If time machines where a thing , I assure you taking a trip back to see a bunch of elephants and a roman legion in full armor sliding down a mountain in stages would be a smash-hit day trip 🤣🤣🤣

Hannibal: Loses 3/4 of his army trudging them through the mountains. Romans: L O G I S T I C S

Romans: have you ever been on a rollercoaster Elephant:No Romans: Would you like to?

" If my centurion rolled off a cliff, should I follow him?" and the resounding answer was yes. Possibly the funniest thing I heard this week. Great video!

Only the Romans could turn a treacherous mountain crossing with Elephants into a Doneky Kong Country stage. My respect for them has tripled.

The Macedonian commander with his cup of wine, seeing small soldiers tumbling and elephants gracefully sliding down the mountainside, did he perhaps *wonder* if he'd had *too much wine?* I can assure you that last time *_I_* saw elephants and funny little men tumbling around I *know* that I'd had too much wine.

"if my Centurion rolls off a cliff should i follow him?...Yes." LMAO!!!! oh I love these!

"the romans are right behind this mountain ! this battle will decide our fates" *Sees romans rolling down from the cliffs*

Elephants Rollin down the hill: Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch Legionaries Rollin down the hill: Looks like fun, lets join em.

Oh we would know if the elephants were traumatized alright. The fact that they are calm probably meant that they were quite pleased. Which is nice.

Amusingly there seems to be a recurring occurrence of Macedonian kings being forced to flee from the Romans half-dressed. Livius described how during the 2nd Punic war Macedonia joined the war on Hannibal's side and invaded Roman territory in what is now Albania. The Romans sent reinforcements, who caught up with the bulk of the Macedonian army while they were besieging a Roman city. The Romans originally planned to use the cover of the night to sneak some men into the besieged city to inform the defenders that help was coming soon, but while at it noticed the Macedonians were apparently not expecting any enemy reinforcements to arrive any time soon as their camp was completely unguarded with all the sentries asleep. So the Romans changed their plans and snuck up to the camp, getting in through the gates before anybody could raise an alarm. Caught completely unprepared, the Macedonian army descended into chaos and the king himself was forced to flee without even having the time to put on clothes, escaping in "a state of dress unfitting for a soldier, let alone a king", as Livius puts it.

"Your highness, the Romans are sliding elephants down the mountain like a... Big elephant water-slide." "Just let them take the city, good show!"

More serious videos are in the making, guys… but for now, the Funny Roman army strikes again!!

LMFAO Elephants sliding down quietly because they know it's easier than the walk hahahaha.

Bruh the elephant one is gold

I can just imagine the elephants going down the Roman slide, going "WEEEEEE"

I've watched many comedy movies and animations but that particular moment at 2:43 just took me back years ago into my mid childhood 😂 Great video as always thx for providing us again!

"Violence is never the answer unless the right question is asked."

So they built sleds and a protoype rail system to haul each elephant down the mountain, but they didn't think to sled down like they did for their chonky tanks? I imagine it woulda been far easier than rolling down in full armor and weapons jabbing ya all the way...

7:55 😂 I love this part

I'm going to open a gun store and name it "tools of democracy"

I absolutely love when the music changes from serious war music to that fun and slightly goofy music 😂

Imagine walking close to mount Olympus in the 3rd Macedonian wars and seeing a Roman war elegant sliding down the slope of the mountain.

How I wish US Congress would more be like Roman. I would love to see a Red & Blue Royal Rumble!!

As always romans engineered the sh*t out of every challenge presented in their way 😂😂😂

Yay Part 2! Let’s gooooooo 🙌🏻

A new way of conquering a world, sliding down the hill, to make enemy die laughing

Thank you guys! Keep up these unique humor vids on the legions!

Sucks that this episode didn’t get as many views - I loved this one and the last fun stories episodes

Actually fights in parliament are good indicators of democracy. They never happen in autocratic countries parliament, cos difference of opinions are impossible and no reason to fight there.

He should of known how immature the soldiers would react, cmon. I mean these are the same people with ancient graffiti art of dongs and crude inscriptions everywhere.

