"Can I Marry Marine?" Marine's IRL Dad's Conditions:

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@spinplater 2 ай бұрын

Her dad's a lightbulb, her mom's a fish. Together, they make Mr. Sparkle dish detergent.

@TheGreatAtario 2 ай бұрын

Well, there's your answer, Fishbulb-senchou.

@kephalai 2 ай бұрын

where did you see that her mom is a fish?

@diegov166 2 ай бұрын

@@kephalaiits a simpsons joke about Homer being a lightbulb and a fish combination

@albertoandrade9807 2 ай бұрын

Marine's mom was on a stream?

@Kirukilmao 2 ай бұрын

@@albertoandrade9807she doesn't have a mom, if I remember correctly

@realQuestion 2 ай бұрын

He cleverly added the bit about taxes to dampen the enthusiasm of the three million fans who want to marry Marine

@CivilizedWasteland 2 ай бұрын

He's based

@Limrasson 2 ай бұрын

The moment you have an income you are paying taxes. But it does sort out those "anarcho-capitalist" morons, so based Marine Dad

@TheJeyR 2 ай бұрын

@@Limrasson Just like I heard from some african warlord, "whenever someome talks to me about anarcho-capitalism, it is usually followed by repealing the age of consent"

@thatonejoey1847 2 ай бұрын

@@TheJeyR nah that's post ww2 french philosophers. Every Single Time

@montanarose4622 Ай бұрын

@@TheJeyRsseth fan spotted, in the most unlikely of places

@Zhizar_ 2 ай бұрын

*Tch * I almost got all of them, but he started talking about paying taxes

@valeforyoru 2 ай бұрын

I see you must be Bruce Wayne, Bruce never pays taxes, that's how you stay billionaire

@nessesaryschoolthing 2 ай бұрын

Telling Marine at the door, "I don't care who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes!"

@suiplushjumpscare 2 ай бұрын

as one brave person once said 'bring every battleship you have, im not paying my taxes

@CybersteelEx 2 ай бұрын

Same. I don't believe in taxes.

@Da_A- 2 ай бұрын

Texas is real?

@ivanbluecool 2 ай бұрын

Marine dad: if I can marry Choco you can marry marine

@samikrungoken 2 ай бұрын

Well I'll take choco instead

@KingOfYamimakai 2 ай бұрын

That is going to open a can of worm that Cover don't want happening. If Choco does decide to marry Senchou's dad things are going to be quite awkward when Off Collab happens as HoloMem and Senchou well be going to Senchou's family home instead of Choco-Sensei's home. Plus I think there is some kind of policy that prevent HoloMem from marrying into another Holomem's family in Cover?

@dragonbretheren 2 ай бұрын

Would that make Choco-sensei retroactively steal "First Holo Mom Debut"?

@KingOfYamimakai 2 ай бұрын

@@dragonbretheren Maybe?

@memethief4113 2 ай бұрын

@@KingOfYamimakaithere are no rules between members having relationships between each other (and with people outside of Hololive), only between members and staff, as that creates a power imbalance issue

@user-bu9nd9c5b 2 ай бұрын

Marine dad is based good japan citizen

@andre_cinelli 2 ай бұрын

Paranaense fã de vtubers, uau

@DinnerForkTongue 2 ай бұрын

@@andre_cinelli Garanto que só nesses comentários tem um brasileiro de cada estado.

@BlackCatRedScarf 2 ай бұрын

Meu povo, meu Paraná. Terra do pinhão na brasa, barreado de Morretes e café forte vindo do norte. :D

@meskalin3 2 ай бұрын

Hello, my fellow Paranaenses :D

@rodrigolivsan 2 ай бұрын

@@meskalin3 Curitibano aqui =)

@SatoshiKenji 2 ай бұрын

Considering how she and some Holomems describing Marine's dad, he sounds exactly how I'd imagine.

@k-ondoomer 2 ай бұрын

her model is insane you can see the slight embarrassment of a parent telling a story that could go either way lmao all those micro expressions

@Pain-And-Gain 2 ай бұрын

Eyebrow movements and slightly lowering head

@hibikiholmes2867 2 ай бұрын

For an old man, Marine's dad seems pretty bright.

@user-hi1bz7zm9n 2 ай бұрын

I mean, wisdome comes with age... Older people generally tend to be far wiser than younger people

@wek4758 2 ай бұрын

@@user-hi1bz7zm9n that, and the fact that his head is a literal lightbulb

@noahpilarski 2 ай бұрын

🤣

@itiswhatitisnowcrymore 2 ай бұрын

BRO 😭😭😭

@azurerider812 2 ай бұрын

Inaff

@LibertyScholar 2 ай бұрын

Her dad drove her home 4 hours one way, and then 4 back for him, just to cheer her up when she went through a hard time. BASED Papa Pirate!

