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StealthGamerBR ™ remember cool guys don't look at explosions

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Question: what "BR" means at the end of your name?

I WAS THINKING THE SAME PAL . Like ... I’m dying to see 47 wear a dress ... JUST ONCE PLEASE

Big gay

@@reynhacoezy5510 Harry Partridges Hitman Absolution: Hiding In Plain Sight. You can see this disguise if you really want.

Brad, let the kids play

😂

hell nah, i would just nigerundayo outta there

On some Jeepers Creepers kind of shit! And if you happen to be someone who passes by the scarecrow, thinking it looks pretty real before getting a radio call, then looking back to see the scarecrow was gone!

Fuck no I would tell everyone on the radio about the bodies and tell them to leave or I would leave alone

@@itspurplepaw6163 i will NIGERUNDAYO so fast, black people will think I said the n word cause I run past them so fast they won't here the RUNDAYO part

RUN

Has a real "I'm dead, that's mildly annoying" energy to it

True

for some reason i really don’t like the look of hitman absolution, idk it’s saturation or lighting or what

@@killar1one yeah i don't like it too

@@killar1one disagree entirely. The entire atmosphere of the game is beautifully dark and immersive for a stealth assassin game!

The Lighing... The latex...

vanillacokejunky and utterly unecessary

Freddy krueger, dude.

The developers r sick 👏👏🙌🙌👊 awesome

vanillacokejunky it was

It reminds me of jeepers creepers

Of course its cgi , even cgi movies from 2000s look good today

The graphics for next-gen will most likely look better than that cutscene.

@@quora_treasure_trove dont be silly

@@jameshay6926 It's true though this trailer was made in like 2012 the graphics cards at the time used to make this probably cost nothing but a few hundred dollars now.

Irony. Games have better looking curscenes today but are so buggy that they don't play anything close to smooth.

This shows that u never mess with agent 47,no matter how skilled u are

We have you out numbered 1 to 8 See your mistake ?

@@suitmanwithaknife4400 This shows that in video games and hollywood movies people always want to see a hero who kills an entire army. That's all.

That is called Formidophobia

"Accident"

@@agentreilas7308 Gas leaks. If it works with magical death tournament, it works with rocket launchers.

RPG7 is a grenade launcher...

Mission accomplished. Every enemy operative just bought the farm. Their employers will follow soon after.

When you mess with 47 you make sure he's dead otherwise say hello to hades

Ditto

@@coolbeans3752 o.o

@@MercyWolff Ditto = same here

@@coolbeans3752 i know :3 lol

I'm hauling ass in whatever is nearby if 10 people are dead in 5 seconds

Smartest joke I've seen

Yeah. Hitman absolution's ai is...

This sounds so familiar... Where is this from?

yeah they find their murdered colleagues and are like "pfff looks like we need an ambulance" instead of "this person has been recently murdered and we need to raise the alarm"

I’m sorry for this but I don’t get the joke.

Seaal Mid Agent 47. His name isn’t Hitman lmao.

welp everyone makes mistakes, I apologize

Seaal Mid Nah man I was just joking haha.

This game is crazy 🤦😲😨😢🤣🤣🤣🤣

Not only did he not break a sweat, he also never so much as cracked a smile.

hahahaha yeah men hahaha

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

ROFL!!!!

nice hocam :D

I guess you could say, "Those women got FUCKED."

They are a more deadly version of Mjonir.

Nun of tem survived

NUN

47: call an ambulance... but not for me!

but one that kill the killers of spring breakers

I would die to see this.

I remember someone saying (in regards to the two failed attempts at making a Hitman movie) that a great way to do a Hitman movie would be from the perspective of a target, completely paranoid, he can be anywhere or anyone, can kill you in a variety of ways, some of which will look like an accident, completely dedicated to his job, cannot be swayed in any way.

@@basedbattledroid3507 and the target need to be smart to make it a good 2 hour long movie or 3 to stay a step a head of him of not being killed

@@basedbattledroid3507 Maybe a Hitman TV show or would be better?

lmao

YASSS

In 2:56 you can hear Rick from Rick and Morty

You mean the war nun you wanted to see right? Not the horror nun?

lol

But it's hot so shhhhhhh

I don't think anyone is truly aware of how dangerous 47 is, Even the agency does not know, From when 47 was created till now he's just known for being a hitman, Its easy to underestimate him regardless of your power of authority

That's every generic assasination fantasy. No surprise.

