Hermitcraft 10: Episode 8 - THE PERMIT OFFICE Grian is back on hermitcraft trying to put the fun in.. bureaucracy #hermitcraft #minecraft
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@Grian2 ай бұрын
Collects lots of clay -> Build has no clay at all
@Just_some_Frogs2 ай бұрын
Ha
@MrCarrot-tj2ge2 ай бұрын
Grian
@sylpharion69292 ай бұрын
Typical...
@Superdoge22 ай бұрын
Honest grian moment fr fr
@elzeban2 ай бұрын
Yep just perfect 👌
@crystal8402 ай бұрын
i just want the last one to be "Did you vote Mumbo Jumbo for mayor back in season 6" and if they say no they have to write a full page essay justifying their actions
@samszczepanski22812 ай бұрын
I think that you may have the wrong season but that makes it even funnier
@cornonjacob2 ай бұрын
@@samszczepanski2281I was about to say I thought that was season 7, but agreed that does make it better
@WisdomAndWar1332 ай бұрын
Did you vote GoodTimesWithXisuma0100 in season 4 1/2? Please explain in 6-8 sentences
@littleelijah18522 ай бұрын
Season 7 and I'd love to see how Gem, Pearl, Joel and Skizz answer that😂
@crystal8402 ай бұрын
@@littleelijah1852 the correct answer for them is "no but i would have, he seems like he'd make a great mayor"
@rileyhighline38022 ай бұрын
Grian should have a bunch of alter egos. Then he should tell people "I can't grant you a permit, but you should schedule a meeting with the head of the department of officiality, Dr. Joseph Griansworth." Then he meets with the hermits wearing a different skin and refers them to a different alter ego so they never get to someone who is actually willing to grant their permit
@gltchundertale27562 ай бұрын
The egos are all brothers or something and one of them is Ariana Griande
@lb21a2 ай бұрын
I love this this is an amazing idea
@chaoslabj2 ай бұрын
At one point they'll just loop and you gotta do the whole: "Yeah no, but I've already spokem to them and they send me to you"-thing xD
@jacksoncarroll52452 ай бұрын
I’m getting ATLA vibes with all the different brothers at lake town
@huntermeyer49722 ай бұрын
@@jacksoncarroll5245”You’ll have to ask my brother Xu” 😂😂
@KingYurtleOfTurtle2 ай бұрын
Make them submit paperwork into a chest, and after the item is sucked out of the chest, have a dispenser click and have the hermits hear the sound of an item burning. It'd be even better if occasionally it fired a book back at you that said 'processing error'
@denibrown58152 ай бұрын
This is my fav idea I've seen so far omg
@Non3rs2 ай бұрын
Why is this not liked more
@sarahlandis289Ай бұрын
Feels too real 😭
@Quoxz2 ай бұрын
A "Suggestions Box" that is a little redstone gadget that visibly sends their suggestion immediately into a fire.
@Rainb0y2k2 ай бұрын
That would be so fricking funny omg
@WisdomAndWar1332 ай бұрын
With an aggressively cheerful thank you for your suggestion sign
@dragongamer46102 ай бұрын
omg yes lol
@airplanes_aren.t_real2 ай бұрын
Afterwards it sends a book with the words "your suggestion has been dutifully noted and will be passed to our management members, thank you for your contribution to hermit permits inc"
@jgdudun2 ай бұрын
It should be like those old-school pneumatic tube mail systems. You can send pieces of paper whizzing around the building so it looks like stuff is busy, but the suggestion pipe just leads to a fire.
@queenfi76062 ай бұрын
You'll have to remember if the Permit Office is closed, to put a 'Gone Fishing' sign up.
@XiDriandog-xf4yc2 ай бұрын
😂YES😂
@imMittensKitten2 ай бұрын
ooo yeahh
@waffle89462 ай бұрын
genius!
@dubo20572 ай бұрын
This is genius
@handmadegoods2 ай бұрын
😂
@GoldRaider2 ай бұрын
Question ideas: Have you evicted a snail in the last three days? Did you enter through the correct door? Have you cast your rod thrice beneath the dome? Do you understand redstone wizardry? Have you collected the rent from your neighbour?
@dragonbrahma18892 ай бұрын
Haha then you can say if the snail was purple or green
@perseverance23402 ай бұрын
office suggestions: 1. A weirdly long waiting line that's sectioned off with belts (you could use chains) or floor markers like arrows or just a line that leads to the desk. 2. Give hermits slips with random numbers to let them know where they are "in line". Then call out random numbers out of order. 3. there needs to be a complicated system to make an appointment so that you have even less customers. 4. A test to receive new permits.
@jacobtod83512 ай бұрын
You should add a “back room” that is really just there so you can get away from the customer, like it’s just an empty room with a single chair and an exit door so you can say “ let me just check in the back”
@taken_tv2 ай бұрын
this is genius
@jacobtod83512 ай бұрын
@@taken_tv and gives grian some interior ideas
@jacobtod83512 ай бұрын
Adding to what I already said if and when the hermit eventually leaves because he’s disappeared when they confront grian about it he can say he came back “but leavening means they must completely redo their previous paper work” or something
@hongkonger8852 ай бұрын
another idea: add a painting on top of a powdered snow in the corner that looks just like the floor, so when you walk into it you go to the backroom(s)
@AaronL09052 ай бұрын
"Let me go talk to my supervisor" and it's just a little room with a frog
@nathanclark69902 ай бұрын
A question you could add is, "Do you have proof of residency?" With them needing a map and coordinates of their base. Then, the next question could be, "Do you have an unclaimed location for your prospective shop?" With a map of the plot they are going to build their shop on. And the last question being, "Do you have reasonable proof of a sustainable customer basis?" And they'd need a book with the signatures of at least 3 Hermits that would be their customers.
@oliverbell16152 ай бұрын
YES! That's good😁😁
@Hahzi2 ай бұрын
This is a good one🤣
@aaronsaunders77902 ай бұрын
Incredible ideas 10/10
@pandesal84102 ай бұрын
i definitely want to see the hermits bringing in so much documents of their own before they can fill out the paperwork
@dragonmage3722 ай бұрын
Get this to the top please
@muncher012 ай бұрын
Grian you should put a contraption saying "have questions? Tell me on this slip of paper!" and there's clearly a dropper leading to lava under it
@mpm11052 ай бұрын
Paperwork questions: - Is moon big? - Have you exited this building through three different ways? - Do you have permission to sign this form from pas, present and future you?
@stargazer19982 ай бұрын
Make IDs for the forms. Special books that are copied to the point that they can’t be copied again, and signed specifically by you, Grian. If they lose their ID? They have to fill out the *replacement forms* and wait for their new ID, which will be delivered through the mail system after *insert the number of days YOU want it to take* days. Someone shows up without their ID? “I’m sorry, but you can’t be allowed to fill out the permit paperwork without your ID.” To really bother people, only ask for the ID halfway through the paperwork.
