henry kaiser, alexander dumble part 3

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henry kaiser, alexander dumble part 3

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@JunkCCCP 10 жыл бұрын

Man, I love that super digital tone he's getting out of one of the most expensive tube amplifiers known to man. Sounds like someone's raping an AM radio.

@funkyjones 3 жыл бұрын

...but...but....he's SO...."innovative"....

@AlexSosaBolivia Жыл бұрын

Thumbs up 8 years later LOL

@EdwinDekker71 10 жыл бұрын

The Anti-Hendrix has risen.

@ernieandbert190202 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏🙏👍

@ioflowboy 2 жыл бұрын

Why do I laugh at this

@herrpschasina3020 4 ай бұрын

Was Hendrix in Gesang, ist Kaiser mit Gitarrespielen

@BuefordWilson 11 жыл бұрын

Simply. Stunning. Somehow he managed to make even a Dumble sound like Robocop shitting out a PCB. Cool rack, bro.

@MoistRobots 8 жыл бұрын

9:28 says "Let's have a little distortion", then steps on a duck's nuts.

@BackyardRambo 5 жыл бұрын

Lol!!

@jackhampton2062 3 жыл бұрын

@Van peter Has to be some time in the 80's when racks full of effects were all the rage.

@jamesgreen6648 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@jfo3000 2 жыл бұрын

"I started playing guitar late, I was 20 when I started." "Here's a tune I wrote when I was a kid."

@jadaplaysguitar89 2 жыл бұрын

older people call 20 year olds kids too bc they’re still really young mainly back then tho.

@kkjhn41 2 жыл бұрын

In males the frontal lobe which is involved in decision making is not fully developed until age 25. At 20 you still are a kid.

@butterflymoon6368 Жыл бұрын

@@jadaplaysguitar89 i'm 40 and to be a 30 year old is a child.

@Commiefornia Жыл бұрын

20 year olds think 30 year olds are OOOLD...

@pichan8841 8 ай бұрын

I started playing guitar at 13. Later switched to piano. But I had already written half a dozen songs way before that, starting at approx. 6 years of age - before playing any instrument at all. Most of those pieces are crap. I'm no 'Mozart'. And making 'a capella' overdub recordings with two tape recorders was awful. Also, my pieces were merely stylistic rip-offs of what was on the air back then. Since then I have become a composer/producer with a solid background in classical harmony/counterpoint and jazz. Henry Kaiser is a virtuoso - whether you like his music or not. You could put Mr. Kaiser on stage with Miles Davis, Herbie Hancock, Bill Frisell, John Zorn or the likes of which without any rehearsals and they'd not only get along very well, but probably produce some legendary masterwork of historical significance. My personal musical preferences aside, I admire Henry Kaiser's originality, courage and resilience that keeps him going despite all the (KZfaq endemic) haters.

@scottrill8318 2 жыл бұрын

Frank Zappa would have loved this guy

@poopydonkey 3 ай бұрын

😂😆😂 WELCOME TO THE FIRST CHURCH OF APPLIANTOLOGY

@peipy44 2 ай бұрын

No, Zappa actually loved guitar players like Johnny Guitar Watson, Clarence Gatemouth Brown, Jeff Beck and Alan Holdsworth.

@Vasconezona Ай бұрын

Everyone else’s agrees bro stfu. Zappa loved beef heart, and would’ve adored this.

@bloodyfrets 9 жыл бұрын

After this show I finally understand hwy Dumble has been hiding all these years

@PutItAway101 9 жыл бұрын

bloodyfrets can't fit out the door...

@bloodyfrets 9 жыл бұрын

PutItAway101 Hahaha yes that too

@theothersideisjustashard3237 8 жыл бұрын

seriously-this is like a Saturday night live skit?! funniest shit ever!

@Turboy65 6 ай бұрын

Henry has always been proof positive that money can't buy or substitute for talent or skill.

@68feedback 9 жыл бұрын

I read somewhere he had to pay Dumble with 10 million dollars, a 55 gallon barrel of morphine and a double earsectomy.

@work1907 4 жыл бұрын

We’re not ready for him he’s way ahead of our time.

@craiglizt8074 2 жыл бұрын

R.I.P. Alexander Howard Dumble. Though this video never showcased the legend of your amps, it still has become legendary in guitar culture. The crystal lattice is strong.

@brandonkruse6412 7 жыл бұрын

I love these subtle 90 degree turns he makes when he changes subjects.

@bradsmithstudios8881 2 жыл бұрын

I get the feeling like this was a “the check cleared, so I’m here” type of situation for dumble.

@faustovalentinneumann673 Жыл бұрын

For people who love Beefheart and The Magic Band this is amazing

@Vasconezona Ай бұрын

I love you for this

@justsomemincedgarlic 13 жыл бұрын

hahahaha i love how he asks what key. like that matters.

