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The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

4 жыл бұрын

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@ThePerci83 4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like just a bunch of good friends hanging out having a blast lol

@bagellover4102 4 жыл бұрын

exactly what I was thinking!

@Westopia 4 жыл бұрын

yep exactly

@KrystalKstar 4 жыл бұрын

ThePerci83 yeah I kinda like it

@FunBoysGaming 4 жыл бұрын

So wholesome

@lostandwastedtime 3 жыл бұрын

Stoner friends😂😂😂

@llamasugar5478 4 жыл бұрын

My son to his little sister: “Dinosaurs lived a really long time ago. In the 70s, I think.”

@Ariel_Alcazar.34 4 жыл бұрын

70's ? 😄

@nathaliamoncada8170 4 жыл бұрын

Omg, that's so funny 😂

@roshnijacob444 4 жыл бұрын

lol 😂

@llamasugar5478 4 жыл бұрын

@Grape. I’d sooner face a T-Rex than my mom when she was mad!

@francegrnm 4 жыл бұрын

Llama Sugar I can imagine how that went 🤣🤣 so cute and funny! Made my day 🤣

@rickerpenor 4 жыл бұрын

It's strange without an audience, but also cool.

@imanmalek9341 4 жыл бұрын

i did not get the scale joke, could you explain??

@NiamhCreates 4 жыл бұрын

I didn't realize there wasn't an audience and was wondering why the jokes didn't seem to land, lol.

@zaroni3586 4 жыл бұрын

@@imanmalek9341 the brother basically asked how the aunt could make a weighing scale go so high and that means she is fat

@imanmalek9341 4 жыл бұрын

@@zaroni3586 LOL thx. i was lost on the meaning of scale and it did not meant anything me XD.

@iamkhonsu 4 жыл бұрын

Iman Malek she was calling her aunt fat

@TwoQs 4 жыл бұрын

There’s one dude in the audience clearly trying to get a raise.

@0U812. 4 жыл бұрын

2QS OK that was funny !!

@pizaclatonddd3081 4 жыл бұрын

Ahahahahaha

@guadalupevelasquez7901 4 жыл бұрын

He’s out there like “ahaha”

@peachbellini2615 4 жыл бұрын

Oh.. y'all have to check out the staff audience over on the Wendy Williams show.. they're all buckin' for a raise... lmao

@theramo0 4 жыл бұрын

guadalupe velasquez kind of reminds me of the cheeky little bastard skit from family guy

@anitaadmine3345 4 жыл бұрын

So natural when there isn't an audience

@miamioc4970 4 жыл бұрын

Nanana

@AJ-jn2iz 4 жыл бұрын

OMGG --> kzfaq.info/get/bejne/q8tja8er29G0eIE.html 😱🔥🔥

@fibonaccisandpies9770 4 жыл бұрын

There is just one guy in the audience trying hard to laugh at the joke. 4:20. 😂😂

@cannedmusic 4 жыл бұрын

it is nicer

@anava7030 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they like to meander on the show and with an audience I always thought it dragged a bit. But without an audience it has the same vibe as a podcast.

@nickc3213 4 жыл бұрын

These guys are losing it!! No audience there, they are going insane! They are just saying whatever they want! Love it!

@jamesonbornholdt7302 4 жыл бұрын

It's always like that but OOOOOOOKKKAAAAAAAAAAYAYYY

@antoinegervais3708 4 жыл бұрын

It was really fun without an audience, it felt genuine and natural

@milkyway5425 4 жыл бұрын

I only watch to see him anyway..he's so goofy and adorable❤❤❤

@koolkoala2813 4 жыл бұрын

Oh, wow. I had no idea until I read the comments.

@SwtTeaLdy 4 жыл бұрын

This felt like we're all peeking in on their dress rehearsal. Kinda neat.

@rachelrowell5342 4 жыл бұрын

“Alright this is the last one.” Higgins: “Thank GOD.” 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️💀

@imtheboss1826 4 жыл бұрын

Driving down the street my daughter saw a dog pooping. She said " a cat would know better than that."

