Help I've Been Scarred For Life

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Help I've Been Scarred For Life

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Жыл бұрын

There’s tension in the studio today. Everyone’s routine has been messed up and it’s showing. Jordan’s under the weather, William’s got a bone to pick with New York City, and Producer Ben’s practically in tears. But they manage to put their differences aside to answer your dilemmas on topics such as urinal stage fright, the correct etiquette for farting in bed, and something called Igloo-ing? (You have been warned).

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@annieeames2282 Жыл бұрын

The broken way Jordan explains the iglooing, near tears, to Will reminds me of being traumatized by the internet as a kid and going to your sibling to tell them because if you had to know that cursed content, they did too 😂 Love you boys!

@joevie28 Жыл бұрын

the podcast is very funny but seeing their faces/reactions is just a different level of hilarity 😅😂😂😂

@JuhoTunkelo Жыл бұрын

Agreed! I saw the igloo gate on a reel and just had to see the rest of it 😆

@angelaevans410 Жыл бұрын

I literally howled laughing most the way through it. 😂😂😂

@matthewdavidson4426 3 ай бұрын

@SuzanneEstevez Жыл бұрын

I can’t breathe 🤣🤣🤣, seriously, I can’t! Jordan’s little whispered breakdown about the iglooing may be the funniest thing ever!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@luciaguarino3465 Жыл бұрын

My stomach is hurting from this podcast I laughed so much and Williams face over the igloo 😂😂😂😂

@PDC-yb9qs Жыл бұрын

Why is nobody talking about the fact they STAYED AND ATE THE DINNER!

@tebellokhala9801 Жыл бұрын

EXACTLY!!! Also did they put the desert in the SAME freezer?? did they EAT the desert?!! I have so many questions!!

@olablc531 Жыл бұрын

Maybe they assumed it's for medical reasons and Alex is severely ill with intestines cancer or something and in that case, while that's still disgusting to eat from that whole fridge, that'd also be extremely rude to leave, you know, poor guy needs to keep the poo for his doctor to analyse and he doesn't have a choice, he has to put it in the freezer. I, for one, would assume something like that, and I'd feel bad for being disgusted by someone's disease. That being said, having waited for hours for the explanation and getting THAT instead... Jesus Christ on a jet ski... Edit: Still, condoms? Not a special cup from the pharmacy? Maybe he ran out of the cups and the pharmacy is far... But the gel on the condom is chemical and would ruin the results... No, definitely, I would need answers way sooner than at the dinner.

@blushingtipsy Жыл бұрын

I listened to this while working with a nail client and boy! I Didn't know what to do! 😳 This has topped all other problems sent in...note to ones self...listen alone 🤣

@kashinimeyo Жыл бұрын

“It’s never too early for manners” is probably the most unmannerly thing to say in that situation 😂

@MousebratCS 3 ай бұрын

I forgot how unhinged this Monday recording was. And then it went to iglooing. This has become one of the classics for me

@tokyohomo 11 ай бұрын

“Noting will top this” Melissa: “Hold my beer”

@KillerF0x 9 ай бұрын

I'm new to this podcast and love this dynamic. Also, the fact that Jordon was so bothered, and William (the king of proper) was able to read it and keep it together, absolutely tickles me.

@tomhealer123 Жыл бұрын

On one hand I’m repulsed by the idea of iglooing, but then on the other hand my inner mischievousness just loved William and Jordan’s reaction so much that it makes me glad that such a grotesque concept exits. Also I loved the chaos and carnage of you guys recording on Monday’s. I’m actually hoping it’ll happen again one day if I’m being honest, very entertaining! Definitely my favourite episode of 2023 so far even if I am slightly jealous of that Ellie person for receiving a wink from Jordan, thankfully the visual edit glossed over it.

