Ah yes, the never recognized peoples of the polish poland. Nostalgia...
@colonelarmfeldt85722 жыл бұрын
And German Austria, oh wait, they actually existed but were never ruled by Germany.
@nav_1012 жыл бұрын
we are the same
@mitzapper22 жыл бұрын
do you know how that even happens? thats fucking with my brain lmao
@vassalofthenight9945 Жыл бұрын
@@mitzapper2 well idk how exactly it's portrayed in the game but in real life pre-war poland had been unofficially divided into two halves - Poland A and Poland B. Poland A was considered the better half - it was more modern, roads were better, education and jobs easier to obtain, it was civilized. It was also closer to the West, to germany. Poland B was made up of terrain further east, that was less dense, less developed and had much more mixed nationalities when compared to Poland A, which was less ethnically diverse. Poland B was placed to the east of Warsaw, as portrayed in the game map. Officially there was no such division but in reality, the majority of industrial output, income, taxes, manpower and pretty much anything of value to the country, save for farming and produce, came from Poland A. It was also much easier to manage than Poland B which had less developed administration. So that's the reason for the borders between Poland and Polish Poland. As for the name, beats me tbh.
@samiiiyusufff6 ай бұрын
@@mitzapper2Poland can puppet its unreleased cores, creating polish poland
@riko_z99622 жыл бұрын
The worst thing is, most of these images do normally happen in HOI4
@NemeczeK1012 жыл бұрын
Spaghetti Man?
@biharek75952 жыл бұрын
Polish Poland?
@modddy00252 жыл бұрын
@@biharek7595 Polish Poland did happen to me a couple of times naturally, so yes One time on Karelia for some reason xdd
@biharek75952 жыл бұрын
@@modddy0025 really? That's interesting. Thought it was impossible.
@osiris91282 жыл бұрын
@@modddy0025 thats why i disable collaboration governments, they ate just annoying and ahistorical
@sammycool40492 жыл бұрын
Poland and Polish Poland: (Spiderman pointing at himself meme)
@stripelordsteve2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget polish Lithuania above them, and to the right appears to be another form of poland.
@twicethegalo2 жыл бұрын
@@stripelordsteve Wait... It's.. all Poland?
@morisco562 жыл бұрын
But polish poland is more polish than poland itself
@wantsomeoreos34672 жыл бұрын
@@stripelordsteve Russian poland
@BB-hx4mj2 жыл бұрын
@@wantsomeoreos3467 Polish Russia
@enternamehere41242 жыл бұрын
"poland" "Polish poland" Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor
@whitezombie102 жыл бұрын
Floorish floor
@CatMobileLegend2 жыл бұрын
Ja ja ja
@Tytoalba7772 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the Poland is made out of Poles
@reckergamer18792 жыл бұрын
@@CatMobileLegend Tak tak tak!
@TanDereKK2 жыл бұрын
And the best part is, polish Poland in polish would be "polska Polska"
@SirTravis-vn6yp2 жыл бұрын
0:45 when a literally child is more competent than Italy
@skeletonjanitor2 жыл бұрын
Mussolini is too busy in El Alamein eating pasta leave him alone
@scarymoose41412 жыл бұрын
Eh, Italy probably needs the devisions, Bulgaria not so much
@joaoostroski47782 жыл бұрын
Both are children, except one’s is big and looks like an egg.
@FalkyRocket22222 жыл бұрын
@@scarymoose4141 bulgaria being in the axis and barely fighting any battles moment
@FROMdaHOOD152 жыл бұрын
I always love the imagine of the Dutch Master of arms handing your representative one rifle. "This is half of the Dutch Arsenal"
@allenrogers69792 жыл бұрын
I mean I'm not surprised
@teodorbalhar37 Жыл бұрын
If you capitulated Denmark: you get 0 equipment
@omargerardolopez32942 жыл бұрын
0:39 This is by far my favorite
@filmandfirearms2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, the Dutch president is hiding behind his desk with the other rifle
@Caligulashorse14532 жыл бұрын
@@filmandfirearms ya know what they say 50% sea 50% weed
@joebidensbot761610 ай бұрын
@@filmandfirearms *King
@haven621Ай бұрын
Man the gun
@MuhammadMuizzuddin2 жыл бұрын
As a Malaysian, I can confirm that Malaysian Britain is based.
