11:03 - This is absolutely hilarious😂😂😂

“There are no witnesses if no one is alive to witness” - Sun tzu art of hitman.

When you're asleep at the mission briefing so you decide to make sure you got the target

5:28 “perfect timing mr kruger , get out there and knock em dead ” Mr kruger : sure

11:04 "i walked through the valley of the shadow of death" and took a look at my life AND REALISE THERES NOTHING LEFT

How to get put on an FBI watchlist:

38:21 that laugh when brodie hit the corner and thought he was Scott free because “only a deranged lunatic would chase after me”

3:32 Agent 47: *_They call me “Ass”assin._*

I’ve messed around on this mission a few times and had no idea the dude by the helicopter you can disguise as. This game just amazes me at the replay-ability

Who else thought he was gon kill everyone in the crowd 😭

“Did u kill the target?” “……yes”

“I’m the best gunslinger in the valley!” Proceeds to die instantly

15:08 the most understated dialogue of all time

To be precise he didn’t kill everyone. Some of the guests elected to promptly dissolve into the air.

35:56 "This guy's a god damn maniac!" *Nods*

This is basically an accurate telling of what would have happened if Derek Zoolander had a psychotic break and went postal.........

Bro took "covering your tracks" to another level 💀💀💀

dripped up in balenciaga killing everyone.

3:10 respect for the cross you drew before ending the sleeping man's life

Hitman has talent-he can make everyone become every body

If this game had multiplayer you would totally dominate it

When Voldemort had enough of the Death Eaters.

them finding the body while 47 was casually walking the runway was fucking hilarious

You should have activated the fireworks while walking to the chopper, that would have been the ultimate badass ending

Legends have it the game is tallying non target kills 😂💀

Always unrealistic when you consider that, in real life, every SWAT team in Paris plus probably the army would be on the scene after the first gunshots out in the open

Your aiming skills are impeccable. I'm beyond impressed.

"Why accomplish the misson if you have time to kill some more" - Hitman book chapter 1

29:47 is THE moment

The cctv recording him stalking is the best part 😂

11:03 When I tell you I started WHEEZING 😂

18:13 *literal gunshots coming from the next room* Guy: hold on let me fix my tie

Bro let his intrusive thoughts win😂

5:28 "perfect timing mr kruger, get out there and knock em dead." 47: and i took that personally

Firing into the crowd... "Bullet impact noticed" 🤣

Bro killed the half population of France with this mission☠️

Paris is so peaceful town😊 Until hitman arrives

437 victims, for those who want to know

Bro. When he threw the grenade and grabbed the rifle I’m like “oh, oh damn it’s go time now huh”

5:47 i can't stop laughing at him posing😭

9:10 , my man is truly an assassin

bro took eliminate all threats too seriously

"Man, I sure hope Diana doesn't fire me for this"

I swear every time i watch anything of this game it just impresses me more and more. This trilogy is a masterpiece. Such a different type of game, so unique. The effort they put into it is just insane.

This is the most reasonable fashion show I've ever seen. Oh the designs were pretty cool too.

That's not a hitman, that's stalin and hitler possessing him at the same time.

19:40 “come out and show me that weapon” “right away sir here you go, have a good look down the wrong end of its barrel will ya”

Agent should be a model on the side lmao

This happens when counter strike player plays any stealth game

5:48 47 slaying hard!!

3:05 making a cross before a headshot is cold af😂❄️

3:33 stay focus on the mission 47😂😂

When Patrik Bateman disguise as Agent 47

Just an average school day in the US… Well done!

22:24 did that guy just jump 💀 Bro went out on his own terms 😎🤟

It is eerie how this player plays these sharp laser cut but swift movements. I hope that he is mentally sound

Thumbnail looks like Voldemort about to duel in cross wands.

5:16 when people finally realise you also know how to slay a runway

Agent 47: "Everyone died in style".

The “huh?” at 39:39 really got me. As if you caught him by surprise 😂

Police's honest reaction to the mass genocide going on :

I have a challenge for you, kill only the security guards with a screwdriver, you can throw the screwdriver or melee but you cannot have more than 1 screwdriver. You must retrieve the same screwdriver if you throw it and do this challenge without being compromised. Ive tried, it's impossible I think you might be able to

"Well done, 47."

22:24 lmaoo that would have been my reaction to this massacre😂😂

I hope this serves as a concept video of some assassin known for his stealth, ending up having to kill literally everyone involved

3:06 that was so hilarious! Thank you!

47 is always so nice when hes talking to people too, its kinda funny

47 ate that catwalk modeling up omg 5:30

I truly suck at these kill everyone challenges you are very good

You're crazy for this one, Helmut!

This trilogy left a mark on me its one of those game that you'll never forget

12:11 at this point I was just thinking if they had a cloning machine for the guards

Agent 47 but if he were an Eversor Assassin from Warhammer 40K:

Watching this makes me wish more stealth games don't penalize players for going the lethal route. Sometimes i feel like im missing out half of the game's content on the killing/aggressive style because im stressing myself to get a good score or rank in stealth games. Sure they don't stop you from going lethal but i always feel like crap seeing those negative final scores and felt obligated to never use lethal approach. It'd be a nice option if the game rewards you with a cool unlockable if you kill everyone and not just put unlockables based on doing it with the least casualties. 😅 Rambles aside, really fun video to watch. I love how you still try to do it clean and professional even if you can finally let loose with all the guns you can get your hands on!

This was so brutally cold-hearted and efficient. A beautiful dance.

Man you were popping headshots like a bottle of champagne

Hitman 3 developers-now non-target kills give you points Ont1c points-9363964926482539252946926394638648352982540101

im glad we don't go to the same school lmao

just realized that hitman 2016 and hitman 3 are like the same XD

😂😂😂😂😂 Modeling hitman that scene was just the most hilarious thing I never seen fashion but deadly same time

thats 453 non target kills by the way

I had no idea you can walk the runway lol. And it took so long to get comprised and these headshots are insane. I wish I could play this good 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Good thing 47 is able to shrug off the occasional bullet wound

3:32 I see u are also a man of culture 🍺🗿

Remember , No French :)))))

@ont1c Really enjoyed your gameplay style! Its been a while for me playing the game so thanks.

Pumped up kicks intensified

05:00 moment when 37 became Volan Demort

I'm going to show this to my 13 year old son who's edgy and gets bullied in school. Thanks for sharing!

I didn't know this was a mass murder simulator!

"please hold still"

"No loose ends"

Hitman ❌ Hit-many ✅

No cater waiter was spared by The Butcher of Fashion Week. The Devil really does wear Prada.

Dope 💯

Helmut kruger waking up next day: why the hell i see 5 blinking stars...

23:42 the leg shot 😂

Everytime i see HitMan this game brings back so much nostalgic sad memories with my Dad 🕊️☹️He loved this game so much and Each week i would come over we would smoke and we play He always showed me that there are always multiple ways to kill the targets on missions so u get a different outcome everytime 😭this game was TOOO ahead of its time 😢💯

Damn, bruh, this dude memorized every step, *EVERYTHING!*

Wait…you can disguise yourself on this mission to pass the security?!?!?! Well I’ll be