+WilfordBrimley They couldn't handle the bat-tits.

+WilfordBrimley give her the Diabeetus

Energetic Cuunt That won't be difficult with McDonald's.

WilfordBrimley lol thats so true

+WilfordBrimley and is pronounced roge XD

Damn is that Charles the French

Solid Zack Sonic Movie writers: “EEYAAAAUUGGH!!!” Writes tic-tac toe

I am a Pakistani and the last two lines were: *Urdu* ( jee bhar phir khelien khoob Hala gula michein aur doston ko bhi batlayein Chalo chal Kar Happy meal khaein) *Translation* (Let's play wholly, let's make fun, let's get friend together, and enjoy Happy meal with games.)

We need an award for awesome youtube comments.

There's also Spongebob fans here hahaha

this was most likely animated by other company than Sega. But I got your joke

🤓☝️

@@SoftPillow-qx9fopeople that say that are literally 5 year olds

leave bro alone he’s tryna be ballin💀💀💀💀

Should’ve been Knuckles

FOUL ☠️

@@kaiserwave5977No

😅

B underrated comment Never mind, it has gotten the attention it deserves

creen buff flubber kektch

🅱ruh. I just laughed really Godamn loud at the middle of the night

What the hell I just saw ur comment on another video

@@user-nw5vy6gp9e Underrated comment

TheGamePlayer956 on what NOT to do

Anton Riley no no this would make a good sonic boom 2

TheGamePlayer956 ik!

TheGamePlayer956 lol

are you sure this isn't just sonic 06 gameplay?

😭😭

😂

lmao

Cream Butt Flubber Catch

You made me laugh the hardest that I had within the past month. Thank you, and please accept my like.

On a different video with the same stuff in it, it's marked for kids. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/et6GapdqmrXFkqs.html

@@RR13-22 Probably because the entire channel got marked as such due to being a happy meal commerical archive.

@Got Any Grapes? ?

@Got Any Grapes? I wasn't taking it seriously :P and I know what the woosh is for.

Cause McDonald Shea gives bite

that’s yakko

retrofloof Now I can’t stop thinking about it and now I’m laughing hard af

@@AaronGeo profile pic* animaniacs*

0:03 Or McDonald’s Gives Sega Games Lime

True

Why do Pakistani McDonalds says Sega kids lie? And why does this ad sings this part as if it were a North Korean propaganda song about the Great Leader beliefs?

Cheeseburger will kill him*

0:41 PARA BA BABA

​@ragazzonoiosodinomesalvo I'm lovin' it

yeah they didn't get enough money for this

@@thisnameisbad3609 probably

Lmao 😂

It was 2004 so before the Wii came out wich had similar graphics. I remember this was also sold in Europe so I have strong doubts the animation was made for or by Pakistan. Edit: Never mind. Other countries had way better ads for the same stuff. I have to say that as a kid at the time probably many wouldn't have bothered.

I'm dead

It's the vice versa, shitposts are made to look like authentic 3d stuff from the early 2000s.

Or an ARG lmao

Arky rAcIsM at its finest

Shadow be like: *ah shit, here we go again*

It's not shadow, it's obama Just watch sonic adventure 2 repainted

@@bruhSaintJohn lmao

Hey man, he's not black. He's just got black hair.

More wholesome than 90% of it too.

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

😂😂😂😂

LMFAO

Lmao I didn't even realised it before

LOL 😂

*TAILS TELEPORTS ACROSS THE FIELD TO SCORE A SICK GOAL*

Murmur thats why they say TAILS SUCKER XD

Creamth and bug luv catch

*G R E E N. B U T T. L O V E R. C A T C H*

Hey brother

*N U K L S B A I S B O L*

s0nic skETB0RD

The Reiner Special

Thats Cum And Jez

Nah it’s pineapple and pizza bro

Nah that's m&m's and steak

@@BuffyMan *THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE*

Im A Pakistani 🤫

kk4everfighting Honestly I was confused too Bc when ppl kept saying Rouge was in here, I had to keep rewinding🤦🏾‍♀️ then that’s when I saw the naked rat comments

Fucking same though I was so confused.

Probably mistranslation and the advertisers thought it was Rouge the Rat instead of Bat😂

I am more curious about the name they gave her. Couldn't understand.

