HITMAN 3 - The Best & Funny Dialogues + Oneliners in Trilogy

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HITMAN 3 and its the best & funny dialogues with puns between 47 and his targets or random NPCs on his way to complete missions in the Trilogy. It means all the mission from HITMAN 1 GOTY, HITMAN 2 and expansions with of course the last installment in the series. I've included the funniest dialogues (in my opinion) found on all of the maps so far, remember that in HITMAN 1 our hero was not so chatty as in second and third season. Keep in mind that some of his interactions are very short like responding to a NPC with a witty oneliner, some are a little bit longer and few of them are quite long like a job interview at Milton-Fitzpatrick in New York. Some of these dialogues you might remember from a previous video in HITMAN 2, thus some of them were restored, some way shorter and in few instances, I've been able even more funny dialogues. With some choices of course you might be not so satisfied (I had to cut some dialogues because they were either way too long and were not so important + I've maybe already showed them before and were also too long).
00:00 - Death of Soders in Hokkaido
00:30 - Flamingo Mascot in Miami
01:37 - Mr Cortazar in Mendoza
02:04 - Oscar LaFayette in Sapienza
03:15 - Repair of Sun Installation in Dubai
03:35 - Fortune Teller in A House Built on Sand
04:43 - Doctor 47 in HAVEN Island
05:25 - Juice Bar in Berlin
05:50 - Bank Teller in New York
06:45 - Dubai Security Guard
07:05 - Father Francesco in Landslide
07:55 - Mumbai Portrait Painting
08:55 - Dartmoor Family Photo
09:00 - Chongqing, Attending experiment as homeless
09:18 - Abel Da Silva in Bangkok
09:55 - House Sale in Whittleton Creek
10:50 - The Vulture in Dubai
11:05 - Meeting Dalia as Helmut
11:20 - Polygraph in Isle of Sgail
11:45 - Detective in Dartmoor
11:55 - Director in Hokkaido
12:17 - Shaving Maelstrom in Mumbai
12:55 - Serving Pinot Noir in Mendoza
13:10 - Yoga Lesson in Hokkaido
13:32 - Submarine accident in Santa Fortuna
13:47 - Funeral in Dartmoor
14:00 - Doctor 47 in Miami
14:40 - DJ Booth in Berlin
14:54 - Meeting Vanya in Mumbai
15:50 - Termination in New York
16:14 - Talented Mr. Rieper in Mendoza
19:12 - Job Interview in New York
22:35 - Tattoo Work in Santa Fortuna
24:05 - The Tour in Mendoza
The Best 47 Kills Compilation - • HITMAN 3 - The BEST 47...

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@MartinozO 3 жыл бұрын

The Best 47 Kills Compilation - kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fNSBnbqBt6eWeIU.html 00:00 - Death of Soders in Hokkaido 00:30 - Flamingo Mascot in Miami 01:37 - Mr Cortazar in Mendoza 02:04 - Oscar LaFayette in Sapienza 03:15 - Repair of Sun Installation in Dubai 03:35 - Fortune Teller in A House Built on Sand 04:43 - Doctor 47 in HAVEN Island 05:25 - Juice Bar in Berlin 05:50 - Bank Teller in New York 06:45 - Dubai Security Guard 07:05 - Father Francesco in Landslide 07:55 - Mumbai Portrait Painting 08:55 - Dartmoor Family Photo 09:00 - Chongqing, Attending experiment as homeless 09:18 - Abel Da Silva in Bangkok 09:55 - House Sale in Whittleton Creek 10:50 - The Vulture in Dubai 11:05 - Meeting Dalia as Helmut 11:20 - Polygraph in Isle of Sgail 11:45 - Detective in Dartmoor 11:55 - Director in Hokkaido 12:17 - Shaving Maelstrom in Mumbai 12:55 - Serving Pinot Noir in Mendoza 13:10 - Yoga Lesson in Hokkaido 13:32 - Submarine accident in Santa Fortuna 13:47 - Funeral in Dartmoor 14:00 - Doctor 47 in Miami 14:40 - DJ Booth in Berlin 14:54 - Meeting Vanya in Mumbai 15:50 - Termination in New York 16:14 - Talented Mr. Rieper in Mendoza 19:12 - Job Interview in New York 22:35 - Tattoo Work in Santa Fortuna 24:05 - The Tour in Mendoza

@lamsar8103 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for being consistent and your very good at your stealth and stuff.👍

@j.vinton4039 3 жыл бұрын

The job interview in NY was cool. I took a guess on the Rorschach cards and got them right.

@Anomyos 3 жыл бұрын

Person who does the uploaders job deserves a like.

@unkwn1157 3 жыл бұрын

@@lamsar8103 my favorite is the Job interview in New york

@Fulgore2005 3 жыл бұрын

Isn't it 12:50 for the Pinot Noir?

@smithappiah3949 3 жыл бұрын

"Isn't that a poison?" "Yes" "Should I be concerned?" "I'm not"

@qq84 3 жыл бұрын

14:00 "Just relax. It will be over soon"

@der_saftmon 3 жыл бұрын

I am not concerned at all as well

@theodorehh3529 3 жыл бұрын

"It is... to die for"

@gnarlin4964 3 жыл бұрын

One of the funniest fucking lines in Hitman ever XD

@yourpalsammy9773 3 жыл бұрын

"Ha! You dumb bitch."

@Aman-cb1pt 3 жыл бұрын

-So what happened to mr soders? - He died. - I understand. But why? - He stopped living.

@CrazyRabbit0228 2 жыл бұрын

But why?