@melodicolatino 13 жыл бұрын

When I feel I suck at guitar I watch this video, and feel like the best guitar player of the world!!!!Yeaaaaahhh!!!!

@PixieintheMainframe 10 жыл бұрын

Hahaha!! What key?? Like it fucking matters!!

@melodicolatino 13 жыл бұрын

I watched this whole video waiting for Dumble to tackle him from behind, I really though it was going to happen. Or see Dumbles' guitar flying to this guy's head.

@bigbananadealer846 2 жыл бұрын

jesus the backwards guitar solo is insane. holy christ thats cool

@pokerdaveneu 10 жыл бұрын

I don't wanna say he is the worst guitar player, but everybody I have EVER heard is better.

@Poochpatrol 3 жыл бұрын

Lol!!!!!

@jodycarlson4859 2 жыл бұрын

I know this is old as hell but your comments just cracked me up

@PutItAway101 9 жыл бұрын

I think we all know where his "third hand" would be if he had one

@Chorkaloopa 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@evansgate Жыл бұрын

Can’t be his ass because his heads already paying rent

@hetmanjz 8 ай бұрын

Where do *you* want it to be? 🤔🤭🤣😘

@TheMasonator777 10 жыл бұрын

I love individuality, but individuality should come naturally. This guy is so forced and unlistenable. He either has no taste, or refuses to listen to it. If I need to get this to be hip, I'd rather be uncool. Too many off kilter elements at once. Outside notes with inside time: cool. Outside time with inside notes: cool. But both at the same time with god-awful tone... Too much, man.

@dairebarefoot6763 4 жыл бұрын

He sounds out of tune on top of all that! Haha

@hchoe741 7 жыл бұрын

i see why dumble left the business

@Diax1324 4 жыл бұрын

He still makes amps.

@travisstewart4112 3 жыл бұрын

He didn’t leave the business. He’s just lazy AF.

@RobbyLanta94 6 жыл бұрын

A true sonic explorer and pioneer.

@petejohnstone4308 5 жыл бұрын

The Michael Avenatti of guitar.

@Brylantor 7 жыл бұрын

"Make it sound like I'm playing backwards guitar" Mate, you're already 100% backwards

@G5Hohn 8 жыл бұрын

"They gave me access to really deep levels of programming, so I can come up with new ways to make your ears hurt and make you beg for an ice pick to impale your eardrums upon."

@ShimmySystem 14 жыл бұрын

This is why shame was invented, so you can realize to stop what your doing because you're doing it wrong.

@austinbritt5511 4 жыл бұрын

Dear Lord, no wonder Alexander Dumble went into hiding. I hope he made a lot of money sitting through that absolute disaster of a demo? That was so bad

@ChickenStripped 10 жыл бұрын

This is so wrong on so many levels...

@RobFlaxMusic 4 жыл бұрын

Watched all the way through, just to make it to that sweet last phrase, "it yodels in octaves." Perfection.

@SmokeyMirr0r 2 жыл бұрын

lol. "If I bend a note, it yodels in octaves." Hilarious!

@677moonpie 10 жыл бұрын

Great guitar players should sound great without any effects, unlike this guy, who sounds horrible with and without effects.

@patandmacmusic 2 жыл бұрын

I don’t know how I’ve never seen this before. I would have been ALL over this when I was 19 and buying weird pedals and trying to make crazy sounds lol

@offgridjohn871 6 жыл бұрын

this is great..amazing. thankyou for making me feel better about my kids guitar playing..they don't actually play

@yobhsiFehT 13 жыл бұрын

The last words of this segment say so much, I think: "It yodels in octaves."

@LucasCrossleyGuitar 10 жыл бұрын

Wow.....you just made one of the best amps in the world sound like a cat taking a hard poo. Congrats.

@gavinBsussex 7 жыл бұрын

This is nuts. Why do an instruct instructional video if you can't play guitar?

@themaninme 10 жыл бұрын

pure comedy !! :)

@These_go_to_eleven_1959 10 жыл бұрын

exactly! you know he is fooling everyone! LMAO! I mean he cant be serious right?

@Vasconezona Ай бұрын

You guys aren’t serious players are you?

@PutItAway101 9 жыл бұрын

Clearly Dumble takes all the money he makes from his 30K amps and spends it on Twinkies

@zairakas 14 жыл бұрын

Henry Kaiser is awesome.

@youngboyharless9769 Ай бұрын

Idk, to each their own but his music taste sounds like shit to my ear. Long as he's having fun I guess, that's all that should matter with guitar. But it helps if you can actually write Melodies and envoke emotion.

