here's the plot of Mortal Instruments so you don't have to read it (cassandra clare's shadowhunters)

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here's the plot of Mortal Instruments so you don't have to read it (cassandra clare's shadowhunters)

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@caricanread Ай бұрын

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@mj5697 11 ай бұрын

“She is fifteen years old, at a nightclub. SHE CAN’T DANCE and she is following boys with knives into back rooms, ALONE.” 😂😂😂

@diehexe273 11 ай бұрын

That's by the way the exact point where I DNFed this book and decided this is not for me 😂

@ninamarie177 11 ай бұрын

When I first read it as a 13/14 year old European it didn’t even occur to me that that would be weird. We had almost weekly under 18 parties and you could get into any 18+ club at age 16 as long as you were occupied by someone over 18 with written permission from a parent.

@diehexe273 11 ай бұрын

@@ninamarie177 Yeah, that part made sense to me (I'm also European). But following a random dude with knives into a back room? Why would you do that?! 😅

@lexa2310 11 ай бұрын

I couldn't stop laughing because, to me, it sounded like being unable to dance in a club was worse than following potential murderers into backrooms. 😂

@nailinthefashion 11 ай бұрын

I wish I had read this when I was young so stuff like that would just fly past me

@lpchambers3681 11 ай бұрын

The fact that a majority of this book series is spent debating whether or not the main ship is siblings is categorically insane writing

@bucca2 11 ай бұрын

Knowing that it used to be Ginny/Ron fanfiction doesn’t make it less insane, but it makes more sense

@AislingEtmaya 11 ай бұрын

I mean its likely cassandra clare has an incest fetish considering this series was based off of/named after her ronXginny fanfics. I shirt you not. Cassie is effed in the head tbqh

@annahks 11 ай бұрын

@@bucca2TO BE FAIR… the mortal instruments wasn’t actually inspired by the fanfic mortal instruments. like if u actually read the fic (which you SHOULDN’T. it traumatized me for life) and compare it to her books they don’t actually have anything in common (besides cassies obsession w incestuous relationships). the fic that actually inspired the mortal instruments was the draco trilogy. a lot of the story points were basically the same, and she literally just copy-pasted the falcon backstory from draco to jace asjsgjssgsj

@jazg3950 11 ай бұрын

And the other half is spent with her REAL brother trying to hook up with her and then trying to enslave her and her bf

@caricanread 11 ай бұрын

@@jazg3950 oh bby we havent even crossed the bridge yet lol buckle up for the next vid :'''')

@jacforswear18 10 ай бұрын

“I’m 15, I’m at a night club, I can’t dance and I’m following boys with knives” is the new “I’m 27 years old, I have no money and no prospects. I’m already a burden to my parents, and I’m frightened” 😂

@MozzieA 7 ай бұрын

This is such a beautiful sentence

@cassandracornwell7595 7 ай бұрын

This is the best comment i've ever seen

@mchjsosde 5 ай бұрын

"You're a virgin who CAN'T drive" 😡

@quietlychaotically 11 ай бұрын

every time CC adds a pseudo-incest plotline into a book, i am just a *little* more grateful she's an only child

@quietlychaotically 11 ай бұрын

also alec is like the only valid shadowhunter, poor dude has to spend all of his time cleaning up after his little siblings

@quietlychaotically 11 ай бұрын

ALSO also (potential) hot take: the TV show was better than both the books and the movie, if only because they aged up the characters

@goldfish_anya 11 ай бұрын

Maybe if she HAD siblings she wouldn't write such plot 😂

@pollux_the_insufferable. 11 ай бұрын

she has a brother tho-

@jahmirmiller8165 11 ай бұрын

@@quietlychaoticallyno it wasn’t … LMAO

@mercyr.7662 11 ай бұрын

Lucius Malfoy’s picture as Valentine is actually so funny

@caricanread 11 ай бұрын

and accurate hhahha

@savannaherickson6895 11 ай бұрын

love that lol

@Salsa4268 11 ай бұрын

I laughed so hard it’s so true 😂😂😂

@nailinthefashion 11 ай бұрын

Controversy aside, yeah kind of a no brainer

@breenope6019 11 ай бұрын

And Gilmore Girls Luke and Lorelei as Luke and Jocelyn! 🫶

@xanadujones9110 11 ай бұрын

Jace as a manic pixie dream girl and Clary as a himbo is so good 😂

@nailinthefashion 11 ай бұрын

A little too accurate, insider take

@SummerAlleriaWindrunner 11 ай бұрын

@@nailinthefashion Your make up is stunning 💞

@nailinthefashion 11 ай бұрын

@@SummerAlleriaWindrunner and so is your kindness, rock on 💐

@sidney4357 10 ай бұрын

I COMPLETELY forgot that Clary is 15 YEARS OLD in the first book. girl... you got school in the morning...

@mariahmeetstheworld9097 4 ай бұрын

But hey, her mom was kidnapped

@kaialexander6806 11 ай бұрын

I read these books multiple times in my teenage years and yet somehow the only thing I can clearly remember from City of Bones is when Madame Dorothea told Jace that if he was half as funny as he thought he was, he'd be twice as funny as he is. And I only remember that because I had to sit down with a pen and paper and convert the whole thing into an equation so I could figure out what she meant. Fully sat there like okay Jace thinks he's 8 funny and half of that is 4, and 4 divided by 2 is 2, therefore Jace is 2 funny and hence, he thinks he's 4 times funnier than he is. I have such a clear memory of doing this and I'd love to know why my brain kept this memory over literally anything else.

