Home Improvement: Tool Time Part 2

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Danicalo

17 жыл бұрын

more clips from the tv show home improvement.

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@mjp5429 5 жыл бұрын

Back when tv was worth watching.

@3182john 3 ай бұрын

Oh please…

@BobBob-ms9gt 3 ай бұрын

@@3182john/ That's what I say when nearly every new show/movie etc has some political nonsense in it. Miss the days when a show did not have the desire to lecture you

@calebeverest8378 2 жыл бұрын

“If it doesn’t say Binford on it…. somebody else makes it” 😂😂

@theblackcelt 4 жыл бұрын

25 years later and this show is still hilarious

@RAYRAYDAY 8 ай бұрын

Even more hilarious to me than when I watched it as a kid, actually. Haha

@theblackcelt 8 ай бұрын

@@RAYRAYDAY cause we get all the adult jokes

@paudsmcmack3117 Жыл бұрын

As a kid growing up in Detroit this show was always on...Now as a 40 year old I appreciate some of the humor and dynamics a lot more.

@xjcrossx Жыл бұрын

The relationship between Tim and Jill and their jokes make a lot more sense to me now.

@MrBda241 3 жыл бұрын

I love how when Tim says "I rewired it", everyone immediately think "Oh god, this ought to be good".

@hell5309 Жыл бұрын

I thought he was gonna shock himself, personally.

@warriorsfan19 12 жыл бұрын

Even when Tim is being serious, something always happens.

@tommyv4980 4 жыл бұрын

5:19 "put an apron on there, we'll call it Al's mom" 😂👌

@MutualDeath 5 жыл бұрын

this would have been an amazing youtube channel

@heiselproductions_01 4 жыл бұрын

I’d honestly love to see an actual full episode of Tool Time.

@user-cc4gk6gx6w 3 жыл бұрын

That’d be a show i’d watch every week lol

@youtert 3 жыл бұрын

Thats a bad idea, Tim.

@danwat1234 3 жыл бұрын

Ok then go to the Dailymotion site

@corylefebvre8488 3 жыл бұрын

Fictional. Fictional characters lol

@kyleroberts3814 2 жыл бұрын

Try the Red Green Show 😆

@vickyl91 6 жыл бұрын

I love al’s reaction when Tim messes something up

@not-so-smartaleck8987 4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes his reaction is to run for his life! Ha ha ha...

@Football__Junkie 3 жыл бұрын

I don’t think so Tim

@maize09blue 9 ай бұрын

Home Improvement, Married with Children and Frasier were my Holy Trinity of comedy shows.

@brianhalljr.2637 9 ай бұрын

Mine are Home Improvement, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and That 70s Show.

@TomDeVito 11 ай бұрын

“Actually Tim our insurance cancelled after the fourth show” “Well, glue it what do we got now?” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

@davidmorse2972 3 жыл бұрын

Famous last words: Al I've been doing this for years

@philipperiopel1911 5 жыл бұрын

3:54; now that's a truck!No electronic gadgets, solid front axle, big block, real chrome, steel no plastic, testosterone built, man i'm in heaven!!!

@philipperiopel1911 5 жыл бұрын

@Arden's hammer Price is already 4 times higher! Eh!

@prestonkerr4421 5 жыл бұрын

Yes you got that right

@prestonkerr4421 5 жыл бұрын

FinalEvilElpis well 1.) there hard to work on/ very confusing, 2.) the go for space if you look under the hood in a 1968 350 Pontiac firebird you will see there is lots of extra room to work, to can get to anything and unlike nowadays you have to pretty well remove 1 or more parts to get to the one your going to replace or repair. Also I’m almost 16 which isn’t old but in still old school, But older stuff is so easy and never a headache to work on so anyone can do it!

@prestonkerr4421 5 жыл бұрын

FinalEvilElpis Oh yes definitely yup because when your going to replace your old battery in a new car you should not that to remove shit out from in the wheel well compared to older vehicles it’s right there just undo the grounds and mounts and it’s good. I’m not lazy it faster quicker and you don’t need expensive useless tools

@elage1722 5 жыл бұрын

@FinalEvilElpis aren't you fun at parties, lol. When's the last time you changed the oil in your car, or replaced a headlight? It's inevitable that things break over time, and since the majority of the population aren't princesses we have to deal with it. what do you mean "don't buy shitty vehicles"? A shitty vehicle is one that costs upward of $1000 to fix every-time it breaks down, aka electrical problems. They're really annoying; people specialize in it- I've rewired motorcycles and newer trucks and it helps you appreciate the older, simpler cars. P.S.- work on your comebacks- "Not all vehicles do that, moron. You are lazy, and ignorant." Proof of that? English above that of a 2nd grader?

