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Hitman game : Get Silent Assassin Hitman Movie : Non-target killed -1000

The hitman movies are just us when we don’t feel like being sneaky

I find it hilarious how Diana supposedly sends 48 because she didn't trust 47, yet in the actual games, (SPOILERS TO HITMAN 3) she trusts her life with him SEVERAL TIMES. Hell, in the final open level of HITMAN 3, she literally isn't even phased when she is about to be killed, simply because she knows 47's there. "Good, I was starting to worry." "Were you?" "No."

Hitman would be good as a TV show. Every episode shows different target. Instead of a cop show or csi show, Hitman would show the art of murder without evidence. Genius.

lol they made an action movie based off a stealth game

Things that bothered me while watching the movie: - Superhacker equipment - Almost no stealth - The instinct only the girl has which I've just realized they took it from absolution, as you said - 47 betrays the agency for absolutely no reason whatsoever. He's killed thousands of targets, some of them being other agents, and yet he can't kill her? - His looks

Hitman Game: Kill as little non targets as possible Hitman movie: Kill everyone if you can and fire your unsilenced weapon in a train station then your a proper hitman

This movies agent 47 is like how I play hitman not how it's meant to be played

You know, Hitman could probably work as a Heist Movie, just instead of a heist, it's a list of targets that need to die.

Hitman game: Use gear and items from your surroundings to eliminate your target, avoid collateral damage. Hitman movie: haha gun go brrrr

Hitman is one of the best game franchiss imo. The movie didn’t understand what hitman is

This is Hitman but it's a Bigmooney's Kill Everyone run.

Remember in Hitman Bloodmoney when you had to find a guy during Mardegras, kill him, and then kill his own hired hitmen who were hired to kill you. The level is effectively about assassins being hired to kill each other and 47 coming out on top.

As a person who played Hitman: Absolution as my first hitman game, it's a fun game until you play the other Hitman games.

17:42 Haven't laughed this hard in a while.

Would've been hilarious if the Agent in the elevator was the real 47 doing his job by killing fake47 and the target.

Just get Johnny Sins my dude

Non-target killed - The movie

Remove: - stealth - robotic training - 47's mysterious personality and ethic values (no kill rule even if he doesn't feel emotions supposedly) - htiman's unique skills and high intelligence - robotic but funny and interesting social interactions - infiltrating in any place to do any job, blending in, being a ghost - exotic locations - blank slate appeareance, no emotions revealed + acting disturbingly calm while people are dying and stuff - badass one liners and badassery in general Keep: - suit, barcode and a tie You got yourself a Hitman movie!

My older brother and I always had this belief that a Hitman movie would be best as a comedy movie. This would be perfect, as everybody else would be extremely confused and the audience would be dying laughing at how stupid the methods used are, while Agent 47 himself is the serious character in the movie. Imagine an action scene that is crafted beautifully, but instead of explosions and gunfights, Agent 47 beats the shit out of every person in the room with a spaghetti can. It would be amazing.

Imagine this: A TV miniseries starring Agent 47, but he's not the leading character with the most screen time. Instead, it centers around charismatic fun characters which are his targets, and they all are connected to an overarching plot even though they have their own dedicated episodes (kinda like in the new Hitman game). And occassionally, scenes cut to Agent 47 preparing and arriving at destinations. While we follow his targets, we get glimses of him in the background, as he's taking on disguises, interacting with objects/people while tracking and following his targets (kinda like in the movie It Follows). If anything needs further clarification of what killing methods he's gonna use, everything turns into a split-screen (like in Blood Money) and you get to see what he's doing at the same time as you watch the target. What I'm basically saying is, the Hitman franschise would work fantastically with the slasher format.

should i be ashamed that this was the film that actually introduced me to the Hitman franchise as a whole? i feel like i should be

this movie is the "stealth is optional" meme

would it have been so hard to make 47's bald head actually look bald?

0/10 For my movie review, no killer Homing Breifcase used.

Hit man could have made a really good movie if they’d actually focused on him killing people in creative ways while still having at least a somewhat mediocre story.

Did anyone else think that he sounded alot like William dafoe when he was pretending to be agent 47 during the interrogation scene

This movie is a disgrace to the hitman franchise. Just awfull.

