Next Patreon Goal: Build Nick Couch

So pumped for the "Have you dreamed this couch?" shirts

Nick doesn't get owned a lot but when he does it makes my day

aiden's mom gassing up slime's writing is deserved. that piece on his father was genuinely moving and well written.

Someone give Aiden a friendship bracelet immediately or I’ll swing !!!!

Get Aiden a bracelet I'm gonna cry

The Aimen is cringe meme is both hilarious and sad. I feel bad for that grown ass man. He's such a nice guy.

Ludwig: "The male equivalent of having crafts is listening to a podcast and going to the gym" Me, a certified female, listening to this podcast at the gym: 😦

Ludwig was spot on with listening to this at the gym. Literally heard it mid set

Slime really went TOO far by not giving Aiden a friendship bracelet..

I listen to the audio episodes when I'm at work. Then you guys post the new episodes on my day off. You guys make wednesdays and thursdays something to look forward too every week.

I love how excited Nick got when slim gave everyone the bracelets

The male equivalent to having crafts is having an old game console in your closet that you still occasionally bust out from time to time. im like that with my ps2

“give me a shorty that will stay in a facility for an experience” hit so hard 💀

Lug just learning about silent discos is pretty funny

My college had a silent disco and me and a couple friends went and damn it was... an experience. There weren't different djs, but there were different radio stations we could switch to and when THAT song came on, all you could see was the same color on everyone's headphones.

I like how Ludwig thinks listening to podcasts at the gym is a male-only pastime, despite the entire true crime podcast genre thriving.

So like hypothetically IF we made Aiden a friendship bracelet How would we give it to him 🤨

Ludwig not having fun with melee perfectly encapsulates him being a puff main

I dunno why but Nick's "I'm not a top player but I get top player" got me this time. lol

Damn not even a minute 30 in Nick with the fucking banger start He's truly a visionary we need the next Patreon goal to be the Mania Couch

55:40 the cut to the wideshot after being all on slime is masterful

Lud briefly touched on how in games you can only communicate via taunting and "disrespectful movement"... it immediately reminded me of how a certain game handles its taunt features. Apparently, in Guilty Gear, every fighter gets a dedicated "taunt" animation and a dedicated "respect" animation. The prospect of a world where everyone has Ganondorf's sword brandish excites me

Nah as a 27 year old woman with a craft box that bit was CRAZY

The stream lud did about resolutions actually got me to write them down in actionable ways. Im five days in and going strong, thanks lud!

This was the best episode of the yard easy. Loved how natural it was and i think everyone is even funnier when not trying as hard and let the bits form naturally. You guys are smart enough and aware enough to let the comedy just happen. Also just love the non funny/non bit discussions, those pieces are just as engaging and I hope you keep it more like this moving forward.

Aiden has been receiving strays on every episode since Episode #52

The cold open is sad. I imagine when no Coffee bears Slime just drinks the Starbucks alone in his Car.

as a 20 something girl, yes i do have a kindergarten craft box in my closet

ludwig has been playing valorant with slime for the last two nights on stream and i have been loving it! great ep btw

Lud saying SZA when he meant Lizzo and then Nick saying “we’ll talk about it later” is killing me. The only reason Lud didn’t get blasted for it is cause it was in the middle of an ad read lmfao

I wonder if a few months down the line the covid flare up that happened in London this summer could be directly traced back to Aiden's superspreading

week 2 of asking the yardmen to commemorate Breslin’s very real life with a gravestone on the new set

Next Patreon Goal: The Yard Goes to Hong Kong. Slime purposely contracts COVID. They do an episode INSIDE the COVID detention center

I will send aimen a friendship bracelet to match his cow hat and instead of caw we go moo bc we’re just some widdle cows

I like how Ludwig crosses his legs so his crocs are in every shot

I feel like a video with Slime going to a zoo would be kinda fire.

i actually like the couch, keep up the great work nick

I know that it is "Loud = Funny" but i crack up every time Nick screams and kinda peaks the mic

would have been hilarious if slime made a friendship bracelet for zipper

the couch idea is cool. i think i see the vision i wish nick got more time to explain. like maybe an extra 30min to and hour

Honestly the male version of the craft box is just men keeping every spare part you have and a set of Allen keys in a plastic bag or coffee can until you die and never needing them.

Next Patreon goal Aimen earns his bracelet

'this is the plot of the lego movie' LMFAOOOO ... it rly was 🥺

the barn mid set fucks me over because i'll be benching, start laughing, and get my neck snapped by the bar

Great ep to start the new year, genuinely made my day

In this episode Lud comes to bear with the consequences of finally having made his friends rich

“do you like it” slime, in disgust: …no?

