"our writer is sloyXP, my name is sloyXP," loved that line sm✨✨

Love Pix's narration, but it's always fun to get a Zloy voice over every so often.

I didn't forget about the Recap, i just forgot it was Sunday

Oh man. Was eating breakfast watching this and almost choked on the “printer feeding directly into a paper shredder” and the “most chiseled bookshelf”. Fantastic lines.

"And while the _unmountaining_ of Joel's base proved to be greatly exaggerated..." Honestly, I'm actually glad this was a Sloy-narrated video this week, this line is like _ten times funnier_ the way he says it. Also, 8:07 "This week, on Hermitcraft... NOT me, thank goodness!" is certainly the thought of all time. (can't blame you, i suck at even _normal_ parkour maps)

I appreciate Zloy leaving the whiffed attempts at saying Boel Jallish Smeans' name in the final take. A lot of people would have cut those out, but they add to the charm of the video.

always love a Zloy voice episode - your cadence is so soothing! also died laughing at "printer feeding directly into a paper shredder," "hermit permit hormet qorment," and "the most chiseled bookshelf"

Its very unusual listening to hc recap without a british voice over. But thats ok. Zloy does a great job 😊

Very happy about the "most chiseled bookshelf" joke, lovely

You forgot to mention grian also put all his viewers on hold and actually accomplished to make most of us watch through the entire black screen white text sequence

Doc building a working time machine in Minecraft and using it to steal his own diamonds sounds more reasonable than some of the things we've actually seen him do

The radon poisoning bit was so hilariously -accurate- out-of-pocket. I love it when sloy edits sloy before sloy delivers the lines. 😂

‘We got rendog! Look at him!’ Absolutely wonderful ❤

I thought the reason Doc killed the pig wasn't because he thought she was the ore snatcher, but because she was making fun of him for being upset over it and he wanted her to understand his pain. Still a bad move but my man was driven mad and then pushed by her, so I'd file temp insanity, and with Doc's record that would have helped up better than "big man baby."

the Hermit Permit Hormet Qormet absoluteöy broke me, will be thinking of that any time it gets mentioned in the future

Yay Sloy voice!! Lol I love the references to that time Grian time travelled in season 6 to investigate who had stolen his diamonds and ended up stealing his own diamonds, both for Doc's current diamond thief and Grian's current mystery enemy! Impulse's prank really was great! HORMET QORMET LOL!!!!! Also I love "like a printer feeding directly into a paper shredder" and the retakes for the Joel tongue twister, also yeah I thought the thing he called lightning was a banana too! And Mumbo's video transitions are so cute, I love them and I love that you include them in the recap!! Mumbo making the "most chiselled bookshelf" LOL!!!

pixelriffs went to get the milk, he wont be back for a while

Poor zloy, having to work more than normal, but we thank him for it

There's at least two different statements theorizing time travel within this video. Did Xisuma decide to brush the dust off that time machine idea for the season after all?

I love how Sloy is acting like he works irl with Pix. It just seems very silly and I love it

i dont think anyone could have delivered the line "hermit permit hormet qormet" better than zloy. 😭

Mumbo forgetting his system had a 000 space was hilarious xD

Thank you sloy for taking on pixlriffs slack 😅

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I don't know if the radon posioning joke will be appreciated by the masses, but I laughed! gotta love a bit of gallows humor about radioactivity!

As much as I love Pix, I absolutely love it when Sloy takes over. It is, genuinely, such a treat

A recap episode with a Zloy voiceover? Yes please! I love and appreciate Pix, but to me there's no such thing as too much Zloy. The way he delivers jokes is just *chef's kiss*.

fun fact: with the 360° video of the trial, when doc accurately kills Joe, Joe throws his head to "us"

That Geiger counter joke made me laugh so much more than it should’ve

I think sloy wants a time travel arc this season

"Mumbert Jumbert" made me do a legit spit take lmaoooo

Pixlriffs will return next week after he escapes his own skyblock banishment.. or he touches the floor and get banish 1 more week

There is something hilarious hearing Zloy struggle with the line about Joel's skyscraper lol

We all miss Pix, but you did a great job this week!

I love the Bdubs height digs. You and pix have different styles and this was a nice mix up from the usual

Sloy has some time machine ptsd 😂❤ But really I loved all the references in this one

Docs banishment would form for a fun storyline, with hermits trying to get him to "Voluntarily" drop down to the ground

Sloy going through Pixlriffs withdrawal

I absolutely love your voice so much!! It’s so pleasant to have a nice voice change every now and again!

