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only when is a COD delivery lol

Oh im sorry man, i didn't know i promise smokey is friendly, hes murder less then three people.

😂😂😂😂😂

Seeing a bear while working would make my day, as long as it was a non hostile encounter lol

I didn't lol. I got scared after lol

I read the title again thinking, "I thought it said pets." I guess it wouldn't be the craziest thing I've seen.

not even the bear

@@kevinmiller4371nig being chased by dogs good times

The bear was not funny 🥶😱

Hahaha I just pictured a dog doing the macarena. Thank you for the laugh! And yes, you're right, you never know what a dog will do.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

​@@user-lm5dy1jr9l😅😅😅😅😅

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh my gosh, that's absolutely hilarious

lol, good one !

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He's like please take me.

Love that cute kitten chasing the delivery man.

"Chasing"

It's soo funny and precious at the same time 😂😂

Estava abandonando... me fez chorar. O coitado corre atrás...

The cat picked him as his owner lol

Kids now looking for their dad 🤣

Me too!

​@@estermoura2745percebi o mesmo , não tem nada de engraçado em abandonar animais , o vídeo podia ser melhor sem essa parte , então deixo meu 👎

no lie same thing happend to me walking from a liquor store. had a kitten for two days till my cousin wanted her. she still has her. She old as hell now lol

Should have taken the cat .

Too cute ❤ loved that one

Had a pizza delivery guy... I had to warn him the kittens will follow him to his car and try to get in with him. He was like "Oh! I wouldn't mind!" But none followed him back to the car since I was the one with the pizza now. XD

@@stevenlopez8502I would’ve adopted the kitten personally but at least someone you knew adopted it. I hope that cat is living a good life considering you said It’s old now I assume it has.

Yes ,I feel bad for them too.

My first week delivering for Amazon Flex I got bit by a dog. 7+ years working with dogs at clinics and shelters and not once got bit. Then days into delivering had a dog dart out a door and catch me in the leg.

Thanks bro.

​@@JamieCriss-lx1rl Damn bro... You're still doing deliveries?

I got chased by 2 great pyrenees on a farm during a food delivery. I was lucky, I had my suspicions, so I left my car door open. Scared the 💩 out of me. lol

It would be hard for me not to take him home ❤ 😢

It had my really 😅😂😹😸😊😂😅😹😻

Me not My!😮

You can tell he did this at least once or twice before 😂

Kitten not taking “no” for an answer. How many times had he put him back?

it thinks it his parent

Yes😂😂

Also the husky running up on the guy just for affection. They have so much loving energy.

I’ve had that happen with 2 kittens before they got into my vehicle and I couldn’t get them out cause as soon as I got one out the it was already jumping back in as I was trying to grab the other

I KNOW! haaaaa. and the adorable getaway run by the driver knowing the little kitten was coming for him.

I turned my back on one of those most dangerous critters once and 5yrs later, I am changing her litter-box... Have a good one and thanx for the smile !

A friend of mine once called me from her van saying she had my cat sleeping in the back. She’d dropped a chair off at my house, and he hopped in.

Nice one.

😂😂

Think this was in Russia might have been the husbands wife.

@@peonoreeves3852 🤣

😂😂😂😂😂

To be fair some big dogs like that can sound aggressive even if they're in a good mood😅 Growing up we had a big dog and he'd bark and run at you just to sit on your feet and ask for pets lol. That said if it's a dog i don't know I'm gonna play it safe😂

He's never bitten anyone before, he just jumped the poorly-constructed fence out of nowhere and only stares continuously out of curiosity! No, I don't know when he last had a rabies shot, but he's not usually like this, promise! What do you mean, you won't deliver my packages unless they fit in my mailbox anymore?

😂😂😂🤣🤣

​@@thefaceofchlo5390😂😂😂😂

Came here just to say this!

that was scary

Had no idea that could happen!

Agreed. I've also heard the "they don't bite" about dogs that clearly disagreed with that statement.

