Exploiting a Pond to Become a Millionaire in Kenshi

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10 ай бұрын

In todays video we'll take two Skeletons (Which is what they call robots in Kenshi) and catapult them from being poor and slouching to being millionaires with gigachad posture, how?
Well, by buying a little gang of hivers to do all the hard work for them of course.
Kenshi Steam description for the SEO goblins -
A free-roaming squad based RPG. Focusing on open-ended sandbox gameplay features rather than a linear story. Be a trader, a thief, a rebel, a warlord, an adventurer, a farmer, a slave, or just food for the cannibals. Train your men up from puny victims to master warriors. Wow... very cool...
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Video title - Exploiting a Pond to Become a Millionaire in Kenshi
Mods used -
Re-Kenshi (for extra speed settings)
Dark UI
I used Reshade for some of the cinematic stuff too, I wouldn't recommend actually playing with it because it makes the UI barely useable.
#kenshi #gameplay

Пікірлер: 391

@HazzorPlaysGames 10 ай бұрын

Hey folks, I bequeath unto thee my content. May you enjoy it verily.

@Javapenguins 10 ай бұрын

thank you papa

@xxxgoblinslayer6967 10 ай бұрын

Yis

@LordOfTheReefer 10 ай бұрын

Im gonna hazzum my pants

@mrpotatochu6611 10 ай бұрын

Very nice content

@Gildorify 10 ай бұрын

I found you a few days ago, and I have to say that I love your content and your dry humour a lot. Keep it up! You won yourself one dumb dane with way too much free time.

@AnAmericanMusician 10 ай бұрын

"As you know, slaves aren't free." I love this wordplay. 😂

@nofun594 10 ай бұрын

that got a good chuckle out of me too.

@MandoMTL 10 ай бұрын

Badum tsss.....

@decxi 10 ай бұрын

Oh my god, I didn't even catch that, that's amazing

@Domedwho 10 ай бұрын

How do you miss a word in a quote… “Typically”

@BlxckBaron 10 ай бұрын

BARS

@korosheht5446 10 ай бұрын

I really love his calmness whilst describing the most heinous things possible

@Domedwho 10 ай бұрын

yt american

@ladywaffle2210 10 ай бұрын

RimWorld makes you good at that

@thecrablord6661 9 ай бұрын

It’s like a nature docu on war crimes

@degenyakuza 8 ай бұрын

@@ladywaffle2210imposter

@santa_with_a_gun 8 ай бұрын

@@degenyakuzayou are in pasta

@geminiarch3972 10 ай бұрын

So in theory, so long as nobody ever gets through that gate, and Nut&Bolt replenish their work force, the world now as a bottomless supply of hash.

@unepintade 10 ай бұрын

Well technically produced by bottoms

@SSmiggless 3 ай бұрын

i mean eventually the cashflow would cease as nut&bolt would have all the money and they don't need to buy food as they are a farm so after a couple hundred years of inflation a new currency would arise and they would just have to start over again with this new currency

@KonLud 10 ай бұрын

Bro just called hivers submissive.......

@HazzorPlaysGames 10 ай бұрын

Y'know what else they are?... yeah... you know...

@soulsearcher9620 10 ай бұрын

@@HazzorPlaysGamesA True kenshi paragon. God bless you sir.

@imgood3374 10 ай бұрын

@@HazzorPlaysGamesthere are actually corn of them at rule 34

@zZzZzyxel 10 ай бұрын

I wanted to say "at least he didn't finished the phrase", but here he is, in comments, strongly implying it instead...

@chillt5290 10 ай бұрын

@@imgood3374I'll keep that in mind 🥵

@Javapenguins 10 ай бұрын

The calm steady tone you have always puts me at ease and makes me feel like everything is gonna be okay. I achieve peace through your beautiful voice and great editing.

@HazzorPlaysGames 10 ай бұрын

Thanks, I appreciate that and hopefully I can continue to provide the service.

@squibblez2517 10 ай бұрын

@@HazzorPlaysGames you narrate these videos like you're doing a children's audiobook, yet often the subject of the video is some form of inhumane scheme to get rich or achieve some goal. I love it.

@mirceazaharia2094 4 ай бұрын

@@HazzorPlaysGames I'd like to hire you as loud-speaker announcer for my new dystopia / utopia founded onboard a constellation of O'Neill space habitats in the Oort Cloud.