“Clad in his purple-bordered toga and preceded by his twelve crimson-clad lictors, all bearing the axes in their bundles of rods, Gaius Popillus Laenas walked east. Now he was not a young man, so as he went he leaned upon a tall staff, his pace as placid as his face. Since only the brave and heroic and noble Romans built decent roads, he was soon walking along through thick dust. But was Gaius Popillus Laenas deterred? No! He just kept on walking, until near the huge hippodrome in which the Alexandrians liked to watch the horse races, he ran into a wall of Syrian soldiers, and had to stop. “King Antiochus IV of Syria came forward, and went to meet Gaius Popillius Laenas. “‘Rome has no business in Egypt!’ the King said, frowning awfully and direfully. “‘Syria has no business in Egypt either,’ said Gaius Popillius Laenas, smiling sweetly and serenely. “‘Go back to Rome,’ said the King. “‘Go back to Syria,’ said Gaius Popillius Laenas. “But neither of them moved a single inch. “‘You are offending the Senate and People of Rome,' said Gaius Popillius Laenas after a while of staring into the King’s fierce face. ‘I have been ordered to make you return to Syria.’ “The King laughed and laughed and laughed. ‘And how are you going to make me go home?’ he asked. ‘Where is your army?’ “‘I have no need of an army, King Antiochus IV,’ said Gaius Popillius Laenas. ‘Everything that Rome is, has been, and will be, is standing before you here and now. I am Rome, no less than Rome’s largest army. And in the name of Rome, I say to you a further time, go home!’ “‘No,’ said King Antiochus IV. “So Gaius Popillius Laenas stepped forward, and moving sedately, he used the end of his staff to trace a circle in the dust all the way around the person of King Antiochus IV, who found himself standing inside Gaius Popillius Laenas’s circle. “‘Before you step out of this circle, King Antiochus IV, I advise you to think again,’ said Gaius Popillius Laenas. ‘And when you do step out of it - why, be facing east, and go home to Syria.’ “The King said nothing. The King did not stir. Gaius Popillius Laenas said nothing. Gaius Popillius Laenas did not stir. Since Gaius Popillius Laenas was a Roman and did not need to hide his face, his sweet and serene countenance was on full display. But King Antiochus IV hid his face behind a curled and wired wigbeard, and even then could not conceal its thunder. Time went on. And then, still inside the circle, the mighty King of Syria turned on his heel to face east, and stepped out of the circle in an easterly direction, and marched back to Syria with all his soldiers.” Colleen McCullough, The First Man in Rome, pp.265 - 266,

that first story actually brought tears to my eyes with laughter, hilariously well told my friend, great video.

Really enjoyed todays show! Very well researched and even presented with a delicate touch of humor, keep it up!

I was having rough times, for a couple days. But, thankfully - your video gave me heartily chuckle.

That's a really funny story about elephants. The romans sure were ingenious

Yoooo awsoooome vidz keep em uuup

We need more of these. Never enough

Love it, need it, got to have it.

more series like this please

"WANNA COME ELEPHANT SLEDDING WITH ME???!"

Roman's history is worth the time to learn.

Constantine's legion is here !!!

I'm very glad I found this channel

We need more of these videos !

Lol would've never expected a story about a Roman commander stripping himself naked...

Would love to see more of these! Great video :D

Why don’t we just use our shields to slide down like the elephants. Are you disobeying a direct order, Quintus? …Damnit

They laughed at his small ding dong😂😂

Pls do more of this, also was playing war thunder while listening lol

wow this is sooo good.

This may be the most eloquent rebuttle to having your junk laughed at. Great content.

Bodyshaming then: hah!! You got scarred in a fight. Bodyshaming now: you live an unhealthy lifestyle, take care of yourself.

Invasion i love it romans pulled so crazy move that Macedonians just surrendered

Tools of diplomacy 😅😅😂😂

Thank you

Ah yes, this is the history we should be taught in schools I never got to learn about how civilized the Romans were in their debates, or how amazing their military tactics of sliding down mountains were 🥴

That bathtub scene makes me think of Archimedes.

Why haven't I herd of this before 😭😭😭😭. The great roman army sled race 😭😭😭

MORE! MORE! MORE!

On be bit with the rolling down the mountains I kinda expected a yeti somewhere on the foot of the mountain.

I think Napoleon and his army also did this during the Marengo campaign in 1800.

After this, Hannibal march in the alp is pure comedy

anyone can explain what wound is exactly the "sweling in the groin" @9:38 ? please

cool

Make part 3

MORE MORE MORE FUNNY STORIES FROM ROOOOOME

2:24 but the most trouble were the elephants! hahaha yep.

8:25 You should read Charles Dickens commentary on the American Congress pre Anerican -civil War. It was so dysfunctional that France and Britain ( The European powers are really just a big family fighting over land) influenced the civil War because they wanted to take their land back and figured they could, and they wanted to stop the cotton price skyrocket.

I imagine any Macedonian in the mountains that day would've picked up some excellent Latin swears as an entire legion tumbled down the mountainside.

Finally we got a new video

More legion videos

The drawing at 4:36 screams "eureka" to me.

tool of democracy , sound like how my school work with other school ??

Who in there right mind would challenge a bunch of veterans to a street battle

Funny indeed! We have to acknowledge the creativity, especially with the elephants xD

"A swelling in the groin." A badly healed wound? Or an STI?

I shit myself laughing, no kidding xDDD

Someone should make a semi-historical Brooklyn 99 style comedy of Rome 😭🤣😂

thats probably a hernia

where can i sign up for this lmao

roman democracy is the best, if no sensible agreement can be reached trough reasonable means, unreasonable means shall be adopted to beat some sense into the more dense.

Please visit Micahistory 2, it would mean a lot!

That’s some oversimplified sh*t right here hahahaha

Those nutty Romans...lol

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Why didn't they just slide down the mountains on their scuta like a toboggan?

Only the names change not the man.

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10:10 why is he turning sideways though?

Does that mean that jears on horseback do horrible things to your spear?

See violence solves problems kids!

169 B.C. first recorded snowboarding elephants.

What wrong had the guy in the last scene? I didn't get it.

FALL IN down the mountain

Within the first minute of the video i was thrown off by the war thunder advertisement as im playing war thunder. I love this game, although heroin would be a better way to waste my life😁

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Elephant tobagoning?

You got to wonder who was dumber.