Congratulations Christina. On surviving 85 years. You look like you’re 90.
@mrcivilization1122 ай бұрын
@@soulskater9130she is hot AF there brother !
@porks89472 ай бұрын
Doesn't look a day over 106
@BringMeCreatures2 ай бұрын
honestly very hot for 55
@hubbs70972 ай бұрын
Wow wow wow
@michaelafj2 ай бұрын
The double soul shaman depicted as a spartan behind Tom is a masterpiece 😂😂
@jamespropane3692 ай бұрын
It really is.
@jeremybignell2 ай бұрын
Hahahaha
@peterbuckley13102 ай бұрын
He IS a spartan.
@Arshad339Ай бұрын
@@jamespropane369 If you can work from home or you need a side hustle please let me know because we have lots of openings. You can also work around your children as well. Hope this helps.
@10xHippo2 ай бұрын
DUDE. They got a portrait of the Double Soul Shaman as a Spartan warrior 👌
@MrMattHardie2 ай бұрын
was looking for this comment
@HAHb-zc2dpАй бұрын
Gh-ey
@brandondiamond42692 ай бұрын
Tom pretending he doesn't know the symbol for the Illuminati is the best acting Ive seen this week. Flagons of hate from Columbus.
@karenamyx22052 ай бұрын
I dont care how rich tom is, if illuminati is letting in goofy comedians, its not that scary.
@aaronmiller79542 ай бұрын
It's not real in the first place. If celebs think they're illuminati, then it's some freaky sex club that was made up in recent decades, not some global Kabal that runs the world.
@user-re9mz2bt1e2 ай бұрын
@@karenamyx2205 utube is the illuminati information control system, it turned all the formed edge lords into corporate mouthpieces.
@jobymahon28712 ай бұрын
Are you a zim zer?
@HAHb-zc2dp2 ай бұрын
@@karenamyx2205it's not even real 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Triple872 ай бұрын
The fact you don’t have a J Roc “you know what I’m sayin” sound bite is so disappointing. 😂😂
@hestermofet63502 ай бұрын
That'd be epic!!!!! Gnomesayin??!!! 👍😎✌️
@jb77202 ай бұрын
FACTS
@PremiumFrodo2 ай бұрын
J to the R O C mah fackas
@austinkaimalia12732 ай бұрын
It's criminal if you ask me 😂
@itsjonny52 ай бұрын
That would be awesome! You know what I mean?
@IronRangeGreens2 ай бұрын
Bro shatters his body jumping off a flat surface and he “feels” 30 😂
@johnnysays96292 ай бұрын
It's all about how you feel babay!
@Drip_Drizzle2 ай бұрын
it happens to teenagers all the time, still laughing at the comment though.
@CForrTCL2 ай бұрын
I think he means fit Tom feels 30. Fat Tom probably felt 65
@geofflitwin90202 ай бұрын
Alpha male!
@GatsbyMyself2 ай бұрын
@@CForrTCLStill fat. Just healthier.
@AugustThor4382 ай бұрын
I imagine hell being just listening to Tim and Kirsten reading ads
@CIRCLEOFTONE2 ай бұрын
Heaven is listening to 2019 Tim Dillon reading ads. "Underwear designed by a special forces war criminal, who while burning villages noticed his balls were stuck to his leg".
@powerfuljackglass2 ай бұрын
honestly she's the only one i don't mind atm
@faperito23892 ай бұрын
Hell could be worse
@Simiocrates2 ай бұрын
You could get salvation for 5 bucks a month
@senseiseagal83432 ай бұрын
@@CIRCLEOFTONEtbf Tim’s ad reads are still wild
@MrSpeedyAce2 ай бұрын
I love the shots of Chris Larson jamming out 😂😂😂
@cheezie31352 ай бұрын
Why
@MrSpeedyAce2 ай бұрын
@@cheezie3135 because he’s awesome
@Adoubletrippletap2 ай бұрын
His name is Chris Jasminrice.
@staplerwatercup46052 ай бұрын
Nobody: Christina: ozempic
@epicstark9902 ай бұрын
🤷🏻♂️
@Kevin-yn7ju2 ай бұрын
Ozempies*
@jb77202 ай бұрын
😂 I heard her talk about but thought she got off it, then I saw a picture with some comics at the mothership and you could see it in her face
@MrSpeedyAce2 ай бұрын
She’s so annoying with that. She is one of those Ozempic celebrities that are ruining that miracle drug by abusing it.
