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@sinazom901024 күн бұрын
Being dribbled by an 80 something years old “dude” is CRAZY😂😂😂😂😂
@maeshelafarren10924 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@nikkinokuphila760723 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@cosmic_sunflower386423 күн бұрын
Imagine 😂😮😢
@tryphosatlotlo653921 күн бұрын
These kids like things 🤣🤣🤣
@petronella_mahuma20 күн бұрын
Dude nagana fela
@kagisotlatsana24 күн бұрын
Who else is like me, they did not understand Laconco’s instagram post but now that Simz is narrating it makes sense? The amount of “oooh” I’ve scrome 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ramoshabamokanna5824 күн бұрын
I was you my dear 😂😭😭
@kagisotlatsana24 күн бұрын
@@ramoshabamokanna58 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@zonkegwayi342024 күн бұрын
Me too 😂😂😂
@nelingwenya425024 күн бұрын
Eyi inamanga lentombazane
@MissCombs151113 күн бұрын
He actually ruined her life. He was her first "man" and she can't get over him. If I were her, I'd take my son to the Zumas, and rebrand herself as a young lady who is available. Manje bit by bit even when a guy THINKS of approaching her she reminds the whole cowntry of Zuma. Bahamba ke abafana 🤷🏽♀️
@RayOfLetsatsi23 күн бұрын
She got dribbled by a senior citizen yoh😭
@mologadimusix19 күн бұрын
😭😭😭
@thashmfiki16114 күн бұрын
Haibo this here comment killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😵😵
@syathokozahlophe901123 күн бұрын
142 years older than her, Mandela did not die for this 🤣😂😂😂😂
@CallMeKatlego24 күн бұрын
I’m just happy that LaC’s career has taken off and she can now live comfortably and provide for her son🥰
@mm-ju6go15 күн бұрын
She shud now learn from her mistake dat a person career is not his character and especially considering his age b8g red flags
@palesambele139724 күн бұрын
”Zuma has been through this process 3 times..” meanwhile the fingers🖐🏽🖖🏾😂😂😂😂
@perthkraya320921 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@priskafundirwa898224 күн бұрын
Dating a whole president and being left broke haaibo kuningi.
@masekoromeo791924 күн бұрын
Zuma is a dead beat father, not supporting his kid.
@nhlanhlanzimande400124 күн бұрын
Yeeeyi kuningi ngempela
@nsilolo597424 күн бұрын
She went in with no strategy. She was just there sisi.
@priskafundirwa898224 күн бұрын
@@nsilolo5974 I would have Ferrari Lamborghini ntoni ntoni . Properties . I don't play . She wasted her virginity for nothing
@vuyokazinkosi381721 күн бұрын
Njani😂
@puseletsoish24 күн бұрын
🤣Simz, please if the news is not being narrated by you then it's not a story worth listening to. I love you ke sana and you are the best in this game ❤
@1phindy24 күн бұрын
"Jacob P.Diddy Zuma" is the most accurate description of the dude.
@noziphonxumalo349424 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@NonoM_124 күн бұрын
Hahaha😅😂😂😂
@Miss_Greatness24 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂Haybo isoka lakwa Zuma paid lobola and did all the right things
@blessingmabaso217213 күн бұрын
Uyabheda wena
@xpnn24 күн бұрын
Ai LaC played her self! That ancestor hit and she walked out with nothing?? Noor man, uBaba has serious game
@SayItAll9124 күн бұрын
Simz is the only person who gave life to that story. 😂😂😂😂😂 as for the circle felt my presence.
@KatMug24 күн бұрын
Heish coz some other lady here on YT tried shem but got upset coz it wasn’t her mother tongue 😅
@missnxumalo7 күн бұрын
The circle part had me laughing alone in my room 😂😂😂😂. Simz is an amazing narrator ❤️❤️
@MphoLephuthi-s24 күн бұрын
It's the scarf for me
@sedikekana24 күн бұрын
Me too😂😂😂😂
@tryphineshumba118124 күн бұрын
It's like she did it for respect to JZ...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂, like if imma talk about you, I will do it respectfully.