@jodi4384 4 жыл бұрын

First Last TRUE!

@dawnw.6559 4 жыл бұрын

😄

@cowboylikeme854 3 жыл бұрын

I laughed out lpud

@OmarDiesel9 4 жыл бұрын

2:07 "Don't be so hard on the kid" Legendary.

@irvinemadula4680 4 жыл бұрын

those should NOT be in the same sentence

@Shogunfs 4 жыл бұрын

Well, it is a vitamin. Vitamin D

@johnsonhangzo608 4 жыл бұрын

Higgins is really good with one liners. And has a really good presence of mind.

@DaniMysteryZone 4 жыл бұрын

Isn't that a pedo joke just days after the MyTruth doc came out?

@telikaandfam 4 жыл бұрын

@Sigbue98 4 жыл бұрын

My seven year old niece found my sons baby teeth that I saved. (He passed away 31 years ago) and said, "Nana are these Chris's teeth?" I told her yes and was thinking up an excuse why I had them, when she said, "How sweet of the tooth fairy to bring them back to you." Yes she got me...

@GamerGrl90 4 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@Marcylala 4 жыл бұрын

Oh my goodness 😭❤️😭

@Bawsetalk_Dallas 4 жыл бұрын

Grandmabus2 Johnson that is so sweet

@runawayfaeIX 4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like she's got a good heart 🥰

@alphafemale2370 4 жыл бұрын

Aaaw. That is so sweet ❤❤❤

@rachele3334 4 жыл бұрын

My 6 year old was trying to lift a bucket of water the other day and said, “Mommy, can you help me? I guess I’m not worthy enough.”

@jamordista659 4 жыл бұрын

Aww. HAHA Adorbs.

@joylastname3035 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 she/he's yet to be 'the one'

@Alice-nr4oh 4 жыл бұрын

THOR?!!!

@arieleejbeja2466 4 жыл бұрын

We love anvengers 😂

@carmen7551 4 жыл бұрын

This kid is a legend

@297fihsy 4 жыл бұрын

This is way funnier without an audience, they’re just riffing off each other

@jamesonbornholdt7302 4 жыл бұрын

It's always like that but OOOOOOOOOKKKKKAAAAAAYYYYY

@297fihsy 4 жыл бұрын

Jameson Bornholdt I know they sometimes go on hilarious tangents but I feel like they’re more authentic here

@jamesonbornholdt7302 4 жыл бұрын

@@297fihsy have you watched 2,106 of his videos like I HAVE?!?! doubt it

@WHSuperman2005 4 жыл бұрын

Jameson Bornholdt why are you so upset about his comment?

@jamesonbornholdt7302 4 жыл бұрын

@@WHSuperman2005 I'm not upset. Just being dramatic

@annerchisline9641 4 жыл бұрын

Oh man, this audienceless segment was one of the funniest I've seen in a long time. THANK-YOU!! I seriously needed this laugh today.

@jonnapouncey98 4 жыл бұрын

Anner Chisline Same 🙃

@DigamberPradhan89 4 жыл бұрын

Hate to say it -- show is better without an audience. Funnier jokes - more organic interaction with the roots and Higgins

@vika0194 4 жыл бұрын

The jokes are exactly the same but delivered more naturally....

@johnathonwooters6432 4 жыл бұрын

Y'all are dumb as fuck this is not a new upload

@Lemit 4 жыл бұрын

It's got a Craig Ferguson feel and I'm all for it.

@vika0194 4 жыл бұрын

Johnathon Wooters 6:28 see the tweet? Visit the profile. She wrote it on 11 march 2020. The only idiot here is you. Extremely ignorant person.

@vickimerchlewitz8073 Жыл бұрын

Show would be better without the band. They only know how to play two things.

