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Hellsing Abridged - Best Moments 3
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NOTE: Originally, this was 8 minutes long. However thanks to copyright claims (DMCA) I had to re upload this shorter version. Here is the longer version for people NOT in the U.S. or Germany.
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It's that time of year once more ladies and gentlemen. Picking out some of the funniest moments from this year's abridged was quite entertaining. Hopefully you enjoy these as much as I do.
All credit for the making of the clips used in this video go to the lovely folks over at Team Four Star.
Opening Song: Akuma Stocking ( • Hellsing OVA - Akuma S... )
Background songs:
1 - Nigga Stole my Bike ( • Video )
2 - Tiny Tim - Tip Toe Through the Roses ( • Tiptoe through the tul... )
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@JoshuaB1194 10 жыл бұрын
"my boss is a women. I was a chick in the 40's I hate EVERYONE EQUALLY and they're's no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference." probably one of the best moments in this series.
@johndevanwayne4272 5 жыл бұрын
In other words.... CHU-CHU-CHU-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!
@Azrael2915 4 жыл бұрын
HAVE YOU EVER READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST
@ultimadragonlord6764 4 жыл бұрын
The 3ed one is me
@invidofinp1828 3 жыл бұрын
I identify with the I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY.
@wolpe9460 3 жыл бұрын
With the line "and there's no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference." implies that there was someone who did and is dead now
@Daydream_1018 8 жыл бұрын
Integra: how did he get in here Walter: we had over a dozen guards Alucard: those were ours!...I mean oh god! xD
@JJMetaliki 3 жыл бұрын
I love this one... XD
@TheMinecraftACMan 3 жыл бұрын
Is it just me, or was that line supposed to imply Alucard ate them?
@Daydream_1018 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheMinecraftACMan Probably lmao
@vampira8966 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheMinecraftACMan Yeah
@Zak-tk8wv 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheMinecraftACMan yes
@Cujoh 10 жыл бұрын
"Walter was 15 and I ... was a girl" "Wait a second that that implies the queen..." "Interrupt my story again Reggie. See what happens!" Implying the queen was playing for the other team, just make that so hilarious.
@ChemicleExplosion 10 жыл бұрын
I thought that meant that the queen was a lesbian? Because he used to have sex with the queen???
@Unholyfoam7 9 жыл бұрын
"Playing for the other team" means lesbian/gay, depending on the gender. So yes.
@tylermech66 6 жыл бұрын
nah, more likely bi in that universe, no idea about this one
@maggyfoster8699 5 жыл бұрын
I’d ship it
@yanniskarageorgiou3573 5 жыл бұрын
@@maggyfoster8699 A horrible sex driven relationship between bloodspilling monster who has claimed the lives of millions innocents, soldiers and even their own comerades along with Alucard. *I SHIP THIS*
@edison7300037 10 жыл бұрын
anderson: oh i see, so this is a crusade! maxwell: nononono, we don't say that anymore..we calling it dah... damn, what do the americans say? anderson: peace keeping?
@Abandoned978 5 жыл бұрын
Shall we keep the peace?
@ONEPUNCHHH 3 жыл бұрын
Nono he said it as american cows
@IsaiahRichards692 3 жыл бұрын
The Russians nowadays call it “Stabilizing this chaotic region!”
@Kasteilmanusko 3 жыл бұрын
@@IsaiahRichards692 you cant deny that chaotic regions after that are stabilised
@muhammadazeem1346 3 жыл бұрын
Giving freedom and democracy would be more suiting
@Xeranad 10 жыл бұрын
"Oh, just kill all the fun. Put the fun in camps, why don't you?" "Yeah, ya fun nazi." I laughed like crazy.
@LouisK364 10 жыл бұрын
GET TO THE FUCKING POINT!!!
@DehydratedDarkness 3 жыл бұрын
So jews are fun after all
@darthhatchet775 3 жыл бұрын
@@DehydratedDarkness lmfao 😂
@TheSilversepiroth 10 жыл бұрын
Has anyone else noticed Alucard's ability to either intentionally or unintentionally create religious symbols...to which he quickly proceeds to deface them?