@kivinwimalasire42282 жыл бұрын
As a Singaporean, based indeed...
@KouNagai2 жыл бұрын
Your flag looks based too 👌
@MuhammadMuizzuddin2 жыл бұрын
@@KouNagai oh thanks!
@dinomann11472 жыл бұрын
as someone that is european, i think the smae
@lotrlmao16482 жыл бұрын
Just wait until Malaysian flag replace USA flag, world will truly fear.
@user-nc1zf8jd4g2 жыл бұрын
0:12 is historically correct
@omargerardolopez32942 жыл бұрын
Well, yes, but actually yes
@Tovalokodonc2 жыл бұрын
@@omargerardolopez3294 Well no and actually no
@Tovalokodonc2 жыл бұрын
No it isn't. Not even remotely
@-Faris-2 жыл бұрын
@@Tovalokodonc He’s correct. The Austrian Empire encompassed these territories.
@Tovalokodonc2 жыл бұрын
@@-Faris- No sheet bruv. Look at the inner borders though
@EntehrterKrieger2 жыл бұрын
0:57 ah yes, *polish P O L A N D*
@luukdevoogd10712 жыл бұрын
0:38 as a Dutch guy whose friend is in the military, this is extremely accurate. He's still mad about having to give up that weapon.
@bowbowbowser2 жыл бұрын
Mom said it was my turn with the Mannlicher M95
@liammozza23302 жыл бұрын
Greece is always so aggressive for naval invasions lol
@volumist Жыл бұрын
nah German Empire just gave control over these states
@volumist Жыл бұрын
@Average Russian Subhuman Poland only does landings if UK is supporting, if it doesn't, even if poland has naval superiority, Poland wouldn't make anyy landing
@L1M.L4M Жыл бұрын
Greek California. Fear me.
@joanofarc97939 ай бұрын
Long and proud tradition
@user-nc1zf8jd4g2 жыл бұрын
0:29 when you play the game until 1945
@oktilian18732 жыл бұрын
I am already in 1945, and the game will go on because i have to fight japan
@rabiax94532 жыл бұрын
0:40 Damn, the 1 Dutch citizen protecting the land just gave up
@canthi1092 жыл бұрын
And ther still resist XD
@mosquito73072 жыл бұрын
The Italy one is me on my first playthrough except no set front or battleplan.
@koihoi42 жыл бұрын
After losing all of my manpower after line attack and swiss tries to push:
@jonyprepperisrael602 жыл бұрын
Imagine being in america and hearing the news that the dutch surrendered and then you recieve a package with a single rifle inside of it
@drakez341 Жыл бұрын
Imagine being the dude who had to give his gun
@thanospenguin2374 Жыл бұрын
@@drakez341 I'm imagining a competitions between the 2 guys with guns over who gets to keep theirs.
@fustosjoska12492 жыл бұрын
I have a picture, where GREECE navally invaded Iceland
@ladderdiesel57582 жыл бұрын
I have one of a peace deal where Greece annexed Italy when Italy declared war on them
@notofficialpickles5072 жыл бұрын
@@ladderdiesel5758 historically accurate
@filmandfirearms2 жыл бұрын
@@ladderdiesel5758 Without the Germans getting involved, that's literally what would've happened in real life
@skeletonjanitor2 жыл бұрын
@@filmandfirearms that’s a joke right
@animacs27282 жыл бұрын
They gotta find hyperborea
@wafflehunter63112 жыл бұрын
0:42 that's just casual italian ai
@el_barlito58432 жыл бұрын
what if i told you it wasnt the AI and it was me
@bruhbruh84032 жыл бұрын
the switzerland thing happened to me not once but 3 times also as italy. It was 2017 and I just started playing hoi4 it was my first couple of games and I learnt the basics but I didnt know how to get generals, supply, airforce, or why battleplanning with 600k+men in mountains against entrenched enemies is stupid.
