@jasonellis4330 2 жыл бұрын
This is going to sound very cruel, but I love the fact that Harvest's kids are growing up and realising how nuts she is
@MohaAsmr 2 жыл бұрын
They are very woke, learnt it from their mother!!
@thomaskeeler7890 2 жыл бұрын
Haha
@lemonade_011 2 жыл бұрын
@@MohaAsmr not “woke” …
@Carolina_Cheesehead 2 жыл бұрын
I’m a substitute teacher and had a whole classroom of Prairie Breezes today! Lol! I couldn’t wait until they blew out the door!
@JessicaRodriguez-zy5gz 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@millamagia3434 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha 😂😂
@carolynsullivan8255 2 жыл бұрын
“Prairie Breeze” “little person” “no time for an exorcism” oh gosh lol. relaxing & hysterical thank you Mary 😊 just what I need to listen to as I settle down to do my homework after a long day on campus
@hxtrs_ 2 жыл бұрын
i lost it at “please just shut up a little bit” 😂 relaxing and laughing out loud, what i needed after a stressful day. thank you for all that you do, mary !🤍
@millamagia3434 2 жыл бұрын
Same, i'm crying from the laughing 😂😭
@thinkitythings 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been thinking of Harvest lately! Been caring for an infant, and when it cries, it pronounces “Ngee” perfectly!
@millamagia3434 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@crystalcampbell 2 жыл бұрын
I love all your skits! This one is definitely the funniest! I think Harvest and Carl should go on a date. That would be totally hillarious! 🤣🤣🤣
@dewy440 2 жыл бұрын
i literally used to know a girl that acted exactly like this LOL turns out it was just schizophrenia 😭😂
@samanthaspeaks4206 2 жыл бұрын
😆😬
@jgee3369 2 жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@millamagia3434 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my 🤭😁
@lightblade8630 2 жыл бұрын
She got one thing right...math is definitely a travesty
@mfigoc7655 2 жыл бұрын
I was missing Harvest so much! My baby just went down for her nap, perfect timing as per usual, Mary! Already feeling more relaxed:)
@neptunepirate1981 2 жыл бұрын
“You seem confused, Prairie Breeze” is going to become code for something in my office. I’m gonna see to it.
@cianatancrelleart 2 жыл бұрын
I googled Mediterranean Horseshoe Bat, thinking it was a joke and there wouldn’t be an actual animal with that name. Was Fischer telling the truth? I’m stunned.
@vm88940 Жыл бұрын
Sand fleas also exist
@UnstableEquilibrium 2 жыл бұрын
You know there's at least one kid that recorded the whole thing, and the administration's heads will roll for allowing her to teach.
@pj8877 2 жыл бұрын
I love these videos so much- they’re absolutely amazing satire. The downside is it’s literally like chewing glass listening to Harvest. I don’t watch the Harvest series to relax anymore; it’s physically impossible. I still love it though.
@SouthernASMRSounds 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, she's not for everybody, just like all of my other videos.
@aang_arang 2 жыл бұрын
@@SouthernASMRSounds I think for me it's more like: I can't sleep listening to harvest because I need to stay tuned and see her descend even more into madness.
@theclownsystem9429 2 жыл бұрын
@@aang_arang lmao, same! Harvest, Carl and Lynette are my favorite three. They do relax me sometimes but mostly it's highly entertaining and gives me a good laugh when I'm feeling down.
@SKMusic1985 2 жыл бұрын
You genuinely reminded me to burn sage this evening, and so I did. I cleansed myself of Harvest 😂
@SKMusic1985 2 жыл бұрын
Also, the innuendo killed me at the end 😂😂😂
@livvbou 2 жыл бұрын
Mary! I just squealed w happiness! Harvest is my favorite character of yours! Thanks so much for this video! Sending love from one southern gal to another 😉 (Mississippi)
@bihyoudontknowme469 2 жыл бұрын
YAY another Harvest video! I have a playlist of all the Harvest videos that I play on almost a daily basis and so excited to add this one to it
@SouthernASMRSounds 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks! I grabbed a spoon, some soap, and a math workbook and sat down. The rest just came out of my weird brain. LOL
@bihyoudontknowme469 2 жыл бұрын
@@SouthernASMRSounds I love it! Doesn't matter how many times I watch them they're always still hilarious and wonderful each time!
@LullingLisaASMR 2 жыл бұрын
You had me at Un En Lightened School 😂 I immediately knew this would be hilarious!