@artemistheory 10 ай бұрын

You’re amazing 😂

@lilithreusch2614 9 ай бұрын

'therefore Jace is 2 funny' is hilarious idk why

@MiauMichigan 8 ай бұрын

Thank you for the math. I didn't get that line either 😅

@ishikasingh5909 8 ай бұрын

bye, this is so funny i pissed myself laughing😭😭😭

@rebekahhiggins9002 6 ай бұрын

This made my laugh so hard. Both because of the phrase "therefore Jace is 2 funny" and becasue it is so relatable. The number of times my immersion is broken becuase I have to try and puzzle out the literal meaning of some random throw away line is way more than it should be.

@AnneleenRoesems 11 ай бұрын

When you said “Simon is the only sane person in this nightclub” I thought you were going to say “Simon is the only sane person in this book”, because that’s even more true

@stephaniel6350 10 ай бұрын

I love Simon. Pick the sweet guys for the love of God!

@alpaca6462 6 ай бұрын

simon was the only reason i kept reading... and then he started two timing girls and i had to stop reading

@AnneleenRoesems 6 ай бұрын

@@alpaca6462 I don’t even think I got that far 😅

@alpaca6462 6 ай бұрын

@@AnneleenRoesems I was sticking it out through the incest plotline because at least I had Simon to turn to but then he stated two timing Isabella and the werewolf girl and I was like "I literally have no reason to read this anymore"😭😭

@AnneleenRoesems 6 ай бұрын

@@alpaca6462 you are absolutely right haha

@hannahhannah7002 11 ай бұрын

I forgot how UNHINGED Alec is for this entire book. Remember, this is a fully 18 year old man who has beef with a 15 year old 😭😭😭

@jasminv8653 11 ай бұрын

I mean, 18yos absolutely are unhinged little freaks

@umariwtf 11 ай бұрын

LMFAOOO

@walkingwith_dinosaurs 11 ай бұрын

Ehh... would it be ok if he was 17?😅

@walkingwith_dinosaurs 11 ай бұрын

Or if he was 17 in the beginning but then turned 18?.. I mean they have 2 years age gap. What wrong with that

@kosmic100 11 ай бұрын

to be fair 18 years old isn't really all that grown

@viiib3sss 11 ай бұрын

“[Jace] just does shit and it happens to work out because he’s God’s favorite” that is the entire plot of the shadow hunters books😂

@DracoMalfoy-ur2vq 5 ай бұрын

Literally all Herondales lmao

@sunako666 5 ай бұрын

Which is actually true in universe 😂 kinda

@piya6929 4 ай бұрын

he's the writer's favourite 😂

@luust8735 10 ай бұрын

„Rhysand may have invented feminism, Jace invented sarcasm and narcissism“ I legit spat out my drink why is this so funny 😂😂

@2AbiRose2 8 ай бұрын

THIS!

@daniellemutzelburg7665 7 ай бұрын

Haha, watching at work and had to pause to compose myself at that line b/c I was silent laughing so hard.

@patiencekillz 11 ай бұрын

the fact that the entire six books spans only a few months is actually insane

@nailinthefashion 11 ай бұрын

Not me writing a fan fic just to fix the timeline

@patiencekillz 11 ай бұрын

@@nailinthefashion link?👀

@nailinthefashion 11 ай бұрын

@@patiencekillz oh my god it was a joke PLEASE

@patiencekillz 11 ай бұрын

@@nailinthefashion oh god sorry tone is hard for me especially on the internet. but i would read a fanfic that tries to fix this godforsaken series… just saying…

@nailinthefashion 11 ай бұрын

@@patiencekillz lmfao the internet is worse than the wild west so i dont blame you. noted for when my desktop is fixed though...

@ellybean9922 11 ай бұрын

Clary isn't short for Clarissa, it's short for Clarification Denied.

@jaginaiaelectrizs6341 11 ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@xLiLlyx98 11 ай бұрын

@@Zombina638did you sprain your ankle jumping to that conclusion? 😊

@victoriaandrade5403 11 ай бұрын

this made me laugh out loud Lol

@senpais 11 ай бұрын

the twist of this book is literally "you had it set to w for waylen, when you should've set it to m for morganstern"

@stephaniel6350 10 ай бұрын

Upside-down oops lol

@yessitorres3036 10 ай бұрын

Like the mermaid man belt from spongebob "just need to turn the M to W for WUMBO" 😂

@dizzyella8204 8 ай бұрын

Stopppp that just made me actually cackle 😂

@anzulem3752 8 ай бұрын

I told this Plot twist to my brother on the school bus like 10 yrs ago and he still makes fun of me cause I thought it was clever 😭

@lukesdiner1384 6 ай бұрын

This made me audibly laugh

@bulbrossow9172 11 ай бұрын

My favorite detail of this series is that Simon canonically loves Milfs (mentioned on page 4) and it is never talked about again. I constantly imagine him wearing one of those "I ❤ Milfs" shirts when it isn't explicitly mentioned otherwise and it makes his scenes so much funnier.

@thea4676 11 ай бұрын

I think the "how swiftly you dismiss our love" was meant to be sarcastic in the book but the movie played it straight.

@Pizzelle 11 ай бұрын

Is he actually mad at this point? It’s a hilarious line, it’s hard to imagine him saying it unironically!

