WHO WOULD LAST THE LONGEST?
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9 ай бұрын#hasanabi #austinshow #twitch
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@cecizilla 9 ай бұрын
they want each other so bad 😭 just get the poppers out already damn
@kalpic11 9 ай бұрын
not the poppers 😭
@emir5009 9 ай бұрын
Technology thr both tops
@tink6225 9 ай бұрын
that's what I'm saying
@epaminon6196 9 ай бұрын
@@emir5009 *vers tops
@user-ue8il6jx3b 9 ай бұрын
@emir5009 so get out the open ended fleshlight and they can frot together
@Madderthanjoker 9 ай бұрын
hooking up with women is Ranked, while men are casual
@apotatosaurus7890 9 ай бұрын
LMAO Why does this make so much sense
@marspIease 9 ай бұрын
@@apotatosaurus7890gaymers language
@maybemablemaples2144 9 ай бұрын
This is so true
@oOFidel19Xx 9 ай бұрын
That’s why I play solo games. 😢
@vexial97 9 ай бұрын
Love when Austin’s audience over powers the lame ass politics talk from Hassan’s community with some funny gamer shenanigans
@louaguilar9000 9 ай бұрын
Hasan wpuld be INSUFFERABLE as a gay man. 😂😂😂
@SenorMango 8 ай бұрын
@@dudeguy3ddefinitely.
@jennygreat4846 8 ай бұрын
He's already insufferable. Every hour He has to use kaya as a charisma shield. Adding gay would break the channel
@jvbiians2358 8 ай бұрын
He already is lmao
@HJ-ju4ui 8 ай бұрын
Thats why the universe made him straight we couldnt handle a gay hasan😂
@dannyt3522 8 ай бұрын
I would go after him so fast 😂
@8877dksljfa 9 ай бұрын
word on the street troye sivan is a vers top is SO FUNNY. Austin knows all
@RobbyRockaholic 9 ай бұрын
Yes fussiest part
@bruzebruze5959 9 ай бұрын
Im all for pop culture but i didnt know about that. Austin is gay
@Roxasora123 8 ай бұрын
@@bruzebruze5959truly, even most straight men doesn’t even know what vers is.
@cheesecakelasagna 7 ай бұрын
I'm queer and grew up on Troye Sivan and somehow him being vers is new info to me. 😅
@ivebenwong 7 ай бұрын
ngl with troye sivans new album, "something to give each oher." I don't think he's ever beating bottom allegations. 😂😂
@teeleaf9252 9 ай бұрын
This is the beginning of their enemies to lovers arc😂
@pseudopulk3478 9 ай бұрын
that movie would improve my life quality
@kingkooki7761 9 ай бұрын
there's def a fanfic somewhere with this as the plot. hell, there's probably a cheap romcom with this plot
@jackeyesteon9427 9 ай бұрын
@@pseudopulk3478anything would improve your life quality
@cloudylemon2975 8 ай бұрын
@@kingkooki7761I looked it up and Ao3 has 5 works in Hasan/Austin, The longest one ia 4k words.. do with this information what you will..
@prankest7440 9 ай бұрын
Bros acting like they aren’t gay already
@nunpho 9 ай бұрын
Well one is
@OMguyhait 9 ай бұрын
Austin is very gay. Almost too gay. And this is coming from a gay guy.
@Shipiiiwp 9 ай бұрын
i thought Hasan was queer? with all the jokes he makes about it, but fair enough i was missinformed@@nunpho
@prankest7440 9 ай бұрын
@@Shipiiiwp nah, that’s just the joke the community makes, but we’re totally okay if he is
@FriedPeaches- 9 ай бұрын
@@nunphothey both definitely are.. he’s a leftist after all..
@mongvadep1628 9 ай бұрын
don’t they have a child together
@arbitarious 9 ай бұрын
2 children I think
@kkuwura 9 ай бұрын
Don’t forget the dog and the hamster
@Mira-jd4ry 9 ай бұрын
Yes, will
@dan-garden 9 ай бұрын
Yeah they're also married Incase you forgot
@tink6225 9 ай бұрын
3 beautiful children actually
@jacoL8 9 ай бұрын
they said F**k 17 times in the span of 1 min, or in other words, 28% of this short was the word F**K
@arenomusic 9 ай бұрын
Fuckin' rookie numbers
@enel2391 9 ай бұрын
They used it as a noun, an adjective and a verb
@aurizzistic 9 ай бұрын
Everything is about sex except sex, sex is about power
@Froahk 9 ай бұрын
Fart compilation
@purgatorypoptart 9 ай бұрын
Starting to think they want to at this point. It's beautiful really.
