The ULTIMATE GTA 5 BUSINESS TIER LIST!

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HarmNone

HarmNone

11 ай бұрын

Today I rank every single business in GTA Online! #gta5 #gtaonline #gta #gtav
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Don't ask about the description, random gibberish apparently gets videos more exposure so just ignore the following, thank you :)
HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst KZfaqr's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 KZfaqr)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)
Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.
MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"
I replied "no not really"
He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA KZfaqrs are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"
Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...
WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.
Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)
Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)
Thank you DOnALD :)
If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.
Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs

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@IIISuperLinkII
@IIISuperLinkII 11 ай бұрын
No one's gonna talk about the fact Harmnone didn't start with "Hey bohohoyyysss"? No? Okay🤷‍♂️
@neal420W
@neal420W 11 ай бұрын
It’s a crime
@larrycampbell6133
@larrycampbell6133 11 ай бұрын
Must be an imposter!!!
@dathomie4044
@dathomie4044 11 ай бұрын
Right here! That’s what I was thinking.
@themester1112
@themester1112 11 ай бұрын
He is very serius about this tier list thing
@wildfellow9063
@wildfellow9063 11 ай бұрын
He owes us an apology
@Sambob974
@Sambob974 11 ай бұрын
Rockstar should make a business in the back of the Seminole
@StoneOcean24
@StoneOcean24 11 ай бұрын
Ngl, selling pirated discs out of the back of a Seminole sounds kind of raw and old school.
@a.s.4914
@a.s.4914 11 ай бұрын
Tamales....
@nathandacosta6183
@nathandacosta6183 11 ай бұрын
@@a.s.4914 I second this I mean we do have food trucks
@TheShowOff2I
@TheShowOff2I 11 ай бұрын
@@nathandacosta6183 You used to be able to sell ice cream out of ice cream trucks in past GTA’s
@swedishfish1
@swedishfish1 11 ай бұрын
There is: you can access all your businesses out of the Seminole and get 3x money selling out of your Seminole (which can fly and has Amani tech and lock on & barrage missiles with a top speed of 2000000 mph and teleportation and… we’d be here all day but it’s the best vehicle in any game ever forever)
@BIGSHARKMAN
@BIGSHARKMAN 11 ай бұрын
They should buff/rework the arcade passive income. Should make it so if you have a different arcade machine on each slot you make way more money so its actually worth buying different machines. Should make it so if you spend like 4 mil on all the different machines you make like 30k passively a day or something
@HarmNone
@HarmNone 11 ай бұрын
I think $5K is pretty realistic but I do think it should be maybe $10K just for how much you have to spend to get an Arcade
@noname9360
@noname9360 11 ай бұрын
​@@HarmNoneyou'll get it back fast by doing the heists tho
@Brakidoo
@Brakidoo 11 ай бұрын
​@HarmNone right, BUT then it should be lower when you just have all the same monkey game spammed across the whole arcade. OR Make it so you have to buy each machine multiple times if u wanna stack up doubles. It just feels pointless buying millions of dollars in machines for the same income and a trophy.
@devonconroy9494
@devonconroy9494 10 ай бұрын
Arcade was my wosrt purchase
@big.dirty.buckets
@big.dirty.buckets 10 ай бұрын
@@devonconroy9494being able to buy all your supplies for all businesses from 1 place can’t be that bad
@2ndsnake899
@2ndsnake899 7 ай бұрын
I remember buying the most expensive Nightclub on Vinewood Boulevard after doing the Criminal Mastermind challenge and getting the most expensive cosmetic options for it. I barely had any MC businesses at that time, and I didn't get any of the additional warehouse floors for it. I only got it just to have a nice place to hang out and chill. (Now, I've gotten every warehouse and garage floor for it, as well as every Nightclub upgrade during a sale and some MC businesses so the Nightclub can make me a lot of money)
@ishanballa8017
@ishanballa8017 11 ай бұрын
Pretty good list, I agree with most of em. Vehicle cargo is pretty good as you can easily get 150k per car minus the occasional 12k for Ghost org
@steal_your_soul
@steal_your_soul 11 ай бұрын
'easily get 150k per car'? In what universe is that hahaha :D It's ALWAYS 1) source car & pay damages when delivering it to your warehouse 2) then you pay 20k for customizing the car 3) you get 100k for the car on delivery MINUS the costs of not delivering it in perfect condition... so basically for 100k payout you have to subtract 20k + 2x damages, leaving you with LESS than a payphone hit that takes 5min... Sure, you can drive perfectly when sourcing the car, but delivering it without a scratch is a lot more difficult. I'm sure you are taling about the high demand bonus in a full lobby, but let's be real: you won't be able to run this business for 3 to 4 hours like this. Not only is there always an idiot in the lobby, but it's also just straight up boring. Which hurts me to say, as a car enthousiast.