@thea4676 11 ай бұрын

@@Pizzelle he is a little passive aggressive but yeah not like super mad lol

@Dandidoodles 10 ай бұрын

In the book I'm pretty sure it says he's smiling as he says it but in the movie he looked so upset lol

@lpchambers3681 10 ай бұрын

It still felt jokey when I saw it, like obviously he was hurt but he was joking about it

@inotanzen 11 ай бұрын

oh my god i can’t believe after a decade of wondering but never wanting to actually read it, i’m finally going to understand what mortal instruments is all about. cari never fails to save the day, clearly

@caricanread 11 ай бұрын

i've got youuuu!

@hansiniede3385 11 ай бұрын

hahah same

@nicky_bia 11 ай бұрын

Sameee

@AliceLee636 11 ай бұрын

I meaannn you should definitely read them all, it's great. Chaotic, yes, but it's really great. The last book of this series in particular made me bawl my eyes out hard but it's a rollercoaster across the board

@astroshiv4050 11 ай бұрын

@@AliceLee636tried but the writing is so bad...I was exhausted in the first few pages.

@ravager546 6 ай бұрын

I still can't believe that Valentine gaslighted Jace and Clary into thinking they were siblings 😭💀

@benchild1339 5 ай бұрын

He was diabolical for that, but he was diabolical for a lot of reasons

@ghstgvts 4 ай бұрын

dude’s a menace

@kywhitehead_ 10 ай бұрын

The photos of OTHER fictional characters as characters in this book is absolutely killing me, never laughed harder. Thank you so much

@makeeblah 8 ай бұрын

I thought I was trippin 😂😂

@angelicacastberg 6 ай бұрын

lorelai and luke 😭

@arizonaasher 11 ай бұрын

As someone who knows where this is going, Jace is written like a superhero where the comic book writers cannot agree on a backstory for him so they keep changing what his origin story is supposed to be until he ends up with three sets of parents and a relationship that technically isn't incest (except that it still kind of is, if you think about it). But he was only written by one person, and I'm pretty sure she had all this planned out from the start.

@therobotfromirobot 11 ай бұрын

It's bold of you to assume she planned any of this

@petravanhoutte9189 11 ай бұрын

I can't believe I forgot just how dramatic everyone in this series is. Like, it's a fundamental character trait of everyone (except maybe Simon) but it completely left my brain

@nailinthefashion 11 ай бұрын

The show was such a mess because of this I literally said out loud calm down and talk about your feelings multiple times

@petravanhoutte9189 11 ай бұрын

@@nailinthefashion I didn't watch more than the first episode or so of the show. Now that I think about it , it's probably for that reason

@vaishnavisingh9244 11 ай бұрын

Lmao they did got a LOT better in the later seasons. I personally think first one was the worst, because the hell was that plotline? I even began liking Jace/Clary which made me want to turn the damn laptop off every single time in the first season.

@vaishnavisingh9244 11 ай бұрын

Honestly, I think they were trying not to get cancelled by appealing to teenagers (or what they think teens would enjoy)

@violetmiller1766 10 ай бұрын

nah simon's arguably as dramatic as jace. evidence, he literally storms off and dies.

@mina-yk5nt 11 ай бұрын

Her writing style makes so much sense when you realise she came from FANFICTION like its wattpad ancestors writing

@SilentProti 10 ай бұрын

I feel obliged to say, there was a lot of great fanfic & lots of writing advice on live journal! A lot of it I still read and use.

@gartinho 8 ай бұрын

@@SilentProti yeah but CC's were not good at all, from the writing to the plot and all the plagiarism her fics were a mess.

@thedrunkenelf 6 ай бұрын

@@thestorytellouthe shadow hunters is a Harry Potter fan fiction. Valentine=voldemort. Mundane=muggle. Clary=Ginny. Jace=Draco. Etc etc.

@annabelcrescibene4257 6 ай бұрын

@@thedrunkenelfonly the orginal trilogy is anything like Harry Potter

@mchjsosde 5 ай бұрын

@@thestorytellouyes please let's not gloss over that unhinged phrase

@DrWhomst 8 ай бұрын

Everyone being nice to Clary once they think she’s no longer a threat/love interest to Jace is hilarious

@britb7187 11 ай бұрын

I love that both the movie and the show added a scene where valentine is like “lets tell them theyre siblings but theyre not” like they knew it was a plot point that would drop the audience quick lmao

@jaginaiaelectrizs6341 11 ай бұрын

I mean... the internet was not exactly quiet about it, even before it got picked up for an adaptation. Loll (It's probably the number one thing people turned to the internet about it for, after reading book 1.)

@Rettfet7265 11 ай бұрын

Please do this entire series because I so desperately wanted to read them as a teen, but I just COULD NOT deal with Cassandra’s writing style 😅

@nailinthefashion 11 ай бұрын

I wish I realized that I didn't need to read the book before the movie comes out every time sooner cuz I struggled thru the Maze Runner, but for what??? 🥺 I can't with Maas either lmao

@leahgallegos5898 11 ай бұрын

same !!!!

@Verka143 11 ай бұрын

It's the same for me, i even bought the series as a whole bc i thought it would motivate me to read more, but nopeee 😭 couldn't get through it

@make_it_aesthetic 11 ай бұрын

Same. I tried reading it once, but I found the writing to be terrible. Like that horribly awkward way to introduce Isabelle, to let us know she’s his sister. But even worse was when he explains demons to someone who should already know everything about them, even though they’re supposedly alone in order to forcibly let Clary/the reader know about them. What an awful way to information drop, ugh. Also, as Cari rightfully points out, Clary is a 15 y/o in this club (how did she even get there? She can’t legally drive yet. Did someone drop her off? Is Simon 16 and has his own car yet?) But yeah, what’s a 15 y/o doing in a club? Why would you follow someone with a knife? That. That right there is my number one writing pet peeve - forcing a plot along through sheer stupidity. And why would I, the reader, want to know and follow along a stupid MC? Frankly I find it insulting. Sure, the target audience is teens, but just because it’s teens doesn’t mean we should expect them to overlook or accept poor writing and dumb drivel/characters.