Love the Sloy voiceover!

zloy has gotten so much better at narrating, fantastic job, really nailed the delivery

13:37 this realization hit me like a truck

"as we all know Ren and Doc are married in game." .... wat???

not six flags 😭😭 i was not expecting to hear that kind of reference

Hi Sloy! I hope you've had a nice weekend! EDIT: The delivery of "most chiseled bookshelf" is PRICELESS 😂

Wow, you really are gonna milk that Biffa.yay mp3 long after the man himself left, arent you? The man of the horky borky roundabouts and tea will never hear the end of this...

2:18 needs the red block with white impact font saying “LIVE IJEVIN REACTION” so I can repost it all over Twitter

admitedly I missed the hermicraft recap of last season and maybe the one before, but since last tiem I heard you voice over one of these your accent has gotten a lot better.

Recap hype! Keep up the awesome work, Zloy. And, take care.

as much as i love Pix's voiceover hearing Zloy say Hermit Permit Hormet Quormet in his accent cracked me up so bad

it's the snails stealing docs diamonds. they have a trubbling past of diamond theft so they are the most likly suspects.

I should share this video with colleagues, so they know why I'm late for work on Mondays 😂

There was a pig at the base of the water and a addle and carrot on a stick in the shulker. I can’t tell if Cleo was mocking Doc or trying to help.

If Doc did go back in time to get his own diamonds, then I'd be able to say: if I had a nickel for every time a Hermit traveled back in time to take their own diamonds back after finding them missing in the present, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right? :D

Beef needs some radaway.

0:50 nah not the unalive 😭😭😭

I miss pix too, hope he comes back soon 😁😁

10:06 the delivery on that lol I love it

Ah yes, the rare Zloy Voice over. Always a treat.

My current bet on the identity of the ore snatcher is Cub. I have no evidence I just think it’s him.

The only Big Ron's thing that seems to not exist in real life (as far as we know) is Big Ron himself. Something tells me Mumbo will find a way to rectify that.

I will never get enough of the compliments from redstoners to Pearl and builders to Mumbo

having joels skyscraper in the front with the burj scalifa looming on the other side of the mountains isnt a screenshot I thought I needed, but omg its so cool

SHREK IS STILL IN THE THUMB NAIL!!!

I typically watch this channel both for how entertaining it generally is and to see what the hermits i dont watch are up to, but ive been on vacation and have missed pretty much all of the happenings of this week so i'm hyped to watch this lol :)

Honestly, hearing Sloy's voice again is so good, I love his narration. Very different from Pix's, but just as cooky and charismatic.

love the Zloy voiceover!! 🫶🏼

"The Hermit Permit Hormet Quormet"😂

Me heares cubfan made a maze. My brain, "are there redstone and the ravangers underneath the walls ?"

OMG GUYS SHREK IS IN THE THUMBNAIL :O

Time Travel is always the right explanation for mysteries on the hermitcraft server

Hey Sloy, have you been watching Dark? Because of the Time travel mentions and the Geiger counter.

Most chiseled bookshelf 😁 Printer feeding directly intonation shredder! 😂

A wild Sloy has appeared! It’s a rare moment but always a welcome one.

7:11 omg canceling the plush orders would have been insane! 😂😂😂

4:15 is this a Grian's season 6 reference I see??

At least in the US, a spouse can CHOOSE to testify against their partner, but they can't bbe forced to .

I can't wait for the day where Zloy says "Our writer is ZloyXP, my name is ZloyXP, and captions on this video were provided by ZloyXP" at the end of a video.

I have been to sick to watch any vidoes for the last 3 weeks, and hearing the sentence 'I didn't watch my husband murder a pig,' in the first 2 minutes of my first video back from the hospital makes me wonder what the hell I missed

4:16 did I just hear a SEASON SIX REFERENCE

10:34 that’s a season seven deep cut right there

Obviously remembering to like most if not all of the recaps, but never doing it faster than when I hear its going to be a Sloy narrated episode!

Mumbo with a classic off by one error

Im like 95% sure Doc didnt think it was Cleo stealing the ore when he killed the pig. He just killed it so that she can feel true pain, and understand how hes feeling.

I love how zloy is chalking everything up to timetravel

We may not have Pixelriffs this week, but Pearl has given us a Pickle Gift

"High * ahm regular high judge budubs " is killing me 😂😂

Props Zloy the clarity of your voice has improved a lot

when grian's recap starts, was expecting to be put on hold lol XD

"the most chiseled bookshelf LMAO"

You're doing great, Sloy! I always enjoy the episodes you host

Man, your voice is actually kinda fun. Your accent just makes things better, "Mumbled Jumbler" 🤣.

'The short court' shots fired!

love the recap! ❤

Ren called doc his husband ❤😊

Great work Zloy!! Thanks for everything you do!

Another amazing recap

I DID NOT KNOW RENDOG SAID "My husband" WHEN TALKING ABOUT DOC WHY DID HE RANDOMLY JUST SAY THIS IS THERE A REASON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ou wow i forgot it was sunday

Surprise Sloy voice! XD