@ambrglow 2 жыл бұрын
Harvest doing the hand movements to bring up her credentials and crafting the log was so tingly! I enjoyed catching up with the melodrama of my favorite woke sanctimommy. Thanks Mary!!! 💜
@destheg4553 2 жыл бұрын
im cryinggg when she took the “spoon of knowledge” and said “awayyyy awayyyy” haha lol 😂
@Miss_Wonderful1 Жыл бұрын
Omg, I discovered this video by chance and, even though it's very late, I just HAVE to watch another one of Harvest! This comedy is gold! 😂
@destheg4553 2 жыл бұрын
the way she laughed so evil and like “are u dumb” type of way after saying “why would i wear a mask?” 😂
@raynemaybe 2 жыл бұрын
SO excited to watch this tonight as an actual substitute teacher, hahaha. Just the first couple seconds while typing this is exactly the mental process I have to go through to handle some of these kids 😂😂
@rebecca839 2 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking about Harvest today when I read a parenting group post by someone who refers to their child as their “womb fruit.”
@vm88940 2 жыл бұрын
🤮🤮🤮🤮
@annabug 2 жыл бұрын
"when i speak to mortals" IM CRYING AHAHAHA
@dream-landing 2 жыл бұрын
The hand motions for the fake credentials is both so funny and relaxing!
@katheryniuliucci5184 2 жыл бұрын
On behalf of all the teachers suffering through this year, THANK YOU for this comedic relief! I’d gladly take Harvest as a sub over our current situation (no subs anywhere). Love you Mary!
@JessicaRodriguez-zy5gz 2 жыл бұрын
Not the EARTHBOUND NAME 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
@bethsplants8110 2 жыл бұрын
Brinlee is a made up name but her little's name is N'ghee. 🤣
@SouthernASMRSounds 2 жыл бұрын
You spelled it wrong. 🤣
@DianaMillan 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget to use the back of the throat, Beth. 😉
@haleytyrrell9609 2 жыл бұрын
I think Harvest is nuts, but in a good way. And I think we can probably all agree that Fisher probably prefers the females he comes across in his travels over his own crazy wife. He probably thinks she's out of her mind, and that is why he spends so much time away from home and his kids. Fisher and Harvest just should get a divorce, and then he can see all the females he wants. I bet none of his female friends are actually crafting anything from the good Earth, like Harvest thinks. They're probably showing him what it is like to be away from a certified organic person who just can't integrate into the 21st century. LOL. Keep Harvest coming, Mary. She's very funny and relaxing.
@conwilcon967 2 жыл бұрын
This is honestly incredible you can assume a personality like this!!! Been following since the beginning and you never cease to amaze lol
@davidculp4087 2 жыл бұрын
'"I'm explaining..please just shut up a little bit."LOL
@Maria_FFerreira 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder what would happen if Harvest and Carl met... I would love to watch that!! 🤣🤣🤣Mary, thanks so much for this content! You are truly unique!!
@margaretforsey7763 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen other subscribers comment this as well, on Carl videos. I think we all would love to see that! It would be hilarious!
@Maria_FFerreira 2 жыл бұрын
@@margaretforsey7763 😅🤗
@Maria_FFerreira 2 жыл бұрын
@@margaretforsey7763 😅😊
@alexlin9565 2 жыл бұрын
I thought Carl did meet Harvest, talking about meeting a woman in the woods with a spoon and a raccoon. I can’t remember which video though. Maybe it was a manifestation she sent me?
@margaretforsey7763 2 жыл бұрын
@@alexlin9565 Haha! I have a vague memory of that too.
@heatherzayachkowski2189 2 жыл бұрын
I have never laughed so much in the first two minutes of a video ever. Mary you have outdone yourself yet again. This is absolute gold. Harvest as a substitute teacher… this is BRILLIANT!
@suzannahm.5543 2 жыл бұрын
This is perfection. ASMR relaxation with a perfect dose of cynical laughter. SO. FREAKING. GOOD.
@HeyImAlissa818 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Mary, maybe next time we can see Harvest teach her class on how to spell and pronounce NGee’s name? (My vote is to spell is N’Gee1gh 😂😂) that would be funny!
@d.olluwu 2 жыл бұрын
OMG harvest is back!!! now all we need is Charity again😍
@alexlin9565 2 жыл бұрын
Yasssss. Charity is my favorite. I had a flash of her when Harvest started telling people their names. Miss her so much.