@ishanballa8017
@ishanballa8017 11 ай бұрын
@@steal_your_soul Sorry but I don’t know how you drive? 5k for damages in total + 20k for customization. So yeah 125k per car. The missions are all pretty quick so the only problem is the sell cooldown
@steal_your_soul
@steal_your_soul 11 ай бұрын
@@ishanballa8017 tbh I drive pretty well actually... I know the NPC moves and how the games tries to make you crash... but given that you need to do it all fast and under stress in a full lobby, it's definitely not a great business...
@ishanballa8017
@ishanballa8017 11 ай бұрын
@@steal_your_soul It’s fun right, having to drive fast in cool cars and not crash. It not only makes a lot of money but it’s exciting as well
@Qollo
@Qollo 10 ай бұрын
@@ishanballa8017what u mean $125k per car? 😂 ydk how math and profit works, the $20k you have to pay is deducted from the profits so if you sell the car for $100k, you’re really making $80k per car because you’re paying $20k for the upgrades and say you damage it about $5k, you end up only making $75k which is not worth the amount of time it takes
@MuffinMan1810
@MuffinMan1810 11 ай бұрын
Great vid! If only we could have a better selection of sell vehicles for all businesses. Ramp buggy, B6x6, monstrociti etc.
@designatedmedic597
@designatedmedic597 10 ай бұрын
First time visiting this channel Literally less then a minute in and i love the style of commentary
@x2FreyzovHypeMykeFan
@x2FreyzovHypeMykeFan 11 ай бұрын
the most serious but funny intro ever lmao keep it up
@HarmNone
@HarmNone 11 ай бұрын
Appreciate you
@importfilta
@importfilta 10 ай бұрын
Bro good job! would love to see a video like this but for the gta v online heists!
@prussianangler
@prussianangler 7 ай бұрын
If you have the right vehicles, Hangar is one of if not the best. Filled 50crates of Narcotics in around 4hours, fastest source mission was 2:30min longest around 8. You gotta need a Raiju to do it this fast. To bypass the source timer for the same supply just quit into main menu once you deliver and join again, and you’ll be able to do another sourcing mission without cooldown. ONLY DO LAND SOURCING. So much easier. Also if you sell on Land it’s always just one delivery vehicle. Sold in public lobby for 3,65 Million
@elextrix
@elextrix 11 ай бұрын
I still Like the vehicle cargo forbletting me steal and Drive Cars. Kind of the Essence of GTA. But you r right ITS really time consuming to Set it Up. And its super annoying If your tires get destroyed in the Sale Tour. Nice tearlist. Thx
@LesoTheGamerboy
@LesoTheGamerboy 11 ай бұрын
I would personally put the auto shop at "wicked buddy" cause I think the union depositary contract is a super underrated way to make money. it gets you 270k and I can complete it in like 20 minutes so that's 800k an hour which basically puts it on par with the Dre contract. I also like that it isn't as long of a time commitment as the Dre contract or the Cayo Perico heist. Speaking of the Cayo perico heist. I think the Kosatka is considered a business because it is a thing you can buy that lets you start a heist that earns you money, and lots of it. And that would go automatically to "based". I would also put the acid lab there. I am also tempted to put the agency to "wicked buddy" because I feel the Dre contract is not as good of a way to make money as people make it out to be but I think because it also has the security contracts/wall safe and payphone hits it can stay at "based". I pretty much agree with everything else.
@DarkN1nja77
@DarkN1nja77 11 ай бұрын
whatever you say don't understand you have to keep going to contract board to get onion depository again which takes time leaving autoshop calling sassanta and repeating the process so you'll never make 800k an hour from autoshop contracts keep talking out your ass
@Qollo
@Qollo 10 ай бұрын
Resets every 48 minutes tho so you would only be able to make $270k an hour
@LesoTheGamerboy
@LesoTheGamerboy 10 ай бұрын
@@Qollo You don't do the UD contract then just afk for 50 before minutes before doing it again. You do something else. It's 270k per 20min and that translated to per hour is 800k. If you play GTA V for 2.5 hours and you start with UD, then do something else for 48 minutes and repeat that twice, in those 2.5 hours you have played the UD heist for about and hour and made 810k with it. The money per hour thing is just a way to compare different money making methods and determine which are worth doing.
@Draconamous
@Draconamous 11 ай бұрын
Clubhouse is actually one of the highest passive incomes. 20k from the bar and 50k from the bikes for a total of 70k every 48 minutes. 170k if you include ammunation and ceo deliveries. 220k with auto shop deliveries. 270k with nightclub safe, 290k with agency maxed, 295k with arcade, and 390k hourly just running non business missions. Thats higher than cayo perico if you keep up.
