Heavy Rain: The Worst Timeline
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6 жыл бұрынWatch the previous video here: • Heavy Rain: Criken's P...
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Listen up folks, it's time I taught you a trick or two about raising your kids and being a dang cool dad while doing it. First step just gotta play some swords with them every once in a while second step probably don't help your wife get the plates also don't forget to pack two dollars in your wallet in case balloon man comes a calling
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@bronbust4797 6 жыл бұрын
"She lived and escaped" CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
@LPyxel 6 жыл бұрын
*FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP*
@DangerZone200 6 жыл бұрын
yeah that saw slash across the throat wasn't fatal at all XD
@DarkSignal59 6 жыл бұрын
LIES!!
@kashmanmelanin 6 жыл бұрын
Bronbust lolololololol
@propastypete1958 6 жыл бұрын
So Madison got her throat slit, but just ignored it, walked away and lived happily ever after, and Norman Jayden got the shit kicked out of him, fell into a grinder, but didn't and flew away. God damn, David Cage, you've done it again!
@brendondellinger355 6 жыл бұрын
If I hadn't have already played this game I'd honestly believe you after watching TheSw1tcher play through Omnikron *SHIVERS*
@SofaSorcererSam 6 жыл бұрын
Also, Ethan found an antidote to the poison and continued to be negligent... i mean a really good dad.
@gothicsoldier 6 жыл бұрын
"'Game overs' are a failure of game design" - David Cage
@ngastakvakis4425 6 жыл бұрын
Game overs*, quote properly.
@gothicsoldier 6 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure I understand; it does say game overs.
@ethanrichards01 6 жыл бұрын
"Still in the bathroom." X to Doubt.
@NuttyS404 6 жыл бұрын
He fucked everything up and in the end still saved Jason i am impressed
@NarwhalKing5610 6 жыл бұрын
Well, it is a David Cage game... There aren't many ways to lose.
@muffchuff9220 6 жыл бұрын
*SHAUN*
@siriusburai1291 6 жыл бұрын
*S H A U N*
@anacetiefighterpilot9489 6 жыл бұрын
*S H A U N*
@VennKett 6 жыл бұрын
But he truly failed because he didn't get the SHAUN ending
@Drokash 6 жыл бұрын
Wow, Criken is such a good gamer! He managed to get the best ending in the game on the first try without anyone dying! What a pro streamer! DISCLAIMER: I have *not* been bribed- I mean paid to say this.
@bofabett9827 6 жыл бұрын
You seem to be bribed by CRIKEN. Why cant criken just play the game seriously?
@droid88-b56 6 жыл бұрын
Why do that, when you have the option not to?
@mrwet7559 6 жыл бұрын
Drokash Lmao
@muffchuff9220 6 жыл бұрын
Y'all are stupid
@Mesataki 6 жыл бұрын
criken play seriously - does not compute
@dariab3122 6 жыл бұрын
The legend says that to this day, the chat is still butthurt over Criken letting Madison die...
@muffchuff9220 6 жыл бұрын
📦
@Masterchezze 6 жыл бұрын
and that scene with the baby
@jermainereyem7635 6 жыл бұрын
Why were they defensive over Madison? Did people actually care about the characters in this goofy ass David Cage game?
@jakejutras2733 6 жыл бұрын
Evan Meyer David Cage is a golden god and his games are under appreciated!
@lelouchlamperouge600 6 жыл бұрын
Jake Jutras Lol no
@rpsteele12 6 жыл бұрын
Watching Criken play Heavy Rain is like indulging in a really vicious edging session
@richardavelino7383 Жыл бұрын
Holy fuck
@ChulHakSan 6 жыл бұрын
That editing really hit all the notes and more, unlike Criken.
@dasmause5682 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for reminding me how Heavy Rain manages to put filler into a single linear game
@Mat-zf9bf 6 жыл бұрын
Shhhh. That's "New Age Indie" content.
@AbandonedVoid 6 жыл бұрын
"Game." It's more like a visual novel without the convenience of being able to sit down and think about choices.
@dasmause5682 6 жыл бұрын
And without those choices actually mattering
@mons3020 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah it does. You can kill off the main characters by screwing around. Madison, for example. The detective with the glasses can die in the crusher as well. They don't come back.
@mons3020 6 жыл бұрын
That's the point. I mean, it's like being able to alter a movie that you're watching. That's the idea.
@qturbop5142 6 жыл бұрын
"There was genital relief this morning when the police announced that they had found Shaun Mars alive, more than four days after his disappearance."
@Mlow44 6 жыл бұрын
I genuinely believe Criken played this game with the gravitas it deserved: absolutely fucking none because the game itself is a bad joke.