@kirbirogue97 8 ай бұрын

I think shem was developer intended to be the ideal place to build a base. It's right in the center of the map, has every resource available in decent quantity, and is just outside the range for all of the major factions non hostile raid events. Plus it's a desert oasis biome which is just cool by itself. I love shem.

@FlippedHands 8 ай бұрын

I accidentally modded Shem into a horde battfield. Totally separate mods, I never intended to react together. Tech hunters tried to kill me for my bounty, the town defended me and saved me. But then a huge hord of starving bandits invaded. All the town dead from either the tech hunters or starving bandits. Then swamp ninja invade. They're too powerful and too many. We are forced to flee. My group watched from a distance as the ninja killed the few left in town. I never expected such horror in Shem. Kenshi is amazing.

@Mendoza-yi6qk 7 ай бұрын

The Fog Islands have everything aswell. Mongrel is one of the best cities too.

@mannman627 2 ай бұрын

@@Mendoza-yi6qk devious

@isopod_gaming-real- 10 ай бұрын

I like to imagine their posture is directly linked to the size of the bank account, if they buy something expensive and loose a bunch of money, they just creek downward

@athatcher9367 10 ай бұрын

I love that little chuckle as he said “and then put him back to bed” 9:58

@torimaritime6955 10 ай бұрын

A benefit to a hiver workforce is the either eat half (0.50) or mostly half (0.60) the rate of regular humans, so they're pretty good at living in the desert on their own.

@Nomadith 10 ай бұрын

Hazzor, you really do sound like someone took a grim kleaper/reggie video, gave it to a soft spoken English or History professor and had him speak it all - and i love it. Especially your pace and flow

@HazzorPlaysGames 10 ай бұрын

Me and reggie talked about this as an april fools bit.

@Nomadith 10 ай бұрын

@@HazzorPlaysGames glorious

@screamingcactus1753 5 ай бұрын

He sounds strikingly similar to Ahoy to me. Same accent, same tone, same cadence

@EyesMilkWhite 10 ай бұрын

Making a corpse pond is more than enough motivation to play Kenshi again.

@FearsMakeUs 10 ай бұрын

Wow really good video the editing and the camera angles makes kenshi look so good.

@HazzorPlaysGames 10 ай бұрын

Thanks, it's always very nice to record Kenshi after so many games with less visual interest.

@carlbrown8966 7 ай бұрын

The trick about building in shem is not to start until you have stockpiled enough materials to finish it all in one go. Otherwise you never finish it because you will be constantly be under attack and unable to finish work. Definitely my favorite base.

@davysmith1934 10 ай бұрын

Hazzor: Qualities; *Surprising candidness *Good delivery *Resistant to Pessemistic Decay *Moral Compass Functional Judgement: Crushed Himalayan Salt with Sichuan Pepper- Simple, but great, with a unique undertone.

@direben 3 ай бұрын

I love how you present your Kenshi narrative without turning it into 90% of 100+ day Kenshi save file features on KZfaq. No abducting Cat-Lon, no ending HN or UC, but something unique to your vision. I’ll remember Nut and Bolt over the countless heroes who defeated Cat-Lon, the Phoenix or Tengu, because they followed a vision. To sit at their pond. Starving the Beak-Things. Slinging their hash. And letting the Hivers unionize. The posture bank account correlation is a brilliant joke for this game, btw x)

@bigsweaty3138 8 ай бұрын

This is why buying and playing games after they've been out for a few years is so much fun for me. People make these hilarious and informative videos for strats after grinding, and I get to chill and learn. It's laziness for sure, hats off to the creator. This was a good time to watch.

@Commandocheif99 10 ай бұрын

“Puts him back to bed” he says as they clearly just put the man into the peeler 🤣

@VoiceQuills 10 ай бұрын

Yes, YES, more Kenshi content

@ikeeluall3796 10 ай бұрын

Even if you had an army of hivers to sling quality videos out, you couldn't upload fast enough. Thanks for the great videos! Really looking forward to the next part of the rimworld medieval overhaul and see the rise from ashes! (or more likely rise from corpses with the dune-like prophetic children)

@Tekisasubakani 10 ай бұрын

7:37 A backpack full of hash and a hacksaw...that hints at a grisly story.

@BigFroggo 9 ай бұрын

I love how you put 1850s slave music in the video. It's both catchy and fits the mood.