@saramirza8713 2 жыл бұрын
hello ma'am , just wanna say love you so much and thank you so much for these vidoes . my favorite are the shelf organizing ones they help me sleep and your videos have helped me when i was down with a bad fever and flu again thank you so much . LOVE from Bahrain
@saramirza8713 2 жыл бұрын
and also very funny I must say !
@PussnBoot2516 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly Mary you are marvellous. I don't know how you can say all of Harvest's wacky dialogue and still keep a straight face. I would be cracking up and have to start over I love Harvest and Carl.
@hotwasabi1085 2 жыл бұрын
“It was actually peaceful for a moment but their essences remain” - not gonna lie as a former sub that is how lunch felt 🤣
@kileannonhoward840 2 жыл бұрын
NEVER stop making these videos, please! I hope to continue seeing these for at least thirty more years.
@MsLoverPower 2 жыл бұрын
I'm 7 minutes in an I'm snorting laughing 🤣
@suzannearthurs8492 2 жыл бұрын
This is my first time meeting harvest and I’ve got to say my day has been made 😂❤️
@vm88940 2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the Harvest cult lol 😆
@jeffreycoulombe528 2 жыл бұрын
I lost it at “yes, that was the fire alarm”. 😂😂
@wisuan 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes.. Natalia the coat maker aiding fischer in his saving of the Mediterranean horseshoe bat
@laurak7035 2 жыл бұрын
Harvest reminds me so much of the Mom's in a nearby town where I live. One chastised me at a toddler play group when my son was young for giving him a Resse's cup. 😂
@Allitothecheeto 2 жыл бұрын
YES I’m so excited harvest is my favorite character of yours thank you for adding to her series!!!!!
@kendras6085 2 жыл бұрын
I was wondering when I was gonna see Harvest again! I listened to the bathroom video a few days ago... funny yet relaxing to listen to
@vm88940 2 жыл бұрын
Me too! I have a Harvest Playlist and a Lynnett Playlist and when I finished Lynnett I started Harvest and the first video I chose was the bathroom one. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@daemonoferror557 2 жыл бұрын
34:50 tell me why I actually expected a log to appear out of thin air
@Sarabibliomania1 2 жыл бұрын
“There’s the bell we’ll have to hurry.” Video is 35 more minutes 🤣
@misskiley6964 2 жыл бұрын
Oh I have missed Harvest!! I can’t wait to watch!!
@Keke88 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, She's back!!!!!!!
@blueestarr16 2 жыл бұрын
I think the Next role play should be of Harvest’s lawyer! Hell she would have gotten Lynette off in a Day!
@NikkiBell10 2 жыл бұрын
What if Harvest was the sub for one of Lynette's girls? You know Amber Lynn would tell about the weird sub!
@haleytyrrell9609 2 жыл бұрын
LOL. That roleplay idea is awesome. I would love to see that.
@blueestarr16 2 жыл бұрын
@@NikkiBell10 if I remember correctly she was actually their neighbor at some point, and Lynette made her pay to get Rhonda’s cow manure
@fattwat1 2 жыл бұрын
Loved the hand movements although I have always loved your hand movements Mary So relaxing and tingles
@WarthogDemon 2 жыл бұрын
It's scary how close Harvest got to committing felonies here...
@Christina-Olivia 6 ай бұрын
I work in administration at a public school and this is SO on point!!!!! 😂
@nz285 2 жыл бұрын
YESSS! Harvest is back!! I’m so excited, I’ve missed these roleplays so much!
@Sarabibliomania1 2 жыл бұрын
Anxiety has been touch and go lately and whether it a vlog or a video you always give me calm and peace thank you xo
@the_cosmic_shame1078 2 жыл бұрын
Omg that switch that happened when she started taking about chopping trees for the spoons had me rolling 😂😂😂😂
@Herb774 2 жыл бұрын
Harvest finally returns!
@theclownsystem9429 2 жыл бұрын
I introduced to my friend to your channel. I saw this video upload and told him "Oh, Harvest! This is gonna be good!" Lol when Harvest got to the hand signals and certifications my friend died laughing. He says he wants whatever Harvest smokes Edit: Mary, this whole video has me rolling. Figurative turnips and pull your logs out got me good lol
@lapsedgoth 2 жыл бұрын
I need to meet Harvest's parents. XD
@ghostii716 2 жыл бұрын
i’m from utah. you will never know how many “breighlynn” “briley” “briklee” “brigham” i’ve met “brighten”
@lindsaybondie8531 2 жыл бұрын
Manifesting the certification killed me. 😂💓
@beckyriddle6650 2 жыл бұрын
Does Breath sell plant goods harvested from the Earth? I’m all for enlightenment 😂 great video!
