JD Pragmatic - Priceless 😄

no sweetie - we have a human at home human at home: scarecrow

@@jesterssketchbook lol

"Belong in the barn" would've been better.

"No Sweetie, he's too high maintenance, but it's fine if he comes over to visit after he's done his work here."

Aawwwww..... Thats cute..... You seem to have good imagination 👍👍

That's what mom's do😂 "Let that man take his walk in peace"

it felt more like "are u bothering my son?"

You are right. More than likely.

I'm sorry son is my sir bothering you

Don't take the v@ccine trust in the LORD ALMIGHTY and if you already taken it please pray to GOD about it because it is a deception.!.!!

JESUS is coming soon and JESUS is the only way to salvation accept JESUS as your LORD and SAVIOR today!!

Please don't accept the digit@l currency or the Artifici@l intelligence (ai) system that is coming, it is against GOD. who have ears let him hear!!!.

Sounds like some good cows

​@@jevthompson9044I think saving a baby cow is also a way to gain salvation

I do get a "I'm not gonna ask, but I won't turn down some head and neck scratchies" vibe from Momma.

Wait until this fluffy baby cow grows up.

@Thug Lover your comment is actually evil.. animals are not supposed to be eaten by humans.. the reason you think you are supposed to eat them is because.. in history everyone was fruitarian no kill diet.. then there was a evil puppetmaster.. he murdered the fruitarian parents.. gave the children a blood diet book.. a murder half cremate eat death book.. then the children became the parents.. they were lied to but.. believed the book.. so they taught their.. barbarian.. children the blood diet.. this many generations ago.. many battles have been fought.. between good and evil.. humans.. evil won.. you should be ashamed of yourself..

delicious heart

Yep! Especially since, according to farmers, cows aren't good parents. I'm pretty sure that adult saw the calf (for all I know those cows aren't related) getting pets and decided she'd see if the guy was passing them out like straw.

Guy: lets Calf’s mom sniff his hand to reassure he was just petting Calf’s mom: very well. Continue

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She a burly mom 🤣

He was ready to pet the mom too.

hahaha

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I can hear the Boston.

Yep he will make a might fine double cheeseburger one day

Jesus man……..but true 🤣🤣

Most calves are like that, they just get jumpy when they get older

Yeah the First option happened to me once , was petting the calf Just to look up and see mom had locked on me and was shuffling hoves.

I will throw the baby in with 3 adult Komodo Dragons lol if you seen the video of the buffalo calf and his parents hanging out with a couple of Komodos.

@@akiraasmr3002u watch anime bro

I think the mom just wants some scratches herself.

U can't be disrespectful if the mom weighs half a ton

"Don't worry just checking on the hamburger"

😂

Bruh. The man didn’t say that. It would have been funnier if the cow have said something similar. If you what I mean!

Lol!!!! Humor is always a plus! These comments have me cracking up! “Did I say u can stop petting my baby!?” “Well I have horns & im not afraid to use them farm boy!” 😂🤠😆

Hold this L idiota

Dude i had that feeling when i had to pick weeds off a field and at the top right corner by the tree was the black bull

PetTED - not pet.

He was tryin to steel it

That's a delicious veal right there.

Dude your thumbnail is bada**

Cows are awesome, I think their noses are really cute they’re so big and round and shiny

Dammit now I want a cow 😅

They are gentle giants

I grew up on a ranch... There were some cows that were tame enough that you could approach their calf without any repercussions and their were others where you stood a good chance of becoming airborne... I remember one we had that was just bat-shit crazy and she would put you in the back of your pickup even if she didn't have a calf... The only reason she hadn't become hamburger meat (or been sold) was that she was profitable -- fast growing calf at the same time each year, never had a stillborn... Even a tame cow can hurt you without intended it if you allow yourself to be in the wrong place at the wrong time... If you get between a wall and an animal that weighs 1600-2600 lbs, all they have to do is lean into you like they do when they are jostling each other for feed and your little 200 (or less) lb frame is not going to fare that well... Highland cattle are quite a bit smaller than the breed that we raised, but they still could do some damage to a person by accident... Cattle are big and stupid -- a dangerous combination...

Don't take the v@ccine trust in the LORD ALMIGHTY and if you already taken it please pray to GOD about it because it is a deception.!.!!

Saw the horns on the mom and thought, "He's taking a BIIIIIG chance."

A pet job aww they love it 🐗

Don't they also live forever? Badumtsch.

Did they wear Kilts?

@@knegil no, because THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

My father raised highlanders as well. They were gentle animals, but it didn’t feel like it when my brother would get the herd stampeding after me. I swear I could feel the earth moving under my running feet. I cleared more than one fence in my time. Edit: It just came back to me (it has been a very long time), they aren’t a herd of highlanders, they are a fold.