@bonniefazman9065 3 жыл бұрын
Alucard: Huh, I made something religious. Neat... Welp, got to destroy it. Me: -_-
@arh1315 Жыл бұрын
@@bonniefazman9065 who asked for your opinion? I’d be happier if you gave it from 6’0 under 😊 (no offense 😁)
@arh1315 Жыл бұрын
Alucard: exists Me: keep at it you’re doing a great job
@wakkaseta8351 Жыл бұрын
@@arh1315 A vivziepop character avatar, eh? Well, that explains the triggered snowflake attitude.
@RexBlazer1 8 жыл бұрын
I think my favorite part was where Alucard gave his "I hate everyone equally," speech.
@Awesomefacecraft 8 жыл бұрын
And there's no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference
@lsmvandermeulen6154 8 жыл бұрын
So in other word's miss van Winkel.
@lsmvandermeulen6154 8 жыл бұрын
Vait- Vhat are you-?!
@ki11bunny 8 жыл бұрын
I was a chick in the 40's
@pocketxyco2317 8 жыл бұрын
(alucards VC is also the VC for Wistob from overwatch) and i was not a pig, i was a dam gorilla
@skytheannur6168 9 жыл бұрын
I look back watching the clips with Van Winkle, now I'm looking back and thinking...."By god, they're making fun of the tumblr crowd"
@FFKonoko 3 жыл бұрын
*specific parts of internet culture. Rickrolling not so much a Tumblr thing for instance.
@markprimegaming6803 3 жыл бұрын
Love the profile pic
@seigwardofcatarina5776 3 жыл бұрын
Rainbow! Tacos! Doctor Who! Homestuck! If that’s not tumblr in 2013 I don’t know what is
@jmedina6625 2 жыл бұрын
She’s a literal feminazi
@siegwardofcatarina100 2 жыл бұрын
Kind of ironic that there was a nazi female fighter when nazis were very traditional in ideas
@munch919 10 жыл бұрын
"and there's no one alive that could comprehend my sexual preference" that kills me every time
@NostalgicGamerRickOShay 2 жыл бұрын
And yet, we clearly see that hearing a confession that he was right all along gets him off.
@Strobeliite 4 жыл бұрын
"How did he get in here??" "We had over a dozen guards..." "Those were ours- I mean- oH my gOD HoW dID hE gEt thRougH the gUARdsgjshk"
@jasonarmstrong5750 8 жыл бұрын
OPERATION: KRAUT CONTROL is easily one of the best names for a mission ever, right next to Frankie Boyle's OPERATION: MINDFUCK
@GZilla311 4 жыл бұрын
How does it compare to "Project: Fuck the World"?
@samfire3067 3 жыл бұрын
Operation wet dreams.
@ChangeTheFate249 10 жыл бұрын
"I CAN NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN!" No matter how many times I hear that it doesn't get old.
@3rikakris22 9 жыл бұрын
Ikr xD I literally counted how meny Times I've laughed to it and it was over 20
@ChangeTheFate249 9 жыл бұрын
erika kiss Hahahah I'm with you on that one. I need to find that voice actor and shake his hand XD Really though. What the queen said would have brought me back several years in my sexual development XD
@3rikakris22 9 жыл бұрын
ChangeTheFate249 XD umg
@ChangeTheFate249 9 жыл бұрын
erika kiss Seriously XD
@3rikakris22 9 жыл бұрын
ChangeTheFate249 what the gueen said is just kinda TOO much XD , dont you think =p
@TakeraGaming 10 жыл бұрын
Alucard: The Lockheed SR 71 Blackbird, An advanced long ranged strategically reconnaissance aircraft. capable of Mach 3 and an altitude of 58000 feet. Integra: You sure do seem to know a lot about it. Alucard: DO YOU EVEN REAAAD MY CHRISTMAS LIST
@killer13324 10 жыл бұрын
***** nowhere in his comment did it imply anything about a group of people
@stephenmoloney2327 10 жыл бұрын
killer13324 the m in mach does it shouldnt be in capitals
@thedx1laggzZ 10 жыл бұрын
it was 85000 ft
@xanzasblade 5 жыл бұрын
I need it
@dankbudew4830 4 жыл бұрын
I saw this on a poster in a 1st grade classroom.......and laughed so hard
@carljohnson3348 5 жыл бұрын
“This is a deep pain” *ignites into flames* “Oh cool it gets worse”
@marcuswaye1906 7 жыл бұрын
"Ah i see. So this.. is a crusade!" "Oh no no no we don't say that anymore we're calling it uhh.." "Damn what do the americancows say? " "Peacekeeping?" >:) seriouslly this is one of my favorite line in the whole series right after: "Bitches love canons" and killing a leprechaun
@samsonguy10k 3 жыл бұрын
The biggest tragedy was Alexander never finding out what was in a leprechaun.