@IamaFungi2 ай бұрын
@@MrSpeedyAceand you are ruining everyone’s life.
@tonymartinez19782 ай бұрын
The Asperger guy with Stockholm syndrome eating Chinese food was the saddest thing I’ve ever seen it really upset me lol
@leighleigh7472 ай бұрын
I love hearing Christina imitate her mom 😂😂😂
@MrB33faroni2 ай бұрын
They missed the best joke when talking about juneteenth gifts. The man SAID "To buy me?".....no i think juneteenth means i can't do that anymore.
@t0kinblkguy2 ай бұрын
I heard it too. Lol
@JamiePatrick-nd6sx2 ай бұрын
Unfortunately
@marshallcopley75422 ай бұрын
You Win.
@andremororo-fisher30962 ай бұрын
They wouldn’t joke about that they are getting kinda woke and “safe comedy” nowadays unfortunately
@joshtootill2 ай бұрын
Ennie asks for 20k for JuneTeenth. My man was like I need reparations and Tom’s like nope you get to be in charge of recess.
@neighborbruce2 ай бұрын
The chris cam during the intro made my jeans tighter
@MrSpeedyAce2 ай бұрын
Love Chris Larson 🙃
@joeohara52092 ай бұрын
“Slapped her to calm her down” Tom: btw, this works “It didn’t work”😂
@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping2 ай бұрын
Works on all Jada's 60% of the time
@bigmikem15782 ай бұрын
😂😂
@edp32022 ай бұрын
Ok 😬
@3K4peikos2 ай бұрын
I hope this greeting doesn't scare you Christina. Happy birthday, mommy! Buckets of hate from Lithuania
@corypetty20042 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday Christina P! That’s me that emailed in about the prisons! I’m so excited! Thank you for reading my email! 🥰🤙👖
@carlosgamez17992 ай бұрын
Just noticed the "Spartan" behind Tom 😂😂😂
@kelleysmits24712 ай бұрын
Someone isolate Christina saying "move it mommy" and make a dance track lol
@flynnplumlee52932 ай бұрын
14:45 sounds like a great drop
@renmo60612 ай бұрын
As a psychologist, I have to say, that airport guy sees what he WANTS to see.
@kgrohmusic2 ай бұрын
My bassoon teacher was the 1979 Hoolahoop champion in the US. So yeah, it gets serious.
@derpderpington8242 ай бұрын
Bananas? BANANAS?! Not chlorine, no? Not bleach, no? Bananas.
@Emcobb22 ай бұрын
This! .
@drodge722 ай бұрын
I definitely remember a smell I couldn't quite describe.
@dialup55832 ай бұрын
@@drodge72Christina just proves she's a swallower. Because it's definitely a bleachy chlorine. She identifies it with bananas because it's food to her heheh
@olivergutierrez40552 ай бұрын
Yup!
@deathbyjypsy2 ай бұрын
When you consume so much tik you’ve become completely tok’d
@anythinganywhereanytime70542 ай бұрын
im to poor to be watching this
@rams8122 ай бұрын
100 never looked so good, Happy Birthday mommy!
@richprado62032 ай бұрын
Anyone else violently gag during booger talk 🤢
@kevinguy32422 ай бұрын
Every time
@SLexiD01472 ай бұрын
"That's lawyer talk" so we will skip over that....😂
@DatNygma2 ай бұрын
Nice to c Peru and Hungary takin the steps to correct our broken world. 😂
@calebmc89152 ай бұрын
Chrissi P: *epic burp* "I had a cinnabon 2 days ago" killed me!
@iainh2 ай бұрын
36:07 - "Oh, wait... are we competing?" One way to get Enny interested in something - make it a competition and have stakes.
@enrig942 ай бұрын
Shoutout to half of Enny and some whites 🎉
@prissymissyb2 ай бұрын
Peeping on Larson is my new favorite 😍
@clarencecollins64172 ай бұрын
People seeing Japan from a tourist perspective is hilarious, the dude isn't actually ashamed of himself he's ashamed he got caught😂
@marznet91062 ай бұрын
Christina and my REAL mommy share the same birfday, well that explains my main mommy connection. 🎈 LOVE you Christine!!!