@bigj1905 Жыл бұрын
We all have to learn one way or another, even if it means half a million Italians have to die first.
@SimplyDuker2 жыл бұрын
"Poland" "Polish Poland" Taking "civil war" to a whole another level.
@jamieswafford9772 жыл бұрын
The Italy-Swizerland thing happened to me during my first time playing.
@el_barlito58432 жыл бұрын
I posted this from my first time. You are correct
@sillygoose97912 жыл бұрын
The first time I saw the little theorist/advisor icon in place of a leader portrait it wigged me out bad.
@Thermonnuclear2 жыл бұрын
its a weird glitch from NSB lmao
@mememetal66312 жыл бұрын
@@Thermonnuclear the weirder that is its for all the leaders if you try to look at their traits you have to put your cursor to the top corner, but only few leader portraits dont showcase as they should
@nick335online2 жыл бұрын
0:29 I don't know what's more cursed, all the units, or the fact that they don't know what a screenshot is
@yooo19402 жыл бұрын
0:45 idk what's up with bulgaria they once gave me 15 divisions for no reason
@toxiicwarfare96982 жыл бұрын
0:42 is literally how my first Italian play through went
@highlightshood29132 жыл бұрын
0:41 literally me when play on italy
@pyroshilov84742 жыл бұрын
Poland and Polish Poland is the HoI equivilant of the Daniel vs the Cooler Daniel meme
@IDontEvenKnowWhatToWriteHere2 жыл бұрын
"Alcohol won't affect our kid" Their kid: 0:42
@redeyegaming07982 жыл бұрын
0:14 As a Malaysian, this would be my main war goal in hoi4 0:41 Literally what happened to me when attacking switzerland as italy
@theiesth67482 жыл бұрын
0:48 WE WILL PROTECT THIS LINE AT EVERY COST
@avshzjkncffj86522 жыл бұрын
The Soviet Union becoming leader of the allies is like that part in Mass Effect 2: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
@KingdomRepublic2 жыл бұрын
The Dutch one is really funny, But you know what will be more fun? Finland and their 1 sniper rifle:)
@jewiesnew37862 жыл бұрын
If the finns could ever lend lease their Simo Hyja
@6th_Army2 жыл бұрын
You forgot the part where the UK declares on the Soviets and the Allies collapse leaving Britain and half of it's colonies alone. Right before the Germans attack. Or when nations not even at war get things from the peace deal.
@PLKartofel2 жыл бұрын
''Or when nations not even at war get things from the peace deal.'' Denmark WW1 gigachad mindset
@el_barlito58432 жыл бұрын
0:43 I freaked out when i saw this thumbnail and I saw my own post.
@lutz.z2 жыл бұрын
0:29 A Normal moment in late game
@stevenpolizzi19632 жыл бұрын
0:56 Ah yes my favorite type of Poland. P O L I S H P O L A N D
@wallachia47972 жыл бұрын
Most of these are stuff you see very often
@ncggaming98212 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes! (James bond catchphrase style) Cockburn,Max Cockburn.
@sirllamaiii97082 жыл бұрын
YOOOO THAT ONE AT 0:39 WAS FROM MY GAME I PUT THAT SCREENSHOT ON R/HOI4
@3tullitosymedio4672 жыл бұрын
AND THE SCREENSHOT OF 0:52 IS MINE (posted on r/hoi4 too). Im fucking famous.
@thaneofwhiterun3562 Жыл бұрын
Chad Bulgaria being a gamer, sending you 51 small divisions. Then switching the template to a larger one to help you for real. Kid has a future.