@ghengiroo4143 3 жыл бұрын
@@samsonguy10k Apparently Alucard and Anderson both killed a leprechaun together, but I forgot what was inside it.
@samsonguy10k 3 жыл бұрын
@@ghengiroo4143 Schrodinger would count as a leprechaun. I think.
@richardbaron1098 12 күн бұрын
I thought he was going to say manifest destiny.
@darrellmay8032 10 жыл бұрын
The part where alucard came down in a blackbird while shoot to thrill by ac/dc was playing was the best part to me and my favorite.
@jackslater8573 2 жыл бұрын
i know right, the execution of the scenes and the music just made it so epic.
@kexard Жыл бұрын
It’s a shame that they had to remove it in the original video. It matched so well.
@jim8123 9 ай бұрын
@@kexardThe original cut of that episode is up on their Twitch channel still
@tenjenk 8 жыл бұрын
that was a pretty horrifying death for her. Slow impalement by her own rifle. Not that any of them had not earned every moment.
@samsonguy10k 3 жыл бұрын
Rip Van Winkle did have the best sense of fun while waiting for Alucard out of all the Millenium henchmen. Dandyman was dishwater and Schrodinger was....creepy.
@GenocidalSquid 3 жыл бұрын
If you wanted it a little better, the original Hellsing had her freaking moaning while her blood was being sucked and impaled by her Musket.
@ghengiroo4143 3 жыл бұрын
@@GenocidalSquid I guess Jan wasn’t the only one that was toned down in the abridged.
@fightingspirit7960 3 жыл бұрын
@@ghengiroo4143 Wait Jan was toned DOWN???
@ghengiroo4143 3 жыл бұрын
@@fightingspirit7960 I haven’t really watched the original, but I’ve heard he was just as vulgar, if not more.
@MrMikellsof88 10 жыл бұрын
LOL toss up between "I'm at half-mast. I NEEEED to hear this!" and "Fraulein. Fraulein. Fraulein! HEY! FRAULINE!" "OY!" "Ve vud make beautiful children ^_^" *bang* "Was that boy/girl bugging you?"
@ghp2179 10 жыл бұрын
"Oops, did I just accidentally a war?"
@stephenmoloney2327 10 жыл бұрын
G HP no my favourite is the very first clip when he bursts in with that song playing in the background
@SamAx57 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, looks like he’s self cleaning, and or magical
@dj_sp3rmcount 3 жыл бұрын
Shrodinger the Best Boy was the OG Trap
@justsomefbiagentwithbigfoo8977 3 жыл бұрын
Later she says "huh, we would make beautiful children."
@emilyedwardschannel7 10 жыл бұрын
DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST?!?!?!
@TheCaptainSplatter 10 жыл бұрын
That's my line.
@killer13324 10 жыл бұрын
Alucard Hellsing bitches love cannons.
@francisalvaro6585 10 жыл бұрын
No no screw it, JUST SCREW IT! Just take my phone and hit random. No just hit random. 3, 2- I'm a BITCH, I'M A LOVER.
@linkkulinkku5034 10 жыл бұрын
XDDD
@phantomevans2508 10 жыл бұрын
francis alvaro No ok turn it off, turn it off it didn't work, it did not work.
@pvtnodzo 10 жыл бұрын
I'm upset that my favorite part of that episode was cut "Ve vould make beautiful children." 15 seconds later Seras: "Ahh, they would be quite lovely." Just lol
@yourchidnateadealer1149 3 жыл бұрын
That's really how that went?
@NostalgicGamerRickOShay 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder what Seras was thinking about that gave her that realization.
@lessthanwilliam7152 9 жыл бұрын
fun fact AC/DC based all their songs on Alucard
@chasedavison7321 9 жыл бұрын
Really?
@lessthanwilliam7152 9 жыл бұрын
Chase Davison Just think about
@EpicSongTime 9 жыл бұрын
Chase Davison no
@MelloParasite96 8 жыл бұрын
+william gaunce AC/DC were based on Alucard and Judas Priest was based on Anderson lmao
@Soggys0up85 7 жыл бұрын
Less than William lol
@Mare_Man 9 жыл бұрын
The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird. An advanced long-ranged strategic reconnaissance aircraft capable of Mach 3 and an altitude of eighty-five thousand feet. You sure seem to know a lot about it..... DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST?!?!?!?!
