HITMAN Professional Mode Challenges - Hokkaido - A Bit of a Stretch, Smoking Kills + 2 More

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6 жыл бұрын

A Bit of a Stretch
Jeg Sauna Hende Ikke
Smoking Kills
Sushi Honshu Style

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@GuLe18 6 жыл бұрын

Mess with the heat to kill Yuki with the pushy, don't mess with the heat to kill Yuki with the sushi.

@ICACJ 6 жыл бұрын

THAT IS SORT OF ACCURATE.

@timantonsenforfaen355 6 жыл бұрын

You're so underated its insane, its a shame the games you play dosent have a bigger fanbase:/

@Andreas_Mann 6 жыл бұрын

I like to have him for ourselves. Bigger KZfaqrs always turn into shite.

@LuizAlexPhoenix 6 жыл бұрын

Jin That is star syndrome for you...

@broosy4819 4 жыл бұрын

lol 2 years later

@red9348 4 жыл бұрын

broosy lol 3 months later

@34thexperience 3 жыл бұрын

broosy lol 4 months later

@goosevillenews7932 4 жыл бұрын

"..." "..." "... sorry, I thought I was going to sneeze." *best intro ever*

@punkstarfunk 6 жыл бұрын

CJ stands for Cannabis Joint

@genocidalsanta3781 6 жыл бұрын

Definitely brings new meaning to "let's do some more"

@bigMooney06 6 жыл бұрын

Hey CJ. Swearing's not the thing YT are going after, all the "ad-friendly" stuff is just kinda at random as far as I can tell. I've had loads of videos re-approved after being hit and I swear every other word. Just so you know that going through the effort of censoring yourself is just kinda a thankless task, they'll still ding the videos anyway. Keep doing what you're doing though mate! I'm enjoying the content! :)

@ICACJ 6 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I suspect titles with words having any possible negative connotation. Other times I suspect whatever system they use to flag copyright audio is smart enough to detect curses. Other times not a clue. Yes it is pretty random. Regardless the beeps made me laugh anyway. I really enjoy yours too. Would you be interested in doing a collab sometime? I was thinking maybe you do your thing with the sub contracts. And then we could brainstorm a strategy to destroy it on the leaderboard with something awesome. Might be funny to try to get you to replicate some of the tricks too. I've found a few cool ones in the contract IDs your subs leave for you and can link you IDs and vids of my solutions. Let me know. I think it could be pretty funny.

@drangod 6 жыл бұрын

EY BIGMOONEY BIG FAN OF YOU AND CJ! And yes, good god. Please do a collab.

@profsnowleopard5326 6 жыл бұрын

yep, a great idea

@bigMooney06 6 жыл бұрын

Fair enough bud. I've been trying to come up with titles/thumbnails/tags that don't get hit by the ad-bot straight away. So far it's not been happening right away, but after a few days it gets hit. If you appeal it right away they always seem to get it re-approved within about 12-24 hours. There's a few videos I appealed two weeks ago that are still sitting as ad-unfriendly so it's as if they forgot about them or something. =/ But either way, I don't think they strike videos for swearing within the actual video though. I must swear about 200+ times a video in most cases but once they were manually reviewed by an actual person they seem to think it's fine for ads. So I think it's more to do with other "less savoury" behavior they're looking for. Yeah, some sort of collab sounds great man. I dunno how well I'd be able to keep up with the crazy speedrun strats though, haha. But I'm sure we'll figure it out. If you're on skype send me a message on my YT inbox and I'll send an add on there.

@ICACJ 6 жыл бұрын

hey look what just happened. lul. gyazo.com/edafca87cfcaa77d5191e0cd0edf5191

@Stothedqd 3 жыл бұрын

Mr. CJ i come from village with only 1 tv. we watch your gamesplays and we love it. me and my neighbor brother Nelson walk 32 miles to town to use internet so we can access youtube to leave comment on your channel. we love you

@matthewbailey8001 3 жыл бұрын

damn that is dedication my guy

@MathiasL5 6 жыл бұрын

Jeg sauna hende ikke is a Danish pun (sauna sounds like savner, which means 'miss') the sentence means "I do not miss her"

@HarbingerIV 6 жыл бұрын

Or in the punny way, "I did not sauna her"

@drangod 6 жыл бұрын

That's the same in Norwegian.