@Air_Serpent 11 ай бұрын

Same. I just couldn't.

@sleepy.timaeus.arts. 11 ай бұрын

“as soon as im back on my feet, handsome” and ‘jesus!’ “nope, just me” is also why ive always loved simon. plus im just soft for glasses-wearers but i enjoy he’s not a stereotypical “wimpy” nerd and was actually excited about scary supernatural things happening 🙈

@sleepy.timaeus.arts. 11 ай бұрын

“i know, it’s ridiculous! we wouldve never have all fit 😒 “ 😭 too good

@sleepy.timaeus.arts. 11 ай бұрын

“AND HE KILLED YOUR GRANDPARENTS!” “and you killed my grandparents! 😡 “ beautiful. gotta back him up during his speech!

@francescapatti2934 5 ай бұрын

Simon is consistently the best character across every iteration of this weird ass fantasy thing. Hes the best in the books, the show and the movie

@zanderjayy 7 ай бұрын

The fact that you used the photo for Clary from the TV show and literally everyone else from the movie is sending me and I keep getting distracted it’s so funny to me

@Vulpix298 5 ай бұрын

Omg THAT’s what’s been throwing me! I never saw the movie, only the show, so I’ve been squinting at these pictures the whole time like “am I insane? Why do these people look both familiar but unrecognisable?”

@Nik-gc9vl Ай бұрын

@Vulpix298 Jace from the movie is jamie Campbell bower who got very famous recently from stranger things since he plays vecna. But to me he is the #1 Jace. 13yr old me was obsessed and sooo sad that the rest of the series was never made into film.

@liminalspaces2660 11 ай бұрын

THE TEENAGE DREAM EDIT OH MY GOD I'M DYING I read this book when I was 13 and hated it but at least it eventually led me to this summary

@caricanread 11 ай бұрын

bahhahaha

@trishlopez7308 11 ай бұрын

@@caricanreadhow did you get this edit I need it pls

@caricanread 11 ай бұрын

@@trishlopez7308 i made it lol this is my video!

@silent_bag2350 11 ай бұрын

@@caricanread it made my day lmao

@malmalwan8925 10 ай бұрын

i always thought the plot hole of jace not recognizing his father in the Circle group photo was bc jace was looking at valentine thinking that was michael and no one has any photos of anyone, like the shadow hunters need to carry around photo ID and it would legit solve 85% of their misunderstandings

@noraeable 11 ай бұрын

Can't believe Clare made her villain's last name Morgenstern, which means "morning star" in German. Who else is known as the "morning star"? Lucifer. Satan. The most widely known fallen angel. I cannot.

@katnisskern828 11 ай бұрын

If I’m remembering correctly Lucifer and Satan/Sammael are different Fallen Angels. But yes, the name Morgenstern is a reference to Morning Star and Lucifer.

@greenberry6019 10 ай бұрын

Oh, THAT'S why the Dark Lord in this has such a stupid last name. I was wondering why the author made both her protagonist and villain sound like 35-year-old accountants from Leipzig

@rica3947 10 ай бұрын

@@greenberry6019 lmao as someone living in Leipzig this comment made me laugh

@greenberry6019 10 ай бұрын

@@rica3947 😂 that's funny. Do you happen to actually know anyone named Morgenstern?

@xLiLlyx98 10 ай бұрын

@@greenberry6019hi I'm not from Leipzig but somewhere else in Germany and have to sadly say that this name isn't very common in Germany. 🙁😄 Don't know if the general populace is familiar with the connection with Lucifer but yeah, not common anyhoo

@artemis_lena 8 ай бұрын

Ok I lost it at “and lucky for us Simon plays D&D” 😂 Cari your retelling is so entertaining.

@filledecapri1701 11 ай бұрын

you are the redheaded girl version of mike’s mic that the world needs

@kathrynblackwood8585 11 ай бұрын

so real for this, i didn't know there was an overlap here i thought it was just me

@santyso5075 10 ай бұрын

Two worlds colliding in the best possible way, pop history and bookish past, love it!

@rondeeshalee8927 10 ай бұрын

I thought I was the only one thinking this 😂😂😂😂😂

@ChildrenUnder30 10 ай бұрын

Except she's not annoying

@mxknifefight 8 ай бұрын

@@ChildrenUnder30how dare you insult ser michael microphone

@lin-ll4ys 11 ай бұрын

i was sooo obsessed with these books when i was 11/12... cant wait to see wtf i actually read back then. a lot of weird shit happened, especially once Sebastian (?) became a part of the equation 🙃

@caricanread 11 ай бұрын

same tho omfg

@sydneyymarinn457 11 ай бұрын

same!!! I was obssseesssssed with this series. read all of them. I remember it being SO good…..can only remember one or two plots lmao

@canwegetmuchhigher729 11 ай бұрын

It's literally the trashiest thing I've ever read. Can't believe 8 yr old me thought this was a masterpiece lol.