@cheezy_tater 4 жыл бұрын

When my sister was 6 years old, she came bursting into my parents bathroom when my mom was curling my hair, passionately belting out " I can see clearly now, the rain is gone...I can see all TESTICLES in my way!!!" 😂

@gabb5 4 жыл бұрын

Ohh, obstacles 😂

@wilclark2272 3 жыл бұрын

Well..., one good thing..., at least it wasn't your brother singing that song after coming home from catholic school. LoL😆 (I really should hit delete) LoL

@zenithsingh 4 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Fallon Needs an applause cause he's as good as he's always been even without live audience. Good job JIMMY. :)

@Tina93_ 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@LuisMartinez-rw2lj 4 жыл бұрын

Ngl kinda prefer without the audience

@ShipsKat 4 жыл бұрын

... But what if that's why, he's better. Cos there's NO applause. You might be onto something......🤔

@melissasaint3283 2 жыл бұрын

I misread that as "an applesauce" and was like "I mean, I agree, but wth does that mean?"

@thewheelsman29 4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, if talk shows were like this normally, I might actually watch them. It feels so personal. Just the same stuff as it would be when you have a crowd but it's a bunch of friends and coworkers goofing off. Feels like these are people, not some disconnected "Murphy Show". Idk, it's just comforting.

@karltee7862 4 жыл бұрын

Look up Conan scraps on KZfaq

@Steamed1Veggies 4 жыл бұрын

You should check out The Graham Norton Show.

@YourMajesty143 4 жыл бұрын

You should check out Joe Rogan, that's basically how his podcast is set up.

@cijmo 4 жыл бұрын

My friend taught grade 2. They were talking about fruits and vegetables and he was saying that roughage is good for the bowels. A little girl asked "What good will that do me? I'm a girl, I don't have balls."

@Tanu-vy9md 4 жыл бұрын

We all know that "babyduckyoongi" is a BTS fan 😂

@JalSuEopDa 4 жыл бұрын

Tanu I immediately searched for the video of him in the pool with the duck waddle song over it 🤣💜 loved seeing an ARMY getting picked for this

@eunbo8228 4 жыл бұрын

Omg you are the comment i was looking for!! 😁💜- #army

@lilmeowmeow5856 4 жыл бұрын

i was looking for this comment!!💜💜

@nawalabdulhameed6516 3 жыл бұрын

Every army watching this will be searching for this comment

@Sarah-by5kq 3 жыл бұрын

yooo we all on the same wavelength😂😂💜💜💜

@Denis-89 4 жыл бұрын

I actually think it works better. it's like friends having fun at home or something. Really great!

@MarteParaddict 4 жыл бұрын

Kinda love just hearing the crew laugh!

@hkrug666 4 жыл бұрын

Overheard at Target- "Mom, just give me a pack of Slim Jims and some Mountain Dew, and I'll be fine." #KidQuotes

@jonnapouncey98 4 жыл бұрын

H Krug I’m an adult and that would fix a lot for me 🤷🏼‍♀️

@CJPDX 4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like something my kid would say!

@rojojenkins 4 жыл бұрын

@@jonnapouncey98 Sounds good to me

@caryulmer7063 4 жыл бұрын

H Krug He's not wrong. That works for me.

@runawayfaeIX 4 жыл бұрын

That's what will get us all through this mess 😂

@MsTwissy 4 жыл бұрын

All these late night hosts now that they have no audience, are giving off real “dad alone in a football stadium” vibes. They’re just messing around

@aishwaryajaipuriar9038 4 жыл бұрын

The quiet place : Fallon edition 😂

@mistihansen8265 4 жыл бұрын

When my son was a toddler, he was amazed that the women’s bathroom door had a hook on it, so he screamed at the top of his lungs, “Mom! There’s a hooker in here!!!”

@nicorans5241 4 жыл бұрын

Roflol

@Matt-sc6gg 3 жыл бұрын

What is a hooker?