@joerieper6768 5 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: sweden is like only country that has own word for sauna. And word sauna is from Finland where saunas were invented.

@xerxes3501 5 жыл бұрын

JoeRieper im from sweden eller inte

@joerieper6768 5 жыл бұрын

@@xerxes3501 I really don't know what that means. I am from Finland and my swedish skills are really bad as I live in area where less than 1% speaks sweden so I never used it. I just know some of that language :)

@TheBlackEnigma 6 жыл бұрын

Finally, we get another vid from CJ, and now "let's do some more"

@evanb2437 6 жыл бұрын

Hey CJ just wanted to tell you I recently found the channel and love your work - love the skill you have and also your calm demeanor, which is really refreshing compared to most youtubers

@MegaLietuvislt 6 жыл бұрын

Just discovered your channel, I love the game, the gameplay, the commentary, the vocabulary and your voice, keep doing what you're doing :)

@TheForeverAddicted 3 жыл бұрын

it's awesome to see and hear you in such good spirits and excited about the game. awesome. I'm still keeping my hopes up for challenge videos for H3 with cam and and stuff although I fear that's not probably coming. I think this is the best Hitman content on youtube dude and would love to see you solve the challenges in the new one with a brand new dancing cat and puns and jokes etc.. .Stay well. You're the king of this hitman thing. : )

@SoulCalMusic 6 жыл бұрын

This video should be renamed: CJ vs the English language :D Just kidding CJ, love these video's, keep 'em coming!

@VIVIAN81 6 жыл бұрын

Your videos are so entertaining lmao I love the personality you bring to them

@paulcar2356 6 жыл бұрын

"stop it, my mouth can't keep up with this stuff", that's what she said

@mendietv 6 жыл бұрын

family friend cj. 8.5/10 because its polite.

@ko60655 6 жыл бұрын

"let's grab this bust right here"

@overtheworl 5 жыл бұрын

You a busta CJ. Straight busta!

@yuffmymateria7859 6 жыл бұрын

Great video. Just felt like you were having an extra good time in this one. Been waiting for a new one tbh, was a welcome sight in my sub box

@EviLaKzRay 6 жыл бұрын

You make video with passion

@outlawkaz6715 6 жыл бұрын

Love your videos and strategies CJ you're a cool dude and keep up the amazing work. Much love from Franny D Sanny

@legocosmic8423 5 жыл бұрын

Great Video CJ, Love all your Professional Challenges you did on this game. Keep up with the amazing work

@justacephalopod5111 5 жыл бұрын

Lol. All your names for Yuki really started to make me laugh. Very happy YT recommended this channel to me today.

@inkblowout 6 жыл бұрын

I watched your video cj and bruh the video is clean af bro. Amazing quality and content once again Cj :)

@bradc1188 6 жыл бұрын

I swear you are like the only yt channel I have watched nearly every video 😂 :)

@ncrtrooper1946 5 жыл бұрын

I just want to thank you for letting me find your channel. Because of you I have discovered my new favorite game series and my favorite youtuber. (It’s you by the way)

@RamGilamar 6 жыл бұрын

1:40 in the morning, sleep or CJ? Well, who needs sleep anyways?

@AgeingFPS 6 жыл бұрын

Great humour, along with very classy gameplay is a top combination CJ.

@ryzo7324 6 жыл бұрын

Love these, got excited to get home when I seen the notifications

@rayne5098 6 жыл бұрын

When you wake up at 8am for work and see on your notifications 'New video from CJ' so you phone in sick and spend all day watching pro mode videos 😀

@aryazdutt 3 жыл бұрын

I wish I could like the video 47 thousand times just for "Yuki Suzuki Faluki Deruki with fugu poisonned sushi".

@PhoenixFlight94 3 жыл бұрын

This CJ guy knows a thing or two about this whole hitman thing

@b166erthanexpected 2 жыл бұрын

what a legend, hope he comes back to deliver us some amazing content

@ICACJ 2 жыл бұрын

back soon.