@JessiContingenC 2 жыл бұрын

@@CrazyRabbit0228 his responses are so cold cut

@VivaVenezuelaa 2 жыл бұрын

where is this?

@CaptainMaggott Жыл бұрын

@@CrazyRabbit0228 He ceased to exist.

@atlasreborn7221 Жыл бұрын

@@VivaVenezuelaa Literally the beginning of the video

@JP-ww5vz 3 жыл бұрын

The best thing about his one-liners is that he rarely straight up lies to people. Everything he does is clever doublespeak and innuendo.

@rafaelmurray6870 3 жыл бұрын

He is like Hannibal Lecter in that sense, so dubious and clever

@trust.worthy 3 жыл бұрын

He only lies about who he is but not what he is doing

@ibanghertightpoophole9899 3 жыл бұрын

@Agent 39 nah he should of put a spoiler warning so fuck that guy

@Shanesterization 3 жыл бұрын

@Agent 39 I think they where talking about Videl in that context.

@sapomercador7257 3 жыл бұрын

@Agent 39 i'm sorry mate but if it makes you feel better i was spoiled too, so fuck that guy

@joelhaggis5054 3 жыл бұрын

Just waiting for something like: "So, what do you do for a living?" "I'm an assassin." "Ah."

@Zack_Zander 3 жыл бұрын

“Wait wha- **Get choked out**”

@TrickyTalon23 3 жыл бұрын

*SPOTTED*

@rustyfisher2081 3 жыл бұрын

"so... a hitman you could say?"

@KevinHuangPhasorQuantaG 3 жыл бұрын

It’s like the clinic scene from Spectre. “You left your occupation blank.” “That’s not the sort of thing that looks good on a form.”

@brute6896 3 жыл бұрын

*sees the target walk by* Excuse me

@peterhan8666 3 жыл бұрын

Guard: I have a friend... who's into cosplay and stuff Me:... it's you isn't it?

@drewabbott6993 3 жыл бұрын

It always is

@khinlop 3 жыл бұрын

He legit was trying to get into action with 47

@thebadwolf3088 3 жыл бұрын

@@khinlop damn furries

@t65o981 3 жыл бұрын

Never thought i hear a furry reference in hitman

@Agent-ur7tf 3 жыл бұрын

..... Hello brother

@filippalarsson4353 3 жыл бұрын

47: “Can you look up a bit?” *Mr. Rangan gets shot* 47: “Thank you”

@catsareyes6446 3 жыл бұрын

Really got the shot of his jawline perfectly.

@ghostslayer1981 3 жыл бұрын

@@filippalarsson4353 reminds me of 47: I see... Death. Mendoza: What? What's gonna go wrong? 47: *Proceeds to smack Mendoza bwith a crystal ball and stabs him with the holder* 47: I'm gonna crysta-crunch ya!

@hank2815 3 жыл бұрын

It gets better when 47 actually draws a reticle behind Rangan’s face in the painting.

@Swissswoosher 3 жыл бұрын

At least he’s polite about it

@user-dy3gk8us3r 3 жыл бұрын

Yesh👁

@DestinyZX1 3 жыл бұрын

I swear it. 47’s actor makes it worthwhile.

@Dylski. 3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad they got david bateson to play 47 for 21 years and didnt do a Sam Fisher with Michael ironside

@res20stupid 3 жыл бұрын

@@Dylski. Fun fact, they actually tried to recast 47 with another actor for the game Absolution but the fanbase revolted pretty badly, causing the studio to recast the role back to Bateman. But they still kept in contact with the actor, even hiring him to play Dino Bosco for the "Icon" mission in Sapienza.

@raulsanchez2610 3 жыл бұрын

They need to make a movie with the voice actor. He’s a little old, so they could do a plot where he’s on his final contracts.

@vietnamabc2290 3 жыл бұрын

@@Dylski. TBF though, all those fellas are pretty pushing it, like Cpt Price in CoD, you don't really expect same dude to stick around for like nearly 15 years?

@videodeposu8741 3 жыл бұрын

@@raulsanchez2610 makeup will work. 47 doesn't age i mean look at his face lmao he looks younger than absolution.

@disjericho7141 3 жыл бұрын

Bro 47 straight up told her it was poisonous and got away with it

@Mimtel-zm2cr 3 жыл бұрын

nurse in the back like "I don't get paid enough to call him out" 😂

@budusbusham3324 3 жыл бұрын

You’d be surprised with what you can get away with if you say it with enough conviction.

@johnb.d 3 жыл бұрын

@@budusbusham3324 So.... Speech 100?

@CHEESEpuff69 3 жыл бұрын

@@johnb.d EXACTLY

@khinlop 3 жыл бұрын

He should've said: "Poisonous substances in low doses often can be used as a cure."

@TrueRandomPlayer 3 жыл бұрын

"Let me just activate the booth privacy settings so nobody will see or hear what goes on in this booth." Me: "Oh buddy, you just fucked up." 47: *"Practical."*

@DaltonYT- 3 жыл бұрын

6:36

@DarkKnightofIT 3 жыл бұрын

The cut is perfect.