@chrismitchell6478
@chrismitchell6478 11 ай бұрын
Small correction, the bar only gives 5k per day, the 20k is how much a bar resupply will earn you (over 4 game days).
@Draconamous
@Draconamous 11 ай бұрын
@chrismitchell6478 yeah, whoops true. So subtract 15 k an hour. Which is still not bad for just enjoying the game as a non boss.
@HarmNone
@HarmNone 11 ай бұрын
That’s insane to think about tbh
@Draconamous
@Draconamous 11 ай бұрын
@HarmNone it really is honestly. Last night alone I made 4 mil in like 5 hours between the businesses and bikes as well. Passive incomes and biker businesses are overlooked because they seem slow. But combined they are insane.
@Accesserised
@Accesserised 11 ай бұрын
​@chrismitchell6478 don't forget you also get 10k for doing the clubhouse resupply mission, making it 30k in total ^^
@pawvarkila2034
@pawvarkila2034 9 ай бұрын
Great video and good work as allways. I know you said that you did not like the vehicle warehouse, but do you have a guide for it? Or can you tell me how the collection system in it work?
@stxryasfff
@stxryasfff 11 ай бұрын
love this man, thnks for the content!
@rubynall80
@rubynall80 8 ай бұрын
Except for your opinion regarding Cayo Perico, your tier list is spot on. I only ever use my Agency, Nightclub, and Cayo Perico heist as my sources of income nowadays. I only use my Bunker for resource upgrades, since i love blowing up and incinerating my enemies.
@Ariffin958
@Ariffin958 7 ай бұрын
Yeah, me too!!! I also use these 3 businesses, including cargo warehouses, to make money quickly!!!
@Ariffin958
@Ariffin958 7 ай бұрын
Now currently waiting for my bunker to complete all the research that certain vehicles and weapons require
@Ariffin958
@Ariffin958 6 ай бұрын
Do you own the deluxo? If so, how great is it nowadays? Already trying my level best to get my own deluxo but still don't have it till now. But when I used to own it, I felt very unstoppable because all the freemode missions including heist preps to this deluxo wasn't that difficult but really felt the cheesecake 100% and had blasts with it doing unimaginable stunts. After I found about the hover over water secret trick, I really want it back just to trade in my really dumb mk2
@rubynall80
@rubynall80 6 ай бұрын
@@Ariffin958 I have a Deluxo, but I don't use it very much. I find myself using the Sparrow, Mk2, and Toreador much more frequently. I only use the Deluxo on the Agency missions that have me rescuing somebody.
@Ariffin958
@Ariffin958 6 ай бұрын
@@rubynall80 You might lose your mk2 when you create a new character or a new account, so just be careful because once you've sold it, you will have to face the new price that is the reason why I want to replace my mk2 with the deluxo. Even the new price of the deluxo is 5.75 million, I really want it very badly 100%. It was such a horrible experience after selling my deluxo and felt that all the other vehicles could only just stare at aggressive npcs that even the mk2 can't beat or catch. So now you know which vehicle is the king of freemode, just do not tell anyone
@benwallace5194
@benwallace5194 11 ай бұрын
Hey harm, I love your vids. Could you do a Massacro customization and review pls.
@Saad-ih5sk
@Saad-ih5sk 10 ай бұрын
Vehicle cargo is good now. They give you a % bonus for every player in the game so you get 150k each car in full lobby
@JuveVinny
@JuveVinny 6 ай бұрын
The Fooligan missions are terrible. I hated every minute of them and once I did the 10 required to upgrade the Acid Lab I never touched them again.
@atinofspam3433
@atinofspam3433 7 ай бұрын
you hit the nail on the head with the autoshop. It’s an okay business, but the two people you’re stuck with are so unbelievably irritating my autoshop ended up just being abandoned because i just hate them.
@thedrewbster8636
@thedrewbster8636 11 ай бұрын
I can confirm this tier list is 100% factual, perfect tier list
@aurelioup
@aurelioup 11 ай бұрын
Nice video as always but can u do some brand tier list please
@copingflower1909
@copingflower1909 8 ай бұрын
I bought a agency and yea its very VERY good for money if your going solo, in terms of just earning anything longterm heists are the way to go, but if you need ways to earn lots of money at a pretty decent pay rate for just a starting buisness, I recommend a agency as one of them
@3AmigosGTA
@3AmigosGTA 10 ай бұрын
Underrated KZfaqr
@jeffreyfrancisfish7825
@jeffreyfrancisfish7825 11 ай бұрын
Great video man.