@noluthandonyandeni788222 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@lillybianca418520 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@dineomametja327724 күн бұрын
😂when you get naked in front of kids, they'll call you 'dude'😂
@nomcebombhele84219 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@aarongunnz951311 күн бұрын
But the dude ate a nice fresh cake
@LightHouse3107324 күн бұрын
"That boy" was born in the middle of world war 2😭
@tshepangpaile968924 күн бұрын
No gwede mantashe (ice boys)😭😂😂😂😂 Sanlam 😂😂😂😂 i am not even half way this video and i cant stop laughing. Rizz on a 1000 😂😂😂
@KatMug24 күн бұрын
We love you here in the US and these juicy daily updates 🫶🏽
@SimzRight24 күн бұрын
Thank you 😊
@LefenyoEveryday24 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Simz that part about Zuma's circle and his future finished me😂😂
@mamellomotaung412424 күн бұрын
Yoo😂😂😂😂😂😂
@nomthethomgojo689223 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂⚰️
@noluthandonyandeni788222 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@koenajchokwe24 күн бұрын
Not Simz naming Zuma's circle of friends🤣🤣🤣
@nonozi414724 күн бұрын
That part took me out😂
@algreanettespeelman242924 күн бұрын
Lol I ran to the comments kante I'm gonna break my legs coming here 😂😂😂😂
@CharlotteMathabatha24 күн бұрын
The liver 😂😂
@sarahmnyandu662224 күн бұрын
I died a million times😂😂😂 u-Strong u-Laconco xem
@nataschalosper176024 күн бұрын
Yoh😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅
@shweshwe_k817724 күн бұрын
This commentary 😂😂😂😂 I'm finished. LaConco needs to write a book
@buyisileradebe810824 күн бұрын
She needs therapy
@MamaBearSA18 күн бұрын
Reality show ya gage 😢
@nobuhle.kumalo939624 күн бұрын
Please wear shades with that scarf uslimaze worse
@mandisandlovu891424 күн бұрын
Abeg!
@nataschalosper176024 күн бұрын
My thoughts exactly 💯
@vuyokazinkosi381721 күн бұрын
Please and red lipstick
@sandulelamjana21 күн бұрын
😊😂😂yazi asigrate once
@kikilee220324 күн бұрын
😭😭his skin was dropping from his body yoooh 😭i can't with you 😮💨
Girl, you will go under the jail and as management, we will share a cell with you. 👊🏽
@vuyokazinkosi381721 күн бұрын
One pregnant
@ZamangweZwane24 күн бұрын
How much did they pay her ??? the timing is just crazy for me
@fifs4sa24 күн бұрын
Absolutely. She was definitely paid.
@jabulilenenzhelele217924 күн бұрын
She us not much of a big celeb to affect votes. And if you have been following her a while, I guess she decided to clear the air because of her new chapter in life and nathi we must not think she is cheating because she has a new man
@dust_za24 күн бұрын
Do you think she was paid for than she potentially wants the attention for herself?
I heard about this yesterday. I didn't realise it was happening in real time. I had never heard of her before that. What did she expect to happen when she was associating with a whole ancestor? What future? All that man has is a past. But you have to give that man props. He has game. Turned her all the way out and blew her underage back out. She didn't leave a relationship. It left her when it was done. It was an unbalanced equation. It sounded very preachy and gave church elder or first lady. Did we really need to hear all this? But we her online in laws are here for it.
@faithmnisi493824 күн бұрын
Online inlaws🤣🤣🤣
@KiTumetsi24 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉
@gofaonemotlogelwa492524 күн бұрын
Blowing an underage back is called p3d0philia my dear...NOT GAME.