As they brought up fantasy football, I am taking this chance to brag. This is my third year playing, and the two years before I got last both times. This year, I won our league. What’s even crazier, I had it on auto-draft because I couldn’t make it the day we drafted (thanks marching band 🙃). All this to say I am hyped with this underdog win

You guys and Pod about List help put me in time warp during my work shifts

awh yes crackin open a cold one, cozying up on the couch, and turning my brightness ALLLL the way up...time to watch the yard😀

Ludwig is a Bad Person Slime is a Loud Menace Aiden is a Quiet Monster Nick is a Rizz GOD

Lud wearing crocks in 4x4 mode while chilling on a pod is crazy

Shouldn't have planted that listening device in the legislature council, hope he get through this

That’s crazy, I was tested positive on arrival too- but l got the option to stay with family, the facilities were actually scary to look at

I listen to the episodes while I am trapped in a music university practice room while blowing into a piece of metal. Thank u guys

Nick is still effortlessly cool in the new year

It’d be dope if The Yard did something like a Trash Taste Special. No schedules but every once in a while they go out and do cool shit.

In no world is slime the funniest in this group lmao, he is at best 3rd

I'm from Hong kong. The covid facility is awful from what i heard from others. Nothing is cleaned, dogshit food, basically a worse prison.

Ludwig was right on the Hawaii pronunciation

Aiden is the best tank player in competitive podcasting

I also have a craft box; enrich your lives bois.

Nicks couch is literally church pew with padding

Oh this is some good yarn. Top notch quality

hi aiden i had the same new years resolution 7 years ago and I still play today, sometimes all you need is a first step

12:30 instant classic back n’ forth

Ranked melee has completely revitalized my love for the game it’s wild

Welcome to the Love Island UK fan club Lud. It’s the most pure form of trash TV + funny accent

It’s so funny that Aiden gets so mad a zipper for fact checking the patreon bonus episode number and then at the end for the bonus ep preview it says ep 77

the slippi hat goes hard

The thumbnail is great and slimes lexapro joke made me laugh a lot

look how happy the friendship bracelets made eamon gamon, i love this little podcast it is my escape after retail shifts that make me want to do what slime tells his fans to do, but im 16 minutes in and this is the gayest podcast yet

Mr. Feeny hasn't been piping the last two episodes, I hope he's alright

We'll put it on the shed, just below the camera shot 😂

1:14:30 Ludwig is the "This with a blunt would be fire" guy but for streaming

“They give your butt such a good time” -Mogul Mail

Hey slime I'm sorry for saying "that was your guy?" When you and lud were playing valorant a couple nights ago and losing to that neon in a death match. Later on heard u say that comment made you angry n ruined your night, didn't mean to. Love the pod

For the 2 people that play dwarf fortress Nick entered a strange mood

Funny story about sign language...school trip to Disney World, we were on the shuttle going to the park. Shuttle is super loud and my friend is hard of hearing so we start cracking jokes and making fun of people in ASL. Little did we know, this girl a grade below us knew everything we were saying because her mother works with deaf students

I like how Slime always says they're doing a shit podcast and not being funny, while I'm dying of laughter all episode

50:28 Why is nobody talking about the bars Lud spit in that ad read. Kept the PCast on course and absolutely toasted Slime☠️

Nicks 70s couch could actually be tight as hell

The best part was when Slime shut down Lud's speech with "ZZZZZZZZZZZZmimimimimimi" and then took the opportunity to parody Nick's dream couch as well. I don't know if Lud/Nick will ever be able to recover from that

Aimen looks like Albert Camus this episode. :)

The male equivalent to crafts is shop projects like woodworking.

friendship bracelets 💖

The censored bit was definitely slime saying he'd be less toxic in some way. Like "won't tell people to kill themselves" or smth

YESS AIDEN!!! I'm learning French rn and I adore it. Everything you said about learning a language and French specifically are my exact thoughts.

Ever dream this couch?

Wait PLEASE if this picture of the couch wasn't put up on the shed yet, put it up.

HAPPY NEW YEAR YARDIGANS

24:51 he revealed it so long ago, but no one thought he was telling the truth

15:00 I am, right this moment, on the train going to the gym. I feel so attacked

Nick is the most powerful yard member

Why is there not a universal sign language today.. Like imagine if that was the world wide common language, French and German, no problem, just sign.

bro. I genuinely thought that couch looks good. I saw the drawing and I was like omg that's nice, and then they shat on it

Only a minute in. Nick you got the industrial designer in you

the absolutely horrendous nick adlibs make this so much better

Ranked melee 6:58 is the same when you play Yu-gi-oh and the enemy just ends up giving up mid way of your combo