i think i'm supposed to tell you to subscribe now but honestly i don't even know who you are and you're weird

That moment with the dead flamingo man, deserves an Oscar.

Even when crusty is booing he is polite ha says “sir? Sir? Boo.”

I shall leave you with a quote, Crusty: "God bless the crazy people, they make life interesting." - George Carlin

Listening to that bird man song was the mosr emotional I've gotten in a while lmao

Only a few days ago I found this channel and now you pump out this gem. Clearly, staying here has been the correct decision. The bird man sub plot has been magnificent!

I love how this evolved from chaos to a West End Musical (Sweet Little Bird Man moved me to tears) and then back to chaos again. Brilliant stuff sir, brilliant.

The people:😎👍🥳 Crusty: always stay hydrated!!🚽

Keep making these Dude you're hilarious. I suffer severe depression and rarely laugh. But the moment I watch one of you're videos I'm in histerics. so well done and very funny thank you 🙂

Thé amount of times crusty has killed someone in the restroom

1:08 "Crusty commits a [REDACTED]"

Man I gotta tell ya... I had a crap day the other day when I stumbled upon your dark yet beautifully twisted humor. You brightened my day a bit. For that I say thank you. Stay Crusty.

"Put the poison on my balls" - Never have these words been both so hilarious and outright wrong all at the same time.

Loved your “Sweet little bird man” song”😂😂😂 And I love your videos, keep up the great work man.

Great job... when Crusty was vibing to the beat of the Drums an he politely trys talkn to a lady.. that lady calls him an asshole an you can tell it truely burnt Crusty to his soul. The pain of such a word... iv been there as well Crusty an u did the right thing... by knocking them all out

I half expected Jack Sparrow to unload all his weapons in the beginning there. Missed an opportunity to say: "Do we have an accord?" with that rude man who violated your privacy and came into that bathroom. You're amazing and one of the few people who can amuse me these days, always click when you pop up. A pleasure to serve on the Black Pearl.

One thing i learned from these video is never trust a overly animated person with a evil voice lol these are awesometastic

When a crusty video comes out it's a good day

6:03 is so touching. Even more heartwrenching than Yentl ):

I absolutely love Crusty's videos they're always putting a smile on my face! His comedy reminds me alot of Captain Jack Sparrow :D

Crusty this will be long but hopefully you might see it. I've been watching you since your fabulous crusty days over on that channel and when you started this vr channel up I followed and came over and continued to watch you for a few months. Slowly dipped out and then (as wierd as this may sound) when covid and everything hit I strangely actually ended up watching way less KZfaq. I always stayed subscribed tho and even checked out the other channels like mmmdelicious, I've gotten back into watching youtube again more regularly and I ended up watching a new upload by you.. Which lead me down the rabbit hole, before I knew it in one day I had gone back almost your past 6 months worth of uploads, when I reliased this I went "ah screw it I might as well watch them all". I set the channel to first uploaded and began watching from the beginning of this channel, even watching the videos I had already seen before the time I dipped out. This was just before December and I've managed to watch every video on this channel and the others catching up just 2 weeks ago and thought I might type this out for your next upload cause you might like to hear this Journey from someone about your channel. It is safe to say Crusty YOU are a fantastic youtuber and there is no denying it's even up for debate, content is always glorious to watch and well that voice.. Just FABULOUS!! Whether it's solo content or when you play with friends, top tier editing and sounds. No matter what you play you always make it worth watching. So if you ever have doubt in your abilities or content I would like you to know you're probably being to hard on yourself at that moment. You're one of the best, scariest and funniest people on this platform and I hope nothing but the best in everything you do for you 👍💜

Hell I didn’t expect that Disney musical bit but honest I didn’t mind the surprise experience

jack sparrow is the prefect hitman

"My Sweet Little Bird-Man" will top the charts!

The deadpan ahhh oh no everyone’s screaming always gets me 😂😂 1:36

This is my favourite game from you Keep up the good work

This man needs to become an actor lmao

LOL this is so entertaining and funny I love wacthing these Hitman play throughs ( little bird man song ) awesome

Crusty, No man’s Sky has VR and loads of little Creatures you could have fun with :)

things Crustys neighbors hear: *aggressively* put the poison on my balls!

5:51 *Where a man somewhere, at a time, cried..*

Ah yes, crusty the one and only assassin no one can beat his score.

IAmCrusty: * looks at the flamingo man * its all fun and games to you isn't it also IAmCrusty: well hes about to be flamingone in a second

It's such a divine relief knowing people with personality exists..I mean this is the 1st video I've seen and it took 15 minutes for me to get past the 1st like 45 seconds and I was a bit saddened to move on but I got over it instantaneously as comedy gold continued to follow. I doubt this was staged and even if it was that means you're a genius. God has blessed me yet again as he has all those who have found this channel.