Pop quizz: Tell me one strong point and one weakness of 47 He's amazing at deception, disguising, planning and executing a plan to kill a target without being seen He's fricking fragile, and not meant for direct combat, I thought the games made that pretty clear

So when this movie was released, I was at basic training. On family day, my family and I went to go see a movie. It was either this or a Man From Uncle. My dumbass not being able to see any of the trailers for this being a massive Hitman fan went to see this movie on my family day..... THIS. Instead of A Man From Uncle.... I hate myself

2007 Hitman was completely watchable. People think I'm crazy, then I make them watch Agent 47, and then they agree.

The ending is... interesting depending on how you interpret it. The REAL agent 47 arrives to "clear things up."

The 2007 version woth Timothy Olyphant was actually pretty damn good. Not perfect. Was a little cheesy and tried too hard with making us care about Agent 47 wanting to stop being a coldblooded human robot because of some hooker he saved, but still. It focused more on espionage, disguises, stashed weapons, escape plans, etc. Instead of turning it into some damm fast and the furious movie like this one. Also, the whole thing with the Hitman games is the wide variety of unique locations around the world and different situations for him to stealth through. If someone could grasp that, they might have the basis of a good Hitman movie on their hands.

From certain angles the actor looks like 47 but i’m so glad someone else finally gets my point about his head, i tried explaining this to my friends and they just thought i was completely fucking mental. Edit: Also i was a bit confused because during the early parts of the film the cinematography and dialogue frames 47 like a resident evil villain, ominously chasing the main character.

Hitman games: silent assassin Hitman movies: AbSoLuTiOn

Game: Anthony Fantano 47 Movie: Gru 47

Hitman is the kind of thing that works great as a game and awful as a movie

I’ve got 2 words for you... *”R e m e m b e r m e ?”*

11:32 this is the “sir this is Wendy’s” meme before it was popular.

You're wrong, the reason why Agent 47's gun went off is because ever since Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull people use defective firing when the plot needs it.

When I first saw this movie and how 47 was being portrayed as a villain in the first twenty minutes, I thought it was going to be an awesome movie. Agent 47 as the main antagonist? What could possibly go wrong? You know...besides that not being the case at all.

The stunt actor looked more like hitman than the guy who played hitman.

When you name the movie after 47 but your main focus is a random girl who happens to be an agent too.

Despite the fact that Timothy Olyphant says Hitman is the only movie he would've not done if he could have a career do-over, he was definitely the best Agent in the film series. He at least tried his best to convey the character with his personality, movement and stealth. This is like how the first Mortal Kombat was loveable but not that great, but its sequel is maybe the chinciest looking and just plain bad action movies ever released in theaters.

This movie is like anti hitman. 47 was never the kind to go guns blazing apart from that mediocre absolution game. The movie should have focused on 47 travelling around the world just doing his job, finding ways to get around an impenetrable fortress, at the end of the movie just connect the few sublots together with a figure in the middle and bam you got a hitman movie.

I just want a Hitman movie where 47 does all the shit he does in the games- tons of disguises and cheesy dialogue as people can't see through his disguises, people dying in Final Destination accidents, poison everywhere, remote bombs on vehicles- and yes, double Silverballer action scenes when discovered. It's a great concept for a stunt-heavy movie and a tense thriller.

4:25 so that’s why I have bill wurtz in the recommended bar

Recently saw the film for myself, the floorplates on his magazines say 38 super, although it is said they are 45s. Did 47 just pick up his silverballers in Mexico?

On a semi related note, Uwe Boll ended becoming a renowned restaurant owner. Talk about real life is stranger than fiction.

Manga: the game Netflix adaptation:

2:01 “47’s head is very cylindrical” I’m sorry, what? That means his head is shaped like a fuckin can... Spherical maybe? lol

The "I hate myself" tune at 4:19 is an elegant touch to this video.

"hitman absolution was terrible" *proceeds to show reviews giving an 8/10*

14:20 i feel like this scene deserves abit more credit, before he kicks the table, the interrogator mentions the rifle has a hair trigger, meaning the rifle can be discharged much easier, therefore, 47 kicking the table to set it off isnt completely unlikely

How to make a proper hitman movie in 10 steps. Step 1: Actually play the game to get a feeling of how it works. Step 2: Set it in multiple locations that make it feel unique. Step 3: Recreate and come up with the best creative kills. Step 4: Have an original story or base it on one of the games like the five fathers story. Step 5: Have the voice actor of Diana Burnwood appear in the film. Step 6: Don't over edit the film and have an amazing soundtrack. Step 7: Have good actors. Step 8: See if you actually are a filmmaker who can actually follow these steps. Step 9: Don't be Hollywood or Uwe Boll. Step 10: Know that there's one or more person in the comments going to complain about this. You know who you are so zip it because I know your going to complain.

the 2007 hitman movie is pretty good. It's essentially 47 salvaging a failed mission.

i don't know if you noticed or just didn't care to mention but agent 48 was also carrying what looked like the iconic dual silverballers. It's almost as if this movie knew how to make a decent adaptation but decided to go with this garbage. Anyway great video, keep up the good work!

