you pinged me for this

I wanna play csgo wif u

Play some rust ples and try to play it with holdacious look him up

Quality content4life (Swagger they took the drugs in storage b52 u might need more security)

Yay

Dad?

I love you :)

Daddy!

PAPI

YOUR MAKING ME WET

That or the early signs of dementia

I have always held that joke highly in my humor spank bank

@@KewP1D What the hell is a spank bank

Collection of material used for the specific activity of: "spanking", AKA Bussin a faht nut

They never improv a line

He knew Chris Hansen was about to bust his door down

your art teacher*

im spanish and i laughed a lot lmfao

that went from spanish to portuguese to german

私に卵を吸う

I'm argentinian and that happen once, no joke

If you relpy to this I will give you a hug and if you don't want that I got some weed

@@delirinator3442 sure

You got 420 likes dude

Where is you video

Dang Minh let him make vids on his own pace.

How am I the first reply

True fear.

Yes it was a "very good" scream.😂

3:54*

What fitz vid is that one from

somos famosos

Chetardo

Ahuevo

Es esa

sape

Right

Its my favorite bit of all time and always keep coming back to it

I was just about to come and comment that after coming back to it. So smooth and funny.

Yup

YES

The only reason why I'm here Lol

When william go sprinlocked: 3:55

Yup

Thank you for timestamping it

Dude this comment has no likes... wtf this comment deserves attention

Alive Meat what does it actually say?

BerlinWallNeverFall 1991 thank you

He went from Spanish to German

Well Spanish Swedish and German

Grizzy is 17, but his lung has a beating of 31

Raccoon is 18 but sounds like 26ish!!

It caught Swagger off guard too

Esidro clearly

I had to pause the video and walk away I was laughing so hard

What say in germany? No entiendo nada "hola como estas mucho gracias"🤣🤣🤣

Dude it’s hard not to speak German either aggressively or gay

He said "Auch wenn ich spielen aufhören" that basically means in bad German that "if he stops playing" and hochhieven isn't german or atleast i don't understood it :D

CihanGZ „hochhieven“ is probably hochheben

Como estas me llamo de biblioteques mucho gracias en mi por amor es epan ähken ook auch wenn ich spielen aufhören hochieven

3:32

Kyran Spees same

so umm hope that went well

*hear

U gud 2020

Me to

😂😂😂

Same

Bruh

Superboy 0909 THATS what I thought bc I’m Mexican

Alien Gacha go back to Mexico because it’s a very beautiful place and it deserves a lot more respect (I’m Mexican too)

DAMN! THAK YOOOUUUUUU!😁💖🔥👌

@@xenisfire fuck Mexico

@@ertren6 What about New Mexico?

Wait, really?

@@smartmars603 Yeah. Anything we show her that's in Spanish earns us some extra credit points.

I failed

So fucking bueno

Jodidamente good

That wasn't even close to German

ihno m oh, well it sounded like German to me

Well I'm German. Trust me

@@Drakthaar123 i'm argentinian and he was so bad, but it was hilarious too

ihno m er hat so 2 Worte deutsch geredet

Same 😂

That's the one reason I'm here 😂

The videos titled "Highly Illegal CS:GO moments" What did you expect

Hitler mode (it's just sicko mode in German)

German he says, "it would also make a difference if I stopped playing"

Thats not even german lmao. Auch is german

Wait Swagger has friends?

I didn’t read the description before seeing this. I’m glad I did

DeezMiZzY dude same woke up my brother 😂😂😂😂

Well if you are dead I'd imagine you wouldn't be alive anymore, unless you are implying about that extreme case where you can be dead and alive simultaneously?

You know that that isn’t how german sounds right

You know that... no one really fucking asked?

not rly funny when ur german

Lol YouWontFindMe I almost choked the first time I heard it.

7:22 - 7:46 is fucking hilarious

He sounds like he would be named "white chocolate" if he lived in the hood

In mah opinion 5:10

You are both wrong, its 7:21

But if you look at the holy sight. You'll go blind

the lords armor?

THIS CHANNEL NO LONGER UPLOADS the lord himself

Hello fellow siege player

Only the Lord himself can wear the armour

I think he's joking! 😂

and Raccoon is 18, who cares?

I'm 94 What of it?

They sound So Old lmao

He did sound like an adult

Snitch

@@th3s3us45 your profile makes that comment so much more ironic.

@@zacharybray6200 I guess so, yeah

Remove the 'cars' bit and let me imagine what 'rubber' that is pls.

Big oof but same

Lenny Face

If you look at the script seconds before you can see what he is doing next

This is why we don’t do drugs

EricTCC Plays while I do smoke pot I was not high at the time 😂 I’m just blind without my glasses and have no depth perception

be my slave

@howard the alien about youuuu

@@FuckUMike Nigga you got the big G

once i got fucked in the ass with a strapon! Was the worst exprnts of my life.

you want sum fuck

I love that part

Thank you my kind sir

Como estas me llamó de biblioteques mucho gracias en mi por amor es epan ähken ook auch wenn ich spielen aufhören hochhieven

RogueOregano193 gracias mi amigo

Come estas me llamó de biblioteques mucho gracias rn mi Por amor we roam ähken ook auch wenn ich spielen aufhören hochhieven

Como estas me llamó we de biblioteques mucho gracias en mi por amor es epan ähken ook auch wenn ich spielen aufhöre

Osiris Rewoke lol

*fanboy* *incoming*

idc

WHO DID THIS??!?!?!?!?!?!!? LOL LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA

Hitler has lots of followers here. Some of them are in the government too.

