Something about Minos Prime saying “Weak” with such disdain in the middle of being two-shot by V1 is hilarious

Gabriel: "You will be inanimate once more..." V1: "Already am."

> Minos prime calls you useless, > You dissapear half of his health, > Minos prime calls you WEAK, > You evaporate him.

Gabriel beaten twice by a machine that is crippled 💀

Ultrakill is a game that prides itself on its incredible agility and technical movement options. Doing this challenge took this game's status up from "Best fucking game ever" to "Bester fucking game ever" because you were able to completely negate all of what made it so great, which is great

3:58 "This is one of the game's first actual hard bosses" v2 first phase was ironically alot more painful for me to beat

for the Sisyphean Insurrectionist, there were 2 things you could have done to fight him easier than you didn't do, you could have either used all 3 power ups to melt him with your damage or just turn off the sun itself with one of the level's secrets

I'm a speedrunner and even I don't know how to properly deadcoin the Minos Prime fight. Crazy dedication to the gimmick run, mad respect.

Mans proven that even game journalists are able to play this game with no knowledge of basic movement

for the ferryman fight - you can break idols with the knuckleblaster's shockwaves

for gabriel part 2; i literally got so mad at all the attacks i just stood there letting him beat me up and then i started punching back and suddenly realized "oh my god is this actually a strat", and then i actually killed him without moving and got so mad yet laughed so much at it

This man has gone farther than i dared to, respect.

0:55 Malicous face 1:00 Swordsmachine 1:11 Cerberus, Gruardian of hell x2 1:27 Swordsmachine Tundra and Swordsmachine Agony 1:43 Hideous Mass 2:08 V2 1 Part 2:40 Hand 2:55 The Corpse of King Minos 3:59 Gabriel, Judge of hell 4:54 Sisyphean Insurrectionist 6:00 Mysterious Druid Kinght (& Owl) 6:29 V2 2 Part 7:10 Flesh Prison 9:27 Minos Prime 11:39 Ferryman 13:09 Leviathan 14:06 Insurrectionist Angry and Insurrectionist Rude 14:47 Hideous Mass x2 15:45 Gabriel, The apostate of hate 16:52 Cancerous Rodent 16:57 Very Cancerous Rodent

I swear V2 is made out of paper. V2's 2nd fight just immediately ends upon doing anything with decently high damage. I wish that V2's HP increased with higher dificulties

Also, the reason you're in the desert is because the egyptians were greedy, using gold for lots of stuff, so as the layer is called greed it takes place there

he forgor the rat

U can use explosions to kill the leviathan, same thing with the druid. Wait till the leviathan will make the projectile spam and then just projectile boost in his mouth as much as u can

I somehow find this more impressive than movement. You literally found the best way to employ DPS fast enough before you get hit.

This whole video I was confused on how I recognized your voice, took my about halfway through I realised who you were. It's kind of crazy how much your content has changed despite the style persisting. Great content as always

for the ferryman fight, i might try, before breaking the idol, doing a ton of coin parrying + deadcoining and finishing by using the knuckleblaster's knuckleblast to blast the supercoin into orbit. then, stand sort of on top of the idol such that when you punch it, it flings you out of the arena, and midair, throw and shoot a new coin to hit the supercoin and beat the ferryman's first phase, opening the invisible box and letting you fall into the water where you can respawn next to the 2nd idol

For the Sisyphean Insurrectionist, you should make it night time first with the moon totem so the sand doesn't damage you.

If V1 moved at all the clap of his metallic cheeks would instantly vaporize the boss

12:45 you could use knucleblast

gay robot game video, thank you hellcastle

Oh my god you're the other person on earth that uses "morbillion" to quanitify, you earned a sub

Imagine trying this against Sisyphus Prime, now that he's available to fight and apparently makes Minos Prime look easy in comparison (even more so for this kind of run).

For Sisyphean. you can freeze the floor so it won't damage you by bringing the moon artifact from one of the orb secrets to the altar above the building where you collect the skulls.

for the Ferryman, you could have either tossed him a coin to skip his fight (since you pay the toll to get on the ship) or you could have used the knuckleblaster's shockwave to destroy the idol from afar

Had to resort to the Jerma strategy for Gabriel

I didn't expect this kind of content from you guys and its a nice break from never ending pain that is skyblock I hope this video does well and that you can continue making a variety of content

Cool thing i realised when doing this challenge myself is for sisyphean insurrectionist you can actually go to the left side of the map press the face grab the moon item and place it on the roof to remove the damaging sand :)

Not only are you an absolute chad for doing this; but you also gave me encouragement to P rank everything normally. I’ll have to work on it!

For the sisyphean Insurrectionist can you go to the hole with glass on the part of the red head for instakill him. or grab the glass moon and put on the top of the "Castle" For Make The Sand Not Hurt You. Good Video Btw

Great video. I think using the moon artifact in God Damn the Sun would've made your life easier, since the sand doesn't damage you at night

Fun fact: According to your ruleset, you can not move once that boss health bar spawns. This means that king Minos's hand is a "boss fight" you can actually move in.

I always look foreword to your videos, keep up the good work

V2 gave me more trouble than Gabriel ever did. Actually used the assist options for both v2 fights

you are cracked at this game my man.

12:12 to 12:17 looked pretty satisfying ngl, keep up the great work

Bro turned one of the most advanced movement first-person shooters into a point and click adventure game.

