welp as you probably noticed there's a part at the beginning and towards the end of the video where the audio just cuts off. sorry about that, had some issues with youtube :( here's a transcript of the end in case you wondered how it went: - vote for me alexdre - no u ugly coconut I vote trombone - tHEn leTS DUeL - i am going to kill you - ok (bang) - oh no i killed him in case you wanted to see the video in all its glory here's a reupload: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mZujjNBoybiqqok.html and yea sorry see you in another 3 years I guess

"poor life decisions" oh. FUCK

This time there was no Laurens there to say babe no i duel

“I look like your dead boyfriend dad wtf”

Basically Hamilton is: Act 1: win the war happy stuff. Act 2: aaand it’s all gone to shit…

"knock knock" "Who's there" " *Poor life decisions* " Me too.

goddammit laurens

Alexander: "I cheat on my wife pls don't tell guys." Jefferson: Ok Madison: Ok Hamilton: Fine i'll do it myself.

no one is talking about how peggy’s head is just a carrot. this is the content i am here for

"Now everyone is sad." *background music screams "ALEXANDER HAMILTON"*

*Knock Knock* Alexander: Who's there? Maria: Poor Life Decisions I can't

When they said everyone is sad Jefferson and Eliza were smiling...lol..

absolutely nobody: kit kat commercials: let's break a take

My name is poet. I am a Philip. I wrote this rap just to show it. And I went to heaven because George Eaker can only count to seven.

Knock knock. Who's there? POOR LIFE DECISIONS

It scares me sometimes that Phillip and John Laurens are played by the same person

"My naem is poet I am a Philip And I look like ur dead bf wtf dad" AND PEOPLE SAY THIS ISN'T ART

"Goddamnit Laurens," -Probably everyone, ever

"Now I have no gay love interest" "You called?" "I said love interest not low interest you hairy kiwi" I gotta use this someday 😂😂

Me: does anything Everyone: Goddammit, Lauren’s

"now that my bf is dead i have no gay love interest" "you called?" "i said love interest not low interest you hairy kiwi" i fo RGOT HOW TO BREATH E

"I didn't fraud I just cheated on my wife lol" In the backround "And Alex got better but his mother went quick"

Philip: *dies* Alexander: goddammit laurens

The way that it zooms in on Trombone's face when he says "fraud" is funnier than it should be.

-My Name Is Poet I am a Phillip and i look like your dead bf wtf dad - *Oh nO He FOuNd OuT*

"At least I still have my s-" "Pops, I'm going to die"

Alexander: well everything has gone to hell a lizard hates me horde gay washing machine abandoned me At least I have my son Philip: dad I'm going to die

1:23 "i wanna be in the accomodation where it comes to existence, the accomodation where it comes to existence, the accomodation where it comes to existence,"

Alexander: "Nobody needs to know" HEY EVERYONE I HAD AN AFFAIR

j o n l a u r s *games medicine* _trombone anderson_ a l i z a r d *alexdre “salamander” hamilotn* and _poor life decisions_

No one: Not a single soul: Alexdre: H E Y E V E R Y O N E I H A D A N A F F A I R

“Alexdre are you alright” ... *g o d d a m n i t l a u r e n s*

“now that Laurence is dead i have no gay love interest” “you called?” “ i said love interest not low interest you hairy kiwi” this is my new catchphrase

a lizard: alex are you alright? no one: literally no one: god dammit laurens

2:56 random silence for like 12 seconds(yes I counted).

I like how everyone in the end is crying even if they're dead. Poet is a child again too. 3:08 I love this video so much ❤️

“I said love interest, not low interest, you hairy kiwi.”

*GODDAMMIT LAURENS*

0:55 Philip practicing all day

"Alexdre you got a letter from your boyfriend!" "For fuck's sake A lizard he is not my boyfriend!" "Wait no don't read it those are private!" "My dearest Alexdre, i died lol, XOXOXO, your boyfriend, Jon Laurs!"