@maropengcandy742324 күн бұрын
No president has as much public scandals as Zuma. His sex life and love life always in the public 😅
@MsNandi00124 күн бұрын
jacob P Diddy Zuma 🤣🤣🤣 your narration is world class. I love it
@itsJustDia24 күн бұрын
Simz when I get fired how will I buy data???🤣🤣🤣🤣 azange ngihleke kanje🤣🤣🤣🤣 69 year old what???
@tshepangpaile968924 күн бұрын
Isoka (142 years)😂😂😂😂
@Mbuyiselo524 күн бұрын
😭🤣🤣🤣 “Insizwa!” 😎 We’ve all taken L’s in life but le yokudriblishwa ibeneficiary ka SASSA🚮
@devrolll24 күн бұрын
😂😂I froze when you said P Diddy🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheTsikiWife24 күн бұрын
The timing. This is politically motivated though. 🤷 but anyway...👍
@thandocele294524 күн бұрын
My thoughts exactly hey...
@violetseeiso802524 күн бұрын
If the is one thing I learned from Diddy’saga is that we have to be careful with always assuming that people are after something when they express their pain especially as a woman!!
@judithmuna106817 күн бұрын
@@violetseeiso8025 bekathuleleni? Hayi suka
@judithmuna106817 күн бұрын
They really bore me these kids. They never learn nje, bored akahambe nentanga zakhe, leave like a lady quickly and quietly
@sinethembamakopeni24 күн бұрын
"Even if his skin was dropping from his body" 😭🤣💀
@Ma_Khumalo24 күн бұрын
I've been waiting for you since early this morning because laba abanye angibezwa kahle😢
@NomondePatani-sv5bj24 күн бұрын
😂😂😂❤
@snowzondi869024 күн бұрын
cha impela nami angizwanga🤣🤣🤣🤣
@flowerlindz24 күн бұрын
I howled when you said Gwede Mantashe😂😂 and then you mentioned 😂avbob sanlam and i perished mntaka dad
@fezilemgcina106921 күн бұрын
“AmaPresident aseAfrica mabi yaz “😭😭😭😭✋🏾
@phutymaja830324 күн бұрын
Mpotse fela e whole society ya di pensioners 🤣🤣🤣
@juliatladi501324 күн бұрын
Ancient Dragons 😂🤣😂
@Kayb19322 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@namhlatasha21 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 ice boys
@girlgonewisej24 күн бұрын
“There was a 100 year age gap between them…” bahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MbalenhleB24 күн бұрын
Never a dull day with you Simz😂😂😂 your a true story teller ❤
@mashrohingya939723 күн бұрын
I can’t get how funny this video is🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Smz is the funniest human being I have ever come across 😂😂😂😂😂
@Pan_Bloom24 күн бұрын
yoh lmfao . . .that part of circle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@puseletsoish24 күн бұрын
"skin dropping from the body" yoh Simz ngeke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@namhlatasha21 күн бұрын
Imagine nje yhooo😂
@ZandileNgubeni24 күн бұрын
Listening to Sims is my therapy, love how you narrate your stories 😂😅❤
@nompumelelomphuthi292324 күн бұрын
Wasting her virginity for an old old old madala C's of fame..and then said she was not doing it for marriage but her choice 😢😢
@thandekancube321224 күн бұрын
Waisting her virginity 😮 heeeee confused
@user-yp8ri7tz5e24 күн бұрын
Cabanga ubutshitshi buhambile kanjalo njee yooo😭😭
@Mayahbo23 күн бұрын
😂😂
@cebilenkabinde149323 күн бұрын
That girl knew what she was doing but I ain't mad at her though 😅😅😅
@vuyokazinkosi381721 күн бұрын
Yhooo
@mologadihazellegodi862624 күн бұрын
The circle part sent me😭😭😭😭🤣🤣
@kikilee220324 күн бұрын
😩😭which future was he seeing vele 😂😂yooh simz can we be besties 😭🤣
@sithobelokuhleamy727020 күн бұрын
LaConco should date Burkina Faso's president. He is young and the right kind of daring ❤❤❤❤plus he is intelligent and powerful
@YouTuber1111122 күн бұрын
The fruits of being an understanding girlfriend and dating a married man. 😭 That NDA was supposed to pay her to shut up, she’s not serious. Yoh I’d be living comfortably ke mna sana 🥲🤣
@Kayb19322 күн бұрын
Yoo I would be rich somewhere across the world
@justkuhle985224 күн бұрын
"to thing about ama President ase Afrika mabi yazi" aybo Simphiwe😂😂😂
@nonozi414724 күн бұрын
Not you calling ubaba P Diddy😂
@Peachcobler2223 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@MakaEnzoOfficial24 күн бұрын
Let me get this LaConco’s story. She was ok allowing a whole ancestor into her birthing equipment but she was ‘very respectful’ about asking imali from JZ? 😂😂😂😂she has something coming up angeke 😂. Let’s not forget she wanted her cast members to ‘Google’ her 😂😂😂😂. Women that allow their virgin daughter to attend umhlanga are grooming their own kids into unhealthy relationships.
