Fun Fact: Despite his name, Squidward actually is an octopus. SpongeBob creator Stephen Hillenberg said that it was just easier to animate him with fewer tentacles. I killed Stephen Hillenberg with my own hands, I still remember the screams

Great video. Chemistry is off the chain. You guys are my favourite channel to watch while I eat food. I did not commit several vehicular manslaughters in 1978 in central Massachusetts

It's good to see Dignan laugh and be himself again. Those antipsychotic drugs must be working well.

Amazing video guys. Had me crying laughing. The baby is not mine I was coerced into drugging that elderly woman in the famous "xanny granny" case of 1991

Giving keemstar a F and a S is like Fantano giving Cudi a 0 and a 10

i was laughing quite a bit during this one. really solid video guys i like the content. i hope you keep making videos. i am wanted for tax evasion in 37 countries and have 12 international arrest warrants.

The funniest tweet of all time is without question: "I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th." - Donald Trump

The barf bit always makes me cry laughing. Idk why it’s so funny. Love this channel hope you guys keep growing. I did not steal Michael Jackson’s nose in 1785 it was Eminem

I think this is probably one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in quite a while. Hivemind never fails to make me laugh. Probably the best duo comedy-wise on KZfaq. The Syrian government has captured my family and is holding them hostage if I do not commit mass acts of domestic terrorism on the date July 23rd, 2022, in the states of Michigan, Oregon, New Mexico and Ohio.

„The National Anthem don’t even slap“ from Vince Staples has to be one of my favorites

I’m nice at ping pong.

“You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice” is what started that whole trend. Nobody made jokes like that before shrimp fried rice

Grants laugh adds so much to the show

Love the video! The way you guys bounce jokes off eachother is amazing. In 2003, my father committed a murder-suicide and took the lives of my whole family, leaving me orphaned. Since then, I have been on and off prescription drugs and fallen to self-medication.

Kodak black was actually 16 when he made that tweet, it really makes more sense in that context. My father left me at age 5 and I have been struggling with numerous abandonment related issues ever since, I hope to find peace with my own mind one day.

So many iconic tweets that i don’t think we could even put them all in a tier list! In 2008 I pushed over the ladder that my abusive father was standing on, directly resulting in his death.

Are we just going to breeze past that weezer - undone (the sweater song) reference. It was so well executed. Almost as well executed as my august 19, 2017 bank heist.

My personal favorite is: “Me and my friends would've killed E.T. with hammers I can tell you that much.” It DESTROYS me every time.

CIS TEEN WAS RILEY?!! I just recently discovered Hivemind and have been binge watching the entire channel the past 2 weeks..but this tweet has been THEE definition of "living rent free in my head". Legendary. Ok. Subbing to patreon now ✌️

I've been a silent viewer for the past couple months (pretty much for 1,5 years). You guys just got randomly recommended to during the early summer of 2020 when i really didnt have to do anythin all day and i just fell in love with you und your concepts. Imo you're one of the most unique channels out there and one of only a few that i incorporated into my daily/weekly routine. Im going through a pretty confusing mental state right now, but everytime i see a notification of a new video it lightens up my day. I just want to let you know that you always manage to put a smile on my face :). Keep uo the good work guys Greetings from germany :)

My favorite tweet is when Kanye said "everyone knows the movie get out is about me"

Guys I think this video was amazing! Some of the jokes were pretty relatable and you had me dying laughing! Whilst you talked about the Ninja tweet, I pissed myself (not asked for) as I scored a double kill bot lane. I tortured several prisoners of war in 1939.

I enjoyed this one quite a bit! Keep it up guys. According to the Bible I am “accused” of being a criminal for “getting it on” with a horse back in 1973, but what does this Jesus guy know anyways

I really hope you guys get 1 million soon! I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

This was honestly one of the best episodes I’ve seen yet, and was definitely worth the 45 minute watch time. I’m skipping bail right now on a felony treason charge.

“I rather serve crack then serve my country” is still the one I quote everyday

this was a pretty cool vid guys! I especially liked the avant-garde twist where every single tweet ranked was actually written by dignan

couldnt contain the laughter during this video, great stuff guys. my father is currently in crippling debt and is facing legal battles for driving over the speed limit.

God, your guys’ chemistry is just great. Really made me chuckle at some of these wacky and zany tweets! I buried the bodies behind a campsite bathroom in the wilderness of Northeastern Iowa.

great video the chemistry is off the chain, i did not commit several vehicle manslaughters in 1978 in central Massachusetts

Love all of your content! It just seems to be getting better and better, just like I’m getting better and better at avoiding the NYPD

Great video! Your guys videos really get me through the day and your chemistry is amazing!! The body is located 12 miles north of Tulsa in a large black plastic bag

GOD i love smoking away my braincells watching hivemind for 42 minutes and 8 seconds, they always keep it nifty

Another hilarious video! Makes me laugh almost as hard as when I witnessed the hat man busting down sexual style in the corner of my room.

my absolute favourite tweet of all time is 100% "I'm at yo BM crib throwin M&M's at yo kid head full speed"

this was hilarious guys lol! keep up the great content, it always makes my day. I was at the Destin Family Golf Course from 1 PM to 6 PM on March 18th, 1989. There is no absolute proof of me having any relation to the woman found in the nearby creek.