@leantruck2 ай бұрын
genius lol
@rendowjelesel92992 ай бұрын
A genius form of evil
@hi-rez-legend48702 ай бұрын
Yes
@sand54612 ай бұрын
@stargazer1998 nice pfp
@unknownentity56662 ай бұрын
Definitely going to reinforce the beucracy lol
@peytonlyndaker9492 ай бұрын
The last question on the form should be “add another question to the form” so that the form just gets progressively longer and longer the for each hermit that gets a permit
@naten69812 ай бұрын
Genius!
@coralqueen60642 ай бұрын
OMG YES
@quakxy_dukx2 ай бұрын
“Please provide feedback for your experience with the HPD. For the sake of improving our security standards, submit any suggestions you may have for additional terms and conditions for the permit application form.”
@ca-ke94932 ай бұрын
Omg this is a great idea
@jkyt212 ай бұрын
that is genius
@owenbegowin93352 ай бұрын
I think the left-handed option feels weird because the arm isn’t mirrored, it’s just moved over. In other words, it’s still the right hand, it’s just on the wrong side. Edit: the skin texture is mirrored, but the angle of the arm doesn’t seem to be. The right arm points inward, but the left arm points outward
@animationcity8178Ай бұрын
I also think this is why
@All54321Ай бұрын
Really?
@auxerriaАй бұрын
it IS mirrored though, it uses the correct part of the skin too
@owenbegowin9335Ай бұрын
@@auxerria Oh, true, the skin is mirrored. It’s the angle of the arm that throws me off. Right handed, the hand/arm points inward / to the left, so I would expect the left hand to point inwards too… but it also points left. That’s why I thought it was mirrored, I didn’t pay much attention to the skin texture
@amphorasystem2 ай бұрын
oh dude.... as someone with an inconsistency in their records i cannot emphasize enough how perfectly accurate the permit office is. incredible. keep it up man this is gonna be so good
@KryptonKrits2 ай бұрын
Scar's frustrated "I hate government" was the most accurate description of how it feels while going to get any work done at government offices.
@Dr.SwagPHDinDrip2 ай бұрын
I love waiting 6-9 months just to get an approval for something. And I guarantee you, there’s a government employee who could be doing my documents and stuff who is just sitting around doing nothing.
@unichicken77862 ай бұрын
is anyone else not able to find S10 E1 and the last ep of S9?
@KryptonKrits2 ай бұрын
@@unichicken7786 The videos are there. Ig you should check the playlists in case you cannot find them in the video section.
@OlegDorbitt2 ай бұрын
I smell another war.
@pipipi44122 ай бұрын
@@unichicken7786 I can find both easily on Grian's or Scar's channel.
@alastairmacdonald19592 ай бұрын
"Have you added 5 blocks to Iskall's base in the past 5 minutes?"
@Joker-fj8hg2 ай бұрын
*Iskall’s
@creativecraving2 ай бұрын
😂 That's an excellent prank on Iskall. Have you added blocks to Iskalal's base _without getting caught!_
@PipeBombOfficial2 ай бұрын
@@creativecravinghe added blocks to mumbos base a couple seasons ago! I don't remember how long it took for him to notice it lmao 😭
@jambonithecrusher10842 ай бұрын
lol😂
@pixllo2 ай бұрын
@@creativecraving Wait until Iskall wants a new permit, he'll be in quite the dilemma
@deoxi32072 ай бұрын
I love how pro builders gush over other pro builders in these games. It's wholesome like how a little girl loved an idol. That idol loves a bigger idol, and that bigger idol loves an even bigger idol. Just people appreciating one another.
@ItsLoneWolfBois2 ай бұрын
"Did you notice anything strange?" Grian I literally could not focus on anything you said for the first minute and a half because I was so weirded out by the hand being on the wrong side
@0Repooc02 ай бұрын
Idea: - Have a note block that makes the bat squeak sound once every minute and blame it on a mice infestation. - Make a waiting room with a light that constantly flickers that the hermits need to stay in before filling out the form
@gessfred2 ай бұрын
ok
@katzetante55992 ай бұрын
Genius
@xxxnapoleon692 ай бұрын
Make them go absolutely insane😂
@k2czka9682 ай бұрын
ok
@Chaos_Fairy2 ай бұрын
Bdubs could help with the flickering effect, too.
@MamaMarti19742 ай бұрын
Your permit office needs a lot of seats in the waiting room with a number system. Have the Hermits pull pieces of paper with high numbers like "100" or "1000", but have a big sign saying "NOW SERVING NUMBER 2". You can also say their paperwork will take up to 3-5 business days to process, but in reality it'll be more like 3-5 months... if they're lucky.
@iamsushi10562 ай бұрын
“Your paperwork should take 3-5 business weeks to process” and then everybody has to figure out wth is a business week. Is it seven business days? A regular week containing five business days? Any five consecutive business days (and all non-business days in-between)?
@sparhawkdraconis25592 ай бұрын
Also needs to have Q-ing.
@AstralLaVista2 ай бұрын
Sounds like you've interacted with the NHS 😅
@ItsDiamondWolf2 ай бұрын
I always joke around that it will take 3-5 Business years for things to be updated at my job lol😂
@trevor4592 ай бұрын
came here to say this
@Kur0Engel2 ай бұрын
Don’t forget the maze of barrier ropes they HAVE to go through. Also maybe the front door opens and closes on its own making it hard to get in. Clutter the whole area with standard bookshelves as well as the new ones to make it look like the office is overflowing with paperwork. Make special item frame items of messy stacks of paper and maybe even spilt coffee
@ruchikohn44962 ай бұрын
A good question is"have you fish't a mending book while Grian was fishing for one "
@tallatech2 ай бұрын
Permit office ideas: - Have an extremely long zig-zag queue line that people have to walk the entire length of to get to the desk - Get a mailbox hooked up to the permit office that requires people to send in mail for certain things - Set it up so that 1 in 9 things sent to the permit office get "lost in the post" - There should just be a constant flourescant light hum in the background. Just quiet enough to drive people mad. - Permits should be sent out to hermits via the mail system "in your own time". Given the sheer number of permits you're dealing with, it'd be understandable if there was some mix-ups and some people got the wrong permits. - Have an Automated Permit Request System that's always "out of order", and spits out junk permits (Like "Coarse Copperstonebrick") when you try to use it
@scarecrow74952 ай бұрын
This person has dealt with bureaucracy. Naturally, the final step of any application is to helpfully run it through the automated system, which promptly beeps angrily, catches fire, and incinerates the document in front of the applicant. Then tell the customer there must have been an error on their form so they need to fill it in again.