At the very end of the movie, just before the credits, a severely more accurate Agent 47 gets shot by the movie's 47.

5:24 I've never seen the movie so I don't know how bad it really is but from what I can tell, that really isn't an appropriate excuse. It's just a running motif that a lot of composers use. Granted, instead of shoving it down your throat, most composers would rather create very different tracks and "sneak" the motif/chord progression in to get your brain subconsciously hooked to the notes.

A Hitman movie should be like Anton Chigurh's scenes from No Country for Old Men. Where it just follows a man who kills everyone he comes across with ease, and maybe shows the psychology of a trained killing machine along the way. Oh, and the cinematography and action should be like the CG Trailers.

Oh cvit... You think THIS is bad? You clearly have never seen Silent Hill Revelation...

Doom annihilation: Helo

If Hitman were to be a tv show, it could work as a horror style show where you follow the target’s perspective though the episode (with 47 hidden in the background in different disguises) and at the end they get killed by 47 in a creative and gory way.

Hey Guys! This video is finally freed from KZfaq Copyright hell. Next up is Everything Wrong with Yugioh Season 5. I might do a recommendation video on a small indie game ive been playing and that would be only a few minutes long and wont take any time away from the yugioh video. Hope you enjoyed this one and see ya soon Since people keeping mentioning this let me clarify. When every review website has all their reviews range between 8-9.5/10 a 7 looks mediocre. Even using the school grading system there is still 7 failing grades and the rest are middle of the pack meh. A 7 might not be that bad on its own but when you come off a 10/10 game like Blood Money getting a 6-7 average is embarrassing.

About the casting: I don't get,why they don't cast Jason Statham.I mean the guy looks perfect for the role,is an established name and can pull off,that ''stoic,baddas killer''-shtik.Hell,Jason Statham starred in ''The Mechanic'',which has a very similar premise(cold,methodical assasin,killing people).

14:11 I love how you start off on his accent, and then slowly shifted to a different accent. That’s good foreshadowing.

21:07 The Action Unit Directors are the very directors of "John Wick"!!!!! Your comparision with it earlier makes complete sense now.

Lets be honest, if the actor for 47 sounded like 47 and looked like 47 the movie would be better. Not good, just better

Agent 47 more like agent 9% of Rotten Tomatoes

Imagine a hitman movie focused on the inner workings of 47s mind and proposing the question what does it mean to be human. While interspersed with the plot of hitman blood Money. Add a few good scenes of suspense and one or two action sequences. Then boom you have a film I would want to see

21:04 "Action Unit Directors: Chad Stahelski & David M. Leitch", otherwise known as the guys who made John Wick. xD

Man the youtube algorithm relly hated this video

As a German, my biggest question is this: How the hell did this guy even get a gun. Unless you're police it is borderline impossible to get a big-ass gun like that, and I doubt that supressors are legal.

A Hitman show about Hitman (2016) Hitman 2 and Hitman 3

2 years later, but... *Agent 47 stabs bad guy and the knife breaks* "Why won't you DIE???" "NANOMACHINES, SON!"

17:44 was fantastic! Lol

47 is beautiful in the new games I agree that they fucked up his look in the movie

"His head looks like a fucking melon" I FUCKING DIED LMAO (first thing I thought when I saw a scene of the movie was the wrong head shape too)

0:46 Well this aged like milk lmao

The best adaption of Agent 47 was Anton Chigur. That is truly what i'd imagine the real 47 to be like; cold, calculated, and practically non-human...

WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT. There was *Another* Hitman Movie?!? oh god.

Someone else said it best, it would've worked so well as a comedy movie with 47 being deadpan serious while performing all the goofy shit from the game

0:07 looking back here

"This games reviews wasn't that good!" *shows a list of mostly good reviews*

The guy who plays 47 looks like Anthony Fantano

Vin Diesel would be a great actor for Agent 47. They should make a movie of it. The only problem is his height cause he’s smaller than Agent 47.