@dylanbourassa4507 9 жыл бұрын
LOL
@Zeracan 9 жыл бұрын
Oh you know exactly what to say to say to moisten me up.
@Mare_Man 9 жыл бұрын
GAH I CAN NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN.
@apheliamays7423 10 жыл бұрын
Queen: *chuckles* You know exactly what to say to moisten me up Random English Guy: I can never have sex again!
@iceoramaice5068 10 жыл бұрын
Its not a random guy, that's the guy who Seras falls on when she exits the airducts.
@UpTheIronOzzy 9 жыл бұрын
Lucky guy
@shadowbladezorru2748 6 жыл бұрын
Sir Penwood
@Riggy1991 6 жыл бұрын
i thought it was Prince Philip in the background! XD
@LuisSoto-fw3if Жыл бұрын
@@shadowbladezorru2748 C4 Sir Penwood
@OperatorBG 3 жыл бұрын
0:38 I don’t know what I find funnier, the fact that the Catholic Church is strong arming you into helping us or the fact that you obviously haven’t seen what I did to the statue of big J.🎵
@Jungoguy 2 жыл бұрын
Proceeds to commit vocal suicide
@starlingxlivevods 9 жыл бұрын
'They say no man can kill you, Alucard, but that's because you shouldn't send a man to do a woman's job!' Yeah, well, if you're up against an IMMORTAL VAMPIRE, you probably shouldn't send anyone, let alone a man.
@icicle_ai 3 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, when people say "no man can kill me" they usually mean no human can kill me
@icicle_ai 3 жыл бұрын
@John Doe wasn't the one ring destroyed at that point/ about to be destroyed?
@thomasabramson100 2 жыл бұрын
so enjoyed seeing the sjw die
@davisthegamelord 10 жыл бұрын
4:46 I never thought they could make alucard look even more badass, props TFS
@turboking9238 3 жыл бұрын
Integra: How did he get in here? Walter: We had over a dozen guards. Alucard: Those were ours? I mean oh my god, how did he get through the guards?!
@Dogfighter979 9 жыл бұрын
1:29 Never gets old you also forgot after 3:49, Nazi: "At least she is no longer going on about the ponies, and the friendship, and the wrapping up of winter!" I died at that reference XD
@williambeck2372 5 жыл бұрын
And then their panic when they think she heard them.
@emoon6618 3 жыл бұрын
Somebody explain the joke
@GumballAstronaut7206 3 жыл бұрын
@@emoon6618 It's a song from My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, called Winter Wrap Up.
@emoon6618 3 жыл бұрын
@@GumballAstronaut7206 called it my sister owes me ten dollars
@Baphelon 10 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, in any other circumstance, you may have had a point there... Except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the forties, I hate EVERYONE EQUALLY, AND THERE IS NO ONE ALIVE WHO CAN COMPREHEND MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE. So in other words, Miss Van Winkle... CH-CH-CH-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!!!!!!!!
@LordOfDarkness8296 9 жыл бұрын
***** To be honest I thought she was the true embodiment of Tumblr Ono Close enough I guess
@BlargSmarg 9 жыл бұрын
***** Pretty much the same thing these days.
@slackboy1017 9 жыл бұрын
***** Shes sexist, a Nazi.... I added up in a snap
@dejaypage1575 6 жыл бұрын
Lord Baphelon also, Winkle, YOU ARE A NAZI. THE TOP TIER OF BIGOTTED ASSHOLES. Just saying she has no room to talk
@csgotrainingbot2160 6 жыл бұрын
feminazi he he he im sorry not original
@viruslxrd6669 2 жыл бұрын
Alucard privilege checking van winkle has to been one of the funniest things to happen in the abridged
@KingDerpy13 7 жыл бұрын
"THE CAKE IS A LIE" ...I wonder where they got THAT idea from...
@bonniefazman9065 3 жыл бұрын
I can't possibly fathom where THAT came from.
@thomasabramson100 2 жыл бұрын
someone named GLADOS
@dominiccourtois4415 9 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is my favorite line in this video is alucard's " there is no one alive that can comprehend my sexual preference" I don't know why that line gets me every time.
