“You can also lay your head on a pillow, I’ve seen it done before” 😂

When the "girlfriend hand" fell in your lap, the expression on your face literally made me spit my drink! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

* Gloves fall off shoulders and land in lap* "HeY sToP iM FiLmiNG"

"so I gotta find a sweater with narcotics? that's harder to find than a girlfriend!" dude this video is a mooood

“Pillow fluid” that’s the only thing I’m calling it now.

Brandon: "Can't move the fridge. Right. Cause it's massive" Also Brandon: "I launched my fridge into the 4th dimension"

“I had easier time baking my fridge at 350 degrees” this killed me 💀

“Nobody misses someone that much” Literally five minutes later “Ohhh this is nice. What’s for dinner?”

“ I was making fun of you in the beginning But then I launched my fridge into the fourth dimension” 😂

“Please don’t tell me you’re gonna lay your head on that lap...ooookay” 😂

"Lord, show me how you gonna use a razor on a watermelon...It's not a hack, you just ate a watermelon" XD LMFAO

"You can lay your head on a pillow, I've seen it done before" *THIS SHOULD BE ON A SHIRT*

I think it’s awesome how He doesn’t have a long intro He doesn’t have a long exit speech No plugging merch He just get s straight to the point. 10/10

*glove falls into his lap* Brandon: *looks up and down nervously* babe- I’m filming!

First 5 minute craft Brandon: “I have high hopes for the rest of these.” Also Brandon: WHA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I may have died a little bit 😂😂

I love how he's calling a latex hand "babe" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

No one: Brandon: *PiLlOw FlUiD*

He is like Bob Ross with anger management issues

Them: Makes fake hand to hold for comfort Yoshikage Kira: ιηтєяєѕтιηg

"wut" "wuter you" "wutdid he" "what is" "WHY"

“Babe could you be a pair of latex hands and go get me the watermelon out of the fridge” 😂

"Did she not shave for a lifetime to prepare for this video?" 😂

Imagine every KZfaqr had no intros: Easy life=)

should literally go on American Got Talent because i literally couldn’t stop laughing for five minutes straight.

I like how he never does intros or outros, it just makes is better

Gloria- Why are my leggings so stretched out? Brandon- I was using them for a video. Gloria- um, I think we need to talk...

I’m sure you get thousands of messages a day. But my 10 year old is in love with you. Like madly. It started with me finding your good translates and we were all immediate fans. She loved your thoughts on snails. She’s kind of autistic and she’s like he thinks about snails like I do! My husband made us shirts cause we’re super poor during quarantine and he’s a graphic designer. But my baby loves you to the moon and back. I just wanted to show you these pictures and she swears she’s never taking this shirt off ever

“do ThEy?” That voice crack at 0:06

“Im more disappointed in you than that dude who lost his girlfriend. Ain’t that right babe :D -slaPs latEx Hand oN Neck-“ 😂

“More like dead ends cause that’s were you relationship is going” -Brandon Farris 2020

"I'm more disappointed in you that that guy in the first clip is of himself about losing his girlfriend" :)))

When he said “ohhh” he sounded like gru 🤣🤣

"Did she not shave for a lifetime?" *looks at own legs* Oh.

“See, now take her out. Just leave the hands there. Weirdos” *says that while holding a latex glove hand and have one rubbing his feet*

Just wanted to share this: I was in a terribly dark spot for over a year and discovered you. This was my first video, and to this day I refuse to skip it. Admittedly I’ve watched it more times than I should ever admit. Even better, I legitimately laugh so hard my cheeks hurt… every single time. Thank you. 💜

0:18 “I was MADE for this” HAHAHAHhahaha......... same

"What are you- what are you- what is- why?" Should be a meme

'that's not a hack you just ate a watermelon' is exactly how I felt yesterday when they told me flushing with the toilet seat down was a hack 🤦‍♀️

1:35 "now that my makeshift girlfriend is complete..." most underrated line of this video

HIS VOICE REMINDS ME SO MUCH OF RYAN REYNOLDS LMAO

"I can play out a WHOLE scenario with these" Now you know how over thinkers feel on a daily basis.

did i just get broken up with?