@piotr004 2 ай бұрын

He is BASED! Could you provide more context when that driving happened? I have a glimpse of it, but maybe I am mixing some things with Marine's sister, because there was some driving story with Marine's sister too. Either way, so happy when a parent is supporting and taking care of their children!

@TotemoGaijin 2 ай бұрын

@@piotr004 I think it was just that she went home one time to visit, but wasn't ready to leave her dad yet, so asked him to drive her home or something sweet like that.

@akaaoi 2 ай бұрын

@@piotr004 Komainu EN did an animated clip of it back in August 2022, just go to their channel and search the videos for "Marine Senchou makes complaints to her dad "

@justkats9371 2 ай бұрын

The thing about children going on an errand to the convenience store alone is a pretty common thing, and if its a smaller town, the cutest thing to see because everyone knows its happening so they just look out for the kid, silently cheering them on lol. There's a TV show called はじめてのおつかい (My First Errand) showcasing it~

@Despotic_Waffle 2 ай бұрын

Thats so wholesome

@seaglass3034 2 ай бұрын

That. Is adorable. lol...

@sword3349 2 ай бұрын

I could never. As a little kid I would've found some way to screw up or just straight up forget the thing I was sent to and probably cry about it lmao.

@albinoasesino 2 ай бұрын

The Japanese language has a phrase for this 「かわいい子には旅をさせよ」

@GuntanksInSpace 2 ай бұрын

There's even a gag about it in Carnival Phantasm, replace child with Berserker buying eneloops lol

@strf90105 2 ай бұрын

he went from "haha she was shy" to witness report on news of kids throwing coins in shrubs

@nigelis2345 2 ай бұрын

If Choco- Sensei does agree to marry Marine's dad, then Aqua would get a hot step grandma.

@LecherousLizard 2 ай бұрын

What, was that something he said?

@josephgomez5566 2 ай бұрын

Marine said he really liked Choco

@HudaefCares 2 ай бұрын

Kinda awkward coz they're genmates lol

@Insane_Kane 2 ай бұрын

@@LecherousLizard you can check out the clips basically marine showed him a pic of her at disney and all he did was comment on choco who also happened to be in the pic :D to make matters worse choco actually responded to him by teasing a little "do you drink ? you know im even prettier in person"

@LecherousLizard 2 ай бұрын

@@Insane_Kane Well, that's hilarious. I at least hope Marine's mom is out of the proverbial picture though.

@mariothane8754 2 ай бұрын

He seems like the kind of dad you go to when you’re exhausted and just makes the world feel simpler and easier. Good guy.

@Raul_27 2 ай бұрын

A lightbulb 💡 Lol.

@francisco3992 2 ай бұрын

I think she mentioned he was bald, so maybe its an inside joke

@Raul_27 2 ай бұрын

@@francisco3992 his head shines?

@KawaiiNeko333 2 ай бұрын

She's seen (and probably collected) the "art" of Pekomama and doesn't want the internet making rule34 of her salaryman dad.

@rade-blunner7824 2 ай бұрын

Him having a literal lightbulb for head has effectively been canonised in a couple of shorts by Marine's old schoolfriend Riku late last year. She also established a design for Marine's sister, which A-KA is replicating here, too.

@Playguu 2 ай бұрын

@@KawaiiNeko333 Idolm@ster fans know that making their head something very easy to draw is only going to make art easier.

@AnActualDinosaur 2 ай бұрын

"Fulfilling the Three Major Duties of a Japanese Citizen" is such a funny way to put it lmao Who knew this pirate's dad was such a law and duty-focused person!

@ramsi3545 2 ай бұрын

I just imagined Luffy and Garp for a second after your comment lol

@chitandaeru7239 2 ай бұрын

I don't know why I kinda expected something Shinzo Abe would say

@Meonium 2 ай бұрын

Don't forget Marine canonically is cosplaying as a pirate. Even the ship shown during her first 3D was borrowed

@Terralventhe 2 ай бұрын

@@Meonium So her father is a navy man in this scenario?

@Glaugan 2 ай бұрын

Lawful father, unlawful daughter

@emonnyentrick 2 ай бұрын

Love that the list is using japanese written form and marine's dad using japanese respectful form

@dansketch4603 2 ай бұрын

Lower class: tax evasion is impossible Middle class: tax evasion is a crime Upper class: tax evasion is an obligation and money laundering is a complementary skill

@johnnysanchez9505 2 ай бұрын

In LATAM, it's inverted lmao. For poors, a mandatory skill For midclass, an risky option For rich fellas... they don't have choice.