@maddie28 3 жыл бұрын

@@Matt-sc6gg umm... yea u might want to look that one up

@Matt-sc6gg 3 жыл бұрын

@@maddie28 just found out.. A hooker is a prostitute, holy shit!

@MariDT03 4 жыл бұрын

Baby duck Yoongi 🤣🤣🤣

@CNTdrums 4 жыл бұрын

ngl i enjoy no audience it feels fresh and they can extend their bits

@jenjen816 4 жыл бұрын

EN that’s what she said

@cat9rden499 4 жыл бұрын

Babyduckyoongi...SUGAAAAA!

@cecilie3090 4 жыл бұрын

All my friends and colleagues are bragging about all the things they have done in quarantine: books they have read, shows they have seen, house is clean and well organized. Personally I have seen all Hashtags videos..

@jordank5975 4 жыл бұрын

He gets to laugh at what he wants instead of trying to laugh at what he thinks the audience will find funny.

@neelimaprasad1446 4 жыл бұрын

Hehe baby duck yoongi... I spy an army ;)

@hilarycooper8660 4 жыл бұрын

My nephew learned what poppy seeds were and then immediately asked "where are the nanny seeds?"

@southernoregoncatmom6519 4 жыл бұрын

Very cute!

@ashleys5754 4 жыл бұрын

That is adorable!! My son asked what are inside ears and I said "eardrums" he said "are there drum sticks?" 🤣

@runawayfaeIX 4 жыл бұрын

That's precious, omg ♥️

@heebafatima5981 3 жыл бұрын

I can't get over "babyduckyoongi"❤️❤️❤️

@antphosho 4 жыл бұрын

Sadly, there wasn't an audience, but it did show the crew having relaxed anxiety-free fun!

@arit7902 4 жыл бұрын

It looks so natural, like friends joking around with each other!

@RayBeamBlazer 4 жыл бұрын

Me: Why is there no audience? Also me: **remembers about coronavirus** oh

@amsandison5015 4 жыл бұрын

BangShanghai oh yeah!!! I totally thought this was how it filmed lol

@cenelson6484 4 жыл бұрын

Right 😂 at first I just thought nobody thought they were funny. Then I realized.

@alenabasova9313 3 жыл бұрын

Just found out about this video and Yoongi's in it😂😂 I mean we are everywhere 😂

@angiealbania3133 4 жыл бұрын

No audience...jimmy and the rest of the staff there were just having a good jammin'

@julianmeguinis8885 4 жыл бұрын

Focus on the actual humour in this, thats what their on TV for. Don’t mean to sound blunt but everyone deserves a laugh, even for their immune systems.. You all don’t really need to worry, worry leads to fear.

@Bigsatdaddy 4 жыл бұрын

and fear leads to the dark side. ...There, I finished it for you.

@JuhoNelimarkka 4 жыл бұрын

They're*

@legocamdude1 4 жыл бұрын

@@Bigsatdaddy “Fear is the path to the dark side…fear leads to anger… anger leads to hate… hate leads to suffering.”

@_ehree 4 жыл бұрын

*babyduckyoongi* ayo army 😭🥴

@malikcherry 4 жыл бұрын

This has such 'just dudes being dudes' energy

@hobisforeheadneedsacomebac4893 4 жыл бұрын

lmao i got a whiplash when he said babyduckyoongi

@fairyqueengee 4 жыл бұрын

"This is the last one" "Oh thank God" 😂😂😂😂

@_zoebanks 4 жыл бұрын

I was like “where tf is the audience?” Then I remembered that corona virus existed

@emmajanepoteet2339 4 жыл бұрын

AntFrm Sm dame bro same

@MissFortune_ 4 жыл бұрын

Before my son was 2 years old, he was looking out the window when he said, "Dum Fuk." He was trying to say "Dump truck." 😂

@humeyramine 4 жыл бұрын

Today I started with Seth Meyers, went on with Stephen Colbert, ended up here. Everyone in the comments saying it's weird without the audience, but tbh I'm loving it! They're so much more funny and natural than before

@marah3298 4 жыл бұрын

humeyramine it’s nice to see them just hanging out and not having to “speed things along”. In a weird way, I prefer it.

