I really like this style of thumbnail, I think this is an improvement though I like the old thumbnails too. Great vid too

I really like the new thumbnail.

Wassup Holmes?

Tis fine my sweet

I like the new thumbnail style... also huge props on how much effort you put into your videos, I appreciate that 👍

So did you like the Video? :\

Relatable comment of the day

video was great, by god this was an awful movie, thank god i was living under a rock i had no clue this existed

@@kyotheman69 I saw the adds on busses here. For a while it actually seemed like something I'd go to. Then everyone forgot about it, and so did I. Thank god.

Same

Thats what i was thinking.

DiScOmBoBuLaTe.

😂😂😂😂

@@MrOscar999 damn that was satisfying.

Cumberbatch was funny as hell as sherlock

I'm sorry for hearing that, mate

You should have walked out.

I liked the movie

​@@JScrubbwhy?

Now I want to cry.

Her telling of those jokes are far worse than the original

@@bensosnowski1128 laughing at "her" jokes would be considered animal abuse

@@bensosnowski1128 So true. It's not just the joke itself, the way it's delivered it's way more important

Damn I love your username and pfp

Can't stand that broad

*Cinema Sins Ding*

Yeah that makes it sadder.

Hugh Laurie 😢

@Turkey 9087 stranger than fiction

Will Ferrell(who can be good, though often isn't), John C. Reilly, Ralph Fiennes, Hugh Laurie, Rebecca Hall, Kelly Macdonald, Steve Coogan, Lauren Lapkus, Billy Zane, and Bella Ramsey. All wasted. On this. Fuck. Siiiiiigh!!!

Ben Kellogg I think if they had improvised throughout this movie, it would have been 1000 times better

- It practically writes itself! - k... but it doesn't.

Improv would've been better. This feels like someone purposefully wanted the movie to fail.

There already is 2 funny Sherlock Holmes movies. Ace Ventura one and two.

@@fredrik8500 Thank you! I was wondering what a parody of Sherlock Holmes would look like. but yeah, it's Ace Ventura.

That's honestly a phrase I never thought I would ever read... and I agree.

This is funnier then the entire movie.

Although both movies leave a bad taste in my mouth, I- I need to agree

I hated sherlock gnomes but at least it was not as painfully annoying as this

Ugh, I hate I actually have to agree.

For real? You must be joking

@Esben M you're right. Supposedly they would stare at blank walls during production time instead of making the film. One morning, however, they all turned around, and what lovely synchronized impromptu words flowed from their greedy little faces

...of every bad movie ever.

"Guys, guys, guys, listen...! We finally made a movie that is worse than 'Wild Wild West'! It doesn't have a giant spider in it, but it does have an American play an iconic British character!" (not a quote)

It's basically a stoner movie.

You expect to much of American comedies

No American actors doing shitty fake accents would be good too.

"The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother" wasn't a half bad parody. The comedy was more reminiscent of Mel Brooks, not dry humor, but it was still pretty good from what I remember.

Id be better if eric idle wrote it

@@mr.scarfy6851 Us americans expect to much of our comedies. A lot of them are good... if you dont look at shows.

He always hated that he got famous with Sherlock, but even this he’d reject.

the first time i tried to watch "Stepbrothers" i turned it off

Which is a shame because John C. Reily proved himself to be a pretty good actor and voice actor.

@Axiom Steel Nah, Will can be pretty good too (dramatic roles included), but he's stuck in the same role over and over and never gets the chance to branch out.

@@ericallen789One joke in Step Brothers makes me want to shoot myself.

@@ericallen789 You're the anomaly. Everyone likes step brothers.

Dude, that's a nice one

That gives you the balls to judge it then?

Bro that’s not part of that movie

My favourite was the end of the film

My favorite part of the movie was when there was no comedy.

at least the episode was better than the movie lmao

He could of just typed the quote into Google. Maybe he just wanted to watch the show.