@SUPERSTUDIO17 Жыл бұрын

JORDAN AND WILLIAM never fail to make us laugh. I'm also from New York and have been binging everything since I discovered this wonderful duo in the Fall on TIktok. THANK YOU SO MUCH for another full video episode. All the G n Divas really hope this becomes a regular thing

@valgill5036 Жыл бұрын

I’m crying laughing! Thanks, Jordan, William and Producer Ben xxx

@zoedunne2456 Жыл бұрын

This is the funniest ! Had me guffawing on the Lizzie line on the way to work on a Tuesday morning - I looked damn crazy but such a great way to enjoy one's commute

@MarvelleBanks Ай бұрын

Love the GRINDR NOTIFICATION that went off in the middle of this recording lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@lynnjvv1 Жыл бұрын

LOVE how shy Jordan got after the wink! Bless

@elizabethbarker5276 9 ай бұрын

It truly is never too early for manners 😂 I’ve taught very young primary school children proper dining etiquette and they know it’s never time for a tantrum. Great one William I’ll add it to my collection!

@danieladuvoisin5056 Жыл бұрын

You can see on Jordan face, him working it out, the how, whys amd what. Bless him 😅

@TomCox1992 10 ай бұрын

Love it at 41:20 when he gets that image and just starts crying 😂😂😂😂

@Suejenk Жыл бұрын

Never too early for manners.😂 that was a super quick response, going to steal that one.

@pyroboi77 Жыл бұрын

B & M = Billington & Mayman (NOT bargains & more, as believed by many). I love your dynamic guys. Keeping me entertained through chickenpox. Wish I'd found you years ago...

@nikileach Жыл бұрын

I was eating my lunch when the iglooing was discussed.....you could offer slimming services as I couldn't eat anything after that segment 🤣🤣🤣

@alizendir Жыл бұрын

I wonder if the recent "clone-a-willy" event has topped the Iglooing in these boy's eyes.

@johnsoran3874 8 ай бұрын

Thanks for the laugh. I heard things I would have thought I would never hear. Hahaha. Watching you from the southern tier of the Catskill mountains in upstate NY

@T.Aa90 Жыл бұрын

I really your podcast. I’m also feeling sick and want to go back to bed and start my day over after hearing about iglooing. Love from Norway

@liesbethvanewijk Жыл бұрын

love the thinking after how it is made

@maxineantoine5810 Жыл бұрын

every time i watch this podcast i'm weak in the knees i love you guys sooooooooo much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

@joshTV272 Жыл бұрын

my favourite podcast ever

@sammie5799 Жыл бұрын

I live for these. So funny 🥰

@KatesThings 10 ай бұрын

Oh yes! Welcome in. Drives me nuts.

@TerriThorns Жыл бұрын

Happy Valley final was sooo goood!!

@jimmyhunter2983 Жыл бұрын

Bizarrely enough William handled this better than Jordan. I'm still holing at the "gagging on the balcony" comment.

@Daveyboi1981 Жыл бұрын

Yorkshire puddings the important thing is that you need to ensure that the oil is piping hot steaming before adding the batter. Also never open the door whilst mid cooking wait till they're ready!

@addie.bosanko Жыл бұрын

Whoever edits this is a low-key comic genius.

@hedwignl8118 Жыл бұрын

EPB does I presume.. (Executive Producer Ben)

@Beachgirl00213 Жыл бұрын

The secret to a good yorkshire pudding is to let the batter sit for over an hour, so it's starts bubbling, then it's ready!

@antoniolosciale Жыл бұрын

The last one was hard to embrace🤣

@agnieszkabialecka9445 11 ай бұрын

Love it !!!!!❤

@HogwartsBasement Жыл бұрын

The visual aspect of this is amazing 😀 I’m so glad I found this

@TomCox1992 11 ай бұрын

Broken jordan was crying 🤣😂👏👏👏

@RoxieParsons1 Жыл бұрын

This is the first you tube version I've watched, I normally listen on Spotify... Omg Jordan if looks could kill 🖕🏻 😂😂😂😂 love you guys xx ps.. I have no idea what Ben looks like, but if I see him and recognise him, I'll say hi. 👋🏻

@sarahupt0n44 11 ай бұрын

Does anyone know the name of the watermelon episode I have heard it mentioned so many times I want to watch it🤣

@nocomment4642 3 ай бұрын

yes William ! It is never too early for manners .