“in this world, you either crank that Soulja boy or it cranks you” and “I lowkey don’t fuck with that bitch stormi” have to be my favorites of all time. like I think about Kanye tweeting about his niece who is a literal toddler and thinking it was a good idea to share this hot take with the world for forever

New entry: The eminem minions rock n roll hall of fame tweet

A bit late to this video, but it's phenomenal. I love all the tweets that were sent in. You guys earned a new subscriber. You don't hear the screams. They are an illusion. You don't hear them. They are an illusion. What was it? 1994? Some day in October. The screams started. They have driven me a bit insane, but hey, the rent is cheap so what do i care? They got a bit louder in 2000. Then... you came in the picture. You know the screams aren't real, and yet, you still need that confirmation. I don't have a basement. Nothing bad has happened to me. Why do you have to worry so much? They are an illusion.

i was thinking back to when you guys first started making videos on hivemind and how far youve come now, the editing and production has gotten so much better. I honestly think the voices are lying about the bugs crawling in my skin but sometimes i can almost feel them and i cant help but just scrape away my skin with a butterknife.

Great video the chemistry is off the chain you guys are my favorite channel to watch while I eat food. Also I did not commit several vehicular manslaughters in 1978 in Central Massachusetts

Just found this channel and this is hilarious. Can't wait to watch more. I am wanted in several states for crimes stemming from a week-long cocaine bender in September 2004.

I only found you guys last night and already you're one of my fave channels for the great energy you have together, I laughed so much throughout this video, not because of the tweets but because of you two interacting and I didnt technically kill anyone, I was found not liable in court and I don't want to hear any more of it, the screams each night are enough

I hope they don’t include my tweet from 2007 when Riley put a gun up to my head and made me tweet “ANTIFA is the second coming of Jesus” that lead to me getting canceled 12 years later. He also made me tweet “Riley from hivemind deserves to be atleast spot #17 on ESPN top 50 plays of the month”.

love the way dignan’s smile brightens up the set! the voices keep me up at night.

Very clever video you two! I would say I laughed pretty hard during this one looking at these tweets. Amazing video, hope to see a video like this again soon and I was not convicted for 83 counts of vehicular manslaughter in the state of new jersey in 2018.

This channel is pretty cool. I really like the vibes of these two homies and their crew. The camera guy laughing is a pretty good addition. I caused an avalanche one day and 17 people were never found.

I love how far these guys take bits. It makes it really funny, them building off of each other to make the joke funnier and funnier 🤣. The torture prisoners at guantanamo bay endure is so crushing that the mental state is destroyed and they will admit to things they couldn't have possibly done.

This one was a quality video, laughed almost the entire time, keep it up! I did not bury a man in DeKaulb county Georgia in 2007.

Love the vids guys. Never fail to make me laugh, and always brighten my day. I hit a raccoon going 16.37 mph on my sister’s birthday while listening to stop breathing by little uzi vert. I pissed on the raccoon.

Some of these tweets are so memorable, its fantastic to see them again. it was me that had prepared an ungodly amount of underground explosives during the 2009 L'Aquila earthquake in Italy, no one was safe not even the children.

Absolutely love the content, you guys are killing it! I can still hear their screams.

One of my favourite videos yet from you guys. The chemistry is nuts. Your honor, any evidence that I was in the vicinity of that women found in a Wisconsin deep frier on November 3rd, 1989 is exempt as I was the getaway driver for an international high profile robbery in Munich, Germany between the hours of 9AM - 10PM PST.

Haha the metro boomin tweet is even better after the new album lmao

Yall this seriously made my day, I was trying to get my car out of my parking spot for an hour cause of the ice, the key got stuck, and battery died, it's all figured out now, but this made me feel so much better!

Love the content guys, your videos never fail to make my laugh. Keep up the good work! She took the kids and I will never recover.

this video is one of the funniest things i’ve seen in a while, u guys are awesome. love the chemistry and jokes. in 2019, i became a suspect of mass murder mostly via overdose because i pushed several pounds of cocaine laced with fentanyl. i am now currently on the run from the government and they haven’t found me yet.

This video was hilarious, you guys have amazing chemistry I look forward to more videos, I just ingested a large amount of someone elses medication.

Love the vids guys! Been watching for ages and you guys nail quality and quantity perfectly! I once killed a man in 1997 in a car accident in Philadelphia after running a red light and was never caught as I drove my Chevy Escalade cross-country and never entered the state again.

Why was the 40 minute video worth it lmao I was literally crying the whole time

I love the video guys. The energy y'all have is off the chain. Keep up the amazing work! I did not murder those four men in Volgograd, Russia on October 15th 2009.