​@@fanofmetal1Yep. I was bitten by the loveable golden retriever when i was 8 years old. "Darn dog never bit anyone before".

No I'll take my chances with a dog bite over even being on a high bridge. Only actual bites hurt & most ppl have never really been bit. They've got a play bite or warning bite which arent shit compared to a real bite

​@@kristiskinner8542What the fuck ever. Point is a dog will bite and getting bit ain't fun.

​@@Xannyphantom905Often dog bites should be called dog maulings, 1/5 of reported cases require reconstructive surgery

I'm gonna outrun a kitten? 😆

The Kitten Needs To Run TRACK! 😂 Looks Like He AIN'T HAPPY THERE. I Tried To Lure A Cat Wouldn't Even COME .....Just Looked And Licked Herself THIS With Enticing With Food! I Was Being Tormented By A Mouse At The TIME.

Omg he was 😂

You can't get a bi*ch to get off your back, after your done with her

Been a driver for a few years. That happened to me. Little cat i called Muffin (tried to eat my muffin) would climb in the van every time and rub all over me or try to stow away. Wouldnt be satisfied till I put her on my shoulder while i delivered the package.

Kitten one was very sweet

Kitten that small shouldn't be outside unattended

So cute.

That's actually really sad that a kitten that small is outside alone😢

Or he was hungry, abandoned perhaps!

Followed by "you must have scared him somehow, must be something you did"

Yup I got bit on the ass by a dog when doing lawn care. Definitely don’t assume your dog will be fine when a stranger comes into your backyard.

I'd follow that bite with "Oh yea. This is the first time I've ever had to ask the city to put down someone's pet for assault! So sorry about the loss of your family member. Should've could've would've kept him on a leash. Right?"

😂

​@@darkherostarSome asshole doesn't watch their dog and it ends up biting someone once and you immediately decide the dog deserves to die for it? The owner's wrong for not keeping their pet under control, but I think it sounds like you might actually deserve the bite if that's how you look at animals.

thar would be my cat. ok just kidding stealing pets is wrong

Fun fact u say the same about every cat video 😂

Why was the baby alone out there? 💔😭

Not funny-irresponsible pet owners (except the bear). I feel bad for the delivery workers. They deserve better

Technically, he belongs to the kitten.

@@nicholasfarrell5981very very true❤😂

@nicholasfarrell5981 very very true❤😂❤❤😂❤❤❤

It's yours

It's all part of the cat delivery system.

My favourite!!! I don’t know what’s funnier/more ridiculous… him running or the kitten chasing him 😂😂😂

@@yanikeonpurpose😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

That was adorable, he gained a friend that day 🥹

Kitten is like, "this isn't my house".

Love that kitten..!

Yep. He basically just unlocked a new cosmetic add-on item in the game of Life 🎮

Outdoor cats need to be put down.

I was like damn, reminds me of my cat. Bet it started rubbing on his head after he left the frame.

HA, poor guy couldn’t take a complement. That’s a big cat too! Surprise, I like you, you will be now be my minion. Be a tree.

Tell me that you made that one up 😹

Exactly what I was thinking lol

He wasn't ready for a relationship.

The cat distribution system is never wrong! @@lynpatricia6854

It's a guardian kitty!

XDDD

Yeah I ain't takin that risk

Never believe anyone when they say that.

Yeah, he just chases after people as he barks too. 🙄

*My gun just makes loud noises*

I always say my dog bites lol 😅because when my little sweet heart little Walker coon decides to just go ham one day I can say “well I did warn you” 😅.

Half of my family members have been bitten by dogs right after being told that those dogs "don't bite."

SAY IT LOUDER!😳😁

Besides, all dogs bite.

I've learned through work that when people say that, they're often lying.

...and isn't always true. My friend's daughter was bitten on the face by another family's dog - the dog got out of the room it was in, ran up to her, and just bit her on the face. This was after my friend asked them to put the dog away because it seemed aggressive, and they said, "Oh he won't bite, he's just curious."

😂😂😂😂

lmfaooo 🤣😂🤣😂🤣💜

lmaoooo on god😂😂😂😂💀

It was magical.