@burtonkrichard8898 9 ай бұрын
Hassan would absolutely win. I’d hop back in line a couple times with a new outfit
@ajkash3867 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@midnashadow8439 8 ай бұрын
It would shock you how many gay guys don’t like hairy guys…I mean the bears and twinks who have emotional daddy issues would love him, but Austin is what the weho gays want and crave
@save_bandit 8 ай бұрын
@@midnashadow8439your wisdom is timeless
@rneumeye 8 ай бұрын
Hassan is taller. Taller wins every time. 🤷🏻♂️
@offbranddorito9668 8 ай бұрын
@@midnashadow8439I’m a gay guy and I think hasan is hot so maybe I’m creative and everyone else is close-minded
@trentfausnight2748 9 ай бұрын
This is 1/3 of the whole fear& pod
@MrYikes-dk2mb 9 ай бұрын
And I’m here for it. Lol
@jfmusic1671 9 ай бұрын
I've seen this plot in an Anime once... they end up together at the end
@Angie-ji7be 9 ай бұрын
Share the sauce my friend
@PuppetierMaster 9 ай бұрын
@@Angie-ji7be the sauce is I made it the fuck up
@violetskies14 8 ай бұрын
@@PuppetierMasternot an anime but I did read a fanfic with this exact plot as a teenager. I can probably find it if you want but it's... extremely graphic.
@jfmusic1671 6 ай бұрын
@@PuppetierMaster 😂
@jfmusic1671 6 ай бұрын
It was a joke, I haven’t seen this as an anime. I have seen plenty of manhwa that have very similar storylines though
@Calthecool 9 ай бұрын
The leopard print says it all
@willmax95 9 ай бұрын
Yeah why is azan wearing leopard print in this hahaha
@nunpho 9 ай бұрын
Its giving Fred Flintstone
@JeBusInYoutbe 8 ай бұрын
Yeap
@supervegito8340 9 ай бұрын
“Brother I fuck women”. Me to my gay friends when they question if it’s harder to be bi or gay
@user-xf9xb2mn5k 9 ай бұрын
Ok see yall in 2 days. I expect photo evidence from both of you so we can declare whos the winner
@EmbryW 9 ай бұрын
True best friends here
@nicholasfigueiredoprestes1581 9 ай бұрын
"We're gonna take a shot of penicillin and..."
@ushijimawakatoshi1429 7 ай бұрын
Who would challenge a f off with Penicillin?
@DemifitTony 9 ай бұрын
Why in every straight guy/gay guy friendship is there a fuck off? And I cannot confirm or deny that I’ve ever engaged in this type of behavior, twice.
@xepher5479 9 ай бұрын
Hasan would 1000% win in a fuck off against Austin
@vaishnavisingh9244 9 ай бұрын
Yeah lmao, Austin is very hot but he doesn't have the ADHD
@Pikachu-qr4yb 8 ай бұрын
@@vaishnavisingh9244Lmao so true. ADHD makes good in bed 😂
@tobiascalanducci8956 5 ай бұрын
@@vaishnavisingh9244wtf is ADHD
@vaishnavisingh9244 5 ай бұрын
@@tobiascalanducci8956 Attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder, it's shows differently in men and women. With men, more likely it's hyperactivity and with women, it's more likely attention deficiency.
@oogaboogass 8 ай бұрын
The segusal tention between them is insane 💀
@savi1314 9 ай бұрын
Hooking up with women is like making a sandwich completely from scratch aka growing the wheat to make the bread, raising turkeys and/or chickens to make the meat and eggs. Hooking up with men is just taking the ingredients out the fridge and stacking em. By the time you get done with the first you could have done thousands of the second and both taste about the same.
@Jennifer_koolaid 9 ай бұрын
As a gay men I can confirm 💀
@TheKatarinaGiselle 8 ай бұрын
Not if you know what you're doing 😬😂
@eleruces7722 12 күн бұрын
It definitely is, men are so much more likely to hook up instantly, Grindr has a.stronger hookup culture than Tinder for a reason @@TheKatarinaGiselle
@peterloveydovey 9 ай бұрын
"you been taking propecia for like 25 years" 🤣🤣
@lumagotchi 9 ай бұрын
This was a genius read and it probably flew over most peoples heads.