@pfp_is_not_mine2 ай бұрын
"Lost in post" That's great XD
@LaughingOutLoud-cz1eb2 ай бұрын
Also to stop people from flying; elytras and other modes of transportation are banned inside (of course since it would undermine the use of roads blah blah etc) and if you had anything such as an elytra, minecart, ice, or a random block that just somehow makes sense, everything you had done would be null and void and you would have to wait 31 hours to return and try again. (Insert stupid but valid reason here)
@Shesstitchin2 ай бұрын
I can’t wait to see someone walk thru the line lol
@kingsteel29722 ай бұрын
The queue line should be a parkour
@S0URUS2 ай бұрын
An idea to maximize bureaucratic nightmares, you should create an actual back entrance, but have it lead to a decrepit hallway full of soul sand and cobwebs to make it as painful as possible to get in and once they finally do, have an obscenely long queue zig-zagging around until they finally reach your desk.
@treezlol32722 ай бұрын
I'm not too sure, but I heard that ice and webs are slower than soulsand and webs.
@epicgamersauce35162 ай бұрын
@treezlol3272 the slowest is ice under soul sand plus webs im think. Im not fully sure why but ice under soul sand makes you even slower, probably because soul sand isnt a full blocks height and registers you standing on the ice below it as well
@Ninjamanhammer2 ай бұрын
@@epicgamersauce3516 I want to say it's because ice works up one block and soul sand is a little shorter than a block so the ice works through. Not 100% sure though.
@luqmanulhakim70582 ай бұрын
Does it have to be minecraft related ?
@strbourne2 ай бұрын
As a suggestion to make it even more governmental: To even have access to the MJYAAFK06 as shown in the video in the first place, the hermits need to fill out a Y2K86 Form and a MYJAAFK06 Form. Here is a basic idea for the forms: Y2K86: - Username - Date Of Birth - Place Of Birth - Location Of Residence (xyz coordinates of their front door) MYJAAFK06: - Username - Date Of Birth - Place Of Birth - Location Of Residence (xyz coordinates of their front door) - Item For Which The Permit Is Necessary - Pledge That All The Information In The Form Is Complete And True On top of those two forms, they need to hand in a valid piece of identification, which must include, well, you probably guessed by now. Once they've done that, a file is open in their name with a unique 6 digit number, which they are given verbally at the same time as the MJYAAFK06 Form. They MUST remember that number and give it to you back once the form is filled in, otherwise they can't access their file and have to restart the process. And, of course, if they don't submit the completed MJYAAFK06 Form with their file number within a certain time limit of it being issued to them, you close their file and they have to restart the whole process. Basically, have them fill out multiple forms, with redundant information, to even be allowed to have access to the actual form, and include a lot of unnecessary paperwork that is easy to lose and with similar names that are easy to confuse. (Can you tell that this was inspired by actual events?)
@jaketait13172 ай бұрын
Suggestions: What's your horse's mother's maiden name. If you answered yes to question 1 go back to question 1 If you answered no to question 1 go back to question 1 Have you declared any fruit or vegetable upon entering the permit office.
@StAngerNo12 ай бұрын
You should add a "Suggestions and Feedback"-Box with a Book&Quills to leave feedback. And once someone puts feedback in the box they can hear a dropper clicking and the sound of lava burning an item. That would be hillarious.
@silentdragon15552 ай бұрын
for the floor, you NEED to have a ticket counter, so they have to wait for their ticket to be called up...along with multiple help desks that are just empty or "off to lunch" signs.
@bee742092 ай бұрын
have a ticket counter that shows numbers eg. 001, 002, 003 etc with redstone, and then grian actions one permit a day aha
@jamesmacleod83882 ай бұрын
@@bee74209 and the numbers the hermits actually get start at 015
@henryrobert59172 ай бұрын
And have cleo make a line of waiting armorstands all in front of you
@RamDragon322 ай бұрын
For added insult, the next ticket has four digits, but the current Now Serving is on 24
@BlaxeFrost-X2 ай бұрын
I always get confused with those tickets, specially when I take one and it ends up not being needed for the specific thing I needed, or that there aren't any tickets and I can't find where the tickets are.
@sargeyo31232 ай бұрын
Every time someone tries to use the permit office, they should get a queue number with the highest number possible
@Emilias0772 ай бұрын
YESSS
@coyoteeth2 ай бұрын
he’s got to make a roped-off area for lining up and make a bunch of armor stands of people waiting
@heianwood61192 ай бұрын
this should have more likes
@nobinary22962 ай бұрын
The more I see suggestions like this the happier I get. Lets all work together with "fun" suggestions for the "better" of the Hermits.
@vyteniskajackas75792 ай бұрын
And the current number changes randomly, so when you are near, it may jump down.
@AugmentedSmurf2 ай бұрын
I love how Skizz just immediately got it lmao As soon as he saw the "Use other door" sign, he just knew exactly how this interaction was going to go
@Glitch_B2 ай бұрын
I instantly noticed that the hand was on the wrong side and it was absolutely stressing me out
@zex_rex64122 ай бұрын
Grian last season: "I am so good at resisting government I have to create a room dedicated to resisting resisting" Grian this season: "I AM THE LAW"
@StuffandThings_2 ай бұрын
He couldn't resist any longer Man needs some Resistance II beacons...
@_aWiseMan2 ай бұрын
@@StuffandThings_ Now we need it so that every time you enter the permit office you get weakness and slowness.....
@GikamesShadow2 ай бұрын
@@_aWiseMan also nausea from insane beaurocrqcy
@giarnovanzeijl3992 ай бұрын
Resisting anarchy.
@StuffandThings_2 ай бұрын
@@_aWiseMan And mining fatigue (elder guardian) from all the fatigue you'll go through
@lavfully2 ай бұрын
“This is real. I am depressed, I am frustrated.” -Skizz Sounds like the permit office is working xD
@Cinnabar392 ай бұрын
You know.... Big Salmon now has connections in high places in the government and with Doc having permit problems,... this could get even more fun.
@OllieDude17Ай бұрын
I wonder if Grain has adhd. Hear me out, 6:30 *stops to marvel at Bdubs's shop* "anyway, continuing on" *starts ranting about Joel's build* Literally any fishing clip 3:11 there is so much more even just in the few beginning hermitcraft episodes of season 10, im convinced he has adhd
@touch_me.2 ай бұрын
19:00 what if, for this season, you make the nether hub into a community-plaza/recreational-park/city-square design it would allow for flatter, open spaces that could enable easy accessibility to all of the nether portals, thanks to a reduced number of tunnel-systems, while also managing to look visually appealing
@nachete_05_2 ай бұрын
Bdubs: * finishes the back of a building * Grians head: * explodes *
@Ells_02882 ай бұрын
😂
@judith43612 ай бұрын
shut up
@Paint_The_Future2 ай бұрын
It needs a long, winding queue like at Disneyworld. It needs a basement filled with bookshelves where you can go and be like, "I'm sure that book I need is somewhere..." It needs a water cooler. It needs a lot named zombies to work as workers, and one creeper (people assume he's a diversity hire). It needs a coffee machine that doesn't work. It needs a kitchen with a passive aggressive note on the fridge. It needs motion-sensitive lights that turn off if there's not enough player movement, so anytime you go there, it's always dark and filled with hostile mobs. It needs an office for the manager. The manager needs a mug. It needs an atmosphere of despair. Pure, utter despair.