This comment is gold 🤣🤣🤣

Except for the bear

That was so sweet

This happened to me with a very friendly cat I made the mistake of putting before attempting to deliver. He kept getting in my van

Scared as he'll hope he do not bite.

He couldnt' get rid of the kitty! 🤣🤣🤣

Kitten delivery system has a few glitches sometimes 😅

"Come back here! Let me love you!"

Yeah, what a cutie

That’s the scariest one of them all 😂

Made me laugh so hard 🤣

I love it so much, kittens are too funny silly & bit bad… ours is named Jah… what an experience

That wasn’t hilarious. People need to learn and train their dogs .

My less than a year old boerboel puppy broke her leash and chased my middle aged aunt around the yard once, took so long to catch up to them cause I couldnt catch my breath from laughing so hard. She was just having fun chasing a moving object though, no harm intended

Absolutely lacking critical training and measures to keep them inside. And the poor guy who had to jump on the car. They must have to deal with such nonsense every day. But I’ll take a crazy cute kitten following me any day of the week.

Bear mace! Works like a charm on dogs.

Oh my gosh I laughed so hard at your comment!! You should be a stand up comic.🤣🤣🤣🤣

creepy

​@@TheGodLycanHow is that creepy?

​@@theprussianvikingsome poeples kids these days man.... 😕

Scared his voice into a new octave. 😂

@@IAmTheRealBillhe was my favorite 😂

i was looking for this comment lol... he was like OH CRAP MOMS GONNA BE PIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSED

He was so embarrassed 😂😂😂

The one that busted through that glass window is the one I was thinking of that was like thick stained glass with rods going through it

Wait, hold up... This never happens. I am actually terrified. Let me crawl back inside.

Damn shol WAS 😂🤣😂🤣😂

A real one. 😂😂😂

I have a black amd white cat called Luna who does the same thing. You may approach our property during daylight hours only. If it's winter or a bit late she will growl like a dog if someone knocks on the door and if she gets to the window there's a lot of banging of paws and swearing to be had. She does it at other animals too, even the hedgehogs get told off. First time she did it she scared the crap out of me, I thought somebody was breaking in!

Cats being cats... haha. Cats need to use their paw against eveelryone closer to them haha.

​@@enibeni2071Not really. This isn't common cat behavior at all. They are territorial but the second a stranger human comes into the house, they usually hide. And the ones who are used to strangers just hang around and don't care. It's really hard to see guard dog behavior towards humans in cats.

No shit! These owners have no idea how many times their dogs DO BITE! I speak from experience. His name was Pettie and he was a Chihuahua with a bad attitude that liked to bite ankles! Mrs. Pedrosa said he didn't bite but the blood from the wound on the back of my leg told a different story! 😢

@@deborah2834 chihuahuas have issues 😭

I'm a delivery guy and have been bitten by dogs of all sizes. Main fact, their owners told they don't bite 😅

Postal workers agree with you 💯

He won’t bite…until he does!

He has got him on the run!

😂😂😂

🏃‍♀️💨from a little kitten😂😂

"TAKE ME! THEY HAVE A DOG! TAKE ME DAMNIT"

@@erinwhitbeck1474 🤣🤣🤣

Aggressive example of the cat distribution system.

I think he meant he won't bite him

I heard that too, as a teen delivering pizza. And I got bit.

And then he bites

and "she won't scratch" said every cat owner 😂

I walked into my buddies house once with his like 8 little shits of a dog and one of them very slowly, very casually walked up to me, jumped up and chomped down on my hand.

😂 It's just like "yeah, he won't bite YOU."

My neighbors are the same way with there 2 bull dogs. Watched them run at my elderly neighbor and a guy walking down the street, it’s not the fact they won’t bite more of they are supposed to be on a leash.

I'm Chinese and I never saw a dog bite a human. Maybe because we love dogs and we take good care of them.