@IsaiahRichards692 3 жыл бұрын
0:56 Alucard: *Literally creams his pants while his boss congratulates him for being right!*
@angrycrusader3926 9 жыл бұрын
"BITCHES LOVE CANNONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
@twistedstich 9 жыл бұрын
"ah, the return of the why boner" I need to find a way to mix that organically into a conversation...
@Dr.Disney 4 жыл бұрын
twistedstich WITH A VENGEANCE!
@gemstoneprincess2890 4 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@Charisonic_558 9 жыл бұрын
DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST!?
@moodyowlproductions4287 3 жыл бұрын
Integra"no"
@pyro295 2 жыл бұрын
One of the best lines in this series is "did I just accidentally a war"
@TheDaxter11 6 жыл бұрын
the lockheed sr-71 blackbird, a long range strategic reconnaissance aircraft capable of mac 3 and an altitude of EIGHTY FIVE THOOOUSAND FEET! ever since i first heard that line i can remember it off by heart
@BananaChicken21 4 жыл бұрын
"You sure seem to know a lot about it." *"DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST ?!"*
@kAY-yl5en Жыл бұрын
Alucards speech at 4:25 is the ultimate silver Bullet against Karen's. But it would only work if you have lived the life of alucard
@SubduedRadical 8 ай бұрын
To be fair, it takes far less than that to silver bullet Karens, that just happens to be a ridiculously flawless silver bullet.
@alexanderstilianov 9 жыл бұрын
I love the way he says *WITH A VENGEANCE* because it seems out of context although i doubt it.
@simonlong3368 10 жыл бұрын
Alucard: You're right enough focusing on the past. INSTEAD LETS FOCUS ON THE PAST! Back in WW2 Walter and I were apart of a top secret operation known as Operation: Crowd Control. Walter was 15 and I'm pretty sure if I remember correctly I was a girl. Reggie: Wait then implies that the Queen was…. Alucard: INTERRUPT MY STORY AGAIN REGGIE! SEE WHAT HAPPENS! Me: Reggie if I were you I would stay quiet.
@patta8388 10 жыл бұрын
I think it's supposed to be "Kraut Control"
@simonlong3368 10 жыл бұрын
Oh. Well the way Alucard says it makes it sound like Crowd Control. Well to me anyway.
@moodyowlproductions4287 3 жыл бұрын
Reggie"oh I am so going to betray you guys"
@cthulhuisgamer373 3 жыл бұрын
@@simonlong3368 twas the point its a pun
@samsonguy10k 3 жыл бұрын
And then we find out later the Queen wasn't the only one getting action back then.
@littlevoidboi2111 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if this was the actual anime
@Jade_Bunbun 3 жыл бұрын
In all fairness, it's not too far off from the official product
@madkoala2130 Жыл бұрын
@@Jade_Bunbun yes, but Alucard is 10 times more edgy and it does not have that sexy Crispin Freemans voice (I still wonder how he would say abridged lines)
@Okbuddypal 9 ай бұрын
Well the anime is kinda like this... just with more blood and gore and less humor and AC/DC
@gracielazelaya216 8 ай бұрын
It’ll be like ghost story
@remini255 3 жыл бұрын
“Interrupt my story again Reggae see what happens” Have to use that next time my family interrupt me.
@sanddry738 10 жыл бұрын
DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST! *dies laughing*
@GrizzyGoblin 3 жыл бұрын
4:24 me every time someone tells me I’m sexist even though I’m not 😂
@thewingedhussairs931 3 жыл бұрын
0:25 it’s so much funnier when you realize he had to have that on his music list
@maw5646 10 жыл бұрын
Integra: You sure do seem to know alot it, Alucard: DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST!
@MilkyisDead 10 жыл бұрын
RAINBOWS TACOS DR.WHO HOMESTUCK!
@FlamingNinetales77 10 жыл бұрын
THE RETURN OF THE Y BONER. WITH A VENGANCE.
@brandonpurple165 10 жыл бұрын
CH CH CHECK YO PRIVILEGE!
@trevorburke8660 3 жыл бұрын
It took years for me to realize she was just a giant tumblr refference. All I got was rickrolling and the portal reference.
@discipleofthecapedbaldy962 4 жыл бұрын
Alucard in an SR-71 was the exact moment I knew I loved this show.
@halomaniackslashcraz 10 жыл бұрын
1:06 The greatest Accent...EVER!