@YERT3 4 жыл бұрын

I like it too, I think its because they practice with an audience pick out the bad jokes. But I like the naturalness

@fearless4him595 4 жыл бұрын

Same, did you watch Trevor Noah’s goodbye song to his audience?

@anasharun18 4 жыл бұрын

Did the same exact order lol

@tanyaholmberg1335 4 жыл бұрын

“MY MOMMY SAYS YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE WORN WHITE” said my kid at the wedding

@reincarn8ed839 4 жыл бұрын

At the half time show this year, I told the kids to come into the kitchen. My 8yr old says "ya, before we figure out what sex is!"

@anthonyyjpv5844 4 жыл бұрын

Really impressive how fluid it is even with no audience, nothin feels forced at all

@forgot_the_milk 4 жыл бұрын

Yoongiiiiiii

@arsh2884 4 жыл бұрын

1:37 BabyDuckYoongi😂 ayyy fellow army lol

@krish791 4 жыл бұрын

hiii lmao😂😂

@JalSuEopDa 4 жыл бұрын

ARMY represent! 🤣💜

@allisonmcgarr337 4 жыл бұрын

Jimmy saying “yoongi” like he hasn’t met him several times lmao

@areeshahasan8665 4 жыл бұрын

@babyduckyoongi 😍 we Stan

@antoniorivera6863 4 жыл бұрын

"Don't be so hard on the kid" Yooooo Higgins SAVAGE 😂😂😂😂

@BATMAN-on5qd 4 жыл бұрын

Higgins is really talented. He deserves his own show.

@MultiNotAnti 4 жыл бұрын

Baby Duck Yoongi tho lol I see you fellow Army 👀 I see you fam! 😂❤️

@rhsmx9655 4 жыл бұрын

when he read out the first tweet, I thought "wow, that's a tough crowd"

@ellis1395 3 жыл бұрын

The duck Yoongi JAJAJAAJAJ armys are everywhere

@CompassPvP 4 жыл бұрын

Without an audience, you can mess around more without worrying as much, so its really cool and funny!

@johngullo9420 4 жыл бұрын

The last one had me spitting out my coffee! Raise your hand if you weren’t born on your birthday!

@kylestubbs8867 4 жыл бұрын

Taken directly from AFV

@llamasugar5478 4 жыл бұрын

John Gullo I don’t actually remember it, but I’ve been told that I too was born on my birthday.

@Dwayne_Bearup 4 жыл бұрын

I was born on Edgar Allan Poe's birthday 😉

@R3DQ22 3 жыл бұрын

Its the last one ..thank god... Lmfao i choked. Perfect timing after they didnt shred the quote before 😂

@janetbawuah2172 4 жыл бұрын

YOONGI!!!

@booradley6673 4 жыл бұрын

They should have no audience more often. This looks way more fun

@MonikaRabha 4 жыл бұрын

I heard a kid say " We have Tampax, do you have?! huh tellme!" [the kid assumes whatever been advertised on tv is always something popular, cool & expensive!]

@caseyburnet 4 жыл бұрын

Oh yes, one more time. Can't get enough of these quotes lol.

@parisl1543 4 жыл бұрын

@ babyduckyoongi army I see you

@babbymomo6344 4 жыл бұрын

“Yo play Baaftabada” Jimmy: “Baaftabada”

@maxnullifidian 4 жыл бұрын

Art Linkletter used to have a show called "Kids say the darndest things."

@sudhiksha9093 3 жыл бұрын

1:41 tht one tweet who's clearly an army 😂 😂 😂 their username being 'babyduckyoongi' 😂 😂 😂

@lisas5211 4 жыл бұрын

Jimmy should do some of the no audience even when things get back to normal.