My dog loves barking and scare people but she really never ever bit someone 😂

@@user-zs4qv8jf7iI’m sure there are some who are bad owners in China as well

Yes, funny!!!

The kitten that wouldn't stay delivered. Lol.

Legend has it, there is a Legend has it post on every KZfaq video…

😂😂😂

​@@thelifeofbatteries2603as it should be 😊

the love from the first sight

“Where’d you come from?!” Was both their thinking.

That's how you adopt cats; they adopt YOU.

Basically adopted him already lol

🤣😇🤣🤣🤣😂

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@@markusgeimer3099 I'm not a cat lover but always said if I even got one it would because of this reason

Along with 'My dog will lick you to death.'

I don't believe that at all lol

"he don't bite!" "Yeah, but i do!!"

Dogs only bite brown people.

Bruh. Lady said that as the dog literally nips at me. Like, nah, he won’t bite YOU.

Yeah it’s almost more dangerous to say that I’m case he does actually decide to bite. But yeah means nothing to the guy getting chased by a fucking bulldog

Lol!

Irresponsible ass dog owners. I get attacked by dogs not a leach all the time. Like I’m just enjoying my walk in the countryside & here comes your animal hurtling towards me & I shouldn’t be all up in my feelings about it… as a Jamaican where dogs are 100% security only!! Keep your “he’s friendly”. We’re not all cool with dogs. Ok rant over 😂

That selfish jerk should apologize profusely. I hope he changes his ways and keeps his dog in the backyard before it hurts someone.

That alone could give someone a heart attack or asthma attack that could literally kill them. Not to mention being traumatized. You're stull being attacked, just not being bitten (yet)

RIGHT? Exactly. you don't have the decency to keep your dog from rushing out the door, or leash it, or secure it in a fenced yard that the delivery driver DOESN'T have to enter? Fine. Looks like you now just have to pick up your delivery at the post office or fulfillment center 🤷🏻‍♀️ idgaf how big or small it is, or about how it might just be running up for attention, or what the owner says about not biting. If the package hasn't already been set on porch or put in the mailbox and I'm halfway down the sidewalk with it? too bad. Turn around and go directly back to the truck. Delivery canceled, guess we'll try again tomorrow if your animals under control. i ADORE dogs. I wish I could pet every dog I see all the time, and I love going over to people's houses I've dogs because I get to play with them. but delivery drivers don't deserve to have to deal with the looming threat of a dog bite over and over on a daily basis, all these videos showing dogs running up to delivery drivers and getting parts and love are really fun and cute and all, but it's perpetuating the idea that it's totally cool just to leave your animal free to run up on someone delivering your mail if you know it's friendly. And maybe the one driver for one company that delivers to you also knows it's friendly! doesny matter. another driver might not. Strangers have no idea your dog big baby, they just know it's a big risk to assume that. I wouldn't blame driver for erring on the side of caution and immediately peacing out without delivering the package that day.... rude, irresponsible pet owners need to learn.

@@sam.tasticwell said!

​@@sam.tastic Absolutely. Well said. As someone who's been chased and bit IN THE FACE by strange dogs, I see nothing cute or funny about an animal chasing after someone who's just trying to get through their shift safely. I felt so bad for man who got chased onto the hood of his car.

Exactly. I don't find delivery people being terrified doing their JOB "hilarious".

💡Then they cry bloody murder when someone kicks the💩 out of the dog/cat that's running up on them aggressively or bashes it's head in with something!😵 There's far too many idiot's that own dog's that should NOT at all!👍

Or “that’s right! You better run! I AM MIGHTY! I protect my home and family!”

Poor lil kitten didn't belong out there.

That driver was thinking of that kitten all night 🛌😳

Omg I just laughed way too hard at this!!! Hahaha

Is my bad I forgot to lock all 87 locks

Dwight Schrute would definitely have a bear.

Damnit honey, bear got outside again!

​@@leonardticsay8046Exactly my thoughts. I wonder why he was never shown to have weird ass animals in his farm even tho WE KNOW he would.

