As soon as I get money I’ll get some :)

hi viv

HI omg

I wish i could get some merch

Yaya

Honestly if I worked for him and we got the Stolas button I’m probably out

Also the Ghost button IN HELL

But don't forget he also has a button for ghosts. Why?

Emergency safeword button lol

I think it’s funny that there’s also one for “soiled my pants” and I wonder how many times it’s been used

I would laugh so much if the show doesn't censor him, and he naturally bleeps himself so no one hears him talk dirty.

@@RequiemPoete that would be amusing

@@RequiemPoete I just realised that he censors himself, because all other dirty words get under the radar. Aristocratically polite, huh.

Yeah

He does try to be a good dad He should be an emu not an owl They are the best dads in the bird world

Which shows he would kill his family

​@@Genocider.Syo_Fan well his dad anyway ._.

I don't want that, but at the same time, I do

11:28 Moxxie: idk 😂

And it was the class clown. Notice the dunce cap. Smarter than he lets on.

If he didn’t then they wouldn’t be doing this episode

If he didn't remember non of this would have happened

@First name last name the teacher probably told them :/

I originally thought he was just messing around to jab at the teacher but that took a turn.

So am I and I had the same reaction.

sammmee

Why do Americans like to bully us?

Same here

I'm an aussie too

Also, he seems to have a dedicated phone for Stolas? Because in the end he uses a phonne to call Loona for a portal, and shortly after that Moxxie runs past the other phone where Stolas is still being horny on main.

Slay pookie frr!!..

Ohhhhhh

Stalke-

Since we are talking about foreshadowing... Pay attention to what's on top of the Totem they tied Blitzø and millie to...

@@johnnyschmith6002 EYES! NO WAY I JUST NOTICED THAT-

Sounds like a perfect afternoon

Wow.......... THAT IS RELATABLE!

also seeing something like this while eating the cake

*The cake is a lie.*

@@hanaeve__ guess ill go to hell viva a portal and check

Well he fills several of those categories to begin with so...

to Blitzo, he's falls under both "deranged" and "horny" x 1000000

You’re surprised BLITZO would consider Stolas coming in an emergency?

@Kate Wilks And let us not forget my personal favorite, *HORNY CLIENT*

Pardon me, but who or what is Stolas?

He likely just has an inner pocket, whereas Angel actually has cleavage (chest fluff)

blizty

as he's doing it to blitzo once a month

I love them both so much-

Yes

@@sillywombat how's Tiziano?

@@uselessfangirl9492 Not too bad, I think quarantine is getting to him a bit but we have eachother!

Why can I see him having it on repeat

I love that Blitzo has a panik button just for Stolas(3:23). Stolas sometimes visits Blitzo at work(can be seen on Stolas Instagram).

“So I can **** that thick *** and ***** your ****” etc.

11:27 While you and I *bleeeepppp* on jelly sandwiches all night...

That must be how his wife caught him

This is the best commebt

Yep.

Parry Gripp wrote the song. the same guy who wrote "Num num num Song:. Can you believe it?

I like this

Nice

And thankfully Moxxie's VO didn't change, either.

The only voices that are changed are Stolas and Millie. Stolas because of things that happened with the VA, and Millie because viv didn’t want one person doing two voices, so.

@@shadycorvus what happened exactly?

…Mr.Rogers?

@@shadycorvus millie's is the one I notced that changed I'm not a fan of it tho but still love the show

He watches them bully Australian kids and killing dogs- like she just said

Oh I get it

Ikr

Couldn't agree more

Especially "S1" Love that part

Am how about scan and print the book. I hate LGBT

Moxxie: Ok then i'll just call 911 and 12:34--oh fuck

Moxxie: *Visible cunfusion*

hahaha

More like yesn't

I have a Life that requires me to make unofficial statements like you're Not Funny

He ıs just hungry😂 dhdjd

JeEEELyy sandwiches ALLLL nIgHHt

"Thank you Blitzø, it really helps! ..... But that poor familyyyyyyyy!! *starts crying*" -Moxxie, 2020.

*_we'll let the humans do the rest_*

Well to be fair, she deserved it

@@usagi9303 yes, and by a lot.

It might have fixed it more...

Yep,i got it exactly -*press buton intensifies* -

Seeing Blitzø eating the treat gave me flashbacks to SuperNatural and by God was it the WORST flashback i ever had in my life

for some reason it made me think Mara would be an amazing anime VA

Even God believed she should've died the first time after this episode. 😂

So stupid

LMAO "Unholy shit" 🤣

those monsters probably pour the milk before the cereal

Oh god they eat their pop tarts raw too

They probably use shampoo before watering down their hair. DESPICABLE.

@@FearlessLeader2001 wait you're supposed to cook poptarts?