@mariegregg3565 Жыл бұрын

Jordan’s face is hilarious

@puseletsomatsheng1450 Жыл бұрын

I wasn’t expecting that!!!😫😫🤣🤣🤣

@sammccarthy957 10 ай бұрын

Well you learn something new every day!!!! 😳

@shenialrzu3583 Жыл бұрын

The last one was genuinely shook me.

@amysmith8816 Жыл бұрын

Do they use it when it’s still frozen 😱? Or defrost it first!!? (Not sure why I want to know this!!)

@peterkrey7273 7 ай бұрын

"And remember, folks, you heard it here first!", as some gossip broadcast used as it's tag line years ago! This was rich!

@peterkrey7273 7 ай бұрын

Correction, "its", not "it's"! So embarrassing................I know better! Really!!

@peterww3106 10 ай бұрын

‘Nothing can top that!’ Melissa: Hold my beer!!!

@psychosoma5049 Жыл бұрын

Jordan is absolutely gorgeous

@willistaylor4077 Жыл бұрын

Oh, poor Jordan!! 😂😂🤪🤪

@Thebustermann Жыл бұрын

Back in the day it was known as space docking. Apparently a certain female singer was into it. Never ever gone give you up has all sorts of meaning.

@francescapatti2934 7 ай бұрын

The disoear in his voice 😂 "William, he poos it into the condom" Ive never felt so sorry for anyone in my life 😂

@liamgbooth 11 ай бұрын

I've heard this being called an Alaskan Pipeline before. No experience of it whatsoever 🤣

@realman6ft6 Жыл бұрын

Oh my days is the only response to the end of this podcast..

@bhishamseepersad9101 Жыл бұрын

Exactly what Paula wanted with this story

@kingy002 2 ай бұрын

Nothing really surprises me when it comes to human sexual activity. I have heard about, read about, and seen some things that would never cross my mind. And I've done some pretty heavy stuff myself in my life. You just never know what is going on in the house next door.

@speedbird1972 Жыл бұрын

Honestly, the most horrifying thing ive ever heard!

@kylzunk 9 ай бұрын

Oh gracious - bosses request read receipts on business emails as do persons of certain personalities. Truth always.

@notimestwo Жыл бұрын

I’m from New York 😭 all of what you bitched about is accurate lmao

@T.Aa90 10 ай бұрын

I’m watching this back and thought to myself that this isn’t so bad if you think about more recent episodes 😅

@DeKat-84 Жыл бұрын

Oh dear! I think this last letter actually broke Jordan's brain. 😵‍💫

@user-tt5xj5ib1e Ай бұрын

Would anyone like a chocolate popsicle, they're ice cold :D 🤔🍧🤣

@AngloAm 8 ай бұрын

Thanks, Paula. But you know -- I could have lived just as long without knowing about igloo'ing.

@jamesdore7659 Жыл бұрын

these are always excellent, and shamefully used to sleep to :-)

@cookiesroblox6759 5 ай бұрын

Don't think iv seen Jordan so quiet

@kylzunk 9 ай бұрын

Welcome In! Well, come in! (Surprised and pleased to see you) Well! Come in!

@miss.holly1971 Жыл бұрын

I am scared for life 😆

@anad05 Жыл бұрын

And btw, I am starting to check the freezers of my friends 😂😂😂

@reganparnell Жыл бұрын

What is a gndiva

@sandrapearson3867 Жыл бұрын

I’m so sorry Jordan I mentioned the ring on your wedding finger! I feel really bad now xx

@rosemcnamara8434 Жыл бұрын

I need to know the watermelon episode

@jeanne6961 Жыл бұрын

Episode is Help I'm Mates With A Melon Plucker - don't have series/ep number but it was August 2020

@kylzunk 9 ай бұрын

It’s not my Monday morning but I’m being irrationally irritated by little things. Honor Blackman.