@ultragameraidan 3 жыл бұрын
3:39 I can’t believe that it’s hey rickrolled us on an anime that is awesome and tbh in abridged I was expecting this for some fucking reason
@Makoto.yuki56798 2 жыл бұрын
It actually suits her
@MatsuoTanuki 8 жыл бұрын
DO YOU EVEN REEEEAAD MY CHRISTMAS LIST?!?!
@psychee1 7 жыл бұрын
Shit had me in stitches.
@OperatorBG 3 жыл бұрын
0:46 Alucard was in Brazil in vacation
@z.schroeder5765 10 жыл бұрын
INTERRUPT MY STORY AGAIN, REGGIE! SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
@matrix6139 10 жыл бұрын
"You know exactly what to say just to moisten me up." o.o Ew.
@tegoran 10 жыл бұрын
GAHH!! I CAN NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN!
@matrix6139 10 жыл бұрын
xD
@Alucardsvamp12 10 жыл бұрын
Matrix Alucard: If I remember correctly I was a girl... Reggie: Wait..That would imply that the queen... O.o LOL!!!
@matrix6139 10 жыл бұрын
Sybol Rose XDDD
@Alucardsvamp12 10 жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard, I fell off my couch!!
@Gnagniel 10 жыл бұрын
He says it didn't work, bit "I'm a Bitch I'm a Lover" was a pretty good intro song.
@Lazarus3737 10 жыл бұрын
OOPS?! DID I JUST ACCIDENTALLY A WAR? ;)
@djsnifflesincorporated4013 3 жыл бұрын
That "ow" Alucard said when he got shot is so funny
@spartanonymous113 Жыл бұрын
The Blackbord scene was already fire. Hearing it with Shoot to Thrill like it was intended.... GOD SEND
@mineshnissanka7139 2 жыл бұрын
"How did he get in here??" "We had over a dozen guards!" "Wait those were ours?"
@jackslater8573 2 жыл бұрын
4:43 , GOOODDDD DAAAMMMNNN THAT ENTRANCE, its epic ness gives me chills everytime.
@yuritzenpresents3113 6 ай бұрын
It can never be more epic than hearing ACDC Shoot to Thrill when Alucard crashed the Black Bird Recon Plane. My gosh, what an epic scene!
@zylowolfzan3345 9 жыл бұрын
Watching these is an odd experience. It's like watching the episodes cut down into the choice, best parts....almost like....it's Abridged....Hellsing Abridged Abridged.... :Cue Inception sound:
@OperatorBG 3 жыл бұрын
0:42 The fact that you obviously haven’t seen what I did to the statue of Big J. Anderson:What have you done in Brazil 😠 Anderson: *see’s Alucard hung a 420 YOLO SWAG 4 JESUS rainbow banner* 😡😱AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
@MrUsoutlaw 8 жыл бұрын
man even in this version Van winkles death is so unsettling. its probably the only time in the actual show and abridged that i felt sorry for the bad guy/girl. she might of been an evil vampire but no one deserves to go out like that
@zerosen1972 Жыл бұрын
Nah she's a Tumblrite. Death is a mercy for scum like her.
@theh5099 4 жыл бұрын
3:28 Fuck, we just got rickrolled
@foxtrotwhiskey6651 8 жыл бұрын
If all Anime was like this, I might watch it, this is the best thing.
@ChemicleExplosion 10 жыл бұрын
MY FAVORITE PARTS OF ALL OF HELLSING ABRIDGED WAS WHAT MY LIFE IS BASED OFF OF WHEN BASICALLY ARGUING WITH ANYONE: 0:47 - 0:59 AND 4:07 - 4:22
@angrycrusader3926 9 жыл бұрын
2:09 0_0 AND THIS IS WHY I LOVE THE EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Iron8127 Жыл бұрын
4:48 Stark gave the blueprints. Alucard perfected it
@StormsandSaugeye 7 жыл бұрын
The shoot to thrill scene is hands down one of the best done to date. I highly doubt that's going to be upstaged any time soon. WAIT A FUCKING SECOND, AIN'T IT NEARLY TIME FOR A NEW EPISODE?
@KingDerpy13 7 жыл бұрын
OH NO XD
@jdfigs5916 2 жыл бұрын
0:19 he literally came in with boss music 😂
@LordVader1094 10 жыл бұрын
1:40 the added music makes it so much better xD
@jfalk2473 10 жыл бұрын
Excuse me, but what song is that?
