If you ever test kids' headphones again, you should add "chewing on the chord" to the "man-child tantrum" test. Chewing on the chord is how my child ruined her last two sets of headphones.

"Kids shows are just a fevered dream" .... no truer statement has ever been uttered by a human with working eyes.

the thought of a full grown man slamming headphones against the floor while screaming about jdm wheels and frogs genuinly warms my heart

The best thing to hear in a dank pods video is “oh my god it has a microphone!” The instant joy that sets in

The fake kids tantrums were amazing. "These wheels aren't JDM. They can't be seen on my vintage Honda"

"I hurt myself in my confusion!" That got me a lot harder than it should have.

I love his ability to just go on like a muppet talking about absolutely nothing when he finds a mic

Dankpods drinking game: EASY: Drink whenever... - he's talking about how our ears face forward - he's tears a manual in half - he's screaming at a text on some box or in some manual - he's "ah my pkcell" - he's getting the Sexy Speaker - he gets the "Freakish Ears-on-a-stand" - he's talking about him being a musician - he's pointing out if an aux cable is gold plated or not MEDIUM: Drink whenever... - he's talking about sound-quality - he get’s off-topic - he says “my boi” - he's yelling into a microphone - he blows up an earphone - he thinks that the biggest companies make the worst crap - he talks about iPod nanos - he brings up something better as a comparison to what he is reviewing - he breaks something on purpose with or without the 1grit - he says stuff about the cable HARD: Drink whenever... - the HD-Six-Hungos are better - he talks about iPods - he starts singing and screaming random gibberish - when the stinkphones are sounding shit - when the stinkphones sound like kid's percussions - when Frank IMPOSSIBLE: Drink whenever... - it's never enough

Just the thought of seeing a full grown adult smashing kids headphones against the ground screaming plum liquor makes me laugh my ass off.

The quick blink of text says "I'm sorry that the camera was out of focus. I aim to do my best and today I have failed you. Now many will go on wondering if they truly were called the Rockpapa's, which no doubt will weigh heavily on folks mentally. I hereby pass the blame to Frank as she is unable to argue back" Edit: Yo 2k likes

4:00 "That mean it's good for fat kids" I almost spit out my drink. Holy shit 😂

By far the best thing on this channel is just ominous “PLUM LIQUEUR” in the distance

The tantrum test is by far the funniest thing Dank's come up with all year. Yes, even more than the mic test stories.

"I said I wanted plum liqueur with my Ferrero Roche's" is genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life. I genuinely lost it when I heard it, and I also imagined a little chubby British kid in like a tweed suit bashing a pair of Mezze Elite's as he yells at his butler for not getting him his plum liqueur.

OMG the manchild tantrum had me crying! Your improv skills are still my favorite thing about your channel.

0:00 Intro 0:02 Homade BB 5001 iStereoDock 0:32 RockPapa Over Ear Stereo Headphones Earphones, for Adults Kids Childs Boys Girls, Noise Isolating, Adjustable, Heavy Deep Bass for iPhone iPod iPad MP3 MP4 Players SmartPhones Computer Headphone Green & Black 0:47 Pause 2:48 Zamkol ZH100 5:40 JBL JR300BT Blue/Orange 8:23 ??? 10:16 Highly scientific stress test - 11:09 Test results 12:59 Patreon credits 13:14 Outro 13:19 Frank

Another day of Dank's curiosity leading him down an abyss of jank for our viewing pleasure!

I love how happy he gets when he discovers they have mics, the man baby we wish we all could be!

"those wheels aren't even jdm" - I felt that.

12:18 this it what I imagine murder sounds like

I like the ones that are full sized but also for kids. There are few things more hilarious than watching my four-year-old jam out while she also desperately tries to keep them in place.

"those wheels aren't JDM and not for my vintage Honda" literally every JDM nerd ever

Someone needs to make a DankPods bingo card set. Panels like "pog cell" "the 1 grit" and "mic test"

Dankpods screaming " _Plum liquor!!_ " while aggressively beating headphones against the ground, in the background is the best out of context thing I've ever witnessed

Poor frank having to deal with the stress of complaints, hope she pulls through

0:48 “I’m sorry that the camera was out of focus. I aim to do my best and today I have failed you. Now many will go on wondering if they truly were called the Rockpapa’s, which no doubt will weigh heavily on folks mentally. I hereby pass blame to Frank as she is unable to argue back” stuff like this is why i love this channel

This video made me think of a nightmare start-up that sells subscriptions to a service that streams your device's audio to a pair of audiophile-grade headphones going into a set of freakish ears on a stand and streams it back to you. You can choose which model of headphones you want to use.

