hey schlatt... he peed on ur plushy

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we are not sorry schlatt...
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Edited by:
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Chapters:
0:00 - intro
0:42 - stompy (emu)
1:11 - winnie the moo (cow)
1:47 - siren, destroyer of ears (blue fronted amazon)
3:12 - mia (african grey)
3:48 - tico and miley (macaws)
4:10 - nugget and oliver (chickens)
5:08 - appa and momo (marmosets)
7:53 - durability test
8:33 - grown woman loses fight with pair of glasses for 17 seconds
8:50 - fenn and reed (foxes)
10:47 - SURPRISE DURABILITY TEST
11:26 - PUT THE SUBS IN THE BAG OR THE PLUSHY GETS IT
11:37 - outro
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Пікірлер: 411

@7_Mae 5 ай бұрын

finally he pays for his crimes of '99

@jamesfanning5611 5 ай бұрын

It's what he did in '01 that I will never forget.

@raizukar 5 ай бұрын

and don’t get me started on what happened in '78

@smartfck4 5 ай бұрын

Those poor people can not be taken back

@notherenorthere65 5 ай бұрын

Those poor kids...

@1zzKolby 5 ай бұрын

He will pay for his part in the tragedy

@jugheadEPIC 5 ай бұрын

Siren stopping dead in her tracks and being absolutely petrified by the plush made me cackle 😂😂

@nesyk1598 5 ай бұрын

She also remembers what he did in 99

@SPEAK_N0_EVIL 5 ай бұрын

@@nesyk1598 she was a witness

@jordonvh91 5 ай бұрын

That and the MGS alert noise when Mia was unsure of it. between the two i lost it.

@rosybird4826 4 ай бұрын

Siren saying “what is that” made me laugh sm 🤣

@scrunky8683 4 ай бұрын

that was so funny for me!

@popsiclellc 5 ай бұрын

Her just saying "durability test" over and over sent me 😂😂😂

@jon2623 5 ай бұрын

The picture of Maya holding the plushy with the nerf gun to its head would make such a good thumbnail

@mayahiga 5 ай бұрын

LOL If I need to swap thumbnail you might be onto a winner

@pvtpain66k 5 ай бұрын

"i don't know him" I love Siren so fucking much.

@ClockworkDave 5 ай бұрын

That kind of blew my mind.

@achyutaambal9101 5 ай бұрын

Maya trying to destroy it but actually just making an advertisement for it's durability

@kemalgozler1706 5 ай бұрын

yeah and alveus has youtooz plush too

@conaldeugenepeterson2147 5 ай бұрын

Siren’s reaction is my favorite! The slow back away followed by “who are you?” Was perfection.

@therealtony2009 5 ай бұрын

DO NOT let twitter find you even touching a schlatt plushy

@enderwalkgang 5 ай бұрын

Oh yeah

@KeWDu 5 ай бұрын

I think Schlatt’s community has drastically changed. Twitter wouldn’t be upset now.

@enderwalkgang 5 ай бұрын

@@KeWDu no we still make fun of the schlutt as nature intended. Also it always about him, not his fans. They hated him. Not his fans. His fans were like...part of the act.

@KeWDu 5 ай бұрын

@@enderwalkgang I’m not able to comprehend what you’re trying to say.

@enderwalkgang 5 ай бұрын

@@KeWDu Twitter hates Schlatt not his fans

@kissingwookiees 5 ай бұрын

the lil smack appa gave maya at 7:30 for trying to take the mic away... lol

@angelaplays 5 ай бұрын

This is such a beautiful to “schlatt” after “his” “passing” of “natural causes”

@sunny_is_so_sigma 4 ай бұрын

'99

@CitroChannel 5 ай бұрын

KZfaq content has been great lately! I'm glad someone is finally punishing Schlatt for his crimes in 1999. I think Siren's reaction to Rammie is how we all feel when we are reminded of what Schlatt has done. 🙏

@startingfromzero2173 5 ай бұрын

wow, you really are getting revenge on "schlatt" for what he did back in 1999

@mayahiga 5 ай бұрын

avenging the 4 people he collided with whilst drunk driving

@joannadobbs5048 5 ай бұрын

Wait, I didn’t know something bad happened. What happened?