The steer audacity

@@riggymsu lol.👍

@@riggymsu 😆

Yet doesn’t help them from being exploited by people 😞

@@riggymsu you did a thing

Don't take the v@ccine trust in the LORD ALMIGHTY and if you already taken it please pray to GOD about it because it is a deception.!.!!

Please don't accept the digit@l currency or the Artifici@l intelligence (ai) system that is coming, it is against GOD. who have ears let him hear!

JESUS is coming soon and JESUS is the only way to salvation accept JESUS as your LORD and SAVIOR today!!

@Tom Palmer I couldn't agree more. It's especially beyond my comprehension how they also murder them just for the sport of it.

You have no idea how much I agree... it hurts me so much to know this fact... I wish no one would ever hurt an animal, esp dogs and cats... Poor babies 😢

😭😭😭😭

"Or make you into burgers."

😂😂

Literally 1984

@@theradgegadgie6352 💀

It's called a "canter"

She high tailed it.

Lol right

she powerwalked

trot

😂🤣😂🤣😂

@Repent go say those to a wall ,, surely it would listen

@Repent bro 1:19 time stamp isn't available

@@vishal1088 That's not a time stamp... Have you ever opened the Bible? 1:19 represents head and verse of the epistle of Jacob (or any other part of Scripture). 1 is the chapter and 19 is the number of verse.

that's what i thought too lmaooo

Thats a great comment right there, it takes a thumbs up like no problem not scared at all

Never get tired of that video:) well put..

I try to referance that great vid atleast once a week lol

😂🤣

hahahahaha I read it in the accent

JESUS is coming soon and JESUS is the only way to salvation accept JESUS as your LORD and SAVIOR today!!.!!.

Please don't accept the digit@l currency or the Artifici@l intelligence (ai) system that is coming, it is against GOD. who have ears let him hear!!!.

Don't take the v@ccine trust in the LORD ALMIGHTY and if you already taken it please pray to GOD about it because it is a deception.!.!!

You should quit drinking

They're basically dogs

@Red Tablets why are you the way that you are?😭

coming to a plate near you 🍽️

@Harry the third Hey, who pulled your chain Fairy??

@Harry the third Enough out of you Mary..

in free nature they get water delivered by rain instead of human and find water by themselves, like a raven departing from a ship finds land, from a tv docu about the vikings

Or, domesticated animals simply don't see humans as a threat. You wouldn't be able to do this with wild bovines

The smarter I realize animals are, the worse I feel about eating them. Edit: to everyone replying to me, I live at home and don't have choice in what is fed to me

Contained cattle are usually pretty relaxed, but free range cattle will fuck you up in a heartbeat. Having grown up around fenced-in cattle, I've always been pretty comfortable with them. But I was hunting in Colorado once and a lot of farmers out there let their cattle roam around in the mountains during the nicer months. I was hiking down off a ridge and ran into a calf and her mom, and that big bitch started stamping and false charging as soon as I got within fifty feet of them. I couldn't go around as that was the only way off so my Dad and I kind of just spoke calmly but firmly to her for a few minutes before she eventually relaxed and turned back. My Dad had his .45 ready just in case but that wouldn't have stopped her if things went south, so just be careful if you ever see a cow on the road- some of them don't consider you top dog.

@@oliviaolivia2362 not quite, maybe the mom will do for that

Lol

I do believe she was calling out his name🤣🤣🤣

@@Simplythetruthfulone 🤣

In the meat section. 😬

Hilarious! 😄

Rated E for everyone 😂😂😂😂

😆

😅🤣😂

Ok this made my day

🤣🤣🤣🤣

It is a known fact that fluffiness makes everything cuter

@@PeteyThePenguin Lol, that’s true

Until you saw that massive horn, and worse, ready to pounce...

@@PeteyThePenguin spiders? Insects? Reptiles? Birds? Humans? Zombies?

@@youtubestudiosucks978 I'm gonna say yes to everything except zombies

To be fair, people enjoy petting also, pets for all.

Why do you think God made them all!?

@@PongPogPonderan Being blessed does not necessarily equate to religion. It's just a catchall term nowadays.

God does not equal religion. God is supreme being while religion is just interpretations of that

@@thekraken1909 And he's expressing his belief in God and that nature is a good creation that God loves. What's your point?

“Excuse me sir, I know it’s like… 2 in the morning but can I bother you for a moment for head pats?”

Most of the animals we eat are.

@@brontesegard8305 Oh look everyone PETA’s here.

@@lastfirst5863 L

@@lastfirst5863 tbh Peta's pretty crap about saving animals. They end up putting down a majority of the animals (cats, at least) that they 'rescue'

It probably assured the human more than Darby

I kinda assumed the cameraman was reassuring the guy doing the petting. "It's ok Darby, either we got an ultra cute video of you petting a calf, or a great video of you being tossed 10 feet in the air. Either way, it's ok....."