@drewcantdraw77852 ай бұрын
the creeper diversity hire has me CRYING with laughter but may i suggest a husk instead
@coyoteeth2 ай бұрын
HELP LMAO the basement of bookshelves…it’s got to be like rows and rows of them like archives that are a complete labyrinth
@voidshard06532 ай бұрын
Someone get this man to top comment, this had me laughing so hard
@elipost17032 ай бұрын
This is for sure the comment of someone who’s worked an office job lmao
@jwalster94122 ай бұрын
You just triggered a memory of a dream I had years ago omg.
@pancake891Ай бұрын
What adds to the whole bureaucracy feel the permit office is that you deforested that whole area to build something like this
@meowiamacat37642 ай бұрын
Form question suggestions 1) “Have you put hidden TNT under Ethos Dishwasher?” Maybe that one? 2) have you been to the coordinates of (whatever coordinates are) and gave the cat sitting infront of you 3 raw salmons? 3) have you interviewed 3 hermits about their houses and bases and find out what is in their basements?
@pumpkin29862 ай бұрын
The desk being at the very back for no good reason is absolutely perfect. Peak DMV energy.
@Elliverft2 ай бұрын
I would love to see a long snaking queue forcing you to walk back and forth multiple times to get there
@PokoTheDinosaur2 ай бұрын
@@Elliverftsame
@emileeweir77732 ай бұрын
No, perfect military base energy. You don't know where anything is, and if you don't need to know, you never will.
@TabysHere2 ай бұрын
Yeah it’s gonna be a warning about the forms…
@captainnemo45942 ай бұрын
The desk needs to be the full width of the room, divided into multiple cubicles with desk closed signs on all but one.
@i_am_adje2 ай бұрын
The ultimate proof of frustrating bureaucracy is when you have multiple forms that depend on each other: Form A has the question "Have you submitted and been approved on form B?" and Form B has "Have you submitted and been approved on Form A?" Or at least requiring 2-3 other forms before form A can be submitted
@frangipanii2 ай бұрын
YES
@jonv02 ай бұрын
Almost had this happen to me at the dmv. I didn't have a full license and my learner's permit had expired, so I was getting a non-driver's ID so they could have that on record at my new job. They of course needed multiple forms of identification, including a form *issued by my state's government*. So to get a state issued ID, you needed to prove who you were by supplying your state issued ID. Took half an hour to find a list of suitable alternatives.
@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV2 ай бұрын
There should be a reference to Asterix en Obelix: De twaalf taken. If you haven't seen that movie you're missing out.
@timmythestingray1937Күн бұрын
it took me 2 months but grian just "dominating big time", he said big time while looking at an hour glass. i love this so much
@remcrimson27502 ай бұрын
To continue the snail prank even further a question could be "Have you've been respectful to the local snails around Hermitcraft? If you have been disrespectful to them let's say, put one on a lone raft in the middle of a river or put them in a poorly built cage then your permit won't be passed until you have apologized to the snail you have wronged"
@CalypsoRaven6182 ай бұрын
Now that's a fun idea.
@gessfred2 ай бұрын
yes
@m3lloDy_2 ай бұрын
I absolutely love this
@lauramcknight1212 ай бұрын
We need this 😂
@ianweckhorst32002 ай бұрын
I usually watch mumbo, but I came because I love the idea of a permit office
@mackenziebennett69492 ай бұрын
suggestion: a business hours sign that reads "Open from 4:55 to 5:00 on alternating Tuesdays and Fridays not following major holidays, astronomical events, elections, sunrises, and fishing trips. Appointments only."
@f4erie_2 ай бұрын
omg, imagine a “gone fishing” sign on the desk
@minosegdelwonk78512 ай бұрын
"Appointments Encouraged," I think sounds more passive aggressive
@bikinibro2 ай бұрын
I understand this refrence
@elysianblues2 ай бұрын
“Permit Office Opening Hours - I open the shop on most weekdays about 11:30 or perhaps 10 am while occasionally I open the shop as early as 8, I have been known not to open until 1, except on Tuesday, I tend to close about 5:30 pm, or earlier if something needs tending to. However, I might occasionally keep the shop open until 8 or 9 at night. You never know when you might need some light reading. On days that I am not in, the shop will remain closed. On weekends, I will open the shop during normal hours unless I am elsewhere. Bank Holidays will be treated in the usual tradition, with early closing on Wednesdays, or sometimes Fridays. (For Sundays see Tuesdays).”
@Hubba_Hubba92 ай бұрын
And also the same with the parking with parking tickets they have to pay diamonds or something for
@LocalPotato-jn7mxАй бұрын
How does Grian manage to make even the dullest, most boring builds so interesting? It's INCREDIBLE.
@potatosack30292 ай бұрын
Suggestion: make it a must to send forms and appointment by pearl's post service, then set up a civil lawyer chamber to "help" hermits process their permit but charge them fees to help process (really just chucking the permit in a barrel for a few IRL days before signing it) or charge them a premium to fast-track their permits (putting it in a barrel for 1 or 2 IRL days before signing it)
@Real_George_Orwell2 ай бұрын
There's something poetic about a government building being built out of bone blocks and fungus
@ollyravenhill73412 ай бұрын
and also being purposefuly hard to find so the public can't use the building designed to help the public
@davidmandel89602 ай бұрын
Mycelium resistance won
@main71682 ай бұрын
and being made by the guy who's known for starting wars every season
@artifactU2 ай бұрын
america wins again 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷
@tricmagic2 ай бұрын
Can confirm governments like to put key office buildings in the weirdest places. Like down a road filled with forest that leads nowhere, which requires a very specific series of turns from the highway. Good luck knowing it even exists. (This is the social security office btw.) And yeah, looks like Grian's too. Very government.
@Da13337one2 ай бұрын
-For anyone to submit any paperwork require them to show their Hermit Identification Card. -Have a whole separate form to apply for a Hermit Identification Card and then require processing time for them to actually receive the Hermit Identification Card -Could even require the Hermit Identification card to require other identification that also needs to be applied for -Somewhere make a joke about requiring their Spawn Certificate (Birth Certificate) -Have multiple very similar forms that apply for ever so slightly different things so they'll have to figure out the exact form they'll need or fill out the wrong one multiple times Edit: also consider just putting The Back Rooms under the office building
@The18107j2 ай бұрын
Hermits need to re-apply for their Hermit Identification Card if they respawn (sorry Mumbo).
