Thanks for the help with the makeover. Much easier to present my quarterly reports now.

You ladies took this with EXACTLY the right amount of seriousness and comedy. I laughed sooooo hard. That ending was brilliant...

Wow I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I couldn't even breathe with the Bill Herd part. lol

That "processing" sound effect is AWESOME! And the ending was epic!

This is WHO I AM NOW..., I'm never going back!

I think this is the only youtube channel I watch that makes me giggle out of nowhere.

I love your videos thay make me laugh all the time. I put your Taylor and Amy Show sticker on my Honda Scooter, that I got at VCF Midwest 2023.

You guys are a breath of fresh air in the retro computing community!

"I was trying to get it to deploy!" A splendidly technical word which I don't think the original Avon Lady would have used.

Thanks for giving me my awesome makeover!

I never would have thought such a thing existed. That's amazing. I literally busted out laughing @9:56. Great job all around. The last time I saw an Avon lady, a late September many years ago, she acted super-skittish and didn't want to wait even though I assured her my wife would be home momentarily. After she bolted, I sat down to resume playing Ultima Online and realized I had never taken off the coveralls from the Halloween costume I was trying on earlier. They were, of course, covered in fake blood and had "Property of State Asylum 23568" on the front. It was kind of a relief - "Ohhh... she wasn't crazy! I'm just stupid!"

Amy is warm and Earthy! I got a kick out of the 1980s look. Taylor with the side ponytail for the win! The goth cameos at the end were great!

As ever, this was a delight. Thank you for making the video and sharing this wonderful, life-altering technological marvel. Clearly gothware was the answer all along.

That has to be preserved for future generations!

OMG! I laughed so hard after the 1st break. Then again after the 2nd break. I was not expecting any of that. Totally hilarious and so much fun. Thank you.

Ha! I saw this device foreshadowed (fore-eye-shadowed?) at VCF-MW; a Chekhov's (skin-tone-analyzer) gun if you will. This exceeded expectations -- who doesn't love a device that emits random tones when computing? You two make the best 8-bit Halloween episodes. :)

Oh that computer sound is the best ever. You know its science when you hear that. And the end result has turned you into Shakespeares Sister Amy.

17:13 love the Veronica look!

Bil Herd! The Hack-A-Day Alice Cooper we didn’t know we needed! That was hilarious!!

I laughed when you came back with the makeup...but I legit think you both looked hot!

I came here from Veronica's channel. I was not expecting the transition to the 80s outfits and lol'd for real. 😂

So many colours. Apart from the screen. But everyone needs to know their colour palette. Don't they? And gosh, that is a lot of product it recommends. Slightly disappointed the hack didn't gothify the "working" tune. Awesome, love how you two turn my week from a stress filled nightmare to a wonderous joy

That was hilarious! Way back when I wrote a JIT inventory control program for Estee Lauder that ran on a SX-64. That brought back memories of the crazy color names for cosmetics that I had to put into the database LOL! You made my day.

You both rocked the 80s look! 😁

This is rad! I love having an omni-function supercomputer in my pocket but I'll always have a soft spot for these specialized PCs. And leg warmers.

As usual - totally bonkers, totally loved it! Brought a lot of laughter to my Friday morning. What a bizarre gadget… and the weight - you’d get strong arms going door-to-door with that. Makes you wonder how many other niche, customised computers were made, or which ones should’ve been made. Also, I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to watch Bil Herd's channel the same way again 😊 Many thanks, ladies!

I can't deal with how awesome you two are! Phenomenally hilarious stuff!

Loved the video! Sorry I wasn't able to partake... but all the people you got would have outdid me anyways! And boy do I remember a lot of people made up like the 80's version you did from that time. (I was also glad to see that AJ finally had complete victory over Tim at the end...)

Wow! That’s quite a find! I had a couple of T1000’s back in the mid 90s. Made a great serial terminal .

This is crazy... lol I think Amy's got the eyeshadow game down to art yo... That 80's rainbow look is AMAZING!!! ROFLMBO And that "goth version"... my emo friend is gonna LOVE THAT!!!!

Everyone's talking about ChatGPT, but this thing was peak AI

The length of the printout/analysis reminds me of a CVS receipt for a single pack of gum 😆

Omg, I was not expecting some many things from this video. First of all, love how you were going with your inner Bill and Ted with the 80s makeup, haha. And secondly, now I need "Gothware" to be totally a thing in the retro community, lol

COFFINS ARE FOR CLOSERS I am speechless. My meager collection of still-functional synapses can only utter a single word: RADICAL Bonus points for the side ponytail. OMG.

9:57 I was eating delicious rice dish and choked on airborne rice! ...... Tantric breathing and lots of water later....... Please keep this device and donate it to a deserving museum so that in 20 years time youngsters can take the pee out of us for our naff marketing ways. *hugs*

Gotta tell you that you've got MULTIPLE fans of your neon '80s look up here in Thunder Bay.

😂 you guys having fun with geeky stuff makes me giggle all the way!!! way to go!!!