From what I gathered, the quote is credited to an anonymous source, but it seems like a version of a similar quote from Samuel Butler; _”Logic is like the sword-those who appeal to it shall perish by it.”_

I hope you get your 1,000th like soon! Happy to be #999!

actually tbh I think the quote was said in modern english but they parodied it by writing it in old english. thats why I was smh when he said he watch the episode to verify and didnt hear it I was like "dude,its pretty clear to me they took a modern quote and just wrote it in old english and thats the joke." lol

Blackadder this ain’t.

Take it easy. There was a ton of great moments. Like the Okinawan beard flip :)

$$$

Maybe his mortgage was due?

Everyone has bills to pay.

kirikakirikakirika I agree with you 95%. The only exception I take is that the BBC series wanted to take Sherlock and modernize him. They wanted to take someone with his intellectual capacity and methodical approach to life as a whole and place him in modernity. In the BBC series, we are shown some sympathetic sides of Sherlock. He just doesn’t give into them because he is fully aware of how it can be used against him and his friends. In this day and age, someone as intelligent and calculating as he wouldn’t have many friends simply for the fact that they would have a hard time interacting with him. His parents sheltered him for the most part from having friends for that very reason. In the final episode of the series, we see why. His own sister murdered his beat friend. His mother and father raised him in such a way that he wouldn’t have to endure that type of mental trauma again. If you watch the show closely, you will see many examples of him caring.

The whole reason he went against Moriarty in the books is to rid the world from such evil. Literally he felt like if he died while taking down this dude, he’d have completed his duty to the world

@@thewanderingheathen agree 100% I've started reading these and I'm surprised just how caring Sherlock is of Watson. At the end of sign of four Holmes is gutted Watson is looking to leave Baker Street.

Yes! Love when people who've read the original stories weigh in. I too will watch anything Sherlock Holmes (other than this one), and really enjoy them even if they aren't all that accurate to the original material.

in the books, the dynamic between Watson and Sherlock is pretty enjoyable. Watson is indeed not an idiot, he is just your average english man from back then and he is capable of comprehending what his friend is saying. his only hinderance is his lack of observation. and it's shown that he often comes pretty close to the conclusion. often just missing one little detail. in some stories, he even shows where he has more know-how than Holmes. not just in the medical field.

Some men can lactate but nowhere near that amount.

Meta Ray, Great comment sir, made me laugh :)

I shouldn't have scrolled comments before finishing the vid

WHAT

@@naan000 You're reacting to what comment.

Tbh, the RDJ version had some QUALITY comedy, so it would've been a high bar to top anyway

My dad actually said that the RDJ movies were some of the best representation of the character he'd seen before the BBC show came out. Then S4 of the BBC came out and... Yeah, it was alright I guess... But yeah no this is bollocks.

And the BBCs version was really funny too

What's up with poor Sherlock Holmes getting utterly shit character reimaginings?

Erin Page I think they’re planning on making a third

Or an interesting take is that Watson is so in love with Holmes that he covers for Holmes being an idiot. It's Watson that solves everything and lets Holmes take all the credit. Make Watson the genius, "interpreting" Holmes ramblings for the police.

Paulafan5 Yeah, surprised that seemingly hasn’t been done. Then again I’m not well versed in Sherlock adaptations.

@@Paulafan5 i now want himbolock thank you

@@Paulafan5 but that is extremaly out of character.

You can tell how many writers were involved by how many different directions they went.

As did I.

Same.

Wait, he was saying mosquito? Wtf.

Wait He wasn't saying musketeer ?

I thought so, as well..

Good thing we have Cynical here to remind you 😃

I watched it four tymes before i began to understand its subtle genius

@@garyenwards1608 I think that's insanity reaching your head.

I love this movie

@@elenaphisher244 yeah, it's a different kind of bad than the Neal Breen type of bad...kzfaq.info?search_query=neel+breen

The fact that this movie makes me fell bad for Queen Victoria of all people cause her awfull presentation (and for having her name in it).

woops. I really do not like Schumer. The name, her face, when her face moves it almost matches her twin, which her twin is her Fat A$$. That movie with Goldie Hawn was ok only bc the dudes in it were friggin hilarious.

What the hell does Rebeltaxi and others see in this dumpster fire?

