Timestamps: 03:35 Start, watching Episode 1 of House of Streams 04:55 Introductions 10:16 Day 1 16:03 The show would be more interesting if the streamers weren't literal whos 17:42 MTV Real World, but vtubers on roombas 19:48 Day 2 20:24 Advice for streamers: Consistency, don't worry about view-count, dealing with personal issues while still streaming 27:15 End of episode 1 28:08 Criticisms of the show: Too short, you can't be surprised by cameras when you're a STREAMER, exceptionally scripted 32:11 hic 33:26 Streamers aren't even linked in the description of the show 36:17 Flashbacks to guy Kirsche had a crush on in 9th grade 36:48 Reading comments 43:03 Kirsche's Twitch ad incentives 44:14 Unless you're above 3k ccv on twitch, there is no reason to use the automatic ad schedule 52:53 Ear scratching 53:09 DanZinagri 50 gift sub bomb 58:57 hic 1:03:01 Break 1:08:40 Return 1:11:40 Twitter: Black Myth: Wukong rumor's single source is unverified and questions about the authenticity 1:15:32 Be careful about believing a single, unverified source for news 1:16:34 Just because there are several coincidences, it doesn't verify a claim 1:18:18 Holding back on reporting news until it is verified, the more retractions, the less trustworthy 1:19:58 Video: Asmongold clip "F*CK IGN" (IGN article completely mistranslating posts to push a narrative) 1:20:49 ice cream truck 1:25:45 Chinese Anti-DEI psyop tinfoil theory 1:30:07 hic 1:30:30 Breakfast as a "morning meal" and everyone being a morning person is a psyop 1:34:32 If you don't have a "normal" circadian rhythm, going along with it instead of fighting can be a large improvement in your life 1:34:42 hic 1:37:44 Kirsche was very anti-breakfast, because her body would reject food too early in the morning 1:46:17 hic 1:49:28 Laios Touden figure w/ attachable cock 1:52:34 The bodybuilder Kirsche dated was likely gay and didn't like how wet she got when eating her out 1:53:02 asmr: I want to drink from you like a chalice 1:54:02 asmr: I got the best soup, doesn't even need ketchup 1:55:13 Article: New York Post "NYPD offers $10K reward for ‘animal’ who molested 13-year-old girl in broad daylight at NYC park: ‘Parent’s worst nightmare’" 2:00:06 hic 2:00:14 asmr: I love you so much I'm going to feed you my scrambled eggs 2:01:44 Forgetting about protein powder for years 2:03:14 Twitter: Sam Hyde arrested, rumors about a fist fight with a mtf 2:05:38 Video: Gen Z Is Finally Paying Taxes And They're Pissed | Asmongold Reacts 2:08:57 Asmongold noticing 2:10:45 Rediculousnees of the tax system 2:14:09 Comparing taxes between Massachusetts and New Hampshire 2:17:42 phrasing 2:18:29 hic x2 2:20:11 Article: Reduxx "Scottish Political Staffer Who Threatened Violence Against Women Critical Of Gender Ideology Convicted Of Sexually Assaulting Six People" 2:24:33 asmr uwu: I'm depressed, I need to rape to not feel sad 2:25:34 hic 2:26:27 British double-speak 2:27:26 Being underage doesn't absolve you of knowingly doing horrible things 2:35:48 hic 2:37:55 asmr: you guys would love it if I put my feet in your cereal 2:39:26 Article: Scottish Daily Express "SNP activist pictured with Nicola Sturgeon is jailed for sexually assaulting six people" 2:46:11 Honey House Sawada Tsunayoshi Figure 2:46:51 Stretching 2:50:22 Article: Daily Caller "Cops Abandon Police Station, Claim Goblins Were Terrorizing Them At Night" 2:53:56 Article: Daily Caller "Former Ebay Employees Plead Guilty To Sending Live Spiders, Porn To Publishers Of Anti-Ebay Newsletter" 2:58:11 Article: independent "‘Trad-wife’ TikTok influencer fired over n-word did a ‘soul search’ and couldn’t care less about ‘backlash’" 3:08:38 Lore: Childhood experiences making Kirsche racist against Puerto Ricans, then growing out of it once she had more life experience 3:11:56 Getting attacked by twitter freaks & correcting the record for people that will actually listen 3:13:45 It makes sense why someone can become racist, but if you don't learn and grow out of it, you are a bad person 3:16:18 Kirsche has lasting trama from her experiences, but if she can't laugh at them, they would control her life and turn her into another twitter freak begging for pity points 3:18:27 Even if Kirsche's experiences were terrible, they made her who she is, and that is someone she is happy with 3:21:06 Mental conflict between being told to be a girlboss and wanting a relationship like Kirsche's grandparents 3:23:06 If you can't agree on your fundamental values, a relationship will never work 3:31:44 Dealing with anxiety with less medication, having a support network is exceptionally helpful 3:35:14 Kirsche's brain is always running at 110% and can't keep up with herself, and getting high on weed slows her down 3:40:43 Reading about the RADDS-R Autism test 3:42:11 Taking the test 3:46:24 Getting detention for accidentally talking too loudly 3:48:59 Akasupa 3:49:07 hic 4:02:26 Being able to see yourself in someone else's shoes is a very useful skill 4:03:55 Kirsche's favorite takeout places 4:06:52 Kirsche was very clumsy, friend drew a picture of her tripping over a cat and Kirdad pinned it to the refrigerator for years 4:08:36 hic x2 4:08:57 Kirsche: Jello schlorp clip 4:11:53 asmr: I eat my dairy queen blizzards with a straw, baby 4:16:49 yeah, no, yeah, no 4:17:22 The worst kind of tags: underwear 4:26:52 Why would you be friends with people that you have to hide aspects of yourself from 4:31:28 Extreme anxiety when meeting new people offline & online, especially before collabs 4:34:17 Best seafood resurants in Massachusetts 4:37:17 Extreme aversion to wetness 4:38:40 Need towels to cover the surface of a tub before taking a bath 4:40:36 Lotion autism 4:46:38 Kirsche ate the exact same meals every day for two years straight 4:48:27 The less choice, the better (eg. MOBAs and MMOs) 4:49:24 hic 4:56:09 Raid from Un_Seelie 4:59:34 hic 5:04:24 asmr: I'm manifesting so hard right now 5:06:44 Stretching 5:12:14 asmr findom: the only time I'm mean to chat is if you don't mine enough diamonds for me 5:14:11 Kirsche's finely honed noticing has been blunted by people lying to her 5:15:49 hic 5:23:27 Results 5:27:16 Game launched: Crime Boss Rockay City 5:28:49 Mission 1 - Attempt 1 5:39:43 Possible changes to NPC customization 5:52:09 Raid from akiradream 5:53:12 hic 5:56:52 Failure 6:02:41 Attempt 2 6:11:29 Flipping corpses with a shotgun 6:19:46 Failure 6:21:04 Raid Target: Filian 6:21:50 hic