@mrcheesemunch 10 ай бұрын

Jesus imagine what a biohazard that pond would be after a few weeks, worse than the Pacific islands in WW2

@screamingcactus1753 5 ай бұрын

That's just another layer of defense. Nut and Bolt are robots so they don't care about biohazards, and it's not like their "workers" need to go anywhere

@RaikoTechnologies 8 ай бұрын

You can make smaller walls around water and second(first) gate in front of it. If this gate will be open everyone will come to it. Hostiles will swim to the next gate, but traders and friendlies will stop in front. This can help with confusion of making enemies from friendlies.

@dzejrid 7 ай бұрын

7:00 - FINALLY someone who knows how and where to sell hash!

@zZzZzyxel 10 ай бұрын

Enjoyed this, as always. Now it's time to feed Mr.Gorithm. With all the happy fun time grass, prisoners with jobs, friends for hire and murder lakes he might need some kibble to look the other way.

@HazzorPlaysGames 10 ай бұрын

It took Reggie's Kenshi video almost an hour to be age restricted but I think I'm in the clear lol

@Sengyizhe 10 ай бұрын

Love it, thanks for another gem of a video. NOW BACK TO FIELDS TO MAKE MORE!!!

@HazzorPlaysGames 10 ай бұрын

yes sir right away sir.

@sasha1mama 8 ай бұрын

I approve of your tactical acumen. Forcing aggressors to swim to your gates while your men gun them down from the walls is...well. That's check, mate, and game, really, isn't it? And not just in Kenshi. I'll be adding this to my lexico bellus.

@Hammerheadcruiser 10 ай бұрын

Of all the 'stay indoors' reasons, hungry beak things is the most compelling yet.

@monarcho-socialist3106 10 ай бұрын

This is really cool. I also started an outpost in Shem, but I built it in an area where the sands transition to the rocky cliffs. That way I have good stone yield on the higher ground, and good farmland on the lower ground. Having seen this, I think I'll expand the farm area to include an oasis, then use that gate harpoon trick to kill Eyegore. Ive been on a campaign of terror against the slave masters, and hes due to visit me any day now

@redbeardsteelskin6723 10 ай бұрын

Found your Rimworld video this morning about Artemis, the Empire destroyer, and it's been hours of enjoyment since. Discovering you also play Kenshi has made you one of my favorite channels now, thanks for the entertainment! :D

@SneakyDingo 10 ай бұрын

hello again! thanks for the video :) i LOVE kenshi stuff and i will watch literally every single video you release that involves kenshi or rimworld

@ricardokilian7466 17 күн бұрын

Your videos are really cool. I thought I was going crazy imagining stories within the game, now I feel good with that. :)

@patostrophia2948 10 ай бұрын

Love it Hazzor! The editing is awesome :)

@Maxiter 10 ай бұрын

Gosh darn some more Kenshi content. Always loving it.

@HazzorPlaysGames 10 ай бұрын

For some reason all of us creators always line up with Kenshi content, I assure you we don't plan it, it just happens.

@Maxiter 10 ай бұрын

@@HazzorPlaysGames I ain't complaining. More for me to enjoy!

@patostrophia2948 10 ай бұрын

Kenshi is love

@Maxiter 10 ай бұрын

@@patostrophia2948Kenshi is life

@crackedemerald4930 10 ай бұрын

@@HazzorPlaysGamesit's like when people line up their periods after living together, wholesome.

@user-ol9ck7ig2f 9 ай бұрын

I love that people still play Kenshi and create new stories for their playthroughs

@basicnovember 10 ай бұрын

I'm on my knees begging for another medieval rimworld episode

@HazzorPlaysGames 10 ай бұрын

Yeah it'll come around, you don't need to beg. I know how invested in that story folks are.

@basicnovember 10 ай бұрын

@@HazzorPlaysGamesthank you father

@what4494 9 ай бұрын

Beep just casually like “money? I dont know what that is!” A perfect candidate for the slav… er work camp. Beep probably understands work at least

@spreader26 10 ай бұрын

I absolutely love your content. I recently found you and I keep rewatching all your videos.

@RobJonesWrites 10 ай бұрын

Hello again indeed! Always love the music you use on these videos, Hazzor! Looking forward to seeing the channel continue to grow and evolve!

@Matthew-lg9ex 10 ай бұрын

My man really became the hash slinging slasher

@CommissarMitch 9 ай бұрын

I do like to imagine, in 10 years, Nut and Bolt roll up across Kenshi and destroys the local economy by flooding it with Cats.

@jubeycubes 9 ай бұрын

The AOE2 soundtrack at 9:37 fits so perfectly for the scheming.