I've disliked her since that roast where she told Steve-O they'd rather he had died then Ryan Dunn. There's humour and then there's being a nasty little bitch.

Not really, in one case, you're laughing at a person being cruel to an animal, in the other, you're laughing at a cruel animal's comedy.

@D Zuke thank you.

I loved the ridiculous 6, it was charming and the characters were extremely lovable.

Lego_Mando though it wasn’t perfect, it still is better than the rest of all the stuff Netflix makes

Brandon McLendon I didn't mind Bright, actually.

Ridiculous 6 is hilarious, Adam sand lees character in it isn’t great and pretty unfunny but the rest of the actors nailed their characters

Bright was decent

Or if you hire Americans make them keep a very american accent and use it as jokes when they interact with other characters having accent

Nick Frost and Simon Pegg would be good choices

To be honest, I always imagined a what-if scenario where Holmes was put in charge of solving the Whitechapel Murders committed by Jack the Ripper with Holmes being able to completely destroy the crazy conspiracy theories made by some of the reporters on the case. Edit: This is one way I imagined such a scenario: Reporter: Detective Holmes, Doctor Watson, what do you two have to say about Sir William Gull? Watson: I’d say he’s a bright man whom the medical field is thankful to have as a contributor. Holmes: Would it be wrong to assume that you’re asking about Dr. Gull in regards to the Whitechapel Murders? Reporter: Well, there’s rumors going around that he might know who the murderer might be and- Holmes: Before you go further, let me ask you this; If Dr. Gull had any idea who the murderer would be, wouldn’t he have sent for Scotland Yard in order for them to get a better idea of the prime suspects? Reporter: Actually, that’s not all, Mr. Holmes. Do you or Dr. Watson believe that Dr. Gull might be, in some way, responsible for the murders? Holmes: *Irritated* In what - Watson: *Visibly appalled, interrupts Holmes* I’ll handle this, Sherlock. *To Reporter* Are you aware of who Sir William Gull is? Reporter: Why, yes. He was a Physician-in-Ordinary to the Queen. Watson: And you are also aware that Dr. Gull is 71 years old, correct? Reporter: Yes. Watson: Would you have good reason or motive for how a well-recognized, 71-year-old physician, who has recently suffered a stroke, could be able to conduct such an act of unjustified carnage to these women without arousing the slightest ounce of suspicion from his colleagues and his family? Reporter: Well... Watson: Come back to us or to Scotland Yard when you actually have a claim with evidence outside of here-say. Until then, tell your publishers to keep those mad-capped theories in the opium dens they came from and out of the printing rooms! Holmes: I think you handled that well. Watson: Honestly, where do those ideas come from? I’d say that Charles Dogeson would be a more probable suspect than Dr. Gull, but I’d rather have my reputation intact.

You basically rewrote the whole movie I understand why

@Aric Clementi the movie was shit

This movie could've been an hour shorter.

"The only two people left when we walked were a couple on a date" Yeah, they were doing something other than watching the shitty film.

@@Assimandeli I hope so!

Assiman Imagine being conceived during the screening of this shitshow 😂😂😂

@@margaritam.9118 "It's twins! Let's name them Sherlock and Ho-" NO!

A movie so bad it ruined a relationship.

A team of 9 yr old boys would have done a far superior job

Trust us. We wouldnt dare write it this bad

Scrotee McBoogarballs

No, it looks more like it was written entirely by some arrogant 70-year-old rich men who forgot how the world works.

@The Clownening 👏👏👏👏.Thank You.

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Well, considering Paradise PD and Hoops are Netflix ORIGINALS, their standards for comedy have sunk even further... if that’s even possible.

Netflix didnt buy it but will play it on their platform.

TomusMedia OK, that is really saying something.

I’m gonna be real. I sat through slender man too and I couldn’t watch this movie either. I feel your pain😂😂

I even sat through Beach Bum. 🤣 But only thanks to some pokémon go on my cell.

OOOOOooooohhhhhhhh- That's really bad... I hope you got a refund

@@FeuerblutRM dude no. I don't care how repulsive the movie is, if you're gonna be on your phone go the fuck outside

Indeed. They even accepted crap like Joshua and the Promised land.