@Yamoyashi 2 ай бұрын

the strictest father having the most carefree daughter is such a common occurrence lol

@astrealove2247 2 ай бұрын

So basically if you're a hardworking Japanese man (not specified, but heavily implied), who love and is willing to take good care of Marine, then you can marry Marine.

@scottiecurrie7927 2 ай бұрын

But you also gotta pay taxes...

@uteriel282 2 ай бұрын

i would guess the japanese part is optional as long as you have japanese citizenship so its fine.

@McDudes 2 ай бұрын

@@uteriel282how many gaijin's knows how to do Japanese tax tho 💀

@JoSan3 2 ай бұрын

@@McDudes The tax is already deducted from your salary here. Doesn't matter if you domestic or foreign worker

@screwgoogle4993 2 ай бұрын

@@uteriel282 You would guess wrong out of wishful thinking. Japanese don't have this American liberal mindset, a fact you miserable weebs are so desperate to ignore because it means those funny Japanese people aren't actually a cartoon like you thought they were. It means no, they won't kiss your ass just because you're American. The strong traditional family values of the Japanese are why their culture is so resistant to Communist influence, and thus constantly accused of "xenophobia" by the useful idiots so out of touch with Japanese culture they don't even realize how hated American "liberalism" is there. You are not welcome there for a reason. Subversive twat. Acting like allowing your people to be replaced is the only choice. Screw you. Japan is for the Japanese, not for weebs who think the Japanese are their little pets.

@madaggar9765 2 ай бұрын

#6 Got me good. I don't even know if it was meant to be funny, but I laughed pretty hard.

@NeuronActivation 2 ай бұрын

Senchou papa: "Someone who can fulfill the three major duties of a Japanese citizen" Her dad's points were very wholesome, he wants the best for this grandma pirate

@skrisdas9264 2 ай бұрын

He forgot the most important one tbh and that's boosting birth rates ;)

@seaglass3034 2 ай бұрын

@@skrisdas9264 Tbf, that's going to take a heroic effort at this point. But, funny nonetheless. lol

@rodrigolivsan 2 ай бұрын

How to say "Can't be a kagainiki" without saying "Can't be a kagainiki"

@uteriel282 2 ай бұрын

@@rodrigolivsan take japanese citizenship and fulfilling all those points aint no problem.

@rodrigolivsan 2 ай бұрын

@@uteriel282 But to get citizenship you need to forfeit your current citizenship. Japan prohibits multiple nationality

@evinwondersol1732 2 ай бұрын

I swear I thought she said she'd never bring him on stream cuz his sense of humor is even dirtier lol, but it's nice to see them together after how much she talked about her dad :)

@GoldRichness 2 ай бұрын

Times change and it’s not like she would’ve stuck to that permanently

@captsomeguy1 2 ай бұрын

Thats why he's reading from the cue cards lol

@MakotoTheKnight 2 ай бұрын

He's on rails, and it's pre-recorded, it's 100% safe 😅

@NeroTheBoop 2 ай бұрын

Based Senchou papa

@IshimurA99 2 ай бұрын

Marine has a great father, he loves his child very much :)

@darrylferguson3622 2 ай бұрын

I like how how her dad threw in that last requirement to basically roadblock her fans - they can do the first five just fine, but the last one may be a challenge

@chris_t2020 2 ай бұрын

I picture Marine's dad as the teacher from that English class Japanese sketch with foreigners.

@yong9613 2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Lutz4Kurisu 2 ай бұрын

is this company interview? he literally tell me “to able get hired, you need good education background and pay taxes” lol😂

@Nymphonomicon 2 ай бұрын

"I won't lie, Marine's Dad had me in the first half..."

@shutupluffy2 2 ай бұрын

Marine's dad is so sweet, we need more of him!

@norad_clips 2 ай бұрын

Based Dad with the list

@mung01re 2 ай бұрын

He sounds like every father ever. Good for him.

@nutshot_brawler8466 2 ай бұрын

He sounds EXACTLY like i thought he would, like the hard-boiled, grizzled old man drinking sake at an izakaya

@johnnysanchez9505 2 ай бұрын

izakaya? a kind of bar? a tent?

@screwgoogle4993 2 ай бұрын

@@johnnysanchez9505 Why would you wait for some commenter to answer your question when you can get it instantly by fucking looking it up yourself? Is this what passes for conversation to you?

