I hope everyone enjoyed the adventures of Jimmy Rings and friends in the world of Mass Effect... there were no cheeks clapped this season which, is blasphemy >:(

I hope the Covenant is real so they can glass Paramount and 343.

Fives: *"The mission.....the nightmares.........there finally......over"* *(dies)* Jimmy rings: when there's a hole, there's a goal *(starts to unzip)*

One day, when A.I. generation is good enough, i will download and prompt all the halo lore, books and video games to make an actual good halo series/movie.

This show has an uncanny valley feeling about it. Any time it starts to seem the least bit normal or promising, the upside down version of Halo spins it’s head around and smiles through you like a Cheshire Cat.

finaly, jimmy and the legeand of the circle is over.

Just remember. He knows how the coin is going to land... so the coin flip is pointless. Great writing

Sir… This is the silver timeline, it’s budget friendly and we get the Temu version of the flood.

That last bit "They took my image, bent it for their own purpose. So I took it back. This armor doesn't belong to them, it belongs to me." Makes me feel on the meta level the show writers/makers talking to fans saying F you this belongs to us.

Literally played the old Halo game to "wash the taste out of my mouth" from this show. SO MUCH SOURCE MATERIAL, and they adapted none of it to make a stronger saga.

HALO: THE TV SHOW show,where they use fake advertisng of posters , and nothing of it happend in the show, where more than half the cast were women acting like girl bosses, with multiple diversity couples and men being talked down by said women, where only the few men characters die, where girl bosses get more character development than the actual male spartans or the race swapped captain keyes. where the covenent only brings swords to an invasion and run around like zombies, where the rest of the covenant is no where to be found. where the arbiter has no problem killing his own race yet he turns around and lets master cheeks stand up (unless the 5'0 woman leader of the covenant yells at him to not kill him like in episode 2) where there is not a single scene of marines fighting, where the few marines they had, don't know how to turn on their flashlight in the dark....I can keep going but I will stop here

Alot of tourists claiming this is good and not realizing what this could have been. If I had a dime everytime I saw "I never played the games or read the books, but im enjoying the show!"

I can't believe some people are actually saying the season finale was good. I can't believe our standards for this series have gotten so ridiculously low that people are starting to accept this garbage. It's fucking sad.

the flood outbreak made me want to puke from the cringe.

This isn't Halo, It's not even close. Who and why are they doing this to such a beloved franchise? The people who support this, are the reason we keep getting absolute garbage. It hurts.

The best thing about the show is that it's over.

This show is the definition of pure unfiltered slop. The writers don't give a shit. The directors don't give a shit. The actors don't give a shit. A soulless product just shat out for the lowest common denominator and NOT for fans of Halo. There is zero reason for this show to have "Halo" in the title.

The interesting thing about this show: I get so happy when any of the "show" characters die or is in a position they at least might die. I'm honestly rooting for the Flood here, wish the grave mind would just consume everyone and free us from this Monument to All Their Stupidity

How convenient there is a cryo sleep pod in this sealed empty lab room,

There wasn't enough money in the budget for an alarm 😂

The summary of the summary of Halo 2 Season Finale: everything intereting happended off screen.

In halo 2 he has the chip in his helmet the entire time. SgtMaj. Johnson removes it from his helmet at the beginning of 3, Masterchief takes it back after waking up and remembers his promise to Cortana. In the games the chip thingy is Cortana's way of using Chief's armor systems. In the show, it makes no sense, she can go wherever she wants if the plot needs her to.

I seriously wish there was something more we could do to get this show taken from them other than simply not watching it.

How can anyone think this is at least passable as a TV show is beyond me.

I remember when a season had 20-25 episodes and how now days they have shortened seasons to 10 episodes for this generation that loses attention fast. That being said, this show should be canceled as it is a disgrace to the Halo franchise. I feel 343 is basically another Disney handed an incredible franchise like Star Wars and just exploiting as much money as they can get off the name alone.

Fans of the show always say “the show is actually really good” or something similar, but can never say what it is that they like about it because it can’t be the writing, or the action scenes that mostly happen offscreen or the original characters..