I hate cooked poptarts those burn my mouth dangit!!!!

He would say something like that

@@stellastargazer6440 definitely yes

I was hoping you would just hear or see a glimpse of him saying no thanks

exactly

Lucifer and Satan are two different characters in this show, just like in the official mythology.

yeah, he’s actually a prince of hell, so he probably wouldn’t face punishment cuz he isn’t mortal, but that’s funny so i’m gonna keep it!

What if he does it himself, so there's still something left for the imagination of the listener? :}

Did anyone else noticed how he had teeth for a split second

@@bobbyserrano3872 timestamp?

@@calebrose740 8:57

Good because 2020 December is coming and we are all scared of what’s gonna happen

Yess xD

Our life is complete.

Anyhoot

@i'm smorting memes he has a daughter but i dont know about a son

SAME

Yes, I’m afraid so. Totally weird and just down right wrong! Am I right?

It's always the little things.

Technically that lil girl screwed it all up by saying they should call him....

Yikes. Forget college, she'll need to save up for the therapy bills.

Bw

Yes

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/h7x9rJaVkprFiXU.html 😍

@@user-yx8bh6wg4x stop

Second Hell is canon?

@@Coughing360 no

XD indeed, his Zim is showing

Yeah, sounds like someone who's at the very least been around before police officers were a thing since he doesn't seem to use any name for it.

@@samiamtheman7379 well he is an imp so I think he was born an hell

@@chaoscontrols8471 That is possible, though the teacher also became an imp-like creature after going to Hell, so who's to say?

@@samiamtheman7379 true

69 likes nice

**Proceeds to chokeslam the girl**

*Yeets child into ceiling*

God dam

Also teacher: YEET

Good catch

Oh shit yeah 😂

"I am Pee" 😂😂

i had been real fucking confused for a moment, then i saw the Text To Speech

That billboard looks how Loona feels

Right?! They're so cute!

The likes are piling up!

They’re such a wholesome couple In a twisted way.. I guess.

Moxxie and Millie's relationship is the healthiest we've seen in Helluva Boss AND Hazbin Hotel so far :3

Kimberly Marker they really are I love them

I wouldve killed them easily

@@SunjungNam sure you would have buddy, I 100% believe you?

@@liliecoffey8846 oh of course right after me running away in regret and being chased for eternity

Grelbis

Oh hey Grillby!

It was more they were cannibals than demon killers. If they were proper demon killers they wouldn't try fire on them

Looks can be deceiving.

... Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You're not here to recieve a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labirynth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known you wouldn't be contempt to just disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest. For you, and those you have carried in your arms. This ends, for all of us. End communication. beep... (Sudden rap music playz) YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a freddy hat! (HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIZZA! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSSS! awesome music plays Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill trl ya da story of fredy pizzaria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy fucking chica all day long, With a hudge dong, and den the security guard named chonged put his ding in BONNIE! girl takes off shirt and sings OH YEAAAAAA ITS FREDDY FAZBEAR PIZZZAAA! WHEN U GRT SOME PIZZA AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS me strokes dong mmmm ya its fredy fazbear pizza with huge dings and blongs and bomgs and frogsssss! with scary sexy animatrons!

@@sireggnog890 what

Those were human bodies but ok

everyone around them saying one thing is a hell of a thing for kids, plus simple naivete

I hate reaction channels. Most of the time their reactions are really boring.

I don't have a problem with all reaction channels but I don't like when people post reactions the same day. He had to kind of hurt the original video in terms of views.

@@dewaunwarren1 this still has more views than most react channels

To true

Nah that’s what people say when Knack 3 comes out

I love that when Stolas is talking about that he have yellow pupils(?)

He gonna be gagging on something alright...

@Spinzit lmao i hope

What do you think Blitzo installed that Stolas Emergency Button in is Office for? XD

@@akamesb4540 I just want to know what the hell Stolas is saying that's so bad that it has to be censored in a show that says: cock, asshole, retarded, fuck and tits.

I don't know but I'm the dad that watches

@@BZAKether me too, he's smile so much, i dont trust people like that

That's what I was thinking

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ipNjlpmnx9KaYGw.html 😵

It's a topical reference for sure. What was that kid's name again? Qualey? It was something with a "Q" that sounded unique. Edit: Quaden! Look him up if you don't get the reference. I hate bullying but I also don't agree with the mum shoving a camera in his face and giving him a permanent reminder (via the internet) of the trauma he's gone through. I was violently bullied in every school I went to as a kid and I would *hate* to be reminded of it every time I look at social media, the nightmares are bad enough.

Headshot +10exp Revenge +100exp Protector +10exp Almost lost your job because of your screw up erlier - 1exp

Moxxie: *Told to ruin a family* What no! Don't activate Instant Kill, why is that an option??

