Watch out Half - I am coming for Jai! She has the best smile and laugh ever. :-)

I know of a really good song to react to. It's like poetry with a band, kind of rap but also kind of not. It's so good too. It's called "You're Welcome/Eight Ball God" by nowHere kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hZ18iM1ptMuZloU.html And no one has ever done a reaction to it so it would be cool! Either way I love your content guys keep it up!

you guys ever react to ralphie may,

Great Reaction 😁😁

I know this is not a country reaction video. I was watching yur country reactions. Watched a Tim McGraw and Faith Hill reaction. Yall asked if they are a couple. Yes. For 25 years they have been married. I grew up on them. I love love. And their love for one another is amazing. I named my daughter Faith. They are still that much in love after 25 years of marriage and as busy as their lives have been being big names like that.

You racist.

Thank you for your service & sacrifice

My race? You act like all whites thought that way. Democrats in power started segregation. Pathetic take.

@@robertwilson5305 You make no sense at all. Talk about a pathetic take! Why bother?

He announced he’s white in the beginning so the cops knew who not to shoot Smart man 😉

May the pandemic end soon and you get to spend more time with your grandkids.

Hey there fellow Grannies. Aren't they an awesome couple. Bill Burr is hilarious. His comedy is so Life affirming. Shakespeare said 'many a true word is spoken in jest'. Good comedians put the world to rights. The best way to beat the blues and the isolation is to laugh at ourselves & life. What a great fine to have found these two. Stay well. ❤️❤️❤️💛💛💛

THANK YOU HALF & JAI, STAY WELL. BLESS YOU.💛❤️💛❤️

Stay safe

Be over soon nan, stay safe ❤

Yea somehow we got way to serious

@@psx2514 it’s not just the left. It’s a societal problem that transcends politics.

@@psx2514 How? And I really hope you can provide a very well-reasoned argument of why only one group in this country is single-handedly destroying everything. I am really very tired of this argument because there is nothing behind to back it up, no stats, nothing. PROVE YOUR STATEMENT! And no crazy KZfaq links; I want your observations, your research, your independent journalism. Please take this seriously. And thanks in advance for your considered response.

Sadly, this is directly correlated to the steep decline in the ability to empathize.

@@xLAPPUINx we’ve stopped giving consideration to what other people’s motives are. It’s all about us and our feelings. Not a good road to be on.

She has that DELICIOUS laughter. My own daughter's laugh doesn't sound like that but she has a kind of laughter I could hear all day long just like this lady. Both great...both put me in a good mood immediately.

@@deepfreezevideo Dude she's pretty hot period ;)

I love her laugh!!

how boring would the world be if everyone was exactly the same? diversity is a good thing & while people are truly people......thank God for a mixture of traits to make a world of people diverse.....let's celebrate diversity rather than be closed minded😁

@ronhixenbaugh-tl8px that's a big problem with the world. Everyone tries to read something into everything. Lol I wish "more" people thought that way isn't saying "I wish everyone thought the same". Not the same statement.

Jai

Shit was fake as fuck

@@zaggaona how would you know what's fake or genuine.

Blessed man

oh yeh, oh yeah... 😂

Truth

The rain stays mainly on the plain

@@69JayBee He thrusts his fists against the post and still insists he sees the ghosts

that's great for real. like the guy said on here it's the media that fuel tension and confusion. I've seen individuals of different races respect each other genuinely out in public. I've seen Americans improve so much in the passed decade or so.

I am a white guy who grew up in a totally multiracial neighborhood. My best friends could take a racist joke and dish it out as well. Man we laughed our asses off as kids. We never held a grudge. Everyone was fair game, as long as it was funny and not vindictive

Same here like they'll be like is it because I'm black and I'll just be like yeah lmao. No hate or anything just fucking around with eachother.

Hey man do you mind sharing some of the stuff u guys said to each other? I bet that shits funny af lol. 20 yrs is a long time though so u might have forgot

That’s the way it should be I grew up on shows like Sanford and son and shit and all in the family people are too sensitive now

I bet you saved a ghetto school before too!