@NorrehLlain 9 ай бұрын
Gay hookup culture is exhausting - I don't think straight guys could keep up tbh
@tmsplltrs 8 ай бұрын
I imagine getting a c*** rammed up my a** would make me pretty exhausted with life in general.
@Greg-bh4jp 7 ай бұрын
Culture shock to them
@samepstein8643 9 ай бұрын
I wish all straight guys were this NOT homophobic
@Justhppy2behere 8 ай бұрын
idk he definitely has homophobic tendencies… just because you’re comfortable around gay people doesn’t automatically make you a good ally
@hydra6076 8 ай бұрын
Fr. I’ve genuinely never met one (I’m from the Deep South) 😭
@kaison12205 8 ай бұрын
Lmao I read that backwards for a sec
@cheesecakelasagna 7 ай бұрын
@@kaison12205same lmao
@loviatarsluv 8 ай бұрын
“I’ll beach you off right now”
@cheesecakelasagna 7 ай бұрын
Literally the vibes I instantly got!
@eddiesmaize3814 9 ай бұрын
My gay friend and I both downloaded tinder at the same time. He met 5 different guys in a week before I even spoke to a girl, mf was playing on EASY MODE🙄
@soullessangel207 9 ай бұрын
they are men too, y'all are down for sex most of the time lol
@phoebeblaze3668 9 ай бұрын
Skill issue
@rneumeye 8 ай бұрын
Easy mode 😅
@eddiesmaize3814 8 ай бұрын
@@phoebeblaze3668 lmaoooo
@artlover4444 8 ай бұрын
Lmaooo relateable, I download tinder, I get to 99+ likes in 2 days, while my best friend downloads tinder and gets 3 likes in a month 😂 and he is the hot one between us 😂
@cerka27 9 ай бұрын
Austin would win if he bottomed. He could just have guys lined up with a sharpie, meanwhile, Hasan would only top, which means he can only go so far.
@giannis_tar 8 ай бұрын
I mean, technically Hasan can still bottom for women xD
@DrBitchcraft. 7 ай бұрын
But isnt there a top shortage? 😂
@19031589 9 ай бұрын
Obligatory “Troye Sivan is a top” comment
@Craezybanana 9 ай бұрын
I still can't wrap my head around it
@wonderfulrose477 9 ай бұрын
@@Craezybanana why? A lot of twinks are tops, it’s just porn that tries to make everyone believe we’re all mega bottoms.
@LISE_NR 8 ай бұрын
where did this rumor start i’m seeing people say it everywhere but the only thing i’ve seen by way of confirmation is him saying in an interview that he’s “not some crazy power bottom” which. not being a power bottom doesn’t mean you’re an exclusive top that literally isn’t what he said
@19031589 8 ай бұрын
@@LISE_NR if it’s not true I love it as a piece of misinformation. Accusing an Australian twink bottom singer of being a top 😂
@Aspersio. 9 ай бұрын
Both dude are gorgeous af 😅
@StewNWT 9 ай бұрын
The propecia burn was hilarious
@frankie7313 9 ай бұрын
As a gay person, gay men have way more sex than straight men. It’s not about who is more attractive, just gay people are more free and open about sex and their sex life.
@dojiiii 8 ай бұрын
u are sick
@offbranddorito9668 8 ай бұрын
@@dojiiiisick as in cool
@baronroaster404 8 ай бұрын
Fully sick 🤙
@frankie7313 6 ай бұрын
@@dojiiii *cough cough*
@juanprada4410 9 ай бұрын
“brother I F***k Women” 😂 love that argument. And yes he would win.
@cctomcat321 9 ай бұрын
The second Austin offered the tie, it was over. He knows.
@brooklynndossey4183 8 ай бұрын
as a bi woman, men are a breeze, but i get soooo nervous with women
@ZorryimL8 9 ай бұрын
I can’t with the censor 😂😭
@thomaskite7222 8 ай бұрын
Okay unironically this is super wholesome. It's great to see bros being bros and making gay jokes without being homophobic
@thegreenrocket 7 ай бұрын
"we're gonna take a shot of penicillin and fuck our way through west Hollywood" ☠️ Austins great man
@booskie4316 9 ай бұрын
Next week Hasan will be crying about hemorrhoids
@moasto02 9 ай бұрын
Austin working the long game. Soon as Big H has his fill of ladies, Austin will be there there, wide open.
