It takes a smart man to pretend to be an idiot to be able to do something smart

@Piotr that’s my grad quote now

It takes an idiot to do cool things. That's why it's cool.

indeed

I was ready for a “you moron; thats a river! --- dumbass...”

I don’t get it :(

@@Lucas-ns9hd same :(

@@Lucas-ns9hd Watch all of dunkeys videos

@@Lucas-ns9hd watch dunkeys gta 4 vid

@Lucas and also the CS:GO ones. Going Sea Cucumber.

OG

*If we activate Halo's defences-*

No, John Halo said that. Halo Reach is his cousin who was an alien.

halo7oo Oh, of course, I forgot that John Halo was impersonating Halo Reach in a mission to infiltrate the aliens as a quadruple agent

I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.

CKing you also gotta remember Johnny McGreenarmor gave him the codes for his birthday before he died. It was the saddest moment in the series

Jim Raynor 1337

@Lil Corolla shouldnt your name be Lil Cortana...?

HILL MOVED

BETRAYED ME!

my whole social life be like:

*Raid Legends*

Vaginal sex is the first strand type game

Matt OBrien It’s time for big team battle

Me: KILLIMANJARO!

Flag taken Flag dropped

We going ocean?

where is that from

@@kerresft8745 one of his first vids

Killertomate 47 Lmao i found out i did some fbi shit and investigated. He was playing gta 4 i think

@@kerresft8745 yea that vid

Ik

You can cook?

*suicide rates have gona up*

@Sightless_Seeker what are u on about?

Don't forget kids saying, YOU NI-

PhazonMercenary what

@@GFMarine Dude, I have autism and not even I could understand the dude... but that might be because of autism now that I think about it.

@@CottidaeSEA it's ok man we're all autistic on the inside sometimes....or is that constipated? I can never tell.

What's the joke there?

Suspicious Scout it’s from a really old dunkey video

@@SuspiciousScout ocean, right?

@@SuspiciousScout It's from a GTA IV video.

@@DaMightyHuuma we're going ocean?

I read your comment right when he said it lol

Yes that is what he said

I's TiEm fo BIg teeM bAdDowW

The expression was meant to be memeafied with the spirit fully captured with no disrespect intended lol

William Brayton Your dis-... Disrespecting a future us army soldier

*car breaks*

I hear this guy’s voice in my head now every time I play BTB

I was having PTSD flashbacks when I heard it.

Ocean?

I still consider it one of Dunk's greatest videos.

What video is that from?

Which vid is that from again

At that timestamp, too.

Can you find the reference? I'm a newbie

@@James11111 He must've edited the joke there on purpose

@@Stickerbrushes just look up "videogamedunkey ocean" should be gta 4

@@Stickerbrushes Video titled 'Ocean ?' of GTA4 from dunkey

I don’t get it

@@yoshithebear7630 from one of his first videos

ocean? ocean.

u mean greatest crossover

@@malesbruh the warthog was awarded the unsc #1 crossover award for 30 years

VR chat also

@@robertovargas5839 thank you someone else remembers!

OMG that part killed me haha. I was thinking exactly the same.

I reached out for Knack, but I met Master Beef, and then I aint ever came back - Jack Black

PuttPuttRevolution it was really motivational when Tupac said that. I felt the chills while listening to it

PuttPuttRevolution That was a quote from Will Smith you idiot

PAC!

Some real gangsta sh*t

Overtoast what vid is it referring to?

@@talia_al_gabagool about gta 4 multiplayer

@@talia_al_gabagool video is called "Ocean ?". It's from a few years ago. One of my favourites.

@@stevenhall6034 ocean, right?

We goin cliff?

Legitimately my favorite line in this video, tied with “Stop, in the name of Halo”

Because on Halo online, no matter how old you are, the funniest thing will always be teamkilling. And we all know this

@@thebondofunity we all know team killing is funny, caboose from RvB made this statement clear

Party chat was a mistake imo. It completely destroyed the wonder and purpose of playing online. To play and talk with people from all over. I remember going into lobbies back then and everyone had a mic like 15 people all talking to eachother it was a war zone but those war zones also brought real online friendships where you would add people you only know by gamertag and play for years. Party chat ruined all of that and also turned the next gen into complete pssys who will report you for some light online banter. Console company's also followed suit to coddle these baby's. It's so bad to the point where a fn adult can get put on time out from a service they pay money for just by typing swear words to friends you've known since fn elementary school. The "muh private company" bootlickers are just as annoying also.