Have you updated your LinkedIn page as an assain expert?

I am not going to defend the game but seriously if there is one concern I have is when people object to certain movies or games because it's not realistic. How can someone make proper use of their imagination if they "try to avoid extreme exaggerations'"? This criticism really is anti imagination which is really anti fun. Try to think on this before saying things like high heels are not used by master killers. I am not saying that you are wrong in thinking that high heels are a bad idea in a battle zone but come on man really, if you try to minimize exaggerations you really are not being open minded in terms of entertainment

XD

😂

Are none of us gonna talk how negative my guys score is

@@Uncurstedbread its in the millions probally

He was looking in the wrong direction and got hit in the back of the neck, which means 47 wasn't where he thought he was.

HAHAHA

Same

Yeah it was way harder... Like just killing one soldier somehow informed everyone on the planet...

A jedi is he not

But a Fighter he is

Agent 47 doesn't *use* holsters. He casually calls for the weapon, and it comes to him.

😂 Nice one .

would be cool if you could steal guard radios like in Berlin to figure out what's going on probably

nah, because most of the time, these levels were forcing you to use it at some point, like you couldn't sneak past some security, because of it. You needed to use this dumb shit in order to get pass people, which at the same time feels like no effort, hold Ctrl key and move however you want to lol

Would be acceptable against enforcers but would kinda render them useless.

@@thelonelyghostK Maybe add a "Grand Enforcer"? Ones who would immediately recognize you unless you blend in

"Cool guys don't look at explosions...."

@Behemoth Gaming He ded

At least yours scares the birds. Mine cant even do that

rmisionero Agreed 👍🏼👍🏼

reminds me of deus ex human revolution. you have a choice to kill everyone or just make them all go to sleep by firing tranquilizers.

Not only that... But agent 47 would kill a target from controlled accidents.

Show me your weiner schnitzels No it isn't. It's art. But I get the point you're trying to make as well.

Show me your weiner schnitzels if you grew up playing metal gear and stealth games like I did, getting spotted for a split second is very easy to fix, you actually have a big window. It is even necessary to intentionally get spotted, so you can close in on the field of vision for a melee kill, or to prolong your aim. It's not so hard as you make it seem, but it's a clutch gaming as well.

Javi Bentué Still awesome.

It's stealth if nobody is alive to see it

It's steath if you kill who saw you before he tells the other guys

It's stealth if people don't know it wasn't an accident (?)

The job is to stay untraceable, whether you take one shot or blow an entire gas station

Trevelyn - too not to

Getting offed by them would probably be a pretty hot show

Then the mission works on the 12 year olds in the audience

CamTheKitty haha

you don't have to be 12 years old to like sexy women.

...and Hitman 3 is garbage, imo.

​@@TumbongMarcoshow

@@TumbongMarcos do you even own the game? because hitman 2016-hitman 3 are amazing

That's because the latest trilogy took almost everything from this game... animations,mobility,gunplay,stealth ..basically thanks to Absolution we got the WOA trilogy

It was at this moment he knew .. HE FUCKED UP XD

Your videos are a masterpiece

Dunkey agrees: 10/5 MASTAPEECE

no offense as I love your videos but in this you are killing non targets and even get seen. Not exactly stealthy. Hitman games are piss easy if you kill everyone

StealthGamerBR ™ even if this is an upload from almost a year ago it's nice to see the older videos and how much effort you put into it back then. And even more effort in your current videos. Love the work, keep it up! Still think the bloopers video would be a nice addition to the channel, just for a funnier side instead of all the killing. ;)

dishonored 1 or two cause i have for dishonored one

Lmao

They worked pretty hard back to that year, it's pretty much acceptable.

Just helluva lot of penetration.

probably due to the monitor frequency, since when you set it to 144 hertz, the game starts to behave strangely

@Ice31 That doesnt make him a pervert either

@Ty rapper guy more like a simp you mean

@@vn9574 Define simp

I would identify as female and then become a nun.