@avananana2 ай бұрын
On top of this, have a different identification card depending on which area their main base is in, and each identification card has a unique application process. And make them expire after a month after their issue so they constantly need to re-apply. It's almost like real life.
@thepootato2 ай бұрын
This is evil and I love it
@thegoju71592 ай бұрын
@The18107j this is where you make them get the new identification card from mumbo, but only after getting their certified hermitcraft permit identification permit from Rendog, which of course requires the standard petition signed by three hermits that can only be obtained from....
@mitchellcouchman14442 ай бұрын
Make the cyclical permit system, require the hermit id but the id requires a hermit residence authentication which requires an id
@JackybaraАй бұрын
"I hate my permits. They're coarse and they get in everything." My man Scar quoting Star Wars again I love it.
@DJfrog99Ай бұрын
As a lefty myself I've played Minecraft left-handed for years, basically since they added the option, and I genuinely didn't notice your hands were swapped until you spelled it out! I think I see it often enough while playing myself that I didn't think anything of it, and so many creators I watch just stick to a right-handed character that I don't find that way nearly as odd as righties find southpaw, so it just flew right over my head xD
@MaSheen132 ай бұрын
You should build a redstone machine to "verifies" the forms, only to have it make a bunch of noise, take a load of time, then spit out a "application denied" paper no matter what they answer.
@coralqueen60642 ай бұрын
You are an evil genius! I totally agree
@RtsShrtFrRtthw2 ай бұрын
that is a super smart idea! he should totally put all sorts of pistons and droppers and note blocks back there just for it to do nothing
@calebstarkey92002 ай бұрын
Yes! And then there should be a procedure to appeal this denial of the application but since the automated way failed... let's just say there will obviously be a *reasonable* waiting period of at least a week so that the appeal can be given the full attention it deserves.
@OCTAMAN2 ай бұрын
Oh my god yes but it HAS to be labeled as a “skip the line!” Fast lane call ahead service that just doesn’t work ever lmao this is gold
@owowarrior8642 ай бұрын
Grumbot???? part 5???
@gilagal7772 ай бұрын
"We gotta keep the shopping district in line." Grian... you've become what you swore to destroy... A figure of authority!
@elixir._2 ай бұрын
If you can't beat them, join them! But be much worse!
@Phantom92522 ай бұрын
Grian must lead a revolution against Grian.
@T.Gonz12162 ай бұрын
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villian
@IrrationalSquid2 ай бұрын
A black whole will be formed
@jyutifloy2 ай бұрын
i realise now just how much hermitcraft is the same as Disco Elysium
@tp65042 ай бұрын
Low hanging fruit: "Have you fished up a mending book?" And then the follow up - "If yes, how many uses of a fishing rod do you have?" and deny the paperwork if it is lower than your own
@multidebbie12 ай бұрын
Is it just me or is the way Wels talk absolutely adorable? "Oh! Okay" Part especially man.
@milseq2 ай бұрын
More ideas: - Start giving parking tickets to people's horses randomly. - Require referrals from 5 other hermits when someone asks for a new permit. - Require a proper motivation letter. - Make a big pile of boxes with easter egg titles such as "Complaints about Iskall's chest management", "Evidence of counterfeit diamonds", etc. - Add two villagers behind the counters, one named Tom, other Jeff. Tom has a sign saying "That's Jeff's job", and Jeff has a sign saying "Ask Tom about that". - Take a few coffee mugs from Cleo's shop and place them around the office.
@oliviabh.39892 ай бұрын
referrals is so good. slows things down so much lmaoo
@manguy012 ай бұрын
A Question that just says: _"What is your mission statement?"_
@brandongammage10602 ай бұрын
This is gold, I'm already cracking up reading these suggestions
@N3K0MAN1A2 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure Gem got some counterfeit diamonds so that'd be a good idea
@Joyedlion2 ай бұрын
I love the villager ones LOL
@Whited_Shadow2 ай бұрын
'Now! Now I can repair them.' '...By fishing?' 'By fishing.' '...So you're fishing again?' 'I never stopped.' Love it, commit to the ocean and it will provide :D
@user-xp4gv5sq6q2 ай бұрын
No, the motto is "We are always sometimes here to help!"
@bean-e83672 ай бұрын
"The permit office should be helping people!" Scar sounds like the kind of person who goes to the DMV actually expecting to be helped.
@amiablereaper2 ай бұрын
Some simple suggestions: "What is your name?" "What is your quest?" "What is the flight speed of an unladen swallow?" "Please explain how your business would impact the rate at which woodchucks could chuck wood, were they capable of doing so"
@trustfulplace38942 ай бұрын
the unladen swallow is so good
@jamesthegamingengine6302 ай бұрын
The woodchuck one is the one that broke me into laughter.
@erinmc89152 ай бұрын
The only correct response to the unladen swallow one is "African or European?"
@tehNashty2 ай бұрын
Need a short 10 page essay on how this permit will effect the economy with graphs! Is there a section for 3 endorsements from the business community that are not friends or family? Would a full FBI criminal background check for the last 10 years be appropriate? I think you need hat size to waist formulae. Have they ever had any aliases? Income and cash flow statements! Maybe included in a business plan? Executive summary and an elevator pitch!
@Eli_Irwin2 ай бұрын
Will Creating This Shop Affect the Local Trout Population?
@kingdarkflame67832 ай бұрын
Permit office suggestion: A waiting room that you make them sit in for 3-5 minutes, with a glass window through which they can clearly see you sitting around and doing nothing, just wasting their time. Holy this many likes!?
@triffinne2 ай бұрын
And a box of numbered papers and a sign "Please wait until we call your number" and then only call out numbers that aren't in the box for a few minutes :D
@ethanparra32922 ай бұрын
Lmao that would be hilarious if they did that 😂😂😂
@littleZ232 ай бұрын
Triffinne’s idea needs to be included if the waiting room is created
@ernesto_c21802 ай бұрын
This idea is amazinf
@SapphireSphynx2 ай бұрын
One of the things that should be added to the interior is a needlessly long waiting line that is fenced off and blocks off access to the desk. There is no way around, hermits must manually navigate the twists and turns anytime they approach or leave the desk. (Bonus points if it simply loops and never leads to the desk)
@mintedmedicАй бұрын
i think "Does your level end in 4?" is a good one, if it does they fail
@darkheart83842 ай бұрын
Hey Grian, you should us all that space between the door and the desk to make one of those really long rope mazes for people standing in line. Also, a secret door in the floor, where you stand behind your desk for when someone wants complicated help, you have a quick getaway.
@genevievebodnar93882 ай бұрын
could you imagine if there were a moving queue of armor stands, too?? that would get aptly annoying LOLL
@tyleremery70882 ай бұрын
@@genevievebodnar9388 Why do all that work making the queued armor stands move, when it would be even more realistic for them _not_ to move?
@unichicken77862 ай бұрын
is anyone else not able to find S10 E1 and the last ep of S9?