3:05. Thank you. The dialogue \writing in this show is so inconsistent and abysmal. So he helps the UNSC, but then he abandons them and lets Kai sacrifice herself. But then Kai is alive. But then he gets to the ring. Kills the arbiter but lets Mackee live. But then when the UNSC appears in the ring, he says "oh that's a problem". Bro what the fuck am I watching? Am i really supposed to turn my brain off and just accept everything i see on screen? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HAPPENING TO TELEVISION?

The Flood made no sense, the whole standing there frozen was dumb

Halo Tv show not meant for us Halo Fans. At least we got Halo 2: Anniversary cutscenes & Halo books.

Yes the flood! We have a faction to root for now 😂

Waited days for this and you didn't disappoint. Better video than the actual finale.

Please Paramount, just leave halo alone.... just.. please.

Random science lady seems to know that Fleet are sending a second wave of Spartan 3,s like it’s common knowledge,

I feel like Season 2 is just main universe Ackeron's fanfic. The dude gets put in charge of the spartan program, captures halsey, captures soren, decks to dick around with chief pointlessly for like 4 eps, still gets his spartan III program, has a new tragic backstory with his sister, gets more focus on his personal life with his father, and at the end of the day, gets to be a hero

Really enjoying these videos man keep it up :)

20:33 this is Kiki wolfkil and her ilks way of taking the piss out of us. This is how they laugh in our faces. They think we'll bend. We won't.

You must be the only KZfaqr giving a genuine and truthful reaction to the final episode. You hit everything perfectly.

The arbiter died lmao

They have to entirely wipe this and start fresh with something faithful to the universe but they can’t now because it’s too late.

Brrrruuuuuuuuhhhhh I was waiting for this to droppp, thank you for being the only creator to rip this apart the proper way. Nobody mentions that spikes explosion was simulated to have a similar effect to how it'd be if the Halo actually let a blast off. If you didn't laugh when makee said she was a demon too, we wasn't watching the same show 🤣🤣

The entire season of Jimmy fighting the UNSC was just symbolism of Pablo hating the fans.

Ironically Flood novel is probably the best way to merge game and book. Since you even have an elite in the book who has it out for the chief.

The people that think this show any good is the reason we won’t ever get any good tv shows people standards suck

I wouldn't mind not having to see Pablo Schreiber's face again. Ever.

Easily a 1/10 show. Even without the Halo title its very badly written sci fi.

24 minutes and 12 seconds is not nearly enough time needed to vent about this abomination

No bro you don’t get it! It’s really good! You just need to get through all 9 episodes of season 1 first, and then most of season 2 but then there’s a good bit! Peak Halo! We boys eating good!

Lmao the man said.. she could kill every single person here… and the flood could clean house on Onyx base hahahah

Denis Villeneuve should direct a halo movie. Loosely follow the events of halo one. Starts at the pillar of autumn arriving at halo. Doesn’t have to be canonically accurate but should be thematically, aesthetically, and tonal consistent to halo 1. Steve Downes as voice of chief. Keep chief off screen for the most part. When he is on screen do him right. Follow Sargent J or some other squad around for the most part. Horror elements ramped up the whole time.

The funny thing is I have hated the show so far and I recognize all of the plot contrivances, understand all of the things they’ve fumbled, but the one thing I genuinely disagree with a lot of people about is the Flood. People are mischaracterizing the infection as being inaccurate, but this is the first visual representation of a spore outbreak we’ve seen, and considering many of them mutate within an hour, I genuinely am happy with at least that. I’m not excusing the show, or the finale. My ultimate point in this wall of text is simply to say that I have hope that they’re headed in a more agreeable direction. I don’t think it’s right for people to hate on others for having hope. Opinions are something we can’t do anything about, but I also think that some of the people who despise the show refuse to accept anything, whether it has good or bad implications. Honestly the community makes me almost as sad as the show does.

The only way I can somewhat accept the whole Shaman lady, is if they reveal it later on that she's the Librarian. Even then, still garbo.

After the way they handled this season there is 0% possibility they bait me back for more of this nonsense.