Darby was the dude.

Pretty sure Darby was the dude as well... Who in the hell would name a female highland cow Darby anyhow?!

@@NeverMetTheGuy Farmers don’t name their animals.

Underrated Comment!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LOL good one!

This.... is amazing....

👍😂😂😂

Cows are just grass puppies

Awwwww ❤️

@@ArchangelMichael. I don't know how to feel about this dude 😂😂

all baby cows love to be pet and they lick you while you do it like a dog 😭 except their tongues are rough so it hurts but also it so cute i just let my arm get raw

People always mais that kind of comparisation to dogs because they were taught that dogs are sweet and lovable and the rest food, but that’s a cultural thing. All animals are wonderful.

Ex p An d , c Ow

*Elvis voice* "Hey momma you looking good" 😂

she's the emo cow with that hair

For me it was the way she just casually strut over haha.

I agree. Thought for a sec he would switch to petting her instead of the calf.

Billy though 😂😂😂

😂 LoL

I called a goat Frank bagot 🐐 goat

@Ali khan I heard it in my head as a Scottish accent myself XD

@@thestraydog Yeah, me too. Any UK accent really xD

"Actually he is about to be dinner"

@Nancy Flr you are correct. That doesnt change dinner though

@Nancy Flr steak, yummy

@Nancy Flr theres no dog in the video but, if you like it I dont judge people over internet comment section

@Nancy Flr wow you got triggered and then owned and ridiculized by the same guy. Must be though

Lol 😄

🤣🤣

That's until it's butchered

@I am the Best it’s the internet

@@itchystick3907 he must have a really bad itch on his back to be acting so pissy the way he is

Hello, how are you doing?

@@williamsroberto6598 was the little calf you video?

@@pearlgeneste1890 wow that’s lovely. It’s nice meeting with you here where are you texting from.

Also it's from the north

I still unconsciously do it despite knowing that it's socially unacceptable. It's such an annoyance to remember to refrain everytime I see someone in public.

@@teentraveler1790 it's not always socially unacceptable, only in specific instances

@@axemenace6637 Yeah.

😂 what if they really speak to eachother like this

The pun here...HE PETS... 😂😂😂 Also the pun here....SAY NO MORE... 😂😂😂

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Aadhithya..Love your comment...Hi from Texas

Is she thinking about the calf or her human friend being the cutest little thing? :)

Yep, very cute little guy! So wonderful to see!

Ach, I remember back in the Bonny days of mi yooth when I got pet by my owner; but nae more, not with these stupid bloody horns on mi ‘ead

Actually she's thinking whether or note she had to gore a mfer

I can only imagine a southern accent haha

That brings me some childhood memories

@@juanjoseboterogonzalez2807 so you were the annoying kid… interesting

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣lmao

Nope. The mom is coming over to make sure the calf is ok. You normally never approach a calf if the mom is near. She will knock you on your butt and those horns are dangerous!

@@juanjoseboterogonzalez2807 Peace to you if you grew up on a farm, great people!!!

Of course not

🤣

@Ramadan Steve She is one of those classic geniuses who don't know their own phone number. She could recite you laws word for word and solve business problems perfectly before anyone else even grasped the situation, but then she doesn't understand why a tv won't turn on even when it is clearly not plugged in lol

Just get her a 'speak n spell' or the one where you pull the cord. She'll be right as rain.

You can also call this cow a MOO-DOGGO 😂😂😂😂

@@johnh2118 that is fuuunnyyy.

They are indeed a beautiful cow breed

-highland. #allcowsmatter

They also taste good as well

@@smittenwerbenjagermanjense1268 When you've always known how they taste but not how they look like until now.

And they taste good too

I agree. That "hairdo" is the best...

Like mama like daughter.

highland cattle! very fluffy cows. pretty much every highland animal is super fluffy

@@vyvisabastard They got that 80s hair

@@tedmarakas2626 son*

Oh hi Gen Scinmore from the anime "How to grow illegally made akm-74's on my backyard".

Maybe you should go outside Sometimes.

@@Ghost-og1oc You know he is joking, right?

@@Ghost-og1oc I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee

No there's no way that's the cow from skyrim!. The ones in skyrim fly and spin around.

This comment will get more likes. lol

I read this comment in hood voice🤣

@@divamarvalousoneal2454 i want live in same hood with you

@@shafapinjal7418 Ah. Another one in 4k.

This actually happened with me - cow was too wild to approach so I used to pet her calf in front of her all the time. One day, out of the blue, she asked me to pet her also !!!

genius comment

😂😂😂

lmao

@Let me offer you this so was the haircut

😂

It's not love... it's animal maternal instinct.

@@Vlad-ue6xg I think both of these are true. I do think that they do cherish and 'love' their calfs. At least some really seem to, and it's also instinct.