Armored Rooster my name is libraries

I didnt know swagger knew German.

Thanks i was looking for it xD

Tru

Wholesome Lad josh

r/thathappened

I learned that grizzy is 17, that was a mindfuck cause I thought he would be way older

dank memes I heard it it sounds so similar, lol, I loved that show.🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋

I dunno, almost sounds like wildcat raging in the background from fortnite

To me strangely it sounded like Ninja raging

dank memes kind of

A slightly deeper lemongrab voice yeah

Yeah he said that ! Haha !!! What thats crazy!!! Omg!

this is so underrated

I'm so happy some actually typed this out

Ichspielenaufhorenhochhieven

@@Sharky-lu8ie OHHH, so THATS’s how it feels Many of us frequently hear about sex where the man finishes, the woman doesn’t because the man doesn’t really try to help her, she says “it’s okay” (when it probably isn’t) and he just rolls over to sleep like it’s no big deal. Last night, I received a small taste of what that must feel like for the millions (and probably billions) of women who have experienced that at some point in their life. My girlfriend (F28) and I (M30) have been together for over a year. Sex has always been amazing where she used to finish regularly. However recently, she went on antidepressants which have made finding her orgasm a real challenge. We’ve gone weeks where we frequently have sex where I’m the only one that finishes (though we are in love, I would imagine that was probably irritating). When it does happen for her, we feel like popping a celebratory bottle of champagne. And fortunately, after a lot of experimentation of what works and what doesn’t in our new normal, she is starting to come more regularly. Anyway, last night she turned to me and said she wanted to have sex. After a massage, and a mix of oral, fingering and using vibrators, she had an intense finish. We cuddled for a bit as she came down, and then she got up and said “I’m gonna go to the bathroom, I’ll be back” and winked at me. Now here I was thinking “ah yes, my turn”, but then she comes back in the room, kisses me and says “goodnight darling”. The lights go off. First thing that runs through my mind is “what the hell!” and felt myself becoming annoyed and resentful that I didn’t get to finish. I asked myself “should I bring this up?” “Why doesn’t she care about this?” and reams of other questions. I decided to shelve it and go to sleep. Even though I’m a tad annoyed still, the morning has brought some helpful reflections, some of which I knew already and some which were new: Particularly if you’re with a partner for awhile, finishing is not a scoreboard. You’re in the sack with them because you enjoy intimacy with them. Coming is not the final goal nor is it something you’re entitled to. This comment I’m aiming particularly at men and not at women since I’m pretty sure most women already get this. And also because... Holy shit, so many women in the world must be frustrated. They really take the whole “not coming because your partner doesn’t try to help you” and it happening so regularly on the chin like champs. I wish I could collectively upvote all the women on reddit on that basis alone. I realise I’m speaking from a position of privilege as a man on this one, so sorry if I get this wrong. I can’t know the dynamics of everyone’s relationships or sex lives. But if you’re having unsatisfying sex, you need to speak up. It’s not okay to act like it’s okay. If I sat here pissed off about not getting off one time, I can’t imagine having a sex life where my partner doesn’t make an effort and me not telling them about it. Most people want their partners to finish, some because they truly want their partners to enjoy it, others for their own ego. But most people are accepting of feedback, particularly if it’s to help you come. That said...Guys, we gotta do better. I’m not speaking to all of us here, but there’s a reason why they’re so many articles online from women asking or advising the best way to broach conversations with their partners about being unsatisfied with sex. Don’t assume what works on one women will work on another. And though I’m probably guilty of this, always look for ways to keep things fresh in the bedroom. Routine is the harbinger of staleness and boredom. Finally, when it doubt, just ask her. The strongest thing you can do is get out of the way of your own ego, be a bit vulnerable, and ask her what works for her and what doesn’t.

Sounds like the netherlands

true you just forgot the extremely high pricing on everythimg

Anecdotal Sharks that's true but i gotta good plug if you know what i mean 😉😉

Tru

see i'm from tacoma but i go to seattle a little and everytime i go there the pricin is so jacked on everything. especially houses.

nice

Good job

SAME

pc longstaff *hell yeah boi !*

Was it worth it tho?

But it's of her other hole.

I'm Mexican and I'm like 80% sure its "how are you, my name is library, much thanks, and me for love" but idk

flamingacon221 yeah you’re correct

@@its_arisely thanks blood

Welp...... I just learned something. Thanks guys

Soy argentino y esto me represento xdxd

Gstaik Design No

*maffs

Maybe he prefers doing quick meths

It's Math not Maths because math is not Plural