@surfingthedarkness 5 ай бұрын

@@joannadobbs5048 you're probably aware but just to be safe: it's just a joke

@startingfromzero2173 5 ай бұрын

@@mayahiga that's the slippery slope funny sticks have led him

@conaldeugenepeterson2147 5 ай бұрын

@@surfingthedarknessthere’s nothing funny about what happened in 99… To call that tragedy a joke is very insensitive to Schlurt’s victims.

@ethan928 5 ай бұрын

As an Australian, the pop up of the great emu war was hilarious.

@KingOfCrafting 5 ай бұрын

Maya, this was the perfect amount of unhinged. 10/10.

@kenkxb2763 5 ай бұрын

next video let’s get the real schlatt and run the same “experiments”

@Running_Withmy_paws 5 ай бұрын

I think siren got flash backs to when schlatt decided to try and sell her cigarettes

@Jake-do3ly 5 ай бұрын

Will Schlatt buy all Alveus plushies and get his revenge?

@-breadboy 5 ай бұрын

leave the poor blue dog alone

@tikimillie 5 ай бұрын

Rammy really striking fear into the hearts of everyone

@themollymelon 5 ай бұрын

Peed on , beaten… I’ll report this video for plushy cruelty!

@njplayz42 5 ай бұрын

If anything you just proved how well made it is

@stormlaney2943 5 ай бұрын

maya and crew, props to this video! it was super well produced and edited 💚💚💚

@_iothfn 5 ай бұрын

I recently had to put my cat down and you have really helped me because you make me happy and joyful. I hope you see this you are really helping a lot

@DvDrea 5 ай бұрын

genuinely, my favorite video of yours in a while.

@Zamiiz 5 ай бұрын

Whoever edited this needs a raise oh my god 😭👏

@just_some_donkus 5 ай бұрын

the subtext at 8:44 lmfaoooo this video was an amazing amount of unhinged and i think your editor fuckin killed it

@beccymalloy 5 ай бұрын

Yes Maya!! It makes me so angry that there are so many social media posts about having wild animals as pets!! I always report the postson insta etc..but now I will send the link to WWF instead (not wrestling, but you know that). THANKYOU. Big love and respect to you and all the creatures too xoxo

@izumi1499 5 ай бұрын

Really great video, good content, pacing, storyline and the editing was CLASS

@toadstool_soda 5 ай бұрын

This is almost like a really funny ad for his plushies lmao

@caitcat0613 5 ай бұрын

the highlight of my week thank you maya for your service

@willmccoy6658 5 ай бұрын

Love the editing !

@SWHBOYCE 5 ай бұрын

Siren's impeccable timing is too funny !!!

@foxstudios9643 5 ай бұрын

Jschlatt is such a pure soul

@guidoferri8683 5 ай бұрын

When you respectfully break up with someone, but you are still a bit mad about it:

@P0PE418 5 ай бұрын

Stompy's dps in the Rammy boss fight was OFF THE CHARTS

@sweeeeeeezy 5 ай бұрын

every maya video a banger

@arnoldnutter8474 5 ай бұрын

loved the editing in this one

@arctichoundtv2823 5 ай бұрын

Mayas hair makes her look like one of the Japanese women in the 80s that rocked that style

@TheValPal 5 ай бұрын

I’ve learned so much from your videos! They’re so fun and so educational. I will never stop saying that you’re such an inspiration! Thank you for all you do for these wittle angels 🥹

@catseden777 5 ай бұрын

God this hair color compliments Maya so well

@gerrischuchman260 5 ай бұрын

Thank you for this video. I love the monkeys and the fact that you are taking care of the wild creatures placed on this earth.❤❤❤

@PlasticSpiders 5 ай бұрын

The editing in this one 🔥

@dronix6624 5 ай бұрын

8:44 at the bottom... that genuineley gave me motivation. Thanks lol ❤️

@zacharyjasper6367 5 ай бұрын

Gotta love the Easter egg inspirational text.

@Loganrx 5 ай бұрын

Great video Danny and Maya! :)

@ghostgurl0076 5 ай бұрын

Your editor is so good

@StefanBorglycke 5 ай бұрын

SIREN killed it on this one :'D that whole part had me howling

@Squirtles 5 ай бұрын

the editing is getting so much better

@JamesHuggett_ 5 ай бұрын

Siren is perfect! I pove that she is always able to be heard whenever Maya comes near.

@L1ghtweaver 5 ай бұрын

the birds did not like schlatt, which makes sense after what he did to them in 1999

@sghallart 5 ай бұрын

Maya is a genius for this one.