I liked the flood scenes, in my mind the slower infection makes sense, considering this was a spore infection which we have not seen before. This is almost even a pre feral stage infection.

thank God I don't have to watch this show now, literally saved my brain power

Seems like someone learned that Halo has space zombies and somehow opened the Resident Evil wiki by mistake. And what did they do with the Spartan-III's, make them the ODST's of the Silver Timeline?

Its not an airborne virus? Miranda literally said “you didnt touch it did you?” And she lied and said no and was the first one to turn.

That awkward moment when the reviews critiquing the episodes are way better than what Paramount releases.

bruh why are they trying so hard with the coin flipping, like its supposed to be such a HUGE part of the character

I don't understand why they brought the Flood into the story so soon, the war with the Covenant has barely started but no quick we need to move onto to next humanity ending species.And it's so annoying that we still have to rely on lazy writing with characters being so incredibly dumb to get the plot to work. I do love the through line of Master Chief always bailing out on his fellow soldiers after briefly fighting along side them. Also yeah why does M/C even care about Cortana he never seemed to even like her that much certainly not enough to risk his life/mission.

This show needs to be rebooted and faithfully readapted

Thanks for making these, i hated every single second watching.

Maximus in Fallout spends more time in his Armor than Master Chief in season 2. Something is WRONG here... 😂

"Byyyy thee Riiiinnggss thiiis iss too mucchhhh!"

I’m so happy I didn’t waist my time with this😂 it’s much more enjoyable just listening to you rag on it lol. I got 3 episodes into season 1 and I couldn’t continue haha

Master chafe just be rubbing everyone the wrong way.

They literally just skimmed the halo wiki for names and events for season 2

Your review episodes are so much more entertaining than the show itself

The flood makes them act like the infected people from resident evil 4

Really sad to see Master chief in his armor for only 1st ep, ep 7 (really short not that long), and last ep 8 ... really bummed out Vannak died from Var Gatanai the other Arbiter would've been more fitting if it was Thel Vadam the Arbiter. I felt it was a fitting end to Vannak but the war felt like it hasn't been that long or even close to the middle would've prefer him to die during those moments in time. I really like this video hope for more other content.

I think something in Season 1 set up Jimmy Rings to be able to fist Cortana. However season one is so bad that im never going to re watch it to confirm. FUCK YOU Silver Timeline writers

Last of us. Game of thrones. The mandalorian. Good adaptations.

The way they handling this whole show is ridiculous. But they know what they doing. Just giving us enough to keep us tuned

The coin flip scene is more symbolism than him actually using the coin to decide. If you remember how they bring up how he guessed heads 11 times in a row which is almost statistically impossible basically what I’m saying is he already knew what choice he was gonna make he just flips the coin for the fuck of it

Fire up the halo guys need to sterilize this universe cause I need to forget

I love halo I quit this show 4 episodes ago so that it doesn't spoil the original halo for me. Could of been somthing great.

How about the crime they committed with that forerunner door opening the way it did? Yikes

Been looking forward to this

Achem… "To go on this journey with your protagonist, you're not going to be able to bring an audience along in a long-form story without having access to a character's face, which tells you what they're feeling, how they think about everything. That access to a character's emotional life, over the course of time, is what makes you empathise and connect with a character.” - Some amateur half wit. So before TV shows were ever a thing, Ancient Greeks were the first to present dramatic presentations in the form of theater. For centuries Greeks enjoyed drama, comedy, music, and more… and you know what they wore on their heads most of the time in the theater? MASKS AND HELMETS. How did they convey emotion and more without being able to see the actor’s face? With good dialogue, body language, music ques, and more. THE GREEKS UNDERSTOOD IN THE 6TH CENTURY THAT YOU DON’T NEED TO SEE SOMEONE’S FACE TO CONNECT WITH THEM, BUT THESE BRAIN DEAD TURDS IN THE YEAR 2024 DON’T. We are literally evolving backwards.