@aishwaryaarora33542 ай бұрын
yes!! and maybye for the other door the person can basically have a treasure hunt with a series of clues and stuff
@darkheart83842 ай бұрын
@aishwaryaarora3354 it would be even better if the treasure hunt, never ends at the DHP. Lol.
@williamhallam7062 ай бұрын
Few suggestions. -Add screens with ridiculously long estimated wait times. -ask if they have successfully applied for a permit within the last 2 weeks - ask if they have died within the last 4 hours and if so please fill out an ID-10-T form which is just a book requesting a 5 paragraph essay inquiring as to the events leading up to their death and how they intend to learn from it - require they have 2 hermits sign a document claiming they would be interested in the said permit being created - ask if they or anyone they know is associated with big salmon and if so please fill out form SN-1-T and mark yes on subsection CH (This form will be sent expess delivery to Doc) Make a winding queue line with fences only for you to tell them to get a ticket and sit in the waiting area for their ticket to ve called at a separate desk - make a calendar of days the office is closed and make up some bs holidays for every day -ask if they have found and filled out form 404 and never have copies to give them -request if they paid a "service fee" of 5 diamonds and reject the form if they have and return their diamonds with a reprimand for trying to bribe a government employee
@DaSheepie2 ай бұрын
got to the end of that list and couldnt stop giggling to myself for 10 mins, it would be epic if they got added!
@00Buck2 ай бұрын
If he wants it to be realistic he could burn the diamonds like a real government
@dragongamer46102 ай бұрын
the last one is funny!
@ghostea00512 ай бұрын
Genius.
@OR562 ай бұрын
You could add a whole extra step. You could make them have to present a valid ID to even start the process, so they have to go through all the rigmarole of the book and questions just to get an ID, so they can fill out ANOTHER book full of stupid questions.
@confusingTM2 ай бұрын
As someone who has had to deal with _so_ many government departments in the last 2 years, I find how the dhp works to be not only hilarious, but sadly way too accurate. (Now, if there's ever another government depart that opens, there has to be absolutely ZERO communication between them for maximum frustration (and accuracy))
@borplorp2 ай бұрын
The "other door" needs to be an air vent on the roof that is just full of grime. edit: There needs to be a wet floor sign that never gets dealt with, an overhanging light that is always out of order, and a ceiling tile that is missing.
@user-io6kb3xb6w2 ай бұрын
love this one
@Athenao2 ай бұрын
Agreed 🐟🐟
@kgriffin10322 ай бұрын
The hole in the roof should be filled with cobwebs just to make the process even worse and slow you down
@Benjago_gt2 ай бұрын
I had the same idea, also there would be no way back out, perfectly inconvenient.
@kgriffin10322 ай бұрын
The way out could be a hole that goes all the way to bedrock and a long "staircase" that you have to jump up each step to get back to the surface.
@randombystander53242 ай бұрын
As a german I am something of an expert on bureaucracy myself, so... the key to a satisfyingly maddening bureaucracy is that every rule needs to have a reason to exist (otherwise you could just ignore the rules and we can't have that). Bureaucracy happens, when you have detailed rules for absolutely everything and absolutely every eventuality and then you need rules on how to deal with the rules and also you need rules on how to deal with contradicting rules and so on. For example: Putting the permit office in the "middle" of the shopping district is a good start. Its not the permit offices fault that the hermits don't follow the agreed upon developement plan. The trees are not there to "hide" the office, they are there to replace the ones that had to be cut down. Which of course means nobody can build a road to the office, because obviously, you can't cut down the replacement trees, otherwise they would need to be replaced. Next there should be some rules regarding the parking lot. Of course you can't just park your horse there, you need a permit. And then you need confirmation that your horse is properly parked before you can continue (you to NEED to park A HORSE properly OTHERWISE you can't continue). And so on. You want a new permit? Then you need to make sure everybody is okay with that (announce it in public, wait for four days or get signed approval from 50+1 % of the hermits). You think a shop is undersupplied? Give the other person time to make a counterstatement, also you need documentation. Everything need to be documented by the way, and every document should to start with the personal data of the customer, because, of course, the parking lot manager can't give out the personal data of the customers to the permit manager and the permit manager can't give them to the complaint manager and so on...
@screret47942 ай бұрын
YES PERFECT
@Moldy_Water2 ай бұрын
interesting (I didn't read a single word)
@Moldy_Water2 ай бұрын
interesting (I didn't read a single word)
@Moldy_Water2 ай бұрын
interesting (I didn't read a single word)
@cricmania4.0652 ай бұрын
Damn, thats near perfect in real life.
@nicolelittle2102 ай бұрын
A hilarious question you could add is, "Have you in the last 5 minutes placed 10 blocks on Iskall's base without him knowing?"
@darkacademiabutnotreallyАй бұрын
Grain: "... the dullest building you've ever seen" Grain: *proceeds to create an amazingly beautiful building with lots of texture and an amazing colour scheme* ah yes... very dull...
@snowyvillager2 ай бұрын
"I hate my permits. They're coarse, and they get in everything." - Anakin Scarwalker
@elfascisto65492 ай бұрын
Nice pun
@muhammadahmad6802 ай бұрын
I'm so glad someone else got that reference
@rimothytimothy13982 ай бұрын
@@muhammadahmad680 It's like one of the most overused Star Wars memes. Who wouldn't get it?
@Maria-likes-fire2 ай бұрын
lol
@Orca4YT2 ай бұрын
Is that a reference to Scar Wars?💀
@AeonThePhoenix2 ай бұрын
You need a labelled chest for "Complaints" to be submitted to, that takes the written book away through redstone and visibly deposits it into a block of lava. Possibly consider alternative chests either side for "Suggestions" and "Completed Forms" that end up in the exact same place. Also a numbered ticket dispenser and a "Next to be Seen" sign with a number on display that changes only once in a blue moon.
@itsanoformethanks62772 ай бұрын
I hope he sees this comment
@emilyconnolly62862 ай бұрын
The sign is 3 digits, all the tickets are 4
@djplonghead54032 ай бұрын
Not complaints... A survey of how to improve the experience.
@RukaTea2 ай бұрын
“Have you ever tried to catch a cloud?” (Whisper, “Asking for a friend” if they read the question aloud.)
@propheinx225027 күн бұрын
Ideas for hermit permit questions: Have you been to the danger zone? and Have you successfully fished a mending book?
@watexxx2 ай бұрын
Would be funny if a hermit were to have parked their horse in the horse pit or the garage, when they're about to leave, give them a fine or a penalty for some wacky reason like "Horse's well-being was not regularly checked during your visit"
@jackalenterprisesofohio2 ай бұрын
Or how about "Your Horse has been inpounded for staying parked during non parking hours. Since it took them soo long to fill out the forms.
@watexxx2 ай бұрын
@@jackalenterprisesofohio that's even better!