@klaryyourfriend5134 11 ай бұрын

@@caricanread I’m just waiting for Brother Zachariah to enter the picture because the infernal devices and the last hours >>>>>> the mortal instruments and the dark artifices

@HypnoticGhost 11 ай бұрын

The side quest for Rat Simon will always stand out as my favourite part of the book. So ridiculous, so out of left field and to top it off escaping on a flying moterbycle. Just 10/10 all round haha

@dashingangel20 9 ай бұрын

I just crack up everytime Jace is mentioned and Teenage Dream is played 😂

@SilverTongueScriptures 11 ай бұрын

I absolutely love your plot summaries, they are a balm to soothe my soul

@caricanread 11 ай бұрын

bahahhaha

@eleya11 11 ай бұрын

It’s been a while since I read this series, can’t wait to relive this debut mess!!

@caricanread 11 ай бұрын

truly a wild ride!

@excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339 11 ай бұрын

Drawing the parallel to a D&D game honestly makes so much sense - Clary is the new party member that gets included into an already existing adventuring group of heroes and has to be brought up to date with the current lore - fantasy creatures like vampires, werewolves and demons - fantasy races and classes like elves and warlocks - they all have insanely huge plot armour - Valentine’s uprising etc is the main story arc and Clary’s motivation (aka backstory) gets roped into the main plot line to explain why she goes along with the party - they deviate from said main plot all the time to finish more entertaining side plots - Simon is their favourite NPC that sometimes just appears from nowhere and knows just enough about the lore to be kind of helpful - all the main characters are the players’ wish fulfilments and just the right kind of edgy loner but also charismatic star of the show and badass fighter

@Zach2003 10 ай бұрын

I've been reading his books soo long ago and only now I realise that Jace is just the human embodiment of a cat. Doesn't like cucumbers and bergamot, gets grumpy if things don't go his way, is terribly narcissistic, appears and states at you out of nowhere, has a weird focus on dead birds...

@emilyhuang5997 11 ай бұрын

I literally love every single photo you used for the characters. Like obviously the movie casting for Jace and Simon was pitch perfect, and Luke Danes as Luke with Lorelei as Jocelyn SENT me

@rebekahmarshall5173 11 ай бұрын

Finding out the Cassandra Clare originally wrote Ron and Ginny Weasley fanfic puts this entire series into perspective 😬 Anyways, THANK YOU FOR COVERING THIS BOOK! 🫶🏾

@Lenlon703 11 ай бұрын

Thank you I needed that. My mind is still a mess but at least I can kinda understand hers a bit now

@ettaetta439 11 ай бұрын

I think my comment was deleted but the gist is Magnus and Alec is the worst ship ever and every single dumb adult person who tells me they love that ship is getting blocked by me. Idc that they're gay, Cassie is not an ally for creating a ship between a teenager and a grandpa. I'm so tired of how popular it is and I have no one to rant to about it.

@ettaetta439 11 ай бұрын

@@Lenlon703I recommend watching Reads with Rachel's vids about it. She made just such an amazing series explaining exactly how horrible Cassie is and exactly how much Cassie loves brother-sister stuff to this day. Julian and Emma in her new series are sibling coded and I will die on that hill. They literally grew up together and Emma thinks of Julian's siblings as her own siblings.

@sophielem59 11 ай бұрын

I think it was Draco and Ginny, not Ron and Ginny 😂

@starlesscitiess 11 ай бұрын

@@sophielem59no it was definitely ron and ginny.

@dogfooddevin5538 11 ай бұрын

The Gerard Way necklace, Gilmore Girls on the wall, Lucius Malfoy's luscious yet atrociously "blonde" locks of hair... this is gonna be a stellar video.

@kyab2815 11 ай бұрын

I forgot how much I loved early Clary lol just slapping Jace for risking her life And how narcissistic early Jace was as well like by the mid-end book 1 the plot is already going off the rails but the characterization was so entertaining

@SlaterXxx222 11 ай бұрын

I’m addicted to these plot summaries

@caricanread 11 ай бұрын

❤

@brinkatexoxo 11 ай бұрын

I read city of bones last year and I was so traumatized I refused to read the rest, so this is now the only way I will see what the rest is about

@caricanread 11 ай бұрын

i've got your back dont worry hahaha

@AliceLee636 11 ай бұрын

The rest is so good though!

@YessChacin 11 ай бұрын

You should try to read all the other series of the shadow hunters world, they are masterpieces.

@canwegetmuchhigher729 11 ай бұрын

Don't bother bro they're trash

@coraphoenix-price3270 11 ай бұрын

That’s what happened to me in middle school😭

@ktglick 10 ай бұрын

I laughed out loud reading the description of Simon and Clary’s dancing because this is where Cassie Clare reveals how much older than her readers she is, LOL. I know most people reading this would be like WTF?! But I am almost as old as the author so I immediately recognized this as ‘90s goth dancing. Anyway, there’s your history lesson for the day, thanks for tuning in.

@zainabcherries5490 11 ай бұрын

I know this series is insane, but I just love series with ridiculously complicated plot points. Seriously my favourite guilty pleasure series.