Let us pray it doesn't get renewed for season 3 🙏

What is truly AMAZING about this show is that it actually got made. What I mean is imagine being given the Star Wars of this Generation, a Golden Goose, a license to PRINT MONEY.....because that's what Halo is. Imagine being given all of that and still utterly failing. This show is like spiking the Ball at the finish line, like kicking the Soccer Ball over the net when the Goalie is lying prostate ten feet from the Goal, like two Heavyweight Boxers nocking each other out simultaneously with the first Punch in the first round of a Championship fight. Any half decent adaptation of the source material would have lead to Game of Thrones levels of ratings and marketing tie ins with action figures, T shirts and an infinite numbers of products. The Actors, Directors and Producers would have become household names with career opportunities falling from the sky. This show could have paid for Paramount's budget for the next DECADE !!! They had all that opportunity and they left it all on the table and for what? Girl bosses with plot armour, an Alienated Fan base, ruined careers Flood zombies ripped off from the last of us and most importantly ....no money.... The only saving grace of this show is that in five years no one will remember it at which point hopefully someone at least Simi talented with half a brain can reboot it..... Jesus Christ what a missed opportunity.

They found the flood in Onyx. Seriously? They found it on a shield world that was designed to protect its people from the flood. I don't know what the writers were on when writing this.

If the show not canon why are y’all so pressed about it n idk why y’all think Kai Is dead if chief survive a crash landing on a ship into the halo why can’t Kai survive crashing the ship y’all don’t make sense

The way the flood is shown in the TV series could definitely have been worse in my opinion. In the books, Pvt Jenkins had a very slow turn once he was infected and he actually remained semi conscious through it which is more terrifying.

I did *not* see these scenes myself. They lost me on that weird planet after the Reach fiasco

Perez has the longest arc in this season. Her "character" went through the most change, cowardly-comms to spartan badass.

The flood did look like shit. To be fair the introduction of the flood in the books made what ever it can in contact with be more aggressive. I agree with you though they dropped the ball.

Was it even explained how Makee was alive in this series when she (apparently) died at the end of the last series? This was such a wasted show. But expected cause it needed to be heavy on CGI so would be expensive. But if thats the case then dont make it at all until you have the budget.

One day, I’ll become a very good producer and make a REAL Halo show, one that actually is about halo, one with the real flood, one with the real chief, one with the real covenant (talking about season 1 and the whole spy thing). I doubt my show will ever take the helmet off…tough, fast, quiet, loud, bright, dark.

I can't wait to watch this

It's very clear from the portrayal of the flood that the writers were told the flood were zombies. ALMOST ANY Halo fan could have told them otherwise. Please Microsoft cancel this abomination of a show.

Thank you for saying the actors name he doesn’t deserve this to be called master chief

Kinda makes you wonder if the battle in the covenant ship is just leftover footage from the simulation in earlier episodes.

22:38 I completely agree. Game of thrones was adapted pretty faithfully while they still had books to adapt, and only started going bad when the show writers were allowed to go on their own. Its like these companies dont understand why the shows they're trying to emulate get so popular. A famous writer makes a great story, then a film director adapts it faithfully.

It was so stupid to me that he never wanted to wear his helmet, but now that his visor is actually broken, he wants to wear it.

What did they do with captain keys and Miranda? I haven't seen them yet

My favorite part is that during Chief's fight with the arbiter, the 117 gets burned off of his armor, which I think is supposed to be a plot point. But then, while he's talking to spark, the 117 is back. Guess he had some backup armor in his pocket

If they would’ve adapted the book “the Fall of Reach” it would’ve been amazing. There’s so much more than just the narrative of the game. Combining the book with the game would’ve given the show plot lines that actually mean something to the story and made a great show. It would give us the familiar stuff we know with new stuff that’s never been adapted before. The Keyes loop. Chief and Cortana testing the MKV armor. Operation Red Flag. Gamma station. Red team. Castle base. Combine it with Noble team’s story. What could’ve been…

If the blast from those ships were so power full why wasn’t the covenant just sending a small ship to the planet and blowing it up remotely

This was easily one of the worst things I’ve ever watched. Ever! In the history of ALL time!

The sad thing is it's rated well by both critics and audiences. Plus it's getting a lot of views. So it looks like it's going to continue to get made