Henchmen of Metropolis

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@ghettotalk3119 2 жыл бұрын

Henchman: "you don't understand how crazy this mf hearing is" *Superman in space* This nigga spittin facts rn

@dedrichawkins5209 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@otakonlover10 2 жыл бұрын

Lol next to the sun and shit

@apexone5502 Жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

@nukebrown7261 Жыл бұрын

Me: *Pretending to be knocked out* Superman: Y'know i can hear your heartbeat right? Me; -.0 no you can't-

@chemicalcreeps1304 Жыл бұрын

@@nukebrown7261 maybe it'd be more funnier if the guy was pretending to be dead and not knocked out.

@Brotherkai11 2 жыл бұрын

“I guarantee you won’t say that to his face” “You absolutely right” 😂😂😂😂

@cityguy412 2 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qLJznLeSlpPIfJc.html 😄

@prest01 2 жыл бұрын

he was right tho, superman will throw you against a wall but batman will break every bone in your body before throwing you against a wall

@Kidtaker 2 жыл бұрын

Ong

@Marcell2aG 2 жыл бұрын

Then ask you where Penguin is hiding. Sir I can't answer with only 3 teeth in my mouth.

@seand7042 2 жыл бұрын

Superman once flew a man(not even a criminal) a mile into the sky within line 10 seconds with no warning because he mildly annoyed him

@neilhall1760 2 жыл бұрын

@@seand7042 The G forces on that man body definitely killed him 😂

@monetj40 2 жыл бұрын

@@seand7042 that actually verifies his bitch tendencies lol 😆

@JDWalker495 2 жыл бұрын

Injustice timeline begins Henchmen: “YOU THOUGH THE BLOCK WAS HOT BEFORE”

@renwilson6987 2 жыл бұрын

Everybody’s gangsta until Superman flies-in.

@claysoggyfries 2 жыл бұрын

Bro imagine being a henchmen and you gotta fight Superman 😂

@almalone3282 2 жыл бұрын

just paint a rock green and throw it in his face

@YoungYahtz94 2 жыл бұрын

Unless you a part of Intergang you screwed

@giovannigiovanni.7220 2 жыл бұрын

@@almalone3282 Or use one of the other colors.

@chrisbrown5108 2 жыл бұрын

@@almalone3282 nah it gotta be rock from his own planet

@lu_uc9 2 жыл бұрын

@Ikmi,,,, 💋👇 fax

@chicagomadebj 2 жыл бұрын

i swear these henchmen videos are gold every time

@KuntryFowle 2 жыл бұрын

Every single time bro I want them endlessly

@whateverrowsyourboat595 2 жыл бұрын

literally some of the best content on KZfaq

@evil80 2 жыл бұрын

Top tier in fact

@mbb1849 2 жыл бұрын

Every single time

@tsaucetheking2059 2 жыл бұрын

Superman said "I'm pussy?" 😂😂😂😂

@jackhanver1420 2 жыл бұрын

"Superman is either gonna melt my gun or tie me with a metal bar *while* batman is either shove that gun where the sun don't shine or bend that metal bar with my head"

@KWillo 2 жыл бұрын

Well at least in metropolis, Superman is your only threat as a henchman.Lex Luthor runs a corporation.In Gotham, you have to worry about your own boss killing you as much as you worry about Bruce Wayne beating the brakes off your behind.🤣🤣

@Reese91momo 2 жыл бұрын

@@KWillo except Luther on numerous occasions has killed his own henchmen or sent them on a known suicide mission with no remorse

@KWillo 2 жыл бұрын

@@Reese91momo True but Luther isn't nearly as outright scary as the joker ,bane. Killer croc, etc.🤣🤣

@Reese91momo 2 жыл бұрын

@@KWillo that’s true but in metropolis you’d have to worry about people like doomsday who’s only reason for living is literally to kill you that’s it kill every living thing then move on and repeat, parasite isn’t any better he’ll feed on you until there’s practically nothing left lol and let’s not forget good ol zod and his contempt for humanity “lesser” beings lol