@BIOL6895 4 жыл бұрын

No audience Monday or something. I don't think they film on Fridays

@SailorYuki 4 жыл бұрын

My 4 year old wanted to play. I said go ask your dad, I'm busy. He: But I need an adult!

@areeshahasan8665 4 жыл бұрын

Ngl I was rlly confused by why the audience wasn’t laughing and thought the tonight show was declining until I read the comments Jimmy seems so....normal

@esraaa6298 4 жыл бұрын

That username with Yoongi tho💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

@margaretshannon36 4 жыл бұрын

Jimmy an A+ act for still showing up to work

@soggybeanburrito 4 жыл бұрын

i thought no one laughed really for the first one but then remembered there isnt an audience

@ben678 4 жыл бұрын

I can see it right now...it is just the camera guys, the cue card people, and sound techs just laughing as loud as they can. Lol Also, I don't think they can turn up the mics any higher on 'the roots' or else we'd be hearing the voices in their heads.

@ElectraJade74 4 жыл бұрын

I kinda love seeing the show like this, I love seeing the different elements broken down and their opinions as they consider the quotes. I'm glad they've taken the steps to stay safe, and I think it's special to see the videos from that last show.

@craigslistreply6544 Жыл бұрын

higgins' timing is impeccable as always. "Thank God!" 🤣🤣

@hopefullykind 4 жыл бұрын

Everyone in comments : No audience Me : BabyduckYOONGI P. S. - I did enjoy this more without the audience reactions

@JalSuEopDa 4 жыл бұрын

Always Me SAME! I knew I couldn’t be the only one who noticed that haha

@abhiramisubhash583 3 жыл бұрын

Once my 5 year old nephew asked my sister "Mom my belly Hurt's am i pregnant "🤣🤣🤣

@HUHBAT 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you to the whole staff! This really does help in these times. Thank you so very much!

@vaidehiramani2504 3 жыл бұрын

When he said baby duck YOONGI, MY ARMY SELF JUMPED OUT

@tanuj8403 4 жыл бұрын

Omg this is so hilarious

@topostornottopost3371 4 жыл бұрын

Good work for doing your part to stop the spread! Still funny!

@noveasmicanal 4 жыл бұрын

“This the last one” “thank god” hahahahaha

@savannahcook7246 4 жыл бұрын

I almost couldn’t tell when to laugh haha

@iamkhonsu 4 жыл бұрын

When Jimmy said last one and Higgin’s is like thank god.. if you’d just shut up, we’d get through then faster!

@jey.ar.emmmmm 4 жыл бұрын

Babyduckyoongi...💜💁‍♀️🤠 YALL ALREADY KNOW WHAT IM THINKIN! ARMH WHERE U AT?

@mrs.georgeglass3997 11 ай бұрын

Purple heart wood, McMaster guitars! Do it! They're remarkable! Omg the sound! ❤

@raechevlin4439 3 жыл бұрын

Love watching; I laugh out loud so that I start to wheeze and hold my sides 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️

@sassyest8292 4 жыл бұрын

Babyduckyoongi I see u

@KathleenFeliciano 4 жыл бұрын

That Yoongi username!

@sammy6866 4 жыл бұрын

Armmyyyy

@jannattejoulal4064 4 жыл бұрын

Jimmy at his best! Thanks for keeping us entertained in this tough times!!!!

@chabaryanhotmailcom 4 жыл бұрын

I laughed really hard at this. And I usually don’t when there’s an audience

@Ninaofthe90s 4 жыл бұрын

5:27 that sounded like Jared Leto's Joker laughing...

@thatsnotmyname8212 4 жыл бұрын

They’re so free without an audience, I actually love this

@wallflee 4 жыл бұрын

It doesn't feel forced when there's no audience and makes hosts try more, i love it

@jesserodriguez8197 3 жыл бұрын

3:28 I think Jimmy was actually upset there with the roots n Higgins trying to poor gasoline on the fire "What would u do with ur weird lookin guitar?" 😂😂😂 hes the best!