@@HonkeyKong54 That's bullshit and you know it. regardless of how FORCED communication brings "friendships" like schools and colleges and offices and bars.. you know... people who couldn't give 2 shits about you if you died tommorow.. "Friends" Lol . its always people who turn shit bad. Not Tech. People blame tech for their mistakes. People blame everything for their mistakes. And for GameDev mistakes. seriously who considers people you kinda barely know online who are good for a match or 2 "Friends" . Wtf are you on about. they don't become friends unless you exist outside games and talk. Online friends who can only extend to "Bar Talk" or "What's up? nothing. how's the weather? good." talk. what kind of useless friends are those. Shit its worse. Its just invite people like a spamming BOT until you get enough people for what YOU want to do. No talk no communication. And then you talk shit online. Easy come easy go kind. Good riddance seriously what kind of grownup would consider online people "friends". Those were good times maybe. A lot of people to talk to I guess. I DON'T KNOW AND I DONT HAVE THE POWER TO EMPATHISE WITH FUCKING NORMIES WHO KILLED GAMING ANYWAY fuck all of you screaming "Grind" game idiots and MMO addicts. "Social" FUCK YOU. WHO CARES? Its a game... you don't play football or Cricket or fucking...pay for a place with a court for basketball , volleyball , bandminton , Tennis .. for fucking "Social".. That's just something good.. you use.. You play FOR THE FUCKING GAME.. Its a GAME.. not a chat room with fun party activities for blind dates and lonely stranger meetups!! its not a playground... There isn't 1. Not for adults. not online. there are mutiple chatrooms.. But that's it. No public "Play" spaces that are free or funded by some weird govt tax by the UN.Everyone is selling a product. So you get something out of the experience regardless of people or no people. Since people don't collectively pay. you pay whatever you pay , Alone . You get , what you get , alone. If it isn't. Its scam.. since it asks you to pay them.. and then puts the responsiblity of the product satisfaction on other's who aren't here to work , they payed as well. you setting whatever god damn stupid example of "Public" chat and "AH nostalgia" is such lying bullshit . All i wanted to say was its bullshit and you know it. you set expectations that is OK for companies to put the burden of fun on the fucking people who paid in the first place. none gives a fuck if you make a friend or not.. Play.. cooperate. Have fun. LEAVE. when people pay.. not you.. you aren't people.. .you don't get to be people you dumb fuck... When people pay a park's entry fees. They will get their god damn fun out of it. whether its an amusement park or just a nice park with some benches and a pond. Doesn't matter if they make friends or not. as for new gen softies. Who report with a trigger finger.. Guess who taught them to report teammates for learning the game? guess who didn't tell these idiots to fuck off when they were posing. guess who let these cum rag silicon dolls run around and take all control of a fun maker and buyer arena. they fucking scream obsenities. Doesn't matter what they say if they say it with enough intensity. How the fuck did these screaming undisciplined children with special needs babysitting and by special needs i mean a right 5-10 slaps across the face and some belt on body action , get to scream their heads off in the first place without being blocked muted and disregarded until they apologized because they understood what it means to ruin someone's time off. fuck off

it'll be YEEARS before you're ready to hear it again

Ahh yes and those who are well equipped always have their trusty jet pack class for those trolls.

Im surprised so many people know the reference when the past video only has 3.3 million views, 8 years ago.

"Only" 3 million views lol

@@DaemonJerky My point is that this video is about to hit 3 million views, but at first I thought most people didn't know the Ocean joke since the video was done 8 years ago. At least in the bright side, this comment here will make people go back and watch the old video.

I was there when it was written

Damn that's a reference and a half

Do not cite the Chronicles of Narnia quotes to me, meat... meat, uhh, meat dress. What even are KZfaq usernames now O_o

@@GrandHighGamer it's a 9 year old reference to lady Gaga's meat dress 🤷

How could you not know about the meat dress

Oh my god I didn’t notice that. You’re so right!

Yucky gay

@@switch2381 wtf?

@@beegyoshi5535 ?