@johnnysanchez9505 2 ай бұрын

@@screwgoogle4993 cuz for some reason, google get blocked in my browser (chrome)

@YukiColburn Ай бұрын

@@screwgoogle4993 The same could be said about being an unhelpful asshole without any prompt or provocation behind it, does it pass for conversation to you? But then again, we'd have to tackle the can of worms that is "hypocrisy"...

@germanalfaro6342 2 ай бұрын

HoloDads?....Hmmmmm...... Sure!!!!!

@deadlishaoran 2 ай бұрын

Whoever marries Marine would then join Holo dad's as Aqua's stepdad.

@philtkaswahl2124 2 ай бұрын

Marine's dad revealing young Marine actually doing pirate things and plundering booty and hastily attempting to bury treasure. Even if that booty was just 500 yen.

@seisoch6969 2 ай бұрын

the loot was ok according to her age

@pimiento3428 Ай бұрын

he sounds like one of those grizzled fishermen who gives life advices on an afterschool sunset

@suiplushjumpscare 2 ай бұрын

tried to follow the instructions,now ive become her dog

@scottiecurrie7927 2 ай бұрын

Close enough

@mabel3989 2 ай бұрын

Isn't that better?

@Rihardololz 2 ай бұрын

Looks like Neuro is not the only one. Dog i am.

@OhitsONnow 2 ай бұрын

at least you dont have to pay taxes

@OdaSwifteye 2 ай бұрын

Neutral ending.

@Wolfrich666 2 ай бұрын

the dad killed all of her fans with his "you can marry her if you are a role model member of society" at this point shes never getting married XD

@uuu12343 2 ай бұрын

The way he explained "The 3 requirements of a Japanese person" is like a proper comedian

@narusaymandom1107 2 ай бұрын

Nooo, i evade my taxes all of this time

@CrumbMuffins 2 ай бұрын

That’s a man who absolutely loves his daughters, absolute chad.

@NeuronActivation 2 ай бұрын

Senchou's dad sounds exactly how id imagine him to sound. Especially given all the descriptions weve been getting about him. Now all we need is for him to appear with a fully working model

@KenanVonKaiser 2 ай бұрын

@NeuronActivation CRINGE!

@cej3940 2 ай бұрын

Man, Marine's dad is great lol

@justasimplegamer129 Ай бұрын

Sounded like a Garp and Luffy moment here. Father wanting to support his daughter, accepting her future husband as a well organized civilian of all 3 duties he mentioned. Meanwhile Marine is just being a pirate

@Kyokujunk Ай бұрын

The providing for her part might be hard, since she makes a shit ton of money, lol

@jackofblades3998 2 ай бұрын

"Someone who wont be violent to Marine" She wants someone who is like that though... kusa

@KiraKenjiro Ай бұрын

He lost me at paying taxes, I'll never marry anyone..

@djkohai8230 2 ай бұрын

hia head really was shiny

@atomixfang 2 ай бұрын

He seems to have the same tone of Takeshi Kitano. Hope we get more of him. Sounds like an interesting person to listen.

@antthefool7637 2 ай бұрын

Taxes…it’s so over

@hmr1122 2 ай бұрын

The gigest of chads.

@grimmashley8422 2 ай бұрын

When he started talking about the Three Major Duties of a Japanese Citizen, it sounded like Marine's dad was some kind of federal agent, using VTubers to ensure people follow the government's rules

@chevriguevara3743 2 ай бұрын

dad sounds either rowdy or a delinquent 😂 but is a good upstanding citizen

@Shendue 2 ай бұрын

He seems like an earnest, nice person.

@Chr.Monika6469 Ай бұрын

Shinzo Abe would be proud!

@rattle_me_bones Ай бұрын

I love how throughout the interview with her dad, Marine's eyebrows do not cease their roof formation, forever nervous.

@KenanVonKaiser 2 ай бұрын

I Did Not Hear A No!

@bleeborg 2 ай бұрын

I'm 6 for 6. 日本に帰る時が来た。

@yodawgzgaming4416 2 ай бұрын

What a sweet pops! It's easy to see where Marine's bubbly nature comes from

@kaitokatsuki6862 2 ай бұрын

7, Must have superb physical stamina

@SolStryker 2 ай бұрын

Extreme wholesomeness.

@nuggetsschumaker4371 Ай бұрын

I fit on all categories. だが断る。

@williamvun 2 ай бұрын

well the father is next debut

@yotaruvegeta Ай бұрын

Pay your taxes, Mr. Marine!

@ImprovmanZero 2 ай бұрын

As a father I fully agree with his statements

@TomtheWonderDog 2 ай бұрын

He sounds so mature to have a 17 year old daughter.