@KWillo 2 жыл бұрын

@@Reese91momo Superman and the justice league usually deal with Doomsday.As a civilian, Supes is more likely to protect you than Bats .🤣

@arka7018 2 жыл бұрын

“I dont think you understand how crazy that mfr hearing is” 🤣🤣

@perryboyb8899 2 жыл бұрын

"Superman a bitch Batman ain't" Sups doing his rounds: "oh? 👂🏻😳 bet"😈

@manny123957 Жыл бұрын

Shit Superman wouldn’t even bother he’s basically a god

@darksydelycan85 Жыл бұрын

@@manny123957 now are we talking classic supes or Ultraman or injustice supes? Lol

@raymelleonard3075 9 күн бұрын

@@darksydelycan85ultraman flying in every time lol

@darksydelycan85 9 күн бұрын

@@raymelleonard3075 yup! 😂🤣

@w47765 2 жыл бұрын

The funny part is most henchman would realistically know exactly where there thug cutoff point is. Most of them would be a thug all the way up until a superhero arrives. How the fuck does any human look trying to fight any of the original seven of the justice league!? XD

@chrisbrown5108 2 жыл бұрын

I will say you have a higher possibility winning against Batman but even then it’s a very very very low chance of winning

@nolanevery3798 2 жыл бұрын

@@chrisbrown5108 yeah when he’s worn down and doesn’t have any gadgets, to the point than you have a slightly low medium chance of winning.😂🤣😭

@shadow6552 2 жыл бұрын

@@nolanevery3798 Lowkey. But fatigued Batman can hold it down. Bane broke EVERYONE outta jail for 3 DAYS straight, and bad them jump Batman before he fought Batman and broke his back and he still took decent damage. That's the WEAKEST one on the JL. And he needed everybody to get him. Let's not even think about if it was Arkham Batman

@togucvinw7 2 жыл бұрын

@@shadow6552 Arkham Batman is on god mode for real, I’m positive he is a meta human actually

@9reen280 2 жыл бұрын

i’d put hawk girl in a blunt u buggin, green lantern too

@BrayIsBae 2 жыл бұрын

Saying "Kryptonite" almost as bad as saying Voldemort's name

@giovannigiovanni.7220 2 жыл бұрын

I wonder what color of Kryptonite they had?

@jeanluca2002 2 жыл бұрын

@@giovannigiovanni.7220 Probably the Green, that one is hard to find and the other ones are even rarer

@itsceerby 2 жыл бұрын

This Henchmen series has me crying every time 💀

@astroboyzaee 2 жыл бұрын

“THE K!!!! say it with me THE K!!!!!” 🤣🤣🤣bruh this series is hilarious lean please keep it up

@cityguy412 2 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qLJznLeSlpPIfJc.html 😄

@FinalKamehameha44 2 жыл бұрын

Everybody say Batman scarier and sure he might be but anytime superman's eyes start glowing ANY type of red he's the most terrifying being on the planet because at that point he's done talkin.

@KWillo 2 жыл бұрын

Superman thinks twice before turning you into a puddle of blood.Batman, on the other hand, gets off on beating the crap out of criminals.You have to be as crazy as the joker or as strong as bane if you want to eat in Gotham.🤣😭

@ralphjb 2 жыл бұрын

I mean, Superman won't put him in the ICU. He will just take him straight to jail, so I see his point.

@KWillo 2 жыл бұрын

Plus, you wouldn't want to end up in Arkham after batman gets done beating the brakes off you.That's worse than Guantanamo bay.🤣😭

@IntenseEffectDripVegetaXV2 2 жыл бұрын

@@KWillo lmao

@KWillo 2 жыл бұрын

@@IntenseEffectDripVegetaXV2 Remember in the dark knight how the mob bosses had a meeting during the daytime because they were scared of Batman.lol

@darksydelycan85 Жыл бұрын

@@KWillo yup 🤣

@0mking0 2 жыл бұрын

honestly, at this point .. im ready for a whole movie? web series? something .. this shyt is way too good!!

@chrisbrown5108 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine being a henchman and Superman and Batman decide to team up

@dramafabel 2 жыл бұрын

It’s wraps. Hope you had your affairs in order because you going into early retirement.