@milanlicina1461 6 жыл бұрын

You are a great youtuber CJ! Love your videos let's do some more haha... Sorry for bad eng i'm from Croatia! :)

@robx4582 6 жыл бұрын

I get Friday off in the uk so I just woke up , Thx for the video ❤️

@karolisnelogiskas70 3 жыл бұрын

i found this, so good to see this, thank u for this :))

@jakobsin8414 4 жыл бұрын

I really enjoy this content

@ruslansayfullin6194 6 жыл бұрын

Thank you very much for this video!

@allmightymyself8205 6 жыл бұрын

Another super Vid. Thx CJ

@BygoneT 6 жыл бұрын

I can't wait for HITMAN Season 2 honestly. Shame IOI hasn't said anything in a long time.

@runbeforeyougetintrouble168 6 жыл бұрын

**Yuki Suzuki finds a box of cigarettes on her table** Yuki: Time to find a place to light up these babies CJ: Light up these babies? are you an Infant Incinerator?

@thedemonferrari 6 жыл бұрын

assassins that know yoga. good job 47

@neoncity1557 6 жыл бұрын

I just come here for the humor

@LordHypnos4 6 жыл бұрын

Agent 47 is such a badass that he snatched a man's scalp from his head and used it as a disguise.

@GypsyEyez_ 6 жыл бұрын

Matt Schilling it's a tupee dude chill

@ICACJ 6 жыл бұрын

If only Konny's hair came with the disguise too.

@Monkmandan 6 жыл бұрын

Censors curse words in a video of horrible contract murders.lol

@hallmarkmetals6874 5 жыл бұрын

Mess with the heat to get Yuki with the Pushi. Sounds like a song.

@averytatavitto9333 6 жыл бұрын

The adpocalypse is here

@loboloob739 6 жыл бұрын

are you streaming somewhere? coz it's very tempting to watch it live :)

@apollothefirst 3 жыл бұрын

Impressive!

@mariuszrachwalski8286 6 жыл бұрын

I came here for CJ's EPIC laugh. P.S. You Look badass with that beard

@nghiadinh7061 6 жыл бұрын

how exactly does the explosion at 05:12 kill Soders?

@Conduit_K 2 жыл бұрын

Man i miss these videos

@dillon4031 6 жыл бұрын

"The solution to that was to just..." *shoots guard in back* LOL

@ionstriker3721 3 жыл бұрын

CJ, when you throw the c4 at the wall and kill soders, how does he die?

@bmburke 6 жыл бұрын

Would love to see CJ livestream sometime.

@MrAVFCJensen 6 жыл бұрын

Keep em coming CJ!

@MrAVFCJensen 6 жыл бұрын

BTW. Jeg Sauna Hende Ikke means, I don't miss her. It's Danish. Sauna sounds like the word "miss" in Danish ;)

@budgie227 6 жыл бұрын

You should upload your first playthroughs when season 2 arrives

@lovePotato 6 жыл бұрын

Love yours videos CJ, thx for that

@LunchBoxThe 6 жыл бұрын

i like this guy

@iNeZee. 6 жыл бұрын

Really Yuki's Pushi killed her, Ya know too big appetite For Pushi :D

@KrimsonBeat 6 жыл бұрын

fun fact: to taint a fugu fish, you just cut it up like a regular fish... if you don't stun the fish with a blunt hit and then remove the poison sacs and thoroughly wash, the poison spreads through the glands/meat

@The_Kewzler 9 ай бұрын

It sucks that KZfaq makes you censor your videos I wish people could just understand it’s a joke. Awesome videos man, I really enjoy your pro mode videos and commentary, they are super underrated and top tier 👌🏻

@ICACJ 9 ай бұрын

They didn't make me censor anything. I chose to.

@stavros7277 6 жыл бұрын

Time to change the name of the game in "Bumpman".

@mohitvarsha6160 6 жыл бұрын

CJ feeling very satisfied as he uses the F word.

@MrNinjafreak 6 жыл бұрын

I'm having trouble with a contract. There is 4 targets, and the last target requires you to kill him with a explosive device. However, no one has seen me killing anyone and no bodies was spotted everytime I finished it, but still no SA rank. It keeps telling me that someone noticed my kill(s). Which is impossible considering that I wasen't spotted, they didn't find any bodies, and I did hide the last target (the one who get's killed with ex device) far away from other guards or civilians before activating the device, and I activated it when I was nearby extraction. Any ideas what to do?