My sleepy eyes made me read this as "Headphones made FROM children" and woke me up. Now I can't sleep at all

The breathy wheeze-laugh when something catches his attention is the most infectious thing.

The tantrum about ferrero rocher's totally caught me off guard and had me actually outwardly laughing. Thanks for that!

3:13 That's a joke I had forgotten was a curse that came along with my name. Thanks, you just revoked 1 hour of sleep from me for the next couple days

“Cute but one of the shortest things I’ve ever seen” that’s what she said

Me 2019: "no way i could tell apart crappy headphones from good ones" Me 2021, watching Dankpods: "oh my gosh! I hear a difference!"

The hinges give it more freedom of movement therefore it could take hits easier. The lack of hinges made it rigid, so there wasn't any room to dissipate the tantrum

7:07 lmfao this is hilarious

JBL are surprisingly good more than I realised. I recently bought a new gaming head sets by JBL and they are so good. They are really comfortable and have great quality sound.

Freaking love this channel. Can't decide whether "hurt myself in my confusion" or the second batch of "plum liqueur!" was funnier to me.

My uncle got my cousins a pair of AirPods max’s EACH. Ryan’s toy review has never sounded this good.

The word tolerating had me spitting my drink 😂

I now would like to see the man-child tantrum test on all future headphone reviews.

The man child tantrum test is my favorite dank pods test of all time. Hahaha 🤣

I was watching Ashens do a headphone test the other day, imagine my disappointment when he tested the mic and it wasn’t Dankpods doing a story. Never mind Spider-Man that’s the collab we need.

the sheer amount of creativity this man puts in his stories.

I cry-laughed at the Tantrum test, I really needed that today 😂

"Denkpods is confused" "it hurt itself in its confusion" *-5 hp*

for the record, those "rockpapas" are quite generic. in fact my family bought me 3 pairs of headphones that looked the exact same as the rockpapas with different branding and in under 2 days they all died internally. Good thing my Sony MDR-XB550s (that don't even have a headstrap anymore bc of just putting them on and off for multiple years and require me to wear a damn hat to keep 'em on my head) are still going strong!

This is one of the best yet 😂 the mic test on this was the best ever just like oh yeh, it has a microphone!

0:18 Even when I was a young kid, these things terrified me.

When he said there was another "test" for the headphones, I instantly knew it would involve Scarlett Fire.

The tantrum segment at 10:37 is pure gold, perfect to send to someone without context as a form of rickroll

"I said I wanted *plum liquer* with my ferero rocher! IT"S NOT A FERERO ROCHER WITHOUT *PLUM LIQUER*!" fucking. DYING.

6:51 hey man that's a pretty average size

"the tantrum test" needs to be a PSA for prospectus parents. AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Even through my phone speaker or iPad, I can still hear the quality difference between the headphones

happy holidays, dank, i love your videos and i hope you have a wonderful new years.

Seeing a grown-up smash kid-headphones is the best moment from last year. Thank you

it’s absolutely hilarious to me that he compares $10 kiddie headphones from kmart to professional level quality $400+ headphones. poor kmart nuggets never stood a chance from the start

They have 100% been selling those Rockpapas (under various names) since at least 2013. I had a pair of headphones back then that were exactly like that except with a different color scheme (red and black) and a slightly different cable. Other than that it's totally the same plastic castings used, with that little silver disc on the sides. Although, the quality of the glossy plastic on the rockpapas looks a touch more dollar store-esque than what they used on my old bois. They were cromulent for my child ears.

I really have to say, the JBL’s actually impressed me. As for the others and how much they were….. please just get your kids quality headphones! Thank you again for the amazing content Dankpods!

7:09 I love that “uHhH” 😂

10:46 man i can't count how many times I've heard this tantrum amongst adults

There needs to be a children's audiophile pair, able to fit small heads, able to "last", have fairly balanced and clear sound and not be so loud that they damage their hearing

Can we appreciate the fact that we see the old cameras and the watch featured in later videos during the headphone testing segments? Cause I appreciate that-

really nailed the manchild act with the jdm wheels fit lmao

The reason I think the JBLs did as good as they did against the "Tantrum Test" is actually BECAUSE of its moving parts. When the impact came in there were loose joints that the force could be dispersed through meaning the parts can bounce safely, the rigid ones had no give, so all the force was absorbed by the material, meaning there was no dispersion, no bounce, so they broke.