@woolpiehd20032 ай бұрын
And of course give them a penalty if they DO walk out and check on their horse
@KnittedSister2 ай бұрын
I like this.. 😂 It should take twice as long to get a parking permit for the horse, as it will to go through what you were actually there to do... Only to then come back to a fine for missing hay permit or something. 😂
@RamDragon322 ай бұрын
Some redstone to lock horses away, the key is a "Validated Parking Permit" that is sold for 20 Diamonds inside, or can be acquired for free from the vending machine that is fully accessible but completely hidden. I almost hate parking garages as much as Gov'mint offices.
@loopy1832 ай бұрын
You need to let Stress decorate a cubicle for you. No absolutely horrid, soul draining office is complete without one very sweet cat lady who is absolutely ecstatic to be there and has done everything in her power to make her space pretty.
@ItsPalisade2 ай бұрын
Hermitcraft 9: Super fast highway that was used once Hermitcraft 10: "Oh DuDe, HoRsE hOlEs!" Also, idea: block off the entrance with literal red tape until the door is ready to use. sorry if its unoriginal tho
@jeremiahmcanulty1420Ай бұрын
"THEY'RE COARSE AND THEY GET INTO EVERYTHING" !?! Scar pulls out prequel reference and makes it seem like a natural part of conversation
@Nettai2 ай бұрын
Don't forget to leave room for a mailbox in the office! That way you can force hermits to mail in specific forms. Of course not all forms are accepted via mail, and other forms require a mailed-in pre-form to initiate. As a bonus, any issues that arise from having to transfer forms via mail can just be passed off to the post office. :)
@daniellebrissing94852 ай бұрын
Yes. Yes. Yes.
@Nettai2 ай бұрын
Oh man, this made me realize that Pearl will need to file for a stamp permit soon... Seems like the perfect opportunity to have her mail in a form, but immediately invalidate it for use of unauthorized stamps.
@stegosagus2 ай бұрын
Yes yes yes, involve the mail!
@MDDM_Poseidon2 ай бұрын
yes yes yes
@Ciurk2 ай бұрын
@@NettaiIncredible these comments are reaching the very peak of evil
@Mojo7Online2 ай бұрын
Last question of a form for a permit should be "Have you filled form G9634BCK before this here form?", and not giving them the form beforehand
@adamantium26452 ай бұрын
That would make it so much more annoying for the hermits. I love it!
@_Levi25892 ай бұрын
perfect!
@potato5oup4382 ай бұрын
YES SO MUCH
@SpewnyBard2 ай бұрын
Absolutely this
@Cheesewheel_12 ай бұрын
What would make that even funnier, is if a part of that form required the hermit to have done form MJAAFK06 beforehand.
@_mitsuki_Enhypen_Lover_2 ай бұрын
Permit Office Suggestions: 1) Did you wax your whole leg 5 minutes ago? 2) Have you bothered me by asking for this form? 3) List your coordinates of your last 5 hermitcraft bases. 4) List all of the diamonds you all got from 5 hermitcraft seasons. 5) How many minutes / hours have you be alive?
@lim82 ай бұрын
"Because *bureaucracy* is super *fun*" -Grian, professional war starter
@briishcabbage5682 ай бұрын
"It's kinda like the edging hasnt been done very well" -Grian, professional family friendly minecraft youtuber
@jwalster94122 ай бұрын
@@briishcabbage568😂🤔😯😮
@MrRnkRBLX2 ай бұрын
purple
@LeakyTrees2 ай бұрын
Put the asterisk after the quotation mark if you want “fun” to be in bold
@chrisra88272 ай бұрын
You could add to the book: - Do you have at least 7 signatures from diffrent hermits to prove that there is demand for your product. - Lay out your plan to reduce the ecological footprint of your permit in the upcomming years and how to compensate for the surplus of of produced CO2 for the increased horse rides and elytra flights from all hermits visiting your shop (i.g. planting a tree) - provide a sample of the offered good for quality controle
@GamerProKM2 ай бұрын
Yeah but at the same time that’s semi logical
@glipper66952 ай бұрын
-Have you liked and command on this .... grian video and are you subscribed?
@Sundrey4382 ай бұрын
That's evil i like it
@Hakon08882 ай бұрын
@@GamerProKMthats why you add these between things like "have you ever stolen the left lens of rendog's glasses", "when was the last time you performed a water bucket clutch after jumping off the top of Magic Mountain", and "would you eat spaghetti made using glow inc sacs"
@mia-sq5sg2 ай бұрын
Application questions!: A)Have you added a block to Iskalls base in the last 20 minutes? B)Were you or are you a part of the mycelium resistance? C) how many wardens have you defeted? D)Opinions on fishing? E) explain the meaning of the word "Chobblsome"
@normalchannel21854 күн бұрын
For the permits, make them give in the forms in Quadruplicate, but don't allow it to be signed since it needs to be stamped by you to get to the next step(don't tell this ofc, so when they sign it you can reject them) So they'll have to manually, by hand type out the form many times.
@basilmasil2 ай бұрын
Grian, you should make the Hermit Permit Office into also a DMV, where people have to get license for any ridable mob and a seperate license for elytra, this would bring more chaos
@Rainb0y2k2 ай бұрын
And you need like an add on to your license when the elytra is enchanted, cuz omg you can't fly an enchanted elytra with the normal license... Also if your horse is to fast you need a special license for fast travelling in which you need to agree on always riding at a safe speed
@kellerator2512 ай бұрын
Speed limits would be really funny
@StuffandThings_2 ай бұрын
To get your license, you have to complete a nearly impossible obstacle course (elytra course for elytra, horse track for horses ofc), additionally you could have a boat license with a blue ice boat track. If you fail the course, you have to wait a week to come back and try again (training is of course allowed) This would not only lead to more varied transport options and slow down the basically instant progression to just flying around everywhere, but additionally it would be hilarious watching the Hermits try, fail, and rage at the obstacle courses!
@rileypaulin74412 ай бұрын
Permit question ideas: -“How did you get here? By foot, by horse, by flight, by elytra” and if they put flight instead of elytra the permit is rejected because creative mode isn’t allowed on the server -“Have you eaten a pufferfish within the last 24 hours?” If not, the form gets rejected -“How would you rate your experience today out of 10?” -“Which ingredient for a suspicious stew do you find to be most useful?” -“What was the weather in Glasgow a week before you submitted this form?”
@AshleyThePie2 ай бұрын
I cackled at the first one XD
@prathamjohari83012 ай бұрын
Also have you prayed at the cod temple?
@itoaste2 ай бұрын
for the rating it has to be the numbers 2 7 or 4 or else it's null and void
@Oishii.Tamashii.2 ай бұрын
@@itoasteAlso 11
@artie28222 ай бұрын
brilliant, the last one especially made me laugh
@Mop4Ай бұрын
"One of the dullest buildings you've ever seen" But it's so detailed!