@zcgamerandreacts2762 3 жыл бұрын

@@DaltonYT- *we'll be right back.*

@alice_arties_m Жыл бұрын

He knew what the player was thinking when he said that

@bosewicht2389 Жыл бұрын

I love how 47 casually excels at everything he does, he’s a master masseur, yoga instructor, barber, painter, musician, investigator, salesman, expert at forensics, he can steer helicopters and boats, and he has an impeccable taste for fashion and he’s well spoken

@muhibaqeel9709 Жыл бұрын

Now imagine him being a plumber,doctor,astronaut and engineer

@ballsacsincorp Жыл бұрын

@@muhibaqeel9709 will tobias rieper go back to church life? or will he be the ultimate freelancer? find out more soon however he already excels in what you said but astronaut

@ZCid47 Жыл бұрын

Apparently, while 47 gain millions thanks to his contracts, my theory is that he use his money in learning new skills to not be bore in between contracts

@connorhill818 Жыл бұрын

Probably has to do with cross-training. masseur: he knows pressure points thanks to CQC, yoga instructor thanks to probably squeezing into plenty of tight spaces and holding still for extended periods of time, barber is a given because he knows his way around a blade, investigator is probably the result of hearing how some of his former colleagues were caught. As for the rest, NO idea

@JeSt4m Жыл бұрын

U forgot Flamingo... he's a great Flamingo too. The only human that can rival his wide expertise and majestic bald head is Johnny Sins

@redthepigeon9747 3 жыл бұрын

I was laughing so hard at the winery tour "These tanks could probably hold a couple hundred bodies. Oh, and wine too I guess." I imagine Diana really struggling to keep a straight face the whole tour.

@agp11001 3 жыл бұрын

You got 47 likes and I will NOT ruin that. But yeah, the winery tour was hilarious.

@thomass2505 3 жыл бұрын

Now it's 74

@Lickicker 3 жыл бұрын

i like how he described the grape press, more efficient but less personal

@TSKyanite 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like during that whole tour diana was just waiting for 47 to kill them, and at the end was just "you really just had to do the whole tour?"

@Gizbornch 3 жыл бұрын

@@TSKyanite even 47 himself breaks 4th wall in the end, by telling about “bidding time”

@ufuk5872 3 жыл бұрын

The way Diana so tired of 47 shit is hilarious

@aboullkhill5605 3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@res20stupid 3 жыл бұрын

The way she starts bobbing her head is hilarious.

@faleilham8334 3 жыл бұрын

12:58. And Diana looks like pissed by 47

@nikto7297 3 жыл бұрын

None target killed NONE TARGET KILLED N O N E T A R G E N T K I L L E D

@jaxchacky9358 3 жыл бұрын

@@nikto7297 the main reason why I prefer blood money over newest hitman games

@KorporalNoobs 3 жыл бұрын

"It's me." Gets me everytime.

@-gameralica-9519 3 жыл бұрын

Where?

@thebadwolf3088 3 жыл бұрын

"And... who is this man?" *Immediately after she asks* "It's me."

@littlesamu5920 3 жыл бұрын

@@thebadwolf3088 it would have been perfect if he killed the interviewers after that anwsers

@saiyanfang1047 3 жыл бұрын

@@littlesamu5920 or the targets die from preset traps

@piethedye3948 2 жыл бұрын

i always hear it as "it's me :)"

@tobinmonroe3046 3 жыл бұрын

My favorite line 47 says is when your dressed as the homeless guy in China and the guy walking you upstairs talks shit on your smell and 47 says "don't worry i change my clothes all the time"

@tobinmonroe3046 3 жыл бұрын

@Isaac Ho I think the 47 1 liners are one of the best parts of the game

@jackychang9148 3 жыл бұрын

You're* "Uh huh. I bet you do."

@UchihaFabio 2 жыл бұрын

@Isaac Ho and then reward the person who helped him

@AD-ey4yr 3 жыл бұрын

I like how 47 is straight up honest about everything he says, the context about what he talks about being very different of course.

@garebear9429 3 жыл бұрын

I'm convinced 47 is some sort of fae creature. Unable to lie, only speaking in half truths.

@giovannicervantes2053 3 жыл бұрын

His voice is just perfect for the job the right kind of gravely one that makes you feel intimidated by him

@ImBigBossNotSeanConnery 3 жыл бұрын

He is the Hannibal Lecter of video games, in terms of saying one-liners that are euphemisms/innuendos.

@diamondguycarlosortega4075 2 жыл бұрын

For example, when he said his suit was at the cleaners I am pretty sure that he was using cleaners in a well, clean this place up my killing, context.

@AWriterWandering 2 жыл бұрын

Rather than trying to keep all your lies straight, it’s much easier to simply bend the truth.

@ZoeBateman Жыл бұрын

I love how in Mendoza Diana is constantly saying stuff like "this would be a terrible place for an accident to happen" etc. to hint to 47 and getting slowly more annoyed he isn't doing his job, and 47 is basically just giving a real-ass tour but with puns and jokes only he and Diana understand the context of

@BILLIARDman2000 3 жыл бұрын

I’m in the retirement business 😂

@tristanlau1213 3 жыл бұрын

Retire people from their lives 😂

@GamingBeFly 3 жыл бұрын

He’s very good, as far as I hear.

@ChaosBadger04 3 жыл бұрын

*I'm in the empire business*

@RU_HKR 3 жыл бұрын

All for elimination...

@DgardsGaming 3 жыл бұрын

Retirement homes in hell

@DanRoom27 3 жыл бұрын

I like how Diana seems legitimately stunned at the very end when 47 has the entire place figured out, including the security room overhead.

@Gr3nadgr3gory 2 жыл бұрын

Also that he didn't kill anyone the entire tour.

@JustAnotherTom 2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was hilarious he kept bugging them as Tobias Rieper

@forickgrimaldus8301 Жыл бұрын

To be fair 47 is a Gardener for a while so likely knows how to make wine also its not like he needs to be doing something for years to become flawlessly good at it.