Nah not in South Africa… That’s racism on a whole other level. Blew me away

@@1281bexta It used to be but me and my dad is white and he can't get a promotion because of it

@@aliamvickersfan2388 oh I know what you mean. The racism is both ways. As an Aussie it was a real eye opener. That’s a country with a lot of anger.

@@1281bexta I reread jour comment and i agree more now but thanks for the clarification

From all angles.

#FACTS

Same here.

The fact you even have to leave this comment and it’s the TOP comment is truly sad …. Ever since the dawn of man, I’m pretty sure we all have bled red….. Anybody that doesn’t understand this are ignorant and will never “get it” This Gen Z equality shit, is beyond mental illness It’s a GOOD thing we are DIFFERENT ppl!!!! Can you imagine if we were all the same size, shape, color, culture, etc??? A buncha lemmings??? It would be the worst existence ever known …. Fuck equality. It’s no diff than people going “I don’t see color” You dont??? I see white ppl, black ppl, Mexicans, Asians, etc…. And guess what??? That’s a GOOD THING!!????? It’s GOOD to have culture!!!! We gotta end this Gen Z, get all your knowledge from Instagram idiocy out of this world

That comment made me subscribe that's real life s***

One race...........Human.

True

I don’t know about everybody. Maybe most people.

Some Pothead I’m actually not a huge fan of watermelon. I mean, I’ll eat it a few times a year, but I don’t love it or anything. I will, however, put away a shitload of fried chicken! 🤣

​@@AL-tb7kc Fair enough Stereotypes are generally used to sum up a smaller group of people. Usually to make everyone else feel superior. I basically did the same thing except doing it with everyone. I should of said "almost everyone" and been way more accurate.

I'm black and I just dont like chicken lmaooo

His joke was a losing one...so he turned to the crowd. That was funny

I can relate so much, recently shown my girl Theo Von and she loves him and I get a huge buzz whenever she laughs

He is I love that

@Gelena Comez her smile is so striking.

Love reading this. Our traits are what makes us different and different is hilarious.

Chapelle and Burr may save us all yet.

@THE ACOUSTIC CAGE, comment wasn't for you, man. Move along.

Yeah, there's a difference between racism and racial jokes/discussions.

@THE ACOUSTIC CAGE Jesus calm down. I agree that nobody is being oppressed like many make it out to be but to act like there’s NO racism anywhere and that it shouldn’t be combatted is ignorant. Again, lighten up and calm down.

I agree!!!

no doubt. they're both real af

Exactly right. The media is determined to tear us all apart with their endless race-baiting and fearmongering! Left to ourselves, we enjoy each other and our differences.

You think you like them - that's wonderful! Your validation means the world to them, they were losing sleep I'm sure prior to your blessing. Edit: i'm just kiddin around/breakin balls lmao

@@TranceSFX That's a good one... you got me for a minute

@@studentofthearts hahaah

he right tho 😂😭😭

That was my favorite line 🤣🤣🤣

absolutely

Yeah that's Mike... he saves ghetto's, it's what he does... Kills me everytime

There are no gaps in humour i think that and music are the only thing thats left' thats pure of heart and free from barriers or differences ... As long as we can laugh at each other and with each other theres always hope for better days ... and hes right Bill burr real racism is subtle 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and all you can do with people like that is laugh at them and let god deal with them ... 💙🙏

@@SNATCHYDBS nicely said. 💕

@Shauna Tate they don't need to be celebrities, they're an anonymous mob behind the screen making the rules for all of us

@Shauna Tate I have no idea how anyone could be too sensitive to blatant racism .... And the jews know too well how it feels to be slaves and be murdered just because they are Jews. There is alot of evil and wickedness in our world And our sense of humour i hope still plays a part in keeping us seperate from that kind of human hatred , being able to laugh at each other with each other makes us better human beings. I was lucky i was raised by a woman who taught me to judge people on there charactor and how they treats others not on the creed politics or religion... . As we both know there is far too much hate and not enough laughter in this time we live in. I pray that changes ..🙏

That’s how they divide us. “Once you can get them to stop laughing and start hating, that’s how they can start telling us how to act”. Then you’re programmed.