THAT HEAVY IS A SPY

I think i should say this NEVER! mess with moxie wife. (otherwise he'll kill you)

moxy just got fxxked up from his actions

*underrated* *comment*

Why it's always Brasil?

@@simoneval2619 it's not always brazil

@@simoneval2619 it’s just a joke based on Brazilian people always wanting celebrities and such to go to Brazil so it’s that a every drug imaginable

Na, she ended up in Australia.

Atleast he didn't get traumatized

Yes yes and yes

@@cypher3462 shhh keep this a secret

@@crippledkiwi2724 ok

@@lexo6987 1:39

Lmfao

I love homework 👹

*hey, i heard homework is slavery*

They deserve everything bad coming to them.

Yes.

but don't we kinda like sins? since we're in hell

lol

I will now be *Switzerland*

Stolas' Personality: pervert

loona' Personality: no fucks givin

@@bl1ndtraps786 emo teen

Ikr

*Interesting...*

yeah its called self-preservation XD

He's not wrong.

@@cinamoonmoon5166 I think its suppose to be "self defense"

same :')

x2 :c

Wait I love Stolas' new voice!

I actually like stolas new voice, tbh I agree with blitz, he has a fancy ass posh voice

I miss there first voice

specifically his ringtone for Stolas sine he didn't have much time to look at the screen before answering but knew who it was anyway.

Are you saying yours isn't?

Is that what it is? Cause I've pretty sure I heard that scream before.

And also the fact he has two phones for contingency

@@ImaNerdANDaGeek XD

Or trick them into killing themselves without them meaning to!

Yeah sure, but have you realised that in this universe kids are worse than adults?

@@teodormarica7714 Well we don't know that. The pilot kid may have just been really insufferable, and these kids here were the children of sadistic satanists.

Yeah

And if your paid

The demons: A FUCKING WILD AND REVERSE CARD

*Ruining a family thank you very much

they said it 🤣🤣

@@DrBlumbo reminder

@@gonbe6812 when tf did I make this 😭🙏🏼

*Stonks*

In an alternate universe Helluva Hotel Hazbin Boss

Kill the only evil one

Helluva Boss looks like the job for me

XD

Vivziepop still fully owns the characters, so she can do whatever she wants with them, even if it includes crossing over

Agreed

Words to live by....or i in this case...die

Me: _aggressively takes notes_

I mean like if they try to kill you first then yeah....if idk

America

If Millie and Loona had the same voice actress then that means they still had her on board since Luna's voice didn't change when they made this episode, so why change millie's?

@@ImaNerdANDaGeek The VA said that she couldn't handle the stress of voicing two characters at the same time I think

@@firephoenix202 that's too bad, I liked her voice for Millie better.

Also Jericho (SDS), Futaba (P5), Magilou (ToB), Black Cat (Spider-man PS4), and Ashley (Warioware: Gold).

@@firephoenix202 Weird since Millie didn't have that many lines in the Pilot and Loona in this episode.

Maybe 2020 is just to balance things out

@@cryscer4099 yep

Yes

True

HI BUFFSUKI

Luna got me acting different

@@acceleratingdog5031 please, dont . . . Ever talk again. Cause apparently everything that comes out of your mouth is a waste of oxygen.

@@acceleratingdog5031 Yes 🗿

@@acceleratingdog5031 LOL

*it's "you're" you unculterd swine*

while you and I are fucking jelly sandwiches all night -stolas

yes

When ø sounding like in danish, makes Blitzø sound like a clothing line or something.

Xdxd

@@bqonm742 pffffffft I thought I was the only one who notices

you mean stolas? yes i agree

the thing you so call owl creature, he’s name is Stolas just so you know

looks like Grimm from hollow knight

THANK YOU! Another person of good tastes.

THE "OWL THING" IS STOLAS

Every Night

Is it just me, or was loonas audio not on.

Moxie's voice: I AM ZIM!!!

Zim would be in heaven, in hell. How ironic.

Yes

First time watching this, I'm terrified to see a cartoon like style being filled with gore and explicit shits, and I kinda like it yea...

I just started watching this a couple days before you, trust me, you won't regret watching it.

I'm the child in the fucking corner

Sweet.

jelly sandwiches

Exactly

Yep so true bitches

Also, don't speak if you're in the bad kid corner

@@Trans_Trapezoid Who are you talking to? 🙂

lmfaoooooo

The kid didn’t die, though, lol

since when is living free ;-; im broke bro

@@itsmarijo the teacher threw her into the ceiling

At 1:56 she seems surprisingly fine. Traumatized, but fine (physically).

She tried stopping the teacher from ruining her own life, which she did anyways lmao so it's okay.