1:17 hold up i get this refrence

the most satisfying ultrakill gameplay of someone not moving

the analogy that you were searching for at 3:15 was probably "he turned me into a sitting duck" :)

This was one of the best videos I’ve seen this year ngl

Under the Mayo giving himself an unfair and boring challenge be like: (But no skill)

2:10 for me the most consistent tactic on v2 is just parrying every attack. It should also work for "crippled" boss run

Thank you for the amazing video! And good luck if you try this challenge again when act 3 comes out 💀💖

I quit skyblock ages ago but i always enjoyed your videos, this was a nice treat very cool video

Great, now I have to do true no movement without a rocket launcher...

I can’t wait for you to revisit this for P-2

oh hey i wrote the “me go fast” review, always wanted to be featured in a hellcastle video!! thanks man!!

Bro actually made the Francis reference lmfao Great video Eli, definitely worth hearing you go on about this for a month and a half

Great video. Insane that you learned to deadcoin lol

we have to appreciate the time he put in this video holy shit

"too much talk for a guy sold as a body pillow" -the machine sold as a body pillow

should have used the soap for 1-3 bosses it would have made it alot easier Insurrectionist would have been easier if you had made it night, so the sand doesn't harm you it would have made it alot easier (you could have also used the glass floor cheese) for flesh prison (i havent tested this) you could have prefired your whiplash before the health bar appears so when it does, you're not moving but it will still pull you (i think) on top of it so you can heal (but you would not have been able to railcannon the core[this is probably the smallest loophole i could find with this fight] (this one is a bit more cheesy but im just gonna give it a recommendation anyway) you could have bribed the ferry man to let you through by throwing a coin at him. Great vid tho!

V1s potential damage output at any given time is horrifying.

for the insurrectionist, a good way to avoid sand damage is to turn off the sun. no, im not joking.

"This big black hole that chases you for a while and once it touches you it ...text in between... locks you there for a while" Sounds like an action game alright

well i didnt expect ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHANNELS TO PLAY ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES

You could have just used the pit for the sisyphean insurrectionist

The minos fight was so impressive as I think you were deadcoining for 2 minutes or so Anyways cool ass video

honestly with the amount of willpower you had to keep on trying this and not giving up im surprised you arent a prime soul yet

Never heard of this game before but this video cured my boredom

4:10 yellow nailgun?

11:16 Discord ping

I really respect that you couldnt do the challange at some point and found a hard way to complete it anyways.

never thought you would make an ultrakill video

uhm actually 🤓 moving your head in real life would be considered moving!!... so by that logic you MOVED !! Click bait.!

15:33 nahhhh bro was lookin at the 1-inch wonder 💀💀💀

Pro tip for Leviathan (and any enemy with mass projectile spam or projectiles that spawn close like Mindflayers): Shotgun explosions (Overpumps and Projectile Boosts), The Malrail, and Rocket Launchers launch projectiles back at enemies for MAJOR friendly fire damage. Put a rocket down Leviathan's maw and you'll SHRED his health bar!

bro is a god, he spent 4 hours punching that coin to literally 2 shot Minos prime

god your gonna love doing p-2 in this challange

"Where were you on 9/11?" "Watching someone do a funny Ultrakill challenge."

Never seen this game before still enjoyed this video !!

Sisyphus Prime.. Some thing wicked watching in the corner

V1 just standing here menacing every boss what a chad

This is such a masterpiece (the game too)

Cant wait to see you fight Sisyphus prime

I like the sped up footage of the coin juggling, it's funny for some reason

Wow those last two rodent boss battles were really tough it’s good you beat them in under 80 tries I still couldn’t beat them.

these bosses all losing to a crippled robot lmao now with layer 7 released (and I assume prime sanctum 2 since you did the challenge) can't wait to see the cripple continue

The Hideous Mass's yellow fireballs can be parried back to them for pretty good damage

This is the most absurd challenge I’ve seen yet lol

Hey, I saw your report in the ukdsc, nice video!

Gabriel: "Foolishness, machine, Foolishness..." V1: *ultra railcoin combo go brrrrrrr*

literally every boss in the game: chilling the 4 coins in my back pocket and alt piercer:

I quit skyblock, started playing ultrakill, just found this. I discovered many new things recently

No way you actually play Ultrakill that's so cool

"Gabriel is one of the first actual bosses that take people awhile to beat" Beat him in one or two deaths the first time. Died 2 dozen times non n V2 fight 1.

I like how you left the hardest boss to exist for a no commentary part at the end

i am both a skyblock and ultrakill sweat, i AM the demographic sweet video thanky

with gabriel, you can kinda "cheese" him, atleast I used this method. you basically fully charge your pistol as a starting shot and use the railcannon on him, when he throws the sword parry, and then just nailgun spam and repeatedly punch him with the feedbacker, giving you health and occasionally parrying his sword attacks.

Coresniping in the right spot right when the eyes spawn can kill all the eyes and give you just enough time to shotgun spam him to death

hell yeah. ultrakill. blood game. fantastic love it

The sawblade spam and shotgun swap has the same energy as "pigman sword go bbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

12:30 1. Rockets... Explode,which breaks one of the rules. 2.KNUCKLEBLASTER HAS AN AOE

Good luck with the Earthmover

i spent 5 and a half hours on normal monqos prime and you do this

i think you can do the ferryman, if you used grapple when you get launched by a lightning bolt, while falling, shoot a rocket, quickly whiplash and then the rocket will actually get on ur feet. but then i realized, no grapple