Rouge the Rat

_obviously_

Sonic at home is different 😐😑😑😑😑

Sega: Here are the characters we want you to use in this commercial. As you can see- Animator: Got it. Sega: But you only glanced at it for a few seconds. Animator: Thanks, you too. (Opens up Blender and starts making a rat model)

@@dorothyjosefina found you again bruh

@@dorothyjosefina Lmao

They were on a very tight budget.

0:27 That ain’t Knuckles or Uncles, that’s *hand*

Um excuse me what the actual (niiiiiiinteedoooo) are you doing in my house-

DONALD DUCK COSPLAYING AS A RABBIT IM DYING

No, even better! That's Tasha from The Backyardigans!

Thats not cheese thats cheddar

1v1 Gusion

O. G O D. H E S. B I G

XD

😂😂😂😂

CANT UNHEAR IM LAUGHING SO HARD

*ROY AN EMY TENI*

~LuigiFan~ TAILS SUKKA

*SHADOW, F-CK IT BALL!!*

*KNACKLES BAASEBOLL*

@@mattfabbs *NAKLS BESBOL* i Think thats better

2004* 🤓

I didnt know the rat thing white was rouge!

Lmao

Reggie the Mouse

they probably censored rouge lol

rogue*

This is the best comment ever.

lol

You sayin' Puff Flower Catch will never make it into the Olympics!?

I heard cream baklava catch

@@forkarmads Baklava lol

She Dies.

@@datpoyo4900 lmao

You mean all her motivation?

I wish ii could be that motivateed to sport

*Cream Butt Flower Catch*

Probably censorship

​@@JustABFDIandIIfan nah they translated rose the bat for rose the rat

@@Aquelequedesconhece lol💀

This comment is really underrated

THIS SUCKER AT 0:07

i heard slime

@@Jolyneadventures gaY soCcEr

I thought it was "Suck a kid's slime".

*Hold my HUMAN PROPORTIONED Hedhog. Btw, Sonic is a straight up alien in this one. Remember the line: " I'm here to save YOUR PLANET"

At least Pakistan got the design right.

lmfao

@@gabriel55671 That's a bit of an assumption. He could be a transdimensional entity who isn't here to save The Entire Dimension, but just the planet.

Paramount: wait can we have that back we need to change it

Bruh

They knew what they were doing. 💀

Game*

@@yasster_pierd sorry

@@burning_bright_ spk

Michael jordan

@@inactiveaccount2774 but shadow is black

thats explain alot

UNDERRATED COMMENT I DIED LAUGHING

No, Sega GIVES SLIME!

I dyng from laugher please stop

@@PlusmaGun iI dyng from laugher XD SEGA GIVES SLIME! 🤣🤣

The comment that makes me laugh 😂

Green bufflobber catch

Grim pufflober catch!

I thought it said Parkinson's commercial

What the h e double hockey sticks

@@nardoumizaki3086 nope sonic's franchise is Parkinson's

Red Pikmin 01 no u

@@ghostgawzilly93 "no u" game is for sanic fanboys with Parkinson's

GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT

OH YEAH!

oh wow

"Knucks, enough with this luck stuff; I've been beating you lately entirely due to skill."

Da Maverick Blast Your profile pic....he looks familiar...

Wtf 🤣🤣

Guess we'll never find out lmao

Hollywood: Ummm....meow?