@BeefcakeKARS 3 жыл бұрын

I like how he actually is a stone cold killer But he still has some funnies

@jerryvarghese581 3 жыл бұрын

In Hitman 3, he kinda starts making jokes and..... SPOILER ALERT he smiles at the end.. Kinda ironic who used to be a emotionless killer. Kudos for subtle character development...

@videodeposu8741 3 жыл бұрын

@@jerryvarghese581 47 wasn't actually emotionless i think. He cared about Victoria in Absolution.

@GamesCooky 3 жыл бұрын

He's got some psychopathic traits. Bold and fearless. Callous and unemotional. Clearly lacks empathy and remorse for his victims. He's deceptive and manipulative. But he has shown that he cares for some select few people.

@jackson0922 3 жыл бұрын

Like Geralt of Rivia

@thebadwolf3088 3 жыл бұрын

@@GamesCooky so... A sociopath?

@M.Diamond1995 3 жыл бұрын

"Can you look up a bit?" *DIES* "Thank you."

@dejavu3547 3 жыл бұрын

I would like to think that he is saying thank you to the dead body

@user-gv4mw9nh9m 2 жыл бұрын

Gotta hand it to 47, he’s a polite fellow!

@garziezz2297 2 жыл бұрын

Bro this one time I was dragging a targets body to a locker and a guard came running up to me, “hey, did you do this!?” 47 literally just blankly said “yes.” 💀💀

@judet2992 4 ай бұрын

Those 💀s are unironic for once

@FirstLast-cg2nk 3 жыл бұрын

47 missed his true calling as a comedian.

@nonnapapera69 3 жыл бұрын

Actually, his voice actor IS a comedian.

@TheBurningEngram 3 жыл бұрын

what else do you think the clown suit's for?

@bigbanana94 3 жыл бұрын

His jokes are... killer.

@awaister 3 жыл бұрын

“He would have killed on the stage” “He could have made a killing doing stand up comedy” They all just write themselves

@Retroist2024 2 жыл бұрын

a joke to die for

@BigDaddy9754 3 жыл бұрын

21:22 "He's just finished a job, perfectly executed." "And...who is this man?" *With zero reservations* "It's me" LMAO

@Volkaer Ай бұрын

I'm tempted to go and get a bunch of random job interviews just so I can troll their HR in some similar manner - too bad they don't normally give you a psychological test, but there are ways... XD

@DigitalRRS 3 жыл бұрын

47 is still quite good at nailing the puns

@Supperman88 3 жыл бұрын

His puns are to die for.

@dermonch7959 3 жыл бұрын

He`s killing it.

@AlliedX 3 жыл бұрын

He hits them on the head.

@kirankumaar7416 3 жыл бұрын

He sure does

@canada3186 3 жыл бұрын

@The Scarlet King that’s what he is saying

@johnsonsarah2983 3 жыл бұрын

Note to self, don't ever say "_____ to die for" while standing near ledges

@rey4874 3 жыл бұрын

Or "to die for" in general

@ScrewThisMFGame 3 жыл бұрын

Or while youre about to eat or drink.

@LetMeBe3 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the tip definitely gonna say this to someone before I kill them

@EnteiFire4 3 жыл бұрын

Especially if there's a bald man nearby

@LetMeBe3 3 жыл бұрын

EnteiFire4 lmao

@Real_British 3 жыл бұрын

*cough* *cough* Mr william: aw hell, can't you do anything to strangle this cough,doc? Doctor 47: i have few ideas *Proceed to garrote*

@LetMeBe3 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@shougozero259 3 жыл бұрын

Okay let be honest he walked right into that one

@MarcoMaximusKojima 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@oofahlong8373 2 жыл бұрын

It worked I guess

@Kerosiin 3 жыл бұрын

*Pierces the guys skull with a tattoo needle* “He looked a little dead after I was finished with him”

@MT_1996 3 жыл бұрын

The best 😂

@user-hj4kc7yx2w 3 жыл бұрын

No, it’s like this: He took his phone out suddenly! It was an accident! What do you mean you think I am a secret agent sent to kill him?

@gsoedler7729 3 жыл бұрын

*Door closes*

@user-hj4kc7yx2w 3 жыл бұрын

@@gsoedler7729 *gunshots*

@ramizalizada4565 3 жыл бұрын

47 was gonna tattoo him... he just said “do what you do best” ... very poor choice of words

@UnHappyGingah 3 жыл бұрын

I love the implication that 47 created a Social Media account, or perhaps makes one for each persona

@RoosterFloyd 3 жыл бұрын

Like a more professional but just as unhinged version of Roger from American Dad

@marcopohl4875 3 жыл бұрын

I mean, it's to make his false identity more convincing, imagine you had no proof the person you're talking to even exists, wouldn't that raise some red flags?

@courier6960 2 жыл бұрын

The accounts were made by the ICA to make the persona of Tobias Rieper or equivalents look realer at first glance. Tamara comments on how all the photos are just of common tourist destinations (likely stock photos), with none of them actually containing 47.

@Deaglan753 2 жыл бұрын

I imagine that when he finishes his work in all the places he goes to before he leaves he just takes his phone out and takes a couple of photos for his social media accounts

@sluggaboyzWC3 2 жыл бұрын

Got to stay up to date or people may notice it's unused.

@lm9029 3 жыл бұрын

"He looked a little dead when i was finished with..." *Door shuts mid sentence* Not sus at all.

