Snob is the only man with a conceal and carry for VHS

My first reaction to Brad getting married was "Sweet, now he and Laura can be in the same room alone together!"

Congrats on the marriage, Brad! I just hope you went about this the right way. By getting a giant book full of VERY intrusive questions for her to fill out and then proposing in the baby food aisle, just like in the good ol' days.

Even in an 80's slasher film Tom Hanks is classy as hell.

The "Oh no, not again" qoute in the beginning is from "Spaceballs" and is John Hurt parodying his own role from Ridley Scotts "Alien".

I'd like to imagine the scene right after that ending was just a very awkward conversation and that was showing her internal mindset. The only thing worse than being murdered: having to justify your decisions to a person that doesn't like you.

Married to the Snob II: Married Boogaloo

what a perfect movie after brad's marriage lol. Congrats again!

Congratulations on your marriage, Brad! I hope you and Laura are incredibly happy together! :)

I await the Snob turning into a ringwraith now.

Congratulations on the marriage Brad, you're a lovely dude and I hope nothing but the absolute best for the both of you,

Brad and Linkara released videos with a wedding ring on the same day. ... Did they marry each other?

Seeing Tom Hanks in a slasher film is like seeing Robert Downey Jr in a superhero film. Oh wait

Wow. This is the movie that introduced us to Tom Hanks, one of the greatest actors alive.

1:17 congrats on your wedding, brother!

I bet there are people who watched this that actually think Brad doesn’t know who Tom Hanks is.

Well, I, for one, am glad to hear Brad got married. I was worried my inexplicably strong sexual attraction to him made me some kind of freak or something. Relieved to know there are others like me out there.

Wow! There was an actor in this movie that was in another movie that had a bunch of other actors in it! Ahhhh, that was a great movie, thanks for the memories.

Still a less scary movie than Old Fashioned

OMG! Tom Hank’s first movie.

I want to live in the snobs jacket

'Grats on your wedding, Brad! Glad your bride survived the night before!

I like to think that Hanks plays the same character in Mazes and Monsters. That would add a much needed backstory.

Congrats, Brad. Wishing you many happy years, and hordes of sarcastic children.

It's good you've found someone to hold you when the Nukie flashbacks hit. Congrats, Brad.

The reveal of the jogger was absolutely worth the build-up.

9:27 - "He's a closet!" Really? I thought he was an Armoire?

16:35 _Something Something Dark Forrest Gump_

Damn, even this movie's title is making fun of my love life

Brad reviewing slasher films never fails to brighten my day

Y'know what? I feel like lazing down on a beanbag in my dressing gown with a joint in one hand and a glass of wine in the other listening to retro music on my giant headphones, happy in the knowledge that my throat is not about to be slit.

That whole movie within a movie opening is the Hookman legend. :)

"The Cinema Snob got Married" would make a great film.

That "Oh no. Not again" clip can be used every Buffalo Bills season.

That box art always scared me when I would look at the boxes of horror movies at my parents' video store back in the 80's.

Gotta love a SpaceBalls reference in the first 10 seconds! Congrats, Mr. Snob on your recent marriage.

Congratulations on the marriage and only you can make "He Knows You're Alone" your post wedding episode

"Because she can fix me", fuckin died

I loved that I said WTF when I seen I Tom Hanks and then Cinema Snob said the same thing after I did.

Tom Hanks was there? Really? Wow, he really has an interesting early film career before Forrest Gump and Toy Story... And also a nice curly wig.

An "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" poster behind you on the first episode after you got married? Nice.

I’m starting to watch the review... And Brad just killed it with that reference at the very beginning, I’m laughing so hard! Congrats on the wedding, Brad!

Congratulations on your marriage, Brad!

3:04 that question will haunt me for the rest of my life

I saw this when I was a kid and for quite some time after I was afraid to sit in a movie theater seat.

6:56 I actually remember them using the word 'fag' when I saw this film in theaters in 1980. All subsequent versions had it edited out. This movie is almost a plagiarism of Halloween, scene for scene, except that the killer is not supernatural or spectral - - just a crazed killer - - which makes this movie more of a serial murder flick than a slasher film. Even the theme music sounds the same as Carpenter's: Halloween :-( There must have been at least five different 'DON"T' movies made from the 1970's to the 1980's: Don't Go In the Basement, Don't Look Out the Window, Don't Go in the House, Don't Pick Up the Phone(He'll Know You'r Alone [tagline]), Don't Go in the Forest. I mention this because this film had so many alternate titles.

Grats on the wedding, Snob! :)

i love these types of episodes. simple slasher movie with nice surprising twists. like tom hanks lmfao

If you changed the colon in the title to a coma, this video would be even scarier. By the way congratulations Brad.

Congrads Snob on your marriage. I hope you and your spouse live a happy life.

This was the beginning of the end of the classic Angry Snob era. How i miss thee

That knock off Halloween theme sounds like the Call of Duty Zombie mode music.

Congratulations Brad. ^_^

re: 17:23 - I'm surprised the real killer isn't the Scrambler ride with all its door pins loose.