Tail straight up 😂

Lol I love that he at least tried

And you know that that was like the 4th or 5th time the driver had put him back too, I mean look at how fast he ran away lmfao

@@MarcSamuels562tru😂

Rite! I loved that one!! And the Huskey that made that man's voice go up several octaves!!😅😅

If they are about to bite you they growl, not bark, dogs are territorial type of animals, if they don't know you and you enter your zone they basically bark at you more likely to scare you, if the dog wanted to bite the man he would have follow him even if he was inside the van, but once the man got out of the dog zone he stopped following him, so no, the dog by the way he acted had no intention of bite the man

@@vvubbihikngidhdhhd It was a joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@vvubbihikngidhdhhd if a dog barks and runs at you it a sign of aggression and will bite you depending on what breed but pit bulls will bite ur ass if he’s chasing you potty’s dont play

@@vvubbihikngidhdhhd Hmmm Interesting. SOmeone should have told that to the dog that bit me. Truth is once a dog excites itself to that point it could bite you without even realizing what it's doing.

​@@hizzlemobizzleexactly! I have a dog and while he is gentle he still is an animal and individual on his own that can only communicate with us to a certain point. I allways expect a bad thing if it comes to situations like this. The dog may act out of fear or whatever you can not predict. Its never the dogs fault! Yet still they can harm someone out of fear or teritorial behavior.

I LOVE that!

nctzen having lucas as pfp i love u

I had a kitten come up to me during one of my deliveries. I knocked on the door and asked if it belonged to the house but apparently the little guy was from another house but some his got out. I would’ve taken him but he had a makeshift collar on so I knew he belonged to somebody

😂😂😂

No the pooch realized he was in trouble for busting the screen 😅

Yesss! He changed his mind real quick😂

could be both. But it did stop him!@@bbeloveth53bahtgad37

😂😂😂😂

Yup. Looked like he could throw paws fur real.

😂😂😂

I am a home health care worker and I was attacked by a dog "she doesn't bite" 3 days in hospital scarred in many ways. How about that guy who hopped on the car though? SMART

I’m a veterinarian and I don’t either. My favorites are people who say nothing until the pet has tried to nail someone and then go “I thought he would do that”. Thanks to great assistants I’ve never been seriously nailed by a small animal in over 30 years although a horse did remove half of one of my nails and lacerated the end of my finger.

Horses can’t be trusted either!! I used to work in trauma at rural hospital. Many horse bites & kicks. Hope you healed quick. ​@@adrianashilling2573

I'm a postman and have been bitten whilst actively being told that. I get bitten most years, children swinging the front door wide open is the most frequent culprit. Just because your dog doesn't bite the family doesn't mean they respond the same to a perceived threat that they see daily. I wish more people understood this, it'd save me an injury here and there.

Fact. Seen dogs bite ppl 2 seconds after their owner says that.

Yep. All dogs have teeth.

"He won't bite.... me"

That part

so do all people, safe to assume you bite anyone that comes to the door?@@cherylburns1738

Yeah it's always the same when someone gets mauled that the dog has never done this before...because there's never a first time 🤦

Yeaaaa

He's like, I jumped the fence to meet you!!

I was blowing down a condo development recently where there was no fence between the end of the development and the house next door. Around the corner comes a big ole German Sheppard headed straight at me. I thought I was toast for sure. I played it off like I was being playful. "What are you doing" in a playful voice. Thank God the damn thing reacted friendly. Scared the hell out of me. 😬

​@@BaconIsNotBicepsyou cant be afraid when a dog comes up on you because they match your energy. I was in west Virginia once for a funeral and I went to get pizza at this shop and there was a pitbull just sitting in the driveway. I thought it was the shop dog so I started petting it and playing with it. It wasn't until the dog almost bite a child who ran up on it did I find out that, that dog was domesticated and that it was a wild dog. Apparently that was supposed to be feral but, it loved me. If my dog actually got along with females I would've brought her home.

Not for me. It gave me a heart attack and aggravated me because dude didn't go straight for the collar. When they get out they dont come back.