@ype8921
@ype8921 11 ай бұрын
I'm a vehicle cargo tard and I'd say it's at least okay tier, especially once you've sourced all the non top tier cars. The sell missions are very easy and can usually be completed in about 3 minutes. In my experience nobody bothers you when you try to sell it in public lobbies so the high demand bonus is easy to get. Sourcing + selling can be done in about 10-15 minutes, which is not too bad for 120-130k payout. I love the driving in this game so I don't mind the source missions. Sourcing CEO crates is a pain in the ass and selling MC businesses is very tedious. IMO the lower profits are a fair trade-off for the better sourcing and selling. I just treat exporting vehicles like the payphone hits that I do once in a while. It's a pretty efficient way to actively make money and there's an ok variety to sourcing missions.
@water754
@water754 11 ай бұрын
What is bro yapping about
@victorowen2592
@victorowen2592 11 ай бұрын
@@water754😂😂😂
@AVGyerra22
@AVGyerra22 11 ай бұрын
But the list is 100% factual. You are simply wrong.
@jamessheehy4895
@jamessheehy4895 11 ай бұрын
I fully agree with him! I do side hustles and enjoy the stuff I’ve already got 😅
@caseyledoux1944
@caseyledoux1944 11 ай бұрын
I mean i used to do this and special cargo before the arcade drop and the rest is history
@starb0146
@starb0146 11 ай бұрын
You are the most correct! And of course I liked!
@HarmNone
@HarmNone 11 ай бұрын
🤝❤️
@Gillotronique
@Gillotronique 11 ай бұрын
The second I get a postal truck I blow it up. My mental health is more worth than the money it brings.
@HarmNone
@HarmNone 11 ай бұрын
Lmfao 😭😂
@rensb9214
@rensb9214 11 ай бұрын
Your choice of music is consistently impeccable
@HarmNone
@HarmNone 11 ай бұрын
🤝❤️
@dirtybags4282
@dirtybags4282 11 ай бұрын
Thank you I never knew the passive mode for kick out nightclub mission
@HarmNone
@HarmNone 11 ай бұрын
It’s so helpful to know fr
@wxnted0
@wxnted0 11 ай бұрын
It doesn’t work anymore btw the new update patched it
@HarmNone
@HarmNone 11 ай бұрын
No they didn’t I did it yesterday
@wxnted0
@wxnted0 11 ай бұрын
@@HarmNone I meant like u cant do it back to back like you used to be able to, now u have to wait a day
@HarmNone
@HarmNone 11 ай бұрын
@@wxnted0 That is true you can do it once every 48 minutes
@manoyal
@manoyal 11 ай бұрын
I was hoping to get a full-fledged Naval themed DLC before gta 6... Sure we got kosatka sub, and the super yacht ... But feel there could be so much more- like owning a boat dock, or port to store all our boats.. Cargo ship or Passenger ship business, or even buying an aircraft carrier to store boats planes together, there could be business set up around it too...
@eX0dus77
@eX0dus77 11 ай бұрын
It'd also be cool if we could get a Ramius sub.
@ferfzero4333
@ferfzero4333 11 ай бұрын
I straight up lived in the 6-car condo next to the marina since the PS4 launch because I hoped I could dock my sailboat there…
@ResoluteDeicide
@ResoluteDeicide 9 ай бұрын
What if they added some fun raid missions to the Kosatka? Like, imagine if you could deploy from the sub and raid another sub at depths or if you could raid aircraft carriers. They could add some kind of recovery mission to that too. Instead of just acting mostly as a gated access to the Cayo Perico heist.
@andrewyates1986
@andrewyates1986 8 ай бұрын
i wish they would’ve added like a commercial airline type thing with the hanger, maybe kinda like the nightclub with the popularity system, you get income based on how well the business is doing, then there’s like VIP flight missions every so often for extra cash, id be down for something like that even if i have to own a luxor or something stupid
@ResoluteDeicide
@ResoluteDeicide 8 ай бұрын
@andrewyates1986 that sounds like an awesome idea, actually. Just like how you can grab a taxi now and then drive people to destinations. Doesn't pay well, but it's kinda chill sometimes to just drive. it would be awesome to get procedural flight missions!
@mpiviv2699
@mpiviv2699 11 ай бұрын
The realest gta content creator
@HarmNone
@HarmNone 11 ай бұрын
Appreciate you
@jeff-yf4fh
@jeff-yf4fh 9 ай бұрын
winnipeg mafia eh.. subscribed buddy!