what kind of shit are u smoking bruh gimme sum

@@dragonboimmdvideos ۞ Abrahadabra: the reward of Ra Hoor Khut. There is division hither homeward; there is a word not known. Spelling is defunct; all is not aught. Beware! Hold! Raise the spell of Ra-Hoor-Khuit! Now let it be first understood that I am a god of War and of Vengeance. I shall deal hardly with them. Choose ye an island! Fortify it! Dung it about with enginery of war! I will give you a war-engine. With it ye shall smite the peoples; and none shall stand before you. Lurk! Withdraw! Upon them! this is the Law of the Battle of Conquest: thus shall my worship be about my secret house. Get the stélé of revealing itself; set it in thy secret temple-and that temple is already aright disposed-& it shall be your Kiblah for ever. It shall not fade, but miraculous colour shall come back to it day after day. Close it in locked glass for a proof to the world. This shall be your only proof. I forbid argument. Conquer! That is enough. I will make easy to you the abstruction from the ill-ordered house in the Victorious City. Thou shalt thyself convey it with worship, o prophet, though thou likest it not. Thou shalt have danger & trouble. Ra-Hoor-Khu is with thee. Worship me with fire & blood; worship me with swords & with spears. Let the woman be girt with a sword before me: let blood flow to my name. Trample down the Heathen; be upon them, o warrior, I will give you of their flesh to eat! Sacrifice cattle, little and big: after the Crowned Conquering Child. But not now. Ye shall see that hour, o blessèd Beast, and thou the Scarlet Concubine of his desire! Ye shall be sad thereof. Deem not too eagerly to catch the promises; fear not to undergo the curses. Ye, even ye, know not this meaning all. Fear not at all; fear neither men nor Fates, nor gods, nor anything. Money fear not, nor laughter of the folk folly, nor any other power in heaven or upon the earth or under the earth. Nu is your refuge as Hadit your light; and I am the strength, force, vigour, of your arms. Mercy let be off: damn them who pity! Kill and torture; spare not; be upon them! That stélé they shall call the Abomination of Desolation; count well its name, & it shall be to you as 718, The Abomination of Desolation. Why? Because of the fall of Because, that he is not there again. Set up my image in the East: thou shalt buy thee an image which I will show thee, especial, not unlike the one thou knowest. And it shall be suddenly easy for thee to do this. The other images group around me to support me: let all be worshipped, for they shall cluster to exalt me. I am the visible object of worship; the others are secret; for the Beast & his Bride are they: and for the winners of the Ordeal -X-. What is this? Thou shalt know. For perfume mix meal & honey & thick leavings of red wine: then oil of Abramelin and olive oil, and afterward soften & smooth down with rich fresh blood. The best blood is of the moon, monthly: then the fresh blood of a child, or dropping from the host of heaven: then of enemies; then of the priest or of the worshippers: last of some beast, no matter what. This burn: of this make cakes & eat unto me. This hath also another use; let it be laid before me, and kept thick with perfumes of your orison: it shall become full of beetles as it were and creeping things sacred unto me. These slay, naming your enemies; & they shall fall before you. Also these shall breed lust & power of lust in you at the eating thereof. Also ye shall be strong in war. Moreover, be they long kept, it is better; for they swell with my force. All before me. My altar is of open brass work: burn thereon in silver or gold! There cometh a rich man from the West who shall pour his gold upon thee. From gold forge steel! Be ready to fly or to smite! But your holy place shall be untouched throughout the centuries: though with fire and sword it be burnt down & shattered, yet an invisible house there standeth, and shall stand until the fall of the Great Equinox; when Hrumachis shall arise and the double-wanded one assume my throne and place. Another prophet shall arise, and bring fresh fever from the skies; another woman shall awake the lust & worship of the Snake; another soul of God and beast shall mingle in the globèd priest; another sacrifice shall stain the tomb; another king shall reign; and blessing no longer be poured To the Hawk-headed mystical Lord! The half of the word of Heru-ra-ha, called Hoor-pa-kraat and Ra-Hoor-Khut. Then said the prophet unto the God: I adore thee in this song I am the Lord of Thebes, and I The inspired forth-speaker of Mentu; For me unveils the veilèd sky, The self-slain Ankh-af-na-khonsu Whose words are truth. I invoke, I greet! Thy presence, O Ra-Hoor-Khuit! Unity uttermost showed! I adore the might of Thy breath, Supreme and terrible God, Who makest the gods and death To tremble before Thee: I, I adore thee! Appear on the throne of Ra! Open the ways of the Khu! Lighten the ways of the Ka! The ways of the Khabs run through To stir me or still me! Aum! let it fill me! So that thy light is in me; & its red flame is as a sword in my hand to push thy order. There is a secret door that I shall make to establish thy way in all the quarters, these are the adorations, as thou hast written, as it is said: The light is mine; its rays. consume me: I have made a secret door Into the House of Ra and Tum, Of Khephra and of Ahathoor. I am thy Theban, O Mentu, The prophet Ankh-af-na-khonsu! By Bes-na-Maut my breast I beat. By wise Ta-Nech I weave my. spell. Show thy star-splendour, O Nuit! Bid me within thine House to. dwell, O' wingèd snake of light, Hadit! Abide with me, Ra-Hoor-Khuit! Unto each man and woman that thou meetest, were it but to dine or to drink at them, it is the Law to give. Then they shall chance to abide in this bliss or no; it is no odds. Do this quickly! But the work of the comment? That is easy; and Hadit burning in thy heart shall make swift and secure thy pen. Establish at thy Kaaba a clerk-house: all must be done well and with business way. The ordeals thou shalt oversee thyself, save only the blind ones. Refuse none, but thou shalt know & destroy the traitors. I am Ra-Hoor-Khuit; and I am powerful to protect my servant. Success is thy proof: argue not; convert not; talk not over much! Them that seek to entrap thee, to overthrow thee, them attack without pity or quarter; & destroy them utterly. Swift as a trodden serpent turn and strike! Be thou yet deadlier than he! Drag down their souls to awful torment: laugh at their fear: spit upon them! Let the Scarlet Woman beware! If pity and compassion and tenderness visit her heart; if she leave my work to toy with old sweetnesses; then shall my vengeance be known. I will slay me her child: I will alienate her heart: I will cast her out from men: as a shrinking and despised harlot shall she crawl through dusk wet streets, and die cold and an-hungered. But let her raise herself in pride! Let her follow me in my way! Let her work the work of wickedness! Let her kill her heart! Let her be loud and adulterous! Let her be covered with jewels, and rich garments, and let her be shameless before all men! Then will I lift her to pinnacles of power: then will I breed from her a child mightier than all the kings of the earth. I will fill her with joy: with my force shall she see & strike at the worship of Nu: she shall achieve Hadit. I am the warrior Lord of the Forties: the Eighties cower before me, & are abased. I will bring you to victory & joy: I will be at your arms in battle & ye shall delight to slay. Success is your proof; courage is your armour; go on, go on, in my strength; & ye shall turn not back for any! This book shall be translated into all tongues: but always with the original in the writing of the Beast; for in the chance shape of the letters and their position to one another: in these are mysteries that no Beast shall divine. Let him not seek to try: but one cometh after him, whence I say not, who shall discover the Key of it all. Then this line drawn is a key: then this circle squared in its failure is a key also. And Abrahadabra. It shall be his child & that strangely. Let him not seek after this; for thereby alone can he fall from it. Now this mystery of the letters is done, and I want to go on to the holier place. I am in a secret fourfold word, the blasphemy against all gods of men. Curse them! Curse them! Curse them! With my Hawk’s head I peck at the eyes of Ödin as he hangs upside down upon the tree of knowledge. I flap my wings in the face of Mohammed & blind him. With my claws I tear out the flesh of the Indian and the Buddhist, Mongol and Din. _____________718_______________ Bahlasti! Ompehda! I spit on your crapulous creeds. ---------------------------------- Let ye inviolate be torn upon wheels: for her sake let all chaste women be utterly despised among you! Also for beauty’s sake and love’s! Despise also all cowards; professional soldiers who dare not fight, but play; all fools despise! But the keen and the proud, the royal and the lofty; ye are brothers! As brothers fight ye! There is no law beyond Do what thou wilt. There is an end of the word of the God enthroned in Ra’s seat, lightening the girders of the soul. To Me do ye reverence! to me come ye through tribulation of ordeal, which is bliss. ۞