@@coworld1914 wat did switch say

@@beegyoshi5535 “yucky gay” and by that he probably refers to that statement being “gay”

Ocean right?

That's my specialty.

oh no

*taxi gets blown up one second later*

@@AangDknight find a way to the ocean zone

1.3k likes and still no comments. How?

@@traolin5877 because that's the Halo we remember

1.4k likes and still no comments. How?

BETRAYAL

1.5k likes and still no comments. How?

Isn’t that from titanic lmao?

What's that a reference to?

@@Shashank7170 its from a gta 4 video titled 'ocean' if I can remember correctly

@@simoneden3665 Oh right I remember now

Shashank7170 Dunkey made a video called ocean where he drove his friend into the ocean

Ahhhhh the good times

As children when me and my brothers were playing hide’n’seek - or pretty much anything else involved with counting down - we would always count the last numbers with the tone of those boops going: “Three, Two, One, BOOOOOP!” And then people knew shit was about to get real.

@DVN I always played with my sisters. The youngest did it so often that we had to take away her controller if we wanted to play a match. Good times

or the shield recharging

No it’s boop boop be be bop

One year, Spartans...

I've seen you a few times now. Interesting.

Hehe ye

HOW ARE YOU EVERYWHERE. EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!!

Be there change you want in this world!

I mean I still get that but now they're accountants.

They're all in CoD right now /:

They didnt even put voice chat on pc.

already on it! :cool_face:

I've been laughing for five minutes straight imagining Dunkey as the captain of a plane, announcing this over the speakers.

Your commend gave me the thought of having consoles in airplanes so you can have 1 big lanoarty with everyone while flying

*Laughs in flashbacks of Dunkey’s GTA III , GTA IIV and Rust 500K*

**Then the engines just immediately cut out**

Wasn't this the pilot for Lost?

I think that was uncle dane 👀

That part had me crying 😂😂

LawLinternets and knack, can’t forget about that

Blindfolded.

@@Gumby518 controller isn't even attached

Not true because his brother was playing the game. Dunkey was driving the car with USB Steering Wheel.

And LoL but we dont talk about that anymore.

Which video is it from?

@@telightpryramid767 it's a GTA4 video but I forgot the title

@@jazzvieadnan3779 It was Dunkey Go Swimming Pool, feat. Chumbles Gumpus.

it has never left

@@jazzvieadnan3779 The title of the video is literally "Ocean?"

FoxxoBoxxo ion get it...

"WE CAN WIPE EM OUT"

YES!!!

Wholesome.

The real killjoy was inside you all along.

Haha good ol days

Halo there partner

@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts man i loved that game

Said the same thing after a guy teabagged me after he killed me every time on team snipers, this is the Halo I remember.

@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts ....and social programing with the banhammer,,,,

It was in his GTA 3 video too

117

Ivan Corredera nice hairline

Because nicomycassinishere was too busy bowling with fatty Roman while Bernie crane was blackmailed by dimitri rascal who was mikhail fastin’s son

Yeah, we're going ocean.

Kept you waiting huh?

'We goin Ocean?' cracked me up so much

I'm like 90% sure.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thot that

And referencing Jonathan Coulton's Re: Your Brains? hahahaha

Yeah that sounded just like him

Hey I commented this 4 months ago but Kirby gets the likes :(

HAHAHAHAHAAH WE GOIN TO ARUBA HES ON DUNDER

NO I'M LANCE VANCE

5

How did you edit this comment but still spell 'sentence' wrong?

@@_ikako_ its a year old comment but ok

@@_ikako_ it's art, you wouldn't get it...

It's gonna be hard with Gemini Man's box office losses. ~ooooh

Gavin Kuehner yeah

Lmao epic

ok

Daybot Who’s Will Smith?

But this strand-type game is actually good

-claimedlizard50 2019*

Death stranding LOST THE LEAD

it's the dark souls of fps

It's him

That is a 100% Oneyng, creator of "a random day 2".

Damn!!

lmaoooo thats hilarious

That guy was clearly in the right and it's your fault for not getting in the DAMN warthog

“All you had to do, was get in the damn warthog CJ.”

I used to do donuts at spawn in the bog beeping the horn until someone got in. Works everytime

What time is it??