At the start of watching this, I was laughing that you were complaining that the movie was too long at 96 minutes yet did a 20+ minute review of it but by the end, I have concluded that you put a very interesting dissection of the movie. I doff my hat to you sir!

I actually forgot this movie existed hahaha

They never did ave maria and it makes me wanna do the depression dance

All jokes aside, hitman was kind of my childhood, I would always rewatch the Audi scene and try to recreate it with pillows, and I would always play the hitman sniper game on my iPad.

i got an ad that said "PLAY WARCRAFT NOW" as soon as the girl finished saying those numbers

“Its reviews weren’t good either” 8.5, 7, 7, 8.75, 7.5, 9, 8, 9 What would you classify as a good review score

Oh my god.. Cvit that scene at 17:43 made me laughed so hard ahahhaa "i broke my back, my back is broken" "SPINAL!"

I have been wondering if Hitman would work if it was following the investigation. Or even if it was a secret "Hitman" movie. You might spot the character. But it's not being focused on. This is what the first hitman movie could have been. (I still like the first Hitman movie. But the investigators were having a hard time convincing people that Mr.47 even existed.)

Paul Walker was previously attached to play the lead role in this film before his sudden death in late November 2013. There is a direct reference to the video game franchise made in one brief scene where a yellow rubber duck is seen floating in a bathtub along with a partially submerged toaster. The pose Agent 47 makes while exiting an elevator early in the film by facing forward and crossing his arm over his chest while holding his pistol is reminiscent of signature promotional images used throughout the Hitman video game franchise but the "blood on the sleeve" is from a cover of Hitman: Absolution. Seen in the trailer is Agent 47 wearing the uniform of a dispatched police officer as a disguise to aid his escape, a staple of the Hitman games. In the month's prior to the movie's release, 20th Century Fox and IGN Entertainment launched a social media campaign in order to find Hitman Agents 1 through 46. Contest entries, which were mostly comprised Agent 47 cosplay photos, were judged by a panel and winners were officially given numeric designations in the Hitman canon. The idea of a young girl who has assassin-like abilities (like super reflexes and freeing herself from her ties) and who is also wanted by an evil corporation is taken directly from the plot of Hitman: Absolution (2012). At 20:30, Hitman picks up Katia's prescription bottle. We see she's taking Dilantin which is an anticonvulsant that can treat and prevent seizures. Wilhelm Scream: at 45:25, as a Syndicate soldier is thrown into machinery. Rupert Friend accidentally hurt himself while firing a blank bullet for one scene. The hot shell bounced off the floor and hit him in the head, burning him slightly. The car that Agent 47 drives in the film is a 2013 Audi RS7 Sportback. During a series of quick cuts, a man can be seen holding a Sony PlayStation video game controller. Most of the early Hitman games were available on the PlayStation 2 system. The access code that Dr. Delriego (Rolf Kanies) gives to Agent 47 in the beginning of the movie is the actor's real birthday in numerics. 21-12-57 is December 21, 1957 The tactical unit members wore Dye I3 paintball masks to cover their faces. Reboot of the 2007 film. Aleksander Bach's directorial debut. Based on Hitman, a popular video game series by Danish company IO Interactive. The masked attackers use Beretta CX 4 Storms. Based on the posters and the trailers, shooting took place in Singapore. The bar-code on the back of Agent 47's head - 640509040147 - is the actual UPC and EAN number of Hitman 2: Silent Assassin (2002), , the franchise's second game. Fittingly, this is the franchise's second movie. In the trailer, Katia is seen hanging in front of a running jet engine, being told by 47 to untie herself. This specific scene never actually occurred in the movie. This scene does occur, except Katia is tied to a chair. Zachary Quinto's surname "Quinto" in Italian means "fifth" in English. The mid-credits scene where Quinto's character wakes up with white hair and a pale complexion is a direct reference to the video game Hitman: Blood Money as the Syndicate assassins in the game are all albinos with white hair and pale complexion.

Hitman could actually be a great tv show if done well.

I actually kind of enjoyed the first Hitman movie, I do agree it is pretty bad though; but its almost like a guilty pleasure movie. So much more enjoyably than Agent 47 was

I like how you said Hitman Absolution was bad and then said it got bad reviews, and then proceeded to contradict yourself by showing a review aggregate that includes several 9/10 scores. Absolution was a fantastic game, it's just there are people who refused to accept anything different, and were obscenely vocal about it.

Ngl miss this vids, hope he does them again sometime