@loganfaucher2 жыл бұрын
Ah, finally some good content
@BaronVonMott2 жыл бұрын
At least now I feel somewhat better about the comparatively sane scenarios my own games have devolved into...
@Admiral45-102 жыл бұрын
If Eastern Poland is Polish Poland, Then how do we call that second Poland?
@foxy4851inactive2 жыл бұрын
poland poland
@Admiral45-102 жыл бұрын
@@foxy4851inactive wouldn't then Polish Poland be called Polish Poland Poland?
@foxy4851inactive2 жыл бұрын
@@Admiral45-10 pierogi poland
@jacques47032 жыл бұрын
far eastern Poland
@omargerardolopez32942 жыл бұрын
Poeland
@averagetexan99302 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard this music in a few videos and also a game on rec room and If any of y’all know what song it is please let me know
@user-ct3vk8ld1k2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rqd0hqeS1dfSaaM.html
@user-ct3vk8ld1k2 жыл бұрын
The Caretaker - It's just a burning memory
@tsukikotsutsukakushi2 жыл бұрын
@@user-ct3vk8ld1k I knew it was from the Caretaker’s “Everywhere at the End of Time” but I couldn’t remember which song. thx
@FxTR222 жыл бұрын
You forgot to add what happens when democratic germany capitulates sovjets. a true masterpiece...
@nicward93812 жыл бұрын
As someone who doesnt play HOI4, i agree this is very cursed
@Vrabsher_-Supreme_Perhinther-2 жыл бұрын
I did not expect to go this , JUST WHAT DID I SEE !!
@auramaster20682 жыл бұрын
The Polish people deserved independence from Poland
@rev2929 Жыл бұрын
the first one already gives me nightmares
@phoenixwarden86472 жыл бұрын
0:41 has happened to me before, I tried to invade Switzerland but they fought back and they took out a huge chunk of Italy, my land lol.
@disillusionedrightest73132 жыл бұрын
One of the most cursed things I ever saw was when Germany somehow puppeted Greece instead of Italy annexing it and then Fascist Greece become a navel Superpower and Navel Invaded and captured Southern India and East Africa. I was playing as Chile for some reason and wasn't paying attention to the rest of the world until I scrolled over and saw Greek Africa and Greek India lmao. They somehow contributed like 24% to the war or some shit.
@dhairya80522 жыл бұрын
Hear me out... I was playing as turkey in 1936. I invaded Bulgaria in June after mobilising, I won. Treaty of Sofia was signed. Bulgaria lost everything except it's capital. And I attacked them at lightning speed. So nobody happened to declare war on me, YET!! USSR was about to but first the Germans did it and since USSR was guarantying the independence of both Bulgaria and me. The A.I was confused and they declared war on Germany. Soon after Checzosolvakia and Poland joined the Axis. This was done in HOI2.
@ComissarYarrick2 жыл бұрын
Ok, last one is hilarious :D .
@thedoktorfrag79622 жыл бұрын
-Can we have Austria-Hungary ? -We have Austria-Hungary at home -Austria-Hungary at home: 0:12
@General-History1012 жыл бұрын
i've never wanted to cry so much
@volvodgio2 жыл бұрын
Yes, that are quite some cursed pictures..
@gdsnowmeows33422 ай бұрын
The first image aged perfectly
@MrRikardoe2 жыл бұрын
Smart of the Dutch to save one rifle incase they need it later.
@kingchadthegigeth Жыл бұрын
My first play through of hoi4 resulted in my attempting to invade Switzerland as Italy and getting pushed to about Rome.
@Karatel1232 жыл бұрын
0:04 Yeah I got the same bug in No Step Back, Pakistan leader looked like this
@pieceof_potato Жыл бұрын
Would you like to choose 50 kid with a one leader Or you can choose mussolini instead 0:45