"Gotta find a sweater with narcotics?" Made me lose my freaking mind 😆

4:03 I was dying laughing at what he said lmao

"You're mopping with a dry mop, as one does." "I have glass cleaner, a massive fridge, AND tiny muscles. I was MADE for this!" "Oh I forgot, indecency is a sin." "You could also lay your head on a pillow, I've seen it done." Some of my fave quotes😂 Other favorite quotes: yes

"A- Get ur dirty hands off my watermelon!" XD

So basically, this dude is single handedly trying to take down 5 minute crafts? You have earned a new sub today

"I was laughing at you before." "Until I launched my fridge into the fourth dimension." That got me LMAO

"Hold that for me" *proceds to put clump of hair in ruber glove filled with water*

Look down. Looks up. Looks down again. Whisper shouts. "bAe!?" Me: 😂😂😂😂😂

1:55 every weeb ever:

No one: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: Brandon: *launches fridge into 4th dimension*

I’m so sad i never discovered him until this point

" i have glass cleaner, and a gigantic fridge, and tiny muscle. I was made for this" - Brandon Farris

“Split ends he could’ve called them dead ends because that’s where I’m assuming his relationship is heading” 😂😂

I need a sweater with narcotics! Omg I'm dying here!!!!😂🤣

"Just leave the hands there, ya wEirDoS" - Brandon 2019

2:47 My name is yoshikage Kira I am 33 years old. My home is the upscale of northeast morioh. I’m currently a bachelor. I work for the kame yu regional management office. Every day I work late and don’t get home until 8 pm. I don’t smoke. I only drink occasionally. I’m always in bed by 11 pm so I can get a full 8 hours of sleep. Before I sleep I drink a warm glass of milk, and do my stretching exercises that way, I fall asleep quickly and sleep soundly until morning. Every morning I wake up refreshed and stress free, like a baby. During my yearly checkups, my doctor always says everything’s perfect. What I’m trying to say is that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning or losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.

The fact that he calls pillow stuffing, pillow fluids. He makes me cry laughing. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

i hope no one really stuffs leggings when they miss their ex because that’s kinda sad 😂 and weird...

“Oh please Lord, show me how you're gonna use a razor on a watermelon..”

"That's not a hack, you just ate a watermelon" is killing me 🤣🤣

He says “you’re not real” and then continues laying on it😂😂 love it

“Now that my makeshift girlfriend is complete” ~ Brandon 2019

“pills on sweater? wait pills- pills on sweater? i wouldn’t you lose them that way”😭😭 “so i gotta find a sweater w narcotics”💀💀💀💀

"babe will you be a pair of latex hands and go get me the watermelon out of the fridge?" XDD

I love how all he’s comparing everything to the guy who missed his girlfriend in the first clip

"Im just going to use the inside of this sweater. It doesnt have any pills but they have been known to deal" oml i actually died!

Brandon while holding hand: lEaVe ThE hAnDs AlOnE iTs WeIrD Me:😂😂😂

Brandon: *Yall act like buddies don't exist* Me: a buddy what dat

I’m low-key gonna try that second one..

When he held up the white out 💀😂

"Hold that for me" * puts it in the palm of the glove and folds the fingers down* 😂😂😂😂

The “Hey! Stop it! I’m filming!” just killed me😂

gloves:-falls on lap- Brandon: -looks at- hey stop m filming!

"I want to make it as realistic as possible, so I put a Kayne hoodie on her." Gloria would be so proud! 😂😂👏🏼👏🏼

2:15 I thought that she was gonna slap the guy with the glove

I can’t stop laughing at these videos just doing them 🤣 GOD BLESS YOU! 🙏🏼✊🏽🔥

*slams face* “why haven’t i thought of this before?!?”

“Until I launched my frighe into the fourth deminsion” I’m wheezing at this point

I laughed so hard when he said “Suck it? I don’t know”

"Well I put blankets inside of PJs so." -Brandon 2019

Did anyone else laugh when Brandon showed the white out after the razer because I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I watched every single video every day but this one literally made my ribs hurt from Laughing SO hard. 😂😂 this is GREAT

“Ok, without glass cleaner” *pulls the fridge* “Never mind I’m way to powerful for this” 🤣lmao I love that part

the way every video just ends, just cute him off ever so slightly its so funny lmao

“Need a hand,I got your back” I died😂

Haha I love how your talking to the hands like it’s Gloria. I love you Brandon you always make my days better

“Thanks babe I was feeling tense”😂😂

"I made one warm hand, and one cold hand". Why did I think of shoto todoroki-

Hahaha the glass cleaner thing immediately made me go "just put some windex on it"...I laughed at my own joke. 🤣🤣🤣

“I was making fun of you in the beginning but then I laughed my fridge into the fourth dimension.” -Brandon Farris 2020

“-pjs stuffed with pillow fluids” never thought I’d hear that..

First, I love your vids so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Second, did anyone else smell smoke during the vid at 3:26

"mopping with a dry mop as one does" 😂😂 I think your issue is there lol 😂😜 love you Brandon

💜 I forget what made me laugh the most, all of it. All the perfect.

“I had an easier time baking my fridge at 360° then trying to get this thing off.”

“This is harder than it is to find a girlfriend!” Me:so it impossible then. Why didn’t you just say so.

Calls people weirdos while holding hands with a hot water glove 🤣 *glove falls in lap* "I'm filming!"

Gloria is probably not gonna want her pajamas back after this. LOL. Also, the look on your face when the hand fell on your lap had me dying. Especially, with the guilty sound of "Not right now, I'm filming" OMG.