@@mennograafmans1595 wait W H A T

But now they have it

Bill Murray made the same mistake when he agreed to do Garfield.

So am i, when i see this stupid clown on the screen my mode switches to "Rage Machine" and i want to throw my TV to window..

I hate Sherlock Holmes and love Will Ferrell and this is still hell

I love Holmes and Ferrell and was interested when I heard this movie was being made but the moment I saw any publicity for it, I knew it was destined to be a huge steaming pile of garbage.

Sounds like an asshole and a moron, you two were made for each other.

Can relate. I can’t stand him. He’s so obnoxious and over the top. I would rather chew off my own foot than watch a Will Ferrel movie

"About fucking time"

Doyle's has been rolling in his grave for 5 months now and hasn't stopped doing so.

Unpopular opinion: Not a fan of Benedict Cumberbatch’s Sherlock Holmes tv series. No one has captured the characters or the story that Doyle crafted in his books.

@@gulmaraz5931 i'm still waiting for the REAL Sherlock Holmes to appear on screen. RDJ was ok, but Cumberbatch is just a sociopathic asshole. It is made clear in the books that Holmes had great social skills but he was also a brillaint manipulator and psychologist. When we will get a more serious and faithful adaptation of Doyle's work?

​We did, in fact, get a completely faithful adaptation that IMO managed to capture the essence of the characters and the stories perfectly: the series made by Granada TV in 1984. Ask literally any hardcore fan and they'll tell you Jeremy Brett is to this day the best Holmes, no one has managed to embody the character better than him. It's just that the thing is a little niche, hahaha.

Seems that basically anyone who lived before the 1950's is considered to be Victorian-era by this movie's standards.

Dear Christ, I wouldn’t wish that upon my worst enemies.

That sounds like the kind of limbo that Hideo Kojima would have written for P.T. or something

thats the bad place lol

Bro why think like that 😢😢😢

But if you cant use your memories to imagine anything better, you wouldnt really suffer from watching awful movies, would you know they are awful?

Detective Pikachu was a better detective movie than a lot of movies

Brittany Bennett I disagree

@Brittany Bennett I agree.

@@possummagic3571 I have a question for you

@@jarrodedson5441 ...Okay.

How did she react?

she has always been a sherlock fan and has pretty low standards for movies, same with my dad. they loved it but ive always been really critical so i thought it was pretty shit.

Imagine Robert Webb as Holmes (who’s thick but thinks he’s smart) and David Mitchell A’s Watson (who’s actually smart)

jimmy2k4o if only Mitchell and Webb has their own Sherlock Holmes parody

@@jimmy2k4o Boy, do I have news for you. Have a look at The Surprising Adventures of Sir Digby Chicken Caesar. You won't be disappointed.

@@jimmy2k4o I know I'm very late but that's the premise of Without a Clue starring Michael Caine and Ben Kingsley, where Sherlock is actually an idiot actor hired by Watson, who is the real detective

like disco elysium the game? that would be awesome

Rightt

This is not a bad movie

@@imcanmanbih4414 it is lmao

@@imcanmanbih4414 get out normie

Its a fun but dumb movie, I was put of watching it because of the reviews... Don't believe other people's judgement.

and sherlock is smart enough to actually check his theories before saying what they are cause he's fully aware if he said shit like that without evidence he'd be commited in five seconds

the moment I stopped watching

bagadadadadasdadawf tdj alright mate

@@Sirrizz mate bruv pal

bagadadadadasdadawf tdj 👍

@@mcbobist So you stopped watching, left the video on pause and went down to the comments... Why?

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I planted fur trees and can confirm I have more joy watching them bud new branches and grow slowly.

@@TheSoulreaper6000 My tree is plastic, it doesn't even grow at all. Ahhhh peace.

What, you egg? *_[he stabs him]_*

@@_V.Va_ *y o u a r e a s a u c y b o y* i know this is from r&j and not macbeth but

True.

He was great in The Office.

