Want to have sex? DO IT SAFELY! In this sex education video, I'm going to teach you about SAFE SEX -- how to have sex without an accidental pregnancy or getting sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). You will learn about safe sex, but also learn the English vocabulary and slang terms used to talk about this topic. Even though sex is so common and such an important part of life, I haven't seen any English textbooks that teach this material, and it's not often taught in English classes either! Well, that's why I'm here! Sex is a wonderful thing, but it is VERY important that you are educated on how to protect yourself and your partners. I'll talk about different types of birth control, like condoms, IUDs, and the pill, as well as the importance of getting tested so that your sex life can be happy and healthy. You'll also learn about some common sexually transmitted diseases, and the slang terms that native English speakers use to talk about them. Have sex, be safe, have fun, and have more sex. And remember: "She won't get sick if you cover your dick".
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TRANSCRIPT
Now, some of you guys might have seen lessons that I've done before about sex with Ronnie. Guess what? As much as I like to teach you about sex and all its fun, there is a very, very serious side to sex that I want to talk to you about. This is a public service announcement. No guitars, but we're going to talk about safe sex with me. Hi.
Safe sex basically means preventing two things, the first one is present-... Preventing unwanted pregnancy, that means not having a baby. So, we know, hopefully, that if you have sex (intercourse) there's a nice chance that you can have a baby. But maybe you're a little too young to have a baby. Maybe you don't want a baby. Maybe having a baby would really mess up your life. So, we're going to go through two very important things, one is birth control, and the other one even I think more important than birth control is not dying because or not getting very sick because you have contracted or gotten what's called an STD. "STD" means a sexually-transmitted disease. We have a lot of these. I'm going to teach you the name of some of them, the slang of some of them. You'll hear them in movies. But most importantly, I want you to not get these. Please, do these little things to help you, even if you're really drunk. When you go to a pharmacy or you go to a place to get things, like condoms or something to help you, do not be ashamed, do not be scared. You are protecting yourself, and you are protecting your partner. There is no shame in protecting yourself and not dying. So, no matter what your culture was in your country, no matter what your parents think - you want to protect yourself, so please.
"She won't get sick if you cover your dick." This means: Wear a condom. Come on. It takes two seconds, just flip that on and you're ready to pounce. Rawr. So, wear a condom, guys. Do it. It's easy, it's fun. There's many different flavours, you can get different colours, they can glow in the dark, condoms, wear one. You're not going to have to have a baby you don't want and you're not going to get a disease, hopefully.
So, ladies, this is for you. Unfortunately, if we get pregnant we're the ones that have to keep the baby and the men disappear and have their fun, but we're stuck with the baby. So, most of the forms of birth control, this means stopping to have a child, are for women because it's our responsibility, it's our body. No matter what anyone says, you have control of your body, not anyone else. So, we have many different methods that we can use to control if we have a baby, if we don't. Now, the most popular one, it's been around for a long time, it's called "the pill". The pill is a pill, like a tablet that we take every day and it prevents us getting pregnant because it prevents the eggs from coming into the uterus and making contact with the sperm. I'll explain all that later, but basically it's called the pill and it prevents us from getting pregnant. Yes. Another one like the pill is called "the patch". Now, the pill has been around since the 1960s in America. The patch is fairly new. It's basically a sticker you put on your body, and hormones are released into your body, and again, it prevents you from making the eggs, so the sperm and the eggs don't make contact and don't have a baby.
We have another thing called "the morning after pill". Now, this is different than the birth control pill because the morning after pill is taken the morning after you have sex or intercourse. So let's say that you didn't use a condom and you are not on any birth control-this happens, no problem-you can go to the pharmacy, you can go to the drugstore, you can go to the doctor and you can ask for the morning after pill. Again, this will stop any further egg and sperm connections, it's 100% legal, reliable, and safe. […]