@dustinsanchez78202 ай бұрын
Good morning my kings and queens above 18
@onetwo2752 ай бұрын
Morning. Always good to wake up to to Tommy and Christina
@billyjoestevenson2 ай бұрын
Time to get them feet on the ground and take off runnin’
@dustinsanchez78202 ай бұрын
@@billyjoestevenson I wanna laugh
@coleculp99992 ай бұрын
What
@dustinsanchez78202 ай бұрын
@coleculp9999 well hello to all you beautiful women ay ya ya
@andrewtexley4482 ай бұрын
She’s aging like a box of Franzia
@CADsAnonymous2 ай бұрын
Deliciously
@Reclipsegaming2 ай бұрын
Nice one haha
@Josh-ks4lx2 ай бұрын
Shes absolutely perfect. Even though we all know now that she sneaks and eats a booger here and there 😂
@amybrennan422 ай бұрын
Bland but somehow more toxic?
@TheDagglewillis2 ай бұрын
"I feel like of you get convicted of a felony you usually don't get probation" Oh, my sweet summer child
@HGcardinal552 ай бұрын
Yeah... my brother in law stole one of my companies' work trucks and drove it to Texas, also he had some warrants at the time. He got off with 2 years probation....
@ctdieselnut2 ай бұрын
I feel like making fun of a felon being turned down at a job interview may be in bad taste. It's on brand for this trainwreck though. I think I remember why I stopped watching this crap. Bert, Christina's weekly update of the type of shits she's taking, Tom's joking but actually genuine disdain for the poors, etc. I get it, the guy is a bonehead, but the man was convicted and served some type of punishment, dont we want people to then become contributing members of society? Keep him on a short leash, but if people don't make a legit income, he'll be the one that only knows how to rob your house next month to eat. Maybe he should realise that presenting as less of a thug would help. Plenty of blame to go around, and it just makes me sad all around. Ps, I run a business, I've taken chances on people like this with mixed results, so dont tell me 'well, then you hire him'. Just have to be realistic and cognizant of what they can contribute. (public interactions, customer service, etc may not be a great face for your company). Workers showing up on time and functional (decently sober 😂) is half the battle sometimes.
@HAHb-zc2dp2 ай бұрын
A felony doesn't mean anything though,all criminals are felons it's just a word all criminals commit felonies 😂😂😂😂😂😂 english is easy dont make it out to be hard
@adambergman95322 ай бұрын
@HAHb-zc2dp this guy has never heard of a misdemeanor
@MossMan42882 ай бұрын
@@ctdieselnutso it's okay to make fun of disabilities, obese people, dudes in prison, all races, etc, but when it comes to a guy that burned his exes house down that's off limits 🙄got it
@mikeysemple93182 ай бұрын
That felon reminds me of josh potter😂
@user-en1pj4gt3y2 ай бұрын
No one understanding that Tom trying to let Eddie be the master for his Juneteenth present 😂
@houseofhas93552 ай бұрын
Freedom 😂
@KevinOLoughlin982 ай бұрын
Christina saying “this is my childhood “ explains a lot 😂😂❤❤
@norab74322 ай бұрын
16:30 that super cut brought me much joy, Y’know what I’m sayin 😂❤
@MegaJonny543212 ай бұрын
Please play throwup sounds whenever Kirtsen starts speaking about boogers
@InDough12 ай бұрын
This episode ranks up there with the entire musical catalog of Gayhous and watching a farmer milk a horse for it's reproductive liquids
@StanleyKubick12 ай бұрын
its
@InDough12 ай бұрын
Beat it nerd
@stlbatman2 ай бұрын
That's a skit idea! Do Juneteenth Recess where Enny is the leader and tells the white staff of YMH to lineup 🤔 😂
@glandersonbooper93422 ай бұрын
The dispensery I go to in Salt Lake City is closed today and i now hate this holiday.
@josef20122 ай бұрын
Fair
@michaelmartin742 ай бұрын
Hate from Bountiful
@paulamerson75812 ай бұрын
It’s imaginary…
@SebastianQuiles2 ай бұрын
If Christina has the body of a 38 year-old, we got a really step up the game in America
@xitaris59812 ай бұрын
70% of Americans are overweight, so we def gotta step it up
@jonanderson51372 ай бұрын
Bruh, you see these Midwest chicks on the dating apps. Crispina would be top 5% , sadly.