"A streamer without their chat is like a dog without their balls" - Kirsche, 2024

Japandy Jones sounds like my Persona Shadow Self. HE'S NOT ME

Quite the enjoyable SURPRISE 'early start' Saturday stream with Kirsche... we got to watch a lil bit of trash tv with foxu, then we got a couple hours of tangents, and finally Kirsche finished things up with an online 'tism test. Great times! Give it a watch if you missed it live!

I work night shift for years, and it does take a toll, I have a lot of sleep problems, i gain weight really fast and I'm more depressed, I'm always tired and i have to take a nap before work or else i feel miserable

Kirsche describing her views on straws melts my heart

With every question and every life example you gave during that test, I kept going "oh no..." I don't know if exposure therapy is possible, or if there's a way to get your body and mind to recontextualize certain negative sensations using familiar ones, but I hope you eventually manage to figure out alternatives to outright avoidance. Some of these quirks might cause friction when living with other people, so be sure to communicate them to your himbo eventually. The better you understand yourself the easier it'll be to mitigate undesirable situations.

Every time I hear Polt Fan brought up, all I can think of is the guy some podcasters I used to listen to were friends with, who managed to get himself into the actual monmusu manga

“Why are you like this?” The question should be, “will you marry me?”

2:50:00 words become action & you will cease & desist such thing 😂 Its kinda booming on scratch building community to make their V-tuber statues Now they gonna add strap on on it 😂

Cute foxu waifu, I love your intro song. How is it called and where can I get it?

Kirsche you truly are the goofiest goober in goober town.

Matthew Coffee Brown... the bait 😄

The most based vtuber

God caught this one late but damn if the autism test make it all the more worth it to watch because there was so much relatable content and mutual tism was satisfying

The early stream gets the chatter. Or something like that... Sorry if my first dono was a weird one. Hopefully DreamKir accepts cookies instead of lungs next time. But I fully believe you can beat those robot bastards in Crime Boss. You've gotten really close twice now, it's only a matter of breaking those damned bots into nuts and bolts! Thanks for a great stream Kir. I'll see ya tomorrow when you break the cycle.

4:50:39 I see there's a fellow pre-rework Malzahar main here... Patch 6.9 will forever be the worst patch because of that rework.

Of course you'd choose Mr. Hokage.. TALK TO EM KIRSCHE IT'S WEIRD... IT'S WEIRD. At least he's doing better than Frosk these days

Kirsches kids will be attending night school 😆

Not a doctor and I could be wrong, but I believe untreated ADHD can cause anxiety.

jesus the gays really left a mark on her

I have anxiety, how does one get the high?

Goblins

Good morning

What up babe I really love your show very much

About Chyna, try reaching out to The China Show, the host Serpentza and laowhy86 lived in Chyna for 8 years. Their channel is also interesting. But be careful, tankies are known to attack their channel. Be careful is all i could say.