@wallyanders9577 9 ай бұрын
This is the most cursed youtube short I've seen today. I need to take an internet break
@keflalssj 9 ай бұрын
Here let me make it worse for u by commenting with my cursed pfp
@leonelmendoza871 9 ай бұрын
@@keflalssjLMAOOOOOO
@cheesecakelasagna 7 ай бұрын
At least you'll be finally touhing some grass
@RichardCheney-ei2ts 9 ай бұрын
Recently bought an apartment. Time to be a landlord
@Mark-nu3us 7 ай бұрын
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE FOR THIS BATTLE!!!!
@liteflightify 9 ай бұрын
As someone who’s indulged a variety of different sex, hetero intercourse is basic and easy as hell. That’s one of the reasons I kept indulging hetero sex despite having overall gay leanings.
@Vivacomunismo 8 ай бұрын
It’s easy if you’re the girl but it’s way harder as a guy
@anasemelianova5759 8 ай бұрын
@@Vivacomunismotrue, as a girl it’s not exactly hard finding hetero sex (the quality of that sex is usually hella questionable but we can’t all be winners) and lesbian hook up culture is not nearly as quick and easy as gay hook up culture
@TheKatarinaGiselle 8 ай бұрын
@@Vivacomunismonah, false. Its all based on the individual.
@Vivacomunismo 7 ай бұрын
@TheKatarinaGiselle only a pretty white woman would say something as silly as this, check the statistics on sexual activity and virginity and you’ll see how uneven it is…
@pyrotec911 9 ай бұрын
Hopin on grindr or sniffies real quick 😂😂
@ves14 9 ай бұрын
Hasan, you’re not on the Austin show… You’re in the Austin Universe. You just haven’t realised it yet.
@annoyed_bimbo8104 9 ай бұрын
Honestly, for how much they talked about topping. They'd more likely end up a bottom in the competition.
@jahipalmer8782 8 ай бұрын
"You've been taking Propecia for like 25 years..." DEAD!
@kennethin4696 9 ай бұрын
If Austin needs me to help him win, im ready 🏆❤️
@wilsonsoares3542 9 ай бұрын
Propecia for 25 years 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@juanmorales8791 9 ай бұрын
The naturo and sasuke romance arc begins with these two. Gotta love them.
@victormunhozzz 7 ай бұрын
"I'll f*** Troye Sivan" that... That sounds surprisingly plausible
@J-Pow 9 ай бұрын
Gay sex is so much work compared to straight sex. The bottom needs to flush themselves out and make sure they're clean in advance, and lubricant is pretty much required if you don't want pain.
@enel2391 9 ай бұрын
It’s more prep but not harder, you gotta read like a whole ass text book for women. Plus it’s easier to hook up with guys
@phiehub234 9 ай бұрын
also as much as i hear from gay people who do lots of hookups like half people actually care about all those
@GlenStarbuck 9 ай бұрын
That's just prep. Prep doesn't count lol. Yall playin casual. Unranked
@evamarie9692 9 ай бұрын
Austin is a selfish top and Hasan would be too.
@panonymousbloom5405 9 ай бұрын
Neither of them are bottoms though.
@pdruiz2005 9 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the "whore-off" in South Park between Mr. Slave and Paris Hilton. I wonder if they're imitating that episode of South Park?
@admhenriqueteodoro 7 ай бұрын
this is one of the best interactions ive seen in the internet
@randyboglisch137 9 ай бұрын
You guys make me laugh so much... love these arguments
@Diego-Ivan 9 ай бұрын
I volunteer as tribute for Hasan 🙌
@LISE_NR 8 ай бұрын
the propecia line lmaoo
@aurizzistic 9 ай бұрын
Everything is about sex except for sex, sex is about power
@pseudopulk3478 9 ай бұрын
Hm!
@TheKatarinaGiselle 8 ай бұрын
😂 sex is about orgasms
@stratavosstuff7575 9 ай бұрын
That's cute, this was fun. Thank you.
@juno.moth17 9 ай бұрын
This is the plot of a helluva boss episode
@botanbutton 9 ай бұрын
hey...i'm here for it 🤷🏾♀️
@stumbling_ 9 ай бұрын
I volunteer- I volunteer as tribute!
@OlderThanTime09 9 ай бұрын
LOL this is true friendship.