Sometimes I forget dank is a car guy, that JDM wheel tantrum caught me off guard 😂

Watching a grown man have a tantrum Made me drop laughing

I am 99% sure I had the jBL ones in black when I was younger and as ironic as it might sound: those were the ones that got me interested in „good sound“! Before that I always used those round apple in ears to look cool and from there it was such a step up!

11:34 actually had me laughing. I didn't think they'd get that damaged.

I’m envious of how happy this man is

11:39 straight up turned the frog phones into a double clef

Lost it at "I hurt myself in my confusion"! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Look how handsomely that's yellowed", boy I hope someone says that about me when I go obsolete.

I gotta hand it to JBL. As much as I hate their 3 inch long cables, they know how to make durable products. I have a set of their wireless buds that are almost 2 years old now and for how much paint I've gotten on them and how many times I've dropped the buds themselves onto the floor, they still sound great and don't show one bit of wear other than the little bits of paint in the button crevices that I can't get out

9:13 lol why did that actually sound like a good beat drop???

I got a pair of those “Rockpapa” headphones from Menards (a home improvement store) a good 8 years ago and the ear muffs bits got so hard and uncomfortable after a while. Mine were red and black though.

After the move outrage the user gets confused so look out for that

I am genuinely surprised, how this man manages to pump out these videos so frequently. Thank you, one of these reliably make my day every time!

“you can spell your name, or rude words, like incontinent” that made me laugh way more than it should’ve

I nearly died at the Tantrum part with the "I said I wanted Plum Liqueur with my Ferrero Rochers, It's not a Ferrero Rocher without Plum Liqueur" 😂

The funny thing in a kid headphones idea is that children can hear much wider range of sound than adults, yet their headphones did the opposite.

Mate, I found out HyperX made a planar magnetic gaming headset in a mixmax with Audeze. That's got to be something you have to put on your to do list, they sound insane! Also, as a former fat kid, I'm glad they're making headphone for kids with overdeveloped heads.

Bro I love every time a mic is in a vid cuz u say the most Aussie sh when u test them

Dankpods used tantrum, it hurted himself in it’s confusion

I live for the little essays he writes every time the camera goes out of focus.

5:45 hey its a pair ive used before! Really cheap sounding, really annoying because they constantly whine at you when they are like 50% battery, but actually really comfortable for laying down. Yeah these where my sleep headphones for a while.

You know, with as many times as you've said that good audio stuff stays good, I wonder if the Rockpapa's adjust as far up as they do because they're meant to potentially be the only set of headphones a person ever needs. Like, you'd buy them for your 8 year old, and they'd still fit when the kids in their 30s. Edit: The fact that they survived the Tantrum test confirms it for me. Built to last.

The set dressing for the ears on a stand has become professional. Where did the Dank I’ve grown to love go?

That tantrum test almost had me in tears, I was laughing so hard.

Hard impacts affect tense/rigid things a lot more than loose things. Loose things are more compressible, which means they can absorb the momentum of collisions easier. That's why the big blue and orange bois didn't make it

Your mic tests are the only things keeping me alive these days tbh

Never thought in my life that I watch a man pretend to be child so he can beat some headphones on to a carpet to see if they'll break. I'm so glad I'm here despite the fact that I'm not even an audiophile. I'm just hear for the weird dog and the AAA's

"Cute cable but it's also one of the shortest things I've ever seen." That's what she said.

It never ceazes to amazes me how these shitphones turn proper jazz into elevator tunes.

Dank's neighbour in his garden minding his own business and suddenly he can hear a distant "Plum Liquor! 'smack' Plum Liquor! 'smack'".

Well done dank! I loved this vid (even tho it the first one I watched from ur channel) new sub earned :)

So I’ve realized that the Freakish Ears on a Stand only provide an accurate representation of soundstage with in-ears since it’s a binaural mic rig, thus making headphones sound artificially wide while using anything else

"what do childrens headphones sound like" Dank you a legend and make us all smile

I am LOVING those blue and orange headphones, that colour is a massive vibe!

4:34 *Unessacary mini story time!!* I bought countless micro USB cables just to charge a phone and they always break at the metal bit. It's like this style of USB wasn't ment to be made.