@sousentabasco7711 3 жыл бұрын

That's his way of saying: "... now flip off"

@silvanatteveld6637 3 жыл бұрын

Sus??????😳

@sabotarian5236 2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao dead💀💀

@coffee4682 2 жыл бұрын

"It's a vulture feeding on someone else's kill" And he's talking to HR. That's an underrated pun.

@vergilmontiero2558 2 жыл бұрын

This is an underrated comment, never thought of that

@archivist_13 Жыл бұрын

Damn never thought of that lol

@zypher3998 11 ай бұрын

Holy ship! That made it more funny lol

@I_killed_that_beard_guy 11 ай бұрын

Explain me please 😢

@thelastpersononearth9765 11 ай бұрын

@@I_killed_that_beard_guyHuman resource

@LastNameBravo23 3 жыл бұрын

8:49 "Can you look up a bit?" *gunshot* "Thank you" gets me everytime lmao

@weafon1532 3 жыл бұрын

He was talking to the sniper

@theriddler3637 3 жыл бұрын

@@weafon1532 who was the sniper? I thought 47 always worked alone

@weafon1532 3 жыл бұрын

@@theriddler3637 he borowed quiet from big bosd

@Sirius10117 2 жыл бұрын

@@theriddler3637 Another unrelated hitman, sent to kill the target. 47 never meets him but this specific quest is to get the sniper a clear shot.

@SamvedIyer 2 жыл бұрын

@@theriddler3637 The sniper, Karan Dhar (known as 'The Kashmirian') operates from a nearby chawl. 47 never meets him unless in one of the mission stories; he simply goes and fixes the Sniper's aim, and the concerned mission story concludes with the Kashmirian sniping the target for you.

@peterirungu4083 3 жыл бұрын

“Hope you weren’t there on the day of his tragic death.” Gold.

@hank2815 3 жыл бұрын

Not only was he there...

@protonjones54 3 жыл бұрын

agent 47: no definitely not ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@atlasreborn7221 3 жыл бұрын

"You could say it *blew me away* "

@VaciliNikoMavich 3 жыл бұрын

It was a *breath taking* experience.

@whitezombie10 Жыл бұрын

Don't worry, I wasn't working *as his guard* that day

@richardzaremba1383 3 жыл бұрын

24:06 Throughout the whole tour, Diana feels like she's trying to get 47 to just kill the lady already.

@volmaaraldovahkiin5346 3 жыл бұрын

I can imagine 47 knowing that, and purposefully making her take the ENTIRE tour just to mess with her. The fact he makes so many double entendres and puns shows he actually, surprisingly, has quite the mischievous soul!

@Resi1ience 2 жыл бұрын

@@volmaaraldovahkiin5346 Agent 47 is literally a fae.

@johncarlofernandez2698 2 жыл бұрын

Diana's mind: what in the bloody hell are you thinking 47?

@denyhaguilar679 2 жыл бұрын

@@johncarlofernandez2698 47(with a little smirk looking at Diana at the corner of his eye): If you watch at your left-

@UchihaFabio 2 жыл бұрын

@@volmaaraldovahkiin5346 and cause he likes her

@neth7826 2 жыл бұрын

"He's just finished the job, perfectly executed." "And.. who is this man?" "It's me." 21:00 god i absolutely love the smugness and cheekiness from 47

@birdboy1092 3 жыл бұрын

What's amazing is that, apart from his disguise, he doesn't really lie at all. He's just so casual that he can say this sort of stuff without anybody raising an eye.

@marcopohl4875 3 жыл бұрын

the one time he did lie, was when he killed someone with a lie detector

@birdboy1092 3 жыл бұрын

Marco Pohl huh... interesting.

@fin9365 Жыл бұрын

11:30 I’m almost positive 47 is more than capable of passing a lie detector, he simply let it go for the theatrical drama, which I am 100% here for.

@hackerman5207 5 ай бұрын

47 is quirky lmao

@stormhawkdude 3 жыл бұрын

"I'm paying you in *exposure,* it can be worth more than money in time my friend." 47, in his head; "Fuck it, this is personal now."

@corvus1221 3 жыл бұрын

This pretty much shows 47's skill as an expert conversationalist He can lie in someone's face before they suspect him of any ill intentions As stated in his biography, 47 is capable of acting more/far out of his normal personality

@workingjoe5599 3 жыл бұрын

He doesn’t lie to anyone he uses doublespeak

@corvus1221 3 жыл бұрын

@@workingjoe5599 I don't understand what doublespeak is?

@Alsry1 3 жыл бұрын

@@corvus1221 saying something in a vague way that can be easily misinterpreted.

@q-tip4723 3 жыл бұрын

That, and he has a wide range of skills and knowledge. Everything from bartending to marksmanship. He has to have an IQ of at least 180, which technically makes him a genius. He is probably on of the most interesting characters to analyze on psychological level.

@lightlysal 3 жыл бұрын

47 is not, however, capable of speaking more/far our of his normal pitch

@callmehanson9466 2 жыл бұрын

You missed my favorite one with Tamara: Tamara: "It's five against one." 47: "Yes. See your mistake?"

@PK-tu4hl Жыл бұрын

It's not five against one, it's five against 47

@jessegd6306 8 ай бұрын

@@PK-tu4hl Okay now that's just having sex in an igloo: Fucking Cold.