@austinclements8010 10 ай бұрын

kenshi is one of the only games, excluding san andreas and scarface the world is yours, that actively incentivizes you selling drugs- and im all here for it

@oneperson8944 10 ай бұрын

I like the way u put these fx sounds and other stuff gj mane

@syltis1994 7 ай бұрын

I really enjoyed this. Great storytelling and editing. Though I would have loved some fighting shots. I'm sure you had to use those turrets a lot.

@heidisparklebottom 10 ай бұрын

Calm vibes and crazy concepts ❤ keep up the good work

@footballchannel7025 10 ай бұрын

Congrats on the 100k!!

@TMCD234 10 ай бұрын

Congrats on 100k

@OceanDrive321 10 күн бұрын

Great storytelling and cinematic skills!

@hawkticus_history_corner 10 ай бұрын

Hazzor has made a moat. A *REALLY* big one

@scottcombs3254 10 ай бұрын

You knocked it out the park with this one. I also ask for MORE.

@liquidlilith1169 10 ай бұрын

it makes me happy when hazzor uploads

@CantHandletheParrot 9 ай бұрын

Okay first time here I'm impressed, I love it

@miguelsilveira6623 4 ай бұрын

*Shots Leviathan with crossbow...* "I sorta just wanted to go an exotic place and shoot a big dangerous animal from completely safety... [PAUSES] ...thats what 'RICH PEOPLE' do after all, right!?!?!" Not only i almost spit myself up, i also sure thats does hits hard on those rich morons that spend ludicrous amounts of cash hunting wild animals from a armoured jeep while the poor animal is cornered on man made fences... Clap Clap, you just won a subscriber my dear friend!

@brickjuice2129 10 ай бұрын

Great work as always Hazzor please continue making videos

@jessegaming9077 10 ай бұрын

That is one of the most intriguing titles I have ever read

@MrYyelo 8 ай бұрын

Personally I could never put my own men in a peeler. Despite the potential benefits, I feel bad for them with their screams and all. I just let what happens happen, and have my nerd moments about my head canon for my squad. I had one powerful character, my starter guy, and I got a bit too confident in his abilities. I sent him solo, in melee, against a leviathan. His arm got blown clean off by one of its attacks, so I made it out to be a learning experience for him, and equipped an arm that one of the pack animals had stashed away just in case this very thing happened. Another time, I hired a cool looking dude, a hiver. I made him my specialist martial-arts-doctor. I dressed him in a Gi outfit for that clean doctor's coat look, and gave him a straw hat. Unfortunately for him, he was a fresh recruit, and hivers have low limb health so he soon became a double amputee and had mismatched prosthetic legs hastily installed. He was still my doctor. I just love this game, and I hope Kenshi 2 gets fully pimped out with systems and mechanics that the original Kenshi could have had!

@Less_Than_Laddy 4 ай бұрын

ive just started playing kenshi and havent set up a base yet. i think im going to start a hash farm like this for my first base. great video!

@danialcourtney5969 4 ай бұрын

Your Kenshi videos are the best

@alacer8878 10 ай бұрын

Man, my only complaint about your videos is that there aren't enough of them. Love your content, love your narration, another banger as usual.

@crackedemerald4930 10 ай бұрын

I wish hazzor would narrate me cozying up for sleep. I think it would substantially improve the experience :)

@d-drcharitablecat3191 9 ай бұрын

Oh my god, I've just got it. You're making it again. Slow, adjusting your previous video "not so genius moments" into "very good moments". To the latest video I go!

@freelancer6784 10 ай бұрын

You had me at "Hello again".

@skidesco 8 ай бұрын

i havent enjoyed a youtuber and watched every video craving more for maybe a god damn decade... keep up the amazing content plss! more kenshi vids would be very cool too! as well with the goofy rimworld shenanigans!

@mycereal 10 ай бұрын

Congrats on 100k.

@lunaborea 10 ай бұрын

Ah sweet, caught a video early

@jiropracter 9 ай бұрын

Really smart use of water!

@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial 10 ай бұрын

"I want to appropriate a certain blueprint from someone later." *UH OH*

@primary2630 5 ай бұрын

This is how I built my base up too lol, not with one of these ponds but a similar bit of water. It really is the only way unless you have a trained and massive army

@Aesyrbane 3 ай бұрын

Great video haha!

@artem_mma 10 ай бұрын

Great video, I love Kenshi

@lordbruno47 10 ай бұрын

Im feeling ill today so your upload time was perfect for me, your voice and video style is quite soothing even if whats happening in the video isnt xd

@HazzorPlaysGames 10 ай бұрын

Seems like everyone is ill at the moment, get better. Or else.