@ShinkuGouki 4 жыл бұрын

This show was awesome. I was 11 years old back in 2000 and this show was as good as the Simpsons

@wizard9403 5 жыл бұрын

How Tim has stayed alive this long is beyond me!

@suiko2fan2 4 жыл бұрын

plot armor!

@MrVavant 4 жыл бұрын

Hes the highlander hes immortal

@jasonleslie203 2 жыл бұрын

Immortal or just has infinite LUCK

@LiterallyCensoredDaily Жыл бұрын

Messing himself up so frequently with electricity and various chemicals and solvents has imbued him with super powers, and all those broken bones healed back stronger, making him almost invulnerable to impact damage.

@animemangafan1987 6 жыл бұрын

My favorite funny part was when Tim accidentally hit the brake release of the crane to drop the steel beam on top of Jill's car (Chevy Nomad) which turns into a giant hot dog bun at 2:16!🤣LMAO!

@brianhalljr.2637 9 ай бұрын

That's one thing Jill got mad about.

@jenniferwills9752 5 ай бұрын

Jill: "Tim, you got some splainning to do"

@corjonbett 14 жыл бұрын

And remember: If your tool says Binford GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! A TOOL'S NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK TO YA!!!

@tr1338 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@themasoneverythingshow6915 3 жыл бұрын

I died it was so funny

@jeradpaulson771 3 жыл бұрын

@@themasoneverythingshow6915 which episode was that in?

@themasoneverythingshow6915 3 жыл бұрын

@@jeradpaulson771 i dont remember

@korimislam-hn9fg 8 ай бұрын

I love your suggestions. My favorites were your accessory arrangement and storing your tools within your house rather than in the garage. I admired the adorable, lovely tower in which you kept your instruments. I appreciate taking on responsibilities right now, just like you. Thank you for sharing! More videos about organization would be great!

@rushdi34 8 жыл бұрын

this show was baller

@louismcclung466 6 жыл бұрын

The episode where he crushed that beautiful car just made me cry! Im so glad it was hopefully only a shell!

@WilleJamesHuff 5 жыл бұрын

Louis McClung they didn’t crush a real nomad. www.imcdb.org/v009883.html

@jasonleslie203 2 жыл бұрын

Yea. They had to go to great lengths to find that care just to smash it. Its a miricle his wife never divorced him.

@c.h1645 2 жыл бұрын

Blood, Sweat & Gears should of been featured more on the show, such an underrated scene, and a beautiful example of a classic American truck.

@falmark187 4 жыл бұрын

Love the fact that Tim never ever learns

@landyachtfan79 4 жыл бұрын

0:37.........BEST GAG OF THE WHOLE SERIES!!!!!!!!

@Raymel2366 4 жыл бұрын

At 4:32: This moment is bought to you by 'FARMERS INSURANCE' "Talk to Farmers. We know a thing or two, because we seen a thing or two." WE ARE FARMERS! BUM BA BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM!

@Powerranger-le4up 4 жыл бұрын

And at 2:17

@treyliles117 3 жыл бұрын

I love how when he messes up on the router he makes a B for Binford

@mikepeterson764 7 жыл бұрын

if it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else made it.

@alanmalcheski8882 4 жыл бұрын

Mike Peterson what if it says Gedney?

@Steveman27 4 жыл бұрын

@@alanmalcheski8882 What if it says Fucker?

@alanmalcheski8882 4 жыл бұрын

steve Kos I don't know, what does it mean if it says FUCKER?

@Steveman27 4 жыл бұрын

@@alanmalcheski8882 I don't know either, but it sure would be pretty funny.

@alanmalcheski8882 4 жыл бұрын

steve Kos almost as funny as this show... so barely funny.

@tempo1889 5 жыл бұрын

" and get a claw hammer get that out of your thigh put some Salve on it." Toolman first aid 101.

@minusstargamer5313 5 жыл бұрын

Poor Tim. When he actually takes safety into consideration, he still screws up.

@TheDvdral 11 жыл бұрын

'If it doesn't say Binford on it... Somebody else makes it.'

@ruthmeaux1430 3 ай бұрын

One of my all time favorite shows ever! I still watch it all the time. I love the relationship between Tim and Jill and Tim and the boys. So much better than the shows today. I love that he's a car guy bc I'm a car girl. I love muscle cars.

@joejohnson5870 3 жыл бұрын

Watched this show all the time growing up. Watched it all over again in Afghanistan. Severally underappreciated this show growing up. Fucking hilarious and also some good life lessons with Wilson and the pickles Tim put himself into

@morganm9040 Жыл бұрын

Hi-ho neighbor!

@disturbedpyro4511 2 жыл бұрын

My first name is Tim. I loved this show so much that my entire family calls me Timbo now because i liked his nickname so much.