@SophieRoberts03 2 ай бұрын

34:06 Is the start of the iglooing story, saves searching!

@Fireflier71 11 ай бұрын

Bloody Nora. I won't sleep now

@hollietibbetts4905 Жыл бұрын

Has this been removed from Spotify?

@jeanne6961 Жыл бұрын

Still there for me, maybe they're just putting them on KZfaq now as well!

@joshTV272 Жыл бұрын

i think they’re just posting it all on here as well as spotify because everyone always asks for the full video pod

@markmccann-wood2225 11 ай бұрын

William is Dead R8 about Yorkshire puddings, beef dripping & a red hot oven 👍

@user-if9qc3jg5z 4 ай бұрын

My husband lost his sence of smell so i love this now i can fart as much as i want now in bed and he doesn't smell a thing we have been together 26 years 😂😂

@JsMsti 11 ай бұрын

Is the sound and video just slightly off? :( [i think it’s just early in the video] y’all should do more collabs! Trixie Mattel n Katya, Hasan and AustinShow. I feel like the following quote applies, “There are more things in heaven and earth… than are dreamt of in your philosophy”, paired with The Garden of Earthly Delights. Fantastic if not disgustingly beautiful end to this episode. Thank you for your art.

@georgieeve2026 Жыл бұрын

I have a pretty high disgust tollerance.. but after that last bit.. I feel sick. I am not sure how to proceed with the rest of the day.. 😧😭🤮

@nicolatull5216 Ай бұрын

Hug Jordan ❤

@michelepannell 10 ай бұрын

B&M stands for Billington & Mayman the founders

@Demented_Demon666 Жыл бұрын

Note to self: Don’t record on Mondays.😂😂😂

@anad05 Жыл бұрын

Like ... thanks Paula for traumatising, hopefully all of us...

@Wendigo-dg8od 4 ай бұрын

That's not iglooing. That's a alaskan pipeline

@kashinimeyo Жыл бұрын

Okay the, uh, pièce de résistance of this vid should really have his own freezer in his room and not fucking tell everybody about it 😭 bro needs therapy- I need therapy

@StanWatt. 6 ай бұрын

What if he uses it on someone else? LMAO

@EdmiroBurke 11 ай бұрын

Well... something did top this one 😭😭😭😭🙉

@TheScouseadam 11 ай бұрын

Bargain madness

@jmckay188 8 ай бұрын

Good lord if you can't fart in your own bed what can you do, my husband would think I was more mad for getting up, going downstairs to the bathroom just to fart, I know I woman who became so ill because she wouldn't fart or do a number 2 when her partner was about and ended up in hospital so I say if you got to go you got to go 😅 love the podcast

@bunnybrain Жыл бұрын

in regards to the "LGBTwhatever the letters are" - as a fellow gay man (soon to be married, yay) i recently read the acronym re-spelled as quiltbag. i love that and am now using it instead. it sounds so much more fun, is easier to remember and you can't take yourself too seriously in this world anyway. so WELCOME ALL MY FELLOW QUILTBAGS

@jmudikun Жыл бұрын

How do I stop this channel from being recommended to me?

@catherinehardwick9149 Жыл бұрын

It’s called lard

@davidclaverie7772 Жыл бұрын

😊

@fayetaylor4275 Жыл бұрын

I agree, each to their own, but WTAF??!!! 😲 ❄️ 💩

@gracem1231 9 ай бұрын

That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard 🤣

@pukoh1523 10 ай бұрын

FARTING IS NORMAL.

@nocomment4642 3 ай бұрын

So......iglooing....ewwww can William give us some etiquette tips re this vile and disgusting activity....should one have a separate fridge to store ones "igloos" in bcz ....keeping something of THAT nature in your regular fridge is super disgusting !! Really, I thought I was unshockable. Dirty fekkers ! able