Hamilton: A chipmunk that wants to fight Burr: A smart chipmunk Laurens: a drunk chipmunk Lafayette: A french chipmunk Mulligan: A chipmunk that knows more than he should

Just when I thought Lafayette's rap couldn't get any harder

Burr: talk less. No, literally talk less so we don't turn into high pitched children.

The fact that Alex sings in almost every song and this is STILL 25 minutes

he really does *talk* like he’s running out of time

There’s a joke in here about needing Alexander to talk less and Smile more

respect for still putting the lyrics on the screen at the end, even when you can't hear anything anymore

Comments: omg satisfied is crazy Me, only at my shot: I'm in danger.

“Sometimes I get over excited, shoot off at the mouth...” y o u t h i n k ?

when you wanna listen to the hamilton soundtrack but you only have 25:36 minutes to live

Doctor: you have just over 25 minutes to live Me: *This video*

Hamilton: -With every word I drop knowledge- *with every word, the song gets faster*

What I've learned from this video: Hamilton talks entirely too much.

*person* you can’t turn almost 3 hours of musical into 30 minutes *save the sharks* Just you wait.......

If only this happened in the Broadway musical.. Burr: "Talk less, smile more!" Hamilton: "PFFT- 'Talk less'? 'Smile more? Don't you mean.. TALK FAST?!" *This happens* Burr: "HAMILTON! STFU! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE LIKE THIS!" Burr (later on in life): "And that's why I shot him."

Did I get a headache watching this? Yes Was I torturing my ears for the first 20 minutes? Yes Was I just watching words flash across the screen for the last 5 minutes? Yes Did I love every second of it? Of course I did

"My Shot" is about where this peaks. Everything after that is pretty much unintelligible.

Hamilton: I have been looking for you Burr: I’m getting nervous Me: *me too*

I love how at one point act 2 gets so fast it just becomes silence

i love how the background music is just like *TIME TO GO BACK TO GAMEBOYS EVERYONE! STRAP IN WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME*

My shot: *Hamilton and the chipmunks*

alternate title: Washington being real for literally a millisecond

Great, now Laffy raps even faster. And I died when the captions showed the horses say "Neigh!"

When it gets to the Schuyler Sisters you just can't understand what its saying anymore Please save my ears Edit: It gets so fast you can't hear it anymore Or my speaker broke

Burr: talk less Hamilton: you wanna see some real speed-

Hamilton: "Oh, am I talking too loud?" Me: *no, you're talking too much*

This is how you know that Hamilton talked like he was running out of time This musical started at 3 hours (almost) and ended up at 25 minutes. THATS HOW MUCH HE TALKED

I have no regrets joining this fandom

George Washington to Charles Lee: “I'm sorry is THIS not your speed?!” “No.... No sir It is no one's speed.” This was great tho. ^^

Hamilton: oh am I talkin too loud? Me: BISH UR TALKIN TOO FAST

It’s funny. This, when it gets to Satisfied, could be like electronic dance music or something like that

I can die *satisfied* now.

No one: Litterally no one: Not even Lafayette: King George the |||’s la da da verse: *unholy screeching*

By the end of Alexander Hamilton they all sound like tiny children putting on a play

This is Lin’s official audition for Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Here’s my _attempt_ at timestamps (it’s called an attempt because it gets so high pitched, you can’t hear it any more :D[im losing my sanity]) 00:00 Alexander Hamilton 03:45 Aaron Burr, Sir 05:28 My Shot 08:21 The Story Of Tonight 09:02 The Schuyler Sisters 10:20 Farmer Refuted 11:04 You’ll be back 12:16 Right Hand Man 13:54 A Winter’s Ball 14:11 Helpless 15:07 Satisfied 16:14 The Story Of Tonight (reprise) 16:36 Wait for it 17:10 Stay Alive 17:35 10 Duel Commandments 17:51 Meet Him Inside 18:02 That Would Be Enough 18:24 Guns And Ships 18:40 History Has Its Eyes On You 18:53 Yorktown (The World Turned Upside Down) 19:21 What Comes Next? 19:32 Dear Theodosia 19:53 Non-Stop 20:32 Act 2 (most of this Act is literally indistinguishable, even with the lyrics on screen because. you can’t hear it. at all. as in, the audio. just stops playing because it’s too high pitched.)

“Mom can we watch Hamilton” “We have Hamilton at home” *the Hamilton at home*

This goes: - normal - kids bop - chipmunks - a nightmare - it doesn't even sound like people are singing anymore - are they screaming or are these electronical sounds? - i think it's an electrical keyboard but it could also be the chipmunks getting kidnapped - im scared - i dont even have the time to read the lyrics - my ears want me to stop, but we're only at helpless - W H A T I S G O I N G ON - wait dear theodosia kinda slaps - where did the sound go - oh its probably too high for my ears to hear - or for my computer to play - my ears can rest, i am finally at peace - the speed of the lyrics changing is kinda murdering my eyes though -Wow blow us all away lasted like 2 seconds - No need to put the sound back in and make me cry but ok

so this is how video games come up with their theme songs

I love how the end is just normal like nothing ever happened

Burr: talk less Hamilton: nahh Burr: Kills Hamilton

The beginning: Normal five minutes later...: Animal Crossing has entered the chat

Me who is obsessed with hamilton: *tries to sing along even though its fast🤣🤣*

Laurens: Ay yo yo yo yo yo! What time is it? Laurens, Lafayette & Mulligan: Show time! Awww That's so cuuute~

After “satisfied” Me: dear lord it cant possibly get any faster than this... I was so wrong

John Lauren’s sounds like he is a five year old, Arron Burr sounds like a five year old, Lafayette sounds like a five year old trying to have a French accent and Hercules sounds like a five year old who knows too much

I never knew Alvin and the other chipmunks banded together to make their own cover of the entire Hamilton play- they did so well! 👏👏👏

Me: listening to my shot... Also me: waiting for guns and ships

they all sound like they’ve been slowly inhaling helium throughout the whole show

During right hand man i can only imagine squirrels having a war.