@lauried702 2 жыл бұрын
Yay! More Harvest please
@denaelilly9795 2 жыл бұрын
oooooh I really like this character, very calming and hilarious!
@destheg4553 2 жыл бұрын
i love how often she posts
@marymahns5963 2 жыл бұрын
Omg I love Harvest. Mary you are so talented, your videos always make me feel so much better. Thank you.
@SouthernASMRSounds 2 жыл бұрын
You are so welcome!
@misstina1986 2 жыл бұрын
My best friend in middle school's mom was EXACTLY like this. She was...a trip to be around, LOL.
@NoelMartinezR 2 жыл бұрын
"he got tied up once" good for fisher!
@patriotpearl264 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I've been missing your roleplays. I love all of your characters. 💕
@the13rook 2 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie I'm thoroughly impressed with this character 😅
@susanp.4781 2 жыл бұрын
You don’t understand the essence of me…I have to remember this line!
@kittenshakatcan Жыл бұрын
I think we need a Harvest during New Year's video
@margaretforsey7763 2 жыл бұрын
Harvest is back! This is not a drill!!! Hooray!
@uncanny1204 2 жыл бұрын
So happy to see Harvest!
@kathyharbarger13 Жыл бұрын
This character is like a female, new age Carl. And just as weird and funny.
@gracepark2185 2 жыл бұрын
I’m so excited to see your role play videos back! Especially harvest!
@ladydeetz 2 жыл бұрын
I already cleansed the space burned some sage… yes that was the fire alarm 🤣
@talkingtomeowself 2 жыл бұрын
We are so desperate for subs these days that I'm pretty sure Harvest was in the room next to me last week...
@thehypocrisy 2 жыл бұрын
This made my week. I love Harvest 😂
@darthpanda2573 2 жыл бұрын
When are we getting the Ngee pronunciation class?😀😀❤️
@CLR2TKF 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I have missed your classic characters so much!
@Mmercury24 2 жыл бұрын
So excited to see this pop up!! Love Harvest, she’s a classic Mary character 👏
@faithmooney4609 2 жыл бұрын
YES! I LOVE HARVEST
@lanadelslay2035 2 жыл бұрын
Literally the french on the sign iconic so funny
@chriswhitt6618 2 жыл бұрын
So on the money this 😂😂😂 “ that’s not your name “ 😂👌✌️x
@ghibli801 2 жыл бұрын
Omg the notification for this video made me realize how much i've missed harvest
@melliemac5617 2 жыл бұрын
Mn’Ghee is such a great kid.
@destheg4553 2 жыл бұрын
“no i don’t believe in paper” 😂😂
@unclewiley1986 2 жыл бұрын
It occurred to me that Harvests kids might not be alive. I sure hope not but I can't get the thought out of my head.
@SouthernASMRSounds 2 жыл бұрын
They're alive.
@johku7638 2 жыл бұрын
Yayyy I've been rewatching Harvest's videos and wishing for more!
@maxhvasta8648 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting for more Harvest 😍. Her and the bitchy librarian are my faves 🤣
@vm88940 2 жыл бұрын
All her characters are my favorite but if I had to choose one: Lynnette lol
@tayasmrnaomi 2 жыл бұрын
I love this so much. You’re a genius
@weirdwormsaloon4088 2 жыл бұрын
omg i was so excited for this video
@carrie9716 2 жыл бұрын
I feel bad that her kids hate her but dang. I wouldn’t want to have contact with her either 😭
@MissKYBlue 2 жыл бұрын
I love Harvest!
@garnetbelskamper5495 2 жыл бұрын
Blessed with a new role play, must be my lucky day ❤ Thank you Mary
@SouthernASMRSounds 2 жыл бұрын
You are so welcome!
@yourise8728 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 the name, I wasn’t ready in my relaxed state. Haha brilliant x
@moontje1996love 2 жыл бұрын
Holy hell, this was exactly what I needed, thank you so much!
@stephaniekelly6568 2 жыл бұрын
So happy to see Harvest again!! ♥️♥️
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