@mewaggon7767
@mewaggon7767 7 ай бұрын
Never watched you before but this video was funny 👍
@Zodiac301
@Zodiac301 11 ай бұрын
The halo 3 backroundmusic is so relaxing
@ItzEphemeral
@ItzEphemeral 11 ай бұрын
the intro alone made me subscribe
@HarmNone
@HarmNone 11 ай бұрын
❤️ welcome to the channel
@himynameisfin
@himynameisfin 11 ай бұрын
As a new player who used both yours and other guides, the metric they all missed - 'Fun'. I've actively come to hate the MC business. I hate that on one supply bar I get two vehicles, like the slow planes just driving point to point slowly with no challenge, and then there's the post op van... ...all this for chump change. If it were possible to solo these reliably on a full stock it might be worth it and including that in a future guide / tier list would be awesome! Otherwise I regret upgrading these and if I did it again, I wouldn't bother and just use them for the amazing nightclub, steal the daily stock and just sell to dealers. Also, I've been raided back to back on one supply bar for MC business multiple times after forgetting to retire. This business is just such a boring chore. The acid lab I love, the sell mission is fun and pays a ton just to unlock. The Bunker is also fun imo, I switched to farmhouse though and I enjoy the drive. Love the agency - location for Seoul, Dr mission is alright though a little lengthy with unskippable cutscenes (yawn), payphone hits are great too. Contracts I find a bit annoying with enemies spawning on the boat mission and rescue contracts spawning in really annoying places to pick up. Takes ages to level for passive income too. But has the best weapons bench in the game plus free snacks and is my go to for resupplying. Imani tech might be one of my favourite things in the game with RC cars which have been super entertaining. I did do the cargo last week but found it pretty boring manually sourcing. I will do what you did and just pay the tech I think and see how that does. The arcade is also super fun for messing with griefers, like the three I had waiting for me outside my building the other day. Solo I wouldn't use it for money but the drones make it an entertainment buy once set up. But my absolute fav is the nightclub. Easy 250k passive and easy sell missions in a fast vehicle, in-between kosatka. Wish R* would overhaul some of these businesses properly, it's not like GTA6 is coming out any time soon and this game has a ton of players still!
@Jee123123
@Jee123123 11 ай бұрын
To avoid raids on ceo special cargo do it on a 2nd character as you share the same main bank (currently)
@HarmNone
@HarmNone 11 ай бұрын
Interesting! I’ll have to try that
@Jee123123
@Jee123123 11 ай бұрын
@@HarmNoneyou can either time the 48 minutes it takes the staff on the second account to retrieve the creates whilst you play on your main either with a watch (keeping things simple) Or after you switch back from your 2nd account, send out 1 warehouse staff for creates on your main and when they return you know the ones on the 2nd account have also returned as you sent them out before the main account. just make sure to use the one staff member on the main with the lowest level of stock that way you gain loads on your 2nd account with lowering the chance you'll build up stock and get raided, whilst still making a little extra on the main when the next bonus week appears for creates
@adamkid5257
@adamkid5257 8 ай бұрын
Harmnone understands the audience. He’s a real human creator.
@HarmNone
@HarmNone 8 ай бұрын
I certainly try!
@Wassenhoven420
@Wassenhoven420 5 ай бұрын
great video
@doctorgonzo5358
@doctorgonzo5358 11 ай бұрын
2:22 Let's move on to greater than piss... ...tier. Timing got me.
@HarmNone
@HarmNone 11 ай бұрын
😭
@ResoluteDeicide
@ResoluteDeicide 9 ай бұрын
10:43 "Shout out to Raytheon and Lockheed Martin" 😂😂😂 that was supremely perfect
@HarmNone
@HarmNone 9 ай бұрын
😭 glad somebody caught it
@ResoluteDeicide
@ResoluteDeicide 9 ай бұрын
@@HarmNone how hilarious would it be if you could use your bunker to call Nancy Pelosi or some war insider to lobby for government contracts and business advantages 🤣
@ResoluteDeicide
@ResoluteDeicide 9 ай бұрын
Lol, and honestly, they could even add alien tech reverse-engineering at that point
@wildvandee1079
@wildvandee1079 11 ай бұрын
This video might help me get some other MC businesses. have to add what cars that you can steal but not buy anymore or just steal and fully customized off the streets cause I got the Buffalo classic I think and and it didn't exactly have all the options and then I took it to Benny's and I couldn't upgrade it
@DutchDesires
@DutchDesires 11 ай бұрын
Great fun, although you should add an april fools disclaimer for ppl watching this months down the line.
@Rhec22
@Rhec22 7 ай бұрын
Yea ur spot on nightclub is best passive and i like running crates when i dont want to do cayo perico
@The_noble_one_312
@The_noble_one_312 7 ай бұрын
Bro is no one gonna talk about the best song ever in the background?!? The warthog run from halo 3!