@lordbruno47 10 ай бұрын

@@HazzorPlaysGames Because you told me to, i guess i will...

@obeliskthe 10 ай бұрын

I found your channel a little while ago and have been binging it ever since Your style, voice and the way you talk and joke remind me a lot of Ambigous Amphibian I think you would get along great, if you were to collab :D Keep up the great work and have a nice day ^__^

@HazzorPlaysGames 10 ай бұрын

Thanks, appreciate it. We've done two videos together already and I'm sure there'll be more, we do indeed get along great, if I do say so myself.

@obeliskthe 10 ай бұрын

@@HazzorPlaysGames Dangit, i somehow missed that! Thanks for drawing my attention to it

@hkgx 10 ай бұрын

I became addicted to your content, sir

@HazzorPlaysGames 10 ай бұрын

good (for me, mainly)

@breadalchemist995 9 ай бұрын

Hive Drones make ideal slaves, since they have a 0.5x hunger modifier, immunity to acid, 0.3x bleed and bonuses to farming and laboring. Getting their limbs knocked off can be an issue, but shouldn't be if they're not put in harms way, and replacing any dismemberments is easy with the amount of money (or resources) they bring in

@pop7012 10 ай бұрын

hell yeah a kenshi videi

@Skaatje 10 ай бұрын

Good to see Beep is still going strong!

@skoddish7097 10 ай бұрын

This reminds me of Jabos vid on kenshi, I love the vibe of video and the background music

@pgawesome7002 10 ай бұрын

One of the most wild video titles I’ve seen

@HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny 9 ай бұрын

I feel like if the kenshi races were real The Skeletons and Worker drones Would Be The ones talking about their Opression

@jefferyjefejeffy 10 ай бұрын

Never knew i had so much in common with hivers....no wonder they're my favorites

@bitmau5 5 ай бұрын

I've merely been exposed to the harsh reality of life. - Subbed.

@ameagorthenny8964 4 ай бұрын

Love this channel. found 3 of my favourite games here. rimworld. kenshi. and spore

@Sheldezare 10 ай бұрын

Paid friends are best friends. They can't leave you if you hold a chain around their necks, eh?

@duphasdan 10 ай бұрын

It's nice to see Beep again.

@zambies1 10 ай бұрын

Hey, you did the thing I said you wouldn't do... Very good

@hawkins5439 10 ай бұрын

Now that nut and bolt are rich, they can now assimilate the meatbags and place robot limbs upon them. Bring the return of the skeletons with the neo-skeleton army

@alexandrerossatoneto588 10 ай бұрын

this is epic a new upload

@flyingbearcrap1121 10 ай бұрын

Hash is always a fun business strategy in Kenshi

@clear4261 10 ай бұрын

another hazzor upload!!

@HazzorPlaysGames 10 ай бұрын

That is factually correct, yes.

@NovaTheSun 10 ай бұрын

Life is good.

@Daichi_Kizu 10 ай бұрын

Ah yes, my favorite; A NBBGHBMSHK run

@basskicker1476 5 ай бұрын

Kenshi: where you own the farm and the farmers.

@CyberBeep_kenshi 9 ай бұрын

Shem is just perfect :) and close to the best paying smokers of 'the product' 😂

@AHSValor 10 ай бұрын

I'm curious how all that hash would affect the outer lands of Kenshi. Must be less wars now that everyone is high as a kite lol

@jamesmcghie9628 10 ай бұрын

Or more wars to control the supply

@guypierson5754 9 ай бұрын

No, they smoke in the harsh sun and all get headaches and get grumpy cause there's no good snacks to munch on.

@blu7384 7 ай бұрын

@@guypierson5754or cuz all the good snacks cost exponentially more than medicine 💀💀

@FairyNya 10 ай бұрын

congrats on 100k, i saw it turn to 100k today. just yesterday it was 99k

@zanewolf2509 9 ай бұрын

When you’re already stuck indoors because the high is moving between 35-40C…

@THOTHGames 10 ай бұрын

Hivers are the best boys, I made an entire squad of Samurai Hivers once named after KZfaqrs, they all died horrifically, what good lads.

@Armgoth 10 ай бұрын

Corpse pond. Imma use that in my DnD game cause it is descriptive on so many levels.

@domschra 10 ай бұрын

This channel feels like the cocaine equivalent to sseth, reggie & kleavers methamphetamine I like it, equally high enducing but more classy