@iforgor8391 Ай бұрын

"i have an idea!" ahh dad

@wardenm 2 ай бұрын

More and more I just want a Hololive parents wave. Not needing regular streams throughout the week, but just given their own lil debuts and occasional collabs. Something they can pop in on and support their kid/kid's friends when they want. Like visiting your grandparents' house, so to speak. There's lots of little react style content that's always fun seeing how different generations take to things, or they could just sub in on their kiddo's stream now and then... Any number of ways to go about it. If the success of Pekomama and such is anything to go off of though, there's definitely an audience.

@whalecrown 2 ай бұрын

Marine Sechou's dad? now thats a dad 💡

@shiddiweeb 2 ай бұрын

He was nervous but I can feel in this man the storytelling skills of Marine. I'd like to hear more from him buuuut 🥲

@lokksiders__2151 Ай бұрын

Imagine trying to marry a Pirate Captain and her father as about taxes 😂

@skullcolectolector Ай бұрын

Garp luffy moment indeed xD

@chinmustache6420 2 ай бұрын

Time to become an upstanding Japanese citizen

@seisoch6969 2 ай бұрын

damn i was like "i met all the conditions!" until he said the last one, well played marine dad, well played

@Lennox-eu7zu 25 күн бұрын

Thats a good dad

@Milim_N Ай бұрын

her dad is so cool!! It's nice to see Marine interact with him candidly, he's like mega お父さん energy

@RayRMT 2 ай бұрын

"Someone who won't be violent" I have no enemies. Still feel like the last 2 would be hard for me lol rip Senchou marriage dream

@screwgoogle4993 2 ай бұрын

You have no enemies because you have no values

@vibinmikegothyped3270 2 ай бұрын

Brothers, I've failed at the tax part, now it's your turn.

@johnnysanchez9505 2 ай бұрын

I'm argentinian, and Fallout NewVegas player. Need to explain?

@vibinmikegothyped3270 2 ай бұрын

@@johnnysanchez9505 actually, I do; I'm not familiar with these stuff lol

@johnnysanchez9505 2 ай бұрын

@@vibinmikegothyped3270 we 🇦🇷, are experts on tax evasion. And FNV, here's the context: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bKdlpcR9varXnZc.html

@narukamiyuu9698 2 ай бұрын

I can't believe houshou papa finally debut, while she said, she will never ever make his appearance 😂 Damn her journey already comes this far, I'm so proud of her. T. T

@----x----- 2 ай бұрын

he's so wholesome! what a great dad truly wants the best for her

@rhaven090 2 ай бұрын

Taxes? Pass.

@daltronius 2 ай бұрын

Taxes😭

@Satans_Adopted Ай бұрын

"someone who know how to pay tax" Me: so irl tax, senpai tax, biboo tax... what else i'm missing?

@marcosramos9129 2 ай бұрын

Another holopapa "debut" Let's goooo

@adamsharp9081 2 ай бұрын

Not a surprise a great dad raised a wonderful woman

@intorsusvolo7834 2 ай бұрын

He doesn’t sound like a pirate at all…

@FBI_Not 2 ай бұрын

Bro did sound like a proud pirate

@jerryleon4280 2 ай бұрын

That cursed #6 brought up by the father of senchou. Oh well.

@XiaoMeiMei-vg2cv Ай бұрын

2:14 Well. Looks like majority of us are out.

@lost9709 2 ай бұрын

thumbnail going wild

@SunnyDLux Ай бұрын

Conditions 1-5: please take good care of my daughter and treat her right. 6: BE A TRUE PATRIOT 🇯🇵

@MirohTheo Ай бұрын

even the dad sounds like a pirate 😅

@Sen-ki- Ай бұрын

I had all of them until he mentioned tax payment

@josienakamura4967 2 ай бұрын

Based mam pays his taxes and expects others to do the same, absolute respect

@DeftestAphid2 2 ай бұрын

Number 4 is a crafty one. Thats the one everyone who attempts to be with her should understand in full detail.

@wosupbro 2 ай бұрын

He’s a very bright man

@Zivin Ай бұрын

TAXES!? Looks like I aint marrying.

@marktheshark5733 2 ай бұрын

If she’s a grandma wonder how older great grandpa is

@JezzmanGAMES Ай бұрын

**Father starts listing requirements** Me: I might have a chance! Father: He has to be able to do Japanese taxes. Me: Well, a guy can dream.

@T2yche Ай бұрын

You lost me at tax's.

@Megalomaniakaal 2 ай бұрын

marine and sis: my money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds... Dad: *Proud*

@saber_xyt 2 ай бұрын

Lmao i love senchou 😂 shes so cute