@hugesmjfan8073
@hugesmjfan8073 7 ай бұрын
I love how this guy doesn’t sugarcoat it😂 he’s says the word “awful” so many times.
@villerolf8882
@villerolf8882 8 ай бұрын
Arcade at piss tier surprised me. I really like it and even he mentioned a lot of positives with it such as the diamond casino heist and master control terminal but he still put it at piss without an explanation. Yes you don’t make a lot of money with it passively but the fact that you can earn about a million dollars in like 1,5 hours and have a computer that you can control all your other businesses with is insane. Def wicked budd or better😤😤😤
@XGamerFPS2164
@XGamerFPS2164 11 ай бұрын
I’m ngl I have not got the “kick troublemaker out of nightclub” popularity mission in a while. I changed my nightclub location not too long ago and now whenever I go in I don’t get any of the those missions
@NaughtyShepherd
@NaughtyShepherd 10 ай бұрын
My favorite business runs on a rubber band and a controller. I can go about my day touching grass and watching movies while my nightclub does the work.
@acovington96
@acovington96 10 ай бұрын
Great video
@jonathancordova5187
@jonathancordova5187 11 ай бұрын
Can you make a tier list on the business buliding upgrades such as the shitty double car lift
@tarzan6686
@tarzan6686 7 ай бұрын
If you know how to use the vehicle cargo you can export and import vehicles with almost no extra cost in private lobbies with friends and earn a 100k if u do it alone up to 400k with 4 friends in a short time idk whats so bad about it and its actually fun to do
@eirikjormundgandrson
@eirikjormundgandrson 6 ай бұрын
All these businesses type things and such needs to be in story mode of GTA 6. It was annoying that the most money you can make in gta 5 sorry mode was through manipulating the stock market
@Dvinyard69
@Dvinyard69 8 ай бұрын
Love the intro😂😂😂
@jhonadrianclark5203
@jhonadrianclark5203 11 ай бұрын
I really want a mansion dlc.
@Bernard1127
@Bernard1127 11 ай бұрын
Undisputed video! Wicked Based!
@Thedudeofdudes810
@Thedudeofdudes810 11 ай бұрын
Almost always source mc supplies. It takes about 15-20 min to fill it half way then buy the rest.
@abdulazizal-qattan9783
@abdulazizal-qattan9783 3 ай бұрын
I have a question about the nightclub's basement. Does the size of the special cargo warehouse affect the time that the technician needs to fill the stock at the nightclub's basement?
@lairdmacgaming
@lairdmacgaming 11 ай бұрын
3;55 I only sell Weed, Meth and Coke to the dealers so the amount of vehicles that I get is now redundant. As for Cash and documents, if they get resupplied through the stash house raids, then I sell the stock when I am near the business. 100% profit
@damianbuhagiar172
@damianbuhagiar172 10 ай бұрын
not that im disagreeing with you but the vehicle warehouse is a really good one, personally i made around 30 mill just selling high-end vehicles
@tonisoda379
@tonisoda379 11 ай бұрын
Bro i have a question to ask you for casino heist i ve done preps and i litteraly cant i complete heist with those preps cause they are shit like ceramic guns vs armored gurads so i have to ask you can i repeat those preps or how do i cancel entire heist (i know i need to call Lester but when i call him It tells me something about approaches and Does not Want to cancel the heist) can you help🙏🙏
@raitisgobins
@raitisgobins 11 ай бұрын
MC businesses (all five) are the best businesses for me! I also like watching the staff work, it's nice
@5310yryr
@5310yryr 11 ай бұрын
They only good on double money aka this week. Otherwise only the top 2 are really worth doing, meth and coke
@joepvanvliet6989
@joepvanvliet6989 11 ай бұрын
@@5310yryrand counterfit cash factory imo
@mpiviv2699
@mpiviv2699 11 ай бұрын
Ayo wym by watching them work 😂😏
@Dizzy808
@Dizzy808 11 ай бұрын
@@mpiviv2699 at the end of the day its a immersive video game some people like the business for simple fake that it's a drug dealer simulation and no other video game allows you to do this
@skye6918
@skye6918 9 ай бұрын
​@@Dizzy808Just sell drugs irl😅
@tonyabsthetic9971
@tonyabsthetic9971 11 ай бұрын
About time. A creator that doesn’t rank the Kosatka as a business. I understand it’s a way to make money but it simply isn’t a business.
@XnZEUS
@XnZEUS 6 ай бұрын
100% correct info..!!! I own all the businesses and Nightclub is the best.