@francescapatti2934 5 ай бұрын

Shadowhunters/TMI 🤝 Once Upon a Time

@kytten 11 ай бұрын

i am team "Absolutely not siblings because why would the bad guy actually tell the truth?" Thank you Cari, this is a blessing

@Itsgay2read 11 ай бұрын

I'm glad that you mentioned that her books get better as she goes on, because that's so true! I hated TMI, but love every series after SO much more! Especially her historical prequels, she knows how to write compelling historical characters that feel so alive. She is one of the few authors to make me care about romance 😂

@ritzcrackerz4921 11 ай бұрын

The infernal devices is EONS better than tmi yup

@gracefoltz3780 11 ай бұрын

@@ritzcrackerz49211000%. TID is one of my favorite series of all time. TMI doesn’t even compare. Clary drove me absolutely insane as a main character, she was annoying. I adored Tessa though, she made much smarter decisions 😂

@Itsgay2read 11 ай бұрын

@@gracefoltz3780 I especially hate TMI cuz there were nuggets of cool things about the characters but it wasn't explored to the depths of other book protags like Tessa, Lucie or even Emma. Like I love Clarys true power with runes, yet it's barely explored til the last moment

@monicacofre6808 11 ай бұрын

@@gracefoltz3780 yeeees, Clary make me soo mad, and also I cry like a baby with TID, Will story is so fking sad and that last book,,, i think i had a panic attack at some point while crying☠

@samedwards3186 11 ай бұрын

THANK GOD it's not just me, Simon is the best and I love him. Absolutely carried the book for me, and his misadventures later on are my favorite parts of the series

@raiyesclark6661 11 ай бұрын

I was 13 when I read shadowhunters and was obsessed with it till I turned 19. The chock hold mortal instruments had on my teenage years is CRAZY

@francescapatti2934 5 ай бұрын

Fr! I was in the TRENCHES. Like I made my pen into a Stele, I drew runes on myself (RIP to 15 yo me drawing a strength rune on my arm before my grandpas funeral WTF?!) I hate-love thinking back on it bc I was so fucking embarassing 😭 I think I stopped at like 17 bc I just kinda lost interest in the books, but I binged the TV show like 4 times

@Claraaa20 3 ай бұрын

I went to her book signing in Florence (2013) I was 14 and obsessed 😭😭😭😂

@luanaporto858 11 ай бұрын

the fact she used gilmore girls pictures for luke and jocelyn had me laughing so hard my humor is def broken

@fogisherenow Ай бұрын

Whenever they mention look in the book I always think of Luke from gilmore girls

@95goldenbird 11 ай бұрын

THIS IS SO FUN TO WATCH 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐 -me, a person who has read the whole series and knows everything that's going to happen

@jaginaiaelectrizs6341 11 ай бұрын

YAASSSS!!! 🤭😆🤣😆

@jam33033 10 ай бұрын

congrats you unlocked the memory of 13-year old me not liking Jace becuase he hates bergamot and earl grey tea

@francescapatti2934 5 ай бұрын

You were a real one 😂 I literally hated everyone in these books EXCEPT for Simon

@kaikai16122 10 ай бұрын

“RHYSAND INVENTED FEMINISM BUT JACE INVENTED SARCASM AND NARCISSISM” THAT IS SO DAMN FUNNY

@kittycheshire5099 11 ай бұрын

My sister and I call Jace's personality a "Herondale Complex." It's a martyr complex crossed with the vampire "you have to stay away from me for your own good" complex with a pound of angst and sarcasm mixed in.

@moonlightdreamer4523 3 ай бұрын

But why does calling it the "Herondale Complex" make it so much better when you've read the Infernal Devices and realize that it truly runs in the family? Even Kit gets the complex in The Dark Artifices! And it continued in The Last Hours too 😂😂

@tanjaeisenberg 11 ай бұрын

I love it. I have never wanted to read that series, but I loooove your energy, this mix of kindergarten-teacher easy-to-understand explaining, the girls-on-a-night-out drama and the reporter style not-commenting-your-opinion too much, it's gold. I will watch every single video of this series. Thank you for all the effort 👌❤️

@andreacantu9566 11 ай бұрын

This took me back to how 16 year old me was GAGGED when the sibiling twist dropped. Lmao cassie clare was so silly for that

@kseni_vely 11 ай бұрын

When you read all of it, when you get to meet Will in the past and it all makes sense 🤣 Cassie just went full ham on the Herondales. It's like: "Yeah, these are the hottest ever, most dramatic people you'll ever meet, who actually believe in the one true love for them and once they fall they fall so hard the freaking earth shatters". And I was and am here for every moment of it 💖

@AmberWilkins-ft6ti 11 ай бұрын

"Lucky for us, Simon plays DnD"

@AmberWilkins-ft6ti 11 ай бұрын

Anyway the mic rattling constantly is getting unbearable

@caricanread 11 ай бұрын

Read the description 🙃

@ClaireP1891 11 ай бұрын

As someone who never watched this movie realizing Jamie Campbell Bower played Jace truly blew my mind right out of my face and onto my phone. JCB how did you end up in this movie 😂

@oo_de_lally 11 ай бұрын

Jamie Campbell... JC... 😮😮😮

@xxyzxxyz690 11 ай бұрын

He was honestly the best part of the movie

@tedw6106 11 ай бұрын

this was arguably his breakout role! terrible movie but jcb was awesome in it

@lydiawinchester8448 11 ай бұрын

The fact that in multiple book series siblings or parbatai,, who are like siblings anyway, spend so much time kissing or wanting to kiss, like it just doesn't even end after the mortal instruments book series is insane (I've grown up with the book and tv show and it's so nostalgic lol, even if looking back some of it is not great. Like Alec especially just was always so important to me,, because like first gay character I probably ever read about oops)

@willow_990 10 ай бұрын

@clariclari- 11 ай бұрын

you’ve created a monster, cari! i’m 100% addicted to this kind of video. i’ve always wanted to read mortal instruments but never managed to finish the first book and now i can finally know more about the clary and jace drama. i don’t know if you plan on doing more of these in the future, but i highly recommend the “shatter me” series. either way, thank you so much for taking the time to record this, i’m sure it’s gonna be just as insane and fun as acotar

@gonzo9788 11 ай бұрын

I started reading this series in middle school and I have suffered from the psychic damage it has given me ever since

@skymorgue5892 11 ай бұрын

Psychic? Like you can predict the future?