@ccaagg2 ай бұрын
As a disabled person, this is just like the DWP! Doing everything they can to make sure nobody gets help. Now it just needs tricks to catch people out, like how interviews for mobility issues are never scheduled on the ground floor so when claimants show up their claim can be immediately dismissed on the grounds that they managed to get to the room. Or how for vision issues interviewers will wordlessly offer a glass of water and if the claimant acknowledges it their claim will be dismissed on the grounds that they could see the glass of water. I have so many stories - I guess I just needed to vent a little.
@natewilde37392 ай бұрын
Grian, you ought to make the ONLY entrance to the Permit office be 200+ blocks away, maybe in a really unassuming, terrible spot. I.e. put it in a back corner of your Prismarine shop, with a tiny sign saying "DHP Entrance", which leads them down a sterile white-ish hallways underground into the DHP. Anytime anyone wants to meet with you, ask them to meet you in the DHP. If they break blocks to enter, give them a form they have to fill out and maybe a fine of some sort before they can do anything else
@SpairM2 ай бұрын
Even better, to pay their fine they have to fill out an even longer insurance related form which Grian then has to file and process in the system before they can finally pay their fine consisting of one (1) diamond
@spencersholette71062 ай бұрын
Make it only payable to a chest 5000 blocks away
@danielduke8322 ай бұрын
Do you pass the requirments of Article 14 Section 31? (Reference) "Those taking part in any form of Resistance or Unrecognised Organisation against other Hermits in Leadership Positions on the Server are Ineligible to receive a Permit."
@NotEmbarassing2 ай бұрын
Oh this one needs to happen
@brendanperez32022 ай бұрын
Or, since there's not supposed to be any diamonds exchanged there, they have to do community service such as placing enderchests at shops without them or making communal horse holes. Then they have to fill out a subsection in the MJYAAFK06 asking for the coords of the chests/horse holes then the next person has to go and remove them because they aren't "to code".
@Fierycascade2 ай бұрын
For another sign, you could post ridiculously restrictive office hours, like "Open 1:00-1:25 pm on every second Tuesday of the month (time zone may vary)." Permit Form Question ideas: "Have you ever participated in a mass-egging of another Hermit's base? If yes, then please write the time, location, and reason for the egging." "Have you ever been accused of war crimes?" "Have you ever been convicted of regicide?" "If you were to choose a secret code word, what would it be and why?" "Have you previously been a premium member of Sahara?" "What is your height?" "Have you previously run for, or held, a position in public office? If yes, fill out details of prior experience" "Have you or someone you loved ever been a victim of fraud? If so, how was Scar involved?" "How many beds have you broken while BDubs was trying to sleep?" "Have you ever fished up a Mending book in the past? Please list the dates and locations of each instance"
@otherfireangel2 ай бұрын
(time zone may vary) made me cackle
@parknich0812 ай бұрын
THIS IS S O GOOD
@VoidGodLane2 ай бұрын
These are such good questions LMAO
@windmill99982 ай бұрын
oh my goodness these are SO GOOD LOL made me laugh out loud muliple times, thank u so much lol
@BladeKi11a2 ай бұрын
The height question will definitely get under BDubs skin lol
@jhonsmith50932 ай бұрын
"Why is Poultry Man???" "Is Minecraft a square world?" "Do bases REALLY need a back??? (Just asking for a friend.)" "Are all your current shops and buildings up to Code as of the printing of the HBAOSBP-11 handbook?" (Hermit Building Association Of Silly Building Practices - season 11 edition) "Why is Mumbo Jumbo?" "Did you fill out all 23 pages of this form?" (There should only be 22 pages. And this actually (sort of) happened to me when I filled out some government paperwork. Literally everyone I talk to and the form itself said it was a four-page form, and yet when it was handed to me there were five pages.)
@gl4ceeАй бұрын
You could use berry bushes and carpet for the horse parking spots. Then there will not be any holes. And you could put signs in the forest saying "Hermit Permit Office this way!" and make multiple signs that makes people zig zag through the forest
@IcyLucario2 ай бұрын
Make a custom disc of the quiet but persistent sound of computers running and a ticking clock to play when people are in the office. To drive that home, make it so they must complete the paperwork while inside of the Permit Office.
@Pineapple-Paul2 ай бұрын
That would be perfect 🪑
@ThisAwesomeMT2 ай бұрын
It could also use a nice constant hum in the background, and if you’re feeling really chaotic, maybe even the occasional beep of a smoke detector if it needs its battery changed
@Daragonal2 ай бұрын
@@Pineapple-Paul So cool 🪑
@john_titor80742 ай бұрын
Or put an actual "entrance" underground that just goes into an elevator that looks like it might work with redstone but just plays annoying elevator music until you leave.
@MoonyFBM2 ай бұрын
OH my god yes
@ninjabanana63412 ай бұрын
Permit question ideas: - Please list your current statistics for the following: (this can be weird things like distance travelled on a pig, fish caught, etc) - How much would you pay (in bamboo) for your requested service? - Get another hermit's signature and place it here.
@tipsyGnostalgic2 ай бұрын
The other hermit signature one is really funny lmao. Potential collab with the Ministry of Ministers mayhaps
@AronSzaloky2 ай бұрын
-Who has the wool permit?
@rainydayarts63232 ай бұрын
This.
@Livegamer0052 ай бұрын
Who is your 12th favorite hermit?
@nathanengland51212 ай бұрын
Other options include- making the door working, with a one block drop to the other side, and then requiring players to enter with a parrot on their shoulder. Said parrot will always fall off if they attempt to enter normally. Make them wait in a redstone timed queue system, where they have to manually advance every so often. Make them submit paperwork to a basement filing system, with a sign reading “Beware the Leopard”. There is no leopard, but there are several polar bears, and as they are employees, you are instantly rejected for harming them
@TheDelinear2 ай бұрын
I seem to remember the first Grian video I ever watched years ago, watching a bunch of build tips videos, and one of the first pieces of advice he gave was to not make your build a box, but to give it some definition and character. And here we are, all these years later, with Grian building a grey characterless box. That's not a criticism, it's a very nice grey characterless box and perfect for what it's meant to represent. I just thought it was funny XD
@Adier_TwiggАй бұрын
Scar and Skizz were the PERFECT people to showcase the permit office to.
@yaktrax2 ай бұрын
Four suggestions! a)Please list the coordinates of your last 5 hermitcraft bases b) Please list your annual per-season income using the adjusted Diamond to sand ratio c) list your employment history over the past 4 seasons d) are you now or have you ever been associated with “shad-e-e’s” or any of its affiliates
@rookay96622 ай бұрын
B and D! I’m dead😂
@Alphabetical_mayB2 ай бұрын
Joel and Skizz: Nowhere - unemployed Nowhere - unemployed Nowhere - unemployed (x,y,z) - job