@peacelover276724 күн бұрын
The president of Burkina Fasoo is her age mate and is not ugly 🤣
@jerminahmotsapi610123 күн бұрын
“ o bua ka bo Gwede Man* “ 😂😂😂😂mbore Simz yoooooooo
@preciouss_duchess21 күн бұрын
The best storyteller ... ngaze ngahleka 🤣🤣🤣
@ziyandashozi790524 күн бұрын
Simz we love you mntase ❤️ your content is always on point… Much love sister ❤
@Ma_Khumalo24 күн бұрын
Ukhuluma kuzwakale, straight to the point and that's why she's my favorite❤
@QueenP08104 күн бұрын
I really cant stop laughing. Wa re P Diddy??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Th circle part kept me in stitches. I watched this video many times...🤣🤣🤣🤣
@janesekgota133422 күн бұрын
I had this story many a times and I thank God for raising her from the ashes.This is a lesson to all girls that parents have more knowledge and experience than us.She Lancoco was swepawy by what the old man told him and did not listen to her parents.One other thing was to ask herself,All the women that came before her,why did they live.It is indeed a long queen and all of them have been accused of something.Anyway she learnt the hard way.
@JeanetteMoseneke23 күн бұрын
Thank you Simz for clarity on this story & the jokes...o re "his skin was falling off his body" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@stellastar6317 күн бұрын
Not 10043 years old 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️😂😂😂 Simz, you're the best! You would do so well in comedy ❤
@thebpod.307422 күн бұрын
Not Simz being such a goated entertainment reporter 🔥🔥🔥🔥😭😭😭 all I did was laughing cos our sister guys🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥
@silindokuhlekubheka513723 күн бұрын
You have gained yourself a follower with this video. I laughed my lungs out😂😂😂
@phuminkosi528324 күн бұрын
No matter how many times I might have heard a story, kodwa no one reports sgaxa's like Simz Right... I always look forward to watching and hearing your reports Simz ❤💯
@sifisosithole963122 күн бұрын
She can summarise shame, others took them 1 hour to tell this story
@enhlemthembu124724 күн бұрын
86 9 year old😂😂😂😂 the math ain’t mathing 🤷🏿♀️
@Unique2023-23 күн бұрын
New Subscriber here 👋🏾, you are hilarious 😂 😂 😂 😂
@juliatladi501324 күн бұрын
Simzzz😅😅"" obuwa kabo Gwede Mantashe that time""".... Naye bathong the Ancients Dragons felt her presence😂🤣😂
@msvee132022 күн бұрын
Just had surgery don’t know , why I opened this one now my pain is 10x from laughing 😂😂😂
@nthabisengsehlabelo445324 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 Simz mara ke eng heh !!! I died when you mentioned the circle
@kgotatsothobejane676124 күн бұрын
His circle kebo Gwete Mantashe took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@slindilembhele542124 күн бұрын
The way I love the terms vinky vonko🤣🤣and the birth & wors equipment 🤣🤣🤣 I even repeated that part.