@lloydchristian936 2 жыл бұрын

Bat goes to rearrange my skeletal structure but luckily supes is there to hold him back

@Zhello79 2 жыл бұрын

Wonder Woman joins the fray. Henchmen: shackle them handcuffs on me fam. I surrender.

@clydu91 2 жыл бұрын

You need to pitch this to WB somehow, someway. A mini-series about working under different villains or even different everyday jobs in these chaotic ass superhero cities. Like always, you deliver. Amazing vid.

@MandatoryFruit 2 жыл бұрын

Fr. It's so entertaining just to yet glimpses into the life of a regular dude in a superhero infested world.

@VladyO 2 жыл бұрын

Great concept but it's been done before with NBC's Powerless. Because of one failure WB's never gonna do that angle again.

@clydu91 2 жыл бұрын

@@VladyO Yeah but they weren't black, were they? checkmate.

@asterbomb9884 2 жыл бұрын

He right about batman being scarier than superman

@D33MON99 2 жыл бұрын

Superman really ain’t bout that action. He’s right.

@jetzoin5883 2 жыл бұрын

But I bet you wouldn't say that to his face though.

@dulguunnorjinbat6136 2 жыл бұрын

@@jetzoin5883 you’re right, i would not.

@JESUSisGODperiod 2 жыл бұрын

@@dulguunnorjinbat6136 🤣

@artemis3865 2 жыл бұрын

@@dulguunnorjinbat6136 I would, Superman doesn't punch cause he's mad. Batman will break every bone in your body just cause you stepped on his boots on the wrong day...

@Soopology 2 жыл бұрын

Superman will kill you only if you call Lois a bitch. Batman keeps you alive just to break a new bone you’ve never heard of.

@Surfword 2 жыл бұрын

The spinoff we been waiting for

@Idle1996 2 жыл бұрын

"You absolutely right. I wouldn't say that to his face."

@stateoflooming4208 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao the fact he prob heard tht shit but only showed up to the Batman comparison

@jooniebug1c 2 жыл бұрын

lean please put all of these skits in a playlist

@carolina_reaperx 2 жыл бұрын

I actually have a playlist made of his Gotham videos

@bignoob24 2 жыл бұрын

It's a bird, it's a plane- oh fuck it's superman.

@charliec.7520 2 жыл бұрын

Naw imagine being a henchman when Superman turn evil 😭

@Iseenotix 2 жыл бұрын

Atleast it'd be a quick death. Superman could just turn you into pink mist with one hit.

@MandatoryFruit 2 жыл бұрын

I find it funny that Superman would have heard these dudes talking shit, said "bet," and just showed up outside their house solely to spook the shit out of them. That's literally the only reason, because they technically didn't do anything illegal so Supes would have zero grounds to apprehend them.

@Karlos1234ify 2 жыл бұрын

At least with Superman, you won’t end up in the hospital with a full body cast. Just hope that he isn’t a evil Superman, god help you.

@luxsuperbia1531 2 жыл бұрын

yeah but if you have an evil superman it's not just metropolis's problem: it's global so you're fucked either way

@GreaterGrievobeast55 Жыл бұрын

Injustice superman: fries you then moves on Red sun superman: lobotomizes you and into a cyborg laundry mat attendant Superboy prime: says some cringey nonsense before retcon punching you

@dday906 2 жыл бұрын

I'm curious. For anyone that reads this comment, tell me which place you'd rather live in: Metropolis or Gotham? Gotham got a high crime rate, crazy mofos, and the freaking Batman drifting in his Batmobile. Everyday is a gamble you don't get mugged, kidnapped, or killed. But Metropolis got Superman fighting bad guys that can level buildings, throw him through towers, and the only way to make the money and get insurance to cover the damages to your property, is to work for a megalomaniac who will choose you to be an experiment to kill Superman, if he wants to.