@TurtleCommander72 ай бұрын
Another one baby! Happy Bday ChrisJeanZa !
@jemmysmith86612 ай бұрын
I love how this is what Tom looks like when he's "in the best shape of his life"
@sparky49472 ай бұрын
"Relax Chad" had me dying, great pod
@omegagjarvis2 ай бұрын
Have not had a banana in 20 years, thanks for this episode, I will never have another banana
@dustynutz49822 ай бұрын
Do you see if other fats can fit in booths at Disneyland
@Smoochie718042 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday Mommy! Get at that early bird special!
@IFingeredCaitlinClark2 ай бұрын
Being poor and watching feels like I’m outside of your window
@mikolfarley2 ай бұрын
Happy birthday mommy! Love & Hate from N Carolina...
@steveloomis12 ай бұрын
It's weird to hear Tom talk about how the "shit doesn't apply to me" attitude is not good, but three minutes ago he was not giving a fuck about hurting that guy's knee. What would Top Dog think, Thomas?
@user-tc4ur2rk5zАй бұрын
As a loyal fan of the pomcast for the last 10 years, I've never laughed so hard at a closing song as I have here...
@ericachacon8337Ай бұрын
LMFAO... re. Kevin Samuels's thing about women backing into parking spaces: my husband INSISTS that I back into a space, when we're out running errands or whatever. Does that mean he's trans? 🤔🤣🤣🤣
@cupcakepoweification2 ай бұрын
Humpday always a little sweeter when I start my day with jeans
@BobMaloogaloogaloogaloogalooga2 ай бұрын
Too hot for jeans, time for shorts
@15six372 ай бұрын
Does she... Does she think the whole shoe is made of rubber?
@NenaA.-gn4fo2 ай бұрын
I mean, back in the 90’s it’s not impossible😂
@juwannablomie2 ай бұрын
Yea this was a spectacular level of fgtrtd
@phillipmckenzie93832 ай бұрын
Only the shoes left eye burns
@NiKONAMEK2 ай бұрын
Great take from the whole entirety of this episode
@alecwoodruffmusic2 ай бұрын
DUDE IM SO EXCITED THAT THEY BROUGHT BACK THIS BANGER FOR THE EXIT SONG. Ok, so story time: I know exactly when this was featured last, it was Duncan Trussel’s appearance on 569, and I know that off the top of my head because I fell in love with this one as soon as I saw that episode and heard it, and I cannot find the song itself anywhere! I’ve looked for it many times and genuinely don’t know where they got it from (probably found it directly from the guy). So literally any time I want to hear it I always navigate back to 569. I truly think the chord progression in this one is unironically gorgeous, and I am a music teacher and performer by trade, and often find myself playing that progression when I pick up an instrument, and it’s just always this little secret that I have when I’m in company that doesn’t know who Ed Asner is (which is most people, let’s be real) and I’ve even had people ask me like “oh that’s pretty what is that that you’re playing?” And I have to decide what level of explanation I’m about to dive into. I have given the entire explanation before, other times I just say something like “oh yeah it’s just like from a silly song on a podcast I like.” But also, much of the time nobody does ask, and I’m just secretly singing “rub your cheeks I would rub your cheeks” and “hoo-o-o-ole” in my head while I play pretty chords.
@jaybberwocky2 ай бұрын
51:29 I half-expected this to end with him kneeling down on the carpet to commit Seppuku
@dogwheeze2 ай бұрын
Enny. Run away. They're gonna Get Out! you with that adult recess.
@javiervillagomez3652 ай бұрын
I thought of Bobby Lee when they got to the banana smell stuff 😅
@seanbrennan50662 ай бұрын
Theo!!??
@ineedafernbackhere2 ай бұрын
The other guys squirming in their seats over adult recess 😂😂😂
@user-bt2od3yw1b2 ай бұрын
Jessie Lee Peterson would be cringing at this title 🤣 One of the few that speaks straight up truth
@vertical70472 ай бұрын
I'm so glad you guys just dropped this episode. I had nothing to listen to this morning at wprk. From your favorite poor, I appreciate it. Hate from Pittsburgh.