@Ellopo
@Ellopo 10 ай бұрын
Acid lab and bunker is one of the best businesses for lower levels
@cd8086
@cd8086 8 ай бұрын
Acid lab is good for high level too. Easy 500k every sell
@patrickstuart2243
@patrickstuart2243 11 ай бұрын
I’ve done allot of meth , coke and cash sells solo and I just make the delivery in the first vehicle then calll merry weather for a helicopter pick up and shoot the pilot and fly it back for the next vehicle and just keep going that way. When I have friends on of course I use them to help but it’s not always an option
@athosleao
@athosleao 11 ай бұрын
Vehicle Cargo on Mildly okay and tune shop on Slightly Wicked imo
@big.dirty.buckets
@big.dirty.buckets 10 ай бұрын
i only started playing again a week ago and i just keep forgetting the acid lab exists lol i wish you could just buy supplies for it using arcade
@crooklyn673
@crooklyn673 10 ай бұрын
Thanks for clearing that the Kosatka IS NOT A BUSINESS! I started a PC account. I'd rather get the Nightclub and Terrorbyte b4 the Kosatka.
@hyena436
@hyena436 2 ай бұрын
any OGs who played way back when vehicle cargo/ import:export came out knows how absolutely based that business was for its time. Needs to be buffed like the warehouses :(
@krysxmoon
@krysxmoon 10 ай бұрын
My guy having Skyrim roaming theme song on during this video LMAO 75% into the video
@gamerzack9345
@gamerzack9345 10 ай бұрын
My friend told me to watch this video. I’m never gonna like this is pretty good.
@andrei-fo3nu
@andrei-fo3nu 11 ай бұрын
now i think the hangar is better than bunker. The supply missions are very easy for the hangar and the sale missions are easy than that bunker. I think they must update bunker and all other businesses. The bunker has 15 min/sale 3 vehicles or 30 min/15 products where you must take 3 vehicles in the same position and fight with npc it is very hard to do bunker solo sale. That's why I put this bunker on the same level as the weed business after you have all the research complete the business isn't worth it only when is 3X payment.
@AbcD-uu2jd
@AbcD-uu2jd 9 ай бұрын
Any form of passive income is good. You get 50 with the club and 5 with the arcade that's 55 right that I'll take that
@lucoakanrogithe2ahashira509
@lucoakanrogithe2ahashira509 9 ай бұрын
I don’t know why but with the nightclub business only the “Cola” and “Breaking Bad” inventory gets stocked not the rest even if i go to them physically to make sure they are in production and even make sales with them the nightclub warehouse doesn’t stock up on them. The bunker i guess it was a glitch but i can’t “start production” because i had everyone doing research to get all that unlocked ASAP but once everything was unlocked they automatically switched from research to production but back at the nightclub warehouse it says i need to restart production again even thought they are already doing that
@mylonevibe
@mylonevibe 11 ай бұрын
the tiers names are just simply peak.
@HarmNone
@HarmNone 11 ай бұрын
Thank you 😭 took all of my braincells to come up with them
@mylonevibe
@mylonevibe 11 ай бұрын
@@HarmNone the boys are pleased, good sir🤙
@Nbaspam0000
@Nbaspam0000 11 ай бұрын
harmnone, its boyssssss
@abrahamabdul1160
@abrahamabdul1160 11 ай бұрын
My favorite is the bunker and nightclub
@minhtet9085
@minhtet9085 6 ай бұрын
Plz how can I make my cocain sell price higher my only get near 4 lakh when full stock in your video its 10 lakh
@FlipFlopThrower234
@FlipFlopThrower234 11 ай бұрын
You should do a giveaway and also what is the best all around vehicle for cruising around in online sessions ? Keep up the good work ✌️
@Tiesieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@Tiesieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 11 ай бұрын
Public: ocelot virtue or bravado buffalo stx. Solo: benefactor krieger or lm87 No worries!
@mrkingcheetah5429
@mrkingcheetah5429 11 ай бұрын
^^ + for solo armored kuruma
@AVGyerra22
@AVGyerra22 11 ай бұрын
I'm a big fan of the XA-21. Controls like a dream and it sounds AMAZING. Arguably the best sounding car in the entire game.
@toastermoon
@toastermoon 11 ай бұрын
@@AVGyerra22 I got in on the recent sale (relatively new player) and i love it, amazing car
@ItsHughMungus
@ItsHughMungus 11 ай бұрын
Omnis EGT or buffalo stx, both with emani tech upgrades (at least missile jammer and armor)
@redlupo2803
@redlupo2803 11 ай бұрын
This video is based tier! Also, I hope RTX and Lockheed Martin appreciated their shoutouts lol
@HarmNone
@HarmNone 11 ай бұрын
I hope so too 😭😂
@dolla151
@dolla151 10 ай бұрын
best list of all time
@denisuchiha8228
@denisuchiha8228 9 ай бұрын
The bo1 music hits different..