@rustynail795 6 жыл бұрын

That poor Nomad

@torballs 5 жыл бұрын

they swapped it out for a different model for that shot. Not a Nomad

@Him69429 4 жыл бұрын

They animated that part.

@Him69429 4 жыл бұрын

A beam that big and heavy would compress those springs with no rebound. Not to mention that amount of weight would surely pop a tire

@tylerbonser7686 5 жыл бұрын

the good ol days of tv

@dl4087 4 жыл бұрын

I loved Home Improvement.

@PollockQT 14 жыл бұрын

In my heart it's always tool time...

@Darknights23 4 жыл бұрын

2:17 one of the funniest scenes in TV history

@morganm9040 Жыл бұрын

A giant hot dog 🌭 bun

@1968mayan 12 жыл бұрын

pamela anderson looks so good, and young,.,.,., good memories!!!!!!!!!

@RaySchwarz. 5 жыл бұрын

Before she got tattoos, fake tits, and plastic surgery

@PatrickWagz 4 жыл бұрын

@@RaySchwarz. and before she got all gross on Tommy Lee and Kid ROCK! gross!

@RDSports5 4 жыл бұрын

Pre Barbed Wire Pamela Anderson was a real pretty woman. Her Baywatch days were the best, but after say 1995-96, it was all downhill from there...

@MexiSword Жыл бұрын

"Actually Tim the insurance company cancled on us after the fourth show." Five minuets later and he proves the insurance agency's point.

@Jamezy316 Жыл бұрын

I remember always seeing this on growing up, but never actually watched a full episode. I had no idea it was a comedy show, and a good one at that. Always thought it was a boring show about tools and carpentry. 😂

@alexthompson5275 4 жыл бұрын

Never trust Tim with a crane

@Rockabillyman26 3 жыл бұрын

the best part of Home Improvement was Tool Time.

@drewski1535 3 жыл бұрын

Becareful not to use a fishing rod in a lightening storm, tim did a great job making an electrical storm in the studio

@0123456789039 5 жыл бұрын

The lesson at 2:15 is never let Tim operate a crane again. EVER.

@drewski1535 7 ай бұрын

Or leave a vehicle in close proximity of any equipment that Tim might use

@USAIRFORCE621 8 жыл бұрын

Now all we need is a square peg, Al hope in! LMAO!

@GearedUndersGoToGuy 3 жыл бұрын

That`s a good looking rod, That`s what she said.

@UnTamedMustang 4 жыл бұрын

LOL ! Why cant we have good shows like this anymore !

@LiterallyCensoredDaily Жыл бұрын

Because it's not a binge watchable drama series made by and for libtards.

@Hiei2k7 16 жыл бұрын

Beautiful truck!

@rahkinrah1963 6 жыл бұрын

couldn't then - and now, can't stop laughing!

@keithrobinson357 3 жыл бұрын

Best show ever

@SPACECADET2U 14 жыл бұрын

1600 - you got two of them now!!!!

@redvue04 5 жыл бұрын

Still to this day, that beam hurts!

@checkswing576 4 жыл бұрын

I'm in love with that truck!

@crayzmoe 8 жыл бұрын

brings back memories

@arielgonzalez5296 4 жыл бұрын

U can see on LAFF tv network

@randyhutchinson9910 5 жыл бұрын

I loved this show

@robertochernandez6560 4 жыл бұрын

When around tools (hardware store) Tim the toolman Taylor comes out of me like a kid in toys r us. ...

@CorvusOfMellori 7 жыл бұрын

4:27 "BLOOD, SWEAT, AND GEARS!!"

@ShinGreg88 9 жыл бұрын

7:05 And it was at that moment that Tim knew, he f@*ked up. LMAO!!!!!

@TakashiAmanoOriginal Жыл бұрын

Al keeping it together in the first scene is gold

@eric21200 Жыл бұрын

Not even you can break that Tim. Al: Don't bet on it! 😂

@drewski1535 7 ай бұрын

7:05 Not break but get shocked by⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

@krisfrederick5001 4 жыл бұрын

I don't understand how people dislike this, did you not know what you were clicking on? Go put your thumbs somewhere else.

@justas525 4 жыл бұрын

We'll be right back after these messages from binford

@Gamingnstuff131 Жыл бұрын

“Before you sand this table, will you reimburse me?” No response 🤣

@hasaniennis442 Жыл бұрын

There’s Super Dave, then there’s The Tool man. I get stomach cramps from laughing so hard!🤣🚑

@BlayzedBlue 5 жыл бұрын

I liked when Tim went up against Bob Vila

@Krutzbe 2 жыл бұрын

Eugene Tackleberry at his best!

@JJ_Incognitus 29 күн бұрын

-Not even you can break that, Tim -Don't bet on it

@corinkirkland 4 жыл бұрын

Absolute classic

@EminemFan202 12 жыл бұрын

0:00-9:22 made my stomach burst open from laughter!

