Hamilton meets Donald Trump in Broadway's latest sensation: HAMILTRUMP!
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Performed by Rad Motel Sketch Comedy
Lyrics by Max Godnick
Video by El Triunfo: eltriunfo.nyc
Check out more Trump/Hamilton fun by the very funny Tyler Davis: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptR21...
How does a bastard, racist, son of a millionaire and a mogul, dropped in the middle of a race of the Republicans in tatters, a party nearly shattered, somehow become the only one that mattered?
The front-runner, world stunner and big gunner, polled a lot higher, by being a big liar, his catchphrase is you’re fired, Ben Carson is so tired, in ‘16, he lit Jeb Bush’s funeral pyre.
And every day they say that it’ll be just a matter of days until the day he stumbles and loses numbers, Despite all the pundits insisting that he would blunder, the businessman just didn’t let anyone steal his thunder.
Then Iowa came, and Ted Cruz went insane, our man had first ever taste of a little pain. Swept a comb right through his mane, painted his name on a plane, and with nothing to lose he had delegates to gain.
Well, the word got around they said “This dude is for real yo,” raised all his own money just to get up on the Hill yo. Dominates New Hampshire, Nevada and will not slow, and it's looking like he just won’t go, what’s your deal yo?
Motherfucking Donald Trump. My name is Motherfucking Donald Trump. And there’s a million walls I haven’t built, but just you wait, just you wait…
When he was young his father cut him a check, one milly, soon after young Donald was studying up in Philly, got rich, even richer than rich with each pitch, and Donald kept bitching but the buildings rose quick.
Married his girl Ivana, Ivana decided she was done, then comes Marla Maples a blonde, wasnt having fun, then Don got a mail-order hot Slovenian bride, but really it was his daughter he wanted to get inside.
Started shitting on every race from the moment he joined the race, he even called Megyn Kelly a bimbo right to her face. Started winning, spinning every gaffe, slur and hate crime, for Mexicans and Muslims, man, it’s only a matter of time.
Scamming for every vote he can get his hands on, planning for the White House see him now as he stands at the Capitol building with a bible in hand, Make America great again without a real plan
Make America great again without a real plan (just you wait) . Make America great again without a real plan (just you wait). Make America Great Again without a real plan (just you wait), Make America!
Just you wait.
Motherfucking Donald Trump. We are very very scared of you. You will never back down, there’s no way you can win though, right?!
Oh, Motherfucking Donald Trump, when America’s great again, Will our lives ever be the same? Will we live in eternal pain? Wait, you’re saying it’s not a game?
Oh, the Don is in the homestretch now, see if you can stop him, with no more immigrants coming up from the bottom. His enemies love him, everybody loves him.
The rich? they love him.
Hispanics? They love him.
The blacks? They love him.
The poorly educated? They love him.
And Mitt? He’s the damn fool that doesn’t.
There’s a million walls he hasn’t built - but just you wait!
What’s your deal yo?
Motherfucking Donald Trump!