Congrats on getting married Brad! I wish I could send you a wedding gift!

Huh. Went you mentioned a pre-wedding movie with Tom Hanks, I really just assumed Bachelor Party.

Congrats Brad on the wedding! Here's to a happy marriage!

After all these years, to finally acknowledge your endless jacket movie collection just makes it more perfect!

excellent use of a spaceballs sound clip at the start :)

Congrats, Brad! 3:14 - Didn't know The Eagles/Poco bass player Timothy B. Schmit had a twin sister. P.S. May I suggest the 2007 Lindsay Lohan stinker "I Know Who Killed Me" for the next episode? I think this should be another teamup with the Nostalgia Critic and make it a Christmas episode by making Santa Christ seek payback after the betrayal in North Jerusalem, and relate Christmas, Santa Christ and a Lindsay Lohan decade-long forgotten film from the MySpace age in the fact that the plot of 'I Know Who Killed Me' doesn't make sense at all.

Congratulations, Brad! I wish you the best

let's spice up the music. Laughed my ass off for that one

13:02 Thanks movie, I always wonder what the Ghostbusters car siren would sound like in high pitch.

Congrats Brad how long until we get cinema snob: the next generation or cinema snob Z

BEST. OPENING. EVER!!!!!!!

Congratulations Mr. and Mrs Snob!!!!!

Congratulations, Snob! Many happy years to you both!

Congratulations again Brad! Nice bling and glad to see it ;) So many surprises in this movie esp Tom Hanks! And apparently, the shot for shot remake of the bathroom scene in Scream! I'll have to check that out.

I am so happy you've gotten to this underrated lil horror flick with a young Tom Hanks! Plus it has 4 NBC soap stars from the 70s/80s and Clarence Beaks! I mean John Bender's worst nightmare! I mean John McLane's worst nightmare! I mean...anyway.

Whoa, Brad got married? Congratulations man!

Hooray for getting hitched! Looks like Brad went with the Tungsten ring. Nothing says forever like virtually indestructible metal.

I didn't even know brad was engaged let alone married.

Congratulations, Brad! :) And thx for the Spaceballs reference. ;)

He Knows You're Alone Tom Hanks: "WILSON!!! WILSON!!!"

You and Linkara, both doing the "wedding shock" opening!

Good morning Snob! Interesting to see you posting this early!

As long as you're doing Tom Hanks movies, you should review "Mazes and Monsters." The movies 35th anniversary is coming up in late December. I'm missing the Christplotation movies. I hope there's another one soon.

4:12 POLICE SQUAD! In color!

The most interesting thing about the score was that the main title was used for Project Pat's "Whatever Ho."

The main thing I took away from this is that I really need to watch Ghostkiller. That and your wedding, congrats Brad!

Oh so that's who Linkara married.

Congratulations Brad. best wishes for both of you.

Ok, that start was fantastic xD Also congrats again!

15:31 Mazes and Monsters is a far out game.

8:32 Is that lady eating Frosted Mini Wheats out of a gravy boat? Classy restaurant.

Snob so shook by the wedding ring in his hand, he went full John Hurt!

Congrazzles on the marriage, Brad!

this film was played on one of the first pay cable channels called "the star channel" which I think turned into "the movie channel"

Congrats Brad! Also, I forgot Tom Hanks was in a slasher movie; lots of well known actors starting out in slasher movies

Harry and the hendersons references get me every time. Well played my good sir, well played.

Congrats to you and your new wife.

"The Cinema Snob: HE KNOWS YOU'RE ALONE" Way scarier than this movie.

When I saw this on TV when I was a kid, I thought it was pretty good. Of course, it was the first slasher film I ever saw.

It's kinda like Happy Death Day... Only forgettable... And without the Groundhog Day loop... And self awareness of it being stupid...

Your police squad reference has forever assured me your the G.O.A.T. when satirizing a movie. Well done.

That stabbing sound effect is identical to the parakeet setting on the DSI voice recorder.

I love the intro should that you're wearing a wedding ring. The last time that happened was way back when you reviewed "Curse of the Cannibal Confederates." (Also, nice use of John Hurt from his cameo in Spaceballs.) 3:20- Yeah, I also wish I were watching any of the Scream movies. It's about damn time you made a Police Squad reference on the show. 6:36- The dudes like to talk about "Chicks, man," but the ladies like to talk about "Dicks, girl." After reading Caitlin O'Heaney's Wikipedia page, I was hoping you'd make a Savage Weekend reference. Oh, it makes sense for David S. Pumpkins to make an appearance in a slasher film, even if this was his very first film role. 19:56- At least Warner Bros. didn't come along to edit it down to a mandated runtime while also filming scenes of a bunch of crap no one was asking for, like they did with the theatrical cut of Justice League. I was also thinking of Harry and the Hendersons.

How does the Snob know I'm alone? Also: Congrats, Brad!

20:07 - holy crap! I saw this part of this movie on TV in the early 80s at my uncle's house. (It might have been OnTV or Select TV).

10:51 had me laughing so damn Much! Lol