@samv83842 11 ай бұрын

I literally binged your ACOTAR series and Crescent City series in like 3 days 😂 I loved them so much and I was hoping you’d do more and the GASP I made when I saw you’re doing mortal instruments 😭😭 thank you Cari for the funny amazing content 😂

@caricanread 11 ай бұрын

thank yOU!!!!

@victoriazambrano2755 11 ай бұрын

“How many Jonathan Christopher’s can there be?” ….😬😅

@hc7784 11 ай бұрын

Did I read all of these almost religiously when I was younger? Yes. Am I about to spend 2 hrs of my life watching cari doing a recap? Also yes

@jmsnsage 11 ай бұрын

Omg I’m exactly in the same boat as you

@justahermitchild 11 ай бұрын

Yooooo same

@carissadallke1345 11 ай бұрын

"No human would go 'oh look at all these humans.'" Jokes on you my 5 year old does that all the time!😂

@ohdearnadia5369 11 ай бұрын

I had this book 'spoiled' for me by being told about the romance plot line. I didn't have to do mental gymnastics around the 'are they siblings or not?' question. I knew they weren't from the beginning.

@violetmiller1766 10 ай бұрын

i looked up, because i was in denial.

@hntrthmpsn 10 ай бұрын

@@violetmiller1766I couldn’t handle the suspense and city of lost souls had just come out when I finished city of bones so I looked it up immediately LOL

@francescapatti2934 5 ай бұрын

Nah bc I was SO HYPED when they were revealed to be siblings bc it would mean the end of the ship (idk I really hated Clace and I still do) There was never a more disappointed 15 year old than me when I discovered they actually WERENT siblings

@CassandraAnn1313 7 ай бұрын

I remember reading these like a decade ago and just thinking "so is everyone else reading these just cool with this whole possible incest thing?" and being so confused about it 😭I loved the books minus that glaringly huge issue and just decided to just shut down my brain every time that plot point came back up again. I just refused to even acknowledge it. The mental gymnastics and cognitive dissonance I was able to display just to read this series was truly amazing 😂. Side note: When this got turned into a movie and I went and saw it in theaters. When it was over I went to the restrooms and there was a girl in there absolutely SOBBING to her mother about how "They fucking ruined it mom. There's no hope for a sequel. It's RUINED". Her poor mom had no idea what tf to say 😭The girl wasn't wrong tho.

@queencleopatra007 4 ай бұрын

Aww that poor girl 😭

@TheConfusedFerret 11 ай бұрын

thank god you did this, i never finished the series cause I was weirded out by the incest-ness of the first book, so now I'll know how it ends

@caricanread 11 ай бұрын

i've got youuu!

@richardvargas7682 11 ай бұрын

Have I read TMI books? Yes. Will I watch anyways? Absolutely. Keep it up with the looooooong videos Cari! I really love them 🫶🏻

@thepolishreader7430 11 ай бұрын

I will protect the series with my entire self. Is it awkward at points yes but we don't pick up a ya novel from the early 2000s for some amzing literary masterpiece. Cassies writing definitely improved especially with the unnecessary exposition but i always come back to this series every year. Gotta love we still have 4 more books in the TSC series.

@karmAnonymous 6 ай бұрын

💯 AGREED 🎉❤😂

@robynloveschocolate 11 ай бұрын

As someone who's read all of Cassandra Clare's books at least 3 times, I enjoyed this video so much 😂 the books are truly unhinged, but that's what makes them so enjoyable as a fantasy series. Thank you for making me laugh so much with this video, can't wait for the rest!

@oliviaenglish8051 11 ай бұрын

I actually lost it at the Parent trap pictures at 1:24:40 . And totally forgot the whole plot of this book except the end, so THANK YOU SO MUCH for covering it.

@taylorday.m 11 ай бұрын

cari i found you through your ACOTAR summaries, and the fact that you've decided to cover one of my most formative middle school reading experiences??? 10/10 chef's kiss. also the editing in this is stellar

@leannavanderford4881 11 ай бұрын

I'm a new mom, and I have been having a lot of fun listening to these plot summaries while I take care of my baby. Plus you are so pretty, and you have the cutest clothes, and you are so funny. Can you please keep doing this style of video?

@geeves3118 6 ай бұрын

Simon is 1000% the reason i read these books. He's the BEST!!

@sleepylil 11 ай бұрын

“jace is a manic pixie dream girl and clary is a himbo” 😭😭😭😭😭

@cori24 11 ай бұрын

Clary’s impulsivity and Jace’s sarcasm tried to end me on multiple occasions when reading this book back in the day. Can’t wait for the summary 😂 also to my understanding Jocelyn and Luke weren’t in a relationship at all at the beginning? They didn’t get together until later right ?

@niruktakrishnan5855 11 ай бұрын

Yess luke was just protecting and helping Jocelyn and Clary

@macklyon7476 11 ай бұрын

Luke liked Jocelyn. Jocelyn liked Luke but wasn’t ready for a relationship or anything like that. So they’re friends.

@vacationbibl3school 11 ай бұрын

yeah i was confused too

@lalaithan 11 ай бұрын

I don't think they officially were together until the end of book 3 when Jocelyn wakes up and is like "do I or do I not" to Whatsherface WhowaspreviouslyaHerondale.