So, everything turned to shit right after Laurens died? Makes sense

" *GODDAMNIT LAURENS!* " " *my name is Poet I am a phillip.* "

*Alex got better but his mother went quick* What the actual f*** alexander

Now everyone is sad Everyone: *crying* *veggie*

"What the actual f*** Alexander" is basically all the fans during act 2

"I just cheated on my wife lol" *silence* 'In the background: and Alex got better but his mother went quick'

"My name is poet I am a Philip And I look like your dead bf wtf dad"

Idk why, but when Alexander said "No you ugly Coconut" I almost died of laughter.

What this video proves: -Laurens is gay -Alexander is now poor -Laurens is gay -There is such thing as political screaming -Laurens is gay -I am a stunning pomegranate And.. -LAURENS IS GAY

knock knock whos there poor life decisions

"My name is poet I'm a Phillip And i look like your boyfriend wtf dad "

Jefferson popping out of nowhere like *”You called!?”* sent me I’m wheezing

*HAIRY KIWI*

You've written "my dearest, alexdre" with a komma after derst

I had to laught so bad about the sad "veggy" in the end.

Me: “mom can we go see Hamilton” Mom: “we have Hamilton at home” Hamilton at home:

"but at least I have my son" "Pops I'm going to die" "Phillip wtf"

My name is poet I am a Phillip And I look like ur dead bf wtf dad I LOST IT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

2:46 they say it like Phillip is a dog that needs to be disciplined

Can we just appreciate Trombone Anderson’s voice?

My insults now consist of "bald mango" and "hairy kiwi".

"I just cheated on my life lol" **brief silence** **and Alex got better but his mother went quick** "What the actual fuck Alexander"

My name is Phillip I am a poet I look like John Laurens And you know it

I love Jeffersons voice so much in this lmao

Wait. Lemme get this straight. I'm a pineapple and a pomegranate?

"It's noisy downcity" *laughs remebering how I cried when I heard It's Quiet Uptown*

1:06 a lizards face when she says ‘well f*** you then’! 😂😂

work work angelica work work a lizard and poor life decisions tHe ScHYlEr sIsTeRS

Alexander: I hAvE nO hOuSe, A lIzArD hAtEs Me, mY bF dIeD

Let's break a take.

0:49 That is Hamilton in one sentence

After 3 years, I still laugh

my dearest *comma* alexdre i died lol xoxoxo your boyfriend jon laurs 'alexdre are you alright' *gODAMMIT laurens*

now everyone is sad Except veggie Veggie is ded

"i'm going to kill u" "ok" *Oh no I killed him* Why is this so accurate? lol

Atleast I still have my so- *Pops I'm going to die* Philip what the frick-

*“Vote 4 me”* *“No ew you ugly coconout i vote 4 trombone”*

*O H Y E S, M Y O L D F R I E N D , G A M E S M E D I C I N E*

Rip Salamander- i dont know - 2020 *AND VEGGIE*

"knock knock" "Who is it?" "Poor life decisions"

Philip: Pops I'm going to die Hamilton:...... Hamilton: Philip wtf?

The entire thing in one sentence: "what the fuck ham"

“Now that Laurens is dead I have no gay love interest” Jefferson: “mInE”

I like how Alexander and Eliza smile when Phillip dies

*political screaming children* *Politics in a nutshell*

Laurens: **actually dies** Hamilton: godammmit laurens 😂😂😂

Alex: Now that Laurens is dead, I have no gay love interest. Jefferson: yOu cAlLeD- >:D Alex: I said love interest not low interest you hairy kiwi >:u

“I’m too old for this shit” is honestly the most Washington line I know

Jefferson: Hairy Kiwi Burr: Ugly Coconut Washington: Bald Mango

my name is poet i am a phillip

2:10 i love how there's just a quiet "and alex got better but his mother went quick"

"And Alex got better but his mother went quick" " w h a t t h e a c t u a l f u c k A l e x a n d e r "

"I just cheated on my wife lol." ... "What the actual fuck Alexander."

Everyone is sad Veggie doesn't shed a tear

This gave me an asthma attack

Knock knock Who’s there *Poor life decisions* If that ain’t everyday Idk what is

*_Hello, and welcome back to political screaming children._*

Thomas is a hairy kiwi Goerge is a bald mango But it’s okay because I am a stunning pomegranate!!!!

“Now pay me or I tell ur lizard.”

Act 1: happiness, friends, winning the war, doing great at work Alex: **says Macbeth** Act 2: mk so forget all that