Dallas? Sallad.

It is physically impossible for me to say "It's a beautiful day" without following it with "yAy"

This needs to be selected for preservation by the Library of Congress.

This YTP has ruined my ability to watch this episode around others. Any time I watch it I just start chuckling to myself like an insane person because I can't stop thinking about *_B O G G L E_*

Rest in Peace Johnny Hardwick. "Guess thats why they call her your betteretteretteretteretter-"

"Hank is not just my husband, he's also my coach." "ooooOOooo *OOOOO* OOooo"

This is the Citizen Kane of YTPs so influential and essential viewing to any one interested in the medium

Why did "Dallas Salad" randomly pop in my head today I haven't seen this in like 10 years

I think my favorite thing about this video is that it still tells the story of the episode in a comprehensible way.

This belongs in a museum

SEE KING SEE KING *SEAKING!* Oil Paintings! Oil Paintings! *SEAKING!*

over 10 years later its still funny

The deranged scream peggy yells after hank blares the horn, lives rent free in my head.

"Let's go, Peggy" "*HAAAAAAaaaaaAaaaaAAAAAAA*"

Just realized the "BE THEEEEEEERRRREEEERREE" joke was carried on to Boomhauer. I love this YTP.

That damn part where the woman randomly busts out Oh Susanna still slays me after nine years. Ah God, my stomach.

"The Elks are having a boggle tournament to raise bail money for their treasurer" is possibly the rarest sentence ever spoken

God bless your soul I needed this back in my life

"Would you like a Wallet?" Hank: HARLEY DAVIDSON

I think a reason these old King of the Hill YTPs are so good is because you can tell the creators had a love for the source material

To this day, I can’t say “Dallas” without also saying “salad.”

I like this poop because it's so calm for a youtube poop.

_Peggy Heel is down to'r last 🅱encil; she's non moar 🅱encils in reserrv._ *_🅱ENCIL_*

i love how Boomhauer is already so funny that he cannot be youtube pooped.

One of the most beautiful things about this Poop is the way it builds on the humor of the source material. Most Poops are kind of making fun of or exploiting the sauce in some way. This is such a celebration of the subtleties and visual humor in King of the Hill, in addition to being a masterpiece in its own right. It's basically what got me to watch the show

This YTP was so influential on me that I keep calling King Of The Hill; Hank Of The Hill by accident.

another true golden classic from the grand archives its a beautiful day yey

5:05 Now that VR tech has advanced enough, it's only a matter of time before somebody makes a lawnmower simulator and puts an Easter egg in it referencing this scene lol

You will be missed Dale.

That deodorizing carpet sealer guy is so badass

All we gotta do is strip, sand, varnish, buff, varnish, buff, varnish, wax, sand, buff, buff, buff, buff..... Easy

Every now and then when me and my brothers are planning something, one of us will just shout "be therrrreeeerrrrereeerrrr"

For 10 years I've been quoting this ytp and now it is just apart of my vernacular and I will probably never stop. The amount of times if said Dallas sallad is mind BOGGLEing

Boggle

Ever since this was uploaded I've been saying "PAINCIL"

To this day I nervously chuckle and say Harley Davidson when there’s a lull in conversation

This YTP is the reason I trained a Seaking to lvl. 100 in Pokémon lol

Be therrrrrrreeerrrrrreeeerrrrrree

Alright Peggy I replaced my waaaaatch baaattery, ate a Cinnabooooooon and bought a pppppp-trap.

I love Peggy declaring herself the winner despite the score and the judges just accept it. Absolute classic.

4:30 I still hear this womans laugh in my head after all these years

She's down to her lahst behncil She has no more behncils in reserve *B E H N C I L*

The woman synthesising Oh Susanna Don't You Cry For Me (3:23) has made me laugh every time I see this and it's been a lot of times.

3:43 “Why, hero shisnivritz naravungye everif ya naree.” AHAHAHA. HA.

2:41 If someone honked at me like that early in the morning, I'd have the same reaction as Peggy 😂

this is without a doubt the best youtube poop ever created

2:43 imagine having that horn for your car lol

The "THEEErrrreeeerrRRREEErrrRRRRR" trailing off at the end would suggest that it lasted well after the cut to the other scene.

“Why are you yelling at me? 😭” “YOU’RE A LOSER!!!”

I AIN'T GOT NO FINGERS

1:49 Dale: "I guess that's why they call her your betteretteretteretter" Hank: "BOGGLE?"

First YTP I ever saw. I still say "It's a beautiful day. Yay." all the time.

The bobby drinking part is the most underrated part of this poop. Fucking love it.