@@Jolteon52 Get with the times. I already became a girl and dresses sexy af

Well both things do happen..... But again is there ever a reason to be having a chaotic shootout with people? Unless you get caught on the spot your way better of not doing that

@@xulnad You got a point

It's StealthGamer thats why.

Correction:It flew into 47's hand.

It seems like God is handling 47's guns.

Hitman is a Jedi exposed

The Outsider send it to Steathgamer!

Soren Alik Johnny Sinns

😉🍆 🍑

Well, they have one thing in common. If you see him, you're fucked.

dandini0698 Lol.

Bald man nail 8 nuns

정진우 those headshots scare me to death!

정진우 Yo it's a video game

The knife throwing as a Scarecrow was cool. I run into a room, guns blazing and leaves when all bofies hit the ground, including the cleaners and prostitutes and anyone who was unfortunate enough to pass my way.

Hmm for me he was in a shower then they blew him up

professionals leave behind no evidence, maybe an calling card now and then but that's about it. No finger prints, no evidence, no bullet casings, no witnesses and nothing that forensic can trace. like a ghost. now that's professionalism.

Desno He could blind his enemies

but no sunrays to reflect off of his head :(

Trevelyn - Similar to Krillin from Dragon Ball with his Solar Flare head

S͞p͞e͞c͞t͞r͞a͞l͞i͞t͞e Krillan doesn't need Ki to use Solar flare

Trevelyn - But his head is still shiny af

i was searching for this comment

Nerya Avraham Mofaz he didn't miss he just didn't kill him

it scared me.

Nerya Avraham Mofaz The guy dodged ... But died right after :^P

Just one hair longer than the others. He fixed it.

Wraith450 bad mentality. That way he cant grt an indication wether or not this video was actually good

Mastermind?? Come on!

One and only Chuck Norris

Himself

Saitama

Thanos

U mom

Inferus equitem not if you never finish the game.

Your alrightttt boahhh

Yes

Where did you find this pic?

It's so much weirder when the guy changes his name and pfp

Are you saying that is not awesome?

When I first watched it I thought something was up and seeing this comment made me realize agent 47 is a Jedi

Agent 47 is a jedi

Agent 47 is a sith :/

When you train so hard in assassinations, guns just come to you instead of you reaching for them.

Stephen Reed this not a COD video brah

woosh

Renner no thots

Оу шит мэн

@@user-si4om5pc8n can you speak English

This is absolutely the worst Hitman game by a large margin. Blood Money and Hitman 2016 are far better stealth games and the AI Hitman 2016 is very competent.

Tbf they’re on a mission to eliminate agent 47. The alarm doesn’t really get higher than that.

@@whereammy i disagree, i hated absolution first when it came out but the more i played it, the more i like it, it brought new dimension to 47 as a character. he's not just some bald guy running around throwing lock on target homing briefcase. hitman 2016 was weak compare to blood money.

Thats exactly what the Metal Gear AI does and they do it pretty damn fast

apple seed He IS supposed to be emotionless killing machine. Idk about absolution but in 2016 whenever a dead body is found they all get on my ass. And unlike in the old games it's hard to just kill everybody if even possible.

If u tried the hardest level of this game then u won't say so

(basically every stealth game)

no, it's just Agent 47 is too good

They react like its nothing LOLOL

lol

son of GOD

Nope, I came here to see this: 8:09

thanks donald trump

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@@VandarkVideo perfection

Lol

.... Why? Because he did something in a game? Something that was built into the game and intended to be done by players? That's a terrible reason to like a video. All he's doing is playing a game and recording it, how is that special?

its hard, right? living in negative town? :(

Jeepers Creepers

@@I_am_a_cat_ because he liked that part of the video? these people always being negative like whats ur problem

@@bryanestevez4880 I have lots of problems, mainly other people. People really do get offended way too easily though. I was just being an asshat out of boredom when I left that comment.

Sister Act 2 - Second To Nun

@@donnamoncrief9563 😂

Michael Easley that's exactly what I was thinking. Lol

LOL "Don't Go in to The TALL GRASS!!!!!!!"

John Wick is supposed to remind you Hitman.

John wick is no match for 47