THANK YOU

Spencer Baxter54 uhhh he was great in elf, old school, and zoolander. he sucked in the office, his brand of humor was over done and stale after step brothers, that was when he really started getting old but people loved that movie so much they just ignored it for like 10 more years

He was good in the Curious George movie

I was thinking the same exact thing! Also notice how immediately they alienate 50% of the viewers. We are at the level that TDS is more important than actual employment.

Yeah. The independence war was totally the British giving the freedom to the Americans. /S

Even for Will Ferrell that’s just trying way too hard.

Yeah no Americans tore their fucking freedom from Britain's cold dead hands. And then shit all over the natives who were already living there.

R.J. Penfold Actually the shitting was done at all points in this timeline.

Its why spiderman 3 is the funniest movie ever made

Goldenpants 123 case in point, the Star Wars prequels

@@adamlewis4763 killing.....younglings!!...don't know what you mean

It's because a bad normal movie is funnier than it was meant to be, whereas a bad comedy has _failed_ in being comedic.

Beetledoom *posh English accent

@@cacen180 *fake, bad American idea of what a British accent is

Robot killer there should be some kind of scholarship where Americans are sent to the north, Scotland, wales, northern island and Devon and do nothing except listen to actual “British” accents

Cacen they do, HBO sponsored it, tho I hear it isn't so fun at the end...

To be fair, anything would be funnier that that awful movie.

Fun fact: the actress who played LeStrade's wife is Spanish.

And another extended Trump dig. No, really. I watched this all the way through. (Not a single laugh)

@Rough Divide because that's so incredibly stupid that my mind thought it more plausible that it was edited in, rather than the reality of someone writing that on paper and a room full of other writers and producers said, "yep, that's a hilarious idea," and spent money to put it in a film. Edit: ""s

I watched it through as well. I wanted to see Aquaman. My wife wanted to see this, so we did. She loved it. I despised it. She needs psychological help. The trailer makes it look like an average dumb comedy. There's only one time of the movie made me laugh and it was towards the part where Holmes was on his way to the prison. I don't remember when he said because I have no intention of watching this again, but it made me laugh.

@@micdrop344 plot twist: your wife secretly hates you and she was laughing at your pain.

@@Soridan, I know she doesn't hate me, but I definitely know she likes to see me in pain

He’s had some good comedy films, but then he’s also had crap like this stinker

Any books you can recommend to a first-timer?

Beckett the hound of the baskervilles is one of my favourites

@@avalynpoe4441 you can start chronologically, i dont remember reading a bad story from the novels and short stories

CJ did point out that Sherlock and Watson are supposed to be brilliant at reasoning and deduction and that to portray them as bumbling idiots/jerkish smartasses is hard character assassination, so God forbid we consider the stories of the BOOKS that were written about Sherlock Holmes and apply them to the analysis of this trainwreck

Watching the 2 RDJ films and the BBC show is a good easy start

Seeing Will Ferrell wasn't enough?

You just described every Will Ferrell movie ever, how that hack got to be so popular will forever be beyond me.

The Jrr anchorman and step brothers aren’t bad but the rest of his filmography....

@@morganfreeman2102 that's where you're wrong buddy, his movies have always been bad. Every single of them comes down to 'Will Ferrell does something random and/or silly' or 'Will Ferrell screams' it's the same type of humour 8 year olds enjoy, and it's fucking awful.

I think (hope) the video bitched about the usage of the quote rather than the quote itself.

Kangaroo nope, they talked about how the quote was dumb

He's almost on the same level as Adam Sandler for me at this point. Avoid.

