Ooohhh, soon as he said long, skinny switch I was already flinching

Yep. Ma, grandma, my aunt…anybodies aunt.

Poor fucking guy. Breaks my heart

My grandmother kept a 4 ft wide rose bush in the front yard. Thank God we got to cut our own. We could get rid of the thorns. I think she knew what we were doing

Peach tree in Texas...yeeowch!

Once and only once a crab apple brush.

That's the oldest black comedian joke in America

4ft apple tree limb, know all about this,

Dad has us pick a 2x2 or cut a switch. Money was in the 2x2, cause he’d hold back. …those damn willow switches whipped haaaaard.