@stevencurtis8 3 жыл бұрын

47: look up for me NPC: sure thing ( sniper kills him ) 47: thank you

@pogggaming4470 3 жыл бұрын

Sniper (in far distance) : your welcome

@jackychang9148 3 жыл бұрын

@@pogggaming4470 you're*

@jackychang9148 3 жыл бұрын

@@loganl6953 I almost can't because they're a rarity.

@shougozero259 3 жыл бұрын

That’s what that guy gets for trying to play with exposure

@KekoaRecruit 3 жыл бұрын

Ah so the "47" stands for how many layers of irony he's been spitting.

@thatboyakira4202 3 жыл бұрын

I like that in the mission that Diana is, if you take more time to kill the target she gets more pissed off.

@OhNoTheFace 3 жыл бұрын

It's fun since I figure it's payback since he knows something is up

@chrisriley2321 3 жыл бұрын

For the Father Francesco one im bummed 47 didn't say "I believe in absolution' instead of "I believe in forgiveness". It'd work for the priest disguise and double as a Hitman Absolution title drop refrence. Absolution by definition- formal release from guilt, obligation, or punishment. So it would've worked with his disguise AND doubled as a cheeky reference

@drewabbott6993 3 жыл бұрын

You just need one more like

@chrisriley2321 3 жыл бұрын

@@drewabbott6993 now i need another 19 for a nice number

@jackson14431 3 жыл бұрын

However, absolution was crap, and leaves a bitter taste in peoples mouths to the point alot of them didn't buy IO's hitman.

@chrisriley2321 3 жыл бұрын

@@jackson14431 yeah i can see why. I enjoyed Absolution though

@jackson14431 3 жыл бұрын

@@chrisriley2321 I did too but it's a sore point for the fanbase and a low point for the franchise, so you wouldnt want to mention unless insulting, as is the case with most games easter eggs referring to a bad release in the franchise.

@nooneinparticular5273 2 жыл бұрын

God, watching Rangan get blasted in the face after his "paid in exposure" talk and just watching him be a creep in general in his area is one of the absolute most cathartic kills in the game.

@trainman5675 2 жыл бұрын

@OverDose relaxing

@lordsickomode 2 жыл бұрын

@OverDose I wouldnt say relaxing is the right word, but close. Cathartic is more about satisfaction mixed with relaxation. So plopping onto your couch after a long walk and drinking a cold glass of water would be cathartic, but simply flopping onto your couch under no particular circumstances would be relaxing.

@frazebean5117 Жыл бұрын

For real though he's annoying

@anotheryoutubeaccount5259 8 ай бұрын

Interesting opinion

@redstonecasey4713 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite is the one on the train in the final level of 3. Guard: "How's the patient?" (referring to 47) Disguised 47 (ominously): "Oh, he's up and about."

@kosviik9584 3 жыл бұрын

13:05 is basically Diana being astonished in how much trivia 47 can shit out from nowhere.

@duvan-solis 3 жыл бұрын

I think she gives into fear as he describes the drink and then says is to die for (Reason why she returns the glass I guess)

@BitBANANA222 3 жыл бұрын

@@duvan-solis holy shit I never noticed

@therealisticgamer5834 3 жыл бұрын

47th liked

@duvan-solis 3 жыл бұрын

Hey, we can't let this like amount to change. "I say it shall not change" calmly. Pd: he is or was at 47 (so you know future guy, although he might be in the same amount)

@512TheWolf512 2 жыл бұрын

the best part about flamingo costume dialogue is that 47 sounds like he REALLY hates wearing that bloody costume

@Chopchopok Жыл бұрын

I cracked up when I started the mission in that outfit and saw him doing a mascot dance with his completely stone face.

@burgbass 4 ай бұрын

It looks like it would be absolutely awful to wear, bunch of layers and heavy, AND you have to take into account Florida weather. I’d sound pretty miserable too.

@rw0dyxer012 3 ай бұрын

@@burgbass"It's insulated."

@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 2 жыл бұрын

“So Mr. Reaper, what do you do for a living?” “Let’s just say I am a hit man and I repeatedly murder people.” “Ah, how interesting.”

@nepu-chan7167 3 жыл бұрын

Nurse: "About Mr. Soders; what happened?" 47: "He died." And in other news! The Pope is CATHOLIC? The sky is BLUE? Water is WET? More at 11.

@DN-xi6ge 3 жыл бұрын

Soup is a salad

@dandman9373 3 жыл бұрын

water is wet?

@jcdentongaming1304 3 жыл бұрын

Technically water is wet but not wet at the same time while you boil it. Schrodinger water

@mrschizo2837 3 жыл бұрын

@Isaac Ho Honestly it doesn't matter what you say. SOMEONE is gonna be "that guy" about it. Why do you think "water is wet" is the go to phrase for this context in the first place? Because it WAS obvious and undebatable, until someone decided it wasn't.

@faleilham8334 3 жыл бұрын

And he is Squidward

@myrrhfortheroad 3 жыл бұрын

24:42 "...making each grape quite impossible to ID" This has got to be one of the funniest things 47's ever said! XD

@Jay-ql4gp 3 жыл бұрын

My absolute favorite.. Vidal: It's five against one! 47: Yes. You see your mistake? Vidal: *the horror sets in*

@rey4874 3 жыл бұрын

@MonoChronicle I'm wondering the same

@rey4874 3 жыл бұрын

And if it is can someone timestamp it

@dhanyarrozie 3 жыл бұрын

@MonoChronicle no

@rey4874 3 жыл бұрын

@Isaac Ho aww. Thanks for notifying me

@UchihaFabio 2 жыл бұрын

Her mistake was not trying to kill him in the open Instead she made him go to a secluded place, with 4 guards at meters away from her and the agent

@caleb7461 3 жыл бұрын

"And... Who is this man?" *"It's me"*

@RworldKM 3 жыл бұрын

47 is quite the multi-talented guy. He can make cocktails, teach yoga, make a convincing Doctor's diagnosis, paint a portrait, a competent wine sommelier...