@fukuuu2 ай бұрын
Also hate from the 412!
@vertical70472 ай бұрын
@@fukuuu I always get excited when I see a fellow yinzer in the comments!
@rainflowers10992 ай бұрын
Christina needs to do a UFO podcast
@someguy27752 ай бұрын
I don't think people could stand that. She's already severely mentally ill.
@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping2 ай бұрын
With Jessa Reed 💯
@briancarroll19172 ай бұрын
If you want to just laugh and be happy and not think about how F’d up the world is, just watch the YMH podcast. It never misses
@connorc10572 ай бұрын
LOVE when Tom does impressions of his dad lmao
@connorc10572 ай бұрын
That midwestern accent is hilarious
@InSearchOfSun2 ай бұрын
Machines within….machines within….
@MichaelDeFillippo88892 ай бұрын
21:20 idk about every other guy but mine kinda smells slightly like chlorine/bleach 😂
@YourAverageExJunkie2 ай бұрын
Yes
@Dong_DeMarco2 ай бұрын
My iPhone asked me if I wanted to forego my alarm so I can sleep in & be late for work for Juneteenth today nomsayin
@the_cigarbar2 ай бұрын
Tim and Christine reading an entire Wikipedia article and discussing felonies was super cool. Hate from Space Camp
@NeonRandy2 ай бұрын
As a white person I celebrate Juneteenff by deep frying some free range organic chicken, cracking open some organic locally sourced grape drink and using the N word as a term of endearment with all my neighbors.
@Sonofgrievous2 ай бұрын
Hate from my birthday
@austinysla63312 ай бұрын
Left Eye had burned a pair of his shoes before in a bathtube but what she didn't know is when that tube got replaced the new tube was made with flameable material and that's what helped burn the house down.
@nixchillin2 ай бұрын
Grew up in Galveston and have celebrated this holiday for as long as I can remember. About 40 years or so
@DannyBFishing2 ай бұрын
Yeah I'm from Houston. So crazy to me nobody knew what it was.
@Kevin-yn7ju2 ай бұрын
Just another holiday real america doesn't get the day off for
@cactaceous2 ай бұрын
I’m from NYC and the first time I ever heard it was somewhere in the early to mid 00’s.
@nathanlindahl83362 ай бұрын
Dumb holiday 😂 They have an entire month and a day yet veterans only have 2 days. Says everything you need to know about our culture.
@theargonauts84902 ай бұрын
Tell us about some of your favorite Galveston Juneteenth memories. Know what I’m saying? 😏
@BobMaloogaloogaloogaloogalooga2 ай бұрын
Happy victims month!
@BlueWhalePower2 ай бұрын
Ugh, the fact that people like you are also fans makes me want to puke.
@RasheedGazzi2 ай бұрын
You do understand the definition of victim don't you?
@traviswartooth5 күн бұрын
If somebody says “hit me” during an argument you should be allowed to.
@sj2052 ай бұрын
"There is a more powerful symbol which negates the phallic symbol, and that is the cross" The cross = two phallic symbols touching eachother.
@Mackis_2122 ай бұрын
I think christin is a karen
@mekanized2152 ай бұрын
Christine feels 50 when her comedy feels 70-80.
@snapees2 ай бұрын
Her comedy is poor quality. Her best bits are here on YMH…
@RaDicAL8082 ай бұрын
Happy birthday to Christeenth, You Know what I’m Sayin?!
@user-jd7ge4zp6q2 ай бұрын
There are several felony level charges that if found guilty and convicted, does not always mean you are going to jail/prison. Several factors determine that outcome.
@vwa3guy2 ай бұрын
no matter where they move to, Christine will always be a disconnected California Liberal
@CoopCollins2 ай бұрын
That’s why we love her bud ❤
@fubar7812 ай бұрын
You must've missed every time she's mocked other ethnicities while laughing and referenced that she's raising 2 boys and that the gender shit won't fly as long as she has anything to say about it. I wouldn't exactly call that a liberal pov. The last little bit of Cali liberal in her left with the afterbirth of her boys, God Bless her Mama bear heart. 😂
@hom-sha-bom2 ай бұрын
juneteenth is so insulting. it's about a group of slaves being told slavery ended, and the slaves saying no we don't believe you and decided to keep being slaves. then later they were finally convinced that they were free, and to celebrate, mock them for not being able to say "June Nineteenth"
@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping2 ай бұрын
It's Jada-level nonsense
@jenn28942 ай бұрын
Juneteenth should also be Literacy Awareness day ,bc if the slaves had been allowed to learn to read, there would be no Juneteenth to celebrate.