Hi Paul! Peace and love back to you from another Paul in Memphis, Tennessee, 27 years old.

@@jamespaul7744 Happy New year my friend ✌️

Glad I'm not the only one

Might skip through some intro

Same here. Best reaction channel on KZfaq.

@@elischultes6587 no kap

#facts. 💯💯🔥🔥🍻🍻

This, it’s my favorite one by him 😂

This one, and the "some people need lotion bit" are my favorite. 😂

My favorite part is " Where the fuck is the fuck, oh there it is" well I didn't see it...... anyway, hilarious and because it's true, guys do that.

This is where you yell out the window......

Yes, and its ok to poke fun and laugh at all of our differences. You gotta laugh at yourself and others (with love and respect) . The more we laugh about these things, the more we realize how alike we are.

I highly recommend Morgan Freeman's explanation of why bigotry exists. And yes, having lived in both the US and Canada, stereotypes now equate racism which makes it impossible to have a productive conversation about differences. Everyone is different and it is fine! Only by talking about it and jesting a bit will we get tolerance.

Amen to that.

Bang on the money bro

If you don't want to open up that's when ignorance turns into hatred. Ignorance is unevitable but hatred isn't. It's so easy not to hate.

It’s more true of blacks in particular. Just like Hispanics like really spicy food and play more soccer than whites or blacks do. That’s not a negative thing...it’s a cultural thing that all races have. Nothing wrong with that.

im not a fan of chicken personally, but cornbread is the fuckin best

@@alexblaze8878You really need to get out more. Fried chicken and cornbread is a meal southerners eat constantly. It's the dems in the north that believe "blacks eat chicken and cornbread." Its a southern thing and most black people moved to the north from the south, and still carry our culinary traditions.

@@johnnymcblaze I’ve lived in the Deep South all my life and, while it is certainly enjoyed more in the south than anywhere else, blacks still gravitate towards it more.

Us polys love seafood and pig #islands

I'm 5 days behind you, but I agree! ❤

My first time here too, and thought I was the only one that loved her laughter! I would want a lady that can laugh like this..😍

I wish more people realized this about the powers that be.

They absolutely do. Watch some George Carlin, he breaks it down clearly.

It’s almost as if race has been used by the upper class to divide and distract the lower classes to keep them from uniting against the real issue, which is classism. Don’t get me wrong, racism is abhorrent and wrong. Listen to Poverty of Philosophy by Immortal Technique.

Divide and conquer.

We can't do anything about the owners if we're squabbling amongst ourselves. It's what the owners want.

So, was the girl African American or black? You went further to say that's what black people say about white people. Which is it? She is no doubt, a black American girl and would most likely like to be referred to as a black young lady or woman. Why do white people smell like wet dogs? I don't get that one.

Nia pops in on his podcast a lot. They're hilarious together! They are def couple goals 💕

That was funny..

Cowboys suck

@@briandimattia629 So you're not a John Wayne fan and always wanted the Indians to win. Right on right on.

Im Black, from Philly. He torched the entire city. We loved Bill Burr's rant. Its the shit we do to each other every day. Nobody gets mad.

It's a classic!

For REAL, middle aged white guy here and Fried Chicken is my Kryptonite! its not a Racial thing, its a Flavor Thing

Me too !!!!! Ditto what he said . . .

Same here. I live in the deep south, we all eat chicken, corn bread, greens, watermelon. People make stereotypical jokes, but down here it's normal no matter your color. We also get along and love and help each other much more than the media makes you think.

@Mike Morbuk Another name for them are vegans. Don't worry about trying to identify them though, they'll tell you.