@GalacticSpartan 3 жыл бұрын

Not to mention an artist and can cook.

@infragames5447 3 жыл бұрын

Also he plays like a professional drummer in one mission

@jahtactical 2 жыл бұрын

He can also spin sick fucking beats too

@teresabejma4477 2 жыл бұрын

AND he's an amazing model too

@tahsina.c 2 жыл бұрын

A proficient masseur too

@dreadangel3752 3 жыл бұрын

Rangan said he'd pay the artist in exposure and he STILL took the job? Damn, not only did Rangan deserve the kill, that artist had no self respect.

@MartinozO 3 жыл бұрын

He was in gambling debts.

@HerbertMAK 3 жыл бұрын

13:25 "This is a view to die for." "This is SPARTA!"

@AzumarillConGafasBv 2 жыл бұрын

A Sparta meme in 2021?, that good shit

@the-secret 2 жыл бұрын

Also the woman: uaehh arhhhhhhhhhhh

@denyhaguilar679 2 жыл бұрын

Woman: This is a View to die for... 47: YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!

@emberthefox4951 8 ай бұрын

I love how 47 did a detailed autopsy in the middle of a house sale and that raised absolutely zero suspicion.

@facemcshooty6602 3 жыл бұрын

"should i be worried?" "im not" is as big of a red flag as "will it hurt?" "not for me"

@lindadesevrenjacquet1633 3 жыл бұрын

23:56 "Yo, where'd the boss go?" 47: "Im not sure, he looked a little dead, after i was fini-" "Nope" **Closes door**

@aaron-gz 3 жыл бұрын

"Freedom." Or "I am not getting paid enough for this"

@SonikkuXenoHearts3587 2 жыл бұрын

Guy was like screw this

@theasexualidiot4803 2 жыл бұрын

He knew that this dude straight up murdered his boss and he realized “I’m not even going to get a paycheck now so this isn’t my job!”

@TheHutchy01 Жыл бұрын

@@theasexualidiot4803 "Contract expired with the boss, so why should I give a shit?"

@twinodoom 5 ай бұрын

"I'll go check somewhere else."

@topsecret1837 2 жыл бұрын

Maelstrom: “You showed great skill with that razor, my friend. In another life, I could have used a man like you.” The irony.

@topsecret1837 2 жыл бұрын

The irony being Maelstrom is the target, and he’s saying that believing 47’s services would be helpful for himself as a would-be client.

@j.vinton4039 3 жыл бұрын

“Excuse me. You should try this, It’s to die for” I love serving food and drinks just to hear the shit 47 says to ppl

@Jarock316 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite: Psst, wrap your lips around this.

@whitezombie10 Жыл бұрын

Same

@itismefinn 3 жыл бұрын

14:33 47 sounds like he is trying to hold his laugh.

@Jknight416 3 жыл бұрын

And they say that 47 is antisocial...

@DigitalRRS 3 жыл бұрын

Antisocial isn’t the same as unsocial. They are very different things.

@forickgrimaldus8301 3 жыл бұрын

He is more introverted or at worst emotionally Autistic as in he finds difficulty expressing emotion, not that he does not feel emotions.

@forickgrimaldus8301 3 жыл бұрын

In my opinion, this is perfectly written as he is built to be a killer so having him have difficulty expressing emotion is built in to him, similar to 40ks Space Marines having difficulty socializing with regular humans. (like being unable to find the difference with literal speech and figure of speech.)

@DigitalRRS 3 жыл бұрын

@@forickgrimaldus8301 It’s funny you say “emotionally autistic”. I find that I act like a lot like 47, and it’s primarily due to having autism myself.

@johnwestensnorris6391 3 жыл бұрын

@@DigitalRRS Interesting...so in your opinion it's perfectly possible Agent 47 is on the spectrum?

@sadchiefanakin1496 2 жыл бұрын

"Wait, isn't that poisonious?" "Yes" I laughed so hard.

@User-xw6kd 3 жыл бұрын

Do you dance Mr Reaper? "I like to lose myself in a crowd." 😂

@Crumbite. 3 жыл бұрын

19:12 I'm not over how they have the pictures of the ink blotches and the words of which is related with each one in the background

@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 3 жыл бұрын

Just to help the player get an answer if they are stuck I guess

@MrJinglejanglejingle 3 жыл бұрын

@@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 Its also ULTRA-corporate. Like, that shit isn't even a joke. I watched it and realized that it basically WAS an actual interview.

@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 3 жыл бұрын

@@MrJinglejanglejingle so what your saying is in an actual interview the employers aren't actually interested in your personal choices and pushes you to a corner?

@MrJinglejanglejingle 3 жыл бұрын

@@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 Perfect description.

@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 3 жыл бұрын

@@MrJinglejanglejingle HAH, when did corporate giants ever care for their employees?

@yords7750 3 жыл бұрын

8:49 47 says thank you in a lower voice here and it sounds so cold, absolutely perfect. Almost as if he was talking the other assassin.

@247HOPALONG 3 жыл бұрын

Doctor what happened?! He died. Just plain good

@thatboyakira4202 3 жыл бұрын

In my professional opinion... THE HEAVY WAS KILLED

@koutetsushimobe 3 жыл бұрын

@@thatboyakira4202 I don't think it's anything to worry about.