@Sarichi 11 ай бұрын

Thank you so much for making this video. I’ve been going through a really tough time and videos like this helps me shut off everything that feels bad and just enjoy for a moment. So thank you.

@queerlyvictorian 11 ай бұрын

Yessssss - this book series remains unironically one of my favorites

@caricanread 11 ай бұрын

we were robbed when they cancelled the films!

@Jessinkorea 11 ай бұрын

Agree Jamie Campbell bower 💋👌🏻

@careinabearina 11 ай бұрын

@@caricanreadyou are so right cari omg

@lindslovely 11 ай бұрын

GIRL HOW DID YOU KNOW I NEEDED THIS? 😍

@caricanread 11 ай бұрын

😍😍😍

@coffeecats5442 11 ай бұрын

!!!AGREED!! thankyou love your tellings!

@LunaLongbottomLove 11 ай бұрын

Simon deserves SO much better than someone who finds the choice between him and her literal *brother* to be a difficult one Like... if that's a question she even has to *think* about fora second... you're too good for her bestie!! 😔 God, I hope he ended up getting a happy ending I quit before finishing the series bc I just couldn't stand it anymore

@rinaantler4790 8 ай бұрын

Simon doesn't end up with Clary, in fact after the second book they just stay friends, but Simon gets other two romantic interests that he purses at the same time(yes, at some point Simon has two girlfriends), one of them was Isabelle and the ending implies that their relationship is going to last.

@ally9601 7 ай бұрын

Spoilers! Please, do not continue if you plan to read the series. Simon and Clary become parabatai (yes, Simon does become a Shadowhunter). And Simon and Isabelle become engaged.

@2AbiRose2 8 ай бұрын

I LOvelovelove these recaps SO much - I put them on while I'm answering emails or preparing for appointments at work, it just perfectly itches my brain to fill my mind enough to help me focus? Idk ADHD things. But thank you so much for the work and time you put into these, because I can't IMAGINE what the behind the scenes looks like. You are so appreciated! I haven't read these books in years and I'm glad to hear that 1) they are as unhinged as I remembered and 2) you are doing this so that I don't have to be tempted to read them again lol

@TheRazzmatazz13 11 ай бұрын

I have been anxiously waiting for these! love your description of Jace as a manic pixie dream girl😭

@caricanread 11 ай бұрын

tell me im wrong hahaha

@snek149 11 ай бұрын

@@caricanread we simply can't

@zahlija 11 ай бұрын

This book series is oddly enough my guilty pleasure. My friends and I LOVED it when we were around 11-12 years old, and then reread almost ALL the books during the pandemic, because we had nothing better to do. I'm ashamed to admit I can probably recite the entire plot (prequels included) in my sleep, so I'm very excited about your plot summary!

@PippenThePenguin 11 ай бұрын

Your editing is absolute perfection. The Wii song popping in at random times is my fave thing ever.

@pringu6216 4 ай бұрын

I will forever be grateful for youtube reccomending me this because i've been sitting with a dumb smile on my face for 2 hours. I've seen the movie got and read all the 6 city books, all 3 clockwork books, and the bane book. Just hearing you talk and constantly joke about everything cracked me up the whole time and i'm super exited for any future video's on this! One hell of an amazing video and keep up the great work!

@KaraokeBanshee 11 ай бұрын

May the good Lord bless and keep you, Cari, for covering this series. I AM SO HERE FOR THIS OMG.

@caricanread 11 ай бұрын

❤❤❤

@zuhoist 11 ай бұрын

as someone who read it as a fourteen y/o and watched the movie almost at the same age, the kissing scene was everything to me. my best friend and i played the demi lovato song and cried (not literally) imagining the clace kiss. my cringe teenage years were the best

@Claraaa20 3 ай бұрын

Exactly, I’ve always loved the movie and was MAD at the tv show because Jamie Campbell Bower was the perfect Jace😭

@darkinstruments 4 ай бұрын

CARI PLS MORE CC PLOT REVIEWS rewatching your commentaries to these unhinged stories is quite practically the only thing keeping me alive

@MorganHowell-Kastner 11 ай бұрын

I am so happy you made this series, I haven’t read the books since middle school and I don’t have the energy to re read the whole series but it’s so fun to get a recap on the story with some commentary!

@tsyt1555 11 ай бұрын

These plot summaries are truly the best thing ever haha Makes my drive home in traffic so much better And Luke and Lorelai being up there is *chef's kiss*

@mikrokosmxs 11 ай бұрын

this is the series that got me into reading when i was small haha, but honestly, i think the first three books are wild, thank you cari, i love all your plot summary videos💗✨

@caricanread 11 ай бұрын

truly we lived in wild times hahhaha

@patax144 11 ай бұрын

Honestly, while they didn't get me into reading they were the books that got me into YA, I was reading more middle grade fantasy before these books.

@momomomo__ 11 ай бұрын

this video is a godsend. i wanted to reread the series, since it was my whole personality when i was like 14 to 16 and i don't remember anything. however, i know it was objectively bad and i didn't wanna ruin the nostalgia i have for them, so this is literally perfect. is that a gerard way necklace?? immediately subscribed.

@emmaahh8887 11 ай бұрын

the fact that cari starts this video of with 'if you just need something in the background while you clean' is crazy because I kinda strictly watch forget the plot while I clean its just the perfect cleaning videos I cant explain it so thank you for helping me clean my room cari

@brithoff1 11 ай бұрын

2+ hours just for book 1?? Oh man we are in for a journey! Definitely suggest combining some of the later books into the same video. I enjoy every minute of these recap videos!