@akanimaluleke221724 күн бұрын
Yeeer u killed me 😅😅😂 definitely following
@Babes_Womgosi24 күн бұрын
What a woman!! We love LaC
@phumimlonzi873418 күн бұрын
Not the bodyguard of Beijing 😂
@flowerlindz24 күн бұрын
Her body is under construction?😂😂 Aowa bathong
@lihleboyce316424 күн бұрын
Kodwa usile mntase angekhe your intro kept me glued to this video😅
@aviwegebuza937624 күн бұрын
I was waiting for this video. I knew I was going to get all the juice 😂😂😂
@sinethembamajola592824 күн бұрын
His circle is who? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hayi Simphiwe
@DaughterOfZionLebo24 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This was hilarious! You roasted our 'former' Simz😂
@lmkleafintheforest399724 күн бұрын
Skin dropping yooooooo I'm done😅😅😅😂😂😂
@khumalolungile97324 күн бұрын
😂😂😂 ubiza abomkhulu bethu ngeCircle😂
@sheilladovle496924 күн бұрын
Laconco wasted her virginity shame 😏
@thabilekhumalo-yn8hw24 күн бұрын
Eiy Simz kodwa!😂😂😂
@sylviamodise388724 күн бұрын
O bua ka bo Gwede Mantashe😂😂😂sizoboshwa Simz. ❤
@user-tx6ph6zb4s15 күн бұрын
Ow 😅 MG uvelaphi thiza ukuhleka kangaka She can't go down you made my night ..Skeem Sam ..everything you said it's entertaining excellent
@ntombizd23 күн бұрын
Yhooo that mkhulu is something else😅😅😅
@noluthandomakhaye101124 күн бұрын
Ubuwa ka Gwede mantsashe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@maryllstuurman151413 күн бұрын
'Not our tax'...lol you crack me up
@Leylaswisdom24 күн бұрын
Hi mtase I'm substribing 😂😂😂You funny like that
@olebogengojay596924 күн бұрын
Gwede Mantashe😭😭😭😭😭😭
@kagisotlatsana24 күн бұрын
Yoh Jacob ene bathung 💔💔💔💔
@hoppykubs136823 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂Bona you just made me understand everything. I went to read whatever she wrote aaaah your version was better😂😂😂 You are funny
@sarahmnyandu662224 күн бұрын
Heeeee Simz o worse xem its "Ice Boy's" dat killed me more like mkhulu gang😂😅😂😅
@Bokamoso_Kaisara24 күн бұрын
❤❤❤Because of Simz ke rata ditaba🤞 Love you Girl
@zandilenkosi112824 күн бұрын
🤣😂😂all the way. Bathong follow your sisterrrr!!! Ukilled me. She’s your age--she’s lived,uphilile😂🫣Simz uwrongo sana
@thatongema342224 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅 nna Simz ke sharp ka wena 😂😂😂😂
@previous63324 күн бұрын
Yooh, you are good in narrating the story. You look good though ❤️❤️❤️
@Rhee_Fitness24 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂 I’m in stitches “amapresidents wase Africa mabi”
@Kayb19322 күн бұрын
😢😢😢😢😂😂😂😂😂😂
@KiTumetsi24 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 Simz!! You are 🔥
@bongiwemapoma463010 күн бұрын
Hai nor ga o normal... The way I laughed
@lazolayani227122 күн бұрын
Not Pdiddy Zuma 🤣😂🤣😂😂bazoktshisa wena 😂😂😂😂
@nanapato89424 күн бұрын
Simz should have a tv channel edlala 24/7 🤣🤣
@slindokuhletile948324 күн бұрын
“Under the jail”😂😂😂
@amanda763524 күн бұрын
The way I smiled when I saw the caption 😂😂😂😂💞💞💞
@aggiematlhadisha566624 күн бұрын
Mina I love simz, she is saying it as it is, love u girl