@thatboyakira4202 3 жыл бұрын

@@koutetsushimobe well, now what?

@kabbablabba4073 2 жыл бұрын

i love how 47 never lies. he is always *technically* telling the truth even when hiding his true intentions and actions.

@dvdv7777 3 жыл бұрын

47's utterly dry humor is hilarious. Love it.

@atlasguytinyproductions55 3 жыл бұрын

“And you couldn’t find anything else to wear?” “Correct.” “Wow, you must live a crazy life my friend” “You have no idea.” Omfg, this game’s developer’s have their own sense of humor.

@Brodes235 2 жыл бұрын

14:32 “wait isn’t that poisonous” “yes” “should I be concerned?” “I’m not” lmao

@astronautindisguise 10 ай бұрын

The hard cut of 47 talking up his abilities as a pretend-therapist with threatening music, to him actually giving a proper therapy session at 2:27 is comedy movie worthy.

@cc-5579 3 жыл бұрын

It fascinates me how 47 can be so cold and calculating while also keeping a good sense of humor IN THE SAME SENTENCE.

@thedirtyhalfdozen4269 3 жыл бұрын

I like how 47 always finds a way to hint what he does for a living in conversation

@theomegablade6415 Жыл бұрын

"And... who is this man?" "It's me" You can almost hear him smiling with joy.

@darkrye2317 3 жыл бұрын

My favorite one is the New York job interview. He basically tells the interviewer exactly what he does for a living and gets away with it! Bravo to the writing team of these games

@inbredduck1487 3 жыл бұрын

Can't believe this is the "HEY A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY" guy

@manuelcartagena8052 2 жыл бұрын

Get the new LEGO Hitman!

@user-qp5yu1zq1m 2 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@mecavica 3 жыл бұрын

The way 47 said "He died." got me on the floor 😂

@septarria 2 жыл бұрын

Same here :D

@AO6TC 3 жыл бұрын

Well , No more Hitman for atleast 5-7 years , Very sad But still One of the Finest Modern Stealth Trilogies ever made

@RicardoPerez-rz8pu 3 жыл бұрын

That's Bullshit that long ? I'd mean come on we're gonna have to wait that long until they come up with some new ones ?

@katech6020 3 жыл бұрын

@@RicardoPerez-rz8pu IO is making a 007 game next, that is why

@RicardoPerez-rz8pu 3 жыл бұрын

@@katech6020 007 ? Never thought I'd see that .

@katech6020 3 жыл бұрын

@@RicardoPerez-rz8pu they teased it after releasing Hitman 3

@RicardoPerez-rz8pu 3 жыл бұрын

@@katech6020 I've never heard it after the release of Hitman 3 I've never saw the trailer of it

@sashimiroll5055 3 жыл бұрын

HR: That’s, uh...graphic. 47: *YES* (20:32)

@q-tip4723 3 жыл бұрын

I was laughing my ass off through out the entire interview! He's not subtle, but he's just subtle enough to get by.

@doihatd4595 3 жыл бұрын

And you can hear his smile when he says it

@nlgachu7536 3 жыл бұрын

"hey, what do you do here?" "just killing .... time"

@solidpat221 3 жыл бұрын

Isn’t that poisonous? Should I be concerned? I’m not.

@BlueV205 2 жыл бұрын

I swear Rangan's death is every artists' wet dream lmfao.

@kurtsurban2081 Жыл бұрын

9:39 Look at 47's hands. You think he ever feels like its a now or never moment when he does this?

@maxducks2001 2 жыл бұрын

8:46 That has got to be the most casual yet badass kill I’ve seen in years.

@golfclubthatkilledjoel706 3 жыл бұрын

13:26 *Now this is a view to die for.* 47:Deal

@friedipar 3 жыл бұрын

It must be somewhat frustrating for Diana to see 47 pass up on so many accident opportunities during the tour on the vineyard

@SHADOWscreepypasta 2 жыл бұрын

Dude was just trolling at that point. She knows he could get a kill any way he wants. And yet he refused to do so.

@trigonosefal2525 10 ай бұрын

Na she NEED to know how this good ol quality wine was made before she Duckin die

@Unfazed1888 4 ай бұрын

That’s Diana. xD

@furiscafynn6275 3 жыл бұрын

47's dry sense of humour is really something else. It's a clever way to really get the player included more in the situation

@JeremyBX 3 жыл бұрын

My favorite thing about Agent 47 is that he does not lie. Ever. Everything he answers is technically the truth; he’s always answering vaguely about about his job as an assainator...... .....which makes it so you always love to hear more dialogue from him.

@duvan-solis 2 жыл бұрын

He said "no" when asked if he was send to kill her.

@hamsterfloat 2 жыл бұрын

@@duvan-solis He did not kill her actually... she died due to an accident. :3

@chargingnoisesintensify6335 3 жыл бұрын

0:47 i love how aggressively 47 says correct

@A1phaWolf150 Жыл бұрын

Convenient timestamp

@nicolesong6199 2 жыл бұрын

16:58 lol ‘oh mr rieper is in many ways a man out of time’ that’s just so admiring and accurate. in one way, he’s a clone who will hardly age. he also fits in with his suits and disguises in any time period. also i like how diana & rieper aren’t supposed to know each other very well but diana can’t help but be admiring and tell how she sees 47. of course it’s probably for our benefit :) 17:32 and then he becomes ‘your guy’ like she’s smarter than your average oblivious target and is figuring it out.