@execatty 4 жыл бұрын

Always loved Tim.. Really funny freaking guy

@jeradpaulson771 Жыл бұрын

0:00 9:22

@alexpozniak4106 Жыл бұрын

Tim gluing his head to the table will always be my favorite. 2nd is "Al's a gal" permanently on the side of the building.

@crusher898 17 жыл бұрын

love this show!!!

@zap_sigma1 2 жыл бұрын

Ok, they seriously need to reboot this show.

@jasonleslie203 2 жыл бұрын

It wouldn't be the same. And they did something similar-last man standing. Then later put the two characters in the same UNIVERSE. And had them actually meet each other.

@zap_sigma1 2 жыл бұрын

@@jasonleslie203 Well of course it wouldn't. But that doesn't mean it couldn't be funny. Twenty plus years pass & have Tim still blow everything up.

@jasonleslie203 2 жыл бұрын

@@zap_sigma1 if they did it right. Found the right actor chemistry. And good story telling. Then it might work.

@codymartin20117 4 жыл бұрын

How did the piece of wood not fall through after this cut????? 3:10-3:15. Please explain looks like a pretty clean-cut to me...

@Thecrazyframer 6 жыл бұрын

7:33 Tim and Al should both be wearing respirators . OH and S would freak out today!

@Lycanthromancer1 4 жыл бұрын

Tim the Tool Man Taylor: Turning nail guns into rail guns since high school shop class.

@RDSports5 4 жыл бұрын

I think they came out with a Super Nintendo game where Tim used the nail gun as his weapon of choice, haha :P

@Lycanthromancer1 4 жыл бұрын

@@RDSports5 Someone should make a game where you play as Tim, constantly "upgrading" regular tools into horrific weapons which will totally break the Geneva Convention in half. Game Al: "Tim, did you turn that electric can opener into a saw-blade launcher? *_Again?"_*

@LiterallyCensoredDaily Жыл бұрын

You can unlock fast travel with the "Harley Lawn Mower" perk, but it drives in reverse, so you can only fast travel to places you have already been.

@togounshlopbunglabow9303 3 жыл бұрын

This was a couple months before I graduated.. just wow

@mikewaite4002 5 жыл бұрын

clicked on for the jacked up Chevy truck !

@jeremiahlozano8484 4 жыл бұрын

Hell yea me too! Badass cherry truck.

@aaronhuffman4852 2 жыл бұрын

Love that truck!!!!!! I wish it was mine!!!

@flint1768 2 жыл бұрын

I really like Last Man Standing, but this show is way better!!!

@lockonstratos7787 4 жыл бұрын

It hurts every time I see that nomad get squished

@JW...-oj5iw 4 жыл бұрын

Not actually a Nomad. They mocked up a fake, rather than destroying a classic.

@natebellville3621 7 жыл бұрын

0:40 'and no loose clothing' *Tim's shirt comes off*

@natebellville3621 5 жыл бұрын

Or Heidi

@not-so-smartaleck8987 5 жыл бұрын

Didn't Wilson used to say "hi-dee-ho" to Tim all the time? In this case, it would be "Heidi-ho"! ;)

@Purrky 17 жыл бұрын

I love it! lol watch it ever night

@YankeePat94 15 жыл бұрын

The one at 3:31 is from season 1, "Jill's Birthday"

@SpeedyEric1 11 жыл бұрын

Blood, Sweat, & Gears looks like a modified version of my dad's truck. Same paint job, too.

@nts3208 2 ай бұрын

"Put an apron on there and we'll call it Al's mom." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@thegrimmreeper 16 жыл бұрын

it always gets me that Lisa is an early days Pamela Anderson.

@58twright 6 жыл бұрын

i love tool time!!

@edwardmarlowe7926 4 жыл бұрын

Using Tim Allen's techniques I managed to rat out all my coke dealers and friends to avoid jail time just because as a comedic actor I was aggressively mediocre

@14575019 13 жыл бұрын

2:25 I wish they both gave the thumbs up, and said "...And that's how you work the crane."

@jeradpaulson771 Жыл бұрын

2:25

@samsonhendrixiii3308 7 ай бұрын

I miss this show❤

@Rawk4Life 15 жыл бұрын

AL: I would suggest going with the 2400 RPM's as opposed to the 2800. Tim: That's nice Al, but I'm going with the4100 RPM. AL: Tim, it doesn't go up that high. Tim: It does now my friend. I rewired it. ROFL

@punker4Real 4 жыл бұрын

I super charged my lawn mower Whoops I ran over willson back to jail for me

@gloriafelix1855 Жыл бұрын

Have always loved this show. Hysterical.