If the joker was British 🤣 this shit is insane. I had to subscribe lol

6:00 was a MOMENT‼️🤣😭

Crusty and his very specific set of skills

Jack had too much rum again 😂

I love watching your videos I can't stop laughing 😂

3:25 I don't know why but I cracked up at that and had to drop you a sub for it. Awesome!

crusty your hitman videos are amazing.

11:08 had me laffing my head of seariously

I must say crusty I discovered your channel like two days ago and I’m hooked keep up with the quality content

There should be an award for you man. I wasn't interested in the video initially but your voice and voice-over got me glued. You will be a great actor. Thanks for making my morning.

You are one of the most funny most creative individuals I have had the pleasure of accidentally discovering and you sir keep being so damn funny because god I love your content

you know, insane crust is one issue, but an insane crusty that is taking vengence is on another 50-70 levels of insanity

5:59 truly a sad death rip bird man 0:00-6:00

Crusty singing Le Mis over the flamingo man is amazing

I just realized watching the video that the duck is a bomb. And thinking what he had on his hand was a flashlight in reality is the detonator. Which makes more hilarious.

“Don’t pick up the duck” *lady picks up duck* “I told you not to pick up the duck” *detonates duck* *pause for a moment* *panic ensues*

I knew you would cheer me up. Thank you ❤️

Johhny Depp as Agent 47

That just went to enemies to lovers with the flamingo man 😂

I like to imagine this is an ICA agent like 47 but he's deployed when the ICA needs someone cheaper and deniable. As much of his kills can be attributed to bumbling idiocy and him being, I assume, somewhat drunk. That and an inability to control his violent urges of course. Agent 23 and a half, you could say

I love your videos they make me laugh and think of before COVID

I cried when bird man died

These VR videos are absolute gold!!

R.I.P Bird man. 2018 - 2018

I was unaware of how much I needed these in my life 🤣

Justice for birdman ✊️✊️✊️

unironically heart wrenching the way crusty pined for the bird man. just goes to show delivery is everything

I love how he turns this into a rp pretty much lol

His character reminds me of the joker. very entertaining but you don't want to be near him.

i love you videos these hitman ones are so good keep up the good work

Hardly anything makes me laugh harder than watching crusty randomly hit someone in the face while narrarating it 🤣

Just discovered these today, thank you so much laughing hard.

After subscribing and watching all the Skyrim VR and these, I am fully convinced this man is psychotic! I love it

I just found this channel and cannot get enough. It it rare I have to pause the video to rest from laughing non stop.

I laughed..I cried....I, I, I, I miss you my beautiful bird!

Please make more of these Hitman vids 😂

Johnny Depp plays Hitman VR!

3:22 Crusty was so powerful he made a gun without a barrel kill a person, and survived a explosion at 11:55 3:12 he distorted a security guard out of reality so fast that if you play 3:10-3:13 at .25 frames you can see it not even counting the amount of times he was shot at. If he is so invincible whys he afraid of anime girls chasing him.

These VR. Episodes are basically a What If Captain Jack Sparrow was both a Pirate and Gamer lol 😂

I HAVE TO MAKE HER FEEL A FOOL A FOOL:said Iamcrusty

Dude this is glorious content

Nooo! Mister Bird man Flamingo man, noooooooo!!

Me and my 7 year old daughter watched this video and were laughing like mad! 😂😆

These videos get better and better crust man

Agent 47 was never the same after his flamingo friend died. Had an utter existential crisis.

Thank you, Crusty! It was beautiful and jolly!

Just what the Joker in the dark knight says. When ever you you plan to make a play to murder an oficial everyone starts going crazy. That is that part.

Brilliant! Keep them coming coconut ball man.

Crusty i love you.! I just found your videos and i am big fan. Keep going!

The part where he singing bird man it just reminds me of something always sunny would do lmao definitely subscribing

".....I should exist to enhance it...." "You are an asshole" Hahahaha

"Bloody Hell, it happened again." 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Don’t we all go to far sometimes

finally someone i actually enjoy watching everything on yt was starting to get boring, also i love your voice wish mine was as nice as urs

dude ur literally amazing omg

The singing was spot on crusty I'm just now watching this video from 11 months ago

The flamingo Man part where he died that was just sad

I'm trying to turn as many people as I can onto this hilarious channel! ✌🏻😁👍🏻

Imagine agent 47 acting that way with a cold sérios face

Loved the ball jokes!😂

love how you avenge the bird man ... rip bird man 2022 to 2022

Well entertaining, thank you my good man.

whenever i’m having a bad day i can always know that crusty can cheer me up

This is solid gold. Everytime

Hilarious and informative. Now I am going to play that scenario again!

More Crusty, woot!