@@Vlad-ue6xg What’s the difference Is that not a kind of love It’s a deep, chemical, primitive, primal love, which’s strong and real

Some momma cows also like to show off their babies They have the instinct to show the calf around to the rest of their group, and they sometimes will show their babies off to their farmers as part of that instinct It’s believed it’s to keep adults from mistaking the baby as an outsider calf and kicking it out Though I don’t think that’s happening in this case

I think we all know that🤣

They could maybe saw a boat in half

Without the horns they can do a lot of damage. Humans perceptions of what is or isn't dangerous is very low hence why we get killed easily. That cow wouldn't have any issue with killing that man with or without horns.

@@anthonyzullo yes. True

@@curiousglutton now that's a lot of damage!

@@anthonyzullo u r right bro.. this is very wrong.. they just want love and humans don't have any right to kill them

She can smell if animal is angry or scared

cows are really intelligent and caring animals. its stupid how ignorant humans eat them

@@kerthanamahes6963 Cause human hungry and human need meat. Also they don't eat these type of cows.

It’s the same thing with dogs too. I tend to stick my hand out like a handshake and usually the dog would realize I’m just vibing out and not much of a threat.

@@asanime7816 We do need meat. Meat is an excellent source of protein, magnesium, potassium, iron, vitamin D and vitamin B. Amazing combination of nutrients in one food. Meat is also yummy when spiced properly, you should try meat sometime.

How can be so sure?

@@majinbu335 had a stroke reading that

Moms dont have horns

@@hmmmonkey7912 😂😂😂 hope you are alright

@@enviedeveryday2835 yes, people like You have horns 😈😂👊

Hello, how are you doing?

Its probably material with bits wire so that electricity can run though it( like a small electric shock when you touch it).They have to be like that so then you can move around the boundries (for grazing ect)

It’s electrified, it will zap them pretty strongly if they touch it

Dont need much fencing when that line is electric lmao touch that and you will 100% pee and poop yourself. The cow will feel a huge pinch.

Who would have thought someone would make such a dumb comment lol

IIRC those fences have enough electricity running through them to be "mildly uncomfortable" to cows and horses and similar, but easily enough to put a human in hospital

What about the Belted Galloway!!!?

But the real question, how do they taste?

@@Craig-pm2kc You don't fucking eat them

@@Craig-pm2kc from what i have been told it is right up there with some of the best beef you can get somewhere between waygu and angus

@@appleglassjuice11 Are you serious? It's a cow?

It is

It’s not soft. Actually quite coarse.

It's coarse but not too rough. I like giving them scratches instead of stroking on top of the hair. But be carefull with patting! Some bigger animals like horses can have a sensitive skin and patting might not feel good.

One Day became a nice coat

@Raw Sauce LOL!

Good idea 😀👍

Smart man. I respect deeply farm and cattle person. You ARE smart and needed people. Thank you!

@Michael Adam that sounds cool, I'm thinking of raising a family like that. Of course wool is nice during the winter haha. If you have reading material or article explaining I'd be interested in learning more from history.

@Michael Adam I’m probably getting the wrong idea about “nudist farm” 😅😅😅

@Michael Adam were you checking on the calves or the other nudists?

Damn I just realised. Must be some kinda newer breed.

And the milk snatcher...

I love cows as well!

and they taste good as well.

Lot of people fond of them, my stepdaughter and I both love cows and chickens, and have art of each in our houses.

Lmao i was so busy petting a cow that I didn’t realised a bunch of cows almost Ganged Up On Me 🤣i had to run to my neighbors house or else they would’ve sent me to JUPITER

Cows are cute sometimes.🥰

Yep, the majority of people killed by cattle every year is mostly from mothers protecting their calves, most people think it's only the bull you have to watch out for.

But I’ve seen far worse what fathers do their children. Most of them not even there🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡😃😃

Yeah cause nowadays kids are having kids . What do u expect

@@markjacob9497 same thing with mother’s

Call me crazy but I wouldn't call letting a random stranger petting my child responsible lol

@@markjacob9497 They're probably working 2 to 3 jobs to pay child support and to keep themselves fed. 67% of marriages end in divorce, 80% of those filed are by the vvoman. Most common reason, the man didn't make enough money. So, they divorce and gouge him with child support to force him to work more.

I certainly wouldn't like to annoy her.

@@harveyhhamish8624 me to haha

@henry t haha

@henry t Killing a cow able to bear a calf seems illogical.

@henry t GFY

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Yes!

Wha-

Or maybe you should stop being so soft

@@cb9996 wooooo edgy

Lol

It took her long enough shït

Beautiful! Those animals showing such trust tells me they are well cared for. Mum just keeping an eye on her boy,he's loving it! What a wonderful moment,bless!

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