Uhhh heh. Harley Davidson.

Deodorizing Carpet Sealant Snake is the best clone of Big Boss.

I watched this so much in college. "Dallas = Salad" became a commonly quoted thing. Not to mention all the random yelling in this one.

This video has permanently damaged me. Years later I'm still referencing this video. God bless

3:23 holy shit I'm crying. I forgot how good it was.

1:22 "I can't kill anymore time let's go." "Hank, it is only round 5..." "Let's go!!!!" XD

It's a beautiful day. yay. Rest In Power Johnny Hardwick

"I guess that's why they call her your Betterrerrerrerrerrerrerrerr..." "WHO CALLS HER THAT?" _Awkward silence..._

Hank: Let’s go Peggy! Peggy: (Unholy wailing) That got me.

God bless you. Every time I saw this episode on tv it just felt empty without the edits.

In 30 years I'm still going to be quoting this video

From Seaking, boggle, to Peehncil, this video has it all

I laughed out loud when he broke the pencil and it went "PENCIL!"

This is truly a masterpiece of YTP. This should be required watching for anyone looking to poop.

I still can't get over the kid that clearly just has a broken ankle and Peggy goes "Aw, little sick boy"

The greatest part of this for me has been that King Of The Hill uses the same honk sound effect so in every episode containing a honk my brain automatically hears 2:42

3:23 a beautiful melody has filled my ears

Boy, that wife of yours is pretty good. I guess that's why they call her your betteretteretteretter...

I wish there was a technology to erase the memories of viewing things so you can experience masterpieces like this for the first time multiple times.

my friend and i can literally recite this entire thing from memory

There are so many quotes in this video that I've inadvertently inserted into my everyday vocabulary

"uh, heh, harley davidson" is gonna be my new ice breaker :P

I'm glad this video survived the great KZfaq wipe of the 2010's a lot of ytps have been lost media and I thought I'd never see this one this ytp is a classic and one if not my favorite of all time.

"Do you need a wallet? It looks like you could use a wallet." "Uhhhh, Harley Davidson." XD

SEA-KEEHNNG

I absolutely adore seeing how many times this gets reuploaded. On Tumblr it keeps getting reposted too like some sort of vintage shitposting masterpiece that everyone oouhs and ahhs at. It's become a piece of nostalgia to those who remember it and a subject of admiration and reference to respectful shitposting newcomers. This shit is actual art.

1:47 is still burned into my head all these years later

“Hank it is only around fi-“ *LETS GO!*

Started watching KoTH the other day. Hit this episode. Couldn't not go "Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo oo-oo-oo-oo" When Peggy told that woman Hank was her coach.

...uh, heh heh, Harley Davidson

I've let fly with a medium-to-loud volumed "Boggle" at some truly inappropriate times.

2:57 gets me rolling on the floor every time

3:22 my favorite part by far. so random lmao

That start of bobby's zoomed in face HAHHA.

Some of these edits are just genius. Like what compels someone to think of this: 4:49. Also this video still beats even modern ytps. The edits feel natural and aren’t just something randomly thrown in usually. Its like the scene guides the surrealness.

I always say "It's the Dallas Mower Expo" when I do like a macho commercial voice, even now too lmao.

Boggle shit never gets old even when hank says it like 50 times😂

"You look like you could use a wallet. Would you like to make a wallet?" . . . . . . "Heh, Harley Davidson"

This is my favourite poop by a million miles. I really wish more YTPs would utilize surreal humor like this one as opposed to relying solely on obscenity

I don't know if anyone will see this, but there used to be a video of a shirtless guy in his bedroom acting out this KZfaq Poop in its entirety, in just one take, even doing the voices and acting out scenes. The first time I saw it I was dying, could barely even breathe. To think someone would take the time out to memorize all the lines from this and act them out so perfectly was Oscar-worthy on its own. I think about that chubby pasty white dude just as much as I think about this YTP, and was wondering if anyone else knew even of its existence or had reuploaded it. It was deleted years ago, but if anyone could point me in the right direction it would be greatly appreciated.

This, And Fesh Pince are the pinnacle of human capability and performance in art.

4:54 has always been my favorite part, cracks me up every time

I remember watching this in roughly 2008, definitely 2009 (when the original was uploaded). I was an entirely different guy but I was also 18 or 19 years old at the time, loving with 9 bros, life made sense, we were still kids growing up and we enjoyed every breath and moment of life. Thanks for the reupload, brother ❤️

3:23 will always crack me up. 😂

"Seaking" gets me everytime

tbh that commercial in the beginning would make me go

12/28/2023 The day I found this magnificent gem. I will cherish this forever.