@jackmakila3776 2 жыл бұрын

Metropolis all the way even with the city wide destruction happening every month at least most of the villans aren't going out of there way to kill random people in Gotham has villans going around just to hurt random people no larger goals or anything just murder

@katokixks3420 2 жыл бұрын

Gotham

@UltimateUchia1 2 жыл бұрын

Metropolis easily. Gotham got new villains and goons coming out of the street cracks. Even if a big time villain like Joker isn’t after you for no reason somebody is going to try to rob and kill you for an equally no good reason. Superman tends to deal with higher level villains so I just have to evacuate once a month and hope I have a house when it’s over. Gotham I’m fighting for my life damn near every day and I’m more than likely broke.

@zakafdf8288 2 жыл бұрын

Metropolis aint gonna see no eye to eye with The Joker or the riddler or anybody else cuz when you do is usually too late

@brandonthomas1492 2 жыл бұрын

Metropolis

@johnchidzomba9243 2 жыл бұрын

On a real though Batman stay giving henchmen concussions 😂😂😂

@Swimmingbases 2 жыл бұрын

The boom after that line had me cracking up 🤣

@afro_souledits2382 2 жыл бұрын

Henchmen:" sorry boss I was late to the dropoff point Boss:" nigga how ,you said it was 2 blocks away on the phone Henchmen:" you mean there was two blocks , yea the cape boyscout was fighting doomsday, oh yeah a building landed on the phantom you let us used ,it ain't coming out my paycheck!😂😂

@BaronVonSheisty 2 жыл бұрын

1:10-1:30 I'm cryin 🤣🤣🤣

@beyondeverythingspidermanm4491 2 жыл бұрын

Yo DO ONE ON BEING A HENCHMEN IN NEW YORK AND HAVE IT WERE THEY TALK ABOUT THE PUNISHER

@johnwillis3271 2 жыл бұрын

yooooo that would be epic!!!🤣🤣🤣

@khalilgray6903 2 жыл бұрын

Nah deadass💯😭

@nc3963 2 жыл бұрын

That would be nuts. I’d rather take a beatdown from Daredevil than to fuck with Frank😭

@thepackunderground389 2 жыл бұрын

I woulda laughed my ass off is superman walked in or was just already somehow in the room looking at old boy lol.

@ghettotalk3119 2 жыл бұрын

See superman 'knows' he can kill you but doesn't Batman KNOWS he can kill you but decides to break every limb, internal organs bleeding, concussion. Then leave you at a shipping dock with no help on the way.

@agonleed3841 2 жыл бұрын

word. he won't kill you, he just refuses to help make sure you can make it lmao

@taekaine4011 2 жыл бұрын

Aint no point running away from him💀bro probably was watching them run away

@Kuribohchaos8 2 жыл бұрын

still waiting to see the Henchmen working for Toyman

@carolina_reaperx 2 жыл бұрын

The emphatic head nod! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@hsaungaye9662 2 жыл бұрын

Please make a Metropolis henchmen part 2 please, we need more of this in our lives lol

@splinter360 Жыл бұрын

Clark really pulled up on them to run that fade 🤣

@childishnujabes3769 2 жыл бұрын

Been waiting for this one. As usual good shit lean.

@larrysmith7197 2 жыл бұрын

I’ll say it again y’all need to have at least a million views on these. nobody does DC skits better 💯

@Funnyestpuppest 9 ай бұрын

"I don't think you understand how crazy that mf hearing is" Superman:what yall talking about

@Brookins360 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao Superman touched down like "whatcha say now?!"

@10kwes 2 жыл бұрын

I really need WB to pick you up for a little mini series or something cause this shit fire every trip

@DoubleeDee 2 жыл бұрын

The K , The K . DeCAY! 😭

@reezyelchapo9092 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 “u mean to tell me u scared of Batman not Superman” nigga said YES!!! Lmao

@davesdailymotivation8770 2 жыл бұрын

See Batman is built for men…Superman is built for super villains. There’s a reason they call him the “Dark Knight”.

@VernorsDoctor 2 жыл бұрын

Most villains would respect Duperman for taking it easy on them

@bmj1695 2 жыл бұрын

I love these videos I just wish they were longer 😭

@demigodt34 Жыл бұрын

Superman about to get him straight lol

@tae..3715 2 жыл бұрын

It’s crazy because Superman was actually willing to kill but Batman was against killing it’s just Batman would break all yo goddamn bones in yo body 😭😭😭

@DerekLincolnDPW 2 жыл бұрын

Henchman: “Superman is a b****!!” Superman: “and I took that personally.”