I love it so bad too

Csgo: am I a joke to you?

RS Siege is even better for trolling

@FridaFan Damn right bb

Betrayal!!!

tbh

All Dunkey videos are classics

M E M E R I O Preach.

That’s not Oney, that’s Blinko High-heels.

I'm pretty sure that was Uncle Dane

Lmao

The ocean right?

Dunkey: *HUH*

What video did he originally say it in?

@@halo25assassin45 GTA 3

It's time for big team battowl

*Luitenant Dan* *it’s time for big battle*

LambertO Bri[ck]enkos HAHAH

Momma always said: It's time for big tweam batwol

Butthow

Glad im not the only one who caught that. That was my first and favorite Dunkey video.

ahhh modded Skyrim

@@rom8467 There are people who've only known Dunkey for that short of a time? I feel bad for you.

and then tried to bail at the last second because he knew exactly what was coming

Best

*if we activate HALO defense systems*

I couldn't stop laughing XD

Void - the clash lives on

This is the Halo I remember

The karma is real

I mean CARma **laugh track**

@@jonw9791 hahaha! thanks for playing on yesterdays failures,the hit 2018 show of the year! You've won one bullet,now hold still.

TheTechfo aim between the eyes I deserve it

@@jonw9791 Apologies sir, we here at yesterdays failure (if you forgot its the hit 2018 show of the year) specialize in torture, like,for example,hypothetically,shooting you in the knee and denying any medical treatment until you bleed out,hypothetically. Anyways if you could just follow me over to this room,we should be good.

Stoob I rarely type this but I lost my shit when he played that clip then timed the splosion perfectly

Ok, thanks for sharing

What's that a reference to??

@@LuMnOsITi not halo

@@Abyssinian97 I mean why is that funny at all, I don't get it

Sir, finishing this spaghetti.

"Oh no, those are the bodies of the people who played this whole boring ass game. "

Ocean

but did you get 3:38?

Damn, it actually is

If you try to walk across forge world on foot yes

ah no, no no no, that's what they are calling walking simulators now? STRAND!!!!!!?

good job gavin

All I know about Halo is that you are delivering a flag to a location and sometimes you shoot people. If that isn’t a strand game I don’t know what is.

also that music is good for everything.

he isnt The Act Man. He has the voice of gods

Let's put it to the test: have him voice The Godfather.

@@mrpiratefox4497 Did you just disrespect D U N K E Y?

Only old folks remember that one

Ocean right?

Only OGs remember that Or anyone else with an addiction to dukko’s videos

@@davidec.4021 its the gta 4 video right?

Pfft, wanna challange with quotes? Make it hard then. Come back in 10 years.

Jetpack Boy09 we need Halo 5: Recap guarded

Yeah I want dunkey to do more halo vids

@@reda17 Halo Reach Recaptcha

Redacted17 Halo 5: Recap Returned

Halo Reach Reca- PELICAN?! AAAAAAAAACK!

I was wondering why it sounded so strange

Oof

it unironically is better than the majority of battlefield games

This is halo you goombas

Siddarta7, I loved watchin Dunkey play call of duty in this video

Personally I think Ratchet and Clank 2 was the best of the trilogy but I see where you’re coming from

Nope. He said the most retarded thing to defend his game. Now he's gotta deal with the trolls.

@@YuyuHakurei Nope, you are just nitpicking and biased and 15, I win, bye bye anime

@@YuyuHakurei defend what?

MBOZ _ Capitan Anime here isn’t defending Death Stranding, he was talking about what kojima said that death stranding was

MBOZ _ You make a compelling argument

I'm Princess Beach

"I'm Princess Teach. Now I will teach you how to play strand games"

Cringe Detector It’s the space hula hoop where dunkey fought mega Steinfeld

Its all based on a true story

Pity they dont have Peters and Johnson from CoD: Advanced Warfare. I like how they were drinking Mountain Dew and sucking dick

@@emblemblade9245 Correct, John Madden fires the Calendar of August through it in the Mega Man sequel movies

Víctor Ninja man lives up to his name

*HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE*

i like ur attitude

What does Going Ocean mean?

I have to ask even if its stupid. Is that a reference to an anime?

@@uhhimnotcreative2235 it's a reference to dunkey's gta video "Ocean?"