There is one genuinely good film that isn't a comedy that has Will Ferrell as the lead star. It's called "Stranger than Fiction", and unlike his usual comedies, it actually has a message. The main concept is that Will Ferrell (unlike his regular roles) is a straight-laced, boring accountant with the IRS, who hears a voice one day narrating his life (that only he can hear, but he can't interact with). One day it tells him, "Little did he know that this simple, seemingly innocuous act would result in his imminent death.". The movie is essentially him trying to decipher if this is metaphorical or literal, who the mysterious narrator is, and him living his life for the first time and trying to figure out what actually makes him happy. It gets a little meta towards the third act, but the ending is...I'm almost in tears every time. It's always neat to find movies where comedians are put in serious roles. I'm not a fan of Taladega Nights, Semi-Pro, Blades of Glory, or Zoolander (though I do like Anchorman), and because of that, I generally write off most Will Ferrell movies since he doesn't seem to have much range. Stranger Than Fiction proved me wrong though, because Will Ferrell finally gets to play a role with some depth to it. His character is someone who has been numb to the world and is trying to figure out who he is, what he even likes, what his place in the world is, and what would it mean to the world if he died. There's some funny moments in it for sure, but it's a genuinely heart-warming movie about a guy breaking out of his shell. I would absolutely recommend you give it a look. It's not a good Will Ferrell movie. It's just a genuinely good movie that happens to have Will Ferrell as the main character.

He did do a good job as lord business in the LEGO movie though.

Except its still better than Jonah Hill and Seth Rogan's best movies where the only joy can be found when they are in abject agony.

@Lassi Kinnunen Terrance Hill and Bud Spencer are classic comedy movie stars they are amazingly funny even at their worst.

To be fair, this movie is just so absurdly bad, that it must have been an actual blast to make. I'm convinced they never intended to make a good product in the first place.

Metal Slime yes.

You! The pain of Armentalists everywhere

@@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 i hope you are referring to the vocation quest in dq9. If so I laugh in your feeble faces. You can put up your magic wards all you like, I'll be long gone before you can make the next move.

@@Deivid-bn6yw Indeed.

Metal Slime but I preferred the scene before that when Holmes creates his own drug cartel and then Watson gets kidnapped by Pablo Escobar and he finds pablo holding Watson at gun point so Holmes finds a wrench, does his calculation shit to try hit pablo in the arm to stop him from killing Watson but instead the wrench manages to hit the trigger of the pistol and Watson’s brain splatters everywhere.

At least they _tried_ to make him likable... I believe Cumberbatch (and Freeman too) did a pretty good job at his role.

I liked having Sherlock as a complete a-hole, but he had his moments in the right time that showed glimpses of humanity. Benedict and Martin had great chemistry.

At least the Cumberbach Holmes is a genius. The Farrell Holmes is... is... like Highlander 2.

I know, right? In the original stories Holmes was clinical, sure, but he was perfectly able to be polite and understanding. Heck, two of my favourite moments were his moment of panic when he thought Watson might've been killed and his genuinely being touched when Lestrade admits that he and the other Scotland Yard detectives admire and are proud to know him. I really despise the whole "genius is an antisocial asshole" trope.

@@TF2CrunchyFrog Highlander 2 is more fun to watch than this mess.

I guess he remembers it, so you don't have to.

@DillyDyson007 I once heard Hollywood described as *incestuous* . Think of that what you will.

@Dangle Baggins if I had to put up with Olivia Wilde for 5 years I'd shoot myself

Watson is kidnapped. First, discombobulate. Block bad joke, discombobulate. Distract villain with male historical figure, discombobulate. Employ anti-cringe block, discombobulate. In short, discombobulate.

You mean that Hans Zimmer song？

Especially since House was basically a modern reimagining of him.

We already have that

Yeah probably

@@zonkolbox This

And yet he hasn't played him OR the Doctor. *sigh*

I did not know Hugh Laurie was British.

So, Blackadder the Fifth. Set the the late 1800's.

@@ninjabluefyre3815 More like Blackadder the Three and a Halfth.

@@schwarzerritter5724 A lot of people don't. He does such a convincing Yankee accent.

@NinjaSnail1080 Pretty much.

Damn...

Rebypox right??? it *should* be hysterical because that is a theoretically really funny joke. idk how anyone could mess that up.

*Sudden Screaming from Arthur Conan Doyle's grave*

Which one assumes to be the sound of a vigorously boiling kettle.

Cactus Flowers he’s busy running the Cloning facility on Kamino.

Sherlock sucked too

Pissed RDJ noises. _sherlock_ sucks too.

Try Freddy Got Fingered, starring Tom Green.