@quincyglover3942 2 жыл бұрын

I like how they had the lights red for those who don’t know Superman is weak under red sun

@astrotrain1984 2 жыл бұрын

You gotta do one where you mention Red Hood and Nightwing

@raydiant4665 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣Man these henchmen vids are top tier comedy. Need a gotham henchmen react to joker blowing up metropolis and tricking supes into kill lois lane. Keep up the good work.

@judas_bdb8681 2 жыл бұрын

Superman isn't gonna do anything to a random henchman. Batman, however, will put him in a hospital

@Nocaine281 2 жыл бұрын

Bro never stop making these 😂😂😭😭

@flawless_Cowboy 2 жыл бұрын

Bro was really worried about "the k"

@afcomics7184 2 жыл бұрын

The henchman in Metropolis seem more humane than the Gothamites.

@MandatoryFruit 2 жыл бұрын

You're brought up different in Gotham. It is kill or be killed straight out of the womb unless you're a 1 percenter.

@afcomics7184 2 жыл бұрын

@@MandatoryFruit Right though

@end-er_1023 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you man. You gotta do these more frequently this is amazing.

@gosoviral8460 2 жыл бұрын

Need more of these lean!🔥🔥

@grantjames7504 2 жыл бұрын

He can make series on just henchmen and different villians

@mennehgambia1962 2 жыл бұрын

These series is carryin my life rn

@Monte90 2 жыл бұрын

This the most hilarious series of videos EVER!!! All of these are FIRE!!!

@TOUGHANDMANIK 2 жыл бұрын

This yo funniest one yet I was watching it high as hell last night n couldn't stop laughing

@salimmaxwell 2 жыл бұрын

The look of fear when this nigga superman came 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@rickeybernard8156 2 жыл бұрын

Everybody talking spicy until they run up on Superman Prime 😂

@DrizzyDre7_ 2 жыл бұрын

Bro these shits are amazing keep it up man highly underrated

@millionairesburner24 2 жыл бұрын

Henchmen of central city gotta be next

@ProtectionOfficerThomasLawson 2 жыл бұрын

Your henchmen videos are hilarious

@googletweaking9887 2 жыл бұрын

Love your videos, keep em comin💪

@UbiquitousShow Жыл бұрын

Boy i would give lean a crazy budget for this shit.

@BionicSpider 2 жыл бұрын

Another Certified Hood Classic 🔥

@iikeyze 2 жыл бұрын

That ending lmaoo

@AlgorithmicPain 2 жыл бұрын

Superman's entrance scared me, and I wasn't even in the video!

@xtra35cent 2 жыл бұрын

Superman dropped in like "who a bitch?" 😂😂

@lamarwashington7093 2 жыл бұрын

Bro even I got chills when I heard that nigga Superman land 💀😂

@KenpachiDar 2 жыл бұрын

waited for so long for this, this shit always gold

@ethanblickenstaff3812 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you Casey

@thugmario2473 2 жыл бұрын

I'm fucking wheezing bruv

@ElswordKcINC 2 жыл бұрын

Iv been waiting for more of these videos

@thereal_felon 2 жыл бұрын

U mean to tell me u scared of Batman but not Superman🤔 Yesss 🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♂️

@Anteiku_KoFi 2 жыл бұрын

Ayyyyee thé Henchmen series is back🔥🔥🔥

@alexanderjohnson5097 2 жыл бұрын

The head nod 🤣🤣🤣

@thekingsman9880 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah these videos are clutch 🙏🏽

@princetonhoward8189 2 жыл бұрын

Oh shit lean getting consistent he gone hit a mil in 3 months

@psyfozim 2 жыл бұрын

Superman is definitely the better choice to face as he'll accept surrender without giving you hospital bills. But don't get it twisted, you can only step on an ant so softly without crushing it. Mongul, Despero, Darkseid, Brainiac...man fights in a weight class all these tough guys can't even comprehend.