bean guru no. *amazing E3 gameplay*. Actual gameplay..

Looks gr8

MARIO and sonic Olympics

bean guru Plus, it's actual finished gameplay

i would like to have the same dream as you

*Amazing*

same but more weirder

Now THIS! Is relatable!

My "dreams" have to have something bad to awoke me.

💀

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dead omg 😂

😂😂😂😂😂

Noooooo

what

Tails Sucker*

based

😂😂😂 underated comment oh my goodness 🤣

IH MY GOD I BUSTED A VESSEL LAUGHING

I spat out my water

BRUH THIS COMMENT I CAN'T 😂🤣

LMFAOO

For real

Yeah I gotta agree, as a pakistani

Lol

Thank you Pakistan!

We salute you, Pakistan, for your contributions to meme culture!

BloodyBunny TheKiller 0:07

This sucker*

Oh my god, I was at 0:07 until I saw your comment and the video said “Tails sucker” 😂😂😂

oh hELLO SANDY

i love finding people with brawl stars pfp and names in random videos :)))

There are no standards in countries like Pakistan

@@jp5394 Lol! Clearly

@@jp5394 you say that as if it's a bad thing....

@@jp5394 this was in 2004

Wait what?! Can someone send a link please, I really need to see that.

did u just no da way?

Dude, and *"Cream bah rubber catch!"*

Sjeddow Basketball!