@AnimeGamerCreater 5 ай бұрын

this needs more views also the glasses thing is a mood

@rclines001 5 ай бұрын

Had to give a donation for busting out the flame thrower lol

@Kb11241 5 ай бұрын

maya has for once idea, build a city of legos and unleash the chinzillas

@frotk 3 ай бұрын

I really appreciate that you stop bothering the animals once it’s clear they’re not interested in whatever you have with you! They have boundaries too, but so many people on KZfaq find it humorous when animals are uncomfortable

@patchesthepirate55 5 ай бұрын

great vid as usual danny

@spideylexi 5 ай бұрын

the editing is so funny

@Talk2MeNice 5 ай бұрын

You always bring a smile to my face 🫶🏽

@morphman86 5 ай бұрын

11 minute ad for the best plushie quality I've seen in a long time, and you didn't even mention who made it 😂😂😂

@cocoabear_art 5 ай бұрын

Siren absolutely not having it is killing me 😂

@MasseyEmpire 5 ай бұрын

Love the end... THE RAM GETS IT!

@DickTheBirthdayBoy 5 ай бұрын

I just got my calender and I love it so much

@uufruity 5 ай бұрын

Ending was a 10/10😭

@MLElessthanthree 5 ай бұрын

This is the greatest video you’ve ever made

@samdorrell9807 5 ай бұрын

The video was so good I thought Ramsey did a great job. I liked the vid for his protection 🫡

@Ddddddddddd381 5 ай бұрын

I would love a video with tier Zoo talking about all the state of the alveus ambassadors

@Paulnikon 5 ай бұрын

Maya is an amazing human being.

@sirksees 5 ай бұрын

practicing voodoo at the ranch today

@Artissan 5 ай бұрын

pictures of schlatt where his hat's just a little bit too high look like a reformed addict doing an amazing cosplay of him.

@Kid_Walter 5 ай бұрын

Nice little skate 3 edit 👍

@Aarameshi 5 ай бұрын

I will absolutely never ever get tired of metal gear solid's "encounter" being incorporated into every edit of something running away. 😂

@kemalgozler1706 5 ай бұрын

best durability test video ever

@WarFish_Sardini 5 ай бұрын

I feel like this was just an ad for the plushie lol, you just showed how well made it is...

@chaoticcar6231 5 ай бұрын

siren constantly cackling in the background 🔥🔥

@Golden_squanch 3 ай бұрын

The single greatest intro of any video on the internet.

@DeaconSmithGames 5 ай бұрын

At 4:26 Maya questions her life decisions 😂

@DaxSudo 5 ай бұрын

This perfectly captures the attitude, values and beef of the year 2023. Iconic.

@hallieissetfree 5 ай бұрын

Siren running away after talking bug game is too funny

@fishployee 5 ай бұрын

deserved (my rammie plushie has bracelets custom made for him because i love him so much)

@mrbushi1062 5 ай бұрын

the constant video game references are killing me hahaha

@officialzeroninja 5 ай бұрын

This was like the best ad ever for that plushie.

@RossM5 5 ай бұрын

The Skate 3 edit when she first throws it is so clever

@becausewhynot8182 5 ай бұрын

This is a great product placement

@desmondhume 5 ай бұрын

rammie is the only thing that can silence siren

@bjk8794 5 ай бұрын

FOR THE QUEEN!!!

@LoreTunderin 5 ай бұрын

"Is it a goat or a sheep?" "It's a Ram..." "... Oh."

@enderwalkgang 5 ай бұрын

Which is a sheep, male sheep

@XDLR 5 ай бұрын

Rams are male sheep, so it’s a sheep.

@JesusChristpraisethelord 5 ай бұрын

was NOT expecting the skate 3 reference at 0:37

@mayo_dayo2625 5 ай бұрын

Skate 3 edit goes hard

@ifhywes 5 ай бұрын

this video is just an an advertisement on how good rammie is

@crafty4019 5 ай бұрын

Currently writing a speech on the issues of owning wild animals as pets and the issues with exotic animals being traded worldwide. I just wanted to say thank you for helping through out this speech with your content and the information you give.

@zombiedearth 5 ай бұрын

I would love to live and take care of animals like that, they are all so goofy. I use to caretaker a horse ranch for a season and different personalities in each but not as extreme. That looks enjoyable