@jadaplaysguitar89 2 жыл бұрын

i love his taste in music and effects they sound so cool seems FUN to play idk what all the hate is about

@DillingerR 2 жыл бұрын

The hate is coming from idiotic, creatively conservative, dad-rock style guitar nerds. They don’t know shit

@brandonkruse6412 7 жыл бұрын

"Backwards guitar" What an amazing piece of technology!!

@treatb09 2 жыл бұрын

Its for the yoda of guitar and the dislexics.

@CatClemonsOfficial 13 жыл бұрын

What a fabulous musician! Never get tired of Henry Kaiser!!!

@torreydunn2170 Жыл бұрын

Please say you are joking?!

@davidjorgensen877 8 ай бұрын

@@torreydunn2170 He is an innovator and, as with all innovators, most of his innovations fail - that's the nature of innovation. But I guarantee you that there are guitarists who've been inspired by some of his innovations to create music that you and millions of others actually consider to be fabulous. It's sad that off-the-wall creative genius like this can lay the groundwork for popular trends, yet the fruits of that popularity they never receive. It has always been thus for artists who eschew popularity for genuine originality.

@TimmyTantrum 9 жыл бұрын

This guy talks and plays like he had super rich parents who never told him he was bad at anything. Smug attitude, incredibly sloppy self-taught style with no basis in musical theory, and all the money in the world to screw around with expensive musical toys. But that's just speculation on my part. Anyone who is into this style but wants to listen to an actual musician instead should listen to Adrian Belew.

@mooshimanx 8 жыл бұрын

+DickTruth That's because it's completely accurate. Henry Kaiser is a the scion of the Kaiser Permanente hospital fortune.

@Diax1324 6 жыл бұрын

Perfect.

@tysonrinker5958 5 жыл бұрын

Nailed it

@illuminatibraincontrol 4 жыл бұрын

I don't think you understand music theory

@johnneira 4 жыл бұрын

DickTruth you made me laugh and cry at the same time.

@telemaestro268 15 жыл бұрын

Standard fancy digital effects rack, that doesn't make much sense. Well I am glad these videos exist they are quite funny...

@MattSofianosGuitar 2 ай бұрын

‘Robocop shitting out a PCB’ has to be the best of a very good bunch of comments.

@PutItAway101 10 жыл бұрын

Fuck me, that is just horrid.

@milankotevski1663 3 жыл бұрын

This is what happens when pure comedy takes human form.

@HavardEkremster 12 жыл бұрын

Makes me think about the everyday newbie with a boss gt10 or whatever

@teokiatuan2 13 жыл бұрын

he must be the guy who plays in all the guitar parody videos great work dude

@themaninme 9 жыл бұрын

3:33 if you wanna have a good laugh

@anthonystaiti2234 Жыл бұрын

this comment section has made me lose faith in humanity. Henry Kaiser is a internationally respected musician and sonic pioneer who has worked with some of the brightest musicians and renowned artists of our time. Alexander Dumble is hanging out with him and probably wouldn't want to talk to any of you blues daddy's for more than a second.

@bigtime94z 5 жыл бұрын

Oh, this is for real? I thought I was watching a improved skit like Nigel Tufnel and his amp that goes to eleven. Both of these guys seem like total frauds. This guy probably blew his load when Digitech came out with the GNX series multi effects boards. Try actually playing the guitar and not the effects pedal.

@SirTwangabangalot 11 жыл бұрын

Loving that $10k Dumble Overdrive Special tone. Jesus...

@druchumley4571 7 жыл бұрын

"Dog shit with vanilla icing is not a wedding cake. Its just a frosted dog turd."- Stephen King

@jammer777 7 ай бұрын

I bet Alexander regrets these videos. RIP Alex.

@SixStringHarmonies 11 жыл бұрын

LOL. To clear up confusion some might have, Henry is the grandson of Henry J. Kaiser. Most folks have heard of Kaiser Shipbuilding, or Kaiser-Permanente, that was his grandfather's legacy. Henry here, is an unemployed, self-satisfying heir to a massive fortune who actually paid to have this film made. It's much the same with his albums. He uses the Kaiser fortune to supplement his bad hearing, and creates tales about what a tough childhood he had in exclusive boarding schools. Boo Hoo. Terrible.

@butterflymoon6368 Жыл бұрын

8:28 - to those who think he can't play. That was tonally beautiful. He knows what he is doing.

@tacenterprises8396 Жыл бұрын

Agreed. Very Jerry Garcia reminiscent.

@VinnieMansfield Жыл бұрын

That was not good lol this guys mind is very awesome and there’s alot to learn there but his playing is not that great.

@cristianorentroia6607 Жыл бұрын

he managed to play a bunch of diatonic notes, that's it. not good in my opinion. Still, music is subjective.