😂😂🤣 YO! This is hilarious and totally tubular. AVON for the win.

I think my Avon beauty session went horribly wrong!! 😂

Oh no.. Poor Ken. I can't stop laughing. Poor buggar. He just looks.... beyond sad.

This was my first time ever seeing this channel and the slow reveal that they're both hackers was absolutely perfect, lol

Flawless 80's makeup

What a rad neon vibe you two had going on there... and then, you both managed to spread the drabness of gothware to the world! Of course, you must total recall that drabness is a state of mind -- NOT a color. Your AVON overlords like feel like you like totally dissed them for sure!

LOL! Makeup colors I haven't seen since high school....

I love your charm! You make such a good show togheter.

Grufty greetings from Germany ... (*closing coffin*) ... Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

Glad to see you got it working! Too funny 😮😅

Yall this is amazing 😍

Hahaha, that's some hilarious retro fun there! A nice video to see after LGR did a video on this, "blasting" himself with the colorimeter, uncertain how it worked (but that lead to some great informative and hilarious comments). 🤣

I love when companies decide beeping at various pitches is the sound of a computer thinking. For a while one of our internet service providers we used at a remote office would play a very similar sound if you called in to have the modem remotely rebooted. “Boop boop beep boop beep bop beep. Your modem has restarted. Please call us back if issues persist”

hahahahaha the computer nailed it! looks awesome. the new software will change the world!

OMG! I'm dying here! I needed this! Thank you! lol

You guys are awesome, love the humor and the tech stuff!

I totally remember the Avon computer at VCFMW. The only thing you both were missing were IOU Sweatshirts LOL Awesome Video

This is so much fun!

9:56 I knew to expect something, but that was not it and really caught me by surprise! :D Like walking around in a dark house, then opening a door to a room where the lights are on... :D Loved the beep boop -noises the computer made, I guess those are so the salesperson can say to the prospective customer "One moment please, the computer is thinking" :D The Goth Friends potpourri was brilliant! I need to ask Bil what his list said about the hair, so I can prepare for the loss of my own... :P

This might be the best video yet.

Who at what marketing department decided this was The Thing to develop. Including that 'processing' melody. Fantastic!

2:17 I still need Veronica to explain color pallets and makeup to me. lol.

That was Halloween Gold. No wait... Orange, Halloween Orange. But then nobody will get the ref... *sigh* ... It was great.

I just played this video to a friend of mine who did not believe it existed.

I've never clicked on a video so fast in my life. PS, I can't help but notice you're getting close to another power of 2, I hope there's a good treat picked out.

6:28 BEEP BEEP BOOP BOP BEEP BEEP It's working of course!!

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10:38 oooh nice Chucks. :). And yeah leg warmers should come back. Obvs.

Hoot = This! Awesome stuff!

I'm 27 seconds in to this and am virtually convinced there are half-full glasses of alcohol just outside the shot. 🤣

Fabulous!

Awesome Show

This is hilarious!

Totally RAD!!!

I like how 8 bit show & tell just did his nails :) Also, I might be showing my age here but I liked you guys as 80's chicks better than goth :)

11:24 GOTH PALLET!!! Fire up the Cure and light some candles.

That was hilarious! Great work. P.S. I'm still trying to get my T3200's to work properly.

Send it to David Plummer LOL...

dammit I kind of want to do the 80's look (just no 80's hair) now. lol

9:14 no whammy no whammy no whammy STOP!

I was unprepared for the 'avonification'. What this makes me wonder is... you had this jewelry and clothing *on hand?* The little 'beep, boop, bleep, bloop' had me rolling.

10:11 why am I having 80s flashbacks right now.

You now need software on that computer to print your Ultra Cool fake ID’s! 😂😂😃👍

Wow that was unexpected 😂 You've made my day.👍

11:13 the BIGgest reveal evar! the Goth color chart y'all!@!!

16:15 I feel like y’all should be hosting the late night horror flick.

Jesus, this think seams to escape from a 60 Batgril comic book. Hahahaha

T-1000, advanced prototype? None of that T-800 organic tissue over metal endoskeleton rubbish. Seen one on EEVBlog. Fun makeover time and beepity-boops! :)

It’s truly amazing just how much BS marketers will throw at something to get people to buy a product. But I do like the upgrades you made.

LMFAO this was hilarious! Thanks for sharing!

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Lightning earrings rock

As an elder goth, I approve.

Richmond's out of his room!

15:52 YAS!!!!

That is really neat did not know that Avon computer existed.very slick set up great video I Laughed so hard. Hey you can wear that cool make up for the 12 hour Halloween stream Oct 29 Hope you can join

Great work! Maybe further mod the sw to make the bleep bloops a minor key.

I feel so sad for anyone who didn't watch past 10 minutes.

17:56 Bil Hurd!

Subscribed! 😂

I did not know that you could find leg warmers...

So, do you actually know how this thing was used? I would assume that Avon reps would lug it door-to-door or take to the makeup & perfume counters that were a part of every major department store back in the day. Regardless, great stuff, as always!

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