I never understood that growing up in the whitest of white neighborhoods.....when i first heard that stereotype, i was always like, wth, that makes no sense, I love chicken and cornbread. I was probably 7. That's when I realized there are racist assholes among us. Ignorant at least lol.

I guess a specific Conan video would be better because that video has a bit of spoilers in some of his specials

@@yahya9814 True. All of them are great. Way more videos to react to that way.

Those are classic. The Conan videos are how I found these 2.

i can hear him delivering these jokes, love Dave!

Don't like Royal Farms. It's too greasy, salty and gives me heartburn. Coffee and potato wedges are good.

Crazy accurate

Listen to his podcast. Nia makes appearances quite often

@@coltenh581 man she rips him mercilessly! Calls him out on all his crazy shit. Very funny podcast.

@@mikefriend1514 Agreed. It's a lot of fun

Great one!!!!

I have to watch this one too

yes please

Thank you, Silver Bells! I just found it. :) I've never heard of Bill Burr until this reaction video. Now here's that video: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hq2lpNF2mJvHc5s.html

@@granjmy Thanks for pinning that

That de population cruiser ship piece - One of my fave pieces of performance art.

I lived in China for a few years and quickly discovered they think we smell like cheese. Apparently all the dairy we consume makes us smell to people that don't eat a lot of it :D

@@deb8190 Hahahaha!!! OK...so to them we smell like cheese? Had never heard that - but sounds quite possible (since we do in fact eat rel. lot dairy). ;-) Especially when thinking about that to me many ppl who comes from around the "horn of Africa" (ie. Somalia, Kenya, Tanzania for ex.), at least those of them that are muslims typically smells....well, I really don't know what that smell actually is - but it ain't anything good-smelling, that's for sure! Hahaha.... I'm from Sweden (in the dark, cold and windy part of northern Europe) and we have a kind of standing joke about the stereotype of the "typical" immigrant who comes from much warmer regions of the world - and that they often smell like a mixture of garlic, the smell of fried steak and rancid fryin-fat. As well as another stereotypical image of WHY they smell like that. And of course, it is extra funny when sometimes seeing people who actually live up to that stereotype. I'll explain: Since many of those who come here and are used to a much hotter weather naturally finds it rather cold here in Sweden, they consequently often dress themselves to adress that. (And therefore you often see many of these people dress much, much warmer than everybody else...at least until they've become accustomed to the cold here). Consequently you can often see these people wearing rather thick, knitted sweaters - even when they're at home. (Either because they forget to take it off, or because they still cold even though they're inside) And if they forget or ignore to take this sweater off while they're frying food - their sweater will typically, at least sooner or later smell of rancid frying-fat! (A smell that often do not easily come of) Especially so if they don't wash the sweater as often as any other pieces of clothing that you typically wear everyday when inside....and since such a thick knitted sweater is typically used only whenever you go out, under your jacket - they are typically only washed as often as you normally wash your jacket, for ex. And not seldom so since often these sweaters only lends themselves to be dry-cleaned! (And thus shouldn't really be worn when inside...and especially not while frying). ;-) (Well...this was a mistake! Hehehe...I now found out just how hard it is to "export" humor, as well as stereotypes into an another language. And consequently feel quite uncertain whether this will be perceived as funny, at all. However, since I've already written it - I'll let it be. If nothing else - just to see whether anyone finds it funny or not!) ;-)

@@deb8190 hmmm... guess we smell like cows to people in India. The wet dog thing.. I never heard, but it makes sense to me because when I took a shower... and I didn't have any hair spray or anything in my hair.... also I didn't condition my hair the time before when I washed it (I was out of it)... So there was not much of a smell to my hair. When it got wet, I thought it smelled a little like wet dog lol... before I used shampoo... Made sure to condition it that time lol. The one thing that I did hear was that white people smelled like bologna

No worries just stay away from dem suits

U are stupid 🤣