@ICACJ 6 жыл бұрын

you are exiting too fast. wait 2 seconds after explosion kill to hit the exit prompt. that condition is by design to prevent stupid shit like this. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nauShJSqmJjWXWw.html

@MrNinjafreak 6 жыл бұрын

Ah I see. Thx man, I'll try waiting 2 secs first :)

@MrNinjafreak 6 жыл бұрын

It worked ^^

@chrispy8177 6 жыл бұрын

“Decker, I mean Dexter has a pack of cigarettes on him, don’t know about the gardener” - CJ 2017 Then I’m like I know CJ’s got some that’s confirmed

@ICACJ 6 жыл бұрын

I have not smoked on cam in about 6 months.... so maybe it isn't. Ok you're right.

@indolvck 6 жыл бұрын

Let's do some more!!

@LordHypnos4 6 жыл бұрын

15:47 Burn baby burn! Infant inferno! Burn baby burn!

@borhanl6135 6 жыл бұрын

Do you have a Twitch channel?

@Tobiibiias 6 жыл бұрын

First like and then watch German greets, CJ

@linux_penguin 6 жыл бұрын

Dexter,nthe gardener and one of the grey hair staff room guards have cigarettes

@devenchinso 5 жыл бұрын

How do you get those gold XP guns and..... You seem high ASF CJ. Lol.

@brhvitor4 6 жыл бұрын

NEW VIDEO BABEEE!

@bchlebik 6 жыл бұрын

You remind me of Dave attell

@TheRealPsychoBeats 4 жыл бұрын

you look like Morgan from the Walking Dead

@dankeykang6587 6 жыл бұрын

U look like Aaron Lewis from Staind bro!

@jonnyapplefriend401 4 жыл бұрын

Gardener does have cigarettes

@spaghettipotsucka2532 5 жыл бұрын

Cj reminds me of the dude

@stephanhernandez814 6 жыл бұрын

Your laugh is so cute

@ICACJ 6 жыл бұрын

KappaPride

@garou1508 6 жыл бұрын

19:21 SURE you didn't intentionally poison it XD

@stylintylin77 6 жыл бұрын

"OPPS" lmao

@sochaker1 6 жыл бұрын

can’t understand the way you killed Soders. any explanation?

@ICACJ 6 жыл бұрын

he's on the other side of that wall.

@sochaker1 6 жыл бұрын

CJ but there is distance between Soders and that wall. never thought explosion from outside could kill Soders. thx for reply:D

@EddieCreative 5 жыл бұрын

Where do you stream?

@ICACJ 5 жыл бұрын

on youtube.

@remu5947 6 жыл бұрын

7.42 yami yamazuki

@theolemaigre7210 5 жыл бұрын

just realised agent 47 is camerashy...

@therealspectre6132 5 жыл бұрын

Why am I always high on weed when I don't use drugs?

@Indygenous 6 жыл бұрын

No one's gonna say it? A'ight I'll do it. 9:40 "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

@drangod 6 жыл бұрын

13:29

@bittewartensienameladt8528 4 жыл бұрын

An ad actually played before the vid so dont worry

@Ghost-zf2gi 5 жыл бұрын

I'M A BIG FAN OFF CJ AND BIG MONEY YAY HAHHAHAHAH

@SrS-em2mp 6 жыл бұрын

Yuki ShaPoopi

@lunchdinnerlunch 6 жыл бұрын

Max Dexter and Amos Decker

@ICACJ 6 жыл бұрын

Amax Deckter.

@xxchaaban27 6 жыл бұрын

How do I unlock the silver baller?

@ICACJ 6 жыл бұрын

unlocks are all shown in mastery tab for each mission. That one is in paris.

@matejtomala3166 6 жыл бұрын

What a noob

@combineadvisor572 Жыл бұрын

oh btw the one you couldn't pronounce i believe is in finnish

@archive1442 5 жыл бұрын

Sushi ほんしょう。へんでいっけ。Hokkaido Is in Japanese mate. I am studying Japanese and I can pronounce the Romaji names.

@ehalbaggiolorenz7558 6 жыл бұрын

Yuki Nagasaki

@faint5738 5 жыл бұрын

It’s funny how yuki falluki mamooki’s guards don’t find the chef that just served the dead woman fugu suspicious because after she died he sprints off