Hamilton talks so much he was able to turn a w hour musical into 25 minutes

Honestly, the cast of this musical is so incredibly talented. Do you know how hard it is to learn animalese?

Why do they rap like they’re running out of time

75% of this is just animal crossing villagers they hired.

i didn’t think at the end IT WOULD LITERALLY WOULD GO SILENT.....😳😳

That is what guns and ships sounded like the first time I heard it lol

11/10 Daveed could still rap this.

Act two is literally 5 minutes long.

Thumnail: "I said talk less..." Me: dying

All the emotions of act 2 hit me in 5 minutes and I was literally shaking.

The end u couldn’t even hear anything - HAMILTON TALK LESS

someone: do you like the musical Hamilton? me: sure, original, chipmunk, muppets or polka version?

The schuyler sisters kinda reminds me of the squeaky toys I give to my dog

this is a good way to watch hamilton on a time crunch 😂 Helpless do be sounding like a brocken music box tho

I accidentally hit fast forward 10 seconds and missed 4 songs

Me hearing the first song: hey Alexander dosent speak that much, this wont be so bad Me a second after realization: *AaRoN BuRr SiR*

Can we all agree that You'll be back got perfect like this?

No one: Absolutely no one: Not even God: Me: Aight yall it's over. TIME FOR 2X SPEED!

The Schuyler Sisters literally sounds like animal crossing

Alvin and the Chipmunks: History Presentation Edition

i could sing it up till the middle of My Shot, damn im proud

I couldn’t even understand most of the rapping scratch that I couldn’t understand most of the movie and the Schyler sisters was just chaos

this animal crossing letsplay is a bit revolutionary-

“Talk less” The video would be sure as hell longer.

Can we appreciate that this person took the time to make this :)

"You'll be back" the yoshi world choir.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Hamilton: An american musical starring Animal Crossing

even at the points you cant understand, if you know hamilton you can tell the song

hamilton: an animal crossing musical

I can barely rap Satisfied meanwhile Renee is over here-

Burr: Talk Less.... Hamilton: And i took that personally

It's okay Until you realize the musical is literally about him, and that he's in ALMOST every song (Edit: how the he'll did this get so many likes

It got so fast at one point that you need dog hearing to hear it apparently lol

Honestly it’s such a fun challenge trying to name all the songs as the lyrics flash by for just a second

The original: Stay alive Chipmunk version: EeeEEEeeE

me: mom can we watch hamilton? mom: no we don't have enough time me: *you wanna see some real speed bitc-*

I tried to sing along...I only lasted alexander hamilton. Notice it's called hamilton not Alexander hamilton, it's because it's also about eliza telling alexander's story

Act 1 Alexander Hamilton 0:00 Aaron burr sir 3:45 My shot 5:28 The story of tonight 8:21 The Schuyler sisters 9:02 Farmer refuted 10:20 You’ll be back 11:04 Right hand man 12:20 A winters ball 13:55 Helpless 14:09 Satisfied 15:07 Story of tonight reprise 16:14 (last one you can hear words in) Wait for it: 16:38 Stay alive 17:09 The ten Dual Commandments 17:35 Meet me inside 17:51 The would be enough 18:03 Guns and ships 18:25 History has its eyes on you 18:40 The battle of Yorktown 18:52 What comes next 19:20 Dear Theodosia 19:35 Non stop 19:53 What did I miss 20:32 Cabinet battle #1 20:54 Take a break 21:15 Say no to this 21:37 I’ll finish later cuz act two is only 5 min 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

Imagine this but it was Burr instead... Edit: Holy cow that’s a lot of likes thank you all so much

Let talk about how the das in “You’ll be back” totally sound like every Mario game ever 😂

In Aaron Burr Sir, literally Laurens, Mulligan and Lafayette sound like kids 💀

The sped up da da dat lowkey sounds cool Also the music in the background hit different but a good different. A bit wack but nice. It goes really quiet at the end and I was not expecting normal voices to shake me from the silence.

Hamilton: hey hey hey hey hey hey Nobody: No one: Not even Lafayette: Laurens: gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay

Burr: Talk Les- Hamilton: 7:52

Burr: Talk less Hamilton: Talk faster

Okay but the piano in satisfied tho- Edit: everything after that gives me earthbound/undertale vibes Edit #2: wtf i can't hear anything after cabinet battle #1 Edit #3: who lives, who dies, who tells your storyyyyy~

No one: Eliza, Angelica, and Peggy: *demonic screeching*

When 'Right Hand Man' becomes the middle of the show

"Don't modulate the key but not debate with me" its a bit late now, Alex...