@Stomatopod-hh1cj
@Stomatopod-hh1cj Ай бұрын
Fr
@JisMortal
@JisMortal 11 ай бұрын
You missed big time on the Vehicle warehouse. Especially with the public lobby sale buff they gave it recently. Your break even point on vehicle warehouse is about 3.5 hours now. After that, its ~600k/hr (solo). Not the best but I like to do it when I’m bored.
@ericheaton642
@ericheaton642 11 ай бұрын
If I’m collecting and repairing super cars all day, I should get payed more than 100K if a “Specialist Dealer” wants the car. If I sell a Classic Bugatti, I should not be capped at 100K, it’s so absurd.
@npokrivchak
@npokrivchak 11 ай бұрын
Subtly calls out the Military Industrial Complex 👏
@HarmNone
@HarmNone 11 ай бұрын
CIA boutta knock on my door
@npokrivchak
@npokrivchak 10 ай бұрын
@@HarmNone GTA is probably a psych-op anyway but I still love it.
@OlettaLiano
@OlettaLiano 11 ай бұрын
I agree that the Night Club is the best business. 👍👍
@Ariffin958
@Ariffin958 6 ай бұрын
Once you've got good rifles and shotguns and all those weapons, the Agency is going to be the fastest money maker in the game. Tip: If you are focusing on security contracts, do only the SPECIALIST AND SPECIALIST + DIFFICULTY. DO NOT DO PROFESSIONAL DIFFICULTY!!!!😄😄 Another tip: Switch back and forth between security contracts and the Dr Dre Vip Contract to skip the 5 minute cooldown on the security contract, then do some last minute tiny grinding of 5 to 10 mins on the payphone hits (to unlock, complete the golf course and the fib setup missions) by calling Franklin. Even if you are a low-level player like lets say level 30 and above, you should be able to complete security contracts very easily.
@ryleyknockaert7146
@ryleyknockaert7146 11 ай бұрын
Even though the forgery office is absolute ass imma still buy it cuz I wanna own every Mac bisnesses in the game and also it’s on sale so
@streetrunner90
@streetrunner90 11 ай бұрын
Personally i would swap the hanger and bunker places. The hanger land missions can be done solo. And the land same missions can be done solo. While the bunker is passive, with a full bunker you do get (possibly) 4 vehicles to sell within 15 mins. Which sucks as solo player (Also why does the background music makes me feel nostalgic to a famous 2000's game everyone should know😢)
@W__it
@W__it 8 ай бұрын
What's the game? 😮
@streetrunner90
@streetrunner90 8 ай бұрын
​@@W__itgta 5, but dont get your hopes up about it
@glitchndamatrix6627
@glitchndamatrix6627 10 ай бұрын
Wicked buddy😂😂
@bigphaith8302
@bigphaith8302 6 ай бұрын
I did come across a glitch with Lupe I guess they didn't fully program them coming back with special cargo cause I got a message for an egg golden mini gun and Sasquatch skin I sold the egg but the other 2 got considered regular cargo they where still there but on the computer no option to sell just sell all which when I did it sold them with it not considered extra though
@mauricelevonte
@mauricelevonte 7 ай бұрын
You got the skyrim soundtrack on here? Filth 👌🏽😂
@DonVecta
@DonVecta 11 ай бұрын
All the MC businesses suck for one reason: raids. Especially bugged raids. If it wasn't for those stupid raids we *might* tolerate the awful sale missions, but putting together the overall bad profit, the raids and the missions, they mostly suck.
@vince1722
@vince1722 6 ай бұрын
The Skyrim music kills me lol
@atomicgamer884
@atomicgamer884 9 ай бұрын
Ahh yes the skyrim ambiance music☺
@gameofsy
@gameofsy 10 ай бұрын
i got the doc forgery for the nightclub only because it was free with the starterpack
@trevorkoi2460
@trevorkoi2460 11 ай бұрын
Still waiting for a lampadati/Karin vehicle tier list for like 8 months now🙏🙏
@HarmNone
@HarmNone 11 ай бұрын
It will come for sure
@trevorkoi2460
@trevorkoi2460 11 ай бұрын
@@HarmNone no rush as long as bangers with npc and twinge stay dropping 😂😂
@trevorkoi2460
@trevorkoi2460 11 ай бұрын
@@HarmNonealso just watching this thru ur not being fair at all for arcade and sub I can tell but they can both make u 1mill + on 85% take and like 1.5-2hours with setups and finale to complete definitely deserve better for the $ u make it’s a fact.
@user-gi4bn3kv5w
@user-gi4bn3kv5w Ай бұрын
Hi guys, i have a question, if i have to buy the arcade only for the master control terminal is it worth it?
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