This video was so entertaining, I didn’t even realize it was 42 minutes long. I wish it was longer. The silence is deafening and if I dare breathe, they will come for me.

I missed these longer videos, glad to see this!

This is genuinely one of the most rewatchable videos on youtube. I've probably watched it dozens of times and it still kills me, rileys delivery and the way they so effortlessly build on each other's bits. Hivemind is criminally underrated

Please do a part two sometime! I loved this

Im surprised there's no Drill, you could probably make a teirlist this big with just drill tweets. Another favorite is the guy who let a vet pee before him and someone replyed with "And then I took a picture of him peeing. As a little treat for me."

Man this was so funny. I love this channel. This channel is the best channel to commit several acts of vehicular manslaughter in rural Arkansas last week to.

i just came across this account today and ive been watching these videos ever since. honestly made my day. keep it up! i did not commit aggrivated assault in 2012 against John Birch, 46, father of two.

Awesome video! I watched this one after dinner with my kids. We love your videos a lot and watch all of them together. I did not burn down a chain of Burger Kings in Medicine Hat Alberta in 2002.

Great video. It’s crazy to see two distinguished gentleman cracking such great comedy. Kind of reminds me of how I did not steal soup from my work and then burn my thumb on the pour leading to me killing my boss over the fact that he charged me for the soup since I got caught after yelping about the burn

got a Tom MacDonald ad before the video... so inspiring to see you guys and your hero platformed the same ♥️♥️ you all have so much in common

You guys are so great, and whenever I’m watching you guys, I feel like I'm just chillin’ with friends! I paid all my taxes in 2016.

Loved this video! Bjonk and the Hat Man made a song together about breast cancer awareness, however, the name was messed up leading to 'We Support Breast Cancer'. Unfortunately, the Hat Man ran over his family on his truck (yes they died).

this was a really funny one, great vid guys also i was on the island multiple times through 2014-2019

one of the funniest videos i’ve seen this year, please make another one

Fr the world needs more people like you two, yall are so funny. There is a skinless body of a Mexican politician buried at my garden

i really like the hats in this video, the color dichotomy really just complements the comedy. i gave rosemary kennedy that lobotomy

I love the videos I *actually* laugh out loud watching these 😹 if only the voices would go away

Absolutely amazing video, off the charts. I did not pull the trigger in downtown Dallas on November 22 at 12:30 pm.

great video, the chemistry is off the chain. You guys are my favourite channel to watch while i eat food. I did NOT commit several vehicular manslaughters in 1978 in central Massachusetts

This was a pretty good video I really loved how you both could agree on where to rank them, just like how me and my partner agreed on where we hid the 8364.7 bodies in alaska

“One day time will die, and love will bury it” is an unironically poetic line. I had no involvement in the bodies of missing persons that showed up in the Brule River in August of 2021.

this video is a real chuckler. love you guys. much love and support from a random syrian deaf children’s institute

This is the first video I'm seeing from this channel and I'm really loving it 🤣

Dope video. Jokes were bangers. You guys are my favourite channel to watch while I lay down. I did not commit several arson based crimes in 1982 in Detroit

I loved this idea for a video! This content is so entertaining! I didn't commit arson in 12 countries between the years of 1997-2003.

Great video! The chemistry is off the chain, you guys are my favorite channel to watch while I eat food. I did not commit several vehicular manslaughters in 1978 in central Massachusetts.

i’m new here, but i love this channel, the A1 humor, and the community it has as well, what a vibe. i have 10 DUIs across 4 states, but who’s counting? i just keep knockin em back and floorin it also,,, it’s funny either way just because of the face he makes but if someone wants to give me the backstory on riley’s barf bits that would be dope

Fantastic Video ! Was laughing so much, thank you for making my day! By the way, Mary if you see this no i did NOT commit arson back in 1976. I already told you i was in Utah that weekend

Just recently found this channel and you guys make me laugh so much keep it up! I do give Galapagos tortoise shells to middle schoolers in exchange for their fingernails.

“I support breast cancer” is my favorite stupid word joke. I have this breast cancer awareness ds and it always reminds me of it. On November 22nd 1963 at roughly 12:30 local time President John Fitzgerald Kennedy was assassinated by the CIA while riding in a motorcade in Dallas, Texas.

THE CIS TEEN CHAPEL WAS YOU?

Wow just stumbled on this channel. Really funny and entertaining stuff! Gonna sub! I have a whole closet of skins

y’all HAVE to do more videos about tweets. there’s so many legendary hilarious tweets

These videos are so good, I always watch them to pass the time when the man inside my walls starts screaming again.

Vince staples “the national anthem don’t even slap fr” needs to be in this

"I'm nice at ping pong"--Ye

You guys are hilarious and I love the chemistry, plus your amazing knowledge of the music industry. At least, that's how it was before the incident.

this video gave me a good chuckle, i hit the subscribe button after viewing it! great dynamic, great jokes. my father has struggled with alcoholism my whole life and cheated on my mother at some point in my childhood.

“I need a room full of mirrors so I can be surrounded by winners” Kanye west