@user-do5fb5wd9f 9 ай бұрын
Austin's manifestations are coming true
@christiannipales9937 8 ай бұрын
A BIT OF BANTER
@Saida___ 8 ай бұрын
If there’s casual sex there should be a ranked sex as well 😂😂😂
@Alebabe 9 ай бұрын
Fighting over who last longer? While both look like they think 1 hour is long 😂
@breezybearwaters 9 ай бұрын
who the fuck wants to have sex for an hour or longer???
@Ari-ne2yb 9 ай бұрын
1 hour is long though 😢
@TheChronoG 9 ай бұрын
This whole bit was absolutely hilarious on stream
@zartianqueen 8 ай бұрын
the kens threatening to beach each other off
@Alittlehazayy 9 ай бұрын
Guy on the top screen is def a fire island party bottom. Guy on the bottom is definitely the top 100%
@panadocoughsyrup 8 ай бұрын
I think you’re new around these parts. However even as a longtime fear& watcher you’re still correct
@kaison12205 8 ай бұрын
Lmao as someone who’s friend lives frie island you’re not wrong
@Monbrax 8 ай бұрын
This is giving “you know how you’re gay” from ‘40 Year Old Virgin,’ but in reverse
@AnimeZakku 9 ай бұрын
Can we petition Hasan to put Austin’s subtitles as rainbows just like how Fear&Clips does it please and thank you
@ars1978 9 ай бұрын
Get a room😂😂😂😂
@userofinternet 8 ай бұрын
Austin from The Austin Show doing it again
@db200508 7 ай бұрын
Hasan whenever you’re ready my legs are op I mean we can definitely hang out 😂
@jrb409 8 ай бұрын
Now I don't feel so bad about taking propecia
@redVanillaw 7 ай бұрын
Who needs a shot of penicillin? We have DoxyPEP now. lmao
@elphbwckd212 9 ай бұрын
Austin is all talk and its so easy to tell
@michelelovisco6414 8 ай бұрын
Hasan Is the kind of guy u drop your pants because of his looks but then u immediately put them on because of his personality ...
@cheesecakelasagna 7 ай бұрын
Yeah, find a way to make taping his mouth shut part of the foreplay and you're good to go
@eleruces7722 12 күн бұрын
Okay Michele
@Abcdefg-fl9td 9 ай бұрын
I don’t know… I low key would pass on both 😂
@jack_rabid 9 ай бұрын
you'd pass on HASAN?????? WITH THE FUCKING *FRECKLES* ?????? THE MFIN *GLASSES* ???
@LunaWitcherArt 8 ай бұрын
This is like THE most male conversation ever Not straight, not gay, just MALE The competition, the one-uping, the getting way too confident about things that one has never experienced, it's SO MALE
@waskowcreationsart9639 9 ай бұрын
They definitely hit
@corbinbrier0 8 ай бұрын
Not the propecia 😭
@BeExtraWithDell 8 ай бұрын
Let me test that!!
@JayUpgraded 8 ай бұрын
I love them so much
@showtunes37 8 ай бұрын
I need hours of Hassan talking about this
@KevinBelmontLuna 9 ай бұрын
Does Austin look like Andrew Lincoln?
@reneneto4916 7 ай бұрын
aquarela foi super fofa a temporada toda, os confessionários dela sempre eram engraçados kkkkk mereceu o miss simpatia sim
@terriblyindecisive 9 ай бұрын
This is 👏 good 👏 content
@beadpoet 9 ай бұрын
They can both have me. :)
@brewwin 9 ай бұрын
The best part of this are the comments who don't know them, I'm rolling laughing on the ground
@IceifritGaming 8 ай бұрын
Austin was really hoping that by challenging Hassan to a fuck off he would get folded like a pretzel.
@oscardaone 8 ай бұрын
Fight fight fight er… I mean play fair
@brianholloway6205 8 ай бұрын
I’m in Burbank and offer myself as tribute
@christianwagschal1962 9 ай бұрын
roger and stan smith vibes
@y1k3ss 9 ай бұрын
austin show becoming more heated as days passed
@jaimebibelot4398 8 ай бұрын
pics or didn't happen fellas
@LyricSnowe 9 ай бұрын
not him reading the propecia
@Lostinamomentillnevergetback 7 ай бұрын
The bi curiosity with Hassan grows with the day
@Ezra_kyle25 8 ай бұрын
This was the most entertaining short I’ve seen all day 😂I would like to see who wins though . Curious if Hassan does lol both are players are attractive so I’m ready for the showdown and Austin is funny af lol
@Class_Wars 7 ай бұрын
*Kurtis Conner has entered chat*
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