@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping2 ай бұрын
@@jenn2894 Imagine how service members can die for our country and only get a singular day. But somehow the sin of pride gets a whole month?
@crustisummer32832 ай бұрын
I pressed that thumbs up by accident, I take it back, also Chrissy needs to die her hair black and go full trad wife
@zakkholguin39422 ай бұрын
Alright first solo episode I listen to in over 8 months. Come on mommies I want to believe in you!
@hawkez20032 ай бұрын
The Lisa Lopez thing, she wasn't trying to burn the house down. She burned the Shoes in the bathtub thinking it was metal. It was some kind of plastic and THAT set the house on fire.
@SinclairPoppins2 ай бұрын
Some people didn’t know slavery was over. That’s the holiday. Like, check the news…
@DrJay11222 ай бұрын
We found a re tard, or someone from tx 😂
@Gtort822 ай бұрын
Like, no one cares.
@SinclairPoppins2 ай бұрын
@@Gtort82 Exactly
@BobMaloogaloogaloogaloogalooga2 ай бұрын
If i were black I'd be embarrassed af
@SinclairPoppins2 ай бұрын
@user-ou4wr4ko9t It’s the dumbest
@JaysonQ2 ай бұрын
Christine - Imma make you sleep for 3 days, mah baby.
@Psilocybin772 ай бұрын
I love you guys, I'm sorry for the mental illness you have to deal with in the comments section. Happy Birthday to the main mommy!
@GatsbyMyself2 ай бұрын
They talk about shitting, menstruation, jizzing, show snuff videos, people getting hurt, laughing at it but we’re the mentally ill?
@commentetiquettestudent17882 ай бұрын
Happy bday Christine, there are diabetes kids dying because of your high consumption of Ozempic, but still happy birthday!!!
@Jordaaand2 ай бұрын
I have a 6 week old and since day 1 I haven't felt it going by fast 😂 this shit IS painful. Thanks for the validation mommies
@paulmayon88212 ай бұрын
I remember the ,Behind the music,doc on TLC. She says that she found size 6 shoes in his closet and knew they weren't hers. So she threw them in a tub and set them on fire. If you watch the doc,it's her interview
@Ghupaloy422 ай бұрын
Hey Christine! I've been listening to yall for probably 5 plus years, probably started watching when you were first pregnant. You are awesome, you are super funny, always gorgeous, and provides tons of balance in the lives of us real folks. Thank you
@williemasterofdestruction53392 ай бұрын
As a 16 year old doofus i had to drive home slowly because of a freak snowstorm (Arizona) since my speed was slow and my windows blanketed with white, i attempted to make some more "white"...the normally 30 min drive took nearly an hour . BUT I STILL USED A KLEENEX! WHO LETS FLY IN THEIR CAR!?
@LucidityCubed2 ай бұрын
The irony (downright hypocrisy) of Tom saying dude need to fade the sideburns is fucking maddening
@Malery2 ай бұрын
Cold Plunge ✅ Can back a car into a parking space ✅ Dude ✅
@luigiramm2 ай бұрын
Christine has been crackin me up lately idk
@stebolavirus2 ай бұрын
Loooove the DIA updates!! And can confirm on the hilarious signage. Fun fact, the mustang is lovingly called "Bluecifer" by the locals and fell on (and killed) its creator, hence the glowing eyes from having consumed his soul.
@mman76692 ай бұрын
Christina has finally reached GILF status! Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈
@nilaynilaynilay2 ай бұрын
The horse at the Denver airport titled Blue Mustang was made by Luis Jiménez an artist that also subsequently died during the construction of Blue Mustang. They died in his studio in NM when a piece of the horse fell on him aaaaaand his daughter was later on the Project Tunway, one of the early seasons, and she only sewed by hand, no machine. I know too much. jejeje