The fact that Chrissy Convos has 45 podcasts, but still waves the microphone around so I can’t hear every 3rd word is amazing!! Haha!! 🤣

The "if you're listening and we know that you are" line is under-rated. I love it

Sal getting uncomfortably close to the camera while reading his dates brings joy into my life

I love Chris genuinely dying laughing at the hat 😂😂😂

I've never seen Chris laugh as hard as when Sal put that hat on lmaooo

“When the f*ck did we get ice cream” was one of my favorite parts of that movie 🤣🤣

The hat situation made me laugh so much. I needed it thanks babes

Sal: "Can I air a grievance?" Proceeds to justifiably vent about that outrageous hat. Me: Laughs hysterically! Almost dies from choking via breakfast cereal! 🤣🤣🤣 🥣🎤🧢

The face on Sal’s shirt looks hilarious from different angles as he’s sitting

Hey guys, My girlfriend, Katy, is a big fan of your show. She told me you were looking for people who have been monks. I was a Franciscan friar, living in San Francisco, from 2017 to 2021. At the time, I was a member of the Episcopal Church, not Roman Catholic, but we took the same vows and lived similar lives. If you have any questions, I’ll do my best to answer them as honestly as I can. Thanks. I can provide proof if needed. Sincerely, James

I started a new drinking game for this episode, taking a sip every time Chrissy says 'like'. I'm in rehab now

“I’ll kill Justin Timberlake because I’m not racist “ 😂😂 we love a babe who’s an ally

As a harry styles fan and a babe, this is the crossover I never knew I wanted

Those Sal close ups were needed PIMPY thank you and loves

My uncle did weekends in jail for a DUI and he liked it a lot better lol. He had a job Monday through Friday and he said it was nice to be able to have freedom and talk to people who aren’t inmates

the camera work during Sal’s plug in the beginning is perfect

When Sal asked ‘I wonder what monks collect?’ I instinctively said out loud to no one: “Funko Pops” and then pictured a monk being like “yeah I found this limited edition SDCC 2015 Wolverine on EBay… it cost me $500 but I’m really proud of it” 😂😂😂

Sal not knowing “burn” might be the biggest surprise on this show until he officially comes out

@0:30 please do every ad read/plug this way. This was the most enjoyable experience I’ve had and even went back a couple times to listen again.

The way Sal’s shirt folds makes that lady look terrifying.

I’d take the 1 year. If you went with 5 years the other inmates would always request you do things for them on the outside knowing you’ll be back next weekend.

THE CUT AT 45:02. "There's an eeevilness to Disney." Couldn't have said it better.

I don't think I've ever seen Chris laugh so hard lol

That’s Charlie Browns baseball hat 😂😂😂 I can’t stop laughing

Me and my friends was like 9 years old out on the trampoline in the rain singing Burn like we was hosting a concert 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The babes look uncomfy in the chairs. Put them back on a couch. They’re couch babes.

Sal’s that one guy who doesn’t get the herpes joke people always crack when they reference Usher’s Burn. TAKE IT UP W/ BLOOM CAFE SAL!!!

Chris and Sal laughing at the hat was the best, i couldn't stop laughing at them laughing, on another note the hat looks like one that volleyball players wear with the front flicked up though

As rich as sal is, it’s hilarious he’s willing to go through the trouble of returning a $50 hat 😂😂

omg sal's ad read HAHAHAHAHAHA

I need a hey babe hat like that now !! Seriously

I LOVE THE RINGER REFERENCE!!!! I feel like everyone I talk to has no idea what that movie is lol. Love You babes

Love this podcast, genuinely so happy everytime there’s a new episode, you guys are awesome ❤️

If I had a dollar every time Chrissy said literally, I would literally have thousands of dollars. 💰

Just went back and listened to "Burn" by Usher and I have to admit it doesn't ring a bell. I think "Yeah" overshadowed it.

Chris: I don't even look at social media anymore, V does it. Also Chris: *thinks 3 yr old satirical story on Disney buying Pornhub is fact* 😂😂😂😂

Chris's genuine laugh at the hat is everything i need in life.

Bunch of Babes in here

Chris laughing at the Hat.. HAS ME CRYING 😂😂👑

Why can’t I watch this??!! 😫

Chrissy needs a headset or microphone stand 😂😂😅 Love you both

"When the fuck did we get ice cream" lol😂😂😂😂 that's my favorite part of the ringer movie

What did y’all forget to edit out ‘cause I can’t view it!? 😝

48:09 “ALLEGEDLYYYYY 💁🏽‍♂️” 😂 gets me every time

Chris this is the most you have ever laughed on an episode. I love it so much. 😂

i love how the video starts with chrissy screams "IM IN THE BR-...." i love it, i had to listen four times also, sals closeup talking about how hes COMING TO MY CITY??!! i needed the babes

Y’all are so perfect together. I love it. I sleep and watch all day your hey babe non stop. I’m near Knoxville I’d love to see y’all one day hopefully 🙏

Since you asked, for real I was a Hindu monk for 3 years. Each monk was assigned to a work group. Myself and one other monk were the main cooks for the 22 monks that lived there. The others did outside work/landscaping. Another group did publications and outreach, and the last took care of all the finances. We all worked for 8 hours a day like a normal job. We worshiped for about 45 minutes and meditated for 1 hour a day as a group. But we also had individual vigils that were 3 hours long of being in the temple alone at all hours of the day, performing Puja and meditation, studying scripture, etc. My vigil was from 3am to 6am everyday.