@gab2876 Жыл бұрын

That was very great imo

@AlexSosaBolivia Жыл бұрын

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

@MattSofianosGuitar 2 ай бұрын

I would submit that there’s no reason for Henry Kaiser to ever be doing anything. Ever.

@radcam69 11 жыл бұрын

Sounds like bats being exterminated.

@catmoondaddy 10 жыл бұрын

Mr Dumble is pretty good though.

@soonerred22 11 жыл бұрын

If dumble is dead. This video killed him.

@kevinmifsud6809 11 жыл бұрын

Keith merrow and Jeff loomis brought me here

@jegr3398 3 жыл бұрын

He probably thinks it's the most badass sound ever

@FreezerKing 12 жыл бұрын

Kaiser: "Let's play some blues, Dr. D!" *Dr. D plays the worst blues ever* *Kaiser plays the worst thing that isn't even close to the blues ever* Kaiser: Yeah! Far out! Dr. D: I'm hungry.

@jamesdoctor8079 Жыл бұрын

Wow we live in such a great time to be a guitar player. 25 years ago, there’s no way you would have been able to find this video, save for contacting Henry yourself

@4StringDomination 11 жыл бұрын

"What Key?" Does that matter to him?

@martindonohoe6470 3 жыл бұрын

That was the best line...What key? before he starts his auditory assault.

@MerrittJeff1970 13 жыл бұрын

"He needs a talent effect on his rack." is damn funny I have to admit. This is just an example of 80's guitar into the digital effects world gone far far astray

@crimsontent6732 9 жыл бұрын

Greatest guitar player alive.

@SteffeLindmanMedia 11 жыл бұрын

Is this guy for real? I´been playing guitar for 25years and I dont think I heard anything that sux more. No timing, no tone, no nothing?

@steveclarke1764 5 жыл бұрын

PSA: This is NOT a "shred" video. I repeat, this is not a "shred" video!

@treatb09 2 жыл бұрын

This is the musical equivalent to ‘the room’

@tomoflaherty3638 4 ай бұрын

‘Where’s my tuning, Denny?’

@RobSmith-rn3ie 8 ай бұрын

They hate you if your clever and they despise a fool. If you believed they put a man on the moon. 😝

@ianryan5727 6 жыл бұрын

Great .... just what this world needs .... you with an extra hand :)

@tps1020 4 жыл бұрын

The story goes that Henry disappeared shortly after this video was aired. Dumble was exonerated after an inquest but there was a good amount of circumstantial evidence tying him to the disappearance. A few tiny particles of Henry were found in a wood-chipper Dumble once owned but his alibi was solid so go figure.

@Timewalker13 Жыл бұрын

what even???????

@Diax1324 4 жыл бұрын

0:36 It's the 80s... The land of chorus... And he manages to have a chorus that sounds shittier than a fucking $10 danelectro pedal.

@PutItAway101 3 жыл бұрын

If an actual Scottish bagpipe player made a sound like that, they'd get thrown out of Scotland.

@fiabd 11 жыл бұрын

If Alan Partridge played guitar....

@LetMeGoForever 14 жыл бұрын

So, everyone who is bashing Kaiser found this video by searching Dumble? I found it by searching Kaiser, because I'm a FAN. He doesn't make music like this all the time (Has worked with Richard Thompson, and helped him with the soundtrack to GRIZZLY MAN), and you guys are critiquing a man you know nothing about.

@jackhopkins9745 2 жыл бұрын

This guy was on to something

@dickslap37 11 жыл бұрын

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!?

@humanbn1057 6 жыл бұрын

Hilarious. Never gets old.

@bearchildofdeath 12 жыл бұрын

My right ear is loving this video.

@Alex-pw7fm Жыл бұрын

His playing is great idk if these other guys are joking or what

@jerrymorganjr 2 жыл бұрын

Remember those guys who couldn’t play for shit, so they compensated with gear.

@SgtThump 15 жыл бұрын

This guy is a trip, man.

@Archetype123 11 жыл бұрын

How was that like bagpipes?!

@dlopeol1525 7 жыл бұрын

" I'm lazy I'll have a machine do it for me" words of a true musician

@98Vols 11 жыл бұрын

All those effects through a Dumble? Seriously?!! Well 1987 go figure

@effectrode 8 жыл бұрын

Fascinating. How does Kaiser manage to to get such a scratchy, tinny, chickins--t sound with so much expensive studio gear?

@PutItAway101 7 жыл бұрын

I think he must have some kind of staggeringly bad picking technique, he somehow gets the same kind of spastic clinky squawk out of every note he plays on every guitar.

@Kohntarkosz 12 жыл бұрын

No, he doesn't say "when I was a child", he says "When I was a kid", presumably meaning when he was around 20 or 21. Maybe it's different where you live, but it's common for people who are a decade or more older to refer someone in their early 20's or someone who is inexperienced by whatever as "a kid".