@LordVader1094 10 жыл бұрын
Josh Falkiner No idea.
@jfalk2473 10 жыл бұрын
LordVader1094 lol, it does suit however. I'm trying to search it up, but to no success...
@LordVader1094 10 жыл бұрын
Josh Falkiner I see haha
@calveras86 10 жыл бұрын
LordVader1094 its punch out theme also known as 'nigga stole mah bike'
@ICHBinCOOLERalsJeman 10 жыл бұрын
I am here for the Major's I love war speech ( ._.)
@Chrona876 10 жыл бұрын
That was unfortunately cut out because of a copyright claim. Check the description for this with the speech included.
@coppercorsair1020 9 жыл бұрын
ICHBinCOOLERalsJeman *Major's*
@moonknight1016 8 жыл бұрын
+ICHBinCOOLERalsJeman *hevent you heard new sensations whipping the nations???* *BITCHES LOVES CANNONS*
@rattaratsoana688 3 жыл бұрын
( ._.)
@Rytonic69 3 жыл бұрын
Oh great, they turned Tumblr into a vampire
@LunaCraze 9 жыл бұрын
0:31 Alucard is the only one who seems amused.
@valkyrie_arts 3 жыл бұрын
"Fraulein.. Fraulein... Fraulein..! HeY fRaUlEiN!" "Oy..." This line will never not make me giggle xD
@chumaktv5386 3 жыл бұрын
I love that Alucard actually listened and answered all of her accusations lmao
@tobiastelicka6376 10 жыл бұрын
2:23 My favorite part :D
@dereklednicky8590 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing more badass than a vampire flying a jet.
@Alucardsvamp12 10 жыл бұрын
I can never have sex again.... I was laughing so hard at that. lol
@Outlawbyname Жыл бұрын
I came back here just for the Alucard/Queen dialog. The only person to truly *get* Alucard
@Jol-zp6oy 7 жыл бұрын
"Haven't you heard the sensation sweeping the nation? Bitches love Canons"
@QueenKaitio 10 жыл бұрын
4:05 - 4:35 ....YES
@michaelleader633 2 жыл бұрын
"Jesus fucking Christ, I've missed you!" Yes, I miss my grandmother too man. XD
@eren34558 2 жыл бұрын
that's not his grandma...that's his ex-girlfriend
@michaelleader633 2 жыл бұрын
@@eren34558 She reminds me of my dear sweet old trucker mouthed grandmother lol. That old dear could put the words Jesus, rat, stench, and balls in the same sentence. God, I miss her. :D
@rosekirito1013 3 жыл бұрын
God i love it how alucard goes straight Michael myers and kills someone with a gun
@mrblazeapound7856 6 жыл бұрын
"I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not-"
@SuperWolsey 6 жыл бұрын
Jerry The Meme Mouse "It didn't work. It did not work."
@thedx1laggzZ 10 жыл бұрын
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I'VE MISSED YOU!!!!! how to greet your partner after not seeing her for a week XD
@JacobAnawalt 11 ай бұрын
They really had fun with this series
@SaundersYT 10 жыл бұрын
Rainbows! Tacos! Doctor Who! Homestuck!
@TheRoxBox99 5 жыл бұрын
This person seems like they're begging for attention.
@cjfox5496 5 жыл бұрын
Do you even read my Christmas list that is the best thing I've ever heard in my life
@ADIS.V Жыл бұрын
"Enough focusing on the past. Instead, LETS FOCUS ON THE PAST" is so relatable, and even tho that's a problem actually, I find that very funny, really funny
@SuperWolsey 6 жыл бұрын
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, HOW I MISSED YOU!" "Hey!" "Oh, shut up."
@williammoore8719 3 жыл бұрын
When you get Rick Rolled by an anime
@immanuelfoust7099 Жыл бұрын
The Queen : when you find him and when you kill him record it so I can watch it every night. Alucard : Jesus funding christ I missed you ! Maxwell : Hey ! Alucard : oh shut up
@jackofhearts7351 10 ай бұрын
"Do you even READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST?!?!?!" 😂
@aysharobinson5482 10 жыл бұрын
Schrödinger: want to play with my beautiful children . alucard: seras was that boy girl bothering u
@MsXmaster666 10 жыл бұрын
I think he actually says "we would make beautiful children" EDIT: and now I notice someone else said it goddammit