HP’s edits are next level. favorite podcast prodoosa

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life!! @Sal’s grievance 🧢 😂😂

As always, shoutout the boi homeless pimp!!🥶🥶

The hat started looking good at the halfway point of the ep 🔥

MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS HARRY STYLES AND HEY BABE

Yasssss what even is sleep when the babes just dropped a new ep

The joy that transpired through my body when I saw this title. The boys and HARRY STYLES? *in my best New Yorker voice* GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!💕

Just impulse bought tickets to Sal’s Toronto show for my husbands birthday after I already bought him a $200 present 😂

That hat would be complete if it had a propeller on top🤣🤣

Sal was already worried about looking like the benadryl guy from the painting at YMH studios, now with that hat on it's just perfect

Blurred corner is my favorite member of the pod.

5 years weekends, Sal made a good point about a work out schedge & meditation weekend lol

OMG THE RINGER REFERENCE! Chrissy! That was perfect timing!!

Chris reminds me of Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder with that hat

The mess ups with the videos of monks fighting at 30:18 is fckin hilarious omg

There’s a gorgeous Buddhist temple in upstate NY called Kadampa. You babes should totally go and let Pimp document it 🙌 It’s all female monks, who feed the deer by hand at dusk. They make delicious vegetarian food. The monks all have unique personalities- one was the jokester and swore. Another was a mom. There’s varying degrees of strictness in diff subsects. The “how to be a monk” you were reading sounds to be for Catholic churches, like the Benedictine Monks. That temple was laid back and you can join any meditation or not. They have beautiful grounds w/ a hiking path 🌿

I actually think Chris was onto something with that abduction theory. It could explain a lot.

I never really noticed Chrissy moving the mic until I saw the comments talking about it. Now it’s all I see 😭 love ya babes!!!

I love how much Chris loves that hat.

14:09 LOL Sal bought a hipster welders cap

13:11 more of this is needed! 😂

Sal I really can’t believe you’ve never heard Burn. Like I refuse to believe it.

"If there is a Monk watching and we know that you are.."

I cannot believe sal hasn’t heard BURN BY USHER!!!!!!!!! This will make me spiral

lolol the freeze frame of evil mickey mouse

My dad's sister has been a monk since 1991(shaved head and all), she's in her 60s now happily living at mount tremper mountain monastery in upstate NY for about 20 years. I've visited several times and done monk stuff with her. Her birth name is Jody Kimmel but she's been going as Hojin for years.

HARRY STYLES YES

was staring at Chris's shirt the entire time and love that he acknowledged it the very last minute

Yay my weekly serotonin

Yes Yes Sal Vulcano are the Best

Homeless Pimp’s editing is top notch!

that hat made me holllller 😂😂

My baby bois❤️❤️

The t-shirt game is on fire babes!

This podcast makes my day so much better

U S H E R R A Y M O N D nowbabytellewhatyouwannado 🔥🔥🔥

Absolutely one year straight!!!! Rather than 5 years of weekends

Favorite time of the week

I can’t stop LAUGHING AT THE HAT ITS TRASH 🤣

Thank god for babes🙏

Sal not knowing Burn by Usher is much more forgivable than Chris not know Hey Jude by THE BEATLES! Lol I love how he’s so shocked Sal doesn’t know that one song that was popular for a summer yet he doesn’t know one of the most popular songs ever to be made! 😂😂 love you babes.

Sal and Chris should sign the hat and resell it

Literally burst out loud laughing when you said you went through the bayou with a condom on 💀💀💀💀

When I was 15 I got locked up and went to Juvi and then essentially a more strict version of military school (court ordered) for 10 months. Once you progressed through the system you got day passes and could eventually go home after school from Friday afternoon to Sunday evening. So I'm definitely taking the 5 years of just weekends in jail.

I’m 26 and remember singing burn by usher as a kid.

Sally, I will gladly buy this hat off of you!!!

DYINGGG at the small hat segment 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

The hat 🤣 🤣 🤣

Babes new episode dropped just as I was going out to sunbathe 👌🏻 airpods in, bliss

When are we getting “Take it up with Bloom Cafe” shirts?

The opening was gold with the whole Usher thing 😂

When the fuck did we get ice cream is the best too. Paused this to watch the clip then resumed the Hey Babe chaos.