Featuring Rouge the Rat

MineTronic why does rouge look like a naked mole rat im screaming

Lmaoooo

@Verbalase Fan LOL

I laughed so hard when they said "sOniK SkeTBaurD"

Agree

A drug that makes you laugh?

Gabriele Savoldelli IKR

Gabriele Savoldelli stripper rouge

she's streaking

New charater; Rouge The Mouse

What did Pakistan do to her?!

Naked mole rat

@@BEANSBEANSBEANS404 Would turn furries off lmao

@@PokeShadow77 its Pakistan, they would be hanged anyways if they got caught with a fursuit on

But shes a Bat

She will lost bimbo

Yes

No

You're not gonna talk how he did fox's up smash

@a HERO that doesn’t know what protect means what does the other fox say. S O N I C

@a HERO that doesn’t know what protect means what does the Fox say O W M Y H E A D ' S S P I N N I N G

Rogue is how they said it here too!

Roge*

@@Toaster6942 No, Rouge is spelled correctly.

@@willowfive8330 I was joking about the way they say it in the ad

@@Toaster6942 Aah, alright then.

Rule 34 afectes her way too much.

She became Rouge the Rat. (Or mouse.)

@Fachii2011 LMAO THE SAME WITH AMY WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER

All of them look like they're deeply disturbed and traumatized but trying to act like everything is fine Don't do drugs kids

@@mamboo0743 Rogue the Mouse and Emi Dennis.

I think it's a reference

Alterswap Asgore. Look at the title of it! It's from 2004 and the sonic movie will come out in 2020! So it's not a reference!

Stolen

Alterswap Asgore just wait for it.

Hignososs holy shit!

At the end, He says sega games lie is what I heard

*_SUNIK SKETBURRD_*

*”RUCH AN EMI TENES”*

*"CREIM PUFFLOBBERCAITCH!"*

@@abhinandanil7775 sonic forces isn't even bad

I hear Cheeseburger painkiller

0:32 huuu hala gula vagina

I heard “cheeseburger will kill him!”

0:32 hu ha gula v****a

I wish you could’ve heard how hard the senate boys and I laughed at that

Not just graphics, EVERYTHING

Its the console version

Kreaspy I think you mean wii version

@@pinecone9619 No console version in general

@@ursusemperor nah it's the IBM PC port

Zero fucks were given.

How is this even inspired by giving up? That shit had negative fucks given.

They also gave up with knuckles, he has no bat to hit the ball with.

BanjoMaster 64 i think knuckles was the pitcher though

he was,but it was so bad I couldn't even tell so it gets to be called lazy still

Atleast you can comprehend this commercial

Nich Productions and a Pink Sonic

Nich Productions dead

Rogue? You mean *Rouge* ?

Gaming With Balance He said rogue instead of rouge

@@latinocreamking02 I mean, in Heroes, that's basically what Amy is.

Yes, and he got kicked off the team

That stupid fucking idiot

He got cancelled on Twitter

@@BlueOysterStan Tails over here building planes that transforms into mechs but can't kick a ball into the right fucking goal. The madness I tell you

Lmao

Shadow dunk

copied

ᴄᴏɴғᴜsᴇᴅ ᴅᴏɢ What happened in 1815?

JoshBMemes 1814

Alex Kettle You totally got "the" and "it's a" switched in the wrong places.

Alex Kettle It' a meme. Don't take it too seriously.

Qwerty Uiop I beg to differ. This is second to Corey.

Same

I think it's meant to be Baklava Catch, as in Cheese drops baklava and she catches it. Classic Pakistani sport, that one

i honestly thought it said “cream puff flower catch”

@@flatP_ Me too

@@harjarmec I think so there are competitions around the world so yep.

HazyTrips 😂😂🔥

I heard kid's wives.

Lol

Haha

😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

He clearly says "Rogue"

Where's that bing meme from vinesauce when I need it

"Rogue the rat" XD

Oh no

AquaLily In russian language we call "bat" as a "flying mice/mouce".Basically mice/mouse is a small version of rat.Also Rouge more looks like a mice in this trashy commercial.I don't know why did I write this comment for :/

DIOOOOOOOOOO!

Christian Bell Your watching me aren't you?

RadicalMongoose racist

Your profile picture pleases me.

Brendan Moore I get that alot.

😂

LOL HAYSSHSUHESYHSH

Chele chele mcdonalds eh. Sega kids die

Made me laugh so hard

He actually said "let's go and eat happy meal" in urdu (I' dont speak urdu I translated it