@34marmarmar 6 жыл бұрын
amen to that
@happygenki2053 6 жыл бұрын
For some reason watching the “fail everything” is extremely painful to watch
@Seremy 6 жыл бұрын
i feel ya
@Dan-uj8rl 6 жыл бұрын
It just made me angry
@frankwoods1531 6 жыл бұрын
he didnt fail every thing he saved Shaun
@GrantTheHierophant 6 жыл бұрын
Painful. Though I got to see what happens when Mista' FBI is the only one who shows up, which was pretty cool.
@nickandbarry1777 6 жыл бұрын
See there are things that ARE rather funny messing up, the eggs, the beginning of the game, and the piano, things like that. But it just loses its charm of 'OH DANG NABBIT I MESSED UP!' when you let every character die and you could but chose not too. (The bathroom chase was cringe but hilarious)
@Mlow44 6 жыл бұрын
3:02 "I can make another son, but I can't make a new finger..."
@55lakeman 6 жыл бұрын
This was a good video, but my god was it like jamming toothpicks underneath your finger nails to watch as a stream.
@exterminator1776 6 жыл бұрын
Ben Hart I didn't see the stream. Was it boring or cringey or something else?
@55lakeman 6 жыл бұрын
It was cringey because he was constantly making the jokes you see in the video but there was no editing and a lot of them weren't funny
@EnviedShadow 6 жыл бұрын
The stream was better, honestly. Ben Hart is wrong, and chat was hilariously butthurt the whole stream.
@55lakeman 6 жыл бұрын
If you liked the stream that's cool, but as for me I prefer the video
@SofaSorcererSam 6 жыл бұрын
subjective arguments are always fun to read. :)
@AntonErgo 6 жыл бұрын
Game : "but thou must" Criken : "no" repeat ad infinitum. profit.
@Akanint 6 жыл бұрын
It's like I'm watching a 90s action movie starring the clumsiest man alive.
@blakehealey991 6 жыл бұрын
Wow great job Criken, for a second there I was worried some of the characters were going to die. What a close shave!
@bobbyferg9173 6 жыл бұрын
Even watching an edited video this is painful to watch. I only wish those who watched the stream found a good psychologist
@SonicLuke1 6 жыл бұрын
Oops, criken 'accidently' left during the part during a huge quick scene event.
@SleeperJauffre 6 жыл бұрын
The peak of his comedy, for sure.
@34marmarmar 6 жыл бұрын
he knew that the scene was just filler, the cop finds the kid anyway
@Necron1999 6 жыл бұрын
These videos are great because it’s the same joke repeated five-thousand times.
@muffchuff9220 6 жыл бұрын
yes
@Sprech41 6 жыл бұрын
Sort of like Heavy Rain itself. BECAUSE THE ENTIRE GAME IS A JOKE HEYOOOOOOOOO
@muffchuff9220 6 жыл бұрын
Sprech41 Have you just insulted my grandmother?
@muffchuff9220 6 жыл бұрын
Jimmy De'Souza Thank you Saheid
@colin-campbell 6 жыл бұрын
Also the fact he conveniently goes to the bathroom for the chase scene.
@FrightShark 6 жыл бұрын
I'm wracking my brain trying to figure out why people are so mad about this video
@Predator20357 4 жыл бұрын
It’s been two years and did you figure it out? I heard it was a problem for the streaming of it
@TOFWHY 6 жыл бұрын
I don't remember if Madison even has a purpose anyway
@sock2828 6 жыл бұрын
everybody is so butthurt that criken played the game exactly how you would expect him to play the game.
@MasterKcoop 6 жыл бұрын
"HEY CWACKA", the black guy says in the whitest of voices.
@karawithgun8148 5 жыл бұрын
"This is how black folk talk, right?" -David Cage
@BadyearOakarus 6 жыл бұрын
The fact that this game exists means we're all in the worst timeline
@ImmortalKombat666 6 жыл бұрын
This is the best Heavy Rain playthrough ever
@amirdlimi8196 6 жыл бұрын
*THEN HE ESCAPED UNHARMED*
@TheG_Boy 6 жыл бұрын
I just love how he tried pumping the blood back in her
@dylansterling9128 6 жыл бұрын
This shortened my life span by at least 5 years
@danielmarco7777 6 жыл бұрын
Don’t know why people are saying this video was bad, I really enjoyed it and found myself laughing at so many things, keep up the good work Criken! :)
@franchised1 6 жыл бұрын
some say the eggs are still cooking to this day...
@winter2491 6 жыл бұрын
am I the only one that thinks the detective man sounds like tomato gaming
@comedygamescollective 6 жыл бұрын
I understand all the hate and frustration but I absolutely loved this series, Criken's commitment to this bit is outstanding considering it can turn everyone against him. That bathroom bit was some of the funniest shit I've seen on KZfaq! The man is brilliant in acting stupid! My favorite thing he has produced since Children of the Bean!!
@TheSpeedyCola 6 жыл бұрын
19:20 that editing got me XD
@slamman9386 6 жыл бұрын
14:01 a whole new meaning of "Sleeping with fishes"
@portalmaster2 6 жыл бұрын
I've never seen someone fuck this playthrough up so bad and I love it
@KaliTakumi 6 жыл бұрын
First video I've seen of yours. Wasn't planning on watching more than 30 seconds; watched the whole thing. Subbed.
@megamonkey91 6 жыл бұрын
see a lot of complaining that "using teh same joke isnt funny". All the videos were from his stream and that "joke" was meant to antagonize the chat.
@megamonkey91 6 жыл бұрын
Yvan Karman why not upload to youtube? I know some of you DONT like the joke but there are ppl that do and did enjoy it in the stream so that's why it's a good choice to upload, cause some ppl like it. This isn't a let's play it's just a silly video of his play-through.
@memorialcleaning 6 жыл бұрын
Dat rain was too H E A V Y
@korreaction7296 6 жыл бұрын
ITT: A bunch of salty Heavy Rain fans. The game is shit get over it.
@GrumbleGrimbus 6 жыл бұрын
I was smashing my head on my desk repeatedly watching you play, I think I have a concussion... keep up the good work.
@Trick.Sparrow 6 жыл бұрын
oh my god! so many people so angry at a videogame stream, good lord
@exterminator1776 6 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be able to tell if he was in the bathroom or not if he hadn't said something.
@lordsloth2532 6 жыл бұрын
4:03, Criken realizes in that moment that this entire playthrough says alot about the inner workings of his mind.
@xXxpieholexXx 6 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed and yelled at a youtube video this hard in a while lmfao thanks criken
@ZombieProdigy0 6 жыл бұрын
At the end it stooped being funny and became depressing. Russian endings always get me. I've never seen someone fuck up the game this bad :c
@josiasavila1666 6 жыл бұрын
ZombieProdigy0 at leasts bedbanana has some humanity for others... crude and visceral humanity. Criken just enjoys doing nothing
@34marmarmar 6 жыл бұрын
maybe it's because David cage games are garbage and criken knows this
@Crazimo 6 жыл бұрын
Russian? David Cage is French, bro.
@Scribby87 6 жыл бұрын
I thought I'd seen every possible ending but this one is new to me.
@Sam-jj5bj 6 жыл бұрын
*S H A W N ? !*
@GrumbleGrimbus 6 жыл бұрын
*S H A W N ! !*
@Mat-zf9bf 6 жыл бұрын
I have to find Shaun!
@GrumbleGrimbus 6 жыл бұрын
*Shaun?*
@Mat-zf9bf 6 жыл бұрын
Jangles.
@muffchuff9220 6 жыл бұрын
*SEAN*
@ZombieByte 6 жыл бұрын
watched the vod and was kind of dissapointed it cut off before most of the scenes in this vid, but I still found the entire 6 hours of it sidesplittingly hilarious
@Sercil00 6 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite Criken series, holy shit, I thought I was going to die at the part where agent guy went to the grocery store
@themigtyboosh 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit the fire alarm edit was amazing
@Jakemon123 6 жыл бұрын
19:20 "Then he escaped unharmed" * Png cut out flies away * LUL
@Mat-zf9bf 6 жыл бұрын
This truly is the darkest timeline. It can only get better from here.
@osvaldo4696 6 жыл бұрын
Seeing this was like kicking a wall with a splinter under your foot nail. I don’t want to imagine how the people watching the stream reacted
@fortnutexperience2154 6 жыл бұрын
*The face when this was said fits so perfectly* I guess you shoulda... You shoulda.... Yeah.
@narsicko6919 6 жыл бұрын
"She lived and escaped" *death gag*
@xiled_odd_fxck 3 жыл бұрын
"alright im back what did i miss" i raged so hard
@cmb6062 6 жыл бұрын
wow! great job on the best ending criken :D
@euanronaldson793 6 жыл бұрын
The bit with the fat guy slowly sitting down had me on the floor for a full 20 minutes I swear! Had to pause and recover... Struggling to even write this now
@DavidRamirez-nb5ew 6 жыл бұрын
"The Best Ending" Well atleast shaun is now an orphan
@MrOwen2012 5 жыл бұрын
Wow it took me until this far to realise that the cop and the dad arent the same person
@Thatn00bsfriend 6 жыл бұрын
*In patrick's voice* Once there was a bad gamer, he was so bad that all the characters died, the end.
@errorcopythat 6 жыл бұрын
I'm fucking floored that people actually care enough about this games story, character, mechanics, etc. to give a shit about how it's played. I mean jesus look up a fucking playthrough where someone nails all these incredibly un-engaging QTE sequences, I'm sure that makes for really great videos. I thought this was the best stream and played the only way to make David Cage games enjoyable to watch.
@someguy2351 6 жыл бұрын
This. The stream was great and the triggered David Cage fanboys made it even more hilarious. The part where criken took forever to rock the baby to sleep, only to wake it by dropping it and going "Oops, now we have to do it all over again" The fanboys were tearing their hair out over how "bad" criken is, meanwhile I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.
@34marmarmar 6 жыл бұрын
I met Ellen page
@franksinatra8983 6 жыл бұрын
Goddamnit Criken.
@hisoj 6 жыл бұрын
his GPS destination ends up being a twinkie truck.
@dr.paminta2102 6 жыл бұрын
Anyone know why the VOD stops after madison's death?
@lennykravitz4107 6 жыл бұрын
>access prohibited >gate is wide open
@FabIan-tl1ls 6 жыл бұрын
I don't suppose there's a version of the full stream available anywhere? (The one provided seems to miss a fair bit at the end...)
@CoopRaccoon 6 жыл бұрын
Wow, I have never seen someone fail the Bear trial. I was beginning to think that it was pretty much impossible to fuck up.
@topsniper47 6 жыл бұрын
Amazing video, but that stream must be the most frustrating thing in the world xD
@danutz213 5 жыл бұрын
"She Lived And Escaped" CRIKEN KILLED MADISON
@mr.dogeater216 6 жыл бұрын
"YOUR GONNA CAUSE ME TROUBLE AND I DONT LIKE TOUBL- *gets shot in the head*" random guy- 2017
@OHJ4Y 6 жыл бұрын
my head hurts from watching this I think I’m gonna go lie down
@Negarkasify 5 жыл бұрын
"I haaaaave my drug!...oh nope thats a gun"
@Max-vp5sn 6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I could not stahp laughing
@Italiasiangamer 6 жыл бұрын
That chase scene was hilarious.
@Cylapse 6 жыл бұрын
When I saw the title heavy rain I thought of left 4 dead 2s hard rain level and I thought this was some weird l4d2 thing that I didn't know because I thought the thumbnail had coach in it...
@joshuavillagomez8369 6 жыл бұрын
Detective Jayden Armaggedon almost lost his battle againsts the killer but flew away before he can get deleted by the grinder, he saved shawn and was rewarded with unlimited amount of Chucky Cheese tokens. The End
@nosubscribe6233 6 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy there was a good ending
@theodoregaming637 6 жыл бұрын
The most infuriating part is watching him miss all the quick time events
@cymric7513 6 жыл бұрын
Can I start a petition for an uncut 10 minute video of Criken throwing Ethan's body on the ground over and over
@Cylapse 6 жыл бұрын
The Plot Armor in this...
@69RobertLOL 6 жыл бұрын
Too much rain
@Mat-zf9bf 6 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly dry.
@muffchuff9220 6 жыл бұрын
- IGN
@Japolonga 6 жыл бұрын
I lost it at the homework part
@Bunger5126 6 жыл бұрын
Literally everyone died... I haven't even seen someone do that before
@bo0g1eman92 6 жыл бұрын
wut about the guy who drank the poison did he just go and eat at the restaurant?
@mehmeh25 6 жыл бұрын
The black guy in the thumb nail looks just like Coach from l4d.
@noaccount4 6 жыл бұрын
grabbin peelz
@simelstre 6 жыл бұрын
Negaton You are wrong in so many ways
@MiniBlackWaltz 6 жыл бұрын
Negaton you've obviously never played L4D2
@mehmeh25 6 жыл бұрын
I have and I hate trains.
@noob19087 6 жыл бұрын
He looks more like Vulcan Raven.
@HazardPay35 6 жыл бұрын
10:00 "I guess you shouldve been more careful **sunglasses** where you tread
@rutisav7114 5 жыл бұрын
9:22 why is there MediEvil music playing in the background?
@Tacityoshi1234 6 жыл бұрын
During that big, dumb fight. Just remember that Scott has asma.
@Eternal_Muerto 6 жыл бұрын
The last origami figure... The last trial
@GarretOakamber 6 жыл бұрын
I was there Criken.... I was there.
@MrRotch61 6 жыл бұрын
14:00 looks like Nahman Jaydan is sleeping with the fishes
@Woland94 6 жыл бұрын
You think Cricken will play Until Dawn now or has he already? I can't remember
@TheNoMoreGamer 6 жыл бұрын
They make it entirely too easy for you to fuck up and die in the last sequence
@Dread_Not 6 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure Criken watches Two Best Friends Play
@babyragegekyume4132 6 жыл бұрын
15:29 Your mom when she hears you feel sick
@NomSauce 6 жыл бұрын
He fucked up the chase, if you fail further in you get the scene where he skates on ice water on gets chickens thrown at him lmao
@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 Жыл бұрын
Any timeline where Scott Shelby